Yay!*dances*
evening eclectech
(evening eclectech
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:38,
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while i was waiting for it to load i was expecting a fatter cati enjoy though :)
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:38,
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That'snightmares for me tonight. Very well done, an excellent bit of fiddling.
(
DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:38,
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The real Jack the Ripper!!nice Miss. E!
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:41,
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ya ta ta ta-ta ta!!!I say, eh what!
(
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:44,
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sorry but you're just too fucking talentedyou're making the rest of us look bad, please stop it now.
*sulks*
(*sulks*
frunt It's been a while...,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:51,
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Please stop leering at me Mr Teddyboy
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:30,
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Great leering action!Has that butters chap drawn the child catcher yet?
(
CaroWallis,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:31,
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Hahaha!Have a badly drawn mod to counteract him ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:33,
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lloks likea mate's father. 100% of FACT!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:33,
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hahaha, beautifullwoo, just got an email from my mate, his stag do is in estonia, fucking hell
(
mongychops,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:35,
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The pros thereare dead cheap but occasionally ladyboys.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:35,
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i assume this is why we are goingwhores roaming the hotel all night long, i'll look out for the ladyboys phwoar, how's the lawn mate?(sod the kids)
( mongychops,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:38,
archived)
Just be thankful he never ended up as PM,imagine what he might have done!
....oh wait...
(....oh wait...
Strawberry Dragon,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:29,
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arf!He looks as though he's going to do a reach around
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:32,
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wait....just what is the difference between that happening and what's happened in reality already?
/politics
(/politics
ygolyhuop; jkb;vi,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:16,
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awww...ickle witle hammyster...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:29,
archived)
hahahahahahahthat made me jump!
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome,
Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:27,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: 2006 Almanac"){kind=small}
16th June, 2006: Blackbeard hailed as the new Jesus as pirates dominate the Earth
more of this sort of thing/loves boo
(
Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:36,
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I was touched
www.venganza.org/
(www.venganza.org/
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:24,
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Aargh Joe!Ye defeated that cola!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:27,
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yayayay!it's like the story of my life :)
though i may have to add i was born from a coconut and raised by mutant sparrow/slugs on a tropical island near austria.
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:48,
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though i may have to add i was born from a coconut and raised by mutant sparrow/slugs on a tropical island near austria.
Orphans for cheese??Pfftt.. they're better to trade for nickels!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:49,
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With 352 Days to Christmas 2006...I'm inventing a new Holiday, tomorrow, I hope you all..
DW
(Damn Compression)
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:13,
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DW
(Damn Compression)
5 minutesto Monkeybeerification
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:18,
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shhh...You'll wake teh monkey!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:21,
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2005 had a fair few disasters, but 2006...? but 2006...?
(
Blork krolB,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:06,
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The attack of the kittin/domo alliance?But I thought they were a peaceful nation
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:09,
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Whats this all about then?eh? eh? EH!
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:13,
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Can you find booIt's all you have to do.
(
Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:16,
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umm..."2006 had a fair few disasters, but 2006...?"
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:09,
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only if I get to braid your hairand paint your nails :P
(
abandonnship,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:12,
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SLEEPOVER!!!
/pedos
edit: I choose to believe that whenever girls I know are having a sleepover, they are making out and professing what a huge cock I have.
/fantasies
(/pedos
edit: I choose to believe that whenever girls I know are having a sleepover, they are making out and professing what a huge cock I have.
/fantasies
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:13,
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They're either doing thator stimulating eachother orally after the professions of the size of your member becauase they cannot contain their arousal any longer
( abandonnship,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:29,
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YES!THAT'S IT!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:31,
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DUDE!!!It's a Domo-kitten cross invasion!!!
Yeah.. I'm not seeing it either
(Yeah.. I'm not seeing it either
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:11,
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They're on the top left buildingraising the flag of victory!
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:12,
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Cor!TJ: 2006 Almanac my Arse.
Top shoppage btw.
(Top shoppage btw.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:04,
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WHo is that lil cute guy?Looks like something from Blues Clues?
Am I right?
(Am I right?
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:10,
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it'sthe bastard son of teh fear
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:17,
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fire is of no use here then, gentlemenRun! Flee for your lives!
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:30,
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thankee!!!New m3m3?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:18,
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I'm liking your recent tablet actionnice!~
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:11,
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actuallyI'm doing it in Photoshop with teh tools.
I got momentarily tired of shopping.
(I got momentarily tired of shopping.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:14,
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Hello new person,Please read the FAQs
edit - ninja!
(edit - ninja!
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:01,
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Arf!then Paul turns up and Tesco burns down in some "hilarious" accident ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:01,
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He seems very happy to me.I mean, he's got rid of his man-whore sibling.
( CaroWallis,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:01,
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Yes, look,he's leaking.
oh.
(oh.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:05,
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Hehe, niceFor future reference save stuff like that as a JPEG though, that's far bigger than it needs to be and over double the general guidline for still images.
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:05,
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Point, I keep thinking it's 80 and not 50...Though I think 80 would be more fair personally
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:16,
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I asked for one...But remember, it was tesco's I think we all know what that convo's like....
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:24,
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*impressive*
*most impressive*
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:56,
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AWww!He's got an ickle wittle friend!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:04,
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WOOand nothing is found, in any way, disturbing
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:59,
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To quote Triumph"Which one these calls your mother to come pick you up?"
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:05,
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No itsEYE GAMMON YOUR FACE
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:55,
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eye ham vertex?
The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:54,
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I ham post-its?dunno...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:57,
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*right click**view image*
*nothing*
*gives up*
(*nothing*
*gives up*
Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:58,
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I ham bored? the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:58,
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I SPAM BOARDS!What do I win?
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:04,
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worryinglymy mind interpreted that as some horrific accident. Pupil sliced on table corner..perhaps i should suggest that to the writers on casualty.
(
moogy boobles,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:06,
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SMLECH! BLORT! GRIMBLEPLEB!The welcome return of We Are The Lemons' Draw-A-B3tards-Username-Thing!
Click for embiggenification
More of this sort of thing
(
Click for embiggenification
More of this sort of thing
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:49,
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panowie.*clicks*
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:00,
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YaeyI could watch that for hours. ôO
(
Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:52,
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UnfortunatelyThis comes under the heading of "In-Joke" and as such doesnt qualify for FPing. :(
Although thanks for saying so
(Although thanks for saying so
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:53,
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I think it could pass for it without the back story, it's dead fun
AgreedI don't know the in joke, and I think it's worthy of an FP, but what do I know?
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:10,
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it's still an ace animationin it's own right and could be FPd on those grounds
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:54,
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Giant astro-warthogsare amusing whether you are a b3tan or not
( Strawberry Dragon,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:54,
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arf!i recently perused the drawn-b3tard zoo... i missed most of them, they're all very clever (and funny)
woo yay!
(woo yay!
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:53,
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Wondered when someone would point that out :) We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:56,
archived)
Boars in space!!!This week in science, NASA reveals their new space exploration system
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:56,
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Bloody brilliantBloody brilliant I say.
( durbster durbster.co.uk,
Mon 9 Jan 2006, 10:30,
archived)
Astrologers predict the death of the pope for this year....
RedWine President of the S.C.U.M.,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:47,
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watch out for the quiff man Mr Oldman!
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:46,
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Consider themshivered.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:45,
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Arrrr! Grrrreat!Though I feel a bit sea sick when looking at it for too long....
Woo!
(Woo!
RedWine President of the S.C.U.M.,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:45,
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I have learnt a new word.claque noun 1 a group of people paid to applaud a speaker at a meeting or performer in a theatre, etc. 2 a circle of flatterers or admirers.
ETYMOLOGY: 19c: French, meaning 'a clap', from claquer to clap.
(ETYMOLOGY: 19c: French, meaning 'a clap', from claquer to clap.
Trinosaur,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:43,
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Claque?In modern times, the term claque is also used to describe a behavior in social groups, in which people - most notably teenagers - follow a leader and encourage and applaud all of his or her actions, regardless of the relative immorality of the action or its consequences.
Isn't that clique?
(Isn't that clique?
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:44,
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arf!we had one of those, the intellectual students at my high school blindly followed the word of their biology/philosophy teacher, mr. renkwitz
smart man, but heck if he didn't make pro-choice, god-questioning pions out of all of them
/not that i'm not one of those anyway...
(smart man, but heck if he didn't make pro-choice, god-questioning pions out of all of them
/not that i'm not one of those anyway...
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:47,
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Just when you thought it was over... Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:36,
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Question is:Which is worse - the Darth wagon or the Jaws wagon?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:42,
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Haha!Nevermind Phil, you have Fern to do your bidding now.
( CaroWallis,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:36,
archived)
wheres the adventure where Gordon cheats on his wife with a high classhooker then is so overcome with guilt that he cries himself to sleep?
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:36,
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But Gordon's the gopher"Go for this, go for that" office Junior. Phil's the exec with the dosh and the potential hooker fetish.
(
drunkenoaf,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:50,
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I may well be related to him :/ Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:55,
archived)
I'll have a second go at this malarky.
I think next time I'll try to not over do it so much.
Different version
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:22,
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yumcrispy skin! love this lots! :o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:24,
archived)
I'm discovering many things to do with my GIMP.I call it Simon.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:27,
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just looking at your flickrstuff! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38,
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Simon Weston's daughter?So Hull is the next left?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:24,
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I thought that also.Yeah, next left, then another left, then head down the stairs, a right, and through the large doors.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:26,
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AhemI refer the honourable lady to the reply I gave some moments ago:
www.b3ta.com/board/5507145
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:32,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/5507145
Don't forget the burn brushb3tan to it... oh well
'tis nicely done
('tis nicely done
abandonnship,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:28,
archived)
It's the LIVESTRONG band that scares me the most.TJ: I just watched this: www.strawberrydragon.com/images/animation/rofl.html
how lame - it has no 'spread me load on a toad, sport' or 'shag a wallaby' or anything.
poofs.
(how lame - it has no 'spread me load on a toad, sport' or 'shag a wallaby' or anything.
poofs.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:31,
archived)
bahwell if you want to rerecord the entire song with sexual innuedo in every verse, I'll gladly animate it.
( Strawberry Dragon,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:37,
archived)
And we'll be waiting in anticipation.Personally. I love the one that's mentioned above.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38,
archived)
Damn, I'm not here to helpI just offer senseless critisism.
What do you think i am?
A reasonable man?
*goes to look for the tab*
(What do you think i am?
A reasonable man?
*goes to look for the tab*
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:40,
archived)
Fair enoughMindless insults are the blood in b3ta's veins
( Strawberry Dragon,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:47,
archived)
I felt sure that you'd understand. Here, I just wrote this - I can do better, but not with puking and shiutting everywhere.TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT
VERSE ONE
D G A D
Fuck the dog 'till she bleeds, mate, fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
D G A D
You've got to spread your seed, mate, so fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE TWO
D G A D
Spread your load on a toad, Curl, spread your load on a toad. (they love it!)
D G A D
Don’t stick your log in a frog, Curl, just spread your load on a toad.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
beastiality's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
VERSE THREE
D G A D
Take a koala round the back, Jack, take a Koala round the back.
D G A D
You'll find their cunts a bit slack, Mac, so be sure to slip it in the back.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE FOUR
D G A D
watch me Platypus fuck bill, watch me Platypus Fuck.
D G A D
Just 'cos he's got a wide duck, bill, don't mean she can't drink your muck.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Beastialitity's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
I love getting beast head, Fred, I love to get Beast head.
but be sure you lied on your side, clyde or you'll end up necrophiliac dead.
(VERSE ONE
D G A D
Fuck the dog 'till she bleeds, mate, fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
D G A D
You've got to spread your seed, mate, so fuck the dog 'till she bleeds.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE TWO
D G A D
Spread your load on a toad, Curl, spread your load on a toad. (they love it!)
D G A D
Don’t stick your log in a frog, Curl, just spread your load on a toad.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
beastiality's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
VERSE THREE
D G A D
Take a koala round the back, Jack, take a Koala round the back.
D G A D
You'll find their cunts a bit slack, Mac, so be sure to slip it in the back.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
VERSE FOUR
D G A D
watch me Platypus fuck bill, watch me Platypus Fuck.
D G A D
Just 'cos he's got a wide duck, bill, don't mean she can't drink your muck.
“All together now”
CHORUS
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
D G A D
Beastialitity's best, sport, so tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
D G A D
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallabe)
I love getting beast head, Fred, I love to get Beast head.
but be sure you lied on your side, clyde or you'll end up necrophiliac dead.
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:58,
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bestiality's best, sport
bestiality's best (shag a wallaby)
bestiality's best, sport
Better than all the rest (chorus)
Stick your log in a dog, sport
Stick your log in a dog
Stick your log in a dog, sport,
Bestiality's Best
CHORUS
Shoot your goo in a kangaroo
shoot your goo in a roo
Shoot your goo in a kangaroo, 'Cos that's what the bushmen do.
CHORUS
Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad, bestiality's best.
CHORUS
Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat, bestaility's best
CHORUS
Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk, Bestialty's best
CHORUS.
etc.
Etc.
(tries to think of an oscellot / armadillo verse)
(bestiality's best (shag a wallaby)
bestiality's best, sport
Better than all the rest (chorus)
Stick your log in a dog, sport
Stick your log in a dog
Stick your log in a dog, sport,
Bestiality's Best
CHORUS
Shoot your goo in a kangaroo
shoot your goo in a roo
Shoot your goo in a kangaroo, 'Cos that's what the bushmen do.
CHORUS
Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad
Blow your load on a toad, bestiality's best.
CHORUS
Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat
Jam your cack in a cat, bestaility's best
CHORUS
Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk
Shove your junk in a skunk, Bestialty's best
CHORUS.
etc.
Etc.
(tries to think of an oscellot / armadillo verse)
Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:38,
archived)
I wouldn't care of she did let herself goMs Weisz would still get one. She makes me happy in my special place.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:36,
archived)
Phwoar!For what is Chatteris without you in it.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:43,
archived)
yikes!methinks it's a little late to recommend calomine lotion...
(,
Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:51,
archived)
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