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Don't have time for a full length smoke?

Boss moaning about the time you spend outside?
Just want to cut down?

You need MINI-RIZLA!

Approx 3/4 the length of a normal Rizla.

Inspired by the amount of time I spent tonight outside the pub, not wanting to smoke a whole roll-up in one go.

I'll put the template on my site soon.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)

Genius, but at the same time

so silly :p

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

that is what i do.

if you could read the text, it would say
"the art of having a crafty smoke when th boss isn't looking"

oops....
laptop #2, which is my stereo/dvd player/pretty much whole entertainment unit has been playing up the last ten mins. i think its possibly due the craft knife that bounced off the dartboard and stuck in the power cable.... d'oh!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)

DON'T TOUCH IT!!!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)

plastic handle.....

swapped power cables... i can noew get back to listening to The Wall. and its all Oneofsome's fault for the title on this post: www.b3ta.com/board/7384560

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)

brilliant!

i dug that out yesterday just to listen to 'is there anybody out there' and its been on ever since
except for the time i had to listen to Baby Snakes!
nice rolly papers btw!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)

Is it on cr3ation?

thats my new jukebox

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)

couldnt be sure

i have it on cd

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)

I'll check next time I'm in a music mood

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)

sadly,

i have just strummed along to Comf Numb on the uke.
it just seems so wrong.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)

is there.....

anybody in there?
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)

see

if you can find the sisters of mercy live version
of comf numb / some kind of stranger

its most excellent, i assure you.

edit... on to The Final Cut now... getting bored with it already.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:17, archived)

will keep an eye out....

i loved the final cut!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)

getting in to it now........

bit of a shift from the wall though.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)

i think that is what

makes it good! It was nothing like the wall!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)

I liked this one better.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)

pffttt...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)

there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right ...

edit: this isnt me, it's some geezer what posted his shaving habits on yoobtube

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OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)

"alcohols soft middle age....."

i'm off sleeping before anything more disturbing appears.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)

Can you do silvers?

Its pretty ingenious

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)

i;ll bosh the template up tomorrow sometime when i'm sober enough

its up to you to trim the rizlas to the right size and insert them into the box though.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)

*thumbs up*

I probably wouldnt actually make them, but they might come in handy for days when i need to cut down.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)

final version will probably not have rizla on it.

maybe the b3ta logo?

i'm already doing some for my local boozer with their name on them.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:24, archived)

I solved petehix's maze with the eraser button!!11!!1!

and yes. I can do that around corners.

(hazbro has no marbles since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)

The girls seem exited at your result.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)

THE SPICE MUST FLOW !

or something

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OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)

i'm going to do this now

Click for bigger (391KB)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

That's alot of kb for 5 colours

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)

i have

a very plain bedroom ;)

nighty night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)

room.

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jabberpook, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)

I want that wallpaper

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)

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tweaknik, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)

House is keen, but the pencil is ace.

Woo for the dead-haha-ghost.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)

Oooh!

Will there be a velociraptor one soon?

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)

how about a t-rex?

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tweaknik, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

RAWR I will gladly donate to recieve that

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

Me as well!

I < 3 dinos!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)

is there a name for that?

like furries? Scalies?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)

I love dinos, but platonically

I'm constantly preparing for Velociraptor attacks though.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)

I'm always preparing for Zombie Attacks

I want to make a Shaun of the dead type Zombie film

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

OOO I want one!!!!!

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Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

is the middle one....

a dead ghost from pacman?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)

Morrissey and his little tongue. LoL.

Site Much?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)

*lobs hearing aid*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)

i feel this is the best thing you have done that I've seen

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)

Well, thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)

He's so emo

and your hat is skewif.

is that how you spell skewif?

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)

The original emo.

And I love him for it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)

He was the emogenesis.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)

Either him

or Shakespeare.

;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)

ROTOMOZZASCOPE!!!

Haha, excellent. What's he saying?

I just noticed he blinks :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)

Yea, and the still of the blinking frame

was really funny, cos he had his tongue out and he looked all pleased with himself. Heheh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)

wooo!

more animationings ples
asee!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)

He's coming on to me

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)

Yes, he is.

He likes you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)

nice one....

Somebody's out there, Somebody's waiting
Somebody's trying to tell me something
Somebody's trying to talk to me...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)

Eloo there. And how are you, good sir?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)

i just woke up

having wasted almost half my day i figured i should do something constructive....
but i logged onto b3ta instead - all the means to attract and distract!
And how does this time of the day find your good self?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)

Reading

A Clockwork Orange, viddying a bit of telly, slooshying some music, being over heated for lack of A/C.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)

nice read....

lack of A/C - come over here - its freezing - i have to chop some wood soon its that cold!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)

He has a ring on his left hand...

...just hope he doesn't turn round...

also agree that "site much?" is fucking annoying.

apart from that, woo :)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)

Why not turn around?

Also, I am sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)

you have been on b3ta long enough to know

the significance of a ring on a man's left hand...

...especially when he is not facing the camera...

at least I think it's the left hand - I'm not going to go and check

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)

everybody sleeping ?

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)

Otherside of the planet.

ie. no.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)

alien !

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

BEWARE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

Speciest!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)

not with you

making all that noise

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)

Sleep is for the weak.

*trembles*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

trembling is for the weak

*winces*

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

wincing is for the weak

*parps*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)

parping is for the strong!

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Mousing, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)

nope

I got an appointment at the dole office tomorrow at 9, so staying awake to look suitable bum like

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)

don't forget

to steal a tramp's vest on the way there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)

I'll rub myself down with a piss soaked towel

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)

add a bit

of stella for that stale beer smell and you're laughing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)

top tips

I'll have my own council flat before you know it. Fuck this 'work' malarky

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)

i'm not allowed to work

i'm uninsurable, apparently...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)

my body parts

have plotted against me from an early age, kind of like a "how not to do it" of human perfection

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)

oh reet

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)

it's quite fun, really

i can hammer a nail into my foot and not feel it, plus i can keep one eye still and make the other roll up into my skull so i look like a half-zombie. great for scaring the kids!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)

dear shitting christ

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)

that's

just for starters!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)

Oh my dear friend!

We are each of us perfect and complete in our own way!

Well, except you, obviously.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)

it's my lack of perfection

that makes me so perfect. that and the fact that i look like a pink snowman with huge boobs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)

Now we need a picture

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)

you'll have to ask

rollingcabbage, he's got some pics of me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)

What are the chances of my logging on

and not seeing yet another picture of your face?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)

this

In the form of a request

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)

I may have to plan my visits accordingly

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)

terrible sorry that my face offends

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)

Any face would, eventually

if it seems to appear on every page.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)

I understand

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)

careful!

you're moving the moves

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)

MOVE!

(__, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)

I like this silly stickman

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Mousing, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)

There's two other episodes

Go to the popular page, I think you'll find the other two adventures there. IN A HREF LINK HTML FORMAT!!

(__, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)

well aren't you the popular one

they're all fab, btw

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Mousing, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)

There's a lesson for us all there

I enjoyed that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)

].ahahaaahahhahahaaaa']]\

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)

hahaaa!!!

you dont know where i live

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)

are you

on channel 4 right now?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)

no i am on teh b3tas

do pay attention.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)

ah, sorry

the film version lacks that essential first e

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)

yay!

who is first?
*picks up stabby knife*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)

Sleeping? at this time of day?

It's only 2:22, still plenty of time to go yet.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)

I am now

g'night y'all

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)

Haven't posted here in over half a year...

I made these pictures to remind a few friends, but I figured you guys might like them too...

(translation: one dimensional: Line-formed Cutlery, two dimensional: Flat Cutlery, three dimensional: Spatial Cutlery, four dimensional: Time Cutlery. It's also a pun in Dutch but I couldn't think of way to translate it :/)

(Cruising Capacity, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

hurrah

for the eating utensils of time!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)

^this and runcinated spoon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)

Doctah Evil, may I paint hish yoo-hoo gold?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)

how about no

you crazy dutch bastard ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

chronospooooon!

I commend your multi-dimensional utensil drawing!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)

i'm scared

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)

fleugen de spergen wergen?

/fluent in dutch

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

I take it

you learnt Dutch the same way mRee did?

Also, woo yay 25th post

I can't animate with Paint :(

(Cruising Capacity, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)

If you don't mind I think I will shake my monitor

the animation is much better that way!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)

hypersporks!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)

badnagwon?

i know they all shit but

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)

huzzah!

the buck frame needs to stay up longer i think.

my tired/drunk eyes took about 5 iterations to read it.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)

edit:reedit:small looks better in this case.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)

... and they brought us along, as a surrogate band ..

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OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)

Now you can skip queues

and nobody will say anything because they'll think you're terminally ill! :D

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

ooh that reminds me of a QOTW answer

I'll need to find it now, wasn't me, was someone else. funny as hell.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

Hmmm

it could actually have been me, but I don't know if I posted the story or not...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

we're gonna find out where you fans really stand!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

after editing out anything i could get shouted at for....

who let all this riff-raff into the room?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

There's one smoking a joint!

And another with spots!

If I had my way...

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Rincewind, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)

oh lully

but one of them looks a lil "special" if you know what i mean

im going to hell aint i?

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

Haven't you figured it out yet?

This IS hell.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)

needs more

brimstone

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)

Possibly...

I never really figured out what brimstone was.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

it's stone

that's on the brim...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)

some of you need hair

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)

about 4k over, sorry. couldn't shrink it anymore....

ginormous click

an idea stuck in my head since this morning when some idiot from Norwich couldn't remember if he had to go to Nantwich or Northwich (pronouced as Nantich and Northich, respectively). Feckin Anglian hillbillies.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

Under-rated

Nice job.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:26, archived)

Mr BazMonkey

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

bottom-spankingly

tastic!

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rosey, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

*spanks bottom*

thanks

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

that's just a picture of you

but you went wrong

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

ha ha

I know, just like all the others, I'm just moulding my face to look like other b3tans

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

nice :)

loving the personality that comes through :) which art app do you use mate?

I'm sounding like tony hart now... bumfludgens!

(Mr_Squiffy mostly I'm farting in a bag to give to the needy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

just layers and polygonal lasso in Tattyshop

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

Hooray for polygonal lasso!

Best of all the lumpy selection tools!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)

I'm back from the caribbean!

Its cold here.

have a pic!

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

Coo, thats shiny

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

oooh

lubberly colours

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

thankee

sir

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

Lovely stuff...

Very vibant....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

mmmm

I think you got some colours wrong, but very nice!

and have this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

*vomits*

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rosey, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

my work here is done

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

Yay, wobbly cdc carpet

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

the shining

or something

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)

That is

like a big lickable sweety :D

Woo

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

Dear ir,

I am writing to formally thank you for your compliment.
Yours faithfully

Giftedweasel.

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

nice

whatever planet its from :)

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OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

i think he fancies you...

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rosey, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

Can you hook us up?

I'm all a-fluster.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

oh dear

oh dear oh dear

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

The higher standard ones are always cunts though

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

you're obssessed

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

I can't help it.

It plagues my dreams at night.

Like a big...cunt.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

eloquently

put
:)

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rosey, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

Hahaha, thankyou :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

Hehe......

One for the ladies me thinks .....his tounge never tires..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

now i can sleep safely tonight

good night

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

Cor!

He's nice!
Woo!

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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

This is the mental image I get when I don't want to aroused...

I'm dreading the day that newsnight becomes like pornography to me :X

(Mr_Squiffy mostly I'm farting in a bag to give to the needy, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

I have not

the words...

good shop.

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

Phwoooar

TGMTFH

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

FP this now

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

that's what i'll see in my dreams tonight

you utter bastard :)

(

rosey, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

once you become

desensitized to it, give me a call and I'll make your dreams come true :)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

He so grumpy!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

Hahaha...... and urg...!!!

Words fail me ....!!... I agree FP it...where did you get the source pic from......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

I did a search for fat men and came across [url]http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/kkamaras/fat_people.jpg[\url]
and then nudified the dude on the left :P

Heal tool in photoshop was used for adding the texture to the painted parts that I had to add :)

And yeah, I'm a bastard :p

(Mr_Squiffy mostly I'm farting in a bag to give to the needy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

in that case

very nicely done. Top shopping to nudify me....er I mean that guy.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

OMG..!!!!

The picture was funny enough...... but top shopping on the nudification there as well ..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)

carpet in my hotel

Staying near colchester tonight, this is the carpet outside the room

(ymmit, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Beware of tricycle riding tots

and little girls who ask you to "come play" with them.

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

Wendy, Darling...light of my life...you didn't let me finish...I'm not gonna hurtcha...I'M JUST GONNA BASH YOUR BRAINS IN..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

bash them

the fuck in...

(whatsinaname, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)

It's a bit Shining.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

unleash the CCCs!

(crudely carpeted cocks)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

"A momentary lapse

of muscular coordination"

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

REDRUM REDRUM!!!

It's just like in the shining!!

and they look like willies... oh boy!

(Mr_Squiffy mostly I'm farting in a bag to give to the needy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

you...

sure it's not radioactive?

(

MrHeed, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

If you scroll your screen up and down really fast with the middle button

it looks like this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

booooooze

I've just got back from the bar and it looks just like that now! Should do though at seven quid for a G&T

(ymmit, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

That is making feel really, really ill.

*stares*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

That's awesome!

If I look directly at it, it's moving closer/further, if I look away slightly, it's just jumping up and down!

(

Ratsta, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)

Tee hee!

How very childish of you :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

is that a doubletree hotel?

have a pea --

Click the picture for original.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

errr

that's rather phallic ! :D

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)

Colchester eh?

Im sure I remember that carpet...

(engekomkommer, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

More Zoodleblooms.........

No source picture used here.... link here for a darker version
theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/Zoodlebloomsoverlookingaseasetdark.jpg

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

I think this looks better the other way up

but it might just be the blood rushing to my head

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

I did think about turning it upside down while doing it

To see what it looked like but didn't get round to it.....it's one of thoses 20 odd layer jobs where you finish up with 30 odd different versions of it and just cooking your brain while trying to decide which one to post !!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

I know the ones

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

is nice.

(Junathan testing..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

Cheers.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

*Very coool, looks like a still from a film.*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Its reminds me

of War of the Worlds.

Likes it, top piccage :D

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Yes, very sci-fi...like a scene from ET, I'm expecting something to arise from those murky waters.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

It does me now you mention it....

Tripods are beyond my talent though....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

Thankyou.....

Was playing with brushes in photo shop and made this theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/Zoodleblooms.jpg
that gave me the idea to do it.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

Ah, the Five Amoebas Of Duskar.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

Nice

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)

Modern times gift

(iamah, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)

KILL ALL N00BS

KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS KILL ALL N00BS

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

you need the services

of b3tagirl...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

'titter'

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McBadger COW, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

Have you ever made something that wasn't awesome?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

No.

It's such a curse!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

Is it wrong

to get the horn watching that

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

it's the grey

haired guy in the back isn't it?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

You can only see the one hand

So you just know he's having a crafty ham

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Everyone else has...

... I'd pat you on the back reassuringly but not with these hands.

(Junathan testing..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

What's the anime???

(Junathan testing..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

sorry, dunno.

Maybe there's an anime freak around that can recognise that one scene

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

Duh, it's OBVIOUSLY..

Ultra-Bashy-Happy-Student-Timez: Budokai

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

I would not be

in the least bit surprised if there was an anime called that

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

Tsukuyomi moon phase.

/asked more knowlegeable people

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)

What was that you said?

You're afraid of boobs?
How queer

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

be nice

cock face

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slight yoinks!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

Suck

my balls.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

blimey.

It's like night of the living dead round here tonight. Who opened the cellar and let all you oldies out?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

noob!

(

slight yoinks!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

I know!

*sobs*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

fucknugget

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slight yoinks!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

We generally prefer

still images to be under 50k, ta.

www.b3ta.com/board/7384220

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

ops

ok, sorry... I read the faq but missed this

(iamah, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

no problem

we were all new once.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

that's ok

welcome to b3ta. kiss goodbye to real life. It's like crack this place :)

(

rosey, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

She speaks the

truth. I've barely left the house this weekend because of this bloody place.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

HAiry & moist...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

thanks, I can't believe how long it took me to find this... I still need to learn the b3ta language, though...

(iamah, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

if you care

you can have a squizz at this page:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta

there's some useful info for new people on there, but really it's easier to just lurk and see what sort of gibberish we shout at each other

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

thanks!

I'm checking now:)

(iamah, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)

SUMMON TROLL!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

that so should have been a cdc instead

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

heheh!

Woo and Welcome to you, if I haven't said so already.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

thanks

(iamah, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

It does it all the time!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)

pig

gnawed

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)

SOAP

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

I like these

they make mine look good.

Although I don't know why I'm staring at my nads

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

would you mind awfully not spamming the board

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slight yoinks!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

That's better!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)

SOAP

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)

your mother licks

lollies in hull!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)

I think she could use some of spazzcat's helpful tips.

Cellotape is in order here, ...or sticks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)

Hope you don't mind...

but here is a couple of scribbles I did whilst watching Total recall:

That have nothing to do with total recall what-so-ever.

First time I've drawn owt for about 6 months...

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)

..you could have at least done the girl with three tits..HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)

or the midget

now that's hawt

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)

Especially when she's stood on the table with the machine gun.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)

Haha

I was more tempted to draw the midget on the bar with a machine gun....

edit: Dammit, b3tan to it.

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)

Hehehe, oh yeah, it was the bar.

I fucking love that movie.

What aboud da guy ya labotimised...did he get a refund?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

I jus had a terrible thought

wat if dis is all a dream?!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)

Doug: Harray....HARRAY!...ever hearda ReKarll?..

..where day sell dose fake memma-rays?

Harry: Oh, Rekall, Rekall..a friend a mine went there for one of thier 'special offers', nearly got himself labotimised...don't fuck with ya brain pal..it aint worth it..

Douglas Quaid: "...I guess not..."

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

Get ready for

a surpriiiii-ise!

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

two weeks.,....bbllerrgmmMMmmmemme...two,...weeks...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

Did you make the one of the repeating mask?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

click for better

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Amazing!

Awesomeness distlilled

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Now that, is cool.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

mindpiss

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

haha

Edit: just checked out your site, awesome work mate! love it.

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)

Don't mind at all.......

Nice scribbling indeed...... likes the top one best......nice perspective effect going on there

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

I have no eraser

so dirty attempted vanishing point lines left in.

:(

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)

I thought they were part of the picture.....!!

I can't draw or sketch at all so always enjoy looking at other peoples work that can .... it is what it is and I like it......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

My what big feet you have

*flirts*

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

I can

get you his number...

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)

Yeah,

brilliant.
You're the new Jolly Jack.

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)

That is praise

I am no-where near worthy of.
How dare you besmirch the Lord!?

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)

Now

I feel guilty.

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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

and I bid you all sweet dreams.

Good night b3ta.

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

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