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[challenge entry] Obvious, but pherhaps necessary
(SpiderDog, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:05, archived)
# And some.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)
# *mum says he isn't allowed to watch it*
*hangs himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Mum
knows best. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Watch what?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)
# oooh shit
(schnurricane, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)
# much woo
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# The 4th in the series...

Click for my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Hey!
that's how I got my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Pfffffthahahahahahahahahaha
You are a genius. FACT. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)
# yay
now draw a raccoon eating an armless mans face please
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:20, archived)
# top quality
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)
# My goodness
that was too quick to be that good. Hats off.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# One day we'll all remember when our Butters man posted on b3ta and made us laugh
before he naturally went onto far, far bigger things when some big nob spotted his talent..

..getting paid shit loads subsequently. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:04, archived)
# or
some talent spotted his big nob who knows
(Ijustlurkhere, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)
# haha, nice
my suggestion: the pleasure/hazards of rocket boots.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# that is beyond superb
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# I love you

I love you so very much.

less than three.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# For your information...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)
# You got it
the wrong way around.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:56, archived)
# ^ that
always paper beside the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:56, archived)
# no no no
away from wall!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:57, archived)
# right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)
# ^ gay
and

^ GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I used to think like you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:59, archived)
# this is progress
soon you`ll like ladies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:00, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:00, archived)
# My bog roll ends up all over the house.
The puppy has found out how to get into the bathroom, and eat the bog roll.

I'd make some kind of "clean inside and out" joke, but its not funny.

He's like a shite Andrex puppy.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Yes
but he's a border collie, and thus, less of *insert andrex puppy breed* than the wrapper allows.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:10, archived)
# What
does it come out like?

Can he recycle?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)
# sadly no.
He eats, and then thats it.

And he likes to watch when I'm "docked at the station" for some reason. My throne room has no lock the door, so he just barges in, unannounced. Tragically, the door is just out of reach of wild flailing my arms when he does come in, and thus am left oft exposed for the whole hallway to see me.

Yes, the ENTIRE empty hallway.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Could be
a revolution in house training if he's a clever one.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)
# He probably is more intelligent than me
So, go on with this training idea.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Well, you let him
watch you squeeze one out and then wait until he thinks he's people.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:11, archived)
# nah, tried and tested.
He kept jumping off the rim.

The cat, on the other hand, has also broken into the bathroom before so as not to piss all over the carpet. She jumps into the bath and does her business there.

Which is an unpleasent thing to wake up to. A festering, occasioanlly steaming, pile of poopage one the bottom of the bath, mere moments before I step into the shower.

We get through bog roll and disinfectant like nobody's business.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:14, archived)
#
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:21, archived)
# cheers,
but the door is fecked anyhoo
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Is there
a good andrex puppy? I must have missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Nonsense
the "right way" simply means ensuring the torn-up newsprint is facing the right way up when one sits on the bog to contemplate it. Nothing worse than coming across a page in which the string's been drilled through it upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)
# yay
hows you!?
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)
# on a related note....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Overhang
For the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)
# I really dont care
What way it is.
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:10, archived)
# it`s Tiddles`s turn on the remote control tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)
# awwww lully
you poof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)
# meep!

yay fluff, bet he bullied the others into letting him have ANOTHER go!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:57, archived)
# arf!
he doesn't look very happy about what's on though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)
# .. more bloody CSI repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I can see him thinking just that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:01, archived)
# warning: may contain moral
:)

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:51, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:00, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:59, archived)
# She's had a very rough time.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)
# the secret, why the ladies love mongy love
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
# haha
*buys 2*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)
# you only need one


...erm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:42, archived)
# 2 at a time.......
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)
# with what hands
would you hold them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Most people have two hands and a tongue
and some of us have prehensile penises
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:50, archived)
# still don't need two

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Alright
bud
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:44, archived)
# alright fuzzy!
how goes it?

edit: hahaha starting fights again, I see!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Fuck 'em
if they can't take a joke, mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:57, archived)
# most humour left b3ta `round about the time Columbia tried to re-enter the earth`s atmosphere and went up in a puff of smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)
# One kiddie on b3ta
cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)
# yay a CPS device
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)
# looks like mr goatse's hand... reversed
"press the red button now for our active cam inside"
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Work out time

Er, grampa made this ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)
# hehehe.
looks like he's bumming him.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Rob must have a dynamo up his arse to power that light
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
# This actually happened!
er, the milkman told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:42, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Don't forget
to close your car windows
(Mr Dan is the man, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:29, archived)
# that's a neato.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# The painting I did for my girlfriend's birthday
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:20, archived)
# i like this.
woo.
i'm still noticing patterns.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:20, archived)
# surely a card would have done?
you can get them quite cheap nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:20, archived)
# yeah
thanks
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
# :)
I do like it though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)
# o.k.
ta
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Fantastic pic.
I, for one, really like it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)
# kiss
my shit
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:28, archived)
# hehe.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Tongue
my balloon knot.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:29, archived)
# don't bother replying to me again
cos you're now on my ignore list
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Jesus christ.

I guess it's safe to call you a prissy cunt who sounds like steam escaping when he speaks now.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)
# at least you have an icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Yes!
Thanks for noticing :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Christy
that's a bit touchy innit?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# hahahaha
WOO! RIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)
# leave him he's not worth it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Tis woo
do you do private paintings? I am collecting work from b3tards accross the globe
edt: are you trying to hypnotise her for "special" reasons
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)
# .
* grooms *
(irMrk, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:25, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
Oooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)
# I would
if it was commissioned and bought :)
She likes geometric patterns and it's based on a net-sculpture in her town.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:29, archived)
# okey doke
(not managed to get one free yet) my contact
detail are in my profile so gimmy a price
in an email - my chinesse food has just arrived
so I'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)
# well
that one took about 10 actual hours to do and isn't for sale.
But I will do more like this and they would sell for £100 to £200.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# This is very,
very stylish. I like it, lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)
# thanks
very much :)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# What are you doing Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# I like it
although in my current state, it gives me a headache
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Woo to the marvellous painting.
Me likey long time.

Minor threadjack, slightly related: stressbuster1.net/mural/

Also decidedly spiffing.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)
# christ
is she blind and your taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
You have a way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Cor
she must be special, and have boobs and everything.

That's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)
# G AHEAD ND COUNT THM.
THEIR ALL THERE.Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
sry caps lol.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Dear I'm an Idiot
I may well be fucking stupid, but what the shitting fuck is that about?

Love Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)
# YOU CUNT
That is all. Enjoy your Saturday evening folks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)
# indeedy!
I shall surely do so!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:13, archived)
# but.
is it art?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:14, archived)
# If by "art"
you mean "a pile of wank" then yes
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# not out grot hunting tonight then 4dsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Working tonight
I shall be taking my trusty bottle of rohypnol out with me though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
# hahaa - leave her in a skip afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
Sounds like a plan! There'll be a few though, i usually just pour a litre into the water for the ice machine
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)
# it must look like a spaz contest in your pub by the end of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)
# This is Dumfries
It looks like a spaz contest at the beginning of the night
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
so how will you know it has had an effect?

will she stop biting?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:39, archived)
# youre an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
#
90
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)
# English language
Grade: U
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6221686
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# I don't know what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)
# hah, I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)
# something to do with
parting the red sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)
# hadn't thought of that.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# your keyboard is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:13, archived)
# hello mate
how have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)
# past two months great
how's you doing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6221700
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] urban myth
(geesus1, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# poop
deck
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Seaman Staines?
Perhaps it was Roger the cabin-boy?
(lyndhurst25, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:03, archived)
# would
and 'ning you orrible lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# 'NING sleazebag
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)
# goatfucker
I see the master is back.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# haha indeed
I was never away ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)
# not you you rank amateur ;)
I meant Mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)
# I fucking know you big gay scoper
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)
# one of these days I'm going to donkeypunch you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)
#
donkeypunch

be on the recieving end of a good anal reaming from
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:18, archived)
#
be on the recieving end of a good anal reaming from rape with an iron bar.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)
# one of these days I'm going to rape with an iron bar you?

So wow, that's a neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
you onion!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)
# I guess I could do with a new request animation...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:45, archived)
# animate some sex
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:45, archived)
# this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)
# or someone performing auto-fellatio
and ending up with a snapped spine
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Energizer vs Duracell
the final battle.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Man In Man-Sized Egg Slicer Related Incident
...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# do a bird with vertigo
I bet you fucking can't

//I meant the flying kind
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# You're right.
*hands over fiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)
# someone lighting gunpowder
and follow the powder to someone tied to rail tracks and blow them up in your usual horrific style.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Michael Caine vs Bees
stop throwing those bloody bees at me!
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)
# i watched a bit of that program
it was shit
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# maybee so
but you wont be saying that when the bees attack and hes our last defense
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:53, archived)
# horse is a alien -vs- judge is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK!?
silly aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# BEWARE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# A man standing alone in a room
and suddenly a trapdoor opens in the ceiling and another man drops through, upside down, and blasts the first man away with an Uzi. Splattered blood on the wall reads 'TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING ANIMATE'. It then loops.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)
# animate and inanimate object that needs animating
.
(gusset, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# a sexy young teen girl
with spina bifida being held over a mechanics pit by an oily rope while 4 estonian dockers rape her mother with a snap-on socket set, while grandad unable to move due to having his feet smashed with a sledge hammer wanks in a cider bottle with tears of joy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)
# I would quite like to see this
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:56, archived)
# dvd is 30 quid
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Grand
Is it available on amazon?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Have you had
your therapy lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# dunno about you
but it`s given me a stalk-on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Think clean thoughts
and take a cold shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)
# maybe I`ll settle for a teenage girl with down`s instead
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Now that...
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Yasser Arafat
eating a trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:53, archived)
# A Trifle
eating Yasser Arafat
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# guts explosion!
BOOM! BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)
# a large man
who has no arms trying to unhook a small vicous raccoon from a coat hanger, the raccoon is not happy and starts eating his face
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Alien Judge
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)
# judge is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:38, archived)
# BEWARE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:39, archived)
# yes,
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Deed, Where`s My Car?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:45, archived)
# HARLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Es
sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)
# drugs and porky porky?
yeah why not
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)
# You are Sonja from I'm Alan Partridge
AICMFP
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:03, archived)
# you'll fit in nicely here.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
# haha
yours is better
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
# haha
They would make great song lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)
# curry tonight
*prints out a ream*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)
# -cuts arse on staples-
-wipes up blood with more toilet paper-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 19:36, archived)
# haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:31, archived)
# i don't know...
she'd still proabably be happy with that rammed up her arse
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
# wotcha

bigger it! more of my stuff
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha.
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)
# wow
praise from the butters!

*chuffed*
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)
# hehe
on a related repost..

(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:24, archived)
# tanfastic!
that's ace!
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Haha.
Long time love for that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
cool
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Poor confused spacemans
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:26, archived)
# the famous cat food stock market crash of 2020
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:19, archived)
# hahahhaa
thats ace! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)
# best idea ever
and well shopped, front page it hard now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:22, archived)
# his mate is joining in too
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:25, archived)
# noooooooooooo

top shop
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)
# haha
woo and click.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)
# bad kitty, stupid doggy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)
# he`d be fine if only he could look down for a few seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)
# hehe
but dogs can't look up
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:18, archived)
# They can if you put your foot
between their shoulder blades and your hands under their chin and wrench their head upwards.
(Marwood, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
It's taken me ten seven six minutes to work out what the fuck is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)

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