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# Helloes!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)
# lol he is a bee.
Woo
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Bee-jebus
that be roight grande
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# TOAB!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# You make Jesus-Bee cry :(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I give you Henry Winkler...
covered in text?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I cannot brain today.
I have the dumb.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Beeeee-youtiful
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# BEES!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I have said it before and I will say it again:
Bees are the new magnets.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I'm not sure I like fucking shitty bees as much though
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Pffft.
Dont knock it before you try it.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*discovers she can turn her face round 360 degrees*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Thank god it's Friday
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# What's that you say hypnotic swirly things?
I couldn't possibly do that! Who'd clean up all the mess?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# *stares*
woos!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Yay for Fridays!
:)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Story Of Grumplestiltskin!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# It's true because it's funny
Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# ERRORORRE
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# hehehe.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] R2D2 was indeed a feisty one..
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Well............
*clickety click!*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Ha ha you made me spit out some scotch egg
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Naughty little scamp!
Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
#
nice tag
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Hehehe He is a bad mofo!
(, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ERROR: Your post does not contain an image
Abort, Retry or Fail?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# you are error
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# FUCK OFF CUNTWANKER
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# thats abit...
harsh.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# >Abort
Warning: This coathanger does not have signed drivers. Use of these drivers may lead to the corruption of vial components. Continue?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Continue
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Halted: Not enough gin.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
#

edit : i take that fail back - the FP in your profile wins this compo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# i hate linux
^^
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Fail.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Arrgh no wtf r u doing?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
#
please stop the FAIL stuff
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# *Converts to anti-fail way of life*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# ahaha!
Dont.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Argh!
What do I do? WHAT DO I DO!?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Join us!
Jooooiiin uuuss!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# FAIL!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# You live here
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I like that
At least it's not another fecking TOAP
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:32, archived)
# heh
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# ^this
I likey
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Might as well make it three for three before I go out.!
YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# yeesh
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# ha ha fritz
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# TOAB!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# see
i don't know what that means so is it good or bad?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Text on a bomb
it's a play on TOAP (text on a picture)

it means 'you're* lazy'

*i'm
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# christ
sorry didn't realise that lazyness was banned, its only a 2 second joke
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# i'm not being a board nazi! noo i'm just answering your question
i know what you mean, you have an idea - you want to get it out as fast as you can or it'll drive you mad.

but it kicks up a bit of fuss sometimes.

at least this has humour
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# i wasn't
having a go, i just started doing this yesterday and all i've got is abuse.


:-(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# yep, that's b3ta
we ALL go through it

it's like a rite of passage or something.

don't sweat it - fight back with jokes and good shopped pics (i can barely do either btw)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# no it's like a rule now
either you're a loner with nothing else to care for but the b3ta 'rules' or you are the abused
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Not everybody.
You got it because you kept posting rubbish. Remember?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I never got it
But I assumed it was because I'm a girl
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# b3ta is founded on abuse
Abuse and kittens. Its ok once you figure the balance.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# awww sorry. It's all in jest
at least from me. Please always keep that in mind.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I like it d00d : )
The board Nazis get bored every few months and find something new to have a problem with. Currently it's text on a picture. If it's funny go ahead. Fuck 'em ; )
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Oh christ.!
Has someone been fiddling with the qualityometer tonight.?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# oops! sorry!
*turns it back up*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# You could use the Image Filter
but don't go overboard.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Hahahaha "anything by baldmonkey" hahahaha
This is woo.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# i love you
damn nazis!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# That man's hat looks like a frog with big lips.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Ba-ding-ding-ding-ding
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Howay!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Arf!
Not as poetic as the war tales would have us believe
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I want a Fuck You Bomb
*goes on eBay*







*is winnar*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Thanks to somebody or other for the source
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# >:3 - JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# rules 1 and 2
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# somebody or other?


*cancels membership to Pachey club*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Ha ha
Thank you M3Essential for the source.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Not to sound rude or anything.
but, maybe you should quit these while you're ahead.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# How Rude!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# oh, fine!
*puts away cock*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# That does sound rude
What's your point?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# This one isnt as funny as your last few?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# How Rude!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# i tell it how it is.
I prefared the last few. they were great.
edit : i like this one, just they were better.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# It's alright, I needed an excuse to quit anyway
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# How very rude!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I've never found them funny tbh
I only do them cos other people seem to find them amusing.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# i love them
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# They're the sort of thing that should be made.
Context would make them work better.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# That sounds a bit rude
"quit" ... sounds a bit like "sh.."

/blackadder blog
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# ow!
i was drinking lemonade and it ended up in my nose thanks to you

painful fizzy snot!

(that IS a compliment)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Splendid.
You, my dear, win.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry]


best in ie
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# "best in ie"
as a recent convertee, who had to use IE at work today

LIES
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# haha
seriously though... it's better paced in ie
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# then slow it down,
also i prefer the fast removal
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# massive geek
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# OH
NOW I know what went wrong *spangs*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry]


I'll just hide this here...
(, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Yeah, like Death'd take Maddie there....

slight update of an oldie...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Ohhh maddie
In an exam today I wrote on the desk


"I have maddie, give me an A and I won't rape her.








anymore"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# It had to be done
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Subtle but tres woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I Yam what I yam!
/popeye

woot!~
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# poPi?


(this was sitting unused in my folder for years... All bandwagons are shit.)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
That took me a while.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# oh woo to you :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I'm pink
therefore I'm spam.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# RIS?
.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Its obvious.
Descartes was a Catholic, not a Protestant!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# This started out as an exercise for a training course.

But I have a very short attention span.

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# That's lully!
Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I like this.
I've tried stuff like this before but it always turns out rubbish.
Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# meh


edit: uploaded bigger
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# *squints*
text on a helicopter.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# nice sig
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# ...
bugger this. i'm taking off til the night shift.
i bid you all adieu.

*woosh*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# That's the best way to land them.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Hah!
Take that, Edmonds!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# ^this
Deal or no Deal chopper cuntybolacks
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# there should be all sorts of this on the internet.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# yay for using other website's memes and phrases years later
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# optimise please
you have failed
below 50kb please
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ....they make it harder for robots
to have anal sex


Hope this isn't too big and is deemed SFW
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# heh heh
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# haha
that is WOO
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I think this is jolly outstanding
It is SFW for me, but perhaps not for others.

Its all subjective you see
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hmm...
better link it just in case, eh.

it shows nips and stuff.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# ORANGE NIPPLES!
Are you crazy man!?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I bet they taste of lemon.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# hmmm
lemon curd!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# jaffa cakes
...
not nipples

And therefore SFW


..ish
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Hurrah
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Haha!
I wonder if you have to clean the print heads first?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Robotic, robotic
put your hands all over my body


That is most woo.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Time for some erotic movements
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# *thrusts*
*grinds*
*collects dollar bills*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# *thows money*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# *throws 1 pound notes*
/lives in Scotland where they still exist blog
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# tommy v de niro
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# For fuck sake
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Html is your friend.
also: TOAP!

(you still haven't got the hang of it have you?)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# arf
now that is funny

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# My fucking god! two in a row...and it's not even tuesday!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# with apologies to wheelybird
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# + the person whose work I've knocked off the bottom
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# being wheelybird
hence the apology
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# if someone is willing to check to the bottom of the board to look at pics
they are probably the sort that will check the previous page
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# FAIL
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# ooer...i've not used this in a while!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# a links board you say
there for a reason you say?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# *spang*
^_^
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Second fail of the evening already.!!!
YOU LOVE IT.!!!

'Ning all.!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# FAIL does not belong on b3ta
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Is it anywhere near Ilford?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhh now..
back to bed young man.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
#
Posting a link? Consider using the links board.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I did
I chose not to
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# You've got the link wrong, fool!
Put some effort in to your trolling! :D

edit: That's a lovely video, mind. *melts*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# twerks for me!
but I shall add http-ness for your trolled pleasure
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# nono, there's no .com after youtube.
Which my browser cannot compute
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# it works for me
youtube as an internets keyword
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Jack Sparrow: he's a drunk, and everybody loves him.


but what if he were a fat drunk? what then?

FATTIES NEED LOVIN, TOO!


previously:
Pinter and Rags
Davy Jones and Tia Dalma,
J.O.D. vs Bucket
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)
# He's not so sexy anymore
*unloves*
How are you young 'un?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Pfffft youngun?
how old are you, sirrah? ^_-

good...getting ready to hop in the shower. so if i don't reply, don't be sad!

i have to get ready for my cousin's bridal shower
*grumble*
*doesn't want to go*


yourself?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I am all of the Ace
I've always wondered what it would be like to be showered in brides.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# heehee
nekkid ones?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# that would be better I suppose
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# hmm...
*ponders*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Ha ha
Look at my spam. :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] the redex bites back
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)

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