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# have a rope swinging diver
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)
# High Cocks In London!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:39, archived)
# IVV loves breaking woos
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:41, archived)
# She's a menace
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:18, archived)
# thass top!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:57, archived)
# very nice
in return, have Brian Blessed diving into blancmange
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:49, archived)
# diiiiiiiiiiiive
Image Hosting by PicsPlace.to
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)
# 10!


woo!~
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:11, archived)
# haven't done one of these in a while, so :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Hurray!
and yay!

Lovely tongue action
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)
# ladies' favourite :P
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# very very nice.
wootoyou
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# thankee
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# OI
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:43, archived)
# HAHA!
YAY!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# hurrah :D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:44, archived)
# What did you use to animate this?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:36, archived)
# fireworks mx 2004
tattyshop and imagerandy always seem to elude and confuse me. this works nicely though
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)
# ugly foofh.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)
# not a BLACK BAG...


/Vforvendetta
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:31, archived)
# But
you are up the spout:P
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# ...
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar*
*runs away*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Did
the stick turn blue?!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)
# And it's goodnight from him.
Goodnight!

Or:
That guy can look into a map and see people waving at him.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Richard Crumb?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# I should have done this one instead...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Take fewer puffs. Inhale less often. Leave a longer stub.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)
# wow....magnifertastic!
Edit: I love that pic, the colours! *stares*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:18, archived)
# I think it's of an elctron-microscope image of
a sperm entering a wanky hanky!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-
Charmin!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)
# pfft, buttcrust

...../autocomplete
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)
# I just love the phrase
wanky hanky!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I do too
It does, howerver, remind me of an unfortuante incident with a fellow called Hanks in school.

I can't say I need that mental immage.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Hanky hanky?
I am's innocent. Were there biscuits in volved?!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:50, archived)
# I hope not
Aparently he was on his own
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Woo to sperm!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:21, archived)
# do you think its far to the womb?
I think so - we've only just passed the tonsils
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)
# filthy young boy!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoot me now!


Rubbish like, but still at work and I'm bored :(
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
# awwwww
why not
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:36, archived)
# bravo madam
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Madam?
Don't make me get all Captain Haddock on your ass!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)
# There's no need to get angry, ma'am
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:29, archived)
# sheesh, what a bitch
;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)
# That's it!

Eat Haddock!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaha good show!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:47, archived)
# well that's a bit good
:D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)
# stam

trying something..
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)
# lioness.
ashally

/pedant
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)
# nice tatu
...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:21, archived)
# ^_^
*Flies around the room*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)
# did you shit in the duvet again?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# I think it's from the 1985 classic "Flies around the room" by the RAH band.
Ooh, when I look at the flies around the room.
Here in the night I just hope and pray that soon.

Oh baby, you'll hurry home to me.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] bit over ze top, this comp is...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# e'ning jeccy
so there'll be a little jeccy soon then!

give birth woman!

nice pic of Aberafan beach by the way
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# aha, glad you noticed
and yes, end of feb....

I shall call him Mini-Jec!

EDIT oh yeah, that was a beach in Florida btw lol
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)
# and together you shall RULE THE WORLDS
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)
# unless they pay......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Ahem....I mean, ermm, one hundred....billion dollars!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:13, archived)
# haha
*puts tip of little finger to corner of mouth*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# what????
strange..
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)
# wassat? on the right?
Oooooooohhhhh...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:20, archived)
# no bridge
not real.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)
# its real!!!
bridge behind sign ;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] quickie, bout to head out to the pub :)
bout to head out to the pub :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Good pint
Anyone near Earls Court who wants a pint?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Apparently London is quite the metropolis these days
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Yeah
we have both types of music here!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Apparently you'll be getting electricity next year too
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Not with the sodding roadworks
I've have outside my place for the last 3 weeks!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# what?
country AND western?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Yay
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I would have
last week :/
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Whoa!
At least they didn't deem catheters too sharp too.. :S
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# and surgeons are too gruesome
so they are replacing them with the queen
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)
# *signs up for a testicle exam*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Jebus christ I'm going to be arrested and 'disappear'




"They'll shoot me in the back of the head! They'll shoot me in the back and I won't care!" - George Orwell 1984.

Phar
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)
# "For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB" - FAQ, 2006
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:56, archived)
# oof
*checks file size*
*Joins SS*
218KB!!!!!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# HEIL!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Klop!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# good moaning........
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# I was pissing by the door when I 'eard two shits
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Oh,
'ere comes ze fool 'oo sinks he can speak our language!

(I shall hoot like an eel.)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# thing is, lots of people think this,
yet nothing is done or said.

maybe people do 'dissapear'...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Lard Girly of Venereal Disease disappeared
so it's not all bad news!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# heck yes,
that sounds good.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# yeah man
fucking speed cameras
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# erm
possible humour/politics imbalance there?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)
# I'd like to know who Mendez is as well....
I thought it was Jean Charles de Menezes
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# he's a firefighter that died on 9/11
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# God I love google :-)
thats a pretty far reaching nanny state we have here in the UK
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Google?
I just happened to know

but don't confuse him with Chalres E Mendez - the president of the Mendez Foundation
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# arf
only not particularly funny.

at least he didnt put Menzies Campbell.........

/goes back to /talk in search of hummus, really should get some and get photoshop going again shouldnt i ?!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I would, or we're not gonna know who you are at the Norwich Bash ;-)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I've yet to attend a bash
but Norwich is soooooo far away
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)
# no its isn't.....
/compared to america, say....

but then, whats a few miles compared to stepping back in time 30 years
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# ha ha
I went on a boating hol around your parts when I was a nipper

it was 30 years behind then!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# ha ha ha, sadly, I know what you mean....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Oxford
this Saturday, Chequers Inn.

you'll be fine so long as you don't have a problem with Mykeyboy (who isnt actually a cunt in real life....)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I heard you have 3 heads!
and teeth like icicles

is it true?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# One head
fourskin
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# aha
well, my obvious yellow tshirt makes that obvious. Still not sure if i can make it, as i'm going back to uni around that time.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# you MUST make it, the present mrs. architect wants me to ply you with drinks until you agree to get richard hammond's autograph for her...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I have Maggie Philbin's autograph if you want a photocopy
it's in my profile!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:14, archived)
# ha
ive so far resisted the temptation to abuse the fact that i know him and do that
is she sure she doesnt want Mr Tickle's he will sign stuff without being asked.....

although i have done a "hollywood" and got his mobile number in my phone under another name :D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, namedropper ;-)
i wont be telling the present mrs architect that pearl of wisdom, I'll never hear the end of it....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)
# are you a real Braniac then?
do you get to fondle Doris, Joyce and the others

*suddenly attentive*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Myang Li all the way, mate....
/or Rachel Grant as she likes to be known
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# with her floating fruit
*jumps in chair*

you know lots!!!

to Google Images driver and don't spare the horses!!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)
# mind you, charlotte hudson ain't bad either....
I only watch it for the microwaves though....
/at least, thats what i tell the present mrs. architect
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# now you've done it
..........................................
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)
# as an answer to your question
i am in the Oxford Stunt Factory (.com) who provide tech support for that sort of program. I'm big on explosions and gravity based stuff (9.814(m/s)/s and all that). The production company that makes Brainiac uses us for that sort of stuff, and i'm one of the default choices. Look for people in orange jumpsuits in the background, thats us!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)
# answer the other question
about the fondling :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)
# don't mistype Ming Li.....


*(shudder*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
# *searches*
OH MY GODS

*spluffs*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)
# aw
this is sad, it's some bird Rachel Grant. :(
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# I think that's the only british show
that we have here in the States on Network TV
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)
# really?
bet every time a microwave explodes on tv over there you go to defcon 5 ;-)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaha
well, they tried Dr. Who, but i guess not enough Americans got the British Humour.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)
# It's humourous?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)
# that's what they said,
when they cancelled it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)
# it is to kids I suppose
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:28, archived)
# exactly!
another case of mistaken identity
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# hahaa
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Oh shit....
Ok folks, got it wrong. It's Jean Charles de Menezes, not Jean Mendez. Sorry.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Bigger and less informed!
The sad thing is I think you actually believe you'll be abducted by secret police for this.

Maybe the board nazis will get you though
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# BA announced...
BA
Been done?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)
# several times already....
but this is a good interpretation
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)
# 'lo Danny
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahaha, clicked and liking it - a lot :-)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:53, archived)
# oh god
bindun about a brazillion times

spend less time working and more time shirking

but its still nice :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Of COURSE it's been done.
Still woo though.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# you know, change the website to say.. I dunno
the home office one

and then remove the fl from flights and add an r

and then maybe more chains on ba

and well, you get the idea

bye bye country.
*wipes away little tear*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] This might actually be worth doing!!

Sadly inspired from the lack of bog roll in my bathroom :o(
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Your spelling fascilitates my laughter.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Like a rizla packet!
"High tide! Theres only 10 left"
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)
# What was wrong with the first one?
Anyway: Hahaha! Woo!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:41, archived)
# haha!
Nice comic book font!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:41, archived)
# haha
begfore
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Genius.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)
# That
Is a stroke of genius there, that is! woo, sir!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Seams?
From you Sir?

But sodding funny all the same!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)
# I LIVE for seams...
/in between rearranging all the new furniture in my office at home....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)
# ooo, ooo
New office. Do you have cool new toys too?!
Enquiring minds what to know!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# i ditched my old desk n stuff and got nice shiny new desk and units etc and have set them out,
have got all the equipment dfown, and now tidying up, loads of good desk space, and places to put cups of tea, the homeworkers fuel....

possible pics upon request - but not for an hour cos I aint finished tidying it up yet
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cool
I got a new desk last week. I really cool desk with loads of hidden bitties and a cool four draw cabenet all for 25 quid from Oxfam.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)
# did it come with it's own Ethiopian?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# No
But I get the best Dark roast Ethiopian coffe in the UK (momouth cofffee shop for anyone who knows it, half price too!)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)
# suppose you got handshake discount
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Well
at least some stories have a happy ending:P
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# not at all, funny handshake brigade doesn't start up again until October ;-)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# head for the beach, roll trouser legs up for a discreet paddle
in their "bribe me quick!" aprons
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:03, archived)
# ah Bob, the everyman
woo!~
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# also available in Penguin...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Which one is Bob, and what's he doing?
;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)
# *resists posting the 'broadsword' pic*...
/just...
;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:53, archived)
# *phew*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)
#
Bob's the one streaking in the background
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha... have these!


(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# SUPERB! really nicely done.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha
I lol'd at Belarus :D
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful now...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)
# heheh
Nicely.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)
# haha!
Now put a little dancing Hammer in the sign!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)
# well compo'd!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# FUCK YES
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I just heard the Malcolm music. And she boogie-looed it time
YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now.
YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] But only sideways, not up and down!
not up and down!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:19, archived)
# redex on screen
tracking...it appears to be stationary...no change in status...you have permission to poke it with a stick...hailing..."READ TEH FAQ"...no response...check properties and advise...low levels of hummus detected...on screen now

we have woo!...no it's gone

Son, I want you to forget this ever happened




He knows what he saw
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:20, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)
# yes indeed....
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)
# !
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)
# <img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/831/1796/320/MIRROR.jpg">
Copy and paste that into your post.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaw
your you're a big softy really!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Hee hee :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)
# If you can keep a secret
I like to help out the noobs too.
No one can see this appart from you, the board has got so hostile of late.HoNeSt
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:37, archived)
# The board is a hostile place
And yeah, it's started to go beyond comedy. Still, thats b3ta, and we love it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Where's the hostility?
on it's commute at the moment
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Haha : )
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# can't see it
redex
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Ack!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Blogger don't allow hotlinking, do they?
Try www.warrens-anus.co.uk instead or it won't show up for some people.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Blogspot no workee?
Fixed now?????
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# yup.
have a woo.

*hands over woo*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Yep! That works.
Woo!

Some places don't like giving out bandwidth willynilly :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# I'm glad Steve's in charge now

'course, I'm not 100% sure that he's actually in charge...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Who's cum does he have on his lips?
ok, I think I already know the answer
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)
# "Cor, your telly is massive, Steve"
"IMAX".


(Woo!)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Sad thing is that although Telly Vegetables is a brilliant coach & tactician
I'd put money on him selling used kit on Ebay, bugging the changing rooms and smuggling gear in kitbags to away games within a month

he's just a bit too Woo!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:31, archived)
# test
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# nipples and pants!
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Norks!!
Nips!!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# VPL's!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Visible Pant-lines
ie: Pance!

S'v lully.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)
# visable panty lines
or vaginal puss lube
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# that's pretty
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I hope this is a pic of you
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I wear a bra under my shirts.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# fair enough at your age
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nice
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# happy slapper
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Haha
Tres good
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Charlotte's worked a few pounds off
and I for one welcome our new prospective-adopter Welsh skank overlord
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Crushed or roasted nuts?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Salted.
/obvious response blog
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Don't make Soundwave angry
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# that's nice dear
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Gah, too late!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha
you wily trickster
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Heh
I couldn't remember anyone doing that before :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)
# YES
DEAR GOD YES!

Thats fucking ace!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Hee hee
How are you?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I'm ace thanks
Experiencing the joys of a well comfy new desk chair with arms and reclining bits and everything. It's the little things.

Hows you?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Pretty good
Working from home (read bed) and generally having a good time of it. Was up in Brum two weekend back, may well be back for more :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Hooray!
Been sampling the delights of the Birmingham nightlife? Done a Stourbridge nostalgia tour?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Nah
My friend lives in Edgebaston, had a house party...masquerade ball :) Really good night out, met a couple of low-key b3tans too :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Coo, fab!
You'll be coming to the Brum bashes next :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
he moves in time to everything :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# haahahaha!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:22, archived)
# shake shake shake.
Shake shake shake.

Shake your bootey.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Warning: The shaking of bootey
can lead to repetative strain injuties. Take frequent breaks from bootey shaking.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)
# best voice in cartoons
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Terror, bloody terror.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)
# pfft
we could solve the immigration problem if he wasn't allowed back in the country
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)
# I love to hear people's take on "the immigration problem"
and it basically boils down to "fucking foreigners raping our taxes and stealing our children"
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)
# and our jobs
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Yeh - I can see the queues round the block of white british citizens waiting to be signed up for those prized cockling and toilet cleaning jobs
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# The bastard eastern
Europeans who have nicked all the bog-cleaning jobs in our office.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Did you see Rob
put the pants thing in the newsletter?

I'll get getting some pics or me to send in :D

Me, some beer and 20+pairs of boxers and a cock pouch!

YAAAY
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)
# I intend to test the limits of pants-wearing to never before reached extremes.
200+ is a lot of pants.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Thats a lot of pants mr Bawls.....
Let the challenge beeeeeegiiiiiin!



'night all!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)
# if two pairs of gloves can cause a copper to lose all feeling and be unaware that he's loosed one off
can't imagine the danger all those pants could engender
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Don't worry - I will have a team of specially-trained medics standing by
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)
# remember the bouncy
pants gloves boxing animation.


pleeeeeease
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# I will try but my technical capabilities for animations is pretty low...
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)
# as long as you try
I shall draw you a picture filled with love.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)
# *gleees*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)
# what's your tattoo of?
quick, I leave in a few minuten
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Which one?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)
# all
I can only see the one on your right top of arm though.

I only have three :(
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:09, archived)
# I have 3
Arm: Armadillo - Aztec symbol
Leg: Dog - Designed by artist in Seattle
Hip: Cat - " " " " " "
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Ahh
back- neo-baroque tribal tree roots- start of backpiece

upper left arm- ivy

lower left arm - fairy wings (my name is Fae, which means fairy)

All designed by me, because I'm a tattoo designer. so yes.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Nice! cat was partially designed by me
I plan to have a biro-art designed tatt done at some point later
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# They are brill
My next one will be the rest of my backpiece I think- planning to have a tree, where you can see the roots under the soil, with grass on top like, and a hilly scene behind it, then the sky above it going up into space with the solar system and then the sun on the back of my neck.

Biiiiiig load of work.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)
# This is the chap who designed my 2:
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Ooooh Tattoo designer
I designed mine, I always love the artistic styles of tattoo designers.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)
# well if we ever attend the same meet
You can see them all. They're not fantastic, but they're all very special to me.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Anyway I'm off
Nighty night all!


F xxx
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)
# gnite ;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Nighty Night
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Cool, I have 2
My name in Tamil on the inside of my left lower arm and a thistle between my shoulder blades, may get some more but haven't thought up any nice designs recently.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# 26 pairs hurts
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)
# a gang of white british destitutes....
shoot the fuckers!
a group of black british teenagers...
RUN!
A group of british muslims with beards...
don't take off!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)
# at least they don't abuse the welfare system
/Dangerous Brothers blog
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)
# I don't have much of a viewpoint
Other than it seems to me that we have a bit of a reputation for being 'free money'.

And I resent being told I can't walk down certain streets in my home town because they're 'Bengali territory and we don't want no white bitches'. but I'd resent that whoever said it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)
# There are certain areas in Berlin I would never walk through due to neonazi/chav activity
I wouldn't really want to either though - they're fucking bitter for a good reason ;)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Yeah, my dad says parts of it can be awful
I liked Hamburg though- stayed on the Reeperbahn a few years ago with the excuntfuckrag.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)
# bit big, but
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Excellent shoppage there!
*click*
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)

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