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from cezanne

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

ah, i knew he'd be unable to resist

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

compo?

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:18, archived)

poor Charlie

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:50, archived)

Silly Charlie! Madras is not nuts!

nice.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:53, archived)

just so long as he doesn't try to throw it at anyone!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:55, archived)

i take it,

it had the curry last night

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

Is it still fluffy tiem?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:40, archived)

AWWWWW!

Cutest. Thing. Ever!

/Comic Book Guy

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

is that them being rolled in breadcrumbs?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

My fluff gland is about to explode

That is so fluffeh!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

anus.

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d d, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:44, archived)

yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:45, archived)

and i've just made a 'toap' banner too!

but fluffy for words!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:46, archived)

Im sorry,

when i put text on a picture, everyone has a go at me...

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:47, archived)

It's all to do with

paying your dues
serving an apprenticeship.

TOAP isn't slated because it's just that, you will usually get complaints if the picture just isn't funny, clever or fluffy.
There have been many TOAP posts that have hit the front page.
Bennyhillslovechild has done many.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:52, archived)

but he does have an advantage

look who his dad is

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:53, archived)

Brownpants-VI?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:55, archived)

nooo

bennyhillslovechild

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:57, archived)

*spangs self*

Sorry, I could make an excuse and say "it's late" but the fact is, I'm a mong :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:00, archived)

so, this stuff about a b3ta clique,

there was nothing to it, right?

(i know what you meant really...)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:59, archived)

Of course regulars get more attention

and don't I know it. I'm first to admit that some of the shite I've posted has had undeservedly good responses.

A lot of people just leap straight in without first getting a feel for the place. I lurked for over a year before I dipped my toe in but blimey, I knew what it was about by then and what I could get away with.

You shouldn't worry on your part though, you're ok ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

for the record, i've not noticed any major cliquery

just a bit of 'benefit of the doubt' effect for the regulars sometimes, and that's understandable

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

chin up, lad

www.xkcd.com/c262.html

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:54, archived)

arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

because it is the refuge of the talentless.

When you have been around a while and made some good shit people don't mind it when you make some bad shit once in a while.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:57, archived)

But TOAP isn't necessarily bad shit

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:08, archived)

Cute-Related Head Explosion Imminent!

If this doesnt go into the "things that make you go ahhhh" section, i'll eat my shoe.

With Ketchup, of course

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

Have chips with that

/DTF
Edit: I really must do a DTF soon. It's long overdue.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:09, archived)

bindun?

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

Oooh cool

Why's his tablet upside down?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:40, archived)

i hope

he is going to draw the traditional image for the newly acquired wacom

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:40, archived)

thats

a good one!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:44, archived)

Good but...

were are the handy side buttons and touch bars that you will never use?

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:12, archived)

new old art

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

Oooh nicely done

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

thank yee =)

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

naked ladybum.

woo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

is vey nice

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

ooh

stylish

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

a version of that picture should be done

with her falling out of bed

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

you're just saying that so you can look at her tits

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

that's the great thing about Reubens, Dud

what's that Pete?
The way he gets the bottoms to follow you around the room

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

thats only because

it's in the middle and is usually the main focus

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:49, archived)

Braw

I'm off to watch TV and get my sweat on, night b3ta, maybe lurking again later on, depends on how much tea I drink. out of milk so probably not much

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

Now that is special!

brilliant.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

it's really not that special,

i've done better. but thank you anyway!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

seen this?

([email protected], Tue 29 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

renaissance scholar, my bottom

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

pffft

you said "bottom"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

so did you, you big pile of toss.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

zomg! he is lookig at teh pr0n!!11!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:35, archived)

jordan's autobiography is

not pr0n.
it's literature of the very highest merit

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

does it have pictures?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

i have no idea

though i wouldn't have thought she knew enough words to fill it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:46, archived)

if they are pictures

of her, then it is semi-pr0n

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:52, archived)

as in, the best it can do..

is give you a semi?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

yep,

and that only because you can only fit one tit per picture

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

Thanks to Kate for the source photo

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

Is it John Lennon?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

Yes*

*no

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

looks more like sean lennon

woo, though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

i was thinking chapman

edit: mark chapman is playing john lennon in chapter 27

no not that one

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

Jodie is that you?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

wow

that's mighty mighty good!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

This is

Mega*

*child of the 80's

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

Beware! Ugly Bloke!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

at least he's not as ugly as you!

oh...wait

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

So this is what it takes

to draw you out of the woodwork eh? Narccissist! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

I sent him the link

*guilts*

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

Then do some more.

We can never have enough Cheeky around the place.
darn, I was going to drag my old James painting out but I seem to have mislaid him.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:38, archived)

That picture is gorge-arse!

and so are you!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

It be the lovely James

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

ooh

hi verity, can i get a proper vector done please?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

Yes of course

send me a large, high resolution photo and I shall put it on my list.

Gaz or email (in profile) is fine :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

thanks m'lovely.

ps. how long is your list?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:31, archived)

Very short

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

WOO!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

Cheeky!

You know, I reckon that's the best you've ever done!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

it's very very good isn't it?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:30, archived)

It's bloody wonderful

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

Too kind!

*blushes*

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

Ooh lovely!

These are brilly fab!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

kate needs a shave

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

O RLY?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

My my...

...That Kate is a hairy one

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

oohh fancy,

tis very good

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:37, archived)

Krisper

Edit: Thank you for all the comments, what a lovely bunch...of coconuts.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

include the whole picture on the screen within the screen

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

too obvious

(she's looking at a painting)

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

or is it?

...ok probably

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

Not sure. But I do like the colours.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:19, archived)

well at least make the picture display on the board

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:19, archived)

Eh?

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

paste the entire image

onto the screen in the center.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:22, archived)

..no, no...that's far too obvious. I like it like this.

Thank you though.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:22, archived)

If you won't, I will

Sorry. Nice original pic by the way.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

Hhaha. I think you've proven my point.

Fanks.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

but she's looking at the painting on the screen

is she?
this is far too confusing

i'm definately going now

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

..or is she?..I dunno.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

that's why I always come fifteen minutes late in the movies

to skip the ads

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

This really is extremely mysterious

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:19, archived)

Oooh, thank you very much.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

Is that Alanis Morrisette?

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Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

No, I got it from getty images.

Her hair was just the right colour.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:22, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:32, archived)

Oooh, I like that. Except the pieces should not fall behind her head maybe.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

One piece is skillfully imbedded in her head

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:39, archived)

...ahha...oh deary

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:41, archived)

i don't geddit

what is it?

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

Not sure, but I like it.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

needs more cdc

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

ooh, nice

needs further recursion

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

No, no, no.....maybe...it's better like this.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

whoah

(Euan_Kerr, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:45, archived)

Oh my...that's lovely that is.

(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:47, archived)

That's no moon

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giraffen, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

Short on compo hummus.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

I can see your submarine

your cruiser and your aircraft carrier

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

filth!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

You sunk my battle ship.

I cheat, breaking the pieces up to form squares instead. That or pile them all on top of each other.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

bangin!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:16, archived)

i don't get it

maybe it's because i'm tired

and on that note, i bid you all a fond farewell

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

I'm tired too

Does it look like it's moving to you too then?

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

Mr Mondrian failed to patent his cube before Mr Rubik.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

who loves ya baby

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

haha

skew you!

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

oof!

i had to cheat

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

The Incredible Shrinking Woman (BBC2 now)

(eyes, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

Ris?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

see

B B C 2 now

(eyes, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

I don't bother watching TV much

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

what are you?

my programme scheduler? Why was I not informed of this? I'm watching south park. Am I in error? It's confusing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

It is bad -

at least they should have given her a box.

(Euan_Kerr, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Hahahahahah

Very goooooood

watching it

Edit: I want it to end. Old gray whistle test program wants to begin..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

TJ....

lo! I just came back from my holidays. I have burnt legs. /blog

(Northern Lovely, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Sounds nice

What did they taste like?

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Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

You are Jacob Dyer aicmfp

Did you go to France?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

Tenerife

I have burnt everywhere :( *rubs on aloe vera*

(Northern Lovely, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

now now,

don't you hurt yourself. Just invite me over and I'll sort out that lotion for you ;)

/lecher blog

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

what is all this

/blog malarkey??

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

oh, it's just a common expression

/b3ta member blog

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:19, archived)

ppft

it's an html tag / it means close or end of, so it's meaning in this context is end of blog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

yeah yeah

technicalities

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

ya gotta watch 'em

they'll bite you on the ass!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

saw the start of the show

and wondered if she was in a 'chair

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

just how did this child get into government?!

madness

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

Eva Gonzalez by Manet

www.nationalgallery.org.uk/cgi-bin/WebObjects.dll/CollectionPublisher.woa/wa/largeImage?workNumber=NG3259&collectionPublisherSection=work

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

Pun alert!

SPANG SPANG SPANG!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

will they tally me banana?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

but he will *points down*

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

daylight come

and me wan go home?

can you remember being forced to do calypso during music back at school, turned me racist that did.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Do you recognize that joint?

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

Ouch

and woo!

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Aenesis, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

quacking joke

cracking*

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

arf!

do the 'lectric bill!

zzzzAAAppp!!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

Ouch

I smiled.

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Jarf, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

excellnet for evading duckhunters!

Whooosh!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Is it fluffy time?

I almost took the whole litter home.

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

I iz

in love wif thiz kittun

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

text on a picture!

but is fwuffeh enuf tew mek mi melt.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:56, archived)

at least I animated it and made it interesting.

but they are soooo cute.

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

'lo draws!
Had a good long weekend?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

Not a long weekend for me mate

But it was interesting, Did I tell you about the time I woke up in a squat wearing a suit surrounded in candles? Oh wait that was Sunday morning.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

were you covered in petrol and had to decipher a code written on the walls

before you caught fire is a horrible burning death for our silver screen enjoyment?

Who's squat did you wake up in?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

Er no, but that would have made for a more interesting story I think.

We were at a cocktail party and the neighbours came over, so it ended up turning into a street party, then I go abouts the streets with a fella also called 'Dave' to go get electricity for his place. Walks through the streets, I nearly throw up on a 12 year old Chav and his Chavette wife, so we eventually get to the garage and buy fags, then walked back and get some other folks, bring over blankets and candles.
Sit in the place all night, I fall a sleep on the couch with some young thing and wake up the next morning surrounded by candles that we had lit the night before, ciggies and devils cocktails all over the joint, young thing missing. "piss" thinks I, but everything was still on my person, even my kidneys. Takes a leak in the bog and says my good byes and how we need to do it again sometime, you know what, I bloody ment it. Suits and random nights out for the win.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

i have this picture

on my mp3 player. I SHOW PEOPLE.

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

I'M FAMOUS!!!

Well now the cat is, DAMN YOU STUPID CAT!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

Calm doon Dave.

a few scrotes in the school playground does not make kitty a famous feline ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

gaz me a reminder

and i'll make sure i add a credit onto it

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

You are the guy who made the Squirrels with lightsabers pic

AICMFP

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

Nope, who was that again?

I remember him repoasting it recently and everyone saying how it was on google images like first pic. Turns out it was him on glassco.cx and everyone changed their tune. Praising as the internet god he truely was.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwww

*melts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

woop

WOOP

(AshTeamRacing, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

dat iz fwuffeh as fwuck!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

you should not handle

snake food like that or your snake is liable to bite you when handling. It's science.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

The 3 ages of chav

Klimt for the Heat generation

(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

Bigger!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:41, archived)

slightly bigger please

and add a couple more seams.

Thank you for your co-operation.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:41, archived)

So is Peter pregnant this time?

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AS, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:42, archived)

will be when I'm finished with him

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:47, archived)

*books appointment at Doctor's*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

surprise sex

for Mr Andre?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

after these last few times with horrible

I'd say it's hardly a surprise anymore

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:49, archived)

haha

is it in yet?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

he runs but he can't hide

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

with these seams, you are really spoiling us, guv'nah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

Careful, make sureyou wear protective gloves though

You could cut yourself pretty badly on those seams.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

oof!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

seams

I'm sorry. I'm new and a giant gay

(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

KLIMT!!!1!

lollz

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:51, archived)

NSFW because the FAQ and

because i finaly understand that the spirit of queen Victoria still lives on this board..
It's something nude and fat and funny:
img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vandaalsg6.jpg

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

hahahahahaha

you get a woo

edit: ~~woo~~

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

too big, too shit

too bad

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:40, archived)

all the while you were thinking

"is this safe for b3ta?" and you forgot the eternal question " actually is this just shit?"

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:42, archived)

this.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

Imageshack is shit

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:42, archived)

~~funny~~

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

I will

ignore you all,uppercunts!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:50, archived)

hooray!

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

what do you want me to say?

"Top Shop! you done good kid. let me have your babies!"?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

Yeah

something like that is very motivating..Just try it.

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:55, archived)

will you have my baby will?

he's doing my fucking head in ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

^this

times sideways eight

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:52, archived)

Hahaha

Pow, right in the kisser

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

Im gonna steal that, thats ace!

(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

It's not stealing

when i give it to you..

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

but its great and i was being serious!

(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

don't be deleting any more messages cock knocker. Figure out the rules. What will you do now you have fuck all to post on nuts? ( I emailed Zoo about you too, just in case )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

i didnt delete no messages?

(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

I replied to you earlier and it's gone.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

*bums with a pan handle*

www.b3ta.com/board/7235450

(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:08, archived)

You'll not placate me with a bumming

however. I look a cunt as it did not show up earlier, but the board hates me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

~~and funny~~

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:53, archived)

*pisses on your mind*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:54, archived)

Just cover all the bases

because i finaly understand that the spirit of queen Victoria still lives on this board..
It's something nude and fat and funny:
img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vandaalsg6.jpg

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

Are you

a queen too???

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

Yes.

I am the queen of France!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:59, archived)

m'lady

*curtseys*

Can I eat cake?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:07, archived)

Oh dear

TOAP and shite.

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Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:57, archived)

puerile toss

but i had to get it out of my brain

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

Hahaha

you tool :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

saw

what you did there.

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

I'm barely COPING with this pun

*groan*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

cuts both ways.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:36, archived)

excuse the crappness

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

he's a bit of a hack, isn't he?

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:36, archived)

i think he's probably hammered

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:39, archived)

thah

screw him then

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notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

aye, it's another nail in the coffin for this site

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:05, archived)

Pfffft!

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

Hehehe!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

OMG!!

you is teh haxxors!!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 22:35, archived)

(s)aw-some...

or spannertastic?

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rjmrjm, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:37, archived)

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

I like it though.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

I'd like to say

I 'saw' it coming, but thankfully it's not animated.

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Wed 30 May 2007, 0:12, archived)

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