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What's blue and fucks old ladies?
*edit* see my profile if you're wondering
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24,
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Is that Funtastic Pony Majik?
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25,
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Is that FPM?No, It's you.
Woh! *Robust things* ASL?
/clammy
[EDIT: to be clear (and in case you are 15) I am joking, my heart belongs to another.]
(Woh! *Robust things* ASL?
/clammy
[EDIT: to be clear (and in case you are 15) I am joking, my heart belongs to another.]
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26,
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FPM? I missed somethingYes it's me!
EDIT: And I'm 19 and engaged to beast_with_two_backs, so no worries:P
(EDIT: And I'm 19 and engaged to beast_with_two_backs, so no worries:P
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:28,
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a lovely lady b3tanwww.b3ta.com/board/6889490
rediculously smart and pretty
(rediculously smart and pretty
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:30,
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32,
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that's truei'll find her and harrass her enough to let me visit her
maybe some of her cleverness will rub off
(maybe some of her cleverness will rub off
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:33,
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if there's any rubbing offwe'll need pictures
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:35,
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I'm here quite a bitand have longer hair lol
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:34,
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and i'd completely forgotten that i do know who you are!*belms*
i was going to send my congratulations when charlie's status changed on faceparty haha
(i was going to send my congratulations when charlie's status changed on faceparty haha
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40,
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hahafaceparty
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:41,
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i know.i joined on saturday.
i still havent found its purpose yet.
(i still havent found its purpose yet.
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43,
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is there so you can laugh at people who write likedis. Mi naymz Kabuya, me iz wel gud at fings, wid me mandem an me gurldem
!"*:'{3XxXxXxXIf Ya WaNnA TaLk, MsG Me, BuT No OvEr 21XxXxXxXxX:*"..\/\
FaNkS
/has faceparty account
(!"*:'{3XxXxXxXIf Ya WaNnA TaLk, MsG Me, BuT No OvEr 21XxXxXxXxX:*"..\/\
FaNkS
/has faceparty account
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47,
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LOLTechnology will be the death of romance....I'd forgotten that you know Charlie! Thank you lady *mwah*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43,
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trying to run back to me are youYOU FUCKING BASTID!!
(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32,
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oh dear oh dear
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32,
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that's quite a nice coatI'd wear it, and I'm not even gay
FACT
(FACT
GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26,
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It's not mineAnd it was yellow before I had a go at it, but yes it's not bad:P
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27,
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Of course you aren't, sweetie.(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:28,
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I'd turn gay for you(actually I probably wouldn't, but respect yo')
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29,
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There, seeEveyone's a LITTLE bit gay
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40,
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Kinky.Which merits a woo! at least.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26,
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you'd love to see me at your door step in a blue coatwith my lips slightly agape
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27,
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You know where I live?!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29,
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haha actually I wish I didso I could appear one day and buy you a beer or 4
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29,
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One o' these days.. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36,
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someone obviously doesn't like b3ta very much(
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27,
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WAAAH!Pop-ups is maek kittins cry.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:30,
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are you using firefox? i didn't see a single onepoint being, sikipedia.org is ri-goddamn-diculous.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32,
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Nah, stuck with IE at work. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:38,
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Hmm.They're each registered in different countries (one in Bangalore, the other in Vancouver) so I don't think it's anti-b3ta.
Just plain ol' squatting.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46,
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you have just providedwanking fodder for the whole of the night shift
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:30,
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If the thought of me raping old ladies floats your boatThen I'm glad to be of service
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:33,
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forcefully servicing old ladies?how do you work arround the wrinkles?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36,
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Oven tongsAnd plenty of Vaseline
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:39,
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You, my loveand me, when I'm feeling particularly saucy...
And thanks for the belated congratulations Kate :d
(And thanks for the belated congratulations Kate :d
beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates,
Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:21,
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What a super tie.[EDIT: I read that as Pete for a moment.
Good evening, lady]
(Good evening, lady]
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:22,
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Tits for a tennerand £20 for a f**k.
Seems very reasonable to me.
www.justgiving.com/imm
And check out our happening blog! *light glints from gold tooth*
(Seems very reasonable to me.
www.justgiving.com/imm
And check out our happening blog! *light glints from gold tooth*
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25,
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I'm not going anywhere with youYou're legless.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:22,
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wait a minute... this is just a broom closetwhy are you turning off the lights?
what?... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:22,
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There once was...
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
Ginger cunt.Stop picking on Mr Wimble.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17,
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fat hippyi wasn't picking on him
i was merely criticising him
(i was merely criticising him
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:18,
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You're just jealousbecause he's a grown-up, with a grown-up name.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:20,
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my name implies immaturitybut i'm secure enough not to go around changing it every five fucking minutes
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26,
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*makes image of if ear was a cunt, fucking it**compos appropriately*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19,
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*ponders the appropriateness of the last line of a poem being considered a joke**eats cereal*
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:21,
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I think in most limericks, it's basically a punchline. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24,
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I will buy a drawing board to go back to..thought limericks might have been considered jokes.
Will try again though!
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24,
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Will try again though!
i've mostly been watching heroes - so i made something silly and simple :o)(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15,
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ha hathat is ace
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17,
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that's spiffing, looks a bit like smoke or a long exposure with funky lightswooooo
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16,
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woocheers - its just something silly with brush and filter :)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17,
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I produce similar things from time to timebut Heroes doesn't do it for me.
( sinisterduck,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19,
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i've been watching iti like it!! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:20,
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is that that thing in biology class where you seperate your DNA and it comes up as long white strands? AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24,
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heehehedunno - but i wanna try that now :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25,
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I should stick to writing...
However, stick figures are somewhat safe to play with...
i am a massive cunt/M3Essential
:)
(:)
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15,
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Cor, this grapes my squildo.Don't know why - there's something about it though.
EDIT: In fact, you can have this:
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12,
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EDIT: In fact, you can have this:
Well no, but it took a while to load - so the hosting might be wobbly.It's not my server though...
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:18,
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I'm seeing a conversation, but I never see the woo on screen? LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24,
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Try a couple of refreshes - it happened on another one of my pics the other day for someone else...
Working in a coalminegoing down down down... erm la la la la la la
I love the cut of your jib.
(I love the cut of your jib.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12,
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Yay! He's mining dinosaur eggs M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13,
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A man walks into a pubAnd says to the barman "A pint of lager and a packet of
helicopter flavoured crisps please".
The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't do helicopter flavour".
The man replies "Ok then - I'll have
"
(helicopter flavoured crisps please".
The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't do helicopter flavour".
The man replies "Ok then - I'll have
"
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10,
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noi am laughing at the funny ones
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12,
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:) lose the joke, it's a nice image on its own
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12,
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You are a one man judge and juryAICMFP
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13,
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nojust talk as much as the next person.
My opinion is irrelevent.
(My opinion is irrelevent.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16,
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simply satisfying!woo yay!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13,
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so the manager says, "and what do you call this act of yours?" "and what do you call this act of yours?"
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02,
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Come on, someone had to.or did they?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:05,
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Yeah - pixellated enough to post directly, perhaps?edit: well, it's off the board now, so what the hell.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07,
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I would have thought so...I still wouldn't get it though *spangs self*
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08,
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I was wondering what the best way of doing that would bewoo!
(
Damien's Hearse,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03,
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Plenty of lubricant, rubber gloves, and a hose. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:04,
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I know, you bastard.but since I went and made a picture I thought I'd post it fuckin' anyway.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06,
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Especially since I now have image searches for lemonparty, tubgirl and goatse in my work server log.LOL.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09,
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yesi think its more of an audition than a joke though
/was just bein cheeky :)
(/was just bein cheeky :)
mr spoons,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17,
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Are you well?*wonders a little bit why everyone's started calling me squire*
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11,
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i'm well enough, i've got polos and tea.hurrah!
your good self?
(your good self?
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15,
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I'm grand...Polos and tea? What manner of outlandish fuckery is that? The polos will make your tea taste minty and odd!
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19,
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I'm going to whisper it......but I'm RISing like a RISy thing here.
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07,
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it's a long joke that a lot of stand up comedians tellbasically it involves someone going in to a casting office and describing an act that is as disgusting and offensive as possible and at the end the agent says, what is this act called and reply is "The Aristcrats".
The punchline isn't funny, it's all about the delivery
(The punchline isn't funny, it's all about the delivery
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09,
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the movie is fantasticand the DVD extras even moreso
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11,
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it bored meI think you can only be shocked to a certain level before it just becomes unfunny or you are simply decensitized.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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bahi liked it, and as i say,the extras are great
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16,
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The Only Time I've Heard Itis when me and my mates all got pished and tried to outdo each other at it, while playing cards.
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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I wondered why that link was blue after clicking the link up ^there^So I hovered over it
( davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12,
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if it hadn't taken so long to fucking previewi might have got a few more people
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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woo to that*closes imageready*
you git
(you git
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09,
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hehe wooI've started one too
( alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11,
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My first lemonparty picture.I'M SO PROUD.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25,
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Quick n dirty for teh compo
Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02,
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DamnWell yes and no. I mean could be. Ah forget it...
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06,
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sorry (but only slightly)
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:01,
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i shall join this train-wreck of a compo with this:
EDIT: Yup it's been done and is in fact still on the board - I am truly an arse. Sorry all...
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:57,
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IT'S STILL ON THE FUCKING BOARD! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:58,
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^THIS IN CAPS Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:59,
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Oh bloody hellit is late. And I am obviously an arse.
Have a bloody awful film poster to make up for it.
(Have a bloody awful film poster to make up for it.
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:59,
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You'll have to get up very early in the morning to out-pedant me! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02,
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Well that more than makes up for it.That is lovely.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12,
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hurrahI'm off to bed before I do any more damage...
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15,
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I put a whole 3 minutes effort in to this one!
It is a classic joke though
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55,
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That took you three minutes?It would take me about an hour, and it still wouldn't look that good...
/not at all envious of drawing skillzors blog
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:57,
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/not at all envious of drawing skillzors blog
I studied at the Rolf Harris and Tony Hart schoolof speed drawing
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:58,
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Ah, that explains it.Did you do the module on skidding around in your undercrackers to make a huge painting which you can only understand from a helicopter?
I think perhaps "skidding around in your undercrackers" was the worst possible choice of phrase I could have used there.
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:00,
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I think perhaps "skidding around in your undercrackers" was the worst possible choice of phrase I could have used there.
That's about two minutes thirty seconds more efforthan I've put into this compo so far.
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:58,
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Is There Any Way To Alter Thisso that it's someone from the dreaded /talk?
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:01,
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ha haI love this compo so far, but I recognise far too many bad jokes
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55,
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an indian says to a jewish manwhat times teh bus due?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:58,
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I was going to type"ah, I see we're using a wide definition of the word 'joke'",
but then I looked at my own post underneath and decided it wouldn't be wise.
Carry on.
(but then I looked at my own post underneath and decided it wouldn't be wise.
Carry on.
Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:00,
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*sees compo, posts, runs*
sorry
Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48,
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enlighten me...I've looked at the filename, I've googled..
I'm lost.
(,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:53,
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I'm lost.
she would be a great teacher if she learned to control her pupils
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48,
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definitelypfffft
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55,
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the worst bit about this compo, is the quality of image use
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:46,
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awwwwwwwww!b3tan to it!
I took it a bit more literally, though.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:00,
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