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(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hehe. I don't doubt it does
considering I refurbished half of their holdings. And I'm not cheap.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Now that is a t-shirt if ever Ive seen one!
How do Dixie?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I made it last year and while at a street jazz festival (DONT ASK), 2 women came up to me and asked me where a certain gay club was.
Fuck knows why they picked me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Coz you look like a big gay bear!
And also, were you wearing your Pocoyo outfit? ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# It doesn't fit me anymore since I became the homecoming burger queen
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Aww no!
You could always send it to me :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Top Shop!~
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
Berliner for you then Dixon?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Gefüllt :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
great work as ever :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# the cock's
almost the only thing that's not magenta!

Aces
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# lip-smacking
Woo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# oh my.
*clicks*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# :D
Nicely.

*mwa* hello puss.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 'lo! :D x
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Spritzig! :)

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmmm...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That actually made me laugh out loud!

Also, that looks more like severe carpet burn grazing on her face then Chocolate :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :D
I love Toblerone. I wish it would punish me so much for it though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Missy?
You dropped this "'nt"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# You really don't know her very well do you...
You can bite it off chunk by chunk if you really want to masochistic gum stabbing action.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# OH, so I did.
But also what Jeru said is a bit true.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# it does
it pokes you up the fucking nose when you're trying to bite a piece off.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YES.
And in the top of your mouth.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Surely thats why you break the bits off
rather than guzzling it all down at once?

You Toblerone Guzzler you!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Of course.
I guzzle most things.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ^this
guzzling ftw
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
I like this compo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# agreed
but it still doesn't make up for moustaches or pylons :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pylons was great!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# that's great!
Nice hummus, nice execution too
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# cheers and ta!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Haha!
Woo. First compo click for me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hahah yes! *click*
Once, when my auntie was younger, she got Grampy a toblerone (like she did every year) for christmas. It was triangle shaped, naturally, and this year he decided to think her for it before h opened it.
"Thankyou for the toblerone"
"WHO TOLD YOU!?" *bursts out crying*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Grampy?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# We've ALWAYS called him Grampy.
Even dad calls him that.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I made you all a desktop.
Sorry if it doesn't fit your monitor.

Click for 1280x1024

Click for 1024x768
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# GREEN
so GOOD.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Excellent
lots of dark bits for icons, but in MYSTERIOUS, RANDOM PLACES!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# make us a star wars something Jahled!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I'm to knackered to geezer!
I've been working since nine and still am from home for a while
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# that wins the gayest picture on the internet award
congrats!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
this was my first thought, but i went for the compliment, being the liberal pinko cunt that i am.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# fucking liberal pinko commie
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# You fucking Wazzock!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahah I need a badge for that.
I was feel especially fluffy tonight.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ha
thought you couldnt draw trees, you cock.

You've gone very artistic recently, well done indeed.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# The tree is a brush from anaRasha-stock on deviantART :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# oh
I thought you made it.

gay.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *cries*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# gayer
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# SO'S YOUR FACE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *cries*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# gayer
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# looks like someone found the Custom Shape Tool ;)
that's lully
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# :D
One of the Butterflies escaped.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# TREE!
i'm gonna make a background now - its gonna be crap but i'll like it! brb!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# wtf are those things hanging from?
the sky?

ace pic, btw ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# God's nostril hairs.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ah.
is that why it's all green?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I imagined you'd say that.
Because if you didn't, I'd have said it for you.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# aawwww
sweet
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *hug*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I really am acting like a raging poof tonight aren't I?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# yes.
yes you are.
*re-hugs*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# That is very lovely!
But my desktop is taken up with a lovely picture of a newborn Titi Monkey I'm afraid :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Is vere pretty.
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Thanks :D
Still nothing in the post. Maybe tomorrow :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I have a widescreen monitor, you insensitive clod!
But seriously, woo.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Credit Crunch
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Mastercard seem to be developing an unexpected market dominance of late.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I want to make a joke about Masturbation
but I won't.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# PUT THAT AWAY!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That is due to the ease with which
they let people license their platform. Particularly these Pre-paid cards and such.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I'm not at work.
Don't talk about prepaid cards.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# O Rly?
Who do you work for? My old company started selling them quite a while ago. It appears they are doing quite well out of it!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# The company that shall not be named.
As I know some folks here who may or may not be on work for one of our clients. MY client, to be precise.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# pre-paid cards?
Oh my word. It's another way of flouncing finance regulations to give money to those that need it most yet can pay it back least.
Not that I have a problem with keeping the downtrodden down but me. It fucks up the futures market.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# And it's also a damn good way of providing bonuses.
I don't work in the financial sector, I should point out.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I'm not at all concerned with how you earn your money.
I am frightfully opposed to the manner in which your employers earn theirs though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Of which you know.....nothing.
We don't give money to anyone, we provide internal services for large employers. are you opposed to external payroll providers? We're very similar.

Sorry love, but I know more about my employers than you do.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Am I getting any of it?
no. Opposed! ( imagine big red ink stamp saying opposed here, I can't be arsed to shop it ;))
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# You're a shitbox.
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# but you
are now moister than Middlesborough traffic warden for me ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# oi shush
people might think you mean it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
# you work for voldemort.net?
WITCH!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahaha, I'm definitely Slytherin.
Black, silver and green make up 90% of my wardrobe.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# black and red for me.
i love silver and green, but i have neither the complexion nor the figure for it.
yet.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I don't have the figure
but I've got the colouring.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i noticed that too
how are you btw?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Not gonna happen.
What will happen is that people wont be able to get mortgages on houses, so they will rent and it will become a market dictated by the buyers, so rent will fall majorly, leaving people with lots of spare cash to spend on sweeties and beer. Ergo, Visa and Mastercard and High Street Shops will get lots of money!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Duh...
Lots of people wanting to rent = up goes demand = UP goes rent.

That + higher oil prices + higher inflation (now the BoE is also N Rock) = less disposable cash.

Going to happen.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Hey is this big enough?
Down with facebook yaaaarrr11!!


click for 1080p
www.b3tards.com/u/e447583e56cb3c63208c/chakademus.jpg

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# eh?

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# what have you shopped?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Only an entire facebook page
look closely, the devil is in the details. If the devi happens to be quite mundane
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i don't see what you've done
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# essentially
its just a big TOAP.

The conceit is all these applications that ask what are you are so prevalent that one with lesser-known mid-90s reggae bands could be made the subject of one. the text is all my own, they pictures were placed there, etc.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i don't understand what you are trying to acheive
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# or actually
4 words that might mean something to a juvenile.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# what the fuck?
Smithers. I demand a red button that allows me to explode the fuckwits as they appear!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I'll do my best.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Ah yes. And Smithers.
All thos chaps I see you with at weekends, the ones with the hard hats and muscles. Have them come and work for me on site. They seem like a lively bunch. Dammit. RED BUTTON! *clicks* *clicks*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# that's not a red button mr burns
that is my swollen ring-piece. I blame the workmen.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *clicks* *clicks*
Smithers, the button appears to be broken. and deep.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i want one, too!
a button, that is, not a smithers.
or a fuckwit.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ignore?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Big
and also what?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Pasanonic = Danny Bonaduce, I had the last name wrong
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ARGH NSFW
is that chuck norris?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# NO I'VE SEEN THIS THANK YOU.
Danny Bonaduce? You heartless bastard!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# haha
yes indeed.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# God Save The Queen
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# you may drink your weak lemon drink now
:P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# fucking hell.
I've not been that lean since belsen I was about 25.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ARe you on facebook?
Dont you get all the invites of "Which Dr Who are you?" "Which member of Heroes are you" and all that?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I am
and I do. I have THREE friends. One from primary school, one from high school and one from here.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Awww :(
Do you wanna facebook buddy? a/s/l? ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Nah, I like my three.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I actively avoid community sites
Like the luddite I am. In fact I hate talking to people on the int...oh shit.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I am over the age of 15
and quite educated. I have no idea what facebook is apart from what i hear on the news or read here. I pray to the god of all beers it remains so.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# yer,
but only 56.6k, howsabout that then?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Doesn't make any more sense.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wanna know which of the Outhere brothers I would be myself :)

After all, I just fell from a regga trip!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I'd be
Keith "Malik" Mayberry. Unfortunately, I dont reckon anyone would get what I was on about
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# wha?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hahahahahahah
bloody good old chap
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha love it!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i havent mentioned previously
but i love this intensely.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Go.
Away.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# o
k
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] *Surely* bindun?


(edit: the company's called Magenta and they have a cock-able magenta swoopy thingy. I added the word cock. Oh, never mind.)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Who they?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# an incredibly
geeky company that does something to do with AV products.

Essentially it was merely a cheap ruse for me to squeeze the word 'cock' into an image challenge.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Arf!
No need to get the word cock into a compo, there was a whole week of it last weeks compo :)

/moustache nazi
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's have some truth in advertising
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Once you shop
they won't stop!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

Edited due to popular demand
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# very nice!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# you know what would make this ideally perfect?
btw woo
the monkey needs a bottle of water :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaa
Well, that gets my click and no mistake... d'oh
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yes!
the water bottles? perfection, my friend, perfection.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] a blast from the past

(compo repost)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# chompoq?
emmm wut?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Compaq.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# whats compaq?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Oh ok,
They are a computer firm.

Here you go: www.compaq.co.uk/

They are owned by HP, or the other way round or summint.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# oh i thought it was a sandwich company
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Feel free to critique

I'm just posting this to pass time while I'm blue-ing. Also, I am in the mood to tell someone to fuck off. :]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *CRITIQUES*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# HATE LIFE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# oh but i do...
just not mine
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# My friend wanted me to write it.
xp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Does she hate life, or is it ironic?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *shrugs*
He's an idiot.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# aww i wanted someone to tell me to fuck off
i was all ready to go
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Aw.
But you're too nice. Alright, hold on. *readies self*

FUCK OFF! GAWD!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# *cries*
your mean
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oh
now I feel mean. I meant, really, if someone pissed me off. *hugs*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Super Hans!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# *super hero pose*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Blue-ing?
That.....can't mean what I think it does. You wouldn't be able to draw at the same time.


Blue as in feeling blue?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I'm waiting for the blue hair dye to set.
But also feeling blue.

What a coincidence. Heh.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# OH.
over the pink? Excellent. Good combo.

What dye you using? You can get Special Effects over there, that's what I used to use.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I bleached it first.
But the bleach didn't work too well and I had strawberries and cream hair for a day.

Yeah, SE is my favorite, but it's getting harder to get lately. The only place selling it 'round here is Hot Topic, and they're not selling it anymore. But I like Raw, too, so it's okay.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I could never get on with Raw.
I like Directions, which is from over here but you can import it- it's nicer to your hair than most other dyes. Only semi-perm but that's good for changeability (for the last 5 years of my teenagerdom I changed my hair colour every few months.)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I don't like Manic Panic.
And now they're selling something called Color Fiend. But I've yet to try it.
Directions? I'll look for that. My hair is so fried. I don't really care, but, the bleach is what's the problem. My hair is naturally so dark.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# My hair's white blonde (currently dyed ginger with henna).
I've only used bleach once and it.....killed my hair. I had to have it all cut off.

I hate Manic Panic, they're awful.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Could never use henna
just 'cause the dark hair thing.
Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to fix my hair, but everyone's telling me how my hair will fall out, and it's kinda annoying. xp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# All I'll say is be careful.
That's it. After that, your hair's your own.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Heheh
thank you. ^.^
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I used to hate it as well.
Wait until people start telling you you need to start using night cream.

I'M TWENTY FUCKING THREE.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# don't worry
i've got 10 years on you, but i have about 2 wrinkles and they only show up when i'm pissed/hungover. i never use those stupid creams.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I do face masks every so often.
Generally I'm just clean and moisturise. That's me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i'll do a face mask if i'm out on the pull
otherwise, it's a bit of cleanser and moisturiser whenever i can be arsed, which is about once a fortnight.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# People keep telling me my hair IS falling out
It just sheds because it's long dammit!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Manic Panic?
Is that some kind of 8-bit hair dye?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# There is a MAN in the GIRL conversation.
*pelts with tampons*


clean ones, obviously.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# There are girls in this man conversation
*pelts with condoms*

Filled with billard balls, obviously.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Shitbag.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Those too.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :-(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Girls!
Pfft!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# So...what do you think about power tools?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
They are great for cutting up bodies
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Living or deceased?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I was happily leafing through the screwfix catalogue last weekend.
I'm buying a drill and some stuff for sorting out the damp patch on the wall.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Whatever ya big girl ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Yup.
Every soft, soft inch of me.

*brandishes drill*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# But the hard inches are all man.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hell yeah, bitch.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# may i suggest painting your breasts and using them to decorate?
gives an interesting finish
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I would need a big ladder
my ceilings are 10 foot.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# you can stand on my shoulders?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I don't think so.
I'm dead heavy.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i broke a snap-on socket this week, and my ratchet is playing up
they have a life time guarantee but I've not seen anywhere selling them for about 100 miles! any ideas?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# INTERNETS
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *plugs socket into the internet*
oh noes, its broken socket - no connection :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Aww.
I thought INTERNETS was the answer to everything. what about...hmm...MUDKIPZ!?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# erm
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Move.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i enjoy hair dye
AND getting my hands on something manly and pulsating.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You can get pulsating hair dye now.
It sounds perfect for you.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# black nail varnish
is too emo

/critique

Nice drawing ability though!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I wear it, but only when my nails are long.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahah
It's pencil-colored. Gray, I guess. :]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# my nails / hands are full of grease / paint
even with solvents it doesnt come off!
*floats around the room*
my nails are jet black *well under them anyways*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Why?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# because my car has no suspension / brakes at the moment
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Ooh.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# its floating outside right now...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# those are very dirty nails


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# good hand practice
nice to see you developing yo ass. good work, I shall decided which is my favourite momentarily.

Edit: the RAWK one.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahah
RAWK ftw.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ace
tell me to fuck off if you like, but they look like drawings from a book called something like "how to pleasure your girlfriend" ;)

/coat
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# You're in the mood to tell someone to fuck off eyy.....
I was planning on doing the typical 'I've had your mum', but then I realised mohafa was on here.

"I've had your step-dad"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# It seems like you have spent almost five minutes doing this
and posting it kitty, you don't think spending a bit more time on your work before uploading to the board might be more productive even whilst your blue hair dye is drying? It's not as if Wednesdays aren't steroid enough as it is

I genuinely liked that Sid Vicious post the other day, but this just seems like a pointless scribble
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Sorry.
I'll not post my sketches here anymore, then...?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I don't think that's what Jahled was saying.
After all, you do say "Feel free to critique"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I think a lot of people would probably say
if you are going to post the small or sketchier sketches, then group a load of them together rather than having a post for each figure you draw.

Directed at KillerKitti obviously, the subject got a bit confused there.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That's upto you
but that's hardly your best effort, or what you're easily capable of; even you must see that :)

I shall relurk to continue typing the world's most boring list of scientific animal names

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Those are really good! :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# warning warning
emergency emo!!!

DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know about rebranding
but I did find the secret hidden bit of Tesco's logo.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Every little helps all your base are belong to us
would have been better, so 1/2 a woo for you!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# brilliant
lols
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# pfft!
*releases all zigs*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# every little helps
...all your base metal coins are belong to us...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] seems fitting
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Great use of meme!
*clicks*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You feck :)

Did you enjoy that vid of Rob before then? How come you had never seen them before?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I'm not much of a Manuel-googler :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# bindun?


/sorry, binages
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# oof.
click.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i was expecting him to get a roasting...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Well,
the 'shopping is awful, but I do love a potato.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# yeah im shite at shopping
but it made me chuckle so i thought id share.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Not a logo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Lovely
also very nice bendy spliff.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# but certainly smashing
*approves*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Nice logo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i wish i owned a ruler
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# SKUG!
I am your ruler!

*rules and stuff*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# oh ok
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I do a lovely line in Belgium queens,
if you are interested?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Lovely.
:]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] How long

have I been waiting for an excuse to do this?!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# 36 minutes.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# An ecxuse for magenta cockery on b3ta?


And you waited!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I did!
It makes it all the sweeter that an appropriate challenge came up.

If you'll excuse the expression.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I leave this here?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *snort!*
I'm not sure if it's true, but I like that!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# feet?
each to their own.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ^this

:]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hehhehheheh.
 
I have had some fine fair-trade coffees but by and large they do have a certain aroma of ballsac
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# that taste is usually masked by slave-blood
mmmm, full-bodied aroma.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# You just made me laugh into my beer can.
Now I have a wet nose.



(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# are you
a dog? If so, nothing to worry about. Is normal.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I had intended on giving you a wet nose
I am now ahead of schedule.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# :D
Grotty little bastard. *glee*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# you are mother maggie
aicmfp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Whoey Eh?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# she's the one
that calls stewie a grotty little bastard
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I don't remember that one.
Was she fit?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# when he goes to the bbc to meet Mother Maggie from his favourite tv show
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# OH.
Yes, then.

Less of the accent though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *Inserts some kind of dog joke*


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# mindpisses
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I would like, as always, to highlight how much I hate fairtrade and all it stands for.
The money grabbing, marketeering, opportunistic, exploitative cunts.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Coldplay?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# No, fairtrade.
Don't buy into it, they are stealing from you and ruining people's lives.

They are the worst kind of exploitative arseholes - if you are going to shit on people and rip people off at least have the decency to admit it, instead of pretending that you are helping the very communities that you are destroying.

Bouycott fair trade people.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# yeh, i dont go for that bollocks either
but i know plenty of people who mindlessly do it, based on reports written by Fairtrade and based on the label.

But it's cool to have fairtrade stuff in your kitchen, it means you're like totally socially responsible and permits you to wear kaftans with a straight face.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# The fuck's wrong with kaftans?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Demis Roussos.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# NO HE'S LOVELY.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# haha nothing, nothing
unless you're a vegan with a mohecan, working at schuh, and having anarchistic pretensions you never shut the fuck up about and just die in horrific pain.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Pfft, I only have the kaftan.
I wear it when listening to the Grateful Dead then my Dad reminds me I was born in '84.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i enjoy feet
that taste like coffee. foot-tasting coffee.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# If you have paps that taste like the cream in Custard Creams, let's get it on baby
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'm aroused by this.
And, inevitably, concerned by that.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# When you become aroused by 95% of things
THEN get concerned.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# And I'm intrigued by that.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i'm so creamy!
*gets it on*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA I really hope one day you say that within my earshot.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i shall include it in my 10000
just for you ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
The harsh ones are the best
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
#
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(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I'll nail the fucker up, let's do this thing!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# well, that was the original idea behind the name, actually

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Pr0n search?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yes.
That's why they are called Google.

Next?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

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