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# Michael J Firefox
After seeing how poorly this performed in interweb explorer, this seemed the obvious way to go...



*May not go well in Internet Explorer...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha fantastic stuff
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:21, archived)
# haha
*i like this
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Wooooooooooo!!!!!!

I huv won a awud! (Humerous section)
www.ballisticpublishing.com/books/expose4/awards/
I am an Expose 4 Master Award Winner!!!!!!!

Buy yours now!
www.ballisticpublishing.com/books/expose4/index.php
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Yay
congratulations!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# it's just the start
in a couple of years we'll be picking up an academy award.

blinkin' 'eck, there's some good stuff there, well done ol' chap.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# damn straight!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Congrats!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Wow! Nice!
Can I see the full image?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:13, archived)
# yes!
and me!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Who said that?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# MEMEMEMEMEME!
*waves frantically*


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# why of course

"Bill's Snowmen" an ode to Bill Watterson and his genius (but in 3d with magic paint effects)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Braw!
but you just nicked that of a Christmas card! AICMFP!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Ooh, fancy
And I love those c&h snowmen ones.

I like how the orange glow contrasts with the blue. It's cool.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# indeed
I was going to do a few of them, Watterson's work is incredibly 3d.

The man is a genius, I wish he was still working, but I understand and respect his rejection of the whole fame thing. :(
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:22, archived)
# nice one
you flash git!

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Cor..
Nicely done..


/saves up pennies for the book
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# you need one heck of a lot of pennies!
(luckily I got a free one - the rather lush hardback special edition one at that!)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Damn ballistic
and their expensive books..

Still saving for the damn matte painting book..


/poor student
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Well done.
Awsome work.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning b3ta...


get your FAQ referencing skills at the ready!!!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:09, archived)
# have a morning roast...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Why thank you
good ning to you.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Flame guns at the ready!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Is that the sheriff
from World's Wildest Police Videos?
Also, whats the gay jumping guy doing!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# or issit
the spacemen from amazon women on the moon?

good old H20
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Amen
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Nice
but it was done a bazillion times when the pope died. I like the little nazi joke though, so you still get a woo!

edit: you should have changed the headers to "Bless", "Excommunicate" etc :)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# looks like he's OD-ing of Sunny D
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Nah he's just been to
Orang-U-Tan as well
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Haha - original!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Moyles develops XY factor
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:03, archived)
# oh my
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:04, archived)
# eh?
The who does what now?


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:04, archived)
# first post is a link on the main board?
img src=" " is your friend, else post it on the links board
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:06, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Wow, that's amazing!
Now bugger off.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Heh heh
:D
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:02, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!
Poor andrew!



(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:03, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Has JJ ever drawn anything that hasn't tried to eat Andrew?


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:09, archived)
# i don't think so.
even the cute stuff wants a piece of andrew.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# pffffffffft.
Nicely done.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning Doccles!
*hugs warmly*


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Merry belated start of the week, David.
Biscuit?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:11, archived)
# And also with you!
please!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# God grief!!
That sure is some serious deep throat action.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Lovely! Woo! and 'ning! and Mwwwwah!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha ruff ruff
top work!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
woo and yay!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:55, archived)
# haha
Lovely p3ta b3ta page.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
It's funny cos it's true.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# hooray
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Haha!
I love your attention to detail.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:05, archived)
# That's fantastic
It should be a b3ta April Fools' lay out.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:07, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
#
fucking racist!!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# heheheehehee
ace

have a woo and a click
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Are you splitting heirs?


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:43, archived)
# oof
& arf!
woo to giffage
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# *awards guess the pun prize*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Ba-dummmmmmm!
Possibly the bestest pun evar.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:47, archived)
# The tiger economy was making its presence felt even on Craggy island...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:37, archived)
# *groan*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Puntastic!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:41, archived)
# hehehehehe Down with this sort of thing!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Careful now
:)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# oof

Click for others.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Is the one on the right dancing to Adam Ant?
Woo!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:32, archived)
# it would explain alot
:D
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Gosh, yer right!
Tis the dandy one himself. Or one of his fans rather
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:34, archived)
# there's nothing to be scared of.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:34, archived)
# apart from lunacy
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:36, archived)
# rolls up sleeves
and prepares to defend hero
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Great stuff
'ning, and *click*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:34, archived)
# whoar...cheers :)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:35, archived)
# 'ning matey
clickety click click click
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:36, archived)
# At just £10 for five minutes he couldn't resist!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Hahah, yes!
I would!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Hehehe!
Braw! Woo!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:12, archived)
# yeyyyyyy!
and 'ning btw matey :)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
I think that's where Dale Winton goes
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# excellent!
woo!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Ha!
Excellentay
'ning all :)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaa
what makes it even better is that it was hypnochimp that posted that... pffft!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning Sah!
Thanks for your help . . . but I couldn't get it to work . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# hehe ace
wonderful sir
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# classic!
very deserving of both a

*woo*

and a

*click*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# HA!
If that doesn't go FP I'll have some tasty sandwiches for lunch!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:28, archived)
# It's a win/win situation!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# That looks...
...alarmingly like Boris Johnson on the top there.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Breakfast of champions

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# mmmm!
*feasts*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Woo!
Boh Muphs indeed!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# cold pizza is the breakfast of champions and you know it!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# You both make compelling arguments.
I shall have to test the competing theories. I may be some time.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha
cold pizza is the breakfast of champions smelly pikey student types and you know it!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# pffffft
pikeys never make it to being students
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:40, archived)
# woops
pikey/student

choose as applicable.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I'm hungry now
for warm ring doughnuts from the seaside

and custard and apple ones
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:07, archived)
# YES!
*drools*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:25, archived)
# indeed
and andrew would love to munch on scarlet as well.

but that's special files material.

'Ning JJ, i trust you had a nice long weekend?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# I was still working......
.....too many side projects!!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# oh well, at least it kept you off the streets
unless your side project is male prostitution.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# 'ning
hey all

hey JJ
nice to see im not the only one with unhealthy breakfast habbits from time to time, cold currys good too!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Yay!
Hurray! for Scarlet and for do-nuts!

Woo! and 'ning JJ!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:13, archived)
# 'Ning Dave
good weekend?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Grand ta!
yous?


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Splendid weekend
spent tearing the garden a new arse, well, trimming all the hedges, mowing the lawn, painting fences, fixing gates, fitting tree posts, building a bench, my father-in-law got me a new lawnmower, which was nice, both inlaws were a great help in the garden as mrs thor can't do anything at the moment because of baby bump.

and i got a new digital camera.

all in all busy, productive weekend, and now i'm nackered and have had to come to work.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Yay!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# wtf were they thinking?!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# FOR SCIENCE!
 
Heoi an, I better go. Night all!

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Haha
Nite Rapitinui!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:01, archived)
# night, sir
I'm off too
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:01, archived)
# G'night both of you
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:07, archived)
# t'ra you twos!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:14, archived)
# that makes me smile lots
Knew "Tomorrow's World" was a front for teh p0rn
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:04, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:40, archived)
# wants an ice cream is now an emotion?
hehe
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:42, archived)
# WANT BEER NOW definitely is.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:46, archived)
# no beer and no tv makes Homer something something . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:47, archived)
# go mad?
*awaits responce*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:48, archived)
# DON"T MIND IF I DO!
WALALALALALALAH! Ee-oo Eee-oo Eee-oo, raaahr raaahr wababalabalabluuu!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:49, archived)
# *cries*


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:50, archived)
# DON'T MIND IF I DO!!
Brrrddrrddrdrrrddrrr Whee-hoo! Whee-Hoo! Gibbutt! Gibbutt! Mnyerrr! Mnjerrr!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:50, archived)
# Now that's some good mindpiss.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I guess it's not really mindpiss, if it's a quote . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Ae, but the instant response of three of us at once is good enough.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Sure!
*passes towel*


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:55, archived)
# aye, that made me smile that did
3 peeps all quoting like mental :)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:56, archived)
# DON'T MIND IF I DO!
 
eeeeeeh! waaaaaaaagggghhhh! a hugga! a wugga! &c.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:50, archived)
# I am off my beer at the moment
it leaves me too bloated
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:50, archived)
# Okay, WANT BOOZE NOW.
 
I'm not picky.

: )
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:51, archived)
# neither am I which is why I have
a hangover
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:52, archived)
# It's all that kerazzey spezi you have for lunch . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:52, archived)
# hehe
I wish, and that is non alcoholic
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:04, archived)
# MMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNING!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
simple but so very beautiful! 'ning and woo to you good sir!



Anyways, work is calling. I have to go to Hull today. Goodbye all!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:51, archived)
# :D
I see that poster every morning on my way to work, and every day I think, 'golly, but that's crying out for a CDC'.
Well done sah
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Could also be
the acting range of Sylvester Stallone
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:02, archived)
# or Arnie,
although they'd all be angry tbh.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Morning!

Don't type the answer, click to see if you know it!
(Clues on the page if you need 'em.)

Also this and this from last night. Damn, I really should try getting more than four hours of sleep.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:31, archived)
# s'CLEARLY Jake the Peg: The Movie!

EDIT: Four hours sleep was enough for Mrs. Thatcher . . . mind you, she needed twenty hours a day to bollocks everything up for the rest of us . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# It's a full time job
bollocking up the country.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Catch My Cum On This Newspaper
with Brian Blessed
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# Eww.
I knew this pic would get that kind of joke.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# I'm a bastard
but it must be done. It must!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Then 'CATCH MY CUM ON THIS NEWSPAPER!!!!' Shirley?


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# I regularly have four hours sleep....
about every five hours.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:36, archived)
# In my head that had a *badum tish* appear directly after I read it.
It was quite unnerving actually. It's like I've got a mini-punchline drummer in my skull.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Badum tish!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Aaargh!
It's you! You're in my brain!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Mmm.
 
Spicy.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Cor!
you must be as small as Japanese beer girl!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:55, archived)
# ning all
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand! 'ning!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:30, archived)
# What a lovely post for first thing in the morning.
Woo! *clicks*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# Ohh, ta!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:37, archived)
# 'ning!
much woo!!

*spacks*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# hahahaha

indeed
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:38, archived)
# Quite!
*clicks*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:32, archived)
# A man walks into a bar..
 

 
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:24, archived)
# hurray!
for diminutive bar peoples!

don't fall in, love!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:26, archived)
#
don't fall in, love

too late!

*orders six*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:27, archived)
# a beer that
size is an awesome thing, but I bet it gets warm before it is finished
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:26, archived)
# Hahaha
For Rapitinui (nice Ninja edit there - bet you thought I didn't see it eh? :P):
"a man walks into a bar and accidently steps on the tiny Japanese woman and kills her."

"A man walks into a bar and trips on the tiny Japense woman who then pours beer in his mouth and then they eat a kitten.

:P
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:27, archived)
# Yay!
much better!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:35, archived)
# But I'll be fucked if I can get this server to keep the strike through style!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:36, archived)
# does pointy bracket s close point bracket not work? <s>

EDIT: Yes!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Thank you sah!
(I had tried the style attribute and strike but not s)

=)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:40, archived)
# She might be tiny
but she has really big hands. Look at them! They're the size of her head!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# that's a very hollow head on that beer
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:52, archived)
# *Odds*
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:16, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh . . . .
If only you could draw that well on i-sketch . . .

Woo!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# hahaha
Still sore about me winning? :P
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:19, archived)
# You didn't did you?
Was that after I left?


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Im sure you were there
but you could have left. I know I won something
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:22, archived)
# You need to check the BT2006
Yus! You won the last game I played, I had to go after that


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:25, archived)
# BT2006?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:26, archived)
# Indeed . . .
waggle yer pointer about over me hat . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:27, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Put your mouse pointer ABOVE my viking helmet . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Yes, I saw that.
but what does it have to do with BT2006?

edit: *reads filename* oh righty. Carry on.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Hurray!

EDIT: Are you on MSN?




(, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:00, archived)
# that just adds to my
hangover

nice style though, like quentin blakes stuff
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:18, archived)
# ta
I suggest you go here for a cure:

Click me, hungoverman!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:21, archived)
# that is quite
mesmerising
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:25, archived)
# Think tank
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:55, archived)
# Repost?
Naughty!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:56, archived)
# shhhh!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:58, archived)
# bad man, at least chuck it in someone elses post
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:14, archived)
# ahhhahhahah
 
I did see that coming, but nicely played out.

Yay!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:57, archived)
# *poke*


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:16, archived)
# 'ning Dave

good weekend?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# Aye!
Braw! nice to see you at the top of the board EVERY time I log on . . . C];0)

EDIT: We saw Jessie! She's reet grand!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:18, archived)
# G'day!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:25, archived)
# How are ya!?
you're here quite late (Which is GRAND for us!)


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:26, archived)
# I'm good
 
as usual, I should be going..

very busy day at work, so I've been catching up on my internets after hours.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:29, archived)
# Right!
well, if you can stay juuuuust a leetle longer, you make me a lot happier!

\o/

EDIT: When I replied to the post you deleted, I meant the story about killing the tiny Japanese woman wasn't fluffy, not your post . . .


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:30, archived)
# Well, I have got a few comics to read
 
before the call of the wild beers gets too loud to ignore.

I did find some time this morning to draw this, at least.. don't know if DD saw it.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Cor!
That's Grand! Have a lovely evening when you do depart!


(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:41, archived)
# Some RPT from my weekend in Japan


They *do* know how to pour a pint though:

(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:43, archived)
# *chortles*
 
I prefer the southern beaver.

edit: mmmmmmm, beer...
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:44, archived)
# cocking heck
do you get straws with that beer?

or is she reeeeeeeeeeally tiny and its actually just a half?
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Mmmm...
can't go wrong there. Asian chicks and lotsa beer!

Nice. I love Japan. It's fun there. That and you can buy beer from vending machines in the streets and walk around and drink your beer.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:53, archived)
# Alas
Unfortuantely you can't by used underwear from teenagers anymore. Somebody decided it should be illegal. I was most dissapointed.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:00, archived)
# Paedo!
AICMFP!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:01, archived)
# Oddly enough
In a country where the legal age of consent is 13 (outside of Tokyo), you'll get into more trouble with buying a teenages stank-drawers than shagging 'em... Japan's nuts that way. They also have toilets with more features than nost Mercs.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Yes I know (about both)
I felt so stupid when I didn't know how to use the toilet with all the buttons on it.

I've never understood the Japanese pr0n thing. In porno vids they censor a ming yet it's ok to see two 18 yr old chicks in a bathtub throwing up on each other and then eating it.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:24, archived)
# the pixelated censorship used to be law up until recently I believe, now it's just a fetish
they have more fetishes per capita of any country, I bet, but some of the lowest statistics for people actually getting together and having sex.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:53, archived)
# yeah, they got 'em on an antiquing law
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# one beer please!
and make it bigger than my head!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Holy crap
That is a giant freaking beer. Wow. You must tell us more of this giant Japanese beer from chicks.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Well..
It costs a fortune, is warm before you get halfway through it. It's got about 4L beer in it (8.5 pints) and is roughly equivilent to drinking half a litre of Jack Daniels.

You will go to the pisser an average of 3452345 times before you're done, too.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:13, archived)
# In other words
"a challenge"
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:48, archived)
# They get around.
Beaver's.
No idea about the barmaid, thou' it looks like it's worth asking her. [/;-P
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:00, archived)
# Wow
that beer girl is tiny!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 8:09, archived)

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