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# Zombies and their humour.


Of course, a whole video of this rubbish is on links right now.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# puntastic
/guffaws :P
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# haha
those crazy undead jokers
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i love that. so much!

class.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice! Good to see the undead indulging in joviality once in a while.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# lol

bin dun?
if not your all spacs lol
(imperial mint lol)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# SMALLER!
At least link a big one to the small version. Then you can avoid the nazis.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# lol
lol
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# bindun
but bloody good!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# argh
it loads from the BOTTOM UP!!!111oneone
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Err ... OMGZ!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# you need
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# gah
that is the second time today
on the same URL as well
/goes to make toats
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# does it?
... what browser are you using?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# errr
firefox?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# You haven't
got your monitor and mouse the wrong way up have you?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# it is because it is a .bmp, you silly man.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Thilly?
Who are you calling thilly? You thilly, thilly.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# It has,
check my profile, ;)

EDIT:
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# i remember this from aagggges ago :D!
its ace!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Thanks muchly.
My first and only front page, I was very proud.

Mooglemania disliked me because he did one first on the same day after a chat we had at work. He's over it now.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# lol
sorry mate
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# bindundeded?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# it's leon backwards..
i just got that =D
wü tü yü
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaha
must have been!

i like it though :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# woo
*CLICKS HARDER THAN ANYTHING EVER*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Noel Edmonds
needs more 'disappearing without trace', as depicted on your postermajig. He was doing alright for a while but then fucked it.

Woo to this, though. It is fucking well good.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# This is worth its own thread.

Click for better.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# hahahaha
I'd agree
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# The things I do to the women I love
Flaw 1. She's a teenager
Flaw 2. I don't love her
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# haha
this is getting surreal
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I'm gonna ignore you.
Because I'm sick of all these retarded posts.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# does that mean you can't read this post?
i don't know how the ignore thing works
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# It means that all his posts won't appear to me.
I think.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# ok
i thought maybe it hid threads started by him as well
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Yea, and that.
I haven't done it yet. *goes to do it*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Retarded?
He puts all, and more of his effort into these.
And they are good. Do you do any pics?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# AWW!
Thanks Callum!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# You don't
seem very prolific yourself.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I'm takin' requesties, when i can be arsed.
Bella n Hugo n family asked for a hedgehog. specifically a Punk hedgehog, drinking and a smoking.



not quite as good as i hoped.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# This reminds me of Viz
In a good way.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I like that
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# no, that's brilliant
kudos for the background
bright green booze?
yummy..
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Perfectomundo!!
Woo!!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# just some quick topical nonsense

Had to get it out of my head before it haunted me.
RIS'rs CLICKHERE
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I want to hear some of Mike Reid's 10 minute rap
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# glad they mentioned it on
8/10 cats
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# is that what it was on? I knew it was something I watched recently
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Relax
..don't do it ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Do what?
Aaah, be a homophobic cunt.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Fits right in with the Tory ethic
although most of them are closet hom'ses
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# i wish you hadn't.
now i shall have teh nightamares.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Last two of the day...
 Autobot
 Decepticon
Previously on Icon SundayTM
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Neato!
Does anyone know what won that competition they were having to pick a line for Optimus Prime to say in the film?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# "suck my wet plum bag" I think
Its the last line in the film
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# What?

Wow, its taken a while for my first b3ta confused moment of the evening
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Optimus Prime, after killing off the bad guy
leans in to the mangled wreckage, lifts a flap between his legs to reveal a large and throbbing scrotum, moist from all the wrestling and says...
"suck my wet plum bag"

Then the credits roll
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Wow,
thats so not how i expected it to end. Sounds good.

*goes to catch late screening*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# It saved it from being an utterly shit and vaccuous film for me.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# despite all the big fighty robots?

It looks like the sort of film that i sometimes enjoy watching - I assume it doesnt have much of a plot, lots of effects, lots of stuff getting destroyed.

I have suspected it might be pish though.

Having said that, it would have to work hard to make it into the list of the films i most regret spending the time to watch though
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I pray that your quote on the stats board is 'moist from all the wrestling'.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# "E.T. you're so big...
...now suck my wet plum bag".
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# :(
/voted for "Do A Barrel Roll!"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I think it was the line..
that goes something like 'freedom is the right of all sentient beings'.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# woo.
mini-compo them
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Fuckbeans
I did this earlier.

Why am I the biggest mong in the world? Answer me that!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# you're large and come from mongolia?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hey
You try not putting on weight when you live in the Gobi desert.

Can't be done.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# it's all that tasty cauliflower
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Cauliflower
is nothing without cheese. Nothing.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# and yak butter
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# yay
all of them should be b3ta icons

the autobot one looks like predator
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# they all
rock.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I'd pay for those
They are ace! CLICK!

I've only ever tried one icon - uploaded this one last night:



-


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# *profits*
Nicely done! Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

Fuck off, Fisher, he's only a head. Bitch.

Er, what?

Oh, and fanks!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# no overlays. just a bit of graft.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# congratulations mr frankenstein
it's a boy!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# FRANKENBABY FTW!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# can't be asked to research, or figure it out,
but what is FTW?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# anyone
?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# FOR THE WIN!
=D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# This and the other
Give me massive, massive fear.

Two clicks to you. Most wooness.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# bloody hell, these are good
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# thank you.
please inform someone with money who would like commissions.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Aarrgh! Real baby!
woo
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# scary babies
FTW
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# evening you lovely lot.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# aww
it's teething
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# yes
on people's faces.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i have the hammers at the ready
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Waaaaaagh!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# its momma might be found here:
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i SO wish i hadn't clicked on that.
good for reference, if i decide to go back to doing evil babies. have given them up.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# nah,
just admit that you had to browse through all of that site
: )
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# no, thank god. the first page was enough.
and i'm still washing my eyes.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN SKINNED
OH MY GOD MY EYES
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# did you draw the kid too?
if so recieve a wooyay
if not - collect your woo when you pass go :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# all hand drwan
(apart from the photograph of the baby)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Jeebus!
My squildo...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Teeefs! Woo!
My attempt at this type of pic....

Edit: it's rather crap isn't it!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# probably better than my first attempt.
actuerrrly, my first post got removed as it had kittens in a bonfire, and breasts.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# KILL IT ANYWAY!


;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Fuck. Me.
*hides*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# YIKES *click*
and im not lovely - not since hector was a pup!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] She's a big lass
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I love those legs!
Pity they are on a prossie though :(

Compo'd

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# means you are more likely to get
to touch them though ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Good point!


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# yeah
they just might not be very clean when you do.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Ooh! I love a dirty whore!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Mmmm
Chunky.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# More grip with chunky thighs!
Christ, it's a horny board tonight!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# its not horny
thats just you
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Damn *fwap* right*fwap*


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# i loved the sequel
'why i have so many siblings'

its a classic
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# how princess di met charles
the early years
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Is that the "queen of hearts"?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha !

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# kill this one with a spade
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# She's so scary
she spazzes the air around her
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I recognise those thighs.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Yet again.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# E.T. You're so big
FUCK! what have I done!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# What did you do?


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Said E.T. you're so big
right then... It only encourages him!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# He encourages himself!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah, see:

Dirty pervert.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# hahahah
he's a legal animal!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# He's a rape artist.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
hahaha.
You really like her don't you Sam!
I can't blame you though...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# *sigh*
I was alot younger the first time I saw her, but since then, I've fancied her
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# so you where 45 and now your 48?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I'm 15.
I was 10 (Actually I could have been 9)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I thought he was 15?
..
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Wait
Bonnie Langford's a dude?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# no, an alien.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# silly
an does not precede alien
it's always "a alien"
b3ta grammar 101
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
# not "a alein" then?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# oh come on - in a new thread?
/bored of this now blog
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# It's my own personal bandwagon.
Bandwagons are always shite.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# bandwagoning is ok as long as you don't go wasting threads!
*stomps feet in an angry manner because tesco value bread is made from recycled plastic bags*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# don't worry im just in a bad mood
when i'm in a bad mood i usually avoid b3ta to avoid shouting at people
have some cake *offers cake*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# *Eats cake*
Why do I taste Anthrax?

More importantly, how do I know what Anthrax tastes like?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# *Gives SkUG a manly hug*
Can you move your hand up a little SkUG? Don't take advantage.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# you know i nearly typed...
"up where? o-er - thats not my hand...."
but i readit back before i clicked send....
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# make more happy little skug!
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# i has a pig sandwich now
i am happy
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# fried pig-slices are the best sandwich filling ever.
and no fucking salad cream
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# perhaps
She'll auction that pink bra off on Comic Relief or something. Then You'll be happy ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# It's a shopped picture :p
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# pfffttt...
just not enough rake sex nowadays!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# its like anything though...
you just have to find the right place on the net.

www.rakesexpalace.com
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# OMGWTFBBQM8
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# only one
incidence of rake surprise sex?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I got it from a poem.
Roses and red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# yeah i saw Rapitinui's link the other morning
simplistic brilliance!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I saw it way before you did
Tee hee
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# you're lucky
im all out of rakes!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I have a spoon...?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# i dismiss your domestic cutlery
with a *pah* wave of my hand!
:)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)
# lol
stalker

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# this is special
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Can you make that into a gif?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# i tried
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# *aims*
*shoots*
Oh shit...we were supposed to use knives!
*puts cock away*


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# haha yes!
i can't wait for the next one
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# 'That'll teach 'im Billy'
Nice shiny knife!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# good.
pleased to see that there is no further sexing of furry toys.

Edit: How rude - woo to the monkeyage :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Its going to get messy
I can sense it o_0
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# when cartoons invade real life
:D
splurt
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# blah


Click for bigger (207KB)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# So
she wouldnt eat sausage then?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# this confuses me deeply.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Um....
How many times will you be using this one as a new thread?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# No problem I said...
I'm pretty much a vegetable.
I really like the style of these. Nicely done.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# no free meal for her then!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Bet she exptected you to eat fish though!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Man milk is only off limit to vegans
I would imagine.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# For discomeats

;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha
win

if there's a glitch, do you get to eat it twice?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# guffaw
I dribble chocolate then
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# YES!
ascii chocolate ftw
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Now that is special!
woo!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# WooYay for the Ha-Trix!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# That is quite jolly
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# haha!
I love you with legal juices!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *CLICK*
now im hungry
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# haha! have this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccMcUKFB_g

did it afew years ago...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I remember that!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# phwoar
get yer spells out!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Yes it did.
Im going to have nightmares now.

edit: woo!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Am it 'trix teim?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# magenta hand
magenta hoof?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# You have got a serious thing for her haven't you!
I don't blame yer!
I would too, but I cannot as I am twice her age!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I'm infatuated :P
And I'm closer to her age.
And I know she's single (boys get intimidated by her)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# i read that in a girly magazine
cause i'm cool like that
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# You spelled 'dirty' wrong!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# 'cool' and 'dirty' are nothing like each other
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Bastard!
You're way too young be able to have an answer for everything!
;P
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# no one's too young for 42
sorry
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# GEEEEEK!
erm..hang on I got that, so I must be slightly geeky!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# yeah, it's a little bit of a 22
see what i did there?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# You've lost me now!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
#
catch-22

nearly
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Teenagers know EVERYTHING
Haven't you noticed that?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Yep!
Got a 14yr old stepdaughter.
And before you ask...NO!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# they've got an answer for everything
it's wrong of course

but they've got an answer for everything :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I read it online
while trying to stalk her email address
because I'm cool like that
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# She still looks like a twelve year old
Except with a bigger chin and a louder voice.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# and your problem is?


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# she looks better now
she has grown into her mahoosive chin.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's where she keeps her testicle cuffs
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# lol
2 trix in ajacent posts :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# we need a 3rd one
then it'll be a hat-trix!

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Badum...
...........Tish
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Go to your room!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# *goes to room*
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS*
*leaves room*
"Someone farted in my room, miss"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# "oi, who you calling miss?"
"sorry i have a cold"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# DoitDoitDoitDoitDoitDoitDoit!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# OK DOC
your scaring me
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I don't have the photoshop energy
it is low now
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# would scalextrics count?
it's trics, not trix.. but it's all i can think of
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# what about the chocolate bar known as twix ?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Or the cereal known the same way to people with a lisp?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# or the type of basalt
that in no way rhymes with any of the above words?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# if you're going for rocks
onyx?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# cor
:D

posh rock innit

or is it?

/knows nothing of geology blog
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# twixth?
never heard of that
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# or the cereal that once pretended to be a gang of skinheads
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ah yes
I remember those

NEO NAZI CHERIOS

fun unless you were ethnic

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Yeah
remember those white power lenticular cards you used to get free in every box.

Them were the days.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# aye
kids might have playstations these days

but they don't get subtle mind control in popular cereal products
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# OKAAAAY!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# You asked for it!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Oh just for the hell of it

ning all. Our world is not safe
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Aaaah.
That'd be the real reason behind the internet crashing then.

Although admittedly myspace is just as plausible.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# myspace
is an anagram for the Quo (in some countries apparently)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# How rude!
Have a Woo for the pic!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# tips hat
thankee kindly
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# is that why
both the sequals to the matrix were complete tripe?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I liked 'reloaded'.
And revolutions had a couple of good scenes, I thought.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# All got a bit Jesus for me
had its moments tho
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# woo yay and lolcat
*clicks*
EDIT: Actually, if I squint I can see a squashed cat.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# wins prize
but I dont know what
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I IS PWIZE TWAT LOLZ
sorry...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# arf
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Why would you wish that on anyone?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Why ever not?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Because "lolcat" pictures are the most irritating things ever invented.
With the possible exception of boy bands.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I'm with you on boy bands, but lolcats are hilarious
Just my opinion, and I respect yours.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# just found this image for an old compo that for some reason (shitness) never got posted.


Click for bigger (81KB)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# someone's stolen her tit, too!
it's an epidemic
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I found Hermione's
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# haha
why is it rotating?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Because
You're going to put a vaccuum cleaner up your own arse
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# i would pay to see that
pay in actual monopoly money, i would
edit: above statement concerning knife throwing, honest
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha you freak
MUA HAH AH AHAHA HAH HA HA HHA HA*cough*HA HH h ha

Edit: original statement: "Someone is going to throw knives at it"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# pf
ninja
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Bwee hee hee
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# eh?
does she get her tit implants cut out in the new book/movie?


might be worth a read/watch
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Someone must be building up quite a collection.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hehe.
Very good.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# it was probably from the same time i was making these....
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# If that is Dawn French shopped to look thinner
you;

a) are wasting your time
b) need urgent psychoanalysis
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yup
yup to both.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# You made those?
You are a plastic surgeon.

AICMFP
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# kind of looks like that
fat thin fat thin Tomorrows World/ Kids TV presenter who's name escapes me and I shall remain quite happy that it has ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Phillipa Forrester?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I would indeed....
Fill up her Forest(er)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# PHILIPPA FORRESTER?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# (looks for larger capitals)
PHILIPPA FORRESTER!!
(bah! doesnt like my code)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# PHILIPINA FROTTAGER ?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# SYPHILITIC COTTAGER?

gets coat
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Prolly bindun but nevermind


wasting too much time on facebook graffiti.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# lol
try teh upload codez!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# grrrr
everytime i edit it the live preview works then when i post it strips the src from the img tag??
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# then something is borking
tho I never use live preview
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# 5th time
lucky???
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# happy hippo tiem!
:D
will he join his university friends in studying?

at the hippocampus?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# yay
for hippos!! :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# REDEX
alert!

eDIT: Yay!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# broken painting alert!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# it's just a blank img tag
put a src attribute in it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I know
every time i put it in then posted it removed it?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# how rare =/
wonder why it did that.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# always remember the trailing " and the >
or else B3ta image posting will give you the dick!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# yeah
I had the whole lot, very odd :-/
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# is moomin troll!
now make his dad pen his memoirs...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Moomins!!
I loved that!
The original puppet one,not the cartoony one.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# you got that damn tooting!
although i did worry that Snufkin was an author of Snuff movies.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Haha!


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# moomins
are the scariest thing to come from sweden since vikings.
they used to terrify me as a child. my swedish cousins used to watch it when i was over there. they had the videos and all.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# What about Ikea?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# ikea was before the vikings
their longships were all flat-pack self assembly jobs. it's a wonder they didn't sink
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# wuss
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# considering Gilby was a stay-at-home bully
he had big conkers pushing Vicky about , as Vic had actually been out and raided, pillaged and raped (alright, maybe not the last one) with the crew.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Cor!
I really like this :)
I did maked a *click* with my clickerer.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# similar dun
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# christ
that's dark... Me like.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)

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