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# kids and drugs?just say no.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# NO, NO, NO
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# There's no limit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# No limit
for drug intake?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That's right.*
*I accept no responsibility for any overdoses caused by this advice
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=ytB6o0N2rF8
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# thats quite odd
:¬$
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I just love LAVA! LAVA!
probably the most hysteric cartoon ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# its certainly out there
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Much more fun with kittahz
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# silly kitty
acid tabs iz not food
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# don't startle it
it's playing with happy transluscent talking butterflies
and intelligent magenta noodles claiming they are mice
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# how do youknow about the noodles?
how?


HOW?!?



TELL ME HOW?!?!!??
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# well ummm
*mumbles about the transcedentalism of the nethersphere*
sorry, did you say something?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOKITTEN
Etc.
(tomsk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# :3
CRAPPY HANDLE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Cheers! 6 years.
Bloody hell, that makes me feel old.
(tomsk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# And so you should.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I was in the war you know.
I forget which one.
*dodders*
(tomsk, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# That doesn't matter.
The important thing is, you won.
you did win, right?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# BLIMEY!
That's quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# heey
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# im so bored, so so bored.

dev
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Is he called Isiah?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hm?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Eyes higher?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 'groenz'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# after skug was asking about it i thought i'd try a moving background gif

prizes if you can find any continuity points
(jonjonjon, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I think it's in the bus.
Still, very nice work. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Nice ride. He seems to like it.
As I do too.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# this doesn't merit it's own post
i think it's called a vector not really sure though, some more paint magic.

Edit source pic english.people.com.cn/200506/13/images/g81.jpg
(jonjonjon, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Thats no vector!!
its a {joke object}!

i can't be arsed
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# omg thirsty
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# wow, incredible
just incredible.

imagine that on a plain white canvas 8ft square, its art baby.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# It am awesome.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I am both confused, and aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Mushrooms!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# *clicky*
(JadeFalcon, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Super drawingness!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# That am very nice!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# what is it drinking?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# OJ
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Did he leave his glove in it?
OH FUCKING HELL, I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# phew!
that's a relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# mushroom, MUSHROOM
today I was offered some magic ones but I declined...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :X
more for me
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hehehehhe
*remembers old trips*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Magic Mushrooms!
You should have bought them,planted them,climbed the resulting stalk, then gone on an adventure in a giant's castle....erm hang on..I'm thinking of BEANS!!
Silly me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# probably not a bad decision
i enjoyed it when i had some, but definitely not everyone's bag baby.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# shrooms ftw
but you have to mind everything beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# they taste foul
but you can make coffee with them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# or banana milkshake avec les shrooms
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# bleurgh!
i hate bananas and milkshakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# you're weird.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# .
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# that's quite something

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Anyone Else Think MacGyver Was Indiana Jones In RDA Format?


Click For Slightly Less Eye-Bleeding Quality!
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# you have to love the way windows goes about its work.
polite yet unbelievable incompetent, like a McDonalds' employee
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha!
And click!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# By Jesus!
I sweated the 'shop so hard with this I felt I had to give it it's own thread. And now you'll tell me it's bindun.


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *yawn*

I'm tired, but it's far too early to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# reow
its hungry - feed it a jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I haven't had jaffa cakes since "the incident"
I'd quite like some now though =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ooo i'm curious
what was 'The Incident'?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I drank 48 jaffa cakes in less than half an hour.
It gave me the sugar shakes.

It wouldn't have been so bad making the mix if I had milk, but I didn't..



..So I had to use water..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i dont understand
are you saying you put 48 jaffa cakes in a blender with some water and then proceeded to drink them?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# That is in fact what I am saying.
I made a flickr thing for it so I could host all the pictures, there's one of me gagging in there I think.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# it was most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# In hindsight, yes.
At the moment, I wanted to die.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# at the moment
we still thought it was funny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# YOU ALL FUCKING DID.
I HAD THE FUCKING SUGAR SHAKES.
AND HAD TO UPLOAD PHOTOS WITH SAID SHAKES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# made me laugh, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# good lord!
you sir, are a braver man than me. i salute you.
..E|
|
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(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Ivesb hasn't eaten one either
since his attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# It's not that I don't want to.
I didn't for a little while, but every now and then I've had the craving.

I'm tempted to redo it with milk some time :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Yup!
That's very fine. Canna do things like that, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# just play with flash
its easier than you think
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# FLASH IS LAME.
HAND DRAWING FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# okay i bow to people
who can really be arsed to frame-by-frame draw an animation.
i only use frame by frame for photographic animations
/lazy
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Like this:


I don't know... I think it's quite satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# You misspelt awesome.
edit: in fact, that's so good I think I'd like your babies.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# well yeah, but you're awesome

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# *unearths old imageready anims*



You'll have to forgive the awful and pretentious taglines, I used to think I was funny.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# That is nice.
I'm just a freehand muppet.

/draws circle with stain from cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *likes*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
In fairness they just took a basic understanding of perspective and literally hours of sitting in imageready and hiding all the right frames.

It's not a patch on your actual frame by frame anims.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# everyones better than me !
*sobs*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I really like that
I have no idea what it is, but I really like it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# A grave!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# wow
! ! ! !
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# B3ta hungry?
Hmm, needs feast.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Now I want a feast ice cream.
But can't have one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Toffee or Chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# KITTY IS NOT CSS. THIS IS NOT REAL PINEAPPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I killed enough for now.
Someone said I hacked.
I lol'd.
Then I shot them a few more times.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You do sploit teh servr though, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Obv m8.
I slashed 'em up fuckin' good wiv my srvr sploits.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Charlie says...
ALSO: Kk was telling me that you said Smokey is a cunt. That's out of order. All cats are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# ALL CATS EXCEPT SMOKEY ARE AMAZING.
IN FACT, I DON'T MIND THE CAT THAT SCARRED MY HAND FOR LIFE.

BUT SMOKEY.
IS.
A.
CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# The total extent of my history learning.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Don't worry, it's just a phase I'm going through...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# a mesh vest?
WOOO

have a batman sweet

mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I like them.
And think you should animate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Anyone fancy a game of I-Spy?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That's a very pretty monkfish.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# This reminds me of JollyJack's spider and scorpion.
Therefore it is VERY GOOD! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# wow
Praise of the highest order... fanks dude
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hmm fishslap.
Tis the pisces season. Lovely that comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ta :)
There was a lot of research went into figureing out the noise a fish makes when bounced off someone's head
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Useless piece of information #5554883
but our oldest book is from 1550, and is obviously kept in our strong room, and is a learned work (for the time), essentially some bloke's attempt to catalogue all the known animals in the world. A worthy effort on account of his detail, and illustrations.

Sadly, this was 1550, and knowledge about animals was still rather vague, so half his book is filled with fabulous descriptions of the various sea monsters, and appropriately illustrated, but also including a wonderful entry for the Monk fish. Being 1550, it is of course a fish with a monk's tonsure :)

Yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *Your subject field is invalid*
That is useful information. I wanna see that book now.

and ugh! hairy fish!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I obviously can't remember the title now
but might try and remember to dig it out on Monday! But it should be on our online catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Well it sort of works!

Thankiness to the rather woo Cockweasle for letting me play around with his source gif :) Hurrah, Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# YES!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Does it work better with the Tie at the front
Possibly?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Emm
I got the scale wrong, plus to try and speed it all up I deleted every other frame off CW's original gif, but at odds with each gif, which doesn't quite mix..

Oh well, b3ta is a learning curve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i demand lazer blasts !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Still want some captures?
I tracked down what you're after, gaz me with an email address, and i'll do it it upon receipt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i already did one
www.b3ta.com/board/8121545
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# So you did
and clicked upon with great obviousness
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# that's t'riffic!
/and BIG thank you for those tickets, fella, MUCH appreciated
/Arrived yesterday morning :)

*adds note to the list of things I owe you for!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Yay
you got them!

Quite a crowd of you now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# haha
fantastically geeky.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I was having withdrawl symptoms
*shakes to and fourth*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Nice
mind if I have a go? ie steal your idea
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# MORE!
That is absolutely cool, and probably how it was done.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# These are from when I was about 6. The cat is "Moocher" not "Mocher"

Click for bigger


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# your cat appears to have rotted.
please bury your pets when they die.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# She's still going!
19 now, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# congratulations
you have an old, green cat.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Here she is really:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# she is saying
"there, you've got your picture, now give me back my catnip mouse, you bastard!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Don't be silly, it's a she!
Therefore she's saying "Fuck off or I'll rip off your testicles"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# No, she's quite clearly saying
'I wish I was dead'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It's fine, she will be soon.

What is she saying here?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ive just pooped myself in my food bowl
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# That's the dog's food bowl.
And don't be stupid, she poops on the carpet next to the litter box.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# the dog eats peas and carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Our dogs eat anything.
Jack Russels, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# all dogs eat anything tbh
except one of mine - only eats nice human food such as meat and fish the fussy cow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# She is saying
I am colossus #10 from Shadow of the Colossus
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I have just nibbled at your internet cable
but am waiting for you to find out before I cackle
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# ummm
look up...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i bet you did these today!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
No, I didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# haha. i just found an old picture of me from when i was about 8


what went wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You grew boobs
and never went to Portugal.
So sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
to hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK FUCK FUCK YES YES YES!!!!!!!
AAAAAHAHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHH!
THIS WINS EVERYTHING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# If Brandow is looking for Maddie
then she WILL be found!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
i just sprayed toothpase over my keyboard you swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I found a picture from when I was 6
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You had lovely curves.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# pfff
you made me do lols then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# you are not a number
you are a free man!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i'm a number
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Oh, dude.
Mine are worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i have some bad ones from when i was a bit older. i found a picture of me when i was 15 the otherday
oh my god..it was bad..spots and lank hair and a lip piercing. it was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I was a right chubby kid.
Thankfully, I don't think I have any pictures to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I had short hair.
It's really unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I had short hair,
and drank cheap bottles of cider.
What a scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i was skinny-lanky-chubby. an odd combo.
then i just got fat. ha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I've lost most of my face-chub.
It's gone to my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# my facial chub is slowly going..i have cheekbones again!!!!!!!!
just the fucking rest of it..and the tits. they have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'll have the tits if you don't want them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Inject them with preservatives
and hang them on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Oh, trust me. I have plans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I had facial hair
when I was about 12....

Thankfully everything evened out nicely to give the dapper handsome man you all know and love*

*may be marred by lies
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Of which
Dapper or freaky child?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# dapper
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Pictures of myself on the internet is a bad idea
Plus then I won't be able to delude myself under the impression that I look like a combination of David Niven and Dorian Gray.

They're a despicably awful depiction in my profile though, although I do seem to have squashed my face so it is almost a perfect square.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Do what I did,
ask someone with artistic talent to produce a hugely flattering picture of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Well all I can say is I look vaguely like a less handsome version of this
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I'm not allowed to pierce my lip.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# aww,i had a few piercings back in my day, top and bottom lip, nose, smiley and my ankle.
and i took them all out! so it's worth waiting just so you can be 100% sure.
because they can friggin well hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# :)
Personally, I don't like too many piercings.
Ears are fine.
But even then, I don't like it if someone could be picked up by their ear with a magenet.
I had a huge deal about Cherry's nose piercing. I really really hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Just buy aluminium piercings then
Problem solved.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Hahah
I don't like girls wearing too much make up, either.
Preferably none.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Are you really in the position to be choosey?
Really? Are you? Really?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Even if a girl is practically begging me for it
I wouldn't unless I actually liked her.
SO HA.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# give it a few years..that'll change.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
give it a few yearsminutes..that'll change.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# What do you have planned?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# What don't I have planned!
Well an invasion of Sweden for one.
Nazi gold hoarding.
The exclusion of Spain from the European Union.

To be honest I think it would be easier to list what I did have planned.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# And you've been in this situation??
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh noes, that's lame
I got a scaffold done today =D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# great, now the authorities'll think I'm browsing for kiddie porn

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# if only the source pics for shopping that weren't so damning..if only.
now that would be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# your pic is now part of a collection
on Gary Glitter's Mac.

(all paedophiles use Macs - FACT!)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You were cute
I love old photos
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Talking about age This is me in 1978
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Aww
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Let me tell you a tale 'bout Minne the Moocher
She was a real low down Hoochey Coocher,
She was the ruffiest tuffiest frail,
But Minnie she had a heart as big as a whale.
Ho-de-ho-de-hode-ho
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Our other cat was called Minne.
She's dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# cab calloway is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnB0hQWGdI
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# world's only cat with a builtin tv receiver

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I also found a graph with "Houses" and "Homes" and I somehow came to the conclusion that "Most people live in houses"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I've come to find that most people live inside their own head


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I read a sheet about a science experiment I did in year two. "Parsnip tops"
What do I need?
Pasnip. Knife. Tray of water.
What do I do?
Cut the head off the parsnip and put it in the water.
What do I think will happen?
The parsnip will change into a carrot top.
What happened?
The leaves grew.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# that works with cats too
honestly
go on, have a try
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Well done :D
I'll go put them on the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# thats rather neat handwriting
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha
magic mat lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Those two
are like some kind of nightmarish slides you would get inbetween watching footage of Nazi war atrocities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Did you actually do those as a kid?
They're quite surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yeah i found them in an old primary school jotter
the writing isn't mine obviously. perhaps that is the writing of a child phycologist.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Lost cat
Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# HA YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hahah
ohmygod I love these! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I have loads more,
but I won't post them all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hahah
okay.
I have to go to teh grocery store again. Back later. :] *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# :(
Fine. *humph*.

*tacklehugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# That's lovely
Us colourblinders have to stick together.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I'm not colourblind :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# GREEN CAT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# woooo!
this beats rps into a cocked hat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# The cocked hat expression
knocks all other expressions into a cocked hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# STOP.........................................HAMMERBIRD (in a cup)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I like this very much indeed
mind sharing how you created this masterpiece?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Drugs and a pencil
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# biro, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# my mistake.
biro and a pencil
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# and very nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i sincerely hope that you make a profit from art-based endeavours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ^this, muchso.
I might even buy one.

Or do a part-exchange for one of my albums :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# albums?
do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# he collects stamps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahahaha.
i want this peter cook stamp (bottom right)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i don't really like gerald scarfe's stuff :S
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i just want it on the basis that it's peter cook.
i'm a tad obsessed.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# fair do's
he was a genius
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Thankyou.
Anybody wishing to purchase any of my drawings can do so via a secure paypal transaction.
I'm not fussed about money. I'll take anything. Pocket change, food stamps, marbles, you name it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# That's very interesting.
How big are they, physically?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Depends. Usually A4.
Hammerbird is on A5, my biggest drawing is on A2.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I will browse your deviant art page.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i just did
there'r some ace bits in there

the christopher walken pic is breathtaking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'm glad you like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i really do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# That's
very good...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I hear
the anvil chorus . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i like hammerbird
although he gives me brain ache
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# woo - I love your work
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ooh blimey
I think if anything that detracts.

Not to ruin the party or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# can i ask what possessed you to use that colour scheme?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# You can
but I couldn't answer you, because I don't know..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# fairy nuff
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hammerbird is clearly awesome
yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Very Dalek
the artist, not the evil race
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Might as well, being as it's tomorrow


and I can't find the tesco one in a reasonable (printable) size

for teh biggyness, click below

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/lidlecard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# What's in the bottom of the t?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Good point.
I wanna know too ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# bl
presumably so it says TBL, thus ensuring nobody steals it.

CLEVER TBL :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# bl
subtle tagging ya see.

edit: wot he said ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# pissmindlolwut :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ahh
okay. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Just resizing them now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# yay!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *poke*
Look up
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# she seems to be doing the charleston master luke
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
ace

i can't wait to see your steampunk threepio ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i rather fancy doing a dalek next
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# god yes
to be fair, any robot done in that style, with that level of quality, would be excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh go on then, have this:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ha ha ha !
nice
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Leeeets do the Tiiiiime warp agaaaaaaain!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# aaaargh!
i fucking hate that film
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Isn't like more like Metropolis?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Haha :D
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Old timey yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Woo Yay
Wonderful stuff!

R2's last memory
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Another one from when I was 8 or 9.

I did it in school, as a project where your parents could order blank greeting cards with your drawings on them. This was mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# FRANCE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ok, I will scan in something I did when I was younger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Some kid burnt my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# when?
*gets out punishing stick*
*uses it to scratch my back*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hahah
just google search dyeritchyleg. ^.^ First result is his profile. Click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# haha, what an appropriate username for my current predicament!
And what an interesting chap. Bristol, eh? I'm still slightly confused, but in a pleasing way.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hahah
he went to france. So kide burned his neck. He did not like it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I like this story,
it has everything a good tale should have. Excitement. Foreign lands. Anger. Resolution. Brevity.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# in my day this was all fields
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# *sits at his feet*
Regale us with tales from the old country again.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# fields are overrated
this little chap, however, is delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# How cheerful :)
Have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# old monkeys
always go on about the same thing
(planetfall, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Nice . . . I'm still lookin' for the man that shot my paw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# fantastic!*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hey!
where's my vodka? i ordered that ages ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] a driver license in every pot!


(planetfall, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# ray charles?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Nelson Mandela?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ray Bans ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# A sketch for y'all...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# My feelings exactly ^.^
*scratch scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# oh my
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Mickey Man!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# part mickey mouse, part lucky charms leprechaun
part Captain Ahab

*would*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Cor!
Liking that reddish color.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Wooooooness!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# this really is gorgeous.
*itch, scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahah yes!
Shouldn't laugh. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# yes, you shouldn't.
penicillin allergies are serious business :(

*scratch scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# calamine lotion is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ooh, good point
*reapplies*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# keep it in the fridge
i apply it with a dish sponge*, it's less messy that way and it goes on evenly

*an unused one, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# STOP BEING SO FUCKING GOOD
YOU MASSIVE CUNT
love the new stuff in the feed, btw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Cheers :)
You know, I only update it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *feels special*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# woohoo!
(big fat cocks, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# haha
I LOLED.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I... I thought it was for me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Nice fourhead . . .
there appears to be a weapon in her ear . . . I like it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# AURAL SAFETY!
I never understood what it is with ears. My girlfriend asked me if I wanted aural sex, so I put my cock in her ear and the next thing you know, she's breaking up with me.

Women, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Nofretetetete?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Ah, I just figured out what you meant
and I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# That eyelid works well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ANGULAR CAT IS ANGULAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahah
he's kinda scary. ^.^

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# He's for Cockweasle.
Go on. Pearoast yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Yay! :D
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *hug*
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Your hands must be tiny.
It wouldn't stretch any more when I was putting it on :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Really?
Aw. :[
I have anorexic wrists, and tiny hands. see?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# They look pretty in proportion, to be honest.
I expect it's because you're small in general :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah
probably. Stupid tall people and your...tall-ness. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Nothing wrong with being taller.
I like being tall-ish because then the short people look even cuter ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahah
I found someone shorter than me in my school the other day! She doesn't like me, though. Probably because I ran up to her, like 'Ohmigod! You're smaller than me! You're so tiny ^.^'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# :D
Whenever I see a small dog, I say "IT HAS SMALL FEVER!!!"
Tiny Yorkies are the best :D
I love small things.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
You'd like my kitties then. But I showed you pictures. You said you wanted Tuna, if I remember correctly. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I don't remember, but I remember them well.
In fact, they feature in the letter I am sending you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hooray!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I typed the introduction to hexachordal, and he said it was great.
And a brilliant concept.

You'll see what I mean soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Aww
*fidgets in seat* I'm excited! x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# seriously, it's awesome
if you don't like it, YOU HAVE NO SOUL WOMAN. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ^This
and I finished it in the same way.
And then there's a punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i'd like to say goodthings come in small packages
but its not true good things come in epic packages with the words 'Fucking Massive thingy' on the side of its shipping crate.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# No, good things come in Orange Boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# not always.
What about letters from penpals?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# :D
Dammit, that "D" isn't big enough!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahah
I tried to biggify it with html, but it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# my penpals write on monoliths
its expensive to post
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I rarely come in packages at all.
I find tissues far more appropriate. That or my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# wheelcat has a furry monacle and out-of-frame tail!
I like this muchly :D

*scratch scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Why are you scratching?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# He has a rash.
I know because he sent me a picture of his torso.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Ahhh.
Does he know he shouldn't scratch it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I expect so :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Okay.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# yes, I do
and I'll have you know I can talk for myself, young lady
BUT IT ITCHES SO BAD

LOOK:

i135.photobucket.com/albums/q129/tommythefly/Photo87.jpg

Things to note in this image:
- large number of red spots
- how painful these spots look
- my sexy, sexy body.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# You remind me of Sheehan.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I'm sure you can speak for yourself.
I was waiting for you to do so.
Ahmygod! That looks baad. D'you know what it's from or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Well as you know, through my persistent moaning on /board,
I've been throwing up and have glands the size of grapes. The doctor said 'HERE CAN HAS AMOXYCILLINS LOL' and then I took them, and it appears I have an allergic reaction.

So now I'm throwing up, have glands the size of grapes, and my skin is on fire. Including my face and scalp.

I wish I was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Oh no!
Poor hexy! *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# You now have the mange
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ignore the mangemongerers
I am quite capable of taking and returning hugs ^_^

*hugs back*

As for kissing, that's out of the question for now I'm afraid, my love. Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Also
Are they your real nipples or have you airbrushed them on due some genetic nipple deficiency?

They have a ridiculous falloff
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# When you're better
you're going to use it as an excuse to internet snog her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Do you wish you'd thought of it first?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i'm allergic to that stuff
my face swells right up and the skin on my hands splits and bleeds. it itches like a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you've got the mange!
*runs for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# and has wheels.
go, wheelycat, go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is so shit. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *makes oblique shitpipe reference*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# You laugh, but oblique shitpipe is still a leading cause of death in some countries.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Only in the ones where they use barbaric rock hurled based punishment
Like Estonia.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# estonian wines are some of the fruitiest...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Salt, an epicurest's delight
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
i can't believe someone picked up on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I was trying to think of the other one that rimmer does but I can only vaguely remember it
For many years Norway has hosted some of the most impressive 13th century weavings.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ah, the flemish weaving one
every time i think of that, i just get the arnold rimmer song in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# You are a total, total
A word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.

I can't really remember much dwarf, A Bit of Fry and Laurie has pretty much pushed all of it out of my brain.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i'm merely implementing space corps directive 699
i have all the dwarfs on dvd and video. i just wish they'd make another series!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# COLONEL MUSTARD
IN THE DRAWING ROOM
WITH THE OBLIQUE SHITPIPE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I just imagine you playing cluedo
Going through the cards and saying
'Had him...and him'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Eveything is better with wheels
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# he should keep his eyes on the road!
Have a dino :)

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# TO THE CATMOBILE!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Wheel on . . .
and watch where you're going !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

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