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Is anyone here a member of 'Lycos Fight Club'

I've just started and no-one will fight me...sob
Failing that can you just give me you E-mail adresses?
Please?
Pretty please?
Mine is on me profile if anyone cares...

(The Soldier Who Sees Everything Twice, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

think I'm still there as

Dr_Drink
EDIT: Looks like its knackered. Wont load for me.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

A friend! A real friend!

But how do I find you?

(The Soldier Who Sees Everything Twice, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:48, archived)

I saw this and i think I signed up

do you want to gimme the addy and then i can fight you??

maybe start a b3ta rumble?

(2stoned2rite, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)

I'm up for it.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)

I'm

[email protected]

gimme so action!!!

(2stoned2rite, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

and you want spam

watch out for the spam bots

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Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)

I challanged you

come and have a go if you think your hard enough

(2stoned2rite, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

I need the help of the commune

Is there a black-belt potato chopper out there who could knock up some quick piccies?
A vaguely titillating idea needs some simple photo montage stuff done.
Reply for more details.
PS Didn't mean to be so obliquePPS Where did the name B3TA come from?

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xian, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)

Is it not Beta

As in beta test.

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sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

Aha, I guessed...

...'twas Beta but why Beta?

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xian, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

because alpha.com was already taken

go figure.
kind regards

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)

But of course

I feel so silly for asking now.

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xian, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

TIMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!

LIBER-LAA-LAW-TIMAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

thanks to Dr Drink for hosting this

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:43, archived)

TIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)

Don't know where I was going with this...

...Hummus escapes me.

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sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)

like

regards

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big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)

very much

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sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:12, archived)

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MY BOSS HAS JUST COMPLETLY FUCKED OUR WEBSITE IN SUCH A WAY THAT NO-ONE CAN SUBMIT JOBS TO US FOR US TO DO! YES! now, should i take the phones off the hook as well? bbbbwwahahahahahaha

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

cut the wires!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

I love it when the boss fucks up

but only when it results in less work

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

it should mean less

cos no-one can ask us to do stuff cos the submission page is bust and only he knows how to fix it! :D

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)

Never happens me

I spend my life cleaning up after other peoples' fuckups. I also spend my life in a murderous rage.

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

Ahhhhh....murderous rage....

....it's the new calm!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

Yup -

people (well, most of them) know not to ask me anything when I'm totally silent, staring intently at my monitor.

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)

hijack!

indolering! where's beegirl?!

beegirl! *clap* *clap* *clap*
beegirl! *clap* *clap* *clap*

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munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)

I wasn't really going to make one

out of mercy for poor Bovine ... but since you aked ...

Anyone have a link to the original?

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

Dont worry about me mate,

make what you like, :)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

After finding

this (NSFW) on a google search for beegirl, I think my insect girl needs have been sufficiently fulfilled for today.

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

Harr

Now crash the telephone system....

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Staticgirl, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

I often wondered...

...you know those phones that you can redirect to another extension...
what happens if you create a loop of all the phones in a department, and then phone one of them?
I know you cant set two phones to redirect to each other, but what about loops?
I never had the balls to try it ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

Bloody coaches

Yay! I am on my way to Leeds for the B3ta Northern bash. Will be htere in t minus 6 hours and counting...

(agent v at a coach station, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

ok, i feel i need the wisdom of the b3ta collective

i have a dilemma and it runs as follows:

tonight do i

a) go for a few drinks with a mate who helped me move?

but i need to make furniture for the new house

b) make furniture and get pissed at same time with one of my housemates?
i was going to do this but then another option came up:

c) One of my other mates (female) said her and a load of other nurses who had their graduation today are going to town to get drunk + celebrate and did i want to go too?

so the question i ask (in a daddy or chips style) is: Furniture or drunk nurses?

cute drunk nurses in a mood to celebrate...

making desks...

hmmmmmmm im making my mind up slowly but i need the deciding factor... HELP ME!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)

drunk nurses

win hands down.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

Hands down

where?

(Damien_The_Unbeliever, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

there

under the stair

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

Nurses

Every time.

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sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

Why do you need to ask,

I think you already know the answer.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

Invite the cute nurses

around to your place for a drunken furniture-making session.

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

Take the mate who helped you move

to the nurses party :-)

I had a mate who helped me move, and I have to say he was invaluable! Mates who help you move need buying drinks, and congratulating :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

are you fucking

joking?

(crazymum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

What are we? You're fucking conscience?

Follow your penis...... 'C'

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Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

go with the nurses

nurses have the biggest dicks, yes they do

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

make furniture

out of the nurses /Ed Gein

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

*snort*

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)

speaking as a man with a nurse girlfriend

go for drunk nurses... honestly!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

hmmmm

thats what i thought, just wanted to be sure i was making the right decision

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

That's not really

a serious question, is it?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

that's so easy

you tell me where the nurses are going and you do B. So I can crash on your sofa!

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)

drunk nurses

and can I come along. Please.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)

I asked first

BACK OFF!

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)

hmmmmmmmmm

as more than 1 person has asked

I DECLARE THE BIDDING FOR MY SOFA... OPEN!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)

£6

.... it's all I have.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)

ok that'll do...

the sofa is sold!

now do i hear any bids for any of the 3 beds that also spare due to people having not moved in yet?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

very seriously. where is this magical gathering occuring?

Both me and Dr Drink should be there to represent the male side of the medical profession.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)

too bloody right

hopefully it's not in a Yates Wine Lodge. :-)

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)

bastard!

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)

Speaking as a sober nurse

I have no opinion on the matter. If I was drunk I would of course say "Yeah, come out with us, buy us lots of drinks, we'll party with you, invite you home for 'coffee', and then pass out on the floor leaving you very unsatisfied with the whole thing."
or is that just me and my mates

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Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

woo yay to nurse type. Speaking as a sober(ish) lady type

You (yak type) do know that nurses do not go out in their unforms? Just because they are nurses does not mean they are raving nymphos

Sometimes this board is woefully testosteroney (like pepperoni, only chewier)

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poshpaws, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

Yeah, my Mum and Dad were both

nurses, so I should be immune to it. I suspect it's deeply ingrained in the British psyche, summat to do with all those smutty seaside postcards. Or something...

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)

I don't know what it is

Certainly not the uniform in my case, stripey tabard and trousers.. It is true though, that when we go out blokes eyes light up instantly the moment they find out what we do.
As for the board being testosteroney - I think that's just the internet in general.. I like it :0)

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Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

yeah i know

but i also know that there is one fine lady who should be there whom i know for a fact wouldnt mind some fabulous_dancing_yak style lovin' ;)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)

An unconscious nurse on the floor is not a dissapointment.

Its an opportunity : )

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

Your mate will be there long after the nurses have sobered up. I lived in hospital accommodation for 13 months and since then I've never entertained sexual fantasies about nurses. Well, not many.

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Uncle Joe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)

No Hands cat was invited to the party too!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:33, archived)

woo

super-yay

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sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)

nice knockers

for a kitten

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)

Shhh

she's only got 2, and she gets quite upset if you mention them ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

Hooray!

She's developed quite a figure

though I've seen better legs

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

very

good. Yay!

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bean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

A must-have safety accessory

for all meat factory supervisors thinking of visiting the Millennium nightclub in Harlow.

(Bouncy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:31, archived)

Is that photoplopped?

If not what the hell is the website it came from all about?

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sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

No it isn't...

...it appears to be from a bdsm site (if you look at the image URL)...

Shouldn't really be in the compo (imho), unless it is 'shopped

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)

yarr

should be shopped - but good caption thou.

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

Sometimes truth

is stranger than fiction...

(Bouncy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)

has anyone played p45 roulette in their office yet?

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rob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)

I work from home

...and I would even play it here. Its fucking rank mate. :)

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Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:29, archived)

Mmm.

Although I had the sound turned off. Does it have sound?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:30, archived)

DOES IT HAVE SOUND?

I should say so!

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:30, archived)

My addition to it was the shouting

I like shouting.

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rob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:31, archived)

you certainly

do.

(crazymum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

I really did not want to see that anus again though :)

what was the other one "the boss is a cunt" or something?

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

I quit my job without one to go to

does that count?
(ps - anyone got a job for me)

(edit: Oh, you mean that thing in the newsletter. I'll test it out in my office now - after all I've nothing to lose)

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:31, archived)

it is fab

not got an office though!

oh, and that britain at war thing is fab too. but it's receive

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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)

Cripes

that's enough to put you off your hummus

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Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)

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Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:24, archived)

Good stuff,

good joke as well :)

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)

Woo!

thatmade me chuckle

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bean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:32, archived)

Why, it's the Alice Cooper seal of approval

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:23, archived)

I was going to photoshop that

and then remembered I've got no disk space left to ftp to till I get home. Arse.

(Nacho, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:26, archived)

I have a vague recollection from last night

of making this with b3tans in mind

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)

That's very good

and speaking of dreams, I had a B3ta-related one last night.

I was walking along the street near home, when suddenly these weird spaceships started attacking out of the sky. Somehow my B3ta-sense told me that they were not real, but cleverly fabricated fakes projected from the ground by some sort of holographic-laser-environment-tattyshopping device.

I want one now.

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:20, archived)

on first scroll through

i could've sworn that was the 'cast' of Pipkins.

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:28, archived)

oh man

i thought it was too!
no octavia though

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)

bet those spikes hurt

on the way out.

(Nacho, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:17, archived)

ouch

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:18, archived)

Natural birth

(Nelly, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:27, archived)

Babyzilla!

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:17, archived)

memories of

V

Those chicks had the coolest uniforms, but all that flesh-eating and mutant baby malarkey? No thanks.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)

Memories

The purple-haired moon girls in UFO ....

Excuse me, BRB

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)

I still have nightmares about the baby with a Lizard tongue

thats all

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Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:26, archived)

Does Mrs Descent know about this?

He's got your eyes.

In a box in the fridge.

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muteboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)

lol

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

Holy fucksickles

You really are producing some scary things today.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)

zoiks!

wonder what his dad looked like?

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bean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:22, archived)

"Can I have the same thing

but just a little more different? You know, kind of... thingy."

grrrrrrrr

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:15, archived)

That sounds like

designer talk to me
something - you know - stylish. With a bit more - you know -styyyyle...

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christhebarker, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

sorry, thickbear back

how do I delete cookies in IE - normally use netscape...

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thebear is thebear, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:13, archived)

Tools--> Internet Options

Click on the button "Delete Cookies",, im on IE6 though... try searching for "Delete Cookies" in help otherwise ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)

Depends on the OS

Probably under your profile in a folder called cookies.
in my case C:\WINNT40\Profiles\Administrator.000\Cookies
but under Win98 it would be Windows not Winnt40

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Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)

well somebody's looking at pron

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:13, archived)

hahaha.....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)

o2 banner advert

I think we should have banner ads on b3ta, like popbitch. They're great.

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SpunkyBackpack, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)

This is a local board for local b3tans

we'll have no popbitch mentioned here.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)

I wish I had an "approve as banner ad" button

that would be quite funny.

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rob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)

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