Once, when my auntie was younger, she got Grampy a toblerone (like she did every year) for christmas. It was triangle shaped, naturally, and this year he decided to think her for it before h opened it. "Thankyou for the toblerone" "WHO TOLD YOU!?" *bursts out crying*
As I know some folks here who may or may not be on work for one of our clients. MY client, to be precise.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25,
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pre-paid cards?
Oh my word. It's another way of flouncing finance regulations to give money to those that need it most yet can pay it back least. Not that I have a problem with keeping the downtrodden down but me. It fucks up the futures market.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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And it's also a damn good way of providing bonuses.
I don't work in the financial sector, I should point out.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29,
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I'm not at all concerned with how you earn your money.
I am frightfully opposed to the manner in which your employers earn theirs though.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:31,
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Of which you know.....nothing.
We don't give money to anyone, we provide internal services for large employers. are you opposed to external payroll providers? We're very similar.
Sorry love, but I know more about my employers than you do.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33,
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Am I getting any of it?
no. Opposed! ( imagine big red ink stamp saying opposed here, I can't be arsed to shop it ;))
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:35,
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You're a shitbox.
:D
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:37,
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but you
are now moister than Middlesborough traffic warden for me ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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oi shush
people might think you mean it.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:42,
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you work for voldemort.net?
WITCH!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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Hahahaha, I'm definitely Slytherin.
Black, silver and green make up 90% of my wardrobe.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30,
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black and red for me.
i love silver and green, but i have neither the complexion nor the figure for it. yet.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:39,
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I don't have the figure
but I've got the colouring.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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i noticed that too
how are you btw?
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23,
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Not gonna happen.
What will happen is that people wont be able to get mortgages on houses, so they will rent and it will become a market dictated by the buyers, so rent will fall majorly, leaving people with lots of spare cash to spend on sweeties and beer. Ergo, Visa and Mastercard and High Street Shops will get lots of money!
(Clawhand LukeOld bear! He likes the honey!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17,
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what?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18,
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eh?
(Clawhand LukeOld bear! He likes the honey!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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what have you shopped?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20,
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Only an entire facebook page
look closely, the devil is in the details. If the devi happens to be quite mundane
(Clawhand LukeOld bear! He likes the honey!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26,
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i don't see what you've done
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29,
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essentially
its just a big TOAP.
The conceit is all these applications that ask what are you are so prevalent that one with lesser-known mid-90s reggae bands could be made the subject of one. the text is all my own, they pictures were placed there, etc.
(Clawhand LukeOld bear! He likes the honey!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:34,
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i don't understand what you are trying to acheive
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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or actually
4 words that might mean something to a juvenile.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33,
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what the fuck?
Smithers. I demand a red button that allows me to explode the fuckwits as they appear!
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Excellent!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21,
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I'll do my best.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22,
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Ah yes. And Smithers.
All thos chaps I see you with at weekends, the ones with the hard hats and muscles. Have them come and work for me on site. They seem like a lively bunch. Dammit. RED BUTTON! *clicks* *clicks*
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:26,
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that's not a red button mr burns
that is my swollen ring-piece. I blame the workmen.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:30,
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*clicks* *clicks*
Smithers, the button appears to be broken. and deep.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32,
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i want one, too!
a button, that is, not a smithers. or a fuckwit.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23,
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ignore?
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Big
and also what?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Pasanonic = Danny Bonaduce, I had the last name wrong
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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Thank you.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08,
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aww i wanted someone to tell me to fuck off
i was all ready to go
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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Aw.
But you're too nice. Alright, hold on. *readies self*
FUCK OFF! GAWD!
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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*cries*
your mean
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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Oh
now I feel mean. I meant, really, if someone pissed me off. *hugs*
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13,
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Yay!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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:]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17,
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Super Hans!
(its_hatorah_bitchis b3ta the devil you know on,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06,
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*super hero pose*
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08,
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Blue-ing?
That.....can't mean what I think it does. You wouldn't be able to draw at the same time.
Blue as in feeling blue?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06,
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I'm waiting for the blue hair dye to set.
But also feeling blue.
What a coincidence. Heh.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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OH.
over the pink? Excellent. Good combo.
What dye you using? You can get Special Effects over there, that's what I used to use.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08,
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I bleached it first.
But the bleach didn't work too well and I had strawberries and cream hair for a day.
Yeah, SE is my favorite, but it's getting harder to get lately. The only place selling it 'round here is Hot Topic, and they're not selling it anymore. But I like Raw, too, so it's okay.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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I could never get on with Raw.
I like Directions, which is from over here but you can import it- it's nicer to your hair than most other dyes. Only semi-perm but that's good for changeability (for the last 5 years of my teenagerdom I changed my hair colour every few months.)
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11,
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I don't like Manic Panic.
And now they're selling something called Color Fiend. But I've yet to try it. Directions? I'll look for that. My hair is so fried. I don't really care, but, the bleach is what's the problem. My hair is naturally so dark.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13,
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My hair's white blonde (currently dyed ginger with henna).
I've only used bleach once and it.....killed my hair. I had to have it all cut off.
I hate Manic Panic, they're awful.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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Could never use henna
just 'cause the dark hair thing. Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to fix my hair, but everyone's telling me how my hair will fall out, and it's kinda annoying. xp
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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All I'll say is be careful.
That's it. After that, your hair's your own.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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Heheh
thank you. ^.^
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17,
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I used to hate it as well.
Wait until people start telling you you need to start using night cream.
I'M TWENTY FUCKING THREE.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20,
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don't worry
i've got 10 years on you, but i have about 2 wrinkles and they only show up when i'm pissed/hungover. i never use those stupid creams.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:27,
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I do face masks every so often.
Generally I'm just clean and moisturise. That's me.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29,
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i'll do a face mask if i'm out on the pull
otherwise, it's a bit of cleanser and moisturiser whenever i can be arsed, which is about once a fortnight.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33,
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People keep telling me my hair IS falling out
It just sheds because it's long dammit!
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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Manic Panic?
Is that some kind of 8-bit hair dye?
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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There is a MAN in the GIRL conversation.
*pelts with tampons*
clean ones, obviously.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17,
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There are girls in this man conversation
*pelts with condoms*
Filled with billard balls, obviously.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20,
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Shitbag.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22,
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Those too.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22,
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:-(
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24,
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(Doomladenms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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I wear it, but only when my nails are long.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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Hahah
It's pencil-colored. Gray, I guess. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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my nails / hands are full of grease / paint
even with solvents it doesnt come off! *floats around the room* my nails are jet black *well under them anyways*
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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Why?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11,
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because my car has no suspension / brakes at the moment
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13,
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Ooh.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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its floating outside right now...
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23,
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those are very dirty nails
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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good hand practice
nice to see you developing yo ass. good work, I shall decided which is my favourite momentarily.
Edit: the RAWK one.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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Hahah
RAWK ftw.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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ace
tell me to fuck off if you like, but they look like drawings from a book called something like "how to pleasure your girlfriend" ;)
/coat
(Avastis still alive!!!!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11,
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You're in the mood to tell someone to fuck off eyy.....
I was planning on doing the typical 'I've had your mum', but then I realised mohafa was on here.
"I've had your step-dad"
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11,
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Hahahahahah
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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It seems like you have spent almost five minutes doing this
and posting it kitty, you don't think spending a bit more time on your work before uploading to the board might be more productive even whilst your blue hair dye is drying? It's not as if Wednesdays aren't steroid enough as it is
I genuinely liked that Sid Vicious post the other day, but this just seems like a pointless scribble
(JahledThree shades of black,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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Sorry.
I'll not post my sketches here anymore, then...?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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I don't think that's what Jahled was saying.
After all, you do say "Feel free to critique"
(Ptolemythe man with the silent pea,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20,
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I think a lot of people would probably say
if you are going to post the small or sketchier sketches, then group a load of them together rather than having a post for each figure you draw.
Directed at KillerKitti obviously, the subject got a bit confused there.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24,
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That's upto you
but that's hardly your best effort, or what you're easily capable of; even you must see that :)
I shall relurk to continue typing the world's most boring list of scientific animal names
(JahledThree shades of black,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25,
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(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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^this
:]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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hehhehheheh.
I have had some fine fair-trade coffees but by and large they do have a certain aroma of ballsac
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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that taste is usually masked by slave-blood
mmmm, full-bodied aroma.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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You just made me laugh into my beer can.
Now I have a wet nose.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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are you
a dog? If so, nothing to worry about. Is normal.
(Doomladenms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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I had intended on giving you a wet nose
I am now ahead of schedule.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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:D
Grotty little bastard. *glee*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57,
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you are mother maggie
aicmfp
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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Whoey Eh?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00,
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she's the one
that calls stewie a grotty little bastard
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01,
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I don't remember that one.
Was she fit?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02,
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when he goes to the bbc to meet Mother Maggie from his favourite tv show
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:03,
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OH.
Yes, then.
Less of the accent though.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04,
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*Inserts some kind of dog joke*
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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mindpisses
(Doomladenms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57,
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I would like, as always, to highlight how much I hate fairtrade and all it stands for.
The money grabbing, marketeering, opportunistic, exploitative cunts.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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Coldplay?
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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No, fairtrade.
Don't buy into it, they are stealing from you and ruining people's lives.
They are the worst kind of exploitative arseholes - if you are going to shit on people and rip people off at least have the decency to admit it, instead of pretending that you are helping the very communities that you are destroying.
Bouycott fair trade people.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02,
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yeh, i dont go for that bollocks either
but i know plenty of people who mindlessly do it, based on reports written by Fairtrade and based on the label.
But it's cool to have fairtrade stuff in your kitchen, it means you're like totally socially responsible and permits you to wear kaftans with a straight face.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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The fuck's wrong with kaftans?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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Demis Roussos.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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NO HE'S LOVELY.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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haha nothing, nothing
unless you're a vegan with a mohecan, working at schuh, and having anarchistic pretensions you never shut the fuck up about and just die in horrific pain.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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Pfft, I only have the kaftan.
I wear it when listening to the Grateful Dead then my Dad reminds me I was born in '84.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13,
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i enjoy feet
that taste like coffee. foot-tasting coffee.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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If you have paps that taste like the cream in Custard Creams, let's get it on baby
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00,
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I'm aroused by this.
And, inevitably, concerned by that.
(Doomladenms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01,
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When you become aroused by 95% of things
THEN get concerned.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02,
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