*snickers*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:18,
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aw..his ego needs a boost now...
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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:21,
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I'm glad someone finally believesI haven't sent her roses or something
Oh God that was terrible
(Oh God that was terrible
ClanSoul,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29,
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something like that mars a good friendship
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28,
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Y'know what, I give up.People aren't going to believe me, so they can milkyway. (milk away)
I'm really running out now
(I'm really running out now
ClanSoul,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:33,
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Yes, they're a (turkish) delight! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42,
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/board is no picnicyou don't know you're bourn(ville)
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29,
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Maybe they've got a Riesen
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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bRITTERn for the win.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:33,
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Argh that pun made my head spinmy neck's gone curly wurly
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35,
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Jebus, it's always puns with you lot.Choose another Topic.
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Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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that's what she said!before she ordered the lamb shashlik
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:26,
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Pffft!Yay for confectionary-based images!
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:19,
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U can't touch this!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:19,
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"MRSA a day will help you work rest and decay" - Gold
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:22,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: New Logos For Old"){kind=small}
After relocating their IT staff to India,Qantas' change in logo just seemed to be appropriate.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:10,
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HahahaI actually quite like the guy, so hope this doesn't happen
*imagines if it did*
(*imagines if it did*
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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I'll be the first to set the meddling cunt ablazeWe don't take kindly to mainlanders 'ere
/lives-on-the-other-island blog
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:15,
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/lives-on-the-other-island blog
*Enters through the back door*
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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I love Tony.Their offices are round the corner from me in town and a few staff live in my street. I've still been knocked back for years though. They won't take amateur help on digs. Insurance blah blah. I have £14M public liability insurance you numpties. Let me come :(
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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If anything, that'd deter me from allowing you on the digno smoke without fire
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:19,
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It's the next LINE!Monkey.
I might go to bed in a few minutes.
(I might go to bed in a few minutes.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:23,
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Mighty Boosh, S3 episode....something.The one with the other two.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:26,
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FUTURE SAILORSSSSWE'RE FUTURE SAILORSSS
ELECTRONIC CASTAWAYS
DIGITAL STOWAWAYS
CYBORG SEA DOG
TELL ME WHAT YOU DREAM OF
FUTURE SAILORS
OH YEH
(ELECTRONIC CASTAWAYS
DIGITAL STOWAWAYS
CYBORG SEA DOG
TELL ME WHAT YOU DREAM OF
FUTURE SAILORS
OH YEH
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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There we go!I love that song, which is quite silly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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Me tooI wish the Boosh would release an electro album.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37,
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what because I have insurance?I'm a builder. I have to have it. I dig for a living.
I so want to get into archaeology, but I'm too old to get wet and cold these days. I need some mooching in Nubia.
(I so want to get into archaeology, but I'm too old to get wet and cold these days. I need some mooching in Nubia.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:24,
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I would probably try to bury him alive with an excavator thoughso perhaps their precautions are justified
(
custard,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:24,
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Hehthx for that - I live in Jersey and I'm fed up with everyone talking about it (not that it isn't a serious issue/potentially huge scandal etc., but people are speculating/gossiping/whinging etc. instead of waiting for the investigators to reveal the facts and behaving/reacting rationally).
( custard,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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an example of what I'm referring to:my parents once went to a barbecue held at or near the home and they keep mentioning it whenever I see them... self-indulgent pish...
( custard,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29,
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I live in Guernsey (sometimes)I'd wave, but I'm in Leeds, so I'd be really, really tiny.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29,
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heheI just got this.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:15,
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Serves you right for not using a condom. Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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Thought I'd check their website comments pages for b3tans.Sadly, the comments of 'Karyn Estidi' (say it out loud) have gone, but at least there's still the likes of this in there:
“The world would be a better place if we all had AdeZ.”
Manfred DelMonte on 7/16/2006 8:09:39 PM
(“The world would be a better place if we all had AdeZ.”
Manfred DelMonte on 7/16/2006 8:09:39 PM
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25,
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? didn't I make that?*goes off for a look*
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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no, no, of course not. Just exactly the same. great minds...I can't find mine now.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48,
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ha ha haLot's of Bruce Springstein I take it
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:19,
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For the price of their 'sporty' non-chav wear
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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Yay.Space invaders in a wet cave. Whut?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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That really does sounds like a euphemism. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:12,
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B3ta might not have surfers on wave or snowOverpriced clothing for middle class gits who desperately don't want to be mistaken for housing estate mongs or require quality gear for the slopes, but never fail to gasp at the till ;)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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is it ok to wear surf wear if you live next to the beach?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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it's overpriced at their shopsbut i like their stuff so will happily buy it in tk maxx or off boardriders guide
did near shit myself when i saw their jeans were £60 in their own shop a few months back
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:23,
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did near shit myself when i saw their jeans were £60 in their own shop a few months back
Oh I see.Sorry. I was here with the kids just weekend before last.
www.chillfactore.com/flash.asp
(www.chillfactore.com/flash.asp
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32,
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I see perhaps the cockpit of an xwing, or maybe....no, I can't see it.
How is this Star Wars related? I'm confused.
;)
(How is this Star Wars related? I'm confused.
;)
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:14,
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My cat would eat her BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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Look at the trout pout on her
Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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She smells fishy BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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im sure theres plenty of fishy puns a-comingEDIT: also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish
(
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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Seafood for one? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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im bass-ed off with these terrible puns epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:19,
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I like to skate in on the end of these.. Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28,
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keep ir reelyou cant have sole ownership of fish puns just to crab the last good puns. I think this sea eels it.
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:30,
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Nice oneI can sea cow you did that.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:33,
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ahh ferry goodpuns are prawn of inventiveness. I cant clam the last word in this thread. I'm beginning to flounder.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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Oh cod! Don't use them all up in one post.I feel out muscled as I try and winkle another one out.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42,
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ahh sorryI'm being shellfish taking all the best puns here
but I see a page and I have to filet.
that's it, I ran out :(
(but I see a page and I have to filet.
that's it, I ran out :(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44,
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Honourable dismount for me I thinkor this could go on all night and get more and more contrived.
And thats not my intenchtion (Damn it!)
(And thats not my intenchtion (Damn it!)
Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51,
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yeah no point in us being enenimiessry just came to me
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:03,
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:)What can you do when you've had a whale of a time.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:13,
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lollooks like its back to school for me
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 7:03,
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Thats right small fry.Flippin eck. How sad am I. Its the next day and I still checked back.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:12,
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damnI thought I was the only one who did that :S
Anyway your getting batter at this than those other clowns.
(Anyway your getting batter at this than those other clowns.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:16,
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nah, mushroom went to bed M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:12,
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Dont worryI'll put them in their plaice
(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:14,
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you will be singing a different tuna when they get warmed up.
edit : classic pundown
www.b3ta.com/board/7532065
(edit : classic pundown
www.b3ta.com/board/7532065
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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That's awesome :DIn fact that's one of my favourite things you've ever done.
( ClanSoul,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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That's lovely.And not just because it looks like a slightly more feminine me.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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You jest surely?You couldn't possibly get a more feminine you.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:10,
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I could shave more regularly and grow breasts.That's probably about it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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Pics or it never happened! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:15,
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Silly manYou cannot take pictures of your mind.
MRI scans perhaps, but that is the brain anyway.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:20,
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MRI scans perhaps, but that is the brain anyway.
Brain is mind.Don't believe those dualists.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:21,
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LiesMind is brain function. You can map brain function, but that will not provide sight evidence.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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I admit it will take a long time to fully map out brain function as it relates to mind,and it may not be possible. But I don't think there is anything else other than brain. It's just horrifically complicated.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25,
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Yes but they are still not the same thingIn the same way that Neuroscience is not the same as Psychology.
Plus i'm still of the ilk that isn't quite sure about the whole consciousness thing,
I vaguely remember there being some talk about the belief that the brain shared quantum properties but that never really made much sense to me.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:27,
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Plus i'm still of the ilk that isn't quite sure about the whole consciousness thing,
I vaguely remember there being some talk about the belief that the brain shared quantum properties but that never really made much sense to me.
But if such a mapping were to be created,neuroscience would converge with psychology.
Neuroscience can be used to measure fairly crude emotions, but then, we're mostly using fairly crude equipment.
The spatial resolution just isn't good enough to take it down to the neuron level. Yet.
(Neuroscience can be used to measure fairly crude emotions, but then, we're mostly using fairly crude equipment.
The spatial resolution just isn't good enough to take it down to the neuron level. Yet.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32,
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It could yesIn the same way Special Relativity will eventually merge with Quantum mechanics to create a unifying theory, once they iron out the flaws in String theory. But until psychiatrist computers can scan people and give psychological analysis based on neurological activity, the mind will still be seperate regarding those schools of thought.
In human terms it is too hard for people to compute thing mentally, in the same way you calculate forces such as friction, wind resistance, water resistance and so on despite the fact they are part of the same unifying forces.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37,
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In human terms it is too hard for people to compute thing mentally, in the same way you calculate forces such as friction, wind resistance, water resistance and so on despite the fact they are part of the same unifying forces.
Yes, I expect they'll always be seperate.I hope so anyway. The alternative is worrying.
Nonetheless, whether or not we can measure them, I think that all the processes of the human 'mind' are purely physical.
(Nonetheless, whether or not we can measure them, I think that all the processes of the human 'mind' are purely physical.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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Well yesPresuming you are using physical in the literal sense to mean energy transfers, rather than physical as in touchable. In which case everthing is physical, as everything is energy.
But we digress from the point, I grew these breasts right...
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44,
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But we digress from the point, I grew these breasts right...
I mean physical as in matter or energy or whatever.Something that is physically understood, rather than something defined purely as "not being matter"
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45,
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Indeed,I think anyone who would try to argue that the mind is anything other than some energy transfers, is a mental spiritualist. Consciousness on the other hand is more of a philosophical nightmare and also in many cases a concept rather than a firm reality.
I think if anyone ever worked consciousness out they would probably instantly fold the universe in on itself, well obviously they wouldn't, but that's just a concept on its nebulous nature.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51,
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I think if anyone ever worked consciousness out they would probably instantly fold the universe in on itself, well obviously they wouldn't, but that's just a concept on its nebulous nature.
Woo as ever! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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I'm getting gold, and chocolate, with a hint of blueberry. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:12,
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My driverz need teh uplaod codez BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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I don't care how loud you shout, find it yourself you lazy pisscrane.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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I shall call someone a pisscrane tomorrow :)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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i shall be calling people pisscranesuntil the novelty wears off.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:59,
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I'm still not over asking people to pull the dribbles off my cock yet.
Ttssattsr,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:59,
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for a line like thati would wish for a cock.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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Do it now!don't delay
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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Fresh Old Skool
Oh the 90's, they were so fly!
Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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don't forget the starving children too! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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They make shoes that can withstand a land mine blast BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:59,
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Ive been waiting for Platforms to come back in again!!Whoo Disco
( Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:19,
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They choose your musics, so you don't have to think for yourself.
hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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0kb? How did you manage that?And do they put 1xtra round the other ankle?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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Very cleverand how is it that b3ta regulars instantly notice the size of an image? Do you check every single post just in case you can have a nazispasm?
( Peregr1n @peregr1n,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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Arf!No, its just that it was a bit slow loading for some reason. I generally only do it when I see a non icon post though....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:56,
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what we need is a firefox pluginthat shows image size in a handy 10pt Arial at the bottom of each image
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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Meh,Right click props does well enough :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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probably on his own server?(this is a mere guess)
( McBadger COW,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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bingoits actually 7kb
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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7.85 kB (8039 bytes) SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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yes. You may have noticed it is a radioand not a jukebox ( or ipod for you brainwashed mongs )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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I know.I think I have been pretty good this week. I'm gonna have a LOT to live up to at a meet.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:58,
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Ah, just call a few people cunts and it'll be fine. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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Oh NO!I can't begin to tell you how civil I am in person. I'd just be running around buying drinks for everyone in a bid to be liked. ( I'd also be looking for a few choice names on my list, especially those who have called my mother a cunt in the past. There would be little discussion there, because even if it sounds pathetic, I'm hard as nails and some people are going to get a kicking if I have to pay for it when I'm 70 )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:04,
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I'll just sign up for the "buy a drink for" list I think. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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I love b3ta and we are all fair game.but I think there is a line. Most intelligent people know whereabouts that is and serious personal abuse is close, but involving family members just for effect? That's gonna get you noticed.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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I don't think I've ever been especially offensive on here before.I generally only get arsey when people deserve it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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No I find you civil to the point of nice.I doubt you will say the same of me. I'm not always friendly but I don't remember it being my remit. I do have a great deal of respect for many on here but I have also suffered a lot of abuse from idiots so I might have been a little angry with those in the past. I just fill up the ignore now. Empty b3ta is more fun than spiteful, hateful, half-wit b3ta.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:14,
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"Empty b3ta is more fun than spiteful, hateful, half-wit b3ta."Amen brother.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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Civil to the point of nice.I'm putting that in my CV.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:17,
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Tell themThat was from the ex chief maintenance officer of the crown estates currently liaising with British Airways and HM Customs to improve cargo security at Manchester, Birmingham and London airports.
The nice but might be bollocks but the rest is valid and can be vouched for ;)
( I give a lot of references to people if they can show me they are good people. It's not actually a bad thing to remember ).
(The nice but might be bollocks but the rest is valid and can be vouched for ;)
( I give a lot of references to people if they can show me they are good people. It's not actually a bad thing to remember ).
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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I think this reference would fall down when they asked how you knew me. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:24,
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I am forced to listen to radio 1all fucking day at work...
Hearing Mika 15 times a day is not doing much for my mental state...
(Hearing Mika 15 times a day is not doing much for my mental state...
Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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I keep hearing about some maniacsticklebrick who wants to be a rockstar...
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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Fuck that, I WORK for a radio station.Every day is a constant, blaring, cacophonous trek through the darkest recesses of my mind. By 5:30pm I'm so close to Seung-Hui Cho territory you wouldn't believe it.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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that soundsarrrggggghhhhh
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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If you ever see Richard Marx, break his nose from me if you would.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:10,
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compo it? - Ninja'd!and also, teh lulz.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!you cunt
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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HAHA - tops BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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*clicks**flashes*
I was never here
(I was never here
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:23,
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im afraid i'm going to have to say RIS? Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:46,
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Surely you jest!!!You have to be Al Fayed
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:26,
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excellent :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:13,
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yanks r to be seriously pitied &then abused thouroughly mercilessAnd as I yam one- proceed with the lashes.
A hint sufficient and broad doth exist.
If you persist "You have to be Al Fayed".
But indeed Americans do obtain all information
from only approved local homogenized sources.
'Twas once-upon-a-time there was a certain M. Fayed
who was to become X-Heir to H's....
But then was to become but a subject
a purported toy lain tangent
on conspiracy of a hateful purity.
Nemesis to true love, so found
lurking in the best estates.
Some say that sealed fate.
Will you 'ave another, govenor?
(,
Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:45,
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A hint sufficient and broad doth exist.
If you persist "You have to be Al Fayed".
But indeed Americans do obtain all information
from only approved local homogenized sources.
'Twas once-upon-a-time there was a certain M. Fayed
who was to become X-Heir to H's....
But then was to become but a subject
a purported toy lain tangent
on conspiracy of a hateful purity.
Nemesis to true love, so found
lurking in the best estates.
Some say that sealed fate.
Will you 'ave another, govenor?
Yeasty goodness!I had thrush once, and I rubbed my knob on some toast. It tasted like fish paste :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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Hahahhahahahahahahha this really is an excellent thing to sayto other people.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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Not when its your boss apparently :( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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No, it's even better then.Now lick your palm and use it to stamp all the paper on their desk.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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Ha ha ha!I wish I had a job at the moment, just so I could get sacked for doing that!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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Hahahaha!It's funny because it tastes of shit.
And is also yeast related. Being the joke.
Nice work.
(And is also yeast related. Being the joke.
Nice work.
Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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Tastes of WIN you mean. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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yes!it's what i had for breakfast today!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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back atcha!*not up on slang*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:20,
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FACT:Historically, yeast for beer, bread, etc., came from wummen's bits.
( Peregr1n @peregr1n,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:56,
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oooooo!it has metal moustache!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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I never even noticed the 'tash!I am taking a Brucie Bonus point for that! lol
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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i tend to notice 'taches,especially ones like my dad's
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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nohe used to have a droopy one quite like that.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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Did you tell him he can get pills for that? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:04,
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haha! that gets it another +1 approval point from me!
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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you may translate that to"why the fuck did you enter that into the challenge, it's not even near the compo guidelines"
( pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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bla bla bla blahappy now you've got your xbox fanboy rant out
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:27,
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I dont own an xboxOr a wii, I have a ps2. I will get the ps3 one day, but right now its SHIT!
(,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:33,
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The boomerang controller was a prototype.The retail Sixaxis looks like the old Dual Shock 2.
( Bob Todd whee,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 6:48,
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Fucking right and all!What the fuck would posess someone to drink a starburst drink?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:43,
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I tried one once.it tasted like...well...orange soda.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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I just wouldnt be able to bring myself todrink something that sweet.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:49,
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They are quite nice actuallyAlthough I have only ever had one.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:46,
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As abovethey just sound too sweet!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:50,
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They actually aren't at all to my memory.It was kind of like orange Oasis if you've ever had it.
Fairly watery, but really cold and refreshing tasting (yes I know that sounds like an advert but I can't think of any other description).
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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Fairly watery, but really cold and refreshing tasting (yes I know that sounds like an advert but I can't think of any other description).
Oh ok then.If I ever see one again I will try it. But if it does taste super sweet and make my teeth furry in seconds, you will pay. MY LORD YOU WILL PAY!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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HahahIt is like how he said just there^. It's pretty nice.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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The lollies are nice thoughGot ice cream in it. Mmmm
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:14,
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Not sure what this is but it reminds me some reason of that 80's drink Quattro Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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Theyre vending machines of hot drinks andStarburst Juice.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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Like Suzi?Manwife's dad used to be her bass tech.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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:D you ARE in a good mood. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:47,
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:Dmeh ;)
I just got a payment reminder on the rent, and I owe an extra 80 euros this month. Arsecadgers.
(I just got a payment reminder on the rent, and I owe an extra 80 euros this month. Arsecadgers.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:48,
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The bastards.Hit them with cabinets.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:49,
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can I hit them with cabinets? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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that stuff was fucking lush! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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sugar tits?they're sweet, but you won't get cavities by sucking on them ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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On the contrarySucking them would probably cause certain cavities to be filled
:D
(:D
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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nowyou're talking my language!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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Remembers?You mean they don't make them anymore?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:49,
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AYe they do.They sell them in the shop at the top of my road :)
JAHLED! www.b3ta.com/board/8109845 She glees me whenever I turn my computer on :)
(JAHLED! www.b3ta.com/board/8109845 She glees me whenever I turn my computer on :)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:50,
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*glesses you in the face*edit: ufff you naughty ninja
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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I know not what you mean :) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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:)You can have a few high res piccy's in all their glory if you email me, when I get to my desk tomorrow
She's getting more and more independent these days, it's greeeeaat!
(She's getting more and more independent these days, it's greeeeaat!
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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Awesome!I will do that! I wanted to take you up on your offer too if thats ok? Just before Easter probably....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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I too wish to partake in this underage monkey sex business/guesses
( pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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It's been a while since i've needed to go into a newsagentwhere they all seemed to have the machines in the eighties
I might check this out tomorrow
(I might check this out tomorrow
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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Don't they still make them?They had them in my college in 2001/2.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:50,
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colleges?do they still make them? Why are you not all grooming my newts?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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They do for those of us wanting to take more A levelsthat they STILL won't find a use for.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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I'm all for higher educationbut you would ( you being them ) learn more from 6 months washing my vans and watching ( more importantly listening ) to me work than you would ever gain from 3 years of quantum midwifery or similar bollocks.
They are trying to bring back Apprenticeships. Make it easier for employers I might get some work and educate a few kids.
(They are trying to bring back Apprenticeships. Make it easier for employers I might get some work and educate a few kids.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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I've got an apprenticeship.And all I did was my job and a test at the end.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:58,
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That's not fair really.I think anyone that takes the time to seek a trade should get the best training they can. Title is nothing, knowledge is everything. I've been learning my trade for nearly 30 years and having the ship to work on means I'm just learning more. Passing it on is difficult without a high personal, monetary, cost.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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I'm good at my job.That's why I didn't need much training to get the apprenticeship- by the time I did it, I had two years experience at the level they were training me to. But I'm not about to turn down a free qualification.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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I had a look on google earth and my college has been demolished :( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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Erm,Ris?
Also, file size is a bit on the large size....
(Also, file size is a bit on the large size....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:43,
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think its sayingthat 2007 was the year of facebook
Edit: Woah that is rather large aswell
(Edit: Woah that is rather large aswell
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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the only thing wrong with facebook, as far as I can seeis that I've realised that a lot of my friends are quite retarded.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:48,
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Whoa!My T1 link just broke under the strain
( Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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Yay!You might want to see if .gif format works better though, it's generally more suitable for this type of image (i.e. few colours, mainly text)
( Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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cheers Powerpuff BoyI don';t seem to be able to get it under 100k, even using.gif or .png. Photoshop doesn't seem to have quality options when saving as .gif. Well, it probably does, but I'm being dur
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:20,
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Nah, some images are just a PITA for no reasonBest bet is just to resize it down a bit, you won't lose any useful detail that way but the file size will drop a LOT
( Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41,
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ummmis that an udder?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:43,
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Force me to play through Steam will ya!!!
...and no it isnt a real one
I don't mind Steam!S'never fucked up for me, touch wood.
( Ttssattsr,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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Yes, but apart from that. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:42,
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How old are you again?You're not allowed to say things like that, surely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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The kid can dream, can't he? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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Yeah but I feel really quite wrong now. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:46,
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He's probably fathered several children by nowSo I wouldn't bother.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:47,
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I feel the same way when the sweaty palm brigade come out for Killerkilli my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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That regiment never did get the proper respect it deservefor their brave defence of Stalingrad.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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Just remember to take an umbrella for when they salute. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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i am 8 yrz old an i can saySHITFLAPS IN FANNY JUICE
:)
*hug*
o sowwy i cuvad u in finga paint :(
(:)
*hug*
o sowwy i cuvad u in finga paint :(
ClanSoul,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:46,
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OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN *arms length* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:47,
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I know, I know!"Other people's children" was one of the things I put in Room 101 for a piece of coursework I once wrote.
Vile creatures.
(Vile creatures.
ClanSoul,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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Software for playing games.www.steampowered.com if you're really inquisitive.
( Ttssattsr,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:43,
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ooh cuntmonkeythat's one off my list.
Woo. ( needs more clitoris, /smug)
(Woo. ( needs more clitoris, /smug)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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It is an internet traditionto say that Steam sucks...
True though.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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True though.
I approve of this. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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All these gay related t-shirts and you wonderwhy the ladies asked you?
What are you like eh?
(What are you like eh?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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I actually made that logo for a posteradvertising a social burger & chips evening in a gay Berliner squat
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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Fair enough then :)It am aces!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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