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# For the manson fans
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# /stands up and bitches
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Woohoo!
:D
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# if i were a manson fan i certainly wouldn't admit it.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# I saw him live in 1995 or 6
and gave up after that.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# pft..goff !
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# I was about as ungoth as it comes
my hair was bleach blonde, and plaited. I was wearing practically clown makeup, and I was alternating between moshing and the balcony.
I did pull that night though, oddly. But after seeing him live, I went off the whole pantomime.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# so more rick wakeman than goff...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# more grunger with face paint at the time, I think.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# haha...got photos ?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# no
certainly none of that one night I was made up.
But I don't even have any pics of me in that era. With my hat and so on... I was a weird bugger.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
#
was yam
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Manson is said to usually give a fantastic stage show
didn't like it?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# a large chunk of it
was lifted directly from the film "The Wall". And I didn't feel comfortable in the audience when he played with nazi imagery. I know he's jewish, but I don't think a lot of the audience did, and it felt baaaad.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# i suppose that gives him all the more reason to use nazi imagery then?
kind of like how only black people are allowed to use the N word
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
"DO WE NEED IT?" [Cancel]
"DO WE WANT IT?" [OK]

Or, for the programmers:
It.need = false;
It.want = true;
TheShit = new shit;
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# I haven't got a clue what that means
translate it into something prog rockers can understand please.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# But
that's not Alan Parsons!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# i feel disco!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# WOO!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# I likes it
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# DO THE HUSTLE!
*whistles*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# I want one
woo!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] They're coming closer, Barbara...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# yay zombies!
nice job
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Haha!
Fantastic!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Misty
gives me teh fear
/clicks
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# it's ok,
it's just her time of the month
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# /looks closer
ahh
so it is
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# yahrr
The perv's easter egg
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sean of the dead. Literally.


A lá Tarantino

He's dead, you see and his name sounds like Shaun.

No?

Arse.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Meanwhile
somewhere along the yellow brick road...

Image hosting by Photobucket

Previously
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# hehe
BURN HIM!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# One can only imagine
what the Lion will be doing.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Man and giraffe go to a bar and get wasted
Giraffe slumps on floor, and man goes to leave
"You cant leave that lying there" says the barman
"No, it's a giraffe," says the man
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# arf arf arf
You should illustrate it for teh b3ta joke book!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# 'snot rude
unless I made the man look like Mohammed
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# doesn't HAVE to be rude...
as long as it's good.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Puppies for lunch?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# no thanks, I've been snacking all morning
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Go, Heli-hat! Go!
It's FLOWER SMELCHING TIME!



Click for flash

Edit: Photobucket is arse for hosting flash it appears, that or I'm missing something. How do I get it to display a neat rectangle of film rather than the untidy raggedness of this? Fixed :)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# haahaha Smelch!, Smelch!, Smelch!, Smelch!, Smelch!, Smelch!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# put it in it's own HTML page
otherwise Flash scales to fit the screen.

edit: Make a simple HTML page with a table. Put the flash in the center. Make sure the href is DIRECT, not in a folder... then upload both and LINK the HTML page.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# i like it when it does that
:)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Can I do this using photobucket,
if not can I do this for free anywhere else on the interweb?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# you should be able to
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# weee!
where can I get one of those?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# fantastic :D
*click*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# emmmmo
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Of course...


...Stevie nicks
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I see your Stevie
and I raise you...a Mohammed!



Poor Stevie, that must get him every time! WYH
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I see your mohammed
and raise you a FATWA!!!!!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Yay Stevie!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# thats
fucking great
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I think it's
grater!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Ba-dum tssh
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# that
made me giggle. the cheapness and simplicity...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I laughed
so I click.

edit: I'd like to point out that the replacement of A with O is rather good.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# pffft!
TJ: Why won't flash import my illustrator files?!?!?!?!11?!11oneone

It keeps saying "One or more objects could not be importing as there was a problem reading them"

I've tried saving in different illustrator version files etc buy no joy. Any ideas?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# ooh! I know this one!!!
First off, it's best to save the illustrator files as low as you can (Ill. 3) as EPS files.

Second off, make sure there are no CMYK elements in the Ill. files, this f-things up in Flash.

Which version of Flash are you using, mate?

edit: Also, gradients and transparencies won't import.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# i'm using MX
I'll try them as EPS files, and i'll check to make sure it's all RGB :)

EDIT: Sorted! Thanks :)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# oh they MUST be EPS files
to import. The RGB thingy will just throw off your color.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# That's usually down to the complexity of the shading, etc.
One way is to import the AI layers individually and recompile in flash. A bugger, I know. But it works.

or what he said ^
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# I've noticed
that even though Adobe bought Macromedia, there's been little attempt (as of yet) to make the copy & paste as seamless as it is in the rest of the suite.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this compo
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# it's not that bad!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# I have to get David out sometimes,
he gets cold and lonely on the server with no-one to talk to.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# aww
bless! Have some friends for him.

(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# MIDGETS!
Zey vill eat your innards!.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# BEWARE TEH MIDGETS!
(and pigeons)
(and especially midget pigeons)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# woop!
edit: PHWOAR!

/porn.. sorry.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# so she's a man, eh?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# think so...
just sort of graped me squildo.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# oooh...
i'd hit that
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# with what, exactly?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# a cricket bat
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# BA DUM
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# nah, it would be more like '*crunchthump*'
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# phwoar indeed
i'd like to save her day
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# I'd prefer to make her whole week
/cheap joke
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] beyond quick and dirty....
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I'd pay to see that one made reality...
*DIE YOU UNFUNNY BASTARDS!* etc.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Beyond quick and dirty
T'would be filthy!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# That mask is actually a potato
AICMFP
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# what can you do with five potatoes?
Too many for Shepherds Pie, not enough for a big Roast
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# no, Sonic, not the children
w00!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Bang goes my childhood innocence.
Ta.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# My childhood innocence
gave way to my twenty's, when I would play Sonic the Hedgehog all snackered up on LSD... ohh the invincible coin... ooohh.. the trails.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Oooooh
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# it was... to say the least...
oooooooooooooootastic!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# the old bastard has really let himself go
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# DAMNIT!
I had soda in my mouth!!!

Now do Link from Legend of Zelda.

*frumps*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Well, the obvious one would be Mario.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# It's good to spazz
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# AAaahahahahahahahaha!
Laughing so hard I'm nearly pissing myself!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# so you see?
how Link should be next then?

*pictures it now; but realizes that pitcuting it in his head will not even COMPARE to the actual image Neville may actually draw. Gets soaky pants on...*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Much woo


(Possibly the first pic I ever posted on b3ta!)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# he has
a fucked up knob.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# I agree
it's nowhere near magenta enough
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# so does this board
you!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# oi...
don' make me call teh fluff police...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# oh tish pish
We cant all ooze dribbly pink syrup over everything, like you do.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# No
But you shouldn't be a blithering titwanker, either.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# thats a bit harsh
I thought you were meant to be fluffy
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Oh indeed I am
but telling a NO08 that they are a messed up knob isn't the nicest thing either.

:D C'mon then! Let's ALL be fluffy!!!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# is that BatPotato?
and Im only teasing. Getting the noobs to appreciate b3ta is half kittens-with-teeth and half gratuitous insults.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# YES! It's battato!!!
just find a common ground. and if you're not sure how to treat newcomers, take a check at the FAQ. :D
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# just like the annoying thing/ crazy frog
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Frying tonight
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
#
Click for my site.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fucking ace! I laughed!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# *jangles keys*
you'll laugh at anything...

woo to the pic!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ehehehehehehehe
ooh look, a butterfly! *chases*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yay for swears.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha, ace!
ROFL I've got a taxi full of pubes!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# arsehole abuse
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# is that a can of
WOO40?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Hahaha, yay for abuse!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# I need to see the aftermath
later: "Baby, I'm sorry..."
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Best Use Of The Word Cunt In A Graphic Representation Award
*pins on cunt badge*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# hahaahahaa
woo! :o)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Stevie "Horrible" Nicks


the insert photo is what inspired the transformation.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Rhiaaaaaanon...
hahaha. That I like!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# i'm gonna have to listen to that song now.
so good.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# !
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# are you so taken by he's beauty that all you can say is ! ?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Pretty much.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# awww
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# yes ?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
steamy nicks
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# The....horror.....
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# you think thats scary....
Marianne Horrible and Nikon Jagger


Nick Horrible & PJ Nikon


(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Been busy?

I caught a bit of this when I got in last night. You loons.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Why is DTH in drag?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# get off
that's me, not 'im. Flattered though.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Hurray for sports!
Hooray for avoiding all media for the next three weeks.

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Remember, these are friendly games. It's not the medal count. It's how many of your country's elite, has-been athletes, with their medals (or excuses) proudly on display, will show up on your TV as sports analysts.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)
# *makes skiing motions*
TJ: What's all this about then: b3ta.com/board/5645186 ?
b3ta.com/board/5645271
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# A hatstand.
Is it nae obvious, mon?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Those mascots scare the crap outta me :(
I wonder who thought that was a good idea. A Mentos executive?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# g...g..got...a...light?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Wow.
*Gives light*

*fears for sanity*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Spliffy, Spliffy
Smoking a bush slim cheroot
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# that made me laugh disproportinately
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] feck know whod direct this
but theyre in infidel country if he takes that bag off...

(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)
# just edit your original post
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] very quick and very dirty
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# arf
super stuff!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)
# ta muchly
your robots are everywhere!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Splendid
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# cheers!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# 'ning
do you ever sleep?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# no.
mixtured of insomnia, nightmares and cheap diet red bull stuff.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# stop shopping me
and the nightmares will go ;)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# haha. you've been rather generous with prince's height in that pic.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# s'a good point
I should have shrunk him.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# he's on mini-prince's shoulders
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# pffffft
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Oof!
Nice. :)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE THERE!!!!
best joke today
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# And I don't get it...
oh well
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# It's a thrift shop
for the National Society of Epilepsy...

with a fitting room...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# *fucking slaps self*
well DERR!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# pfffft!
*spacks out*

/manages a 'woo' before swallowing own tongue
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Took me a while.


Hahahahah
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# ^^^
This.

Woo!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# GAAAAAH!
Subtle but still highly spangworthy.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)

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