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# Arse!
I just got my degree classification.

I'm now a BSc Nanoscience and Nanotechnology.



How chuffed am I?
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)
# GEEK JOKE!
Nooooooooo! *wishes she hadn't understood*

Congrats on your degree btw:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Ahh...
but she did...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)
# *cries so much her bottle-bottom glasses steam up*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:44, archived)
# steam from tears?
You, my dear, are full of piping hot tea
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)
# *dunks a biscuit in her face*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:21, archived)
# *loses erection*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)
#
#2: LOL, I've got plenty of them.
#1: Don't be so negative.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:44, archived)
# My joke is geekier than thine good sir
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:44, archived)
# *is quietly sick in a corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# You see because auxin is.....
oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Yeah,
it's a protein thing...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Was your course innundated with mork and mindy jokes
"Nanoo nanoo..."
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Umm...
No. But there was only one person on it...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# I did A level chemistry and physics alone
there's no room for us scientitians nowdays
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha.......
Thankyou thankyou thankyou sir......for saving me from the current compo.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Ooh! There's a compo!

I did this years ago but no one ever deserved it...

(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Was trying to pay you a complement.........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Thank you
Is pissed

is sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Apology accepted .......
I'm pissed too...... just out of interest why did you thing think I desrerved the insult..???
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)
# It wasn't pointed at you. Well, not intentionally.
I hadn't noticed there was a compo about errors.
When you pointed it out, I posted...
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Arr...!!!
We're both pissed then...!!!... meant what I said about your piccy though ..... it is tops and cheered me up no end .... great joke loved it......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I must have somehow been recalling your brilliance!
www.b3ta.com/board/7324243
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] USB 2.0
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# I am the
sandwich in your fridge that starts going mouldy only a day after you've bought it from the shop at the garage, frucking cheapskates only buy in
the lowest quality produce they can find it makes me sick to my stomach to think of the stuff they claim is "fresh"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# ...
This is of little relevance to my image, sir.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Only the bestbefore sticker is fresh.
Pealed off and foredated every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# I am the
bit at the end of my bed where the mattress curves towards the floor, making it impossible for me to stretch out and keep my feet warm at the same time it sickens me to think that the manufacturer could have done something about this but they were too cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# I am the tower around which you orbited I am not proud I am just taking orders I fall to the ground within hours of impact I HIT BACK WHEN HIT AND ATTACK WHEN ATTACKED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i am an accident waiting to happen, i'm laughing like mad while you strangle the captain
I should really listen to more of the Dresden Dolls.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Comfort hasn't failed to follow so far.
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I want to sex you in the butt
like... what you poop through.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# have a woo from me
Seeing as Mrs Meat's PC only has USB 1.1, i feel your pain :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:46, archived)
# Oh, yes...
If I could vote a dozen times for this, I would. As XP's "helpful little messages" go, this one pisses me off more than all the others.
(philbo baggins, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes!
Why, oh, why isn't it clever enough to work that out?

Bloody stupid American rubbish.
(Wonkey.Donkey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Quite
Mrs Lolwhites' laptop does this every time.
(lolwhites, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] may be the truth
behind error logs
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Rahm rahm rahm rahm!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)
# JUMP JUMP
*presses button furiously* egad theyve painted a fake button , i feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Jump around!
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!
Jump up, Jump up and Get Down!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Hmmm...

Hmmmm...
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# mmm..
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)
# cheeese!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# eat it!
with sporks. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# kiss it
KISS IT!
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# FREAKIN AWWSUM!
*gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# charlie!
the bubble gum monster from the boosh!

either that, or it is the Funk, in a box
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
I think it wants me to eat it.

"May I urge you to try my liver, it must be very rich and tender by now.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# haha
awwww thats great, how did you do it? why does it for some reason remind me of creature comforts?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)
# The teeth are a bit Aardman-y, aren't they..
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Smiley blobely WTF goodness!
Have many Woos, a YaY and some Hooplas :D

I thought I'd posted this earlier, but science tells me I am wrong :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Short and Sweet


I have dial-up and most pictures end up like this
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)
# dial-up ay.....
*looks around for impossibly huge picture*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I thought
dial up was banned under the recent European human rights legistration.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# bahhahhahahh!
 
having run a 486 on the internets, I feel your pain.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It might as well say this.
(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
# DULL
(midnight rapist tocajamón, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# *shudders*
 
I hate Windows architecture and its posse of .DLLs so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
# I want the twenty seconds it took me to read that back
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# relooooooo
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# The fire breathing goat...
looks so friendly.

*pat pat*
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Yay!
That's a lully thing to see before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Nothing on TV...
...so I did this.

1024 x 768 - 124K
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# if i knew what it was it wouldn't amuse me as much.
woo.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# that am pwetty,
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# nice
much better than the crap on tv these days
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)
# I like that
but it needs more error message
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Another text on a picture I'm afraid
and fairly bad taste too...


New plugin I hear...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Hot asian ladyboys are nothing to be ashamed of.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Certainly not!
err..I guess...

Is it just me or is the site being a bit fooked this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# lot fooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Thought so
wish I'd waited until tomorrow now...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] pee-own
(songsforeveryone, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACES
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# that's a big un

tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# well, last week's winner was almost as tall
and it does say 400kb limit on the uploader, so I say fair game to all and sundry.

*fears the naughty step*
(songsforeveryone, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# piss poor excuse ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)
# The board was spacked to fuck
but now seems alright again, so I've optimized it a tad.
(songsforeveryone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)
# haha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Ally Sheedy
Woo. And yay. And hoopla.
(rogerzilla, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# So anyway...



A rare post from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# armageddon
:)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# lemmiwinks!
(I helped save b3ta! TheDiscoKing is the train station, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Forgot my account details for here till today...
God Bless Matt Bianco.
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Hello
you appear to have forgotten an image?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# More than i can bear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# how much can you bear?
(gianthead, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# at least 8 inches
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Pfft!
Amateur:P
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:22, archived)
# it was a Matt Bianco song.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# That will be £1.image
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# your password
is half a minute AICMFP ( or you are a simple and it's matt bianco )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# A first chance to use this...
YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Changed place is Ealing
AICMFP
/Lived in Uxbridge blog
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Newb
(Staffs Giraffe, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Hello n00b
is this the truth though?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Hello you slaaag!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# MEATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# LITTLE MAN, MADE OF MEAT.
TRIED TO GET ME IN MY SLEEP.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# IT'S NOT THE WORST I'VE LOOKED,
IT'S JUST THE MOST I'VE EVER CARED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# WE'RE THE MEATMEN AND WE'RE NOT TOOLING FOR ANUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I AINT NO GOD DAMN SONOFABITCH
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Reverts to type...
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Haha!
God job he's got the force then!!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# you'd have thought
the rebel alliance'd build their own pcs, i mean they can build space craft ffs. who the hell buys a dell
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Just as stormtroopers didn't plumb in toilets in the death star...
...rebels didn't build space craft. The incom corporation...apparently! News to me too.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/T-65_X-wing_starfighter

(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# WCs were not totally unknown:
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Toilet

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Wookieepedia!
 
Sweeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodnight everyone...

(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Is this a confession?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# someone's
gunning for a fP
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Heh.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Bastard!!!
HYAIHAW-BWTAP is some of my best work,
I spent hours on all that animated spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun....

(jidler changed his name on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# aww, computer wants attention :)
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Raudulfr, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I really like that!
Made me titter in a disturbingly high-pitched way
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)

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