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# be careful how you choose

some of them taste like shit!
prepares germanenglish dictionary
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:17, archived)
# furry peaches.
yum
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:23, archived)
# artifacty peaches.
yum
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:25, archived)
# thats just peachy
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:32, archived)
# Sie feststellen, daß Ihre Wannen große Mengen des Hinterteils enthalten?
GASEN SIE DIE JUDEN!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:44, archived)
# any bloody excuse really ...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:50, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:48, archived)
# 'ave some!

woo and 'ning sir
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:50, archived)
# morning
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:54, archived)
# .
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:31, archived)
# hahaha!
*makes joke about dumb squaddies*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:32, archived)
# *Makes Babie's*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:33, archived)
# CAT PISS
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:20, archived)
# CAT PISS MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY. IF IT WASN'T FOR CAT PISS I WOULD BE A WOMAN, OR PREFERABLY A SMALL GOAT.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:22, archived)
# CAT PISS GAVE ME HAIR ON MY CHEST AND HAIR ON MY BALLS
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:38, archived)
# DO YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S THE CLEAN CRISP SOUND OF A NICE WARM CAT PISS.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:41, archived)
# CAT PISS MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH NOT YOUR HAND
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:43, archived)
# CATPISS: TASTE THE RAINBOW
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:48, archived)
# THAT WISH, HER KISS. THAT BITCH, CAT PISS.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:55, archived)
# CAT PISS: IN THEATURES SEPTEMBER 8TH
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:00, archived)
# LIVE THE LIFE. RIDE THE FIRE. CAT PISS.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:07, archived)
# CATPISS: THE MOST REACTIVE OF ALL THE ELEMENTS
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:00, archived)
# AHHH, CAT PISS. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WON'T DO FOR TEN BUCKS?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:50, archived)
# WHEN SOUND MATTERS USE CATPISS STRINGS
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 5:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:23, archived)
# Those Catpiss smelling fuckhead.
Those fucking fucker fucks
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:39, archived)
# *makes babysnot war*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:42, archived)
# eeew....that would be messy
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:46, archived)
# aww how relaxing
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:24, archived)
# THAT'S NO RIVER!
It's a blue supremacist.

The JJJ aren't welcome round here.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:25, archived)
# noooo! beware the blue river monster!
*runs*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:26, archived)
# I knew i should have moved one of those leaves,
hahaha.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:27, archived)
# BUMCLOUDS.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:28, archived)
# Awwwwww
Though I feel that daffodil has a sinister air about it
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Fuckin' evil flowers
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Arf!
'ning!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:14, archived)
# 'ello!
*glomps*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:19, archived)
# How do, M'lady?
*huggles*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:25, archived)
# good!
just back from Boston where I played with a mate's 50mm and x2/x4 filters and a light tent we constructed, though most of the shots are on his camera.

school soon, yay!!

you?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:26, archived)
# Ah I'm good too
Sounds like you had a good time :D you must get a copy of the shots as well. I picked up a 2X teleconverter recently so been playing with that. I still need a really sunny day though so I can use fast enough speeds to overcome cam shake haha.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:31, archived)
# I don't think it'll be a problem
and I can get him the ones on mine :D
hah, oh noes! you could be waiting for a while...
either that or carry around 5 or 6 torches just in case
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I think next time I'm spending the money on a tripod heavy enough to demolish buildings. Oh, I'm also raiding all the cupboards at home right now because apparently you can trigger the D70/s with a TV remote, though mainly the ones that do everything. We have loads of them but I can't find them :-S
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:39, archived)
# ah, I did know they had IR remotes
(I played with one this weekend) but if you could do it with a TV remote that'd be awesomes!
Now you have a quest. Find the remote and report back... sometime
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:44, archived)
# Aye, if I can find one ;)
....and batteries.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:51, archived)
# fairy muff
:)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 4:03, archived)
#
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#
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#
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:47, archived)
# who the hell
is that?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:54, archived)
# HUBBA HUBBA!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:18, archived)
# pffft.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 3:18, archived)
# .
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:59, archived)
# oohhh...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:00, archived)
# that is awesome
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:00, archived)
# thats lovely
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:03, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:08, archived)
# :O
oooo
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:11, archived)
# woooooooooooo..!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Oooh, nice!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:24, archived)
# Bad Taste Tour Operators
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:46, archived)
# are quo my mummy?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Giftgas macht frei?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
thank fuck - thank babelfish!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:58, archived)
# board that cattlecar to hull!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:00, archived)
# There's a pre.. fab.. building
and a funny smell..
around the hills, outside of town..
 
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Every now and then we wonder
But we shrug our shoulders
And get back to work
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:30, archived)
# There's a railroad there and trains go by
And there's people locked in cattle cars
And have you noticed
The french fries at the A&W
Taste a little strange?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:43, archived)
# fuck!
this thread's getting a bit "out there"
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:45, archived)
# thats subliminal "sheening" that is!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:51, archived)
# d'oh! shoulda spotted that
*skips to "give me convenience ..." on ipod-like device*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:58, archived)
# you are one sick
mofo
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)
# And your punishment tonight for being nawty.... is to polish my bike...


linked coz its from a viral email and not shopped etc....

it IS a shiny thing...

*covets*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
# I WILL POLISH YOUR BIKE
WITH MY WANG
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# IN POLAND!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:41, archived)
# THE GAYEST OF THE COUNTRIES
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Apparently
 
that would be Chile.

Olé!
 
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Spanish is the gayest language.
This simultaneously does and does not suprise me.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:44, archived)
# fuck off.... I want it polished, not scratched to bits by some 1980's
computer.....

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# that looks awesome
*puts on mirror leathers*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# ah sod this linking crap.....

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:44, archived)
# I love the look of this
but I could never be arsed to clean it
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# God I hate chrome
There's enough on my guitar to drive me insane trying to keep it clean :-S
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# tell me about it.... we bought a silver rover 75
damn thing has chrome all over the place, sunday cleaning now takes twice as long
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:47, archived)
# It's all the smudging
and the weird grease-like marks you always get. Too much effort really, though I'm sure there's a decent polish out there to keep it pristine longer.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:49, archived)
# dunno about polish it

but i fixed the light!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:57, archived)
# I like lights me...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:59, archived)
# I FORGOT POLAND, DAMN
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:31, archived)
# YO, KOWALSKI!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)
# THE VANISHING POINT
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Okay so this pole walks into a bar and he's all like "Duuuuh" and the bartender shoots him between the eyes and eats his corpse.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:41, archived)
# ..and the bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# FUCK POLAND!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Hey, I'm looking for a good animating software thats cheep to free. what should I use?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Bring out teh GIMP.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Try Project Dogwaffle
though it's not to everyone's taste.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:41, archived)
# wot? all of it?
may take some time....


*unzips*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
# One letterbox at a time.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:41, archived)
# You missed the roast
of William Shatner, George Costanza was a god.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Blasphemer!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:37, archived)
# I'm only saying he was funny :(
please don't banish me
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:37, archived)
# Everyone's entitled
to a holiday

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:17, archived)
# RIS
and big.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:19, archived)
# That's..
that abu hamza fella.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)
# I always wondered if dreams of being chased
the ticking Croc
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Hehehe
was rather nice of him to bring us back a cheap donkey....
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:21, archived)
# He tried to sneak on..
..the boat evacuating British people from the Lebannon but the small detail of him not having a British passport prevented this.


*edit*hmmm can't be him, he is in gaol, must be another dude who tried that.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
And after all that fumbling to find it.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)
# I just looked it...
..up it was Omar Bakri
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:32, archived)
# i need a holiday too.
time to blow some shit up.

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#
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#
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:12, archived)
# that link's borked
for me at least.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:13, archived)
# It's on the same network as my internet connection
which has been broken for the past few hours and even now isn't working properly.
So it might not be visible.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:17, archived)
#
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#
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# golem!
nice.

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# Dear Lloyd on high
I dont know what it is but I likes it.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
# borked... but then it does say student hosting.....
:-)

ah it works now.

but i still don't get it.

tis this a dutch thing?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:27, archived)
# It's a
Pre-Columbian South American Thing.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:40, archived)
# ah. that clears that up then**



















**may be a total lie
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# One inspired the other


I simply have to include the inspiration for the above picture (look to the left of his head). I know it is an unshopped picture but B3ta deserves to see them. If any one is wondering they taste fucking horrible.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:01, archived)
# oh my.
i covet those candies.

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(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:03, archived)
# I WANT SOME.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:03, archived)
# What shop
sells those things?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:05, archived)
# My friend..
..got me them from Pakistan
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
At least she didn't end up in Guantanimo after going through the airport.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Well, it would have been a way to get free lap dances
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Cor!
sign me up as a terrorist then :D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:13, archived)
# well it also entails
fake* menstrual blood being rubbed on you...




*they'll tell you it's real
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Heheh..
it is a She and she brought me back a crossbow from Thailand and a Khukuri knife from Nepal. Top bringing dodgy things back action. The Thai guy insisted it was okay to carry the crossbow on the plane as hand luggage too.....
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
those Craaazy Thai people!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:15, archived)
# We have a resaurant
in my parts, called Thai Smile.

It was condemned for having high levels of Mercury in the Kitchen...5 people died.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Christ...
*rethinks the whole idea of takeaways*
Good job I don't eat Thai anyway.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:19, archived)
# I worry about sanitation in the kitchens at restaurants
...then I take a look at my own kitchen and run screaming to the nearest place that serves food.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] since i haven't entered a compo in a while....
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(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# that's probably funny...
but i can't read it

but anyway i'm off to bed
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:03, archived)
# ^that
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:11, archived)
# it's not funny, but it reads;
saturnalia's prometheus.

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(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Well,
If I knew what a saturnalia was, i'm sure it'd be funny.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:15, archived)
# see below, i.k.k.
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(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:27, archived)
#
Saturnalia's Prometheus I think. Not sure what Saturnalia is.....
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:12, archived)
#
roman feast honouring the god saturn, occurring on the winter solstice. many of the trappings of christmas have a more than incidental relationship with the festival, along with other non-christian celebrations and events. there is a heated debate about all of this, see message boards more densely occupied by purist christians for some froth, if you like.

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# has the msn group thing died for anyone else?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:34, archived)
# mmm...vanilla flavor
*licks*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:35, archived)
# ARISTOS MUST DIE.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Why?
Aristos are quite nice cars!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:07, archived)
# you made that picture just to ask about msn groups?
ow bless.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:36, archived)
# trying not to repost
an all that
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# lully pic this must mean sleepy tiem.
definitely night this time! :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# this is quite lully
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# i don't do the msn group thing, but your pic is lovely.
click for forbidden, not bigger, though.

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# nice drawing
woo
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:46, archived)
# That's lovely
and dreamy.
Edit: MSN groups is working for me. My hat is hosted there.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# This make me happy in pants.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:58, archived)
# That's quite lovely, it is
:)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Gorgeous :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

And now something completely different!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:28, archived)
# you started it
No I didn't

You invaded Poland.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:33, archived)
# i´m
not German...?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)
# I never said you were.
are you japanese?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# no
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# *click*
that's fuck pretty good - woo!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I've heard that John Cleese
is over 25,000 ft tall, weighs 11 stone and barely subsists on a diet of cheese rind and baby deer flesh. Although I may be mistaken.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Cool.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# you're almost right.
he eats cheese rinds and talcum powder, actually.

nice pic.

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# Question!

Anyone know of any decent composers that will compose an original score for this animation I'm working on?
I could only probably pay in love and perhaps jaffa cakes.

p.s please excuse the optimisation...
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# Garage Band?
I dunno, I haven't used any in so long...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:25, archived)
# preferably someone who has some kind of fancy software
that can make nice orchestral stuff and shizz.
Maybe a music student looking for a challenge!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:28, archived)
# then your best bet
is to keep whoring to everyone you see here. But don't ask the big wigs, because they're most likely too busy.

I am willing to bet you'll find someone here.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:29, archived)
# God Bless B3ta
*salutes*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)
# *Awaits impact*
Thats cute and I like it.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Cool Edit Pro if you can find it...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Oxide & Neutrino?
lovely anim though! :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I met oxide and neutrino in rhodes
a few years back.

They were a pair of cnuts.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:30, archived)
# yeah, for some reason cnuts make all the best music
...........
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Pffft!
some more animals that need stabbing.....
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)
# :)

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# I would love to
but I would need some pointers
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#
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# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
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# *points*
take a look at me profile if your interested :D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
# that would stick me
way in over my head, I am sorry for wasting your time
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)
# its ok!
I cant sleep now thanks to that effing huge spider down the page...

/really bad arachnophobe blog
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Like it!
If you need some music, giz an email - I do, and have previously, worked for jaffa cakes... I'm on david (at) sixovernine dot co dot uk
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:32, archived)
# philip glass always needs work.
i hear he'll do anything for a bit of greasy love.

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# ooh greasy
this philip glass fellow...does he have an intermaweb site?

/edit: he does. Cor 'e looks a bit pricey!
*rubs thighs*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:44, archived)
# if he doesn't go for it, try brian eno.
but bring extra grease.

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# Give Chris Juul a try if no-one else wants to.
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# or that crackhead venetian snares.
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# Everyone we know, loves Brian Eno!
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# ask devo2.0 to do it.
they'll be looking for work in 5...4...3....

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# Mark Mothersbaugh does a lot of film work now
does lots of stuff for Wes Anderson.

I think his brother does too...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Composers
What sort of stuff are you after?

where to look depends slightly on what sort of style you are after.

if it is orchestral stuff I may be able to help. (see freefileupload.net/file.php?file=files/120706/1152710019/first+mix-01.mp3)

I'm busy learning some new software so could do with the practice.
lcmgweb(at)yahoo.co.uk
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)
# It's orchestral stuff im hoping for...
particularly with strings and piano solos...

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:01, archived)
# That
shouldn't be a problem.

By the way just to clarify the link above was my homage to the Links board Nazi's for B3TA I am not just a fascist nutcase.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:19, archived)
# haha!
I must say that is really very good.

I may very well give you a bell in the near future. And an email if you'd prefer!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:25, archived)
# i was worried at first
then i heard the chorus and relaxed
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# That
is a thing of beauty. Nicely done.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Lovely style.
 
Looking forward to seeing it..
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Steal the music from the Animatrix
That one with the kid jumping off a roof
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:39, archived)
# I'll do it.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:43, archived)
# simple...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# trout trout trout
fedora?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)
# sounds like the makings of a song, there.
Fish fish fish hats!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Try:
Mr. Scruff - Fish.

wait a sec...
Here: profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=81608044

it's a music page, not sometwat's profile
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# Does it have
Underwater Weapons?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I think you'll find it does.
*makes laser noises*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Fish Fish Fish Hats?
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# Fish Fish Fish Hats?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)
# did a pair of triblies mate with a fish?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Is it a visual representation
of communism?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I thought this was
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Ahhh of course.
I stand erected. Ahem. Corrected.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Nah, just plain old socialism.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:25, archived)
# simpler....
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# fish fish fish hats?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# "Fucking Spiders"
Just about to get under the duvet and I had this BIG happy fellow trying to get in bed with me




I know its not RPS but I've got something else special for then.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!
YOU CUNT!!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# HOLY CHRISTING WANK!
thanks for that

/arachnophobic just getting into bed blog
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)
# this ^
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)
# ah that's nothin'...
you've obviously never run into a "thousand legger". It's about the size of a cockroach, kind of the shape of a centipede but with big spider legs, and they're fucking aggressive. They apparently eat spiders.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:11, archived)
# In Australia we call them milipedes.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# In Britain we call them milipedes.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# we have millipedes here
I don't if "thousand leggers" are quite the same. Maybe they are...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Yea, but with bigger legs ...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:20, archived)
# RARRGH
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Yuergh!
NSFM!*



*me
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:26, archived)
# not safe for anyone
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:33, archived)
# lovely
seriously
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:27, archived)
# gaaaah!
Yes that's them.

*wierd skin sensation*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)
# I had a feeling that was what you were talking about.
The common house centipede. Scary looking little fuckers.

...the more I look at that picture, the more it looks like God really fucked up with the clone tool.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)
# the more I look at it the more I want to beat my moniter with a shoe
ta for the info. They are indeed scary. They are not adverse to running after you if you try and fuck with them.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:46, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
I'm going to dream about that damned thing tonight, now!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:14, archived)
# thats shitting
awful

/the fear
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong!
*shudders*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:17, archived)
# awwww
 
apparently they're harmless.

Still.. breeeuuguuughhh.
 
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:31, archived)
# ive been hunting one of those fuckers in my room
for about 3 weeks now

still have'nt got him...although, now hes missing a leg

:D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghh
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I had one of them t'other day.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I like spiders.
They eat flies.
Flies tread shit all over my clean kitchen floor.
Therefore spiders are good.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)
# ^spiders are our friends
If they're elsewhere
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Seconded.
Spiders are cool, and anyone who kills them has no concept of inner beauty.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:11, archived)
# ning
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# ning
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Indeed
This one was release back into the wild.... via the 2nd floor toilet window.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Well gather a few hundred up
and go to bed with them.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Yes.
I think I will.
They can web themselves together into the shape of an attractive arachnid woman. And she will be mine.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# He just wants to be friends!!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)
# haha!
:)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely done
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# did you do the picture of the spider
with a face that said

"im going to crawl in your mouth while you sleep" or something. maybe it was rapituni
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# oh yeah
who was that? if it was me, I didn't save it...

THough it SOUNDS like me...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)
# actually
it was probably schnurr
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Meh
I remember it now. I think it was schnurr...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:32, archived)
# haha
*laughs at arachnophobes*

apparently in you lifetime you swallow like 20 spiders in your sleep.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)
# thats just a legend
they made it up. not sure who. it was probably some kind of crab.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# what?
in you lifetime you swallow like 20 crabs in your sleep?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# probably
thats why the crabs made the spider thing up. as a diversion.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)
# CRAAAB PEOPLE, CRAAAB PEOPLE
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)
# like so?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:24, archived)
# WOOPwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:38, archived)
# sneaky fuckers
Peter Cook:
'The worst job I ever had was gettin' lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arsehole. Jayne used to go swimming off the beach at Mally-boo and these fuckin' lobsters used to go flyin' up her arse. And I used to have to pull the fuckers out.'
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Well, maybe if that wasn't a REAL TRUE FACT we would...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# FALSE!
www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

Though strangely enough, that referee image in the banner is something I drew back in the late 90's... 100% OF FACT!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:14, archived)
# hehe
i said apparently.

mind you. i did get woken up the other night by some bug falling on my bottom lip.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I hate bugs crawling on me
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I hate those bastards.
I had a mouse in my room the other day. Luckily I chased it out because I was going to stab it instead.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)
# haha!
I like the mental image I now have in my head of stabbing a mouse.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)
# You sick fuck.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:26, archived)
# You like the idea of stabbing a mouse?
What, are you retarded?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# oh quit acting all tough to impress the lady meeces.
You know she's a slag mouse anyways! I heard she's got 400 children from different fathers.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:47, archived)
# I don't mean to be a pedantic bastard,
But I said "the mental image I now have in my head" not the idea. Personally I do not condone anyone stabbing mice, and frankly I'd like to punch anyone who does stab mice.
So eat my fuck :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)
# How can you enjoy a mental image of something like that?
I stand by my statement.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Watch Tom and Jerry you spacker.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:54, archived)
# That's just a cartoon.
But anyway, i'm off to bed.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)
# I don't care anymore.
I'm tired. Whatever, you win, blahdedahblahblah.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Pffft!
I'll try to get him back then and do the deed :D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)
# argh!
it is the very embodiment of evil.
kill it with knives
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)
# and used tampons.
ok, ok! Fuck...I'm going, I'm going.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)
# what kind of spider is this?
Everytime someone on here posts a pic of a spider they've caught, it's one of these big spindly bastards.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)
# common house spider?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:28, archived)
# the common house spiders here in the U.S.
don't seem to be that big and leggy.

still scary though.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)
# well
there's a variety in Britain, tiny ones that are full of energy and never stop running about, those lankey fuckers that run and stop when you look at them and try to push over whatever you catch them in, rather big ones that make quite a thud when they jump onto something and so on
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
# The common house spider in Australia
Is the one that was used in Arachnophobia. I think they shipped them in from New Zealand.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:43, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiight
....
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:47, archived)
# that movie
and my repeated childhood watching of it. probably has something to to do with my mega fear. thinking about it.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)
# the "common house spider in Australia"
wouldn't happen to be one of these, would it?



Between those and funnelwebs, I don't know if I will ever be able to visit Australia. EVER.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:10, archived)
# That's the fella (a Huntsman for anyone interested).
If it's any consolation, no one has died from a funnel web bite in over 20 years.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:22, archived)
# oh god
that IS the "common house spider" in Australia?

And I thought I was making a joke.

And funnelwebs may not have killed anyone in years, but they're still fucking ugly.

not.going.to.australia.EVER
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 2:03, archived)
# You're just winding us up.
 
Avondale spiders, thank you so VERY much..!
 
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:26, archived)
# urgh!
he's a tad big
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:22, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:32, archived)
# well
i'm quite the arachnophobe but that doesn't bother me
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:35, archived)
# "may have"
you passed the test.

you are not an arachnophobe.

You are just a gay around large spidres that can kill you.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# nah i'm not
i realise that the big ones that can kill me probably wont even bite me so i'm cool around them
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:43, archived)
# they don't want to bite you.
they want to fuck and finger you.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:44, archived)
# right...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)
# I have a new favourite sentence.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)
# :)
to be said at parties and places where a ladies might need to itch herself.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# AAAARGH
no fair!
:(
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:38, archived)
# he just wants sex.
you do too. admit it.

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(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)
# My spideysex is tingling!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)
# here, have a nice crippled juicy fly.
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(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:45, archived)
# mother bought me some bottled water from asda...

looks pretty normal right?
i couldn't help but think that the circular logo looked like a door from a washing machine so i drawn a washing machine over it to prove that i am going crazy.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Don't wash the valleys!
sorry, going now! Night!
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# You sure did.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Oh dear god. Please stop.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# This proves everything.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] S'pose a rock's out of the question so how about a Woo Yay
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(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 23:52, archived)
# POUR SOOOME SUGAR OON MEEEE
Or something.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Thats ripe for a good gnopping...
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)
# ^this!

time for sleep, night!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# he looks like a one-armed bandit
BA DUM
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)
# *Hails helper*
"tshhh"
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)
# THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:24, archived)

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