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[challenge entry] I apologise for this so much...
I really know that I shouldn't steal someone else's hummus (dungeoneer) but this just HAD to be animated!
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
Love it, looka tem gooooo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Delivering the new Goatse Buttplug


I'm gonna leave before I develop a severe posting addiction. It's not my fault that this is my fave topic ever!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
# posting addiction?
what's that?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Since you are being all over-sensitive . . .
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
# ZOMG You liek well cant say tht!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111eleventyone
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Who is it?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Christopher Wren
Where's his fucking cat?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Coming, but what was Christopher Wren?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# well he designed St Pauls
so I guess an Architect
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# No.
He was a cunt.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# ah I see






*walks away slowly
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
# I'll get back to you on that!
For now I'll... What's that!? *points*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
# I think somebody forgot to take their medication...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Or took too much...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:57, archived)
# good point
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# I have interweb tourettes.
You cunt.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# "Since you are being all over-sensitive . . ."
The whole board is wrong, I am right!

Now that's chutzpah!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# NO, not the whole board,
Just Archie.

Bless him - i think I'll make him a picture of a schitzophrenic mammal.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# phew
People, hear this:

Manley: Not a megalomaniac

Hurrah!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# I remember that chap

wheeeeee!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] *panic buys*


/behold the lens flare filter
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)
# If by "burning sensation" you mean "exploded abdomen sensation"
woo pic
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Meh
The internal fizz and pop tickled me
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:53, archived)
# like a firecracker in a subway tunnel, eh?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Wooo!
Sparks!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] er... spot the difference



Stevie Wonder got given a cheese-grater for Christmas... most violent book he's ever read.

big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-grater-huge.jpg
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, archived)
# You did this one first
AICMFP
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# ^This, too.
Since the blood is in the picture with the Rubik's cube (between his legs).
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Blood?
Finger flakes.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Yummy.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Oops
well spotted
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
# This makes me cringe.
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Do the iron one!
I love that joke
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Good lord!
You have all the skillz. That is an amazing drawing.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:56, archived)
# both ace stuff.
tony hart would love it.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] What goes...
*Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?'


Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.

big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-cube-huge.jpg
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# !
yes!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Ace!
Edit: top ninja-edit, there!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Yeah, that's it
*snigger*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I love that joke
woo to your skills
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Woo artwork, but how is that a sex toy?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Normally I wouldn't criticise someone's artwork,
but since my roommate has been trying to leave, forcing me to pay a lot more rent,
called my girlfriend a whore, knocked the glass out of my car window, and
intentionally wrecked my bathroom, I think he deserves this:

This is his art, the work of a 4-year college animator with a $60,000 education.
Please do your worst, I will show him the results to hurt his fragile ego.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# That's fucking brilliant.
Best image of the night!

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# you ok?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Is the one on the right a woman?
Looks like they've got a rather manly chest there
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Don't go on about my moobs,
it upsets me.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Sorry
*fondles*

By the way, good luck with your marathon - got a nice letter from the RNLI Eastern Division the other day thanking me for doing the skydive which was rather nice
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Did you use
justgiving?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Nope
I just collected all the money, put it in the bank and wrote a nice fat cheque for them which I handed in at the skydive place. Would have thought you'd get a nice letter back though
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55, archived)
# I did the route on Monday.
It took 2 hours and 5 minutes and was awful, but at least I know I can do it and not die.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# lolz
This is a sketch of my friend being nearly killed! You should do this to him who hurt your car
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# FRONT
PAGE IT NOOOOOOOOW
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# It's Beavis and Butthead in drag.
By the way, you suck at revenge.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Am I? This boy is very sensitive about his artwork.
When I create a website featuring all the parodies, he'll shit his pants and cry.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
All I'm saying is that if someone smashed my car window and called my wife a whore, I'd do a bit more than post some of his crappy artwork on the internet.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Psychological revenge is the sweetest kind...
I could hit him, yeah, but then it would be over. I'd rather ruin his self-confidence and force him to change careers after he's spent all that money.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
# I'd go with this
If he'd really kick up such a fuss, much better than hitting him
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Ok, go with this as long as you're sure that he won't just brush it off.
But I'd have a plan B just in case. Preferably involving the pulling of his asshairs with pliers while you explain the virtues of being civilized.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:53, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Pffft! ^This
Real revenge would be something like ripping his arms off, sticking them in his ears and using him as a pogo stick.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Why
does the guy on the left look like he's eating a giant turnip?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Awful.
Throw it on the fire. Please.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# AHAHAHAA
$60,000?!
Either he's rich and stupid or just rich and a very crap artist...maybe he's just a stupid crapface with knees that bend in five directions!!!

is that insulting enough?
(but it really is shit)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55, archived)
# i dont normaly comment on stuff i dont like but his work is complete and utter shite no doubt
and he sounds like a cunt so twat him anyway
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Cash for Peers, new revelations
Patel Pier

Quick and dirty execution as usual, sorry :)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
# well
i think it is funny

woo you!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Woo!
Politics!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Just a quick thought...
Eau De Toilette
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Klingons on the starboard bow...
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
# talking the piss?
 
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Well spotted...
*fixed*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)
# :D
that am all of the woo
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
Make it sew.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# woo! excellent!
make it so!
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I like this! *clicks*

Pure wonderful sillyness - woo, yay, hoopla and even a panowie.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:32, archived)
# ahahah
I don't know why, but that made me giggle proper like.

good work
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
splendid!~

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I wish I could think of a funnier reply.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# nice !
*clicks*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:56, archived)
# isketch?
4rthur room
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Ooooh,
now that's quite tempting.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Hull's Cat
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:26, archived)
# please explain...
www.b3ta.com/board/5760733

/woo to the pics by the way
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:27, archived)
# fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
# No, I'm just curious,
I haven't spoken to manley on here for 2 weeks or so, i'd love to know what I've supposedly done to piss him off
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# perhaps
the person imitating you is being a cunt,
or something.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)
# but the imposter has only been on here once and posted one message apparently
and he's added everyone to messenger but hasn't signed in yet at all...

hmmm, hopefully, manley was just taking the piss :-) - I'd like to think so, hes not a bad chap at all to have on B3ta
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:37, archived)
# correction: talking the piss
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
# "ah-haaaa"!
/said in Dangermouse voice
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)
# You are a cunt
AICMFP.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# He's right
you are a cunt
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Chuckie Sez
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Huge raid on insurgent hotbed aimed at stopping rebels
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# "Going at that speed, will he be able to pull out in time"?
'Ning Broadsword
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)
# haha.
Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:18, archived)
# "Its possible he came in the South Entrance"...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Back door, huh? Good idea!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Danny, the Rebel Alliance is better equipped, and more dangerous, than most of us realize.

'ning!~
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:21, archived)
# "I think you overestimate their chances"
/hope you are well
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Fucking wookies.
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)
# ...is massively perilous
and great fun.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:22, archived)
# they have all the special material

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - great stuff!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
keep 'em coming!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:27, archived)
# She would, too.
100% fact.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:31, archived)
# waits for R2dildo
pearoast and 3rd FP
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# keep waiting

and what's that supposed to mean anyway?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Nick Cave's Cat
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# seems like I'm just in time
hello hamtoucher, you've been mighty busy
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Hello.
Your mum decided to tell you then?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# she has
I'm the happiest man on earth right now
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha!
or ian curtis' cat ...
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 13Amp 3 pin plug

It was always destined to fail, there being very few 13Amp 3 hole butts.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:10, archived)
# This is brilliant.
*first click of the day*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:13, archived)
# wah
thank you.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)
# This is not getting the recognition it deserves.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# very kind of you to say so
btw - Nice firey breathing pic. You juggle?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)
# skillz!
how did you do that dude?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:21, archived)
# He's still gett'n his pussy.

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# no magenta?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:06, archived)
# yay!
finger dick!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:10, archived)
# houpla for the cat muncher!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# they are!
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(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)
# yes!
Go Napolean
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:03, archived)
# yes!
and manga is an acceptable art form!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:04, archived)
# i hope thats sarcasm
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# yes it is
but i know that there are probably alot of Japanophiles on the board
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# wouldnt go
that far
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# lovely stuff there ma'am!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:05, archived)
# thanks!
did you add me to your msn then scarper last night?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:06, archived)
# i didnt , no
theres an imposter doing the rounds - pretending to be me on b3ta and also on msn messenger... so far his tally of 'added b3tans' is as follows...
Me
Bennyhillslovechild
Dave the Hat
Ptolemy
Jessie
Flowerpot
Reckless Rik
and now you...
He/She is going by the name 'the grate architect'

don't be fooled, demand REAL me from your messenger!
-add me if you want, email in profile :-)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)
# hehe
maybe i shall!

but after the pub!
be back later!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I shall wait with baited breath!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:12, archived)
# No
You're a cunt.

AICMFP
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:13, archived)
# what have I done now? Please tell me
/even if I AM a cunt, at least they're useful
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# You seem a model of a good b3tan to me
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far for sure...
but a cnut? :0S
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:26, archived)
# ach
I'm more of a cunt than you. I've been really unfluffy recently. Thankfully, ASCII text often doesn't convey what I'm really saying in my head.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# I fell for it
but after speaking to DTH (I was surprised as you rarely speak to me) he told me that it was an imposter so I deleted and blocked him/her
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:24, archived)
# I rarely speak to you cos you're not on my msn m'dear
/could be a reason ;-) - I should add you!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:25, archived)
# I wasn't implying anything other than
the fact that our paths rarely cross, tis all :)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:28, archived)
# And me
And there I was thinking you fancied me. :(
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# he's good at that sort of thing
:)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)
# this is true!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:07, archived)
# we am du best!
After this of course.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)
# nice colourage!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Yay!
This has all of the happies!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:20, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)
# hahah, excellent
beau bo is that you?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:59, archived)
# political? Yes
Damning? Yes
Beautifully Shopped? Yes.

You'd have thought so.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:00, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Exellent!
Tony Blair now seems to be impersonating Rory Bremners impersonation of him.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:27, archived)

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