
and who knows ... probably won't win ... so I've converted one of my entries into a cute avitar ...

BTW, works best with Jeff Mills 'The Bells' from his Purpose Maker long player if you want to find a track for piggy to dance along with.
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BTW, works best with Jeff Mills 'The Bells' from his Purpose Maker long player if you want to find a track for piggy to dance along with.

Force Mass Motion - Take Me Higher
*edit* after posting that, he got in time! I'm guessing he's tapping his trotters at about 140bpm
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*edit* after posting that, he got in time! I'm guessing he's tapping his trotters at about 140bpm

...it was pants, but that's ok because I got it for 99p in an MVC sale

You wont catch me out that easily, you cad ;)
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i cant even think if MVC in exeter is still open.
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It seems to sync perfectly with everything.
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8k fact: 0.0375% of my posts have been front paged :(

you find you are really coming into yourself, or soemthing :D
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Hell leads the way to self sodomisation. I thought it would be the otherway round.
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are you still here?
are you following me?
if so, come closer.
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Fri 4 May 2007, 1:20,
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are you following me?
if so, come closer.

But, okay, I'll let you off this once
Congrats sir :)
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Congrats sir :)

the tits and ego to me?
It appears to be a running joke I missed.
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Fri 4 May 2007, 1:11,
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It appears to be a running joke I missed.

Some darstardly raffscalion was acting like a complete oaf to the lovely foof and jessie
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And thinks that's the best description to offend and catergorise me...but it tickled me ;)
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very strange! you've never seemed offensive to me..
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It's one of my general beliefs
That's not to say I don't have unfluffy moments, but it takes alot
I'm curious what I've done to that person to offend him so...but not curious enough to actually care ;)
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That's not to say I don't have unfluffy moments, but it takes alot
I'm curious what I've done to that person to offend him so...but not curious enough to actually care ;)

by not loving him
it's so..
tragic
oh well, gotta laugh innit :D
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it's so..
tragic
oh well, gotta laugh innit :D

I came here to see monocles in sherry and im not leaving until I do.
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duel, DUEL I say!
Not sure why ive come over all aristocratic tonight
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Not sure why ive come over all aristocratic tonight

You don't come over me without a permission slip, mister!
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could i persuade you with
money? /chortles some more
checks* Ah bollox its monopoly money
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money? /chortles some more
checks* Ah bollox its monopoly money

into the fireplace in a fit of rage
thus demonstrating that you is posh
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thus demonstrating that you is posh

and my many ex wives which are now perfectly preserved in my silverwear cabinet
/chortles to ones self
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/chortles to ones self

what a fine rakish cad you're making
you aren't called Hoodles D'Arcy are you?
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you aren't called Hoodles D'Arcy are you?

Still the port is rather good dont you think?
Its a rare 65' quite flavoursome if I do say so myself.
edit: My butler assures me it comes from a place in france called tess-kos, sounds delightfully charming
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Its a rare 65' quite flavoursome if I do say so myself.
edit: My butler assures me it comes from a place in france called tess-kos, sounds delightfully charming

how quaint!
Myself I've had cheap wine imported all the way from Iceland
:D
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Myself I've had cheap wine imported all the way from Iceland
:D

See a gyneacologist immediately ..you appear to have a bad case of teh nads!
Congratulations...WOOHOO
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Congratulations...WOOHOO

that's when it gets really confusing
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just to be sure
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comedy bears baring their brains
:D
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:D

also whats the black stuff coming from his feet :S
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... i get it now
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it doesn't have bird flu, honest you dirty slut.
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but arg.. mixed thoughts.... all.. arg.. talking.. like.... captain... kirk
*spluffs*
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*spluffs*

I'm just a mere man, a mere man with moobs and an ego :D
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just in case you are not sure she's got Sherbet Dabs......
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everyone would be so envious they wouldn't look at my tits or think about my ego
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:)
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there's more
if I order now I get a free throbbing plastic bucket
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if I order now I get a free throbbing plastic bucket

and he makes a bit of dosh as a wayne rooneylike
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from the people he beats the shit out of.
ok, that's just slander, but they're hardly the nicest bunch, although i'm sure the boxer's friendly
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ok, that's just slander, but they're hardly the nicest bunch, although i'm sure the boxer's friendly

NO wait, RED! no BROWN, SHIT! ARRRR RED! FUCK!
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tell him i said so!
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But i'd like to see it done by a pro... so to speak :)
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i am still so retarded with photosop. using it for years but in such a basic way. see if i scanned it in i'd have no idea of how to effectively extract the line drawing. i assume you colour on a layer behind it.
feel free to direct me to www.justfuckinggoogleit.com
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feel free to direct me to www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

it's just ink doodle scanned as a mono bitmap
yeah, I use layers underneath a copy of the original doodle
I convert it to colour and select colour range on the white to delete out any white
then I just use a bunch of layers, paint in what I want as whatever colour, then I do a layer on top of that for the black shading, and blur it a bit and fiddle with opacity for the layer, do the same with the white shading.. and then repeat until done, I'm a photoshop n00b I just use the basic features
there's probably a much more clever way to do it, but like, too much effort to learn how to do it properly and all that :D
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yeah, I use layers underneath a copy of the original doodle
I convert it to colour and select colour range on the white to delete out any white
then I just use a bunch of layers, paint in what I want as whatever colour, then I do a layer on top of that for the black shading, and blur it a bit and fiddle with opacity for the layer, do the same with the white shading.. and then repeat until done, I'm a photoshop n00b I just use the basic features
there's probably a much more clever way to do it, but like, too much effort to learn how to do it properly and all that :D

haha it's woo is that. You have all teh skillz.
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thanks, but then I see things other folks post on here and know I'm shit, that's why I stick to doodles :)
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no jessie is a girl - i'm not!!
edit : ahh i take it you dont like our jessie!
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edit : ahh i take it you dont like our jessie!

*downloads to phone as screen saver*
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so what does HE know eh?
Edit: Oh, and your mimsy.

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Edit: Oh, and your mimsy.


20-odd posts of utter minge-biscuit!
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:D
hahahaha
that's a fine word innit, there's no arguing with that one :D
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hahahaha
that's a fine word innit, there's no arguing with that one :D

I'm good thanks
Got a few stresses on the go, but essentially fine :)
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Got a few stresses on the go, but essentially fine :)

I've not made much recently, because I've been a bit lazy, but the stuff I do make sells like hot caykes
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i may have to purchase something soon - well if i ever get any money!!
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Amid all this nastiness I forgot to woo your lully woman with the great boobies.
So have this woo, put it behind your ear and smoke it later if you like :)

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So have this woo, put it behind your ear and smoke it later if you like :)


I made a flickr account to see this, and it was worth it!
Also, my flicker accoutn name is: i'm on your internet, admiring your pictures
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:46,
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Also, my flicker accoutn name is: i'm on your internet, admiring your pictures

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cayke!cayke!cayke!cayke!cayke!cayke!cayke!
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got increasingly more disappointing, then just petered into nothingness!
LIKE YOUR SEXLIFE!
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LIKE YOUR SEXLIFE!

I want to fistfuck you then dump my hot salty wad into you... then felch it out then BELGIAN kiss..
its like a french kiss... but with more phlegm !
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:26,
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its like a french kiss... but with more phlegm !

i respect your opinion and all that, and you may have some deep rooted hatred for that lovely lady,
but you're starting to sound like a bit of a muppet, so i'd quit whilst you were still vaguelly ahead:)
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:27,
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but you're starting to sound like a bit of a muppet, so i'd quit whilst you were still vaguelly ahead:)

the internet is the BEST place to have an argument... its not just for utter belmbaskets and internet fatties...
no no no... it is the TRUE intellectual's choice
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:31,
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no no no... it is the TRUE intellectual's choice

i didn't know Rob Manuel had a child..
this fucker thinks he OWNS b3ta... on public domain...

just not when the person you're arguing against struggles to even put a sentence together, let alone an arguement.
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:35,
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Come onto some other sado. That sado is clearly unavailable.
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:42,
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place your insults in the correct reply...
or I may have to wage internet war!!!!
INVADE B3TA! with GUNS!
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or I may have to wage internet war!!!!
INVADE B3TA! with GUNS!

by giving oxygen to a troll.
*smacks self around gob*
Leave him, I'll have yer.
*rushes round to the back of the bikesheds*

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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:26,
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*smacks self around gob*
Leave him, I'll have yer.
*rushes round to the back of the bikesheds*


like the great Jam Master Geordie says...
um.... erm... it was funny... whatever it was...
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:39,
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um.... erm... it was funny... whatever it was...

first you slag off a ladyboarder, now you're insulting all of us.
If you don't want to be here please go away.
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:37,
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If you don't want to be here please go away.

i go through phases...i have a nerdy weekend coming up, and that
put me back into the super hero mood.
how are the lemon?
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put me back into the super hero mood.
how are the lemon?

I take it Spiderman 3 will be playing a key role in the weekend nerdiness? Im off tomorrow night.
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followed by Free Comic Book day on saturday. *glee*
and i get paid!
*dances the happy dance of joy*
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and i get paid!
*dances the happy dance of joy*

:( i am afeared i am getting a sore mouse clicky arm...i think that
means i should go get some sun for a bit...be back later
for spidey goodness!
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means i should go get some sun for a bit...be back later
for spidey goodness!

and I believe I am fully aware now, thanks.

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Its good exersise and problem solving for you.
I EXERSISE YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND.
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:06,
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I EXERSISE YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND.

Thanks! :)
(3)
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(3)

This, after losing my small monies at poker has glee'd my evening/night up immensely
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I too have wasted most of my monies at games of chance this month.
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with a bunch of friends though, and also involved drinking of the alcohol and listening to the music
so it were pleasantly enjoyable though. It weren't so much chance as my hilariously inept judgement
of what constitutes "Good Cards"
Me : I'm holding two cards. One is a "Guess Who" card from 1988, the other is from a Doctor Who "Top Trumps" game. WHO CAN BEAT ME NOW!???
Them : We all can. Again. YET AGAIN, WE TROUNCE YOU! We also like the word "Trounce" and use it at any given opportunity
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so it were pleasantly enjoyable though. It weren't so much chance as my hilariously inept judgement
of what constitutes "Good Cards"
Me : I'm holding two cards. One is a "Guess Who" card from 1988, the other is from a Doctor Who "Top Trumps" game. WHO CAN BEAT ME NOW!???
Them : We all can. Again. YET AGAIN, WE TROUNCE YOU! We also like the word "Trounce" and use it at any given opportunity

who is told that the winner of poker is the one who can give away all his money the fastest.
2
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2

That is me. Yes that is that me
What happens at 8,000? Does the world end?
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What happens at 8,000? Does the world end?

But I lack a camera or such optical witchcraft devices.
I shall think of something.
Thats it now, the next ones the biggy
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I shall think of something.
Thats it now, the next ones the biggy

or mens in packs
I don't know where you can find mens in packs to feed it tho
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:23,
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I don't know where you can find mens in packs to feed it tho
![Challenge Entry: You're Having a Giraffe [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
To me he'll alwas be a
"Right n Wrong!"

(not exactly cockney but it rhymes...)
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"Right n Wrong!"

(not exactly cockney but it rhymes...)


Previously:
Nightcrawler, Dr. Doom, wallpapers, Silver Surfer, Green Lantern,
Colossus, Dark Phoenix, D.P. wall, Hellboy, Gambit, Venom, The Tick,
the Juggernaut, bitch!, Spaceghost, Thor, The Joker, The Flash,
Captain Vegetable, Magneto, The Hulk, Captain America, Storm,
Iron Man, Impulse, Harley Quinn, Shadowcat and Lockheed
aaaand...
website

Jeez Foof, give us a break, we can't all be that talented!

type "^this" if you agree!
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Thu 3 May 2007, 23:52,
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therefore I would bum you... but not give you a reach-around!
;)
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Thu 3 May 2007, 23:57,
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;)

you keep watching just for a shot of rude bits...
but it NEVER happens :(
*hates the internet*
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Thu 3 May 2007, 23:56,
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but it NEVER happens :(
*hates the internet*

NSFW*
*you may really regret clicking that, and it's definitely NSFW
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:00,
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*you may really regret clicking that, and it's definitely NSFW

are you being sarcastic, too?
cuz i like teh jessie... so everyone play nice!
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Thu 3 May 2007, 23:55,
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cuz i like teh jessie... so everyone play nice!

she needs to get a grip and just fuck off back to lala land
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Thu 3 May 2007, 23:58,
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You have got Jessie WRONG.
She is lully and she is one of the best B3tard wimmins.
So there.
*shakes fist again*

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She is lully and she is one of the best B3tard wimmins.
So there.
*shakes fist again*


it is sad when you lurk and use the few posts you have to be a meanie...:(
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:03,
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I think I remember you now
Play nice or don't press 'post this message'
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Fri 4 May 2007, 0:01,
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Play nice or don't press 'post this message'

I am loving this series by the way! keep it up!
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i was just working on him for the next one...
wait for it...my computer is being utter shite
and starts foaming at themouth zip drive
whenever i run flash and firefox at once...
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Thu 3 May 2007, 23:57,
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wait for it...my computer is being utter shite
and starts foaming at the
whenever i run flash and firefox at once...

i'm looking forward to it, also you should do the black/symbiote spidey costume (the real version, not the movie version!)
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