I apologise for this so much...
I really know that I shouldn't steal someone else's hummus (dungeoneer) but this just HAD to be animated!
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54,
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Delivering the new Goatse Buttplug
I'm gonna leave before I develop a severe posting addiction. It's not my fault that this is my fave topic ever!
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54,
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I'm gonna leave before I develop a severe posting addiction. It's not my fault that this is my fave topic ever!
I'll get back to you on that!
For now I'll... What's that!? *points*
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54,
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"Since you are being all over-sensitive . . ."
The whole board is wrong, I am right!
Now that's chutzpah!
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11,
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Now that's chutzpah!
NO, not the whole board,
Just Archie.
Bless him - i think I'll make him a picture of a schitzophrenic mammal.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17,
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Bless him - i think I'll make him a picture of a schitzophrenic mammal.
If by "burning sensation" you mean "exploded abdomen sensation"
woo pic
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51,
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er... spot the difference
Stevie Wonder got given a cheese-grater for Christmas... most violent book he's ever read.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-grater-huge.jpg
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45,
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Stevie Wonder got given a cheese-grater for Christmas... most violent book he's ever read.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-grater-huge.jpg
^This, too.
Since the blood is in the picture with the Rubik's cube (between his legs).
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47,
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Good lord!
You have all the skillz. That is an amazing drawing.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:56,
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What goes...
*Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?'
Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-cube-huge.jpg
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44,
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Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-cube-huge.jpg
Normally I wouldn't criticise someone's artwork,
but since my roommate has been trying to leave, forcing me to pay a lot more rent,
called my girlfriend a whore, knocked the glass out of my car window, and
intentionally wrecked my bathroom, I think he deserves this:
This is his art, the work of a 4-year college animator with a $60,000 education.
Please do your worst, I will show him the results to hurt his fragile ego.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:41,
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called my girlfriend a whore, knocked the glass out of my car window, and
intentionally wrecked my bathroom, I think he deserves this:
This is his art, the work of a 4-year college animator with a $60,000 education.
Please do your worst, I will show him the results to hurt his fragile ego.
Is the one on the right a woman?
Looks like they've got a rather manly chest there
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43,
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Sorry
*fondles*
By the way, good luck with your marathon - got a nice letter from the RNLI Eastern Division the other day thanking me for doing the skydive which was rather nice
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:46,
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By the way, good luck with your marathon - got a nice letter from the RNLI Eastern Division the other day thanking me for doing the skydive which was rather nice
Nope
I just collected all the money, put it in the bank and wrote a nice fat cheque for them which I handed in at the skydive place. Would have thought you'd get a nice letter back though
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55,
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I did the route on Monday.
It took 2 hours and 5 minutes and was awful, but at least I know I can do it and not die.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01,
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lolz
This is a sketch of my friend being nearly killed! You should do this to him who hurt your car
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43,
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It's Beavis and Butthead in drag.
By the way, you suck at revenge.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44,
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Am I? This boy is very sensitive about his artwork.
When I create a website featuring all the parodies, he'll shit his pants and cry.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47,
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hahaha
All I'm saying is that if someone smashed my car window and called my wife a whore, I'd do a bit more than post some of his crappy artwork on the internet.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:49,
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Psychological revenge is the sweetest kind...
I could hit him, yeah, but then it would be over. I'd rather ruin his self-confidence and force him to change careers after he's spent all that money.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:50,
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I'd go with this
If he'd really kick up such a fuss, much better than hitting him
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51,
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Ok, go with this as long as you're sure that he won't just brush it off.
But I'd have a plan B just in case. Preferably involving the pulling of his asshairs with pliers while you explain the virtues of being civilized.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:53,
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Pffft! ^This
Real revenge would be something like ripping his arms off, sticking them in his ears and using him as a pogo stick.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:48,
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Why
does the guy on the left look like he's eating a giant turnip?
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47,
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AHAHAHAA
$60,000?!
Either he's rich and stupid or just rich and a very crap artist...maybe he's just a stupid crapface with knees that bend in five directions!!!
is that insulting enough?
(but it really is shit)
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55,
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Either he's rich and stupid or just rich and a very crap artist...maybe he's just a stupid crapface with knees that bend in five directions!!!
is that insulting enough?
(but it really is shit)
i dont normaly comment on stuff i dont like but his work is complete and utter shite no doubt
and he sounds like a cunt so twat him anyway
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08,
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Cash for Peers, new revelations
Quick and dirty execution as usual, sorry :)
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:39,
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Quick and dirty execution as usual, sorry :)
hahahahahaha
I like this! *clicks*
Pure wonderful sillyness - woo, yay, hoopla and even a panowie.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:32,
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Pure wonderful sillyness - woo, yay, hoopla and even a panowie.
ahahah
I don't know why, but that made me giggle proper like.
good work
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:33,
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good work
Hull's Cat
EDIT - Look up how Rod died you uncultured fucks.
Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat
(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:26,
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EDIT - Look up how Rod died you uncultured fucks.
Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Cave's Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat
(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it.
please explain...
www.b3ta.com/board/5760733
/woo to the pics by the way
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:27,
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/woo to the pics by the way
No, I'm just curious,
I haven't spoken to manley on here for 2 weeks or so, i'd love to know what I've supposedly done to piss him off
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:31,
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perhaps
the person imitating you is being a cunt,
or something.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:35,
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or something.
but the imposter has only been on here once and posted one message apparently
and he's added everyone to messenger but hasn't signed in yet at all...
hmmm, hopefully, manley was just taking the piss :-) - I'd like to think so, hes not a bad chap at all to have on B3ta
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:37,
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hmmm, hopefully, manley was just taking the piss :-) - I'd like to think so, hes not a bad chap at all to have on B3ta
"Going at that speed, will he be able to pull out in time"?
'Ning Broadsword
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:16,
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Danny, the Rebel Alliance is better equipped, and more dangerous, than most of us realize.
'ning!~
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:21,
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'ning!~
Nick Cave's Cat
What am I, your fucking performing monkey?
Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat
(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:12,
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What am I, your fucking performing monkey?
Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Alzheimer's Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat
(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it.
seems like I'm just in time
hello hamtoucher, you've been mighty busy
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:14,
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13Amp 3 pin plug
It was always destined to fail, there being very few 13Amp 3 hole butts.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:10,
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It was always destined to fail, there being very few 13Amp 3 hole butts.
very kind of you to say so
btw - Nice firey breathing pic. You juggle?
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:28,
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yes it is
but i know that there are probably alot of Japanophiles on the board
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:05,
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i didnt , no
theres an imposter doing the rounds - pretending to be me on b3ta and also on msn messenger... so far his tally of 'added b3tans' is as follows...
Me
Bennyhillslovechild
Dave the Hat
Ptolemy
Jessie
Flowerpot
Reckless Rik
and now you...
He/She is going by the name 'the grate architect'
don't be fooled, demand REAL me from your messenger!
-add me if you want, email in profile :-)
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:09,
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Me
Bennyhillslovechild
Dave the Hat
Ptolemy
Jessie
Flowerpot
Reckless Rik
and now you...
He/She is going by the name 'the grate architect'
don't be fooled, demand REAL me from your messenger!
-add me if you want, email in profile :-)
what have I done now? Please tell me
/even if I AM a cunt, at least they're useful
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:15,
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ach
I'm more of a cunt than you. I've been really unfluffy recently. Thankfully, ASCII text often doesn't convey what I'm really saying in my head.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:28,
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I fell for it
but after speaking to DTH (I was surprised as you rarely speak to me) he told me that it was an imposter so I deleted and blocked him/her
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:24,
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I rarely speak to you cos you're not on my msn m'dear
/could be a reason ;-) - I should add you!
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:25,
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I wasn't implying anything other than
the fact that our paths rarely cross, tis all :)
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:28,
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political? Yes
Damning? Yes
Beautifully Shopped? Yes.
You'd have thought so.
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Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:00,
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Beautifully Shopped? Yes.
You'd have thought so.
Exellent!
Tony Blair now seems to be impersonating Rory Bremners impersonation of him.
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