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A tip for Arriva bus driversLeaving a stop earlier than you should does not in any way make up for all the times you were late. Review your thinking and you may see the obvious flaw in your plan.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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YES.they are cunts.
/left waiting an hour for a bus that should have taken 10 minutes
(/left waiting an hour for a bus that should have taken 10 minutes
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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get in your car silly.buses are for the paupers and a reason for tramp waystations every 1 mile.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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Haha, I was waiting for you to show up in this thread.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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i can't drivebut i do get as many taxis as i can.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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I'm usually too intoxicated to legally drive, anyway. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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Buses are for excellent people who are sexy and wonderful and fucking amazing.*glares* say it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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Buses are for tramps and socialtroglodytes. EXCEPT, the night buses which are for taking me to anywhere in the world from Trafalgar square no matter how off my tits I am.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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You, sir, are an arse.I demand your wife be saved from cohabiting with such an extraordinary bastard. Kindly hand her to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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hahayou would take the really bigoted, snobbish, Sloane ranger over the balanced working class bloke? Good luck. I divorced her once. It was not by accident.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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Aye, but apparently she likes northerners.*in*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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Oh indeed.It all started because I was a builder, She was a young and upcoming accountant in Chelsea. I moved in next door and 2 weeks later fixed her windows after the scallies robbed her. Next thing I spent 18 months doing up her flat for the occasional shag because 'she loves a bit of Northern rough'
Fucking hell. I had the chance to escape then.
(Fucking hell. I had the chance to escape then.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00,
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Northern rough!*places flat cap firmly on head*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01,
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She was telling meI was 'just a bit of Northern rough' 3 years later. We decided to get married then. I was still the best sex she'd ever had ( her words ) so she reckoned I would do. But she was a snobby cow, those 3 years were spent weaning me off my friends and onto hers.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04,
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You can't be friends with her friends.How many of them understand what proper bitter is?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05,
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How about those of us who don't want to spend lots of money on a car,and wouldn't have anywhere to put it even if I did?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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what is up with you numpties?Get a car and house it in your employers stables. Tsk. Do I have to do all the thinking. ( don't come to me, my garage is full as is my drive )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57,
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My employer is currently in a different city to me. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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Does he not haveparking for his minions on his estate? He's not a pauper too is he?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01,
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I don't even know where the NHS's estate is my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02,
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Ach. Public service is not gainful employment.it's the modern workhouse.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05,
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I'm doing pretty well from it.And they're paying me through my MSc.
Plus, my training qualifies me to work in Canada, New Zealand or Australia apparently, if I fancy a change.
(Plus, my training qualifies me to work in Canada, New Zealand or Australia apparently, if I fancy a change.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06,
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please. I think from now on you musttake a number and my staff will inform you when we are ready to discourse ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in a supermarket. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18,
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Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in Asda. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Please take this the right way, but as I don't really know you I picture youand I picture you as kind of a Kelly Osbourne, in a good way.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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Kelly Osbourne in a good way?You mean dead?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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Similar body typebut I haven't got a piggy face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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Oh please. Youmight be stumpy but you are not dumpy. And a damn sight prettier than that horrific skinbag ever could be.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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you should hear what she says about you/standard mum reply blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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That's what I said.But I am dumpy, trust me. It's alright, it's being taken care of as we speak.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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I don't kow her, nor have I seen any of the shows, it's just how I picture youwww.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/02/0227_kelly_osbourne_wenn.jpg
Pasanonic is Danny Buttafuco
(Pasanonic is Danny Buttafuco
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01,
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That's a nice jacket. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04,
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who is Danny Buttfuckerand does he drive a nice car?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08,
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A lawyer, Google says. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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You have to sit with poor people. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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You have to sit with you.;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00,
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YES.I have to deal with those WANKERS daily.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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Hahaha! Abso-fucking-lutely!When I go see my Mum the Arriva seems to go from Leeds to Barlby via fucking Hull, and it takes 80 frickin minutes!!
( ..wil,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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Dolce & Gabanna make buses? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:52,
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Tht's kinda what I was thinking
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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First Great (and I use the term advisedly) Westernhave recently announced their intention to run a text service to let people know if their trains are running late.
I would suggest it would be cheaper and less time consuming to announce when trains are actually running on fucking time.
(I would suggest it would be cheaper and less time consuming to announce when trains are actually running on fucking time.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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So familiar!That happened to me yesterday, well, to my fellow passengers, the driver gave up at my stop...
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18,
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prefer them to First in bristolas despite living in a similar area of town in both Bristol and Liverpool (and the same distance away from the city centre) First can't organise a piss up in a brewery,arriva offer me 4 buses that get me to town, and will charge me less than half the price to get to town and back as first will charge me just to get there
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:35,
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Eh?
Edit: Why do I always post on a new image challenge day? Grrrr.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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have a seamy panda cat.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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hahabut compo?
"we'd like you to come up with new, better logos that sum up the companies you love to hate."
("we'd like you to come up with new, better logos that sum up the companies you love to hate."
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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pah*mumbles excuses*
Edit: I did hope to just put the text in an outline of the van, but found myself strangely lacking in motivation and skill.
(Edit: I did hope to just put the text in an outline of the van, but found myself strangely lacking in motivation and skill.
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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I hate OFAHso that's ok
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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Arf.I have no idea why I made this. There was probably a good reason at the time:
( Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:36,
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Sounds.....lumpy. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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Bugger.*looks around at warehouse full of Cunty Cola he bought*
...Bugger.
(...Bugger.
Ttssattsr,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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Could possibly explain the lumps. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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:DDid I say no?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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vaginal discharge lumpy?or fallopian lining lumpy?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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Full on uterine lining lumpy. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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:D I was going to say that, but I though 'no'.Bless you for having less self control.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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The man from Del Monte, he say"Lend us a fiver mate?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:52,
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I know, I know it's really really rough :(
I'm bracing myself for the panning.
Are you a river? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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How cute.Ouse a pretty boy, then?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:32,
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Christ, no.No no no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:33,
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Thames fightin' words! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:36,
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Are you Avon a laugh? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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Bad, evil, naughty boys.I am breaking my diet by having a nice can of Budweiser. It's.......heaven.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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What Aire you talking about? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:39,
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She likes 'em really!She's in de-Nile!!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:39,
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She'll come round eventually.Given Tyne.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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she's a bit of an amazon our captain.she's not excatly mrs hippy
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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I have both titsand am 5ft4.
I've only got the anger. To be fair, I could just be some mental bird from Dumfries.
(I've only got the anger. To be fair, I could just be some mental bird from Dumfries.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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Don't we know about it.It only takes a few seconds for you to get Yangtze.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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Wye would I do that? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:36,
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Wear never going to run out of river puns, you know. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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That's Zambezi for you to say!*Self oofs*
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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It's gone far enoughwe should probably leith it alone now
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Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:43,
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Bah, that's just Stour grapes. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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Can't we compromise here?You know, meet Medway?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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When will this end?Please, have Mersey
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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Danube. Danube to Hell. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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Ural gay my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57,
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Seams fine to me.
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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Here, have a pint of my very own orange and roflberry juice. Ttssattsr,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:30,
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their service & selection is just
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:32,
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you have 30 minutesbefore McDonald's sue for breach of 'Hamburglar' intellectual properties
( Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:33,
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Yeah, you're in big trouble. I'd lay low for a while... You're probably wanted for murder. Ttssattsr,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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I read that as "lilies"and thought, "oh, how nice."
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:40,
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lies are much like lilliesonly spikier and with less hayfever
( Doomladen ms paint lover,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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When it's really just shitbecause of poor shopping I tend to say nothing. I'd hate to mock someone's obvious lack of talent only to find they had no arms and employed blind crows to do their shopping for them.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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that's another one off my listi'm buggered now.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:26,
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very good workand well stuck to compo, there has been a huge load of logos that are indeed logos but that is their only relation to the compo.
Therefore, *click*
(Therefore, *click*
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:27,
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you're lucky they have that much in common with Fraser's post
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:30,
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hehI often wonder if some folks just read the first letter of the compo and run off to photoshop.
In other news, I've been sitting wondering how I can make my friday animation compoable, but i dont think it's going to happen.
(In other news, I've been sitting wondering how I can make my friday animation compoable, but i dont think it's going to happen.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:33,
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i have to admitthe words and the pic didn't make much sense to me. i think i've probably posted my first and only effort. i don't understand graphics stuff.
edit/ and now i'm off to watch grand designs.
(edit/ and now i'm off to watch grand designs.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:34,
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haha don't talk bollocksyou are the sensae of smoking animals.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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^this^with bells on
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 8:41,
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about as good as it gets from me.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:21,
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I expect to see that on an emailin about six months
( durbster durbster.co.uk,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:08,
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:21,
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Have a wide berth !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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Wc donlads?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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hahaI like that
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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They silently sneak chilli into your noodle soup
Also from the ninja set I did a while back :)
edit: Fixed - sorry, the server was being weird at me.
admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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something's not right there, the pic reloads everytime I refresh, and at snail speedalso, 108k is a bit big for that
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pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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"not cached"Possibly some server jiggery-pokery going on.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!youtube.com/watch?v=nYj6fYY4r1o
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
(HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:18,
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First one, please be gentle
admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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cookachoo!!! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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PffffffftI met him recently, lovely bloke, although I don't think he could remember much beyond five years ago.
( Peregr1n @peregr1n,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:34,
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:DI thought this earlier, but I definitely think it now. For a boy you've got good handwriting. Most boys write like their hands are made out of fluff and foreskin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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Most german girls (that I've met) also have suprisingly large bums.I mean that in a good way.
And if I wouldn't who would? Eh?
(And if I wouldn't who would? Eh?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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*moves to germany*but they have large foreheads also?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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Nothing wrong with a large forehead.Means tasty brains.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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I made a font of my handwriting.I am a prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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That is quite prickish.But it's nice, so meh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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I write 'a's like you.^ and like that actually
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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how'd you do that?i wanna do that?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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I can't remember now. It was a while ago. I used an APPLICATION.It was easy but long winded. I'm sure google will point you to a font making download.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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There used to be a website that did it for youbut it's not free anymore.
You can use FontForge, but you'll need cygwin too if you're running it from Windows.
(You can use FontForge, but you'll need cygwin too if you're running it from Windows.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:34,
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wait a minute, that's how i writeoh my god, i must be a boy!!
*checks*
nope, the mimsy/chebs combo is still there. must just have shit handwriting! lucky break, eh? ;)
(*checks*
nope, the mimsy/chebs combo is still there. must just have shit handwriting! lucky break, eh? ;)
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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No he has good handwriting.That was my point.
You know when people write with their feet? That's what manwife's handwriting is like.
People tell me mine's hard to read but it's bloody not.
(You know when people write with their feet? That's what manwife's handwriting is like.
People tell me mine's hard to read but it's bloody not.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:18,
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That's good handwriting?It looks pretty much like mine.
Cursive or GTFO!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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Cursive or GTFO!
Mine's like really rushed copperplate. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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that's what mine is likealthough my dad describes it as "a pissed spider with ink on its feet running across the page".
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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Some people can read mine, most can't.Usually, the thicker the person the harder time they have. I have elitist handwriting.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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Is that with biro or fountain pen?I haven't used a fountain pen in years and I think that combined with using the keyboard has completely eroded my handwriting.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:26,
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New pointless b3ta projectAll the b3tans write 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' in their handwriting, then make it into some kind of arts.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:32,
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I'd do thatbut at the moment I can't be arsed.
I do have an A3 scanner I'm going to mess with though.
(I do have an A3 scanner I'm going to mess with though.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:34,
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i wouldbut that would involve effort.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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Well shirely it would only involve effortfor the person who has to make into something pretty.
Everyone else just writes thirty five letters.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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Everyone else just writes thirty five letters.
thirty five?that's a lot!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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Arf!You are so like my sister!
She claims to be more intelligent than me based on the fact that her hand writing is more "readable" than mine. What a chuffing retarded statement! From her, not you....
(She claims to be more intelligent than me based on the fact that her hand writing is more "readable" than mine. What a chuffing retarded statement! From her, not you....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:18,
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Oooooh no, I wouldn't say that.My old psychology lecturer was....frighteningly intelligent. Real blistering stuff. And his writing was like a 15 year old girls- rounded print.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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I agree with that logic.My handwriting is terrible.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:21,
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Years of only ever typing the things I need to writehas rendered my handwriting unfathomable.
For some reason, I can write very neatly and beautifully in block capitals, but anything else gives me terrible cramp after a page or so.
I blame Doctor Dyslexia.
(For some reason, I can write very neatly and beautifully in block capitals, but anything else gives me terrible cramp after a page or so.
I blame Doctor Dyslexia.
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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Having a beak is the new black. baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:18,
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I want a beak!/veruka salt blog
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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You make me laughwith your humourous-ness-es
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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You've spelt 'to' wrong. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:14,
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no mention of the 3's as e's then? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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no m3ntion of the 0 as an o then? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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Numerology . . .it adds up . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:21,
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This is the cost of it . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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they are too retarded to use chip and pinwell then fuck them
(
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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i read that astoo retarded to use a chip pan
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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With handcuff rails . . .for safety . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:18,
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it's just a matter of time
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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I'd buy that for a doll........erm a few billion!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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i'd buy thatfor $0.99
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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can we share a thread? It's new, but the board is moving so fast
click for NSFW
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:06,
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A tad nsfw?HAHAHA FUCKING HELL.
Shes describing Bush, i thinks.
(Shes describing Bush, i thinks.
Cae1,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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Just a tad. Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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a tad self portraited?*Clicks for braveness*
( Woolworth Smells of festive spices,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:09,
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Well I can't possibly condone this post. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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your name gave me the hummus M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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O_Ohaha
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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Hey!Ironically enough, I can see this one!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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i can'tmy glasses aren't THAT good!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:09,
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micropenis!I don't even drive so you know I'm not compensating for nothing like
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:09,
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no-one.I am comfortable in my awesomeness.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:14,
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awwI was hoping the pic in the middle would change every time I F5'd. GET THE COEDZ.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:12,
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I NEED THE UPLAOD COEDZ!! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:14,
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I have the video
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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sadly the cover is much more entertaining than the film Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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ARGHyou can use the edit on your previous post if you don't wish to get abuse, you cunt.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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if it was you earlier..you can just edit it, you dont need to post a new image.
(
Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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so you reposted it?can you not see the edit button?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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For future reference, there's an edit button under your post.If you press this, you can change it to a compo entry or anything you want to do to it, without having to delete and start a new post.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:04,
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Not to worry, you'll soon pick it up. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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^and then we'll rape you for other things instead
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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We'll find an excuse. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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SorryI just can't stop.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:02,
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pffffleaves you with a radiant glow...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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The last time I got one of those, I was lepton. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:14,
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I had a mathematics party onceA lot of people came when I told them that there was pi in the function.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:15,
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I don't like maths parties.I find it hard to integrate.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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Pretty standard deviation, really.I can say that with some certainty.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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They always say one is the lonliest numberBut i've always thought it's negative one. At least all the other numbers had parents, minus one never had any real roots.
It even tried to make them up, but they were too surreal.
(,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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It even tried to make them up, but they were too surreal.
hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!you cunt, you owe me a keyboard!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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