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# It was a hoax?!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:17, archived)
# well.. if nobody else will,
have a woo!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# you don't know
how much better that made me feel.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Wooooooo!!!!!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:32, archived)
# most woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# woah
that is fucking ace
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# the truth!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Yayyyyyyyy!


does anyone know how to get rid of motorboats and banana burns from my kitchen worktop?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# bestest ever banana pic!
have a poo on me. or, then again, that sounds bad
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I'll take a raincheck on that one

*steps away

*turns

*runs
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:13, archived)
# *does mad sounding laff*
*again*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# YAAAAY!
Hahaha, that rocks!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:12, archived)
# the rocks????
LOOK OUT!!!!!!!! THE ROCKS!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Aaaiiiiieeeeeee!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:13, archived)
# KAAABLAAAMMMMOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# i knew there was a flaw in his plan somewhere...

it's probably bindun, but i can't really check b3ta at work, so i'm playing catchup.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Bindun more times than you can think.
Nice pointing kids though.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# they shoild be weeing on him
/fetish
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:08, archived)
# inspired by
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# heh. knowing this place, that doesn't surprise me :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# PUT HIM BACK IN THE BOX!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Glasscockiness
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
#
what the hell???
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# my first attempt at drawing using Illustrator
self portrait



press 4 big up style
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Yay!
I suck at illustrator!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:58, archived)
# i bought the training video
of ebay . great value @ £10 some good tutorials on it
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Pfft, you loon
Theres plenty of tutorials on the web that'll teach you the basics for free! Try here:
www.vecpix.com/tutorials/illustrator/
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# cheers
good link
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Thats one of the best sites ever.
But it cant teach you anywhere near as much as good old fashioned practice. Nice work!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Nice work on the background!
I like, woo.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
#
what an odd expression!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Who will win the game of musical chairs??!!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# the guy on the right
with the big nostrils
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Stimpy?!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
# he has alllllll
the nose goblins
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:48, archived)
#
goble
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hmm
I dont know, but he does look like he wants it
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Ooooooooohhh
Now this is rather good.

Have a generous slice of woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# yes
thankks be to woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# You will
And you know it : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Yes indeed
hello there sugarspun
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Hello!
I trust this day finds you well?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
#
It is a good day! Yourself?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Splendid ta!
This morning I woke up to brand new massive speakers. I predict everyone within a 5 mile radius now has a headache : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:57, archived)
#
Haha, Amazing!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Sure is!
Theyre my new babies : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:04, archived)
# i like it,
top sketchering
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Wannadoo Goatse
Has anyone else had this Wannadoo Goatse sent in the post??
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# *smacks head on desk*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:41, archived)
# *looks
*points

*laughs
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:42, archived)
# no, but I got one of these...

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Oh those ambulancings
They get everywhere!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:00, archived)
# glasscockiest
of all the glasscockses
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:43, archived)
# It's even reflecting a glasscock
in it's polished glasscock rim


(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:44, archived)
# dear lord
why?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# I have one right next to me
I didn't post it given that it had to be GC - I didn't even bother looking it up.

Great minds though
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Glasscock...
...very Glassock...

/edit - although having said that, it only actually turns up on said website once for "wanadoo", and nonce (something wrong with that) for "goatse"...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# That is a
GLASS COCK


that is all
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Isn't it fairly obvious every house in the country will have had one of these through their doors?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Ofcom
Someone should complain to Ofcom about their offensive advert.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:58, archived)
# MY NEW SITE
Normally I wouldn't post "OMFGZ lok at my new site" here but I've been coding it for quite a while now and want somebody to visit it at least once.

www.worldspace.nu/

Took 377 days to code it.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:36, archived)
# LINKS PAGE

thats what its there for
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# It must be a
swedish thing
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# That's a lot of days.
Woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# almost a years worth


*waits
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# OMFGZ!!!111!
You woz robbed
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Arf!
The difference in replies to this post and Rob's post doesn't shock me at all. But your site is nice too Sir. Good work.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# ^^ that
indeed
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:01, archived)
# confusing and not nice to look at
Sorry :(

/harsh but fair
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:52, archived)
# This has been bothering me for ages....


and I'm not sure I did it justice
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# thats a big lady
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# or pie man
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Who is she?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
# is that charlotte hudson
phwoar
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:08, archived)
# the name struck me and I thought, "I'll register it"
feel free to add jokes if you fancy it

www.sickipedia.org/
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# nice work!
:D
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# ooohh... new shiny thing
*clicks*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
YAY!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Ace!
Now for "Prickipedia", home of nongs
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# dickipedia
surely
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# No, cuntifuckitwatipissstainedipedia
You are wrong! Face the truth!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:41, archived)
# You'll be rich!

If I invest now do I win?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:34, archived)
# I'm looking to IPO in the 3rd quarter
absolutely
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# In the Mime joke section....
Last joke..... both heads?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# edit it, if it doesn't make sense
it's a wiki after-all
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Oh it still makes sense!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:41, archived)
# nice one - clicks register !
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# hahahaha
Go the ginger Fuhrer!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Ha!
Good one!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
# what with W being above S on the keyboard
what're the odds that every 50th visitor is someone who typoed on the 'wiki'.....?

Good plan !
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Followed by
paedipedia?
But not paediapedia which is quite different
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Where did all my new friends go?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Poor bugger
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Don't you just love idiots who delete thier posts?
ah... it IS Tuesday....

well... lets not waste a thread then..

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:29, archived)
# pretty
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# ha ha ha


I keeps updating it :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Bollox
I'd just shopped this too...

It took me aaaaages.
NONG NONG NONG NONG NONG NONG NONG NONG NONG
Why is the world full of nong's?
(nice fireworks!)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:32, archived)
# You are an
733t Photoxxor err Shoppxxorrr
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# I don't know

why is the world full of nongs?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Time you got a watch!
HAHAHAHA LOL OMFG ROFL!!111!1!!!1!!1
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# ROFLSCONES
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:41, archived)
#
swish pretty colors
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Been a while...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# that made a nice whooshing sounds as it went over head
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# yo tambien
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# "I think it was Number Two Officer, although I can't be 100%..."
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# hehehe
and remember...


...don't have nightmares
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:19, archived)
# you have to feel sorry for the rozzers sometimes
they obviously struggle to find sketch artists who can draw
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:21, archived)
# they'd not do much better here
Today police are looking for a man covered in seams and a 9 foot pink cock floating above his head.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:23, archived)
# *hides*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I can just picture it...
Make his head bigger, more.... no bigger than that... no, more bloaty... yes! like a pumpkin... but bigger.... That's the man I saw! but his head was a bit wider
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# pffft
that photofit-thing still makes me laugh. it's just ridiculous!
woo.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I still don't understand
why they don't just pick up the ball and run.
Try try and try again
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:16, archived)
# A LINK!

To a broken page


WoO!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Grrrrr
*shakes fist*

is working on my end *ponders*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:22, archived)
# working on my end too
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:22, archived)
# eeeuuwwwww
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:23, archived)
# well stop -
you'll go blind
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# give us a
(*edits-hehehe 4dam is a)

B
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:24, archived)
# -I-
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# G
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# G
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:29, archived)
# O
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# T
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# fuck me!
the internet is borked!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# ZOMG!
I'm going to drive home now, but if I leave my computer on, I will still be able to see this image from my house 25 miles away.

YAY!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:27, archived)
# ha ha ha aaaaa
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Hucking Fuge!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# YOU HAVE BROKEN ALL THE INTERNETS
*runs round in circles*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# don't panic
we've still got "SUPER CROUCH" coming soon to a world cup related flash game near you, (if i get round to finishing it)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# he's big, he's red,
his feet stick out the bed......
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:55, archived)
# eek...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Twice in two days!
/edit

/edit again, now with added helpfulness:
a) Well done for GIFfiness, but turn dither off next time - it'll reduce the filesize.
b) Non-moving pictures need to be a maximum of 50k big (animated ones can be up to 250k)
c) Any picture that big is going to annoy people - as a rough guide I'd say you're looking for a 500x700 maximum, but if you can get it smaller then that's definately a good thing.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:34, archived)
# bah!
Was a bit bigger than I though *sigh* All sorted now *crosses ringers*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:15, archived)
# the fact that he cheated is fine.
the fact that he was able to cheat is what gets me.

How much booze do you need before he looks good?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:16, archived)
# wierd, innit?
David Mellor was even stranger, that actress he was shagging was quite fit..

Must be a power thing
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# it's a very fine line between
drunk enough to shag him and not too drunk that you start harpooning him and rolling him back to the sea.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Have you seen his old bag?
How much booze before SHE looks good?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# hee hee
G'wan John, get stuck in!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Women aren't interested in what a man looks like...
...or what his personality is like, or even if he smells nice.

It's all about how many cars and houses he's got and how much money and power he's able to lay his hands on.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I think she just liked
to sit astride him, hold on for dear life and shout. "You'll never be Primeminister you fat fuck!"
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Similar Period Peice
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# There's always one.......
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:08, archived)
# jab it in his eye.

* edit - have a woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:11, archived)
# hehehe
*jabs eye*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:12, archived)
# *jap's eye*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:13, archived)
# *jabs jap's eye*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Heh heh
BTW, the Tesco Value Colostomy bag you did has been doing the rounds of the National Association of Crohn's and Colitis, and causing much in the way of mirth.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# hahahaha
and me with Crohns as well..!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Dr Who is shit.

But who can argue this would be better?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:07, archived)
# ^ this
It is shit, Dr who that is.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Not as shit as cunting Labyrinth
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:10, archived)
# right you asked for it -

You remind me of the babe
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:12, archived)
# oh fuck off
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Doctor Who
stopped being good just after these were in the shops
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Yeeeesss!
I had a pair of them, never thought I'd see such wonders again in my lifetime.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:21, archived)
# or that a picture of your
cock and balls would appear online so many years later
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# top cockage
woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:21, archived)

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