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[challenge entry] Robo Kop
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Roflcop.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Rob-you Kop,
more like.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# well,
this made me giggle
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Bad Photography #177
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
excellent

that fucking clown finally copped it
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# yep
fell off his unicycle
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# that's no way to die
*removes hat*

that'll teach the stripy unicycle batarsd!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# That looks like Smeaton's tower!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Steam powered shoe ?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# My, what an oddly Monty Python-esque piture
And quite woo at that sir!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I fully endorse this image
So what you say...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Yay!
Plymouth?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I like this!
   ..oO( Wow, that's observant! Hmm, can I think of one? Nope. Hey, a compo idea? Hyeah -- that'ld work: "big-small". Zeppelins as CDCs. No hummus at all.)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Incorrectly scaled things... that could work.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# okay! (though I can't right now -- no time must go -- but you go for it!)
(Trouble is, we already ^ have a WINNAR!!! :-)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Bored again


you can have a bigger one here:

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/background3.jpg

'tis a real NASA piccyture wot I added the planet and water to.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Woooo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# URANSU!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# URANSU shit IN USANRUS
? honkey
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# what you say?!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# i'M NOT fuck ENTIRELY SURE...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# perhaps there's a pamphlet prepared
that explains what you just said
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Well slut there's the newsletter
cunt
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# shit in ur cnut!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# You liked my toy then?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Hell prick yeah!
penis
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# get bored all you like
if you keep producing stuff like this
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Purple haze
on the water . . . xcuse me while I . . .
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I got bored so I drew Synyster Gates from A7X. Not great, but...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Stuble trouble
on the chinny chin chin . . . but that's fine .
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Has someone hit his fingers with a mallet?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# That looks a lot like Campbell John Quinn,
The body double for Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

It's not your best work though, I fear.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# No, it really isn't.
I might try again later...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] its deadly slow tonight so

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/zip/1113robokit3.zip
robo roast away.
robot kit to download tatty file in layers
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# You dirty amoeboid pea roaster you!:P
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# nobody likes my botty roasting
*cries*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
#


but we like it anyway
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# if he had bigger arms, he could have reached it
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# : O
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I laughed out loud at this
Hence, 'lol'
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# :)
edit:in that case, you might like the original ones that made me make it

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/garfield1.jpg
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I also lolled at these
Despite the sneaking suspicion that I've seen them somewhere before!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# They show up on here
and elsewhere quite a lot. I think The Neville linked them a few times :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Protector bot
looks like he is in steady action !
Will try the zip when it's available . . .
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# fixed it
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# That's pretty tricky !
More fun for the collection . . . thanx !
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# This is woo
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I make robots!
Come my child, all bots are equal in the amrs of Hug Bot

Some of them are even functional!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# click for identical size?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# A new fad that's sweeping the nation!

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Along with Photobucket hosting...
There is no hope =[
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Shush you!
back when I was first on b3ta, we didn't turn our noses up at free photo hosting, especially if we didn't have to walk 15 miles, uphill, in the snow to get it!

You younguns. Don't know you're born.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Beats Imageshack though, penis doesn't penis it.
slut fuck
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# That's very true.
Also, two achievements for tonight.

Guitar Hero 2 related, 5 starred another song on expert, only 4 left, also completed Jordan on expert for the second time.

Pumpkin related, we got another one with our organic thingie box, so I fucked it up a treat.

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Oh noes!
Don't carve up the innocent pumpkins!

Click me, and see the error of your ways!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Yowsers. That's dead ace!
My achievements have been enjoying a little cigar (THEY'RE HILARIOUS) and watching Black Sheep (IT'S RIDICULOUS AND HILARIOUS WITH ADDED YAY GORE).

Also, I think I'll give Firefox Tourettes a rest for a bit now.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I haven't had a cigar in a good long while
I feel so classy.

By "little cigar" do you mean size wise, like a Hamlet, or are you just being all posh?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Cafe Creme :)
Tasty.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Holy shit!
That pumpkin is amazing!!! ^_^
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Thankee/hullo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Click for en entire photobucketsworth of them, really.
I've lost the bigger pictures; a chum took them while I was busy scribbling things on paper, and wrapping resistors and LEDs around each other.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# if only you'd have kept your documentation in a more successful manner
you could be taking over the world and using it for evil
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# *snicker*
If only you knew, sir. If only you knew!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I'm watching you
*zips up*

I already know :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Prepare the paddles!
We have a new initiate in to Vladamir Robotnik's KNitting circle!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# that's a paddlin!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Your robots
are wired tight !
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# I tried really hard
to make a filthy joke out off that, and came up with nothing.

Shame on me!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Wired and tight
does have a rather risque conotaion . . . good enough for me !
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A somewhat springy robot.

Quick and dirty.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Boing!
Boingboingboingboingboing!

Woo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Spring to life !
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I wish I could do that with my torso
but I'd die

:/
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] off his head
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Robohead's
will roll !
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# if I could do that with my head
I'd die

:/
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# for the love of god
please someone just STOP ME

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# that doesn't stop me :(
but thanks for the effort
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ER,
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# god has a flexible sphincter
and maybe also a bleeding rectum given some of the whacky clothing choices of those daring fags
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Indeed..
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Etc....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# i want more of these
MORE
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# bring out teh gimp then dude
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i only just shut it down
and i'm lazy.

oh well, there's always tomorrow.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Nice work on the original pic btw :)
and good night
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# cheers
and a good night to you too
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Have.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# me too
that's why i can't stop shopping her/him/it
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh good, another robot post


Sort of.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# BROROTS!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# you are quite the wirely gentlemens
you know that

:D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Mental gens!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# brams toatskers bastula
has many questions to be put forth forthwith
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# on a dracula note...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# vampire sheep
with their undead cutlets
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Mutant sheep
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I love them
And that, those, prose, it flows and grows with sufficient goodness.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Robots you say?
ROBOTS?


I have robots
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# i liked this
and now i like it again
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# YOUR robot has malfunctioned an eggs
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# how lovely!
woo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# The country thanks you.
The city also seems pleased about something.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# \o/ planet party \o/
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Robots motherfucker r cool
honkey
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# POlitiks in AaAQUNranims
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I say,
More of this. That's what this country needs.
/taxi driver speech
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Taps!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# this i like
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] oh it is robot week on b3ta!
quick and dirty
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Well I liked it!
woo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# I am going to register my approval
before this falls off the bottom of the board
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# A cute little puppy
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# :D
it looks so happy
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog!?
:D

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Because it is an
awesome dog!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Chien de la mécanique générique impressionnant!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# At least 200
times better than that Aibo majiga.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Nice style
This little fella reminds me of something you would see hopping around an old Amiga platformer.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# awesome
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# This is indeed a cute little puppy
He looks thoroughly happy

Edit: Have some fluff from a lunchtime wander at work :)






CFB
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# He's a honkey cheerful little blighter fuck :D
whore
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] This is RoboRoo, she is gonna zap you and kick yo asses
I'm gonna get u
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# i am in the middle of enjoying this.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# not if I crush its nads first, it won't.
its robonads, that is.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Splendid.
What does it keep in it's pocket?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# baby RoboRoo who she is training for future combats
mainly against the evil Wombats
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# this reminds me of something but I can't think what
i like it anyway
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Mine will bite your nuts off.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Good god
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# quick, run away!!!!
aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# No, run over here!

Edit, fucksocks, too many ham related gifs...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# don't know whether to run or fight back
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
That is excellent

*flees*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot CDC
Bindun?

CFB
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# haha.
how crude.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# IT'S A DONGLE!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I SEE WHAT YO DID THERE :O
cliick
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# mr monkey came back
yesterday mr monkey escaped from the evil animal facility and left poor bunny behind. See here:
b3ta.com/board/7752546
And here is today's dramatic conclusion...



(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# *sniff*
That poor creature.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# thilly potty
Lucky creature!
It gets all the latest vaccinations and free make up to boot!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# NOOOT AGAAAIN!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
woo yay
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# haha
it's fun and tragic
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# must be
that on a deep level I am unhappy myself, but I am saving my money that would otherwise go to a shrink by making a cartoon.

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Still
at least Bunny gets to try the very latest makeup before anyone else.

Nice.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# :((
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Monkey! Monkey!
Look at me when I'm talking to yer. That's not On!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] A pre-compo idea that kinda fits

I think I made it SWF.
Click for bigger
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# hahahaha.
this is what belongs in this compo.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# if I agreed with Pearoasting in compos
I'd add this:

it'll just go here.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hahahaha.
"no one's uglier than a cyberbully."
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# "mmmhmm...girlfriend"
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# pfff.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# lollerblasts
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Dead or alive
you're coming on me.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# ROFLCOP!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# MS Paint time.


MS Paint something and post it here, you shits.

Or don't. I guess you could just kill yourself instead, if you like.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# 'ave it!


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I kinda meant paint something real quick right now
But I guess any kind of MS paint shenanigans is fine too :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# How on earth did you convert it to a jpeg
without losing any clarity?

edit: forgot to say that's bloody brilliant
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# this isn't an MS paint job, but I'll post it anyway...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# i have found this comical.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# haha
but is it chicken or bacon? or BOTH?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# BOTH!
bacon eggs!
pork drumsticks!
pig-wings!
chicken chops!
8 pig breasts!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# bicken.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Too literal?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# FAR TOO LITERAL
DRAW A CAT RIGHT NOW
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Cat Facked Chicken
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# excellent use of airbrush and magenta
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Now you sound like my multimedia teacher
He's clearly taught me to a high standard, no?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I went over the lines!

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# can its eyes/ears be detached and live as separate entities?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Monkey Robot
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I can't tell if it's dangerously angry or dangerously bored
either way banana yellow is a good colour for a monkeybot
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# it has no emotion chip, that's why
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# we'll never be able to tell when it's going to flip out and kill us all ;_;
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] A monkeybot's gotta eat
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Compo this one
It's much better

Shading and highlights give me the horn
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Part of a bloody enormous (800*800 pixel) maze i did years ago
but i would have to start up my old comp to dig it up which will probably take several hours.

yay first image post - shame it's shit
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Years enough before Habbo Hotel
to sue them and live like a king?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# habbo hotel?
i'd better hit google
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# seems like it could've taken ages
most people make pixel towns or people or something, what made you decide to do a maze? :P
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# i had this thing about mazes :p
and the whole eboy quirky city thing seemed faaar too complicated

unless it's geometric, i can't do it
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# yays
did a dragun in paynt!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# spiraltastic!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# It's been a year, but still; been done?


Much happened in this year of b3ta I've missed? I've got an absolute wankload of b3ta newsletters to catch up on...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if it's bindun.
But strangely I haven't seen it before. So I guess you win something.

Nothing has happened in a year. At all. Nothing.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Nope nothing at all
:)

Please don't change your name. People (I mean me) get confused.

Welcome back!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# The name's
been this way for about two years now, methinks. Just trying to claw back some glory from my heady web development days...

And by heady, I mean I had as many clients as BJ has given other's his namesake...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

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