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[challenge entry] the b3ta image hosting does'nt love me...
I had to use imageshack :/

click for big

.. and click for great justice

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Also RIS
and was there something above this a second ago? Also RIS on that one. If it existed. Which I might be imagining.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I guess blue eyes would seem out of place in a black and white movie?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# whatev
who care ?

Ms. Kidman does have a blue eye in the original poster.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# ...
I'm sorry my friend, but I did not understood the meaning of your sentences.

Please consider that I'm NOT native english.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Never mind.
It was like talking to myself, out loud.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# RIS is actually just a word we use on this messageboard which means "I don't get it"
So he doesn't understand the joke you are trying to make.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Thanks....
I really need a big sign next to my nickname :

"Warning: I'm a n00b and I'n NOT native english, please use a simple language."
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] You may need to cut n paste...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Any code monkeys wanna help?

Nope! I got it... still pap though.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# If only there was some section of the site
that answered questions like this which are asked quite frequently...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# agrees
.....if only....*rubs chin*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Hmm... but what would it be called?
This place for Questions which are Asked on quite a regular basis. Frequent, in fact.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# The
Consistently Pondered Conundrums page?

We could call them the CPCs for short.


*Types ~CPC~ *
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I quite like that name
Although perhaps the Regularly Enquired Problems. REPs is quite catchy.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Or perhaps
Johnna is a monger?

Are there any other totally blootered alys who post here? It's a handicap y'knaa...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# It is?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# You'll find all the help you need in the FAQ
located at the top of the page.

(use the HTML tag that photobucket provides. Thats what I do because I'm lazy)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Douglas Bader, no legs.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Ah
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Winnar
woo yay, first one with any form of hummus
clicks hard!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Ha hah
A bit of wee came out there.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Too far?

Nah.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# what
the fuck is that?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# y'mom
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I'm sorry,
do you speak english?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# y'mom does
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# 1999 called
they want their joke back
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# no
you are
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Erm...tomorrow called?
They want their confusion back..
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUT IT'S TRUE*!

*May or may not be true
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# No offence.
To good an opportunity to miss.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Y'know the fucking brilliant thing?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# no
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I want to be an actor :P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# on radio we'd hope
;-)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I'll have had my hair cut by then :P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# you'll be bald by then
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)
# ^ this
The early signs are there.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Could I have some Herions please?
They'll go with my Flamingeos.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# *emails herion*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Schnurr?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats so evil.

Hahahahahaha.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Admire my cuntosity!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# *admires*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# HAHAHA.
Ohhhh myyyyy.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
Haha!

Actual lol. You git.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Revels in gittiness
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Arrrgh!!!!
THAT HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# What's wrong with it!?
*might end up going all feminine and getting anti frizz hair-piss*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
Its funny because i'm 17.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# And yet you'll still be a virgin when you're 80.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# hahaaaa!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Class.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# ha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# *clix*
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not an actor per se, but...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# He can't hide when he's that big!!!!!!!!!!



(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# biggar....
than the moon!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# but it's fucking huge?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# How is his role inappropriate?
I have a feeling you don't fully understand the point of this competition.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# The supposed fugitive was innocent in said film
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# *gets out magnifying glass*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# here you go...have this you bad person
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# mmm pigeons..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# haha
this made me giggle like a catholic schoolgirl
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# You tart
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# *flutters*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# in a feather factory?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Om nom nom nom
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# y54653rr
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# all those years learning to make gifs...
gone to waste!

(only kidding ;-)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# THIS AN AROUSING SEX ACT
WHO WOULD LIKE A DIGITAL PICTURE OF MY ENGORGED PENIS TO PROVE I AM COMPLETELY AROUSED MY THIS DEPICTION OF_HOT_HETEROSEXUAL_SEX_?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Yes please xx
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# .
god no!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# MAKE AN "O" WITH YOUR INDEX FINGER AND THUMB
APPLY TO BELL END
APPLY PRESSURE.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE COMPLETED STEP ONE OF ONE IN THE "DOING A BALDMONKEY" ONLINE CLASS.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/halo
Will take you a while but its REALLY worth watching.
Made me laugh so much...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's wonderful

*awaits free spartan*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Middle finger + thumb
= GIRTH
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Index finger + index finger
Thumb + thumb

=GIRTH
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance Kent Dance!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# it's funny because he's dead
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I imagine they're in the library
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# evil shit
nice!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Just dropped in to say,...bargain of the millenium
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Rubbish
what a waste of three quid
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Yes, up IS down.
I go now.
xxxxx
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I've already got it
it would be a complete waste of 3 quid to buy another one.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# christ that is good.
crimbo for the greebo's.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# That is quite good.
*ponders people to buy it for for christmas*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# nicely!
hippo one is my personal favourite!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# :D

cunt her in the fuck!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Miss Scarlet .....
with the tape measure??


;P

Theses are great m'dear.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# 3 inches 'til DEATH, bitch!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] appy-olly-ogies for crapness/seams


its pete townsend btw
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Hi dudes
what's going down in Groovetown?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# What ever happened to his peedo investigation
Did his "research" claim stand up?

Didn't work for Chris Langham

(appologies for spelling but I don't care)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Hmm.
Is someone at Valve software a B3tan?



From half life 2 episode 2 if you hadn't guessed.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# How on Earth would I have possibly guessed that?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Have you seen the Portal credits
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Only played a couple of levels of portal so far
but its a bloody good looking game.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# My mate just finished it. in one night
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# the game's meant to be a couple of hours long
anyway.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# how
do you get out the vent in the end?

just wondering
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Sorry, i'm yet to play it.
Friend linked it.
But he told me its awesome.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# HINT:
You need something to stand on. Have a good look for it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# NEED MP3 NOW
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# ?5$$3$
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# that's got me
rissing...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Screenshot from HL Ep 2.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# *slow applause*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# *gives speed*
*hopes for improvement*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# it's my whiteboard
i'm a science teacher
and i'm a b3tan
or something equally shit
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# i honestly spent a good couple of minutes
looking for something hidden on there.

i'll never get them minutes back :(
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# eh?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# AHHHHH.
I'm looking forward to getting this :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# no offense but
NOBODY CARES except dumb shits
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# ^this
and i spend to much time on b3ta to worry about nonsense like halflife :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# They have very neat handwriting
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I don't get it
I see nothing quintessentially b3ta about it, what am I RISing?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# This had better not have something to do with penises
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# more and more Ted...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# haha ted as knightrider :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Quantity!
woo
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Most definatley not quality!
I think I might make a book of them to present to him on his 18th birthday!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Sopwith Camels were better.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# You should
shop him througout his life, without his knowledge, then present it. That would be super-awesome.

/has shit parents who didn't think of this
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I think there's no danger of me stopping photoshopping my kids until they are at least big enough to beat me up.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Quantity!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# At least I saved them all for one post.... well 4 posts.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Quantity!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# TERROR
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and very dirty


(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# All this film nonsense
made me do this



(although I can't help but think this must have been done before. And it's not compo'd because I've changed the words. And it's not an actor. And it's not really inappropriate. So there. ;))
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# :D
*awaits simpsons game so i can play Grand Theft Scratchy*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Woo!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I'm now a Scientology Zombie, give me chumps to bite
.


For a bigger picture click above.

PS. If anyone wants to make a "Zombies" style facebook application I'll happily lend a hand.
.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Moosiphonics
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Sorry, He is an actor though.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] the risk you take with 'unknown' actors
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# repost?

[waits for...but the site was borked at the time reply]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# eh...
you deleted the original and reposted?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# is that allowed?
I couldn't get the first 'effort' to load up, the site seemed knacked so I re-jigged the .gif.

Does this mean I have detention or lines or something?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# thats it....
to my room for bum sex!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# whey hey
can I bring my own bum?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# no no
only the bums of.....eh...Foxes!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] its Dave Lister btw!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# is that Craig Charles?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# +smoking crack in a cab!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY.
HELLO I AM AAAARNOLD LOLOLOLOL.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# haha!
needs more paedo
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Does it count if it's an inappropriate actor who was in the film in the first place?


(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
SUPERB
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll put this here...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I'm sure it's lovely
but I have no idea what it's from.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# oh right
it's from Titanic. The bit where he's sketching Winslet.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I've managed to avoid that film.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Pfff.
*Airclicks*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# no no
you can proper click :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# By George!
I think you're right.

And well deserved too.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Bravo!
More!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# GET TO THA CHOPPAH!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ^ NOOOOW!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha!
yay doc!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
What?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# WINNER!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# seemless
as always.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)

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