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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# niiiice!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I have ten seconds to spare
So I will 'click' this.
woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# M3Essential was born on the outskirts of Merseyside in a sleepy little coal mining town.
Raised by his parents on a strict diet of beatles and crickets, he'd sit for hours and listen to his father speak of days gone by in a sweaty little cavern in the heart of Liverpool and the beat that stole his heart.

The family struggled to save as much as they could, often going without cigarettes and lager, and bought young M3 a one-way ticket to the Big Apple where he was promptly beaten to a pulp and left penniless.

The next few years were a blur of sweat shops, Three Card Monty, and singing on street corners for nickels and dimes.

One day on the road to Jamaica, Queens, he was visited by the ghost of Eddie Cochran, who told him to go west and front a rockabilly band.

And so he did.

/story of my life
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# lovely stuff
i take it hes B&W because hes already 'died'? :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# erm... YES!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# :)
*gets confused and kills several horses*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] My compo entry, 585k so I linked it.
www.b3tards.com/u/07035cf00884f3b7edd8/sandman.gif

also my second ever animation.

/edit: for great justice added link for added understanding. www.encycmet.com/lyrics/lyr-met1.shtml
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# jesus grannyslapping christ!
give us a clue
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# filename
that is all
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Duh duh DER DER DERRRRR
Duh duh DER DER DERRRRR
Duh duh DER DER DERRRRR
DA DA DADADADADA
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# The butler did it!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I'm RISing
to the motherfucking max here
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Classic Metal...
lica
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I thought that
but couldn't make head nor tails of the pictures
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# what the fuck is that about?
its bloody epic.
edit:i think i understood everything after 'enter night'

ps-the compo is 'what if lyrics were true' not 'what if lyrics were literally represented in a movie sized gif'.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] seamless
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# !
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# double Moz action on /board
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# panic
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Mrs Trellis, your Bugatti Sexarosa is ready
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# nice work
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# thank you
i always appreciate your comments on pics like this.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# now THAT's a motor!
/after an Aston, that is sheer sex on wheels
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I.... dont... get ... it.... what... song.... AARRRGGGHHH!
*brain meltdown*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# dave?



EDIT: I do love that car though... in a way that's probably wrong... and illegal in several states
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Phwoar! Humina humina!
I think I love you!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *scowls*
;)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# ladies ladies
there's plenty of mink to go round.

=D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Oi!
If you ask a question you're supposed to wait for the fecking answer!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I did, I just got distracted!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *blush*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# cor!
that's ace!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# good work
you said you'd do that at 8 this morning. what took so long ;)

woo indeed
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# couldn't resist...

/I'm still guessing he's a regular in disguise though, and it IS funny :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# :D
Who is this Marcus fella? I only caught the dad post

Edit - not worth its own thread, or even compo'ing - Alex James from Blur,
now lives in a house, very big house in the country
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
When did Bernard Cribbins have a stroke?


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
good old Bernard
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# He's not had a stroke
since his wife died.

Poor sod.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Boom
...and indeed boom!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Thankyewverymuch
Try the veal.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *Click*


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# i almost got lost in this whole
Marcus De Sade business...

people can be vere stupid
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# i must have missed somethin
dd this Marcus guy actually try to threaten legal action or is TGA using artistic license here?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# He actually did
By pretending to be his father
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Jesus Motherfuckin' Christ
that guy need to be bitchslapped...

...by Mr T
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# he claimed his dad was a big lawyer
who would "take legal action" against b3ta as banning Marcus De Sade was discrimination
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# surely by that token
he could have been sued for breach of image rights by the Marquis De Sade's descendants?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# he didn't really threaten anything, just dropped a less than subtle hint about being a lawyer (allegedly)
I'm still reckoning it's a regular pissing about, but it gave me a great laugh anyway :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Haaha!
Call Claims direct now.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# haha
oh dear oh dear
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# pffft!
*calls*
*leaves message containing personal telephone injury*

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *Click*
Although is his dad bigger than my dad?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# All the grammar's too good to be believable
Nicely realised though ;-)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha acers
*is still all Thursday wrapped round you*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *and lovin' it*
/8 times so far
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *gallops*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# still plenty of mileage left yet out of the day ;)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
I just read his /talk posts, pffft!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I've probably got this all wrong, but...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Love that frock
I want it!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Then, by the powers vested in me
tis your's, m'lady. :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely not worth a thread (first time round)

so have a skateboarding kitten
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# pffft
Crazy nights next?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# OOh Ooh me me
Moody Blues int it.
Woo me
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] In the eye of the Blunt beholder
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Pass me the sick bag
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# its full already
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# bah
brain wee
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I'm afraid it's quite full already
but here you go...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Her face needs some shotgun.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Canadian now?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# no, later
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# shes famous in britain for living in a house for a few weeks
that probably makes as much sense to anyone outside the UK as anyone who actually knows who she is
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Sorry, I mean what has that got to do with James Blunt's song?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I'm scared
wheres my panic button :O
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# No, Rev
RevAll things BRIGHT and beautiful not All things chunky thick gobby and beautiful!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Shameless link to my James Blunt img that no one got,
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I guess you'd have to know the words to his songs to get it
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# re-reads image compo rules
To be honest i envy the folk who havnt heard his music.
The bloke is rhyming slang at its best.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm very sorry...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# sorry
RIS
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# That's Nina Simone
defecating on your microphone.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Does she do that a lot?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Only in "ready or not"
by the Fugees.

(As far as I know)

(Not that I'm a fan or anything)

(It just was a lyric that stuck in my head)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# thanks
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo! A Rarity for me!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Might want to compo it then!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Fudge!
dge uck
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# "SUDDENLY SUPERMAN.... IS STANDING BESIDE ME!" ?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# you fuck
that's in my head now
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# and back to the missheard lyrics compo
Is it Thursday today? and is it home time yet?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Yes
It is home time
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# 20 minutes
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# If we're going back to misheard lyrics
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# pardon my french, but
FUCKING HELL!

That's a lot of work :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# all done in Paint as well.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# poolboy trigger!!


hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# you wins the internets!
this si brill
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# i have just fallen in love with you
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Best thing ever!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Hole sun / Olsen
Sound the same and almost spelt the same.

Obejection over ruled.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft


Click for bigger (57KB)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# great
but erm what happened to make people bold or hairy or whatever?

sorry in advance for being a dullard.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# that was a joke post by M3
cos he wanted a compo really badly

but if you want to do that instead, please, be my guest. it'd make a nice change
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# ridicule is nothing to be scared of
giant rabbits with stainless steel teeth and poisonous saliva, however, are
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# The devil take your stereo and your DVD collection
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# you feeelthy editor :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Oh, go on then...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# did you get your surprise last night?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha



nope
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# bum
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Geeeeeeeeeeertcha!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
'ave a banana!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# heheh
gertcha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Chas 'n' Dave FTW!
Now I have to d/l some C&D, just for nostalgia purposes of course!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# There was a fairly bad cabaret singer at the place where we stayed in Lanzarote earlier this year.
He kept asking for requests but didn't have the backing tracks to about 70% of the songs requested. It was ace.

"Got any Sam & Dave?"

"Ummm..no, sorry."

"What about Chas & Dave?"

"Errr..no, I don't think so."

"Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick and Titch?"

"Um. No."

"What have you got against Dave?"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] better in my head
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *voms*
Good though!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Where's the beard?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# That took me a while!
/Thicko blog

arf!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# They're all taking me a while
/uberthicko blog
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# By all things holy tell me you p-shopped that model?!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Yes, he padded her out a little
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] right board now
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Pearoast?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# ooh!
deja vu!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Deja vu to you too
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# i thought you were going to say that
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Lo, and verily spaketh the lord:
ZOMG WTF FFS ROFL what the shit are you doing!?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
#


the board is fast enough today. You can always use the edit button and change where it says "This is a normal post"

Thanks
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I apologise profusely.
Next time I will do that. No need for the Thatcher though
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# other one deleted
too
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# But what's the song?
Lost on both pics!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Mean Mr Mustard
Beatles
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] In apology for my toap

Not much better.. Some stay dry and others blah blah blah.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# toap= TEXT on a picture
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# yes
My last picture was a terrible toap.
Don't know what I was thinking.

[edit] I suppose this is a twat on a picture..
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
on with

sorry, I'm a terrible cunt, I know... :P
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Not sure I get it
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I am the eggman, they are the eggmen...


The quick and dirty option to avoid a Walrus-Lennon morph...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# All you people are vampires!
 

/sorry
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] even quicker and dirtier than normal!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Very quick
Very dirty
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# That's what she said
/self-depricating comment
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oof
zidane's floor
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Well there's my only idea gone
Bound to happen really!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hahah join the club, lovely :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# With this challenge
I suspect it'll be a big club!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *raves*
/overcrowded sweaty clubs blog
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# well I've saved you 5 mintues of your life then
you can thank me later!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# 5 minutes!
Probably would have taken me HOURS
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Nonsense!
Google "dancefloor" = 1 minute
Google "outline murder" = 1 minute
Open Potatochop, superimpose two images, select colour range (black) and delete from top image, save for web = 2 minute

done with a minute to spare to make your post!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# All very well
But I don't have potatochop
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Archie is always stealing my ideas.
sometimes before I even think of them.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# This happens to me too!
Strangely enough I always think of exactly the same thing as him, the minute I see the one he posts!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oooh
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Very, Very old random doodling of mine.


Click for bigger (82KB)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :)
looks like rocko's neighbour
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# spunky
leave that alone
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ^this
good call... or something from Real Monsters.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ^this
That programme is funked up, seriously.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# guh-wha?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# HAHA!
That gets my click
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# you utter git!
SPANGS!!!!!

forgive slight over reaction but seeing that made me drop the fag i was rolling and i couldn't control myself.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *builds nuclear spanging device*
:D woo
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# ahahaha!
brilliumpt!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Thankyou Professor Wolf


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
*hugs DTH*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# DINNER THYME!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Oh noes! I might get caught!
*fake runs*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *puts on silk dressing gown*

*lights cigarillo in ostentatious cigarillo holder*

*saunters after with one hand tucked into lapel*


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# What colour dressing gown?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Purple, natch!
natch!

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# haha! comets please
Woo
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# win!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Oh fugginell
the PUNS !!!
have a Woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Soup Herb
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Nice one, boss!
Tell me more about these swivel chairs
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# the very sleekest and smoothest of criminal mastermind chairs they are,
fully automatic with a number of useful electric functions
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Do they have a button for tipping people into firey pits?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# you have a choice of acid, shark infested water or fiery pits...
and they have in-built seat warmers and drinks coolers as well
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# a rock based time system might be good!
It's twelve pebbles past 1 O' rock on the fifth boulder of the month.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# that would rock my world
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# You must be stoned
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# What do you know about my pottery?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# pfft!
good one
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# You clever bastard
woo :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Filename, people, filename!
people filename!


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# but thats his daughter!
WRONG!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha!
class
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *Groan*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# oh dear lord...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh God that gives me the fear
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Phoar!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
#
phat.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Wrong
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Nasty, nasty Monty Propps
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# very good
woo yay
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha,. nice one, Dave
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

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