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# 60 years and the same thought...
(beardybeardbeard, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# ha
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# after sixty years
she finally smiled
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Bloody nazi's
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Bloody nazi's what?
Come on man; out with it!
(Spui, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ^this
what does nazi possess that gets your goat?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Thems German Royals, thems amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# You're a bigger fucking idiot than I thought
*raises bar*

or should that be lowers? :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# they're all a bunch of frigging bananas
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# *squints*
i honestly thought that said "simple bitch"

edit: much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# *clicks*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Ravaged by her dog...
French woman to receive first face transplant
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# God they were weird wen't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# French women?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# they still are
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# yes
i do
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# You do?
You've made me the happiest girl in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Sac Magique!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Wanna play with my sac magique?
*magic sacs mr.ons*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# mmmmmmm
Sac Magic! I like it, but not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# i always like the ginger one
in that special way
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
#
Où est le pamplemousse?
C'est une tasse de thé de votre cul!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# That is actually
my favourite French word ever!

Pamplemousse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# I literally have no idea why I did this
But AWWWW anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Its dead.
:*(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# It's not dead!!!!
*Sobs hysterically*
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I only just realised now
That Polar Bears probably don't speak English.

*sigh*

Pass the English - Kalaallisut dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# is it meant to be dead?
did he get killed by the flying "z"s?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Name that tune (and artist)

too easy?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Amy Winehouse
Back to Black
(got confused with an AC/DC tune)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# no
one word wrong
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ^^ that
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ^^no
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# ^^
ok
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# yeah
though have you been asking dealers for 'a's?
oh, right, i misunderstood something
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# not as easy as you first thou
no it was
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# target wine greenhouse
backbackblack
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# say what you see
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# target wine greenhouse
backbackblack?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# dunno, but is it an instructional piece about getting women back to your house?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Hmmmmm
*idea*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Aim E Wine House
Back to Black
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# aaaaah, now I understand the first bit!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# although technically it's
back 2 black

like you were taking a food order!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# prize
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Yay
*nums*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Snipe the Red Liquid Greenhouse
by Doubleback
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# you made that up
you cheeky monkey
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# YOU GOT ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Raining Blood by Slayer?
I suck at these..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# you really do
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# big in yer face

edit: that's enough. bored now.
320kb
(st3v3-o, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# thats nice
but big
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I really like that.
I like it because it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I looked
so there for i am out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# as cheddar once said
so wrong, but yet so good

seriously, this is ultrowoo, but needlessy large
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# radioactive man!



that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# roy lichtenstein?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# he may of licked ten Steins, he may of licked nine
we will never know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# *looks out*
Woo! great stuff!

Edit: I really like that. try posting gif instead of png next time, works very well for drawings and keeps the filesize down :)

Edit2: Much better with the paper!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# png
files are only large because they're badly optimised by the either the software or user or both.
They actually compress better than gifs if you do it right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portable_Network_Graphics#File_size_and_optimization_software
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# a bit, yes
but only if you use png-8
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# That was interesting.
I knew toss all about png before. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# You're very welcome
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# blimey
that was just like being back on 28k dialup
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# boo hoo
blah blah blah... tried to resize it in photobucket and it made the file size bigger for some reason.

(st3v3-o, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# defensive little troll aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# hmm
hmm
(st3v3-o, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# here
www.b3tards.com/u/15fa5bbfc7346f21c0c5/st3v3-o-lookoutlossygif.gif
it goes shit if i make it lossier than this
[edit: yes, the way you've done it now is the best way]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# alternatively
www.b3tards.com/u/6bbe243796bf5161159c/lookout.gif
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# that was uncalled for
*wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# i find it works best
if you stand three foot back from the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# you're right
brings out the colours and smoothens the hard bits :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# yeah
Am I allowed to upload a smoother version?
The whole transparent .png idea was a bit pointless really.
(st3v3-o, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# do as you like
just try getting near 50k, or the locals'll get angry again :)
you should know the "FAQ!" "BIGGER!" etc rituals by now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# arr.
*waves pitchspork*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# hehehe
*gets the feeling the mashed potato barrier for the castle wasn't that a good idea*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# it gets worse
i brought badger from bodger & badger along
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Just make it a .gif, fella
It'll be much smaller and smoother, wins all round.

S'gorgeous, would be a shame to have it frowned on for the sake of a few kb
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# show me one of your .gifs
and i'll make it a smaller .png
unless we're talking lossy .gifs like what i tried up there ^^
(edit: basically, what he said)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# your mum
might have said that. Mine always did.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# s'good
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# luvlee
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# mongoose
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# votre goose!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# fois gras!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# so wrong, but yet so good
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# history of my life
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# your goose is leaky :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# poor goose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor old Professor Yaffles last TV appearence was on cash in the attic...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7801494
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# You did this in MSPaint.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Is her jacket flickering?
Or is my screen bolloxed?
(Cuedoss, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# i get the same
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Would be your screen.
You can't animate in MSPaint ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# It looks cross stitched
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# That's because it was done in MSPaint
MATT DAMON
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# HI IM MATT DAMON
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# it is cross stiched
it's this fall fashion. Also for her tan.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# cross stitched teeth won't get through much
she'll have to use a straw
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# MATT DAMON
Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I'll be watching Team America in eactly 34 minutes
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
M-A-T-T D-A-M-O-N!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# spanks!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY SURPRISE SCREAM
CAYKE'S ON ME
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# thank you kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# happy happy
the card with goatse on is in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# ooo can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# happy that stuff and thing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i take your happiness and swallow it whole
/burp
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# hippy b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Is cash in the attic a programme watched by people
that sit at home all day claiming for work related injuries via InjuryLawyers4u?
(Cuedoss, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# yes
i am one of these people
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I was today
I have a bad back and watched King of Queens, Taxi, Desmonds and My Family. Fuck the pain I am going back tomorrow
(Cuedoss, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# my family
is so poor

the programme that is not my family
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Lighten up hippy, tanks are cool


(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# i bet
they do :)
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I like that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# tanks certainly are cool
nice pic :)
(boognish, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a fireman, twisted fireman...


Evenin' all
= D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# very good
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# haha
or firestopper
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# nice.
obligatory link to arson sam
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Haha
still love that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# cerified best thing evar
I love the satanic theme music
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Mincey fire stopper!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Evening
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# haha
the ad was just on bbc1 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# i am the hitcher
let me put you in the picture

*sings the entire song*

/glee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Creepin' in your room in the dead of night
with me solo polo vision
*knows the song*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Everyone does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# best boosh character easy
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# EELS
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ^Best episode EVER.
The Hitcher is a foot!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# ha
that song was funny

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yTgdJ_cEP0
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# german tv is not nearly as funny
:(
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# They forgot his giant thumb again in this series
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# It's just Papa Lazarou really
still funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I reckon The Spirit Of Jazz
is more of a Papa Lazarou character. Might just be the makeup though.
(Ballunatic, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# The only real similarities are that both characters have top hats (on top of long hair) and face paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# This is
true.
(Ballunatic, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I don't think Papa Lazarou is like any Boosh character.
They may look similar, but Lazarou was infinately less strange.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# There must be some influences
from The League of Gentlemen in the Boosh somewhere though, though the League was a lot darker.
(Ballunatic, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Maybe.
But they're a whole different thing, really.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# HELLO DAVE
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# That guy has REALLY small eyes..
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# He has the nicest eyes ever....
*Swoons*

I've done more swooning on this board today than is healthy.
I'm scared to leave my seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Haha
I like Howard.
Vince is a bit of a prick in this series, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Haha I don't think you're wrong, there.
Originally the format was "Howard loses. Vince wins", but they seem to have changed it to "Howard loses. Vince is likely to be the cause and takes the piss."
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# The radio series is still superior.
That's not to say I didn't find Eels rather funny, because I did.
I'm looking forward to Inner Space next week too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly that the radio series is better than their tv stuff
It's much funnier imagining what's going on, rather than having it on the screen, the budgets don't stretch to their flights of fancy unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# In the DVD commentaries they say they're going for the low budget look.
I'm not entirely sure I believe them, but there's definitely style in it.

I haven't heard the radio stuff, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# If you're a fan then I recommend getting hold of their original radio series
It was on Radio 4 several years ago, available from all good torrent shops :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# It's probably still on BBC7's Listen Again.

edit: Fridays at 22:30
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# This makes Tony the prawn very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# He's furious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# haha
yes he probably would be the mad fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Yeah
He does my head in a bit the way he's gradually going a bit too over the top with the clothing and hair.
And the fact that he's on every single profile of all the 14 year olds on myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# It's his look. Check out his look.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# "I can't, I feel awkward"
"You always look awkward! Walking into a shop, you look awkward! That's his look, the awkward look!"

Ahh that John Woss interview was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Howard's just the butt of his jokes.
I didn't find myself liking Vince for one second during the episode 2.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Not even when he did the impression of walking away with legs like trombones?
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I don't remember that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# To be fair it was probably the funniest thing of the whole series.
Apart from when Dixon Bainbridge points at stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I was talking about the new series.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I thought you might be.
Vince does seem to have lost his innocent charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# First series, episode 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Also see the Boosh live at Brixton.
contains bag of cocks putdown as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Not forgetting satchel of vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Name that tune (and artist)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Go West?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# nice try
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# You see two faces. A man and a woman. Next to them is a skeleton, head in his hand.
What now?
>
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# going out west (from the album bone machine)
by tom waits?

i know i'm not right, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# no
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I got it
(I helped save b3ta! Adamsky, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# well share it then
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# The Killers
Bones
(I helped save b3ta! Adamsky, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# prize
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Yay
although I already had some with crackers.

mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Adamsky, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Teach those honkeys a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# wrong
sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Shit...
Um..

Glósóli by Sigur Rós?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# boney m
wests
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# unlucky
it's won now (and your guess is wrong)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# angry alien
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *rerents*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# also *rerents*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# stupid handwriting
in another one of the grim reaper in a skirt it looks as though the title is "peach wears a pink tutu"



stupid fingers...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I'm a scientist
every week I sit through endless meetings and seminars. My notebooks are full of doodles, pages upon pages. Pray I never get bored enough to scan them.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# IT'S SLURMS MCKENZIE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Whimmy wham wham wozzle!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# On the plains of the squarevannah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# lmao!
At that giraffe having a drink. Lmao indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Infact,
LMFAO after looking at his legs again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# yay
and it looks like that elephant has an umbrella at first glance
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Lolz at the giraffe
Who has been giving the Zebras and Elephants green umbrellas

Edit: oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Adamsky, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# I did notice this, but was too lazy to change it.
I will draw the trees after everything else next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I love you, Bloop.
Really. You lovely lovely bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# I love you too
you crazy melemon farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Lets make angular fruit, bay-bee
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I will try an angular fruit
but it might just look like a square
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Blimey!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Skillz sir.
Square skillz to pay the square billz
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I wish they did
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# All I can really respond with is...
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
koala koala koala koala koala koala
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# response accepted
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Gabriel the Toad has a great reception on X Factor!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Ow.
Eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# That's a lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# as a friendly hint for future pictures
photographs tend to save much better as jpgs and give smaller file sizes than a gif would.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# mmmm...
I know but then I get gassed by the board Nazis for using up too much bandwidth....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Not if you optimise it
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# does that mean I
see the best happening in the future for my pic???!!! ;)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# er
*DANGER WILL ROBINSON* DANGER** LOGIC NO LONGER MAKES SENSE*

->bang<-
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# well
that's my point, this would look better and be a smaller picture if it was saved as a jpg instead of a gif

and also if you replace it and someone starts whingeing about the extra 30k bandwidth the replaced picture takes up then they really do need a new internet connection
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# photoshopped images only?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# oh my.
i don't have a decent woo, so have this
snipurl.com/1tvrz
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# They have them like that in France too
near the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Classy place that France
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Surely you only have a 180 degree view of the flats
If you're taking a shit in the trough.

Otherwise, you have a 180 degree view of a wooden wall.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I wondered why there was piss in my cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# to me
to me?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Hahah, almost mindpiss.
And no, I won't compo it, I have a better idea I will do tomorrow....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# *shocked*
It's my dream come true! I love them men =o)
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
#
them
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# that
is one of the scariest things i have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ha
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# arf!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Finished my brothers Birthday present, it's his van and his guitar.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

excuse the filesize, i've already reduced the quality a fair bit to get it this small...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# that's well good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Fanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# i like this
i alos like his acoustic guitar very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Lovely!
I particularly like the reflections
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# oooo
thats very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Is the painting his present? Or a MM van and guitar?
Either way, I think he'll be chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# heh
it's printed out and framed.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# that's teh aces!
he'll be well pleased with that

i would be!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# I say
thats rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Coolness
I'm very impressed and I'm sure he's going to love it.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# That's nice, Mr. Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# It's all kinds
of Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Define Cynical



Unfortunatly I can't claim credit for this joke. plif.andkon.com/archive/wc215.gif
I just liked the idea and then I really like how the little people turned out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] As the 21st Century dawned

Benn was able to drop the macho crap.
Soz if it's bindun.
(Cuedoss, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# phwoooar
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Oh wait.
Cake in background. Fat bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# pfft!
CAYYKE! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# I think he is wearing on of those slimming body stockings
Wot I saw in Woolworths
(Cuedoss, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Dooorty
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# would
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# The Rev. Spooner's kids party games #3

Chewsickle mares.

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I saw it as bisickle-horse.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# where is #'s 1+2
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# They were
post in the lost
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# haha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# BUZZIN'
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# that poor bunny's got his sneeze stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Those super high frequencies we can't hear have some fucking ACE beats.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Oh.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Doesn't this prove parkinsons in animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# It's that chap from Public Enemy.
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Yeeeaaaaaaa Booooooiiiieee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Must be listening to DJ P&Ps last mash up...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Livin' 4 da beat! Woo!
But they is damaging their healths! Da bunny has gone blind and da calf has broke his necks! Where is da EHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# DRUM AND BAAAAAAAASSSS!
im going to see pendulum this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

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