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# relations are bad, mmkay
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:44, archived)
# GOOD MORNING, VIET-NAM!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:55, archived)
# ".... look out for that tree!"
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:58, archived)
# what
no kittin?

need fluff fix
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:15, archived)
# good stuff, great work on the eyes.
if i could suggest doing a picture of julian the lead singer from the strokes. i would be mighty pleased :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:24, archived)
# Ok
I'll take a look around for source pics. I don't know what he looks like though, so it may end up a little off. I usually follow a source and then play with the result until it more closely resembles the person. I'll do my best though.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:47, archived)
# sure it will be great
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:48, archived)
# fuck off
with yer fancy good looking images :P
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Heh heh
This is the 'before' pic. The 'after' pic won't be as pretty :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:47, archived)
# I'm sure it shall be equally classy and woo :)
however, i have several pints of alcohol in me and I need a kip :) post 'em and I'll 'cock through if I miss 'em
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:51, archived)
# Planet Nepeta Cataria.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:33, archived)
# oh god!
i can't stand it any more.

must..comment..on..post.

even if it's just to say goodnight.

Goodnight :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:13, archived)
# I do like this.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:14, archived)
# Fluff
always gets a woo. Woo!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:43, archived)
# woo
awaits planet of the puppies.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:56, archived)
# I don't know why I made this...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Because
you love teh penis ?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:47, archived)
# No, howerever...
I love MY penis! You can't touch it!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Stop !
Hammer Tiem !
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:49, archived)
# hahaa!
any excuse to use my new and improved woo
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:11, archived)
# I was just on that site, earlier.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:51, archived)
# : )
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:58, archived)
# LOL I picked the same spot.
;)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:18, archived)
# Do you work in a bloody monastery??
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:23, archived)
# ^ this
...one in Tibet, perhaps?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:35, archived)
# Big oaks do from little icons grow
After 3 years, 5 months and 22 days I finally got me an Icon.

So in honour of this, have my first ever B3ta post, thus:



Well, it WAS 3 years, 5 months and, yes, 22 days ago...

And finally, a test hat thingy just to see where the spacing is.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Teh Fluff!
likes
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:37, archived)
#
hmmm...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Hoorah!


Hat that rabbit HARD
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:56, archived)
#



.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:40, archived)
# God, I fucking want that one!



(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:43, archived)
# i put it in the icon compo ages ago
but, to be fair, it's not very clear what it is.

_Ξ_
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:47, archived)
# how do you actually do them?
Is it only a main board thing?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:50, archived)
# They are simply gif images.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:52, archived)
# erm.. can't remember exactly
i think it was a 16x16 pixel drawing in photoshop with a transparent background.
i saved it as a .png file for some reason..

edit: oh i know why - because i use it as a favicon on a website somewhere.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:52, archived)
# heh, I thought you had to donate more
or hand-picked, fresh, ripe, marks and spencers b3tards were allowed them after a million posts.

/still a chicken nooblet
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:54, archived)
# There's no bribing the judges, here (probably)
There was an icon challenge a while back. It's probably still open?

/edit: www.b3ta.com/challenge/icon/
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:58, archived)
# cool stuff.
4am..verily, unto the bed did I cry, nonwithstanding some codiene.

g'nite b3ta
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:00, archived)
# G'nite sah!
(I wish you pleasant dreams on that shit! I've never had them!)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:05, archived)
# 15h x 13w
And it's probably better as gif, but I don't know it's a requirement.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:56, archived)
# fairy nuff
i might do some more soon. they're quite satisfying to make.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Yeah.
Working at that size, every pixel is important.

(though there's less than 200 pixels to worry with)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:59, archived)
# I thougt it was clear
(and on my tiny laptop screen, as well)

I entered the 'copter a bit back as well.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:50, archived)
#


Woof
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:23, archived)
# yyyyes
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 5:47, archived)
# petroglyph
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:21, archived)
# i likes that :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Cor!
that makes me thusty.
Braw!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Nice
woo
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Wetroglyph.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 4:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Goatse Chicken


Pleads mitigating circumstances of White Russian consumption.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:21, archived)
# not enough vaseline.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Better in my head
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:07, archived)
# OH JESUS GOD!
THE PUNNNNNNAAGGGEEEEE
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:09, archived)
# ha
daft
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:44, archived)
# ning
i like this. this gets a woo, and a yay, theres lots of thoughts in this - i like.

hooopla at silly o clock
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Hehehe : )
I love your little bug person.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:51, archived)
# lovely
as always
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:52, archived)
# is that daddy long legs

the csa are looking for him
[lovley piccy]
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:01, archived)
# I remember that!
/shudders
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:36, archived)
# that's good!!!!
I love it!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:02, archived)
# uuuu
makes me a bit uneasy, that

woo
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:09, archived)
# the flying style of the daddy long legs explained: pea from earlier


(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Very nce indeed!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:20, archived)
# Did y'all see Hugo the scary barber in last weeks mailout?
He ain't got nothing on the scary fucker that adorns the shop front of my local eatery

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Please note his classic supervillain pose.

Welcome to Cricklewood.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Haha
Thats class, buns of Evil you say?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:40, archived)
# I couldn't get a decent size/quality pic to load
I tried b3ta.cr3ation and photobucket and they always either came out massive or so pixelated you lost the true horror being presented. Even this image doesn't really do it justice.

I guess people are just going to have to come to Cricklewood and see it for themselves.

Also, do you like the filter I used? It's a magic combination of being drunk and taking the picture through a misted up night bus window while it's raining.

I might try and market it somehow.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:46, archived)
# he is obviously holding too invisible cabbages
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:06, archived)
# and grammatical pedants can get two fuck
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Gah I forgot to make more Hugo
Have a pea anyway
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:14, archived)
# skyence
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:26, archived)
# lollerz!
how wonderfully randomly woosome!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:28, archived)
# haha
piss on him good!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:31, archived)
# If
there's one thing worse than being pissed off, it's being pissed on. (although that may not be 100% correct for everybody who visits this place...
woo! to the strip btw...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:32, archived)
# hahaha
triffic!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
by the beard of Zeus!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:42, archived)
# What does an ass turtle do?
Is it an undesirable parasite, or a specially trained pet?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:44, archived)
#
its a poop that has overstayed its welcome
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Hmm, yes, I worked that out from an extensive glasscock search.
This one was informative.
www.b3ta.com/board/552360
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:59, archived)
# haha
1) make it vertical
2) size it to 280px wide
3) ...
4) profit!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:11, archived)
#


done, where's my socks?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 12:14, archived)
# RUN FORREST RUN!!!!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:18, archived)
# The leg division?
Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spigott. You are deficient in it — to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said ‘A lovely leg for the role.’ I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you. You fall down on your left.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:19, archived)
# haha
how oddly wonderful!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:21, archived)
#
www.epicure.demon.co.uk/alegtoofew.html

However, don't despair. After all, you score over a man with no legs at all. Should a legless man come in here demanding the role, I should have no hesitation in saying ‘Get out. Run away’.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:23, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:26, archived)
# he should try the 10 metre
drunken stagger

"why does that wall keep jumping at me?!"
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Have you been DRINKING??????
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.meeee tooooo!!! Long Live Corona!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:27, archived)
# drinking is nawty
so I wish I had been drinking

tho when the wall was attacking me I had been

ah, those memories :D
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)
# haha
ner ner na ner ner!
minor TJ: I made a song: Reagan Smash-Beat
my firstest ever attempt at making sumfing with sounds :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:30, archived)
# cactuseater...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:13, archived)
# I don't understand
are you being ironic?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Cor!
Rilly likes that :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 3:10, archived)
# sex face warlord
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:59, archived)
# *sexes in the face*
yep!

*belms*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:00, archived)
# he'll even thank you for it..
in the morning.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:01, archived)
# *Is instantly reminded of Vibrating Head Girl (VHG)*
lil' TJ: Where would be a good place to host an audio file so that I could share it with you lovely people?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:05, archived)
# maybe he's a relative
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:07, archived)
# *hopes*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Some kind of family get together?
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(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:11, archived)
# yay she's back
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Try this:
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:10, archived)
# I tried that
but it told me that you need this
thanks for trying though :)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Drunk and bored



What can I draws tonight??
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:58, archived)
# I thought that said
I wank a hug
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:59, archived)
# you say wank
i say want

same thing really...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:00, archived)
#
glad i'm not the only one
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# heheh
im sorry!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Naive otters.
Tragically naive ones.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Best reply EVAR!
*bums*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:01, archived)
# a guy with no arms and no legs series.
:D
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:01, archived)
# I'll take that into consideration.
What to do with him though...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:01, archived)
# King Tut. raping Danny DeVito
whilst in a small convertable car.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Oh noes!
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(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:15, archived)
# *hugs*
draw a fat chicken with a sad expression, which just realized the incubating eggs are breaking for her overweight

(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:01, archived)
# for seventh...

here's a davey havok that doesn't look like davey havok. ;D
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:41, archived)
# She just ate
a worm!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:45, archived)
# everytime I see some kid with a ring in his/her lip
I either want to rip it out or put some string through it and sew their mouths shut.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:45, archived)
# This ^
So this.

I always think it looks like they fell over head first in a box of metal rings.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:49, archived)
#
One of my friends has two, one each side.
What interesting thing would you do to him?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:50, archived)
# I'd take a screwdriver
and wedge it betwen the two.

Then I'd tie a rope to the screwdriver and tie the other end to a truck.

then I'd drive.

I'm just waiting for lip plates to become the rage.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:52, archived)
# String tied to each one....
...routed through a pulley system mounted atop his head, round the back, over the shoulder leading to a handle dangling on his chest.

Then I would tell him crap jokes and force him to smile.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:52, archived)
# hahahaha
yours is better. It's more "Hellraiser"
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:03, archived)
# The girlyfriend got a lip stud.
So I broke her nose*

*Read: got a bit sulky then had a cup of tea.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:50, archived)
#
Oh, they're sexy on girls/
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:22, archived)
# you meanie...
that's rude. and lip piercings are kinda cool, if worn correctly.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:50, archived)
# No, it's not rude
and they're rarely cool.

Your drawing however, as usual, is chufftastic!

edit: At what point do you stop being an individual for doing things like because EVERYONE has them?

This is what I find most intriguing about the recent surge in "alternative" culture and this emo shit. The ENTIRE IDEA of being punk, indie or otherwise alternative is your INDIVIDUALITY.

Unfortunately, because of crap bands and even crappier fashion, you all become the thing you're all so desperately trying to get away from.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Nahhh, this is rude.
/Drops pants.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:55, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!
*gets screwdriver and rope*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:56, archived)
# What gets me is all the kids today
wear the same hoodie tops, baseball caps, trainers and all the other shit. Because everybody else does.

I'm not going to rant too much.

Oops, already have.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:06, archived)
# tell us about how you used to go to work
go on, tell us!

:D
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:10, archived)
# When I was a lad.....
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:41, archived)
# not like the old days
when every man would wear a suit and tie every day.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:09, archived)
# I'm not that fucking old.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 2:38, archived)
# oh...
erm...thanks. and yea i guess i agree.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Some people just like being ringed and studded.
It's a thing.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:59, archived)
# i liked your thing
what with the trees and wolf and red riding hood. makes a great wallpaper.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Ooh, ta.
It's a bit too rectilinear, and the wolf is insufficently ravening. I'm going to do another version. (And scan it properly, that was a really bad spur-of-the moment photo.)
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:03, archived)
# well i like it
you should photo the tools you used to make it. would be interesting.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:06, archived)
# i see
no good with them myself. tend to get ink everywhere.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Ha, me too.
That seems to be how they function.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:11, archived)
# *searches*
that is rather nice
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Hooray, delayed approval.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:42, archived)
# worst frickin thing that happened to the entire scene
was the pop culturizing of the fashion and music.

I can't even step FOOT in a Hot Topic.

edit: Guaranteed if it WASN'T popular, people wouldn't want to be ringed and studded. What's going to happen to the 18 year-old kid with tattoo sleeves and piercings? Of which, there are ALOT of them.

He's just limited his career choices and his life, for fashion.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:02, archived)
# No, it's a kind of fetish, I think. Or often it is.
I think it looks a bit ugly, myself, except for earrings. Saying that makes me feel very hypocritical though. Clearly some people just feel nice within themselves and attracted to one another when stuck with various shiny things and permanently scribbled upon. Fair enough.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:10, archived)
# ah well
isn't that what most of us do

make an arse of so many things and bin our opportunities and potential for one reason or another

but yeah, the whole identical individual thing just makes me sigh with the ultimate insignificant emptyness of it all.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:13, archived)
#
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#
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(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:20, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:22, archived)
# ^___^
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Thrust
Best word on there.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:42, archived)
# aww!
hot topic is great!
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:15, archived)
# it's not quite as stupid as those studs that are supposed to look like Marylin Monroe moles
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 1:20, archived)
# i want one of theeese!!!
pleeeaassseee
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:47, archived)
# email me your picture.
i will draw it.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:47, archived)
# xD
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:55, archived)
# woot!
*happies*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 17:37, archived)
# the quo starring in an epic adventure of haunted of the house scary place
vector done by my mate, vectored quo done by me. no prizes though for finding them !!


oh and NIIIGHT
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:41, archived)
# eeep
it's like the beginning of some scary horror movie

and the quo just laugh throughout the endless bloodbath as the number of whiny college students dwindles
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:42, archived)
# A mighty woo!
Ah illustrator how I miss thee...

(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:42, archived)
# disaster looms on the horizon
nicely done
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:43, archived)
# oo!
*i like this*
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 0:43, archived)

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