
for me, it's any kind of public transport. If i'm not driving it, my mind starts to wander...
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edit: i am really impressed with the level of eloquent discourse generated by this here pic. thank you all, for being so civil in this discussion. kudos to ye' all

Of course your pic only works if the war is being propogated by two set of middle-eastern religious nutjobs hell bent on destroying each other because they read different versions of the same story.
So that's alright then.
Religious fundamentalism (in all its forms throughout history) is the biggest fecking evil the world has ever known - why can't we all just hug and be happy?
/mad rant
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So that's alright then.
Religious fundamentalism (in all its forms throughout history) is the biggest fecking evil the world has ever known - why can't we all just hug and be happy?
/mad rant

Religiosn fundamentalism is the biggest evil the world has ever known
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I don't know what you could say is wrong with religion other than faith (in the wrong things/people).
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they don't harm anyone surely?
:D
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:D

all religious people can be quite nice given the right circumstances. They do make great oats though.
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Depends on your outlook I suppose, but I'm quite happy being religious.
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Buddhism encourages you to accept other peoples faiths.
Almost every other religion says my god is better than your god, and that is where the problems start.
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Almost every other religion says my god is better than your god, and that is where the problems start.

And I converted to it. But I don't believe my God, or my religion is any better that anything anybody else believes.
I don't get quite how I can be tarred with the same brush by the same non-believers who are constantly telling me to find my individuality and step away from the church.
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I don't get quite how I can be tarred with the same brush by the same non-believers who are constantly telling me to find my individuality and step away from the church.

Associating yourself with a religion like that can only serve to alienate people and generally does give an impression of being narrow minded or sheepish. In all fairness you probably aren't and it's a small detail but why not just be you with all you believe? I believe in morality, goodness and even like to think of some impossibly comlex higher meaning to life but I don't call myself religious or indeed belonging to group X, Y or Z. I'm just Chris.
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and if two little words such as that did then I probably wouldn't want to be that close to them anyway.
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When you say "I'm X/Y/Z" you are establishing differences between yourself and one group whilst associating yourself with another. Now I know there's no way you can believe 100% of what the church teaches partially 'cause it's not exactly concrete and often contradictary but mostly because people just don't work like that. A word like Christian is a ridiculously huge net for what is likely a unique and specific set of values you hold dear. What's more is that for me it just doesn't feel right. It's like trying to describe a summer sky armed only with the word 'blue'. Sure, the sky is often blue but does that really do it justice? I say just be you. Food for thought anyways.
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You have your views on the subject, but what I do or do not label myself is entirely my choice. That you don't is fine, and i'm sure that makes you very happy. This is what makes me happy, though.
And being friends with goths I've had all this maaaany times over. :D They're still trying to get me to worship Anne Rice or some other such bollocks.
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And being friends with goths I've had all this maaaany times over. :D They're still trying to get me to worship Anne Rice or some other such bollocks.

Right now I think I'll believe that Iron Maiden's new album is absolutely awesome. *Rocks out*
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Bloody hell.
My parents knew Bruce Dickinson back when he still used his own name in Sheffield. Bruce is actually his dad's name (they knew his dad more). His real name's Paul and he's got halitosis.
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My parents knew Bruce Dickinson back when he still used his own name in Sheffield. Bruce is actually his dad's name (they knew his dad more). His real name's Paul and he's got halitosis.

The closest I've been to mr Dickinson is about 20 feet so I can't say I've smelt it myself but yeah, a new album. Wonderfully diverse too, like nothing they've ever recorded before but still distinctly Maiden and with the wonderful raw edge that seemed to be lost with age.
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You bastards, driving me to the cancer sticks.
Last album I got was Peeping Tom's self titled. It's another Mike Patton thing- it's bloody excellent. I think he works with Kid Koala on it....
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Last album I got was Peeping Tom's self titled. It's another Mike Patton thing- it's bloody excellent. I think he works with Kid Koala on it....

people pick on those that are different
Non religious types and religious types
One skin colour and another skin colour
B3tans and Noobs
Its human nature, generally based on fear or jealousy (like "why don't I have a massive party to go to every Sunday morning")
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Non religious types and religious types
One skin colour and another skin colour
B3tans and Noobs
Its human nature, generally based on fear or jealousy (like "why don't I have a massive party to go to every Sunday morning")

Surely some people are wrong. As an outsider I think I can definately say some beliefs reflect more of reality than others.
The problem is the group. Once you identify yourself as part of a group there's always conflict. You're also always trying to pull the people you like into your group so you can be more comfortable with them.
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The problem is the group. Once you identify yourself as part of a group there's always conflict. You're also always trying to pull the people you like into your group so you can be more comfortable with them.

though to be honest I feel nobody has even 1/100000000th of the full picture.
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it's if there were no "jews" and no "muslims", if we all weren't insulating ourselves into our safe little groups, there could be no conflict. You can't have conflict with out two different parties. If we were all just human beings, we wouldn't kill each other, because we'd be killing ourselves.
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quite true.
Islam says respect other faiths as long as they don't pose a very real threat to you.
Judaism has no real standing on the matter and for many thousands of years it's been 'I'm Jewish, you're not, meh.' Only now that the Hasidim (Ultra-Orthodox) have too much of a say has the whole 'My god is better than yours.' thing been getting bad press. (It's worse as well, 'I'm Hasidic, you're Reform, you're beneath me.')
The whole thing in the Middle East isn't about Religion anyway, it's entirely politics. Israel was made as a state, not as a religious homeland, but as one away from some quite heavy anti-semitism in Europe for a good while, remember the Jews killed Jesus... During the Crusades the Jews were persecuted in Europe and when they were there they helped out the Muslims. Nearly 50% of Palestine was Jewish before WW2 anyway, there was a Palestine recruitment surge by the British Army, 30,000 Jews joined 3 Jewish Brigades; so they had to be there in the first place.
The whole Middle East thing isn't about gods (it's the same god anyway), but is about politics (as said before). Yasser Arafat, the great fighter of the people, had a pretty cushy life. He even had a fucking Paris Apartment. It's about power. Also, Iran = Persion, to the West of Iran = Arab; to stop any Persian-Arab conflict just blame Israel for everything. That gets them off your back.
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Islam says respect other faiths as long as they don't pose a very real threat to you.
Judaism has no real standing on the matter and for many thousands of years it's been 'I'm Jewish, you're not, meh.' Only now that the Hasidim (Ultra-Orthodox) have too much of a say has the whole 'My god is better than yours.' thing been getting bad press. (It's worse as well, 'I'm Hasidic, you're Reform, you're beneath me.')
The whole thing in the Middle East isn't about Religion anyway, it's entirely politics. Israel was made as a state, not as a religious homeland, but as one away from some quite heavy anti-semitism in Europe for a good while, remember the Jews killed Jesus... During the Crusades the Jews were persecuted in Europe and when they were there they helped out the Muslims. Nearly 50% of Palestine was Jewish before WW2 anyway, there was a Palestine recruitment surge by the British Army, 30,000 Jews joined 3 Jewish Brigades; so they had to be there in the first place.
The whole Middle East thing isn't about gods (it's the same god anyway), but is about politics (as said before). Yasser Arafat, the great fighter of the people, had a pretty cushy life. He even had a fucking Paris Apartment. It's about power. Also, Iran = Persion, to the West of Iran = Arab; to stop any Persian-Arab conflict just blame Israel for everything. That gets them off your back.

it's the fundametalist's 'I'm right, you're wrong' crap that's the problem, especially if they decide to blow you to bits/put you on the rack/burn you at the stake/generally persecute you to prove it.
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Far as I'm concerned, believe whatever you want to believe. Worship whoever you want to- just leave me to my god bothering.
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as I said above - let's all just be happy and hug!
I'm beginning to wish I'd just said 'Woo!' now ... still, I guess I woke the board up!
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I'm beginning to wish I'd just said 'Woo!' now ... still, I guess I woke the board up!

or are you, for lack of a better phrase (and one that a friend who is also a Christian used) just a "Happy Clapper" - going along for the songs and the sense of friendship with likeminded people.
Which if thats the case, have you tried necking an e and going raving? ;)
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Which if thats the case, have you tried necking an e and going raving? ;)

shall have to answer for it. I don't say I have all the answers because I don't. And you'd be hard pushed to find a member of a religion that believes every damn thing written in it's holy book.
I came to religion on my own terms, and I shall follow it in exactly the same way.
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I came to religion on my own terms, and I shall follow it in exactly the same way.

Tis ok, mischief is the spice of life.
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no, not at all.
I'm a happy bit of toast who wants everyone to get along and have a nice time without fucking it up for anyone else along the way.
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I'm a happy bit of toast who wants everyone to get along and have a nice time without fucking it up for anyone else along the way.

but you're completely twisting my statement. I said religion is evil, not all religious people.
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I find 'it' quite nice, as opposed to finding myself quite nice. Religion for me holds a lot of happiness and faith- it's people who do the evil.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
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I imagne that in the last century more people were killed in the name of evil political regimes such as the Soviets and the Nazis than religion.
Dear lord this is serious for B3ta! Time to lighten the mood again...

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Dear lord this is serious for B3ta! Time to lighten the mood again...


Hitler was spurred largely by his own brand of religion as were the powers that preceeded the equally brutal approximately communist era in Russia.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:28,
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Good people do good things
and evil people do evil things
but for good people to do evil things, takes religion
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:59,
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and evil people do evil things
but for good people to do evil things, takes religion

but i'm feeling far too fluffy, and am going to enjoy the sunshine instead
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But to be fair, the word religion could be replaced by "repeated teaching" or to be more exciting and over the top "brainwashing"!
;)
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;)

though yes, i agree with "repeated teaching". and i think that there are plenty of things we're repeatedly taught which cause it.
favourites include:
rich=successful
"casual" racism
marketing
government scaremongering
and many churches oppose one or more of the above. i reckon that on average religion breaks even
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:26,
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favourites include:
rich=successful
"casual" racism
marketing
government scaremongering
and many churches oppose one or more of the above. i reckon that on average religion breaks even

is the fact that they have the shittest jingle around.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:31,
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Or Calgon.
Or clover spread. STOP CRYING OVER BUTTER YOU STUPID MAN.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:46,
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Or clover spread. STOP CRYING OVER BUTTER YOU STUPID MAN.

i want it burnt NOW
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:36,
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and I simply can't agree with rules handed to me by other people that can't be rationalised in part or in full. I'd rather try and work on such important issues myself than take someone else's word for it.
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however, if you tried to justify everything from first principles you'd have a terribly slow and laborious life. you take your arbitrary rules from many sources, and wrap a layer of explanation around them. and i'm going to the car boot sale. turrah!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:47,
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I want to go. I love buying tat.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:48,
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Where's the hurry to work everything out?
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all Police officers were provided with a new standard issue wallet insert;

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you can't say they lying about all day on their elbows doing sweet FA!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:24,
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Give me a subject and I'll write a story about it.
love,
DYSELXIA
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love,
DYSELXIA

dropping the needle carefully I let out a sneeze
my hand flew away at 90 degrees~
I dug a trench in Sly and the Family's
There's a Riot Going On
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:08,
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my hand flew away at 90 degrees~
I dug a trench in Sly and the Family's
There's a Riot Going On

and the ipod selected for me
a mystery song which grabbed my ears
and spat inside
I tried to make a playlist on the go
but all I made was it wet while I peed
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:12,
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a mystery song which grabbed my ears
and spat inside
I tried to make a playlist on the go
but all I made was it wet while I peed

it had been years since I had heard that tape
it was Russ Abbot singing the Village people
I set a record time on that run.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:15,
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it was Russ Abbot singing the Village people
I set a record time on that run.

I cannot believe I am at work on a fucking Saturday. Not that anyone's going to call in.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:20,
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But I couldn't have called in- it's my day to cover. Pfft. At least I have my mate Kev with me, who's a trekkie, bless him.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:22,
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by shouting KHAAAN! at the top of your voice!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:25,
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We've got our outbound team making calls at the other end of the office.
*sulks* frigging work.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:31,
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*sulks* frigging work.

you should play Khan 'bogies' then - start quiet and see how loud you can get saying KHAAAAN! before you get glared at!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:34,
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I currently have the Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show on LOUD - loud enough so I can't hear myself singing along to it! :D
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:41,
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That is a goosander. Just in case there is any confusion goosanders make this noise:
www.birding.dk/galleri/stemmermp3/Mergus%20merganser%201.mp3
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www.birding.dk/galleri/stemmermp3/Mergus%20merganser%201.mp3

Also, I''ve changed the picture in my profile at least five times now in this same hour.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:43,
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Sometimes I could probably do with one of those.
*applauds*
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:04,
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*applauds*

I'm fine ta, although a little parky, where has the summer gone? How are you? *strokes*
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and here's me of to the seaside tomorrow! :o
I'm stuck at work crunching numbers, so I keep looking at this to stop my eyes bleeding! Although working on Saturday does allow for the LOUD music in the office :D
I see you had a good time with a couple of sexy-bitch b3tans at Global-do-dah-wotsit too.
*purrs due to strokeage*
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:33,
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I'm stuck at work crunching numbers, so I keep looking at this to stop my eyes bleeding! Although working on Saturday does allow for the LOUD music in the office :D
I see you had a good time with a couple of sexy-bitch b3tans at Global-do-dah-wotsit too.
*purrs due to strokeage*


Reuters Middle Eastern photographer confirms
final solution was all Mel Gibsons idea!

It's about as likely as Guenter Grass being in the Waffen-SS.
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he places a few ads for a historical recreation society centered around the hollocaust asking for six million Jewish volunteers and people jump to all kinds of conclusions.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:09,
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Everyone seemed to be having so
much fun with Royal earlier...

...I just had to give it a go too.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:11,
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much fun with Royal earlier...

...I just had to give it a go too.

Reuters new signs in the staff canteen didn't go donw to well

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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:25,
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I feel like such a board whore comparing how long I've been here by how many post I've had compared to others.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 7:18,
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congrats
excuse me, but the seams police would like to have a word with you
*flicks badge*
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excuse me, but the seams police would like to have a word with you
*flicks badge*

the most bizarre thing to see on returning to the board :-S
Nice thrusting action ;)
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 6:13,
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Nice thrusting action ;)


please be a bit more descriptive.
(What Davew27 meant to say was, please try resaving this as a jpeg to get it down to about the 50k mark as mentioned in the FAQ - thank you very much)
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(What Davew27 meant to say was, please try resaving this as a jpeg to get it down to about the 50k mark as mentioned in the FAQ - thank you very much)

they're just mammary glands, whoa-oh-oh
Mother nature's dairy delight
You can make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
A natural mammalian sight
I can't remember what I ate for lunch today, but I can remember lyrics from a song I heard on the Doctor Demento show in 1979...
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Mother nature's dairy delight
You can make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
A natural mammalian sight
I can't remember what I ate for lunch today, but I can remember lyrics from a song I heard on the Doctor Demento show in 1979...


pseudo-vektor via MS paint
other things i did


/unshopped

it brought up the profile of someone called "Charlie Sheen" ie YOU, most likely. And by chance had a pic of Hasselhoff at the side. What are the chances of that...
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Myheritage is somestupid website where you upload a picture of your self and it says what celebrity you look like, for a cheep laugh i uploaded charlie sheen insted of me, the end.
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if they were to breed.....
Edit: The hoff looks sufficiently like starsky to justify this repost, don't you know.

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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:25,
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Edit: The hoff looks sufficiently like starsky to justify this repost, don't you know.


I can't decide if this is good or bad.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:05,
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that's a duck.
UNLESS ITS A FUCKING ROBODUCK WITH CAMERAS FOR EYES AND FUCKING LASERS FOR BEAKS!
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UNLESS ITS A FUCKING ROBODUCK WITH CAMERAS FOR EYES AND FUCKING LASERS FOR BEAKS!

from a small hole just below the coving in the bathroom, on the opposite wall from the shower? That's where i'd put it. If I was that way inclined.
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It's a thought. Don't much fancy seeing my Dad in the shower though...... but gimme a bit of time to get me own flat, then you're all welcome!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:51,
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like meatspin, i checked the image links first. But having no "Luck"..... i checked the web pages. It's strange. Since Goatse...... nothing much..... hurts like it used to :P
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Matthew Lesko Rocks.

would always beat Terry Griffiths in a duel......
Wait..... what was the question?
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:33,
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Wait..... what was the question?

WHAT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS IN A HURRY?
WHAT SITS IN A TREE AND IS VERY DANGEROUS?
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:38,
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WHAT SITS IN A TREE AND IS VERY DANGEROUS?

1. He goes Gobble gobble crash
2. Lebanese hillwalkers.
3. is it a piano? Or is it a gorilla with a machine gun?
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:42,
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2. Lebanese hillwalkers.
3. is it a piano? Or is it a gorilla with a machine gun?

Number two is Russian people
and three is a Sparrow,/i With a machine gun, close though.
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and three is a Sparrow,/i With a machine gun, close though.

I'm amazed no. 1 was correct! I only really wanted number 2 to be right.
*Gets cut in half by laser beams*
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:55,
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*Gets cut in half by laser beams*

Oh wait, no, its he gobbles up. I read it wrong sorry.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:58,
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Best Catwoman:
Julie Newmar or Lee merriwether?
Worst catwoman:
Halli Berry or Michelle Pfeiffer?
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:54,
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Julie Newmar or Lee merriwether?
Worst catwoman:
Halli Berry or Michelle Pfeiffer?

The last is suck vs suck, the first...
Would-more-than-twice vs Would-Forever
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:57,
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Would-more-than-twice vs Would-Forever

Exept, Michele Phifeer wasn't that awful, exept her horrible pale face freaked me out the entire duration of Batman returns.
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I'm sure in her younger days she could have made a good catwoman.
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Remove the blackspliotation and I
think she did rather well. But then
she could boil me in oil and I'd still
try to chat her up.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:25,
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think she did rather well. But then
she could boil me in oil and I'd still
try to chat her up.


You are quite right. Frog city.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:34,
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when used as a reference to bowel disorders
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:27,
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hire than kites right now
perfect mindset for post pub web design - extreme anal cream (.com) is born
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:25,
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perfect mindset for post pub web design - extreme anal cream (.com) is born

On the other hand, you can....
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:10,
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what the fuck?
Love mr horrible xxx
p.s. you cunt
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:24,
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Love mr horrible xxx
p.s. you cunt

/autocomplete
I went to macspoofs.com
(pronounced macs poofs)
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:26,
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I went to macspoofs.com
(pronounced macs poofs)

oh, er, yes.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:36,
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I popped about for a bit under this name but got a bit bored and pissed off actually. People always said I'd get a front page, I refuted that on the grounds that I was a twat and I upset people. I made some nice stuff that always made the popular page but never a front page. I made this account and got a front page two days after my L plates came off. Go figure. I just went sailing, drinking and producing pirate KVCD releases for an internet release group after that. Just got bored and mischievious so thought I'd show my hand.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:46,
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more later!
Edit: My son loves your dragon pic but wants you to do more Rottwielers :)
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:50,
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Edit: My son loves your dragon pic but wants you to do more Rottwielers :)

I dunno, you made me into a viking, and that made me eternally happy :D I still got that somewheres....
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Does a one legged bear shit in the pope?
on that note I bid you all goodnight. I'll return soon, moderators willing. ( I have it in writing from Pep that ALL moderators agreed I should be banned for complaining about personal and family abuse beyond even what b3ta is used to, ah well )
night night all.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:47,
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on that note I bid you all goodnight. I'll return soon, moderators willing. ( I have it in writing from Pep that ALL moderators agreed I should be banned for complaining about personal and family abuse beyond even what b3ta is used to, ah well )
night night all.

is something to have carved on your headstone. I've uttered things from this board in real life and saw genuine horror on peoples faces..... a round of applause is in order i think :P
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:32,
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You are on fucking fire.
That gives me the fucking horn.
What are you going to do about it?
Yours insincerely, Crazyman.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:38,
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That gives me the fucking horn.
What are you going to do about it?
Yours insincerely, Crazyman.

thank you.
our world shall be saved by the likes of you, gaijintendo.
Edit: you changed that, you did. In fact, that design looks very familiar.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:27,
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our world shall be saved by the likes of you, gaijintendo.
Edit: you changed that, you did. In fact, that design looks very familiar.



you wouldnt ask if you didn't want to
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:33,
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but he looks a little too sober to be life-like. Make a note to yourself to do better. ( you'll never get there, the stupour that envelopes mr Sheen means he can never really be captured )
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:06,
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is tempting, but would have to be high-res and therefore way over 50K!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:11,
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on board a sort of passenger carrying flying machine keeps going through my head, but i'm now too drunk to make it.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:15,
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I could do a Mr Kipling based variant of the above pic, but can't be arsed.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:21,
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Yes, I am worried about it, but what the hell?
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:28,
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There must be loads of chocolate still in circulation with that.
Haha! Nice pic!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:10,
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Haha! Nice pic!

they'll have made sure to have made the recall after most of it has been eaten
then they can "test" the recalled chocolate and resel it, for um.. firewood or something
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:12,
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then they can "test" the recalled chocolate and resel it, for um.. firewood or something

but I think it'll end in tears
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52,
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use the pearls to divert the gang of black bird's attention!
or something.
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woo!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:53,
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or something.
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woo!

that little un narrowly avoided a pearl necklace just then
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:53,
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I like this one a lot. WooYayHoupla
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55,
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no see ( even though you won't know this name ).
You warm my heart as ever Mr Tweaknik.
P.S. nothing to add here.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:58,
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You warm my heart as ever Mr Tweaknik.
P.S. nothing to add here.

only shitty thing is that I'm sober as I've got guests that need picking up from M/CR airport from Toronto. They were to arrive 9 yesterday morning, then 0.50am and now I've got to drive at 6 0'fucking clock to get them. If I get my way I'll suicide bomb the fucking terrorists.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:12,
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Though at least the guests are able to make it which is something. Stick a bomb up the terrorists' arses for me if you can ;)
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:17,
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they might have another go at their little Jihad, and then you can sleep in :D
Every cloud and all that :P
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:17,
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Every cloud and all that :P

warning and just sink a few beers. Hmmm, tempting.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:19,
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it has been some time, but I assume you still enjoy the pleasures of weaponry and sailing.
Please get a gunboat and shoot down Blair.
Sincerely,
Horrible.
p.s. you fucking cunt.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:09,
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Please get a gunboat and shoot down Blair.
Sincerely,
Horrible.
p.s. you fucking cunt.

nothing eventful this time except I was bladdered in Belfast and I probably should have mentioned it to the bugger above you before I went.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:16,
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I'd have taken out a loan to make sure I had drink money and all ;)
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:19,
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It was at the maritime festival last month.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:20,
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I was intending to head down there with the camera anyway but something else came up :(
Hope you had a bloody good time though.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:22,
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Hope you had a bloody good time though.

of a good drunken time. I still have nightmares about the sail home through the worst storm I've ever seen at sea. I had to wrap tape around my thighs just to stop the shit from hitting my ankles.
P.S. Did you notice my new camera and if so can you tell me what the fuck to do with it? It has too many buttons and too little in the way of a manual.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:25,
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P.S. Did you notice my new camera and if so can you tell me what the fuck to do with it? It has too many buttons and too little in the way of a manual.

Harrold Hardrardasssson.
I was not ignoring you ( it just seemed that way ;)). Nice to see you back.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:35,
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I was not ignoring you ( it just seemed that way ;)). Nice to see you back.

*climbs back in window*
Seems like i missed a lot while i was away being drunk!
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:26,
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Seems like i missed a lot while i was away being drunk!

Grab me on msn and I'll see what I can do. Just noticed the cam and not sure completely.
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:33,
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as I need to get to kip soon. It's not special as modern cameras go, only 2.1MP but it seems to have a few good features, takes video with sound and records direct to disc or Sony mem stick, 10X optical and 20X digital zoom. I think I got a bargain for £100, considering the guy threw in a Psion Revo plus handheld PC.
EDIT:
www.steves-digicams.com/2001_reviews/fd97.html
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:42,
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EDIT:
www.steves-digicams.com/2001_reviews/fd97.html

Aye I noticed the Mavica model on the top and thought it was an old one. Looks good though and I'm sure it does the job more than well. Til you get to grips with it though, just stick it on auto and see how that goes. I'll see if I can find a manual for it on one of my usual photo sites and let you know tomorrow ;)
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Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:47,
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and in return I'll never come back to Belfast without warning you ;)
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