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# Tesco value/prostitute joke
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Nicely Shopped
Woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# It's just the type of sauce pic that needs to be animated immediately

I suppose that's what they hunt them for anyway
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# you did a good job at cloning out the eyes and tongue
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Does a bear shit in the woods?
No he just dribbles out my cold spunk.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Faster!!!
FASTER!!!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# eh?

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEER
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# NOT FAST ENOUGH, BOYO!


Now that's what I'm talking about

Edit: damn ninja
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# no bears were anally raped in the making of this b3ta


...much
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# The vinegars?
.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Never one to miss an opportunity.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# /accesses easily
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# That bus is taking you straight to Hull.
I still laughed though.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Tower Ramparts FTW!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)
# camela, duchess of cornwall
camela, duchess of cornwall

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhh...


...menthol goodness.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# they both look like fucking camels.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Surely he'd be behind her
if they were.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I agree
HE's the camel-face type; she's more of a (w)horse face.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# she looks good in perls
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# she doesn't even look good in the dark
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Someone should photoshop this.
And change her face into a camel's head.

That would be funny.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# You are meant to shop images
Arf and a Harf
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# neha
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# all three of those people are me.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# ^would
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# why thank you.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# TWICE!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)
# SIDEWAYS!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)
# BY A HORSE!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)
# ON THE BLOB!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)
# quick and crappy

haha!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
click click click 50 points!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)
# pun pun pun pun
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# deary me
woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# did you do that on purpose?
those birds inside the ear.
they're waxwings.
look it up.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# let's pretend i did
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# -pretends you're a genius-
-hails you as next big thing-
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# i'm more of a sleet
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Haha!
punage
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# haha!
oh dEAR, oh dEAR, oh dEAR.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Spinaisk.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# pardon'?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
i really shouldn't laugh, but i am.

WOO!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# :D
i thought it was funny till i saw his wee face. poor chap.

i think it was decided a long time ago that i am on my way to hull, so i did it anyway!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# i think the poor lads fate was decided as soon as she slept with that mongy footballer.
poor little kid, he's just a poor case of bad breeding.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
We are all monkey leftovers.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# or perhaps
when she shoved a sackfull of coke down her nose throughout her pregnancy!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)
# That's a Leeds Postcode
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Birmingham
No?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Birmingham.
That is all.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# so what they doing living in Birmingham then?.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Living under my kitchen sink.
I get her out occasionally and milk her.

How the fuck should I know? I didn't make the picture.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)
# what crawled up your arse?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Key-rist!
Oh, the wrongness.

Having to try so very hard to stop myself from laughing, you bad, bad person you.

(Arf!)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# certainly looks faulty.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I like this!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Brilliant
I vote woo.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# poor lad
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)
# you sick b3tard you
time for a pearoast

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Aww the poor little sod!
Haha classic! See you in Rod Hull!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Went through China on my way to the shops, look what I saw!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Sheer brilliance.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# fab!
hahaha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Was it my Buddha
wot inspired this Woo?

'tis woo, n'all.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# No, just spotted that :)
It took me too long for that to be the case, not that you could tell by looking at it.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# lully
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Yay!
Beattie on his hols?

He's one sexy guy
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Not as sexy as he used to be, he's on 4.7!
He was 8 point something last time I saw him
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# only 4.7?
what travesty is this?

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# let's bomb it up to ten
I've done my bit
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# It's a scoreboard I'm trying to set up
scoreboards.hotornot.com/hotmemes

Edit: Please? don't let Smug guy remain on that score
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# B-man's got my 10
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha!
thats brillio!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I cast my votes
Beattie 10 Smug 0
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# hehahahah
and a few clicks on was this guy
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meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GZHSRQS
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love that
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# haha! again
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# haha
If you pull that face it'll stick like that
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# the odd thing is the tash is the models own
i've spent too much time here, i see a kid holding a tash and i think beatie.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# that is fucking incredible :D
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# yay
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(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# ...


(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Up the one way street eh
that costs extra.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I think there's going to be a fair amount of mileage in this subject isn't there?
You sick, sick, and very funny, people.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# haha!
Jolly nice.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# hehehehe
very good
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Epidlyosode #7
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# These are just fucking awesome.
Moar!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# this^
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# fantastic!
linkies to earlier?
edit: They're all fantastic
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# splendid!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# I love everything about this.
And some.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Nightmare Badger Of Truth
Is my absolute favourite. Moar!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# alrighty
looks like a fast forward version of civ
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# this is good
i like this allot
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
super hatstandedness
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick compo entry


Wallace and Gromit would be a bit shit.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Compost it!

Although it tells me you have when I see what I'm replying to.

Hello.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# And now
b3ta won't let me log in. Why is this?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# b3ta hates you
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# you seem pretty logged in to me!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# I have to keep logging in
every time I click "Reply".

Might have to fire up IE...

*shudder*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# maybe this:
there's a difference between being logged in at b3ta.com and www.b3ta.com and the ip number. Tried switching that yet?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# *Kisses*

Cheers.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's fantastic
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# The simplisticality is the woo
in this particular piece.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Thanking you
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# haahahha woo.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# The Dawkins is coming for you all!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Aaargh
Christofy him Jesus!



'ning
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# hahah
the power of christ compels you!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# hello hedgehog
this is an awkward word to type, hedgehog
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# who's that guy on the right?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# L Ron Hubbard
Mr. Xenu space religion scientology boy.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# never knew hubbard was a midget
well done
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# have my slightly improoved
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(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Stop making me think of Lalla Ward!
*furiously wanks*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# GETTEM, DAWKINS!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Woo!
delude that, you wankers!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# If they didn't make ridiculous exceptions in the highway code
we wouldn't have half the bother
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*tisk* talk about asking for trouble
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Hohoho
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Stop!
Hammer time!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Boredom doodles.


(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Woo
and a scribbly yay. *click*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Office Bear would be brilliant on Five.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# love the office bear
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# woo
top scribbles
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace! I think office bear needs his own animation.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# I'm eating them right now.
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(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# It was foretold in the doomsday cracker box selection.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# this isn't yours and it makes me sad because it makes me laugh
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# I did make it.
Based off a doodle I made in detention.

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# What were you
in detention for? And why wasn't the member of senior staff stopping you doodling?

/Is a teacher.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# In detention for failing to do any work.
And all I did for 2 hours was doodle and play tetris.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# well, at least you are consistent
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# i used to get in detention cos i fancied my spanish teacher.
i must have been crazy.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# depends
was he/she fit?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# seems like quite a harsh
punishment
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# I wouldn't mind clearing up the debris afterward.
Mmm. Lovely pic fella!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# It was a harsh punishment.
Here's what it looked like after. Sorry about the crap pic, I was short for images and photoshop keeps crashing.

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The factory got cheesed.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# *waits for the boat to Hull*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a striped, honey producing insect.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Llama eyebrows.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Llamas make honey?
Do alpacas make marmite?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Oooff!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Must be a joke about pro's somewhere.
Haha.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Oooff again!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# The Boat?
Where are you coming from, Amsterdam?

Woo to the pic :D
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# HMM
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# A comical headline refering to spouse abusing, held by an ex-president.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Well, (assuming we can take the married bit as read),
I have no idea what you are banging on about.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Eh?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# No real reason...


other than the bastards fired me
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Was it for replacing their logo with this one?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Haha
at least that would have been an acceptable reason
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Go on,
enlighten us as to why.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# they gave me some guff to "improve on"
for my month probabtion period. And apparently i hadnt made "enough of an improvement" despite other members of staff clearly saying otherwise.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# HMV positive?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# as good a reason as any
woo
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# I'll damn well Pea Roast mine, then!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# arf!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# best thing ever
hahahaha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# oh boy
I love that
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)

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