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[challenge entry] better safe than sorry
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
#
this is why I cycle everywhere
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Effective 100% of the time
wyh
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)
# !
(, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)
# actually
for me, it's any kind of public transport. If i'm not driving it, my mind starts to wander...
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 9:46, archived)
# badum boom tish


edit: i am really impressed with the level of eloquent discourse generated by this here pic. thank you all, for being so civil in this discussion. kudos to ye' all
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Nicely done - I like this.
Of course your pic only works if the war is being propogated by two set of middle-eastern religious nutjobs hell bent on destroying each other because they read different versions of the same story.

So that's alright then.

Religious fundamentalism (in all its forms throughout history) is the biggest fecking evil the world has ever known - why can't we all just hug and be happy?

/mad rant
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Not quite
Religiosn fundamentalism is the biggest evil the world has ever known
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:56, archived)
# i'd have gone with the first
the quakers are really nice
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:58, archived)
# The quakers have a faith
more than a religion, big difference.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)
# What is the distinction?
I don't know what you could say is wrong with religion other than faith (in the wrong things/people).
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)
# they make those nice boxes of oats
they don't harm anyone surely?

:D
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Not unless you've met 'em all
all religious people can be quite nice given the right circumstances. They do make great oats though.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)
# strikethrough revenge!
religious
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Some of us find it quite nice.
Depends on your outlook I suppose, but I'm quite happy being religious.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)
# it depends on your religion
Buddhism encourages you to accept other peoples faiths.
Almost every other religion says my god is better than your god, and that is where the problems start.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
# I'm Christian
And I converted to it. But I don't believe my God, or my religion is any better that anything anybody else believes.

I don't get quite how I can be tarred with the same brush by the same non-believers who are constantly telling me to find my individuality and step away from the church.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Well the words 'I'm Christian' don't help. Why not just believe what you will without the handle?
Associating yourself with a religion like that can only serve to alienate people and generally does give an impression of being narrow minded or sheepish. In all fairness you probably aren't and it's a small detail but why not just be you with all you believe? I believe in morality, goodness and even like to think of some impossibly comlex higher meaning to life but I don't call myself religious or indeed belonging to group X, Y or Z. I'm just Chris.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# It's not alienated anybody so far
and if two little words such as that did then I probably wouldn't want to be that close to them anyway.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Think about it, what is the purpose of that tag?
When you say "I'm X/Y/Z" you are establishing differences between yourself and one group whilst associating yourself with another. Now I know there's no way you can believe 100% of what the church teaches partially 'cause it's not exactly concrete and often contradictary but mostly because people just don't work like that. A word like Christian is a ridiculously huge net for what is likely a unique and specific set of values you hold dear. What's more is that for me it just doesn't feel right. It's like trying to describe a summer sky armed only with the word 'blue'. Sure, the sky is often blue but does that really do it justice? I say just be you. Food for thought anyways.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)
# And I say it's my choice.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Someone's very defensive today
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Not really
You have your views on the subject, but what I do or do not label myself is entirely my choice. That you don't is fine, and i'm sure that makes you very happy. This is what makes me happy, though.

And being friends with goths I've had all this maaaany times over. :D They're still trying to get me to worship Anne Rice or some other such bollocks.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Cool, though it does come across as a bit sharp when you respond with a fact I'm already aware of
Right now I think I'll believe that Iron Maiden's new album is absolutely awesome. *Rocks out*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Another one?
Bloody hell.

My parents knew Bruce Dickinson back when he still used his own name in Sheffield. Bruce is actually his dad's name (they knew his dad more). His real name's Paul and he's got halitosis.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahaha, nice insight
The closest I've been to mr Dickinson is about 20 feet so I can't say I've smelt it myself but yeah, a new album. Wonderfully diverse too, like nothing they've ever recorded before but still distinctly Maiden and with the wonderful raw edge that seemed to be lost with age.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# FAG TIME
You bastards, driving me to the cancer sticks.

Last album I got was Peeping Tom's self titled. It's another Mike Patton thing- it's bloody excellent. I think he works with Kid Koala on it....
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# It's simple
people pick on those that are different

Non religious types and religious types
One skin colour and another skin colour
B3tans and Noobs

Its human nature, generally based on fear or jealousy (like "why don't I have a massive party to go to every Sunday morning")
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# i'll drink to this
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Why not believe it's better than what other people believe?
Surely some people are wrong. As an outsider I think I can definately say some beliefs reflect more of reality than others.

The problem is the group. Once you identify yourself as part of a group there's always conflict. You're also always trying to pull the people you like into your group so you can be more comfortable with them.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# The group mentality and implications of religion are two pretty huge factors, yeah
though to be honest I feel nobody has even 1/100000000th of the full picture.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:24, archived)
# it's not just group mentality
it's if there were no "jews" and no "muslims", if we all weren't insulating ourselves into our safe little groups, there could be no conflict. You can't have conflict with out two different parties. If we were all just human beings, we wouldn't kill each other, because we'd be killing ourselves.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Not
quite true.

Islam says respect other faiths as long as they don't pose a very real threat to you.
Judaism has no real standing on the matter and for many thousands of years it's been 'I'm Jewish, you're not, meh.' Only now that the Hasidim (Ultra-Orthodox) have too much of a say has the whole 'My god is better than yours.' thing been getting bad press. (It's worse as well, 'I'm Hasidic, you're Reform, you're beneath me.')

The whole thing in the Middle East isn't about Religion anyway, it's entirely politics. Israel was made as a state, not as a religious homeland, but as one away from some quite heavy anti-semitism in Europe for a good while, remember the Jews killed Jesus... During the Crusades the Jews were persecuted in Europe and when they were there they helped out the Muslims. Nearly 50% of Palestine was Jewish before WW2 anyway, there was a Palestine recruitment surge by the British Army, 30,000 Jews joined 3 Jewish Brigades; so they had to be there in the first place.

The whole Middle East thing isn't about gods (it's the same god anyway), but is about politics (as said before). Yasser Arafat, the great fighter of the people, had a pretty cushy life. He even had a fucking Paris Apartment. It's about power. Also, Iran = Persion, to the West of Iran = Arab; to stop any Persian-Arab conflict just blame Israel for everything. That gets them off your back.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Indeed
it's the fundametalist's 'I'm right, you're wrong' crap that's the problem, especially if they decide to blow you to bits/put you on the rack/burn you at the stake/generally persecute you to prove it.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)
# I never got that kind of thing either
Far as I'm concerned, believe whatever you want to believe. Worship whoever you want to- just leave me to my god bothering.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Abso-blimmin-lutely!
as I said above - let's all just be happy and hug!

I'm beginning to wish I'd just said 'Woo!' now ... still, I guess I woke the board up!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# but are you being taught that other people will go to hell then?
or are you, for lack of a better phrase (and one that a friend who is also a Christian used) just a "Happy Clapper" - going along for the songs and the sense of friendship with likeminded people.

Which if thats the case, have you tried necking an e and going raving? ;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:14, archived)
# I believe those with true evil in their hearts
shall have to answer for it. I don't say I have all the answers because I don't. And you'd be hard pushed to find a member of a religion that believes every damn thing written in it's holy book.

I came to religion on my own terms, and I shall follow it in exactly the same way.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Leave it out mate
You're a ruddy athiest fundamentalist! :P
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:23, archived)
# He's being mischievous
Because he's a poo. *lobs cushion*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I am not!
I'm having a chat and nothing more.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Well you are a little bit
Tis ok, mischief is the spice of life.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahahahah
no, not at all.


I'm a happy bit of toast who wants everyone to get along and have a nice time without fucking it up for anyone else along the way.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I'm sure you are otherwise you wouldn't be so
but you're completely twisting my statement. I said religion is evil, not all religious people.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:04, archived)
# which is why I said
I find 'it' quite nice, as opposed to finding myself quite nice. Religion for me holds a lot of happiness and faith- it's people who do the evil.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:08, archived)
# to quote some history guy..
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Religion isn't necessarily evil, evil people just use it for their own twisted means
I imagne that in the last century more people were killed in the name of evil political regimes such as the Soviets and the Nazis than religion.

Dear lord this is serious for B3ta! Time to lighten the mood again...

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Depends on how you look at it
Hitler was spurred largely by his own brand of religion as were the powers that preceeded the equally brutal approximately communist era in Russia.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:28, archived)
# As Richard Dawkins so rightly said
Good people do good things
and evil people do evil things

but for good people to do evil things, takes religion
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)
# i was going to offer my opinion of richard dawkins and that sentence
but i'm feeling far too fluffy, and am going to enjoy the sunshine instead
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)
# its a perfectly proven statement
But to be fair, the word religion could be replaced by "repeated teaching" or to be more exciting and over the top "brainwashing"!


;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:17, archived)
# except for the dependence of absolute morality on religion
though yes, i agree with "repeated teaching". and i think that there are plenty of things we're repeatedly taught which cause it.

favourites include:
rich=successful
"casual" racism
marketing
government scaremongering

and many churches oppose one or more of the above. i reckon that on average religion breaks even
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:26, archived)
# You're forgetting
Herbal Essences gives you orgasms.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:29, archived)
# it's TRUUUUUUUE!*




*It's not
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# waht is true about Herbal Essences however
is the fact that they have the shittest jingle around.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I'm sure that's Frosties
Or Calgon.

Or clover spread. STOP CRYING OVER BUTTER YOU STUPID MAN.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# if there's a church that thinks they don't
i want it burnt NOW
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# How black metal of you
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Religion means rules to me
and I simply can't agree with rules handed to me by other people that can't be rationalised in part or in full. I'd rather try and work on such important issues myself than take someone else's word for it.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# that's very commendable
however, if you tried to justify everything from first principles you'd have a terribly slow and laborious life. you take your arbitrary rules from many sources, and wrap a layer of explanation around them. and i'm going to the car boot sale. turrah!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# There's a car boot sale just down the road from work
I want to go. I love buying tat.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:48, archived)
# *shrugs* But of course
Where's the hurry to work everything out?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)
# WooYay
*warms cheese dip*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:03, archived)
# More Barrymore bummings...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# that is the "haunting"
from the "ghost of barrymore"
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] After the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes
all Police officers were provided with a new standard issue wallet insert;
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)
# Yeah
you can't say they lying about all day on their elbows doing sweet FA!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:24, archived)
# Dear riverghost,
Give me a subject and I'll write a story about it.
love,
DYSELXIA
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:35, archived)
# I woke up and put my favourite record on
dropping the needle carefully I let out a sneeze
my hand flew away at 90 degrees~
I dug a trench in Sly and the Family's
There's a Riot Going On
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)
# I was listening to my ipod
and the ipod selected for me
a mystery song which grabbed my ears
and spat inside
I tried to make a playlist on the go
but all I made was it wet while I peed
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:12, archived)
# I grabbed my walkman and ran outside
it had been years since I had heard that tape
it was Russ Abbot singing the Village people
I set a record time on that run.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:15, archived)
# 'Ning all
I cannot believe I am at work on a fucking Saturday. Not that anyone's going to call in.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I would call in
but only if there is food involved?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:21, archived)
# There's no food
But I couldn't have called in- it's my day to cover. Pfft. At least I have my mate Kev with me, who's a trekkie, bless him.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:22, archived)
# amuse yourself (and your trekkie mate)
by shouting KHAAAN! at the top of your voice!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I can't think of a better suggestion
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:27, archived)
# ^ This!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Ooooh, can't even do that
We've got our outbound team making calls at the other end of the office.

*sulks* frigging work.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning
you should play Khan 'bogies' then - start quiet and see how loud you can get saying KHAAAAN! before you get glared at!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:34, archived)
# I'm meant to be
A pillar of virtue here, you know.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah but it's Saturday!
I currently have the Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show on LOUD - loud enough so I can't hear myself singing along to it! :D
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaha
do they issue them to civvies as well?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Ornithology
That is a goosander. Just in case there is any confusion goosanders make this noise:

www.birding.dk/galleri/stemmermp3/Mergus%20merganser%201.mp3
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)
# DUUUUUUDE! NO WAY!
Also, I''ve changed the picture in my profile at least five times now in this same hour.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:43, archived)
# hehehehehe
Yay!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Pfft,
Sometimes I could probably do with one of those.
*applauds*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Couldn't we all!
y'alrighty Miss. Not said hi for a while.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Herro,
I'm fine ta, although a little parky, where has the summer gone? How are you? *strokes*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:16, archived)
# It is a bit chilly today isn't it?
and here's me of to the seaside tomorrow! :o

I'm stuck at work crunching numbers, so I keep looking at this to stop my eyes bleeding! Although working on Saturday does allow for the LOUD music in the office :D

I see you had a good time with a couple of sexy-bitch b3tans at Global-do-dah-wotsit too.

*purrs due to strokeage*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:33, archived)
# This just in...

Reuters Middle Eastern photographer confirms
final solution was all Mel Gibsons idea!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 6:47, archived)
# Tosh.
It's about as likely as Guenter Grass being in the Waffen-SS.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Poor guy
he places a few ads for a historical recreation society centered around the hollocaust asking for six million Jewish volunteers and people jump to all kinds of conclusions.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:09, archived)
# WooYaySugarTits! NewsMashTime?
Everyone seemed to be having so
much fun with Royal earlier...

...I just had to give it a go too.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:11, archived)
# You're a thilly thilly man
'nimg all
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:23, archived)
# yeth
i am veree thilly thumtimes!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# pfft
Reuters new signs in the staff canteen didn't go donw to well

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:25, archived)
# OMGPUBES
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# ALRIIIIIGHT!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:36, archived)
# 4000 posts!

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Congradumaltaions!
I feel like such a board whore comparing how long I've been here by how many post I've had compared to others.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 7:18, archived)
# hurrah! congrats
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:21, archived)
# ha!
congrats

excuse me, but the seams police would like to have a word with you
*flicks badge*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:16, archived)
# This just in . . .

Barrymore Bums Reichstag!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:38, archived)
# Arf!
the tourists are loving it.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
the most bizarre thing to see on returning to the board :-S
Nice thrusting action ;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 6:13, archived)
# In the third century B.C. the Greek philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after seeing a donkey eating figs.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 6:24, archived)
# THANK YOU/
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 6:34, archived)
# A man with so much talent
What a waste!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 6:42, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley bindun?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:35, archived)
#
May contain traces of nuts. Is a .gif
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Dave, if you're going to try and help the new people
please be a bit more descriptive.


(What Davew27 meant to say was, please try resaving this as a jpeg to get it down to about the 50k mark as mentioned in the FAQ - thank you very much)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:47, archived)
# And is also...
approx 120K too big!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? No? Surprised!
It's political correctness gone maaaaad
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:21, archived)
#
they're just mammary glands, whoa-oh-oh
Mother nature's dairy delight
You can make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
A natural mammalian sight

I can't remember what I ate for lunch today, but I can remember lyrics from a song I heard on the Doctor Demento show in 1979...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:27, archived)
# Vin Diesel
gets all the good jobs
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:30, archived)
# huzzah, my buddies' cars


pseudo-vektor via MS paint
other things i did
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:59, archived)
# Nice, also look at what myheritage.com brought up on Charlie Sheen

/unshopped
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:03, archived)
# the horror
*implodes*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:05, archived)
# Very nice...
it brought up the profile of someone called "Charlie Sheen" ie YOU, most likely. And by chance had a pic of Hasselhoff at the side. What are the chances of that...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:05, archived)
# Actually I set up an acount on myheritage.com as charlie sheen and uploaded the picture of charlie sheen
Myheritage is somestupid website where you upload a picture of your self and it says what celebrity you look like, for a cheep laugh i uploaded charlie sheen insted of me, the end.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:09, archived)
# imagine
if they were to breed.....

Edit: The hoff looks sufficiently like starsky to justify this repost, don't you know.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:25, archived)
# Yeah
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:26, archived)
# but ou used his name
so basically he did it.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)
# cocaine's a hell of a drug
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:08, archived)
# I'm Rick James, bitch!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:21, archived)
# I'm Rick James's bitch
*snorts*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:27, archived)
# Aparrenlty I'm closest to the lead singer of HIM
I can't decide if this is good or bad.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 8:05, archived)
# they can't park for shit
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ..lame compo...

Can you find it ?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:43, archived)
# nope
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:52, archived)
# On the windowsill?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:57, archived)
# Don't be daft,
that's a duck.

UNLESS ITS A FUCKING ROBODUCK WITH CAMERAS FOR EYES AND FUCKING LASERS FOR BEAKS!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:30, archived)
# They exist
but they don't like those who know it.....
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:48, archived)
# DONT MOCK ROBODUCK
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:55, archived)
# I would never mock Robodu....
*Splatters all over wall*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:26, archived)
# Is it protruding
from a small hole just below the coving in the bathroom, on the opposite wall from the shower? That's where i'd put it. If I was that way inclined.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Um.
Ignore that if you ever come and stay at my house.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:08, archived)
# Having re-read this....
It's a thought. Don't much fancy seeing my Dad in the shower though...... but gimme a bit of time to get me own flat, then you're all welcome!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:51, archived)
# It's down the back of the sofa
where everything else is
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 5:00, archived)
# The picture?
Who is that?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Up a bit.... up a bit......

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Mudshot!
Woo
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:20, archived)
# Mudfall
I wish i'd never googled mudfall.......
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:25, archived)
#
/*Googles "mudfall" and clicks on top link*/


Noooooo!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:25, archived)
# yes....
like meatspin, i checked the image links first. But having no "Luck"..... i checked the web pages. It's strange. Since Goatse...... nothing much..... hurts like it used to :P
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:29, archived)
# BOOM! HEADSHOT
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:23, archived)
# DO YOU WANT FREE MONEY TO PAY YOUR BILLS? THEN ANSWERE MY RIDDLES/

Matthew Lesko Rocks.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:30, archived)
# The rock
would always beat Terry Griffiths in a duel......
Wait..... what was the question?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:33, archived)
# WHAT DOES A TURKEY DO WHEN HE FLIES UPSIDE DOWN?
WHAT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS IN A HURRY?
WHAT SITS IN A TREE AND IS VERY DANGEROUS?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:38, archived)
# ...........
1. He goes Gobble gobble crash
2. Lebanese hillwalkers.
3. is it a piano? Or is it a gorilla with a machine gun?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:42, archived)
# Number one was Correct but
Number two is Russian people
and three is a Sparrow,/i With a machine gun, close though.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:45, archived)
# Curses!
I'm amazed no. 1 was correct! I only really wanted number 2 to be right.

*Gets cut in half by laser beams*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:55, archived)
# *Reads it again*
Oh wait, no, its he gobbles up. I read it wrong sorry.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Dammit!
I cant even get being right right!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 4:02, archived)
# Goodnight B3ta
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:04, archived)
#
nighty night
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:11, archived)
# 'nite old bird!
Woo
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:16, archived)
# is that
a baby cock-work orange?

Nighty night
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:17, archived)
# THAT LOOKS LIKE WALT DISNEY IN THE NUDE.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:24, archived)
# Well I like it
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:27, archived)
# Makers of Winstole's Baby Treats presents: "Olde Tyme"
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:50, archived)
#

Previous thread. More in my profile.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:51, archived)
# arf!
these are splendid!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:18, archived)
# I love it. Also:
Best Catwoman:
Julie Newmar or Lee merriwether?
Worst catwoman:
Halli Berry or Michelle Pfeiffer?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:54, archived)
# #1 is Lee Merriwether
#2 is Halli Berry
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Hmmmm
The last is suck vs suck, the first...
Would-more-than-twice vs Would-Forever
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:57, archived)
# What I was thinking, too.
Exept, Michele Phifeer wasn't that awful, exept her horrible pale face freaked me out the entire duration of Batman returns.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Adrienne Barbeau voiced Catwoman on the Gotham Girls animated cartoon.
I'm sure in her younger days she could have made a good catwoman.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:07, archived)
# Agreed
She can be quite funny when
given the right lines.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:15, archived)
# Yeah, and Ertha Kitt is actually really funny but I hated her as Catwoman.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:21, archived)
# It's all about the writing.
Remove the blackspliotation and I
think she did rather well. But then
she could boil me in oil and I'd still
try to chat her up.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:25, archived)
# She looked like a frog when she was catwoman, thats why I didn't like her.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Costume dept should have cut away 3" from that mask edge
You are quite right. Frog city.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:34, archived)
# MY NAME I KITANYA IRENYA TATANYA KARENSKA ALSOFF, IM FROM THE THE MOSCOW BUGLE.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:40, archived)
# femme de chat ?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:35, archived)
# she's certainly funny
when used as a reference to bowel disorders
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:27, archived)
# .
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# I'VE DRUNK TOO MUCH
Stop scaring me
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:58, archived)
# this was not the product
of sober minds
enjoy ;D
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:04, archived)
# there is no such thing
as "too much" anyway.

Is it for hire?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:21, archived)
# sure is
hire than kites right now
perfect mindset for post pub web design - extreme anal cream (.com) is born
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:25, archived)
# I'll suck nothing of yours Mr Henkel!
On the other hand, you can....
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:10, archived)
# I am off to sleeps
in colour if I can be bothered tomorrow I wish you all a nnighte
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Oh, Batwoman...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:31, archived)
# its a taster
I am nowehererere near finished
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Oh! I found a good one!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:36, archived)
# GAAAAAAY!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Wholesomegirl 3.1!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:32, archived)
# ITS CRACKIE HO
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:34, archived)
# GAYGAYGAYGAY
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Dear Gajintendo
what the fuck?

Love mr horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I think I might make a career out of putting Adam West's head on Women's bodies
/autocomplete

I went to macspoofs.com

(pronounced macs poofs)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Also how do you pronounce your username?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:30, archived)
# guy-jin-ten-doh
AICMFP!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:31, archived)
# yes you fucking do
yes you fucking doooo
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:32, archived)
# No no no
Gay Gin Tendo.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)
# you keep saying that
but I like women also
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:34, archived)
# EXPERIMENTED IN COLLEDGE
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Holy Mackerel - Engelbert Humperdink!
is that you?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)
# how very dare you suggest such a thing? ( insert moderate outrage)
oh, er, yes.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:36, archived)
# sorry,
how are you doing? - long time no see or hear!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
# I'm good fella.
I popped about for a bit under this name but got a bit bored and pissed off actually. People always said I'd get a front page, I refuted that on the grounds that I was a twat and I upset people. I made some nice stuff that always made the popular page but never a front page. I made this account and got a front page two days after my L plates came off. Go figure. I just went sailing, drinking and producing pirate KVCD releases for an internet release group after that. Just got bored and mischievious so thought I'd show my hand.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
# it is good to have you back!
more later!
Edit: My son loves your dragon pic but wants you to do more Rottwielers :)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:50, archived)
# *anticipates
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:53, archived)
# hehe. I'll get right on it. Did you show him my new puppy?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Did you upset people?
I dunno, you made me into a viking, and that made me eternally happy :D I still got that somewheres....
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Did I upset people???
Does a one legged bear shit in the pope?


on that note I bid you all goodnight. I'll return soon, moderators willing. ( I have it in writing from Pep that ALL moderators agreed I should be banned for complaining about personal and family abuse beyond even what b3ta is used to, ah well )

night night all.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:47, archived)
# Being Banned from B3ta
is something to have carved on your headstone. I've uttered things from this board in real life and saw genuine horror on peoples faces..... a round of applause is in order i think :P
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:32, archived)
# Dear Mr Horrible,
You are on fucking fire.

That gives me the fucking horn.

What are you going to do about it?

Yours insincerely, Crazyman.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# something worth commenting
thank you.
our world shall be saved by the likes of you, gaijintendo.

Edit: you changed that, you did. In fact, that design looks very familiar.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:27, archived)
# PEE PEE.
Edit: Nice improvment!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] New government powers?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:12, archived)
# A spoonful of sugar
Helps the MI5 Dossier go down?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Pfft...Also does anyone want to see a preveiw of my new Sheen v. Anti-Sheen cartoon?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
# would you just fuck off
you fucking loon!

p.s. you cunt
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
# that is the fucking best picture ever
you wouldnt ask if you didn't want to
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)
# this
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:46, archived)
# YES PLEASE
...
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:50, archived)
# I am liking Mr Sheen
but he looks a little too sober to be life-like. Make a note to yourself to do better. ( you'll never get there, the stupour that envelopes mr Sheen means he can never really be captured )
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Hungry?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:04, archived)
# It must just be me
but most of these things crack me up. Arf!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Slates on a Plane
is tempting, but would have to be high-res and therefore way over 50K!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Some kind of funeral type party
on board a sort of passenger carrying flying machine keeps going through my head, but i'm now too drunk to make it.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:15, archived)
#
I could do a Mr Kipling based variant of the above pic, but can't be arsed.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:21, archived)
# I do actually tend to "lol" at them most times myself.
Yes, I am worried about it, but what the hell?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Nice!
There must be loads of chocolate still in circulation with that.

Haha! Nice pic!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:10, archived)
# nah
they'll have made sure to have made the recall after most of it has been eaten

then they can "test" the recalled chocolate and resel it, for um.. firewood or something
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# I don't know what's going on there
but I think it'll end in tears
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Yes little antenna child,
use the pearls to divert the gang of black bird's attention!

or something.

..

woo!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:53, archived)
# cor!
that little un narrowly avoided a pearl necklace just then
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
      
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:54, archived)
# TWEAKNIK!
*hugs*
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:01, archived)
# I've always loved
your lil drawrings.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:54, archived)
# *Samurai Jack soundtrack fills head*
I like this one a lot. WooYayHoupla
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)
# I don't belive in motels.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)
# I can assure you tha tthey exist
p.s. you cunt
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:07, archived)
# long, long time
no see ( even though you won't know this name ).
You warm my heart as ever Mr Tweaknik.

P.S. nothing to add here.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Bonjour!
Long time also. How's things?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)
# marvelous mate.
only shitty thing is that I'm sober as I've got guests that need picking up from M/CR airport from Toronto. They were to arrive 9 yesterday morning, then 0.50am and now I've got to drive at 6 0'fucking clock to get them. If I get my way I'll suicide bomb the fucking terrorists.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Yeah, it's a bloody pain in the arse mate
Though at least the guests are able to make it which is something. Stick a bomb up the terrorists' arses for me if you can ;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Never mind...
they might have another go at their little Jihad, and then you can sleep in :D

Every cloud and all that :P
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:17, archived)
# I might send a bomb
warning and just sink a few beers. Hmmm, tempting.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Dear Panasonic
it has been some time, but I assume you still enjoy the pleasures of weaponry and sailing.

Please get a gunboat and shoot down Blair.

Sincerely,

Horrible.

p.s. you fucking cunt.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:09, archived)
# not long come back from sailing
nothing eventful this time except I was bladdered in Belfast and I probably should have mentioned it to the bugger above you before I went.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:16, archived)
# You bloody well should have!
I'd have taken out a loan to make sure I had drink money and all ;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:19, archived)
# we had a ship full of free beer!
It was at the maritime festival last month.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)
# Ah shit...
I was intending to head down there with the camera anyway but something else came up :(
Hope you had a bloody good time though.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
# I have vague recollections
of a good drunken time. I still have nightmares about the sail home through the worst storm I've ever seen at sea. I had to wrap tape around my thighs just to stop the shit from hitting my ankles.

P.S. Did you notice my new camera and if so can you tell me what the fuck to do with it? It has too many buttons and too little in the way of a manual.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Sounds like walking to the taxi
In Glasgow of a Saturday
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Oh and hello
Harrold Hardrardasssson.

I was not ignoring you ( it just seemed that way ;)). Nice to see you back.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:35, archived)
# :P
*climbs back in window*
Seems like i missed a lot while i was away being drunk!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Yeah I'll try man
Grab me on msn and I'll see what I can do. Just noticed the cam and not sure completely.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)
# it will be tomorrow if I do.
as I need to get to kip soon. It's not special as modern cameras go, only 2.1MP but it seems to have a few good features, takes video with sound and records direct to disc or Sony mem stick, 10X optical and 20X digital zoom. I think I got a bargain for £100, considering the guy threw in a Psion Revo plus handheld PC.
EDIT:
www.steves-digicams.com/2001_reviews/fd97.html
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# That's a fantastic bargain mate!
Aye I noticed the Mavica model on the top and thought it was an old one. Looks good though and I'm sure it does the job more than well. Til you get to grips with it though, just stick it on auto and see how that goes. I'll see if I can find a manual for it on one of my usual photo sites and let you know tomorrow ;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Cheers for that
and in return I'll never come back to Belfast without warning you ;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Then I can't buy you a pint ;)
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:00, archived)
# oh, it's you
hello
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Awwww that's lully
Long time sir!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:02, archived)

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