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[challenge entry] Simple, but to the point.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# george is black.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# How can you be certain?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# well maybe he's white.
i don't know.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Sometimes you need to smack the set to get the pciture working.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Yes.
This is as true for cats as it is for sets.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# WUT?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Sometimes you need to smack the cat to get the pciture working.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# ah right.
 
my cat often finds he needs to smack me to get me working, too.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Whiiiiiiiite lines..
Blow, away.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO COKE
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# White..
WhiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite liiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIInesZZZZzzz
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)
# THIS COFFEE JUST AIN'T DOIN' IT FOR ME.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Get higher baby.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# GET HIGHER, BABY.
 
dude, I'm not even smoking before work these days.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

White.

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahite.

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# JUST DO IT
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I'm at work, so that probably wouldn't be advisable, even if I had any.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
# White.
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhite.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# EDITABLE TEXT: WELCOME TO DIE

WELCOMB TO DIE gotta update

also here are some sounds
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# EXCELLENT THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WEB PLACES TO VISIT.

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# THANKSA TO YOU
I will do more updates if one of you develps a pipelined MIPS processor in verilog 4 me
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# everynight i pray for more tig comics.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# everynight i pray for death.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# the only thing I know about Troy is that he Is Gay.
 
HOW I YEARN FOR SOME MORE PITHY TRUTH NUGGETS.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i made this along time ago for tig
but i didant post it because i don't want to get sued :C
trumlaut.com/jawe.mp3

i also made this but didnt post it because it sucks
trumlaut.com/hugl.mp3
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)
# also
there is a version of funner.bat on a hard drive someplace that will run itself instead of explorer.exe on startup and is almost impossible to remove, unless you run unfun.bat hooray
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# sounds awesome.
i want wizardry.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I LIKE THIS SITE IT IS A FUNSITE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# GIRL, I WANNA TAKE YA TO A GAY BAR..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# LET'S START A WAR. START A NUCLEAR WAR.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# You know, but ya acting like ya don't know.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Doo-dah etc.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Probably NSFW
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Well we were born within one hour of each other,
Our mothers said we could be sister and brother,
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Your name is Deborah. (Deborah)
It never suited yah.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I GET UP WHEN I WANT, EXCEPT ON WEDNESDAYS WHEN I GET RUDELY AWAKENED BY THE DUSTMEN
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? PANTHER! PANTHER WHO?
PANTHER'S NOT HERE. I'M GOING SWIMMING! YAY!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# parklife.
 
you're so fucking wacky I could stab you.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# aha!
I see what has happened here, allow me to present my findings immediately...

yourself has managed to confuse your mid 90's monosyllabic brit-pop bands...


...AICMFP
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# IF ONLY MY BROTHER COULD BE HERE NOW!
HE'D GET ME OUT, HE'D SORT ME OUT ALRIGHT;
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE STAYED AT HOME TONIGHT.
 
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# erm...
PARKLIFE!

su-per-grass?
bah my findings are ruined!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HEY LOVE, HOW'RE YA FIXED?
WE'LL MEET AT TEN PAST, NOW IT'S QUARTER TO SIX.
WE'LL SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT MAKING LOVE ON THE SOFA..

it might sound funny, but he wasn't supposed to
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A HEART IS A SPADE, BUT
SOMEHOW THE VITAL CONNECTION IS MADE.
 
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# OOH!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE
TO SELL MY SOUL
(HE'S ALREADY IN ME)
I DON'T NEED
TO SELL MY SOUL
(HE'S ALREADY IN ME)
 
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# KILL A COP KILL A COP
BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND COPS LIKE TO DIE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I would like to hear Jarvis covering Body Count, I think that would be funny for all the wrong reasons
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Kill a cop
Kill a cop
You lay your hands on me
I'm going to kill you cop

(props for anyone that can get this without Google)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
LET'S ALL MEET UP IN THE YEAR 2000, WONT IT BE STRANGE WHEN WE'RE ALL FULLY GROOOOOWN! BE THERE, 2 O'CLOCK BY THE FOUNTAIN DOWN THE ROAD.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# CUNTS ARE STILL RUNNING THE WORLD
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# FUCK.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# if you thought things had changed, friend, you'd better think again.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# fuck yes.
i love you so much. thank you.

love,
dyselexia, number one fan.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# INVISIBLE RELEVANCE
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Just how we like b3ta.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# well, I do prefer tenuous or obtuse to OMG RANDOM LOL.
 

 
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# NO YOUN ARE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# reminds me of me
me
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# That reminds me of me.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# that's not you
cats don't have the requisite motor skills or opposable thumbs to use modern keyboards, you'd have to have some sort of head attachment which is a concept so crazy etc et
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Who said I was a cat?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# well it's a damn good disguise then
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm off to get some Kit-e-Kat.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# DISGUSTING CREATURE
please remove this post and replace it with the post of a dog
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# With THE post of a dog?
...WHAT POST OF A DOG, YOU MADMAN?
BUH...WEH... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# y'know, THE post.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I don't.
I actually looked around my front room for it.
It's nowhere!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# well this goes back to November 2006.
 
that post.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Oh. OH! I'm with you now!
That post.
OK.


edit - sorry, what post?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)
# the one with the dog
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)
# YAY, SOCK IS BACK.
WELCOME BACK, SOCK.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Why not
am cuntfaced

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I just noticed how much she looks like Rob.
(sorry, Fuhrer)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# haha ^this,
I should have shopped rob.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I don't know what'sgoing on here
so I'm going to make some toats

edit: change of plan, I have a sausage roll with tomtamo sauce on it
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# mmmmm
sausage roll!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Nice.
Needs more cocks, though.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Perhaps i should post this in the middle of the day shift.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I think you should.
Don't forget those extra cocks, too.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# also put a link on the talk board, the fucks
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Haha should i do that now?
Or on the gay shift?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Haha done already.
Bed Tiem now.

Nanite b3ta!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# they didn't like it much
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I don't like them much.
 
the FUCKS
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
#
bZzzzzzzZZzZLOLOLOLOLOLbZZzzzZzZzZZBZZzzZZZzLOLOLOLOLLolOL
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# BUT I LIKE YOU, GILGY
 
I'M JUST NOT VERY KEEN ON THE COMPANY YOU KEEP
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# there are some nice people on the /talk gayshift
I'm not too keen on the daytime lot, I strongly suspect they touch puppies on their bottoms and deliberately soil themselves for a cheap thrill
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# yes, there are.
 
and it's not like we don't have our share of fuckwads on the main board, either.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# DEATH TO THE /BOARDERS!
*Throws a nuke*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# BURN THE MOTHER DOWN.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# wut?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Still learning 'bout with paths and shapes in P'Shop
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# oooh!
I like that!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Quality....
...that's alot of effort for a great result.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I really like that
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Nice.
I tried to vector Gail Porter once and failed miserably.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I tried to "vector" her too
she tore all my hair out!

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I was expecting some of these hair jokes.
I think you're just being gel-lous.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# hey
that joke was cutting edge!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Do you think this thread will be cut short, or should we let it grow?
two in one, get in!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# no
I think its locks of fun
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# All the good ones are being washed away
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# yes!
some of them were shear genius, but i stll have a few that are ex-salon-t
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'd love to hear the roots and origins of these puns.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# If I told you I'd have to curl you
otherwise you'd become a millionhair
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I wish you'd both curl up and dye
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I love that style
Excellent stuff :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I also like this.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# that is nice
better than your standard Illustrator stuff.
I may have to look into this photoshop strangeness.
Its pretty fucking good. very atmospheric.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Prob bindun toaps ftw....

/bandwagon
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I was in me attic before.
It's solid proof that Hell is a place on earth.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Any 50ft women up there?
...just checking.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yes.
My gran.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# No, her name is Patricia.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Attack of Patricia
The 50Ft Grandmother

It's a whole new bandwagon.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Oh shit.
I'll have to book a holiday for 25 years.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# bin


dun

:)

along with, a tick on the, a tack, a trick, hat trick... and many many more

but wait! we aren't done yet!

:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Mines a much better shop
lol

Edit: yours = buy one get one free with the tic-tac thing as well...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# shop!! in the attic!?!?!
I'm telling the council!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pfft
like they care...

They're too busy supporting single lesbians.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# single lesbians in need of ATTIC SHOPS! beware!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# and another free...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# You wins teh interwebz!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# YES!!
er... where can I go to claim that?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I'm gonna sleep well tonight.
O.O
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hello.
I think you maybe missed my question before. Why did you get banned from here previously?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ra-Ra-Rasputin!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I'd really appreciate a straight answer.
Why were you banned from here before?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# He was big and strong..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Yeah, not really a lot there, is there mate.
Just some tired racist bullshit and some random nonsense to hide behind. Oh well.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# And you're being a tool.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I want to like him because some of his pics make me laugh, but
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# You sicken me.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I wonder why too.
not really
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I think a few people are curious about that
and I'd definitely encourage them to ask him directly. Judging from the links on his profile he dislikes secrets and conspiracies and I'm sure he'll appreciate the chance to be candid.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I like your thinking.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# well when he first started here he was prone to posting porn and all kinds of shit so even I had to ignore him.
 
I like the new improved Dekion much better
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE ARE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN BANNED AND SIGNED UP AGAIN WHO ARE STILL COMPLETE PRICKS
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# the thing that annoys me about this bandwagon
is that diarrhetic shade of yellow

so this is woo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Based on a true story!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Pfffffft!
Love it!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Vibrating Head Mugabe


(Sorry)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Does he have spunk on his chinny, chin, chin?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# crikey! that's rather ominous, I'm hiding in the van
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# sex me in the beamer!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Fucking great game, it is.
:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ..WOW, you are the Master
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I think I have a zidane one somewhere as well.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Another World!
Flashback was better though
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# The hell it was.
Also they aren't actually related technically, other than the publishing company who dealt with the singular french bloke who did Another World ended up touting it as a sequal.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# that shit is wild.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# mild threadjerk
i'm sick of hitting "ignore" or "hide" every second post so for what little anyone could care i'm going to piss off again and come back in a week or two when this fucking 50ft woman shite has died down because it's made it totally unreadable. the dayshift was full of arsewipes (and not just me, either) and the gayshift is full of shite.

pity, i'll actually have to get some work and sleeping done.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# :(
mind you, I have work to do :)

but fuck that
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# NO NEED TO BE A CUNT ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST THE INTERNET.
:/
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# MUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Available now from Ann Summers.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# yesssss
 

 
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# first try at an ambigram

if you can't read it: it's my screen name
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# This is good.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Cool. A bit too tribal for my liking, but cool.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hah!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# HORSES!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# OH AND BECAUSE I LOVE PEAROASTING BECAUSE I'M A PRICK.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# AND BY HORSES I MEAN PENIS.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i like this.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# a talking ass!

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# yes, that very thing!
but it thinks it horse! what's a crazy ass!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# pffft :)

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ozzo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'd be anyone for you

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Upsettingly
you are not the first person to say that to me today ;¬(
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# looks like one of those arse antlers
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# took me a little while to get, but now i see it, it's brill
and it ought to cheer Tsattssssrrrr up a bit :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# No way!
Grumpy is way funner. Stomp stomp stomp.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# cor
:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Batman's new logo designer seems to be pissed!
Nah, tis great.
Good stuff.

also night all.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Night!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# nn
:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# 'night Stan

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Get rid of the Z's middle line
and you've got a winning rebrand for OXO.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# That's awesomely well done!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I am sorry.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# oh fuck fucking hell!
:D

edit: actually, worth a *cleek* for the pain
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Thank fucking God for you.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# HAH
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# arf!

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Ooof! Mr Christ!



(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# OUT, FOUL DEMONS
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sweet Jebus! Will somebody please think of the children?! :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I do hope not.
I was searching for a source image today and saw a porn site which had very young teens and a picture in the middle of two girls aged about 5 or 6 kissing.

Now the image was from a family album or such and clearly the children in the picture were not being pornographic, but it was in amongst loads of shaven lady-gardens and such and the rest of the imagery was really rather unpleasant, so I reported it to asacp, but it quite turned my stomach.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ah, "research"
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I searched Google images for [Gay Rape], so I guess I was asking for trouble,
I have not made the image yet, I was somewhat put off, although I shall as it is the first original idea I have had for a long time.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# sounds like a possible FP already.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# It's got 'rape' in the filename,
what more could you ask for?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# trifle and parsnips
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I'm not quite quite sure where I was going with this
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# oh no! the matrix has me!
*inserts coin*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# into the huge slot?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# that's quite a big purse, innit

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# be afraid
if there's one of these in there
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# you love it you slag ;P

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# cor, innit
:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# >:( I refuse to not F5 and I refuse to stfu.
DO A BARREL ROLL.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I don't have any barrels
:(

*sniff*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# DO A BARREL ROLL, DISCOMEATS.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *rarrel lolls*
:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Do a fig roll.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# no fig lolls either
I have chocoratu biscuitu
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Are they Corub Biscuritsu?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# they could be kokuratu bikusukiktikukke
O_O
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Is that when you get chocolate all over your face?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# that's when a group of partially dressed salarymen spurt chocolate at you
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I see.
Do you have a newsletter?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# printed every month
:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I'll take two.
One to read and one for the Gallery.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ouch, greenscreen CRTs
I remember them... (nicely done)

Have a pea from last night.


(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# This is quite good.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# they are probably reading this


:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# last night?
thought you posted that on sunday
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# That's some reet funky refreshing you've got going on there.
I like.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# pfft!
I make it 152286 bytes
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# statistical error innit
:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# good.
i clicks.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# yay
:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# A little different?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# with added mugabe bandwagon
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# haha
I thought that was going to be "ATTACK OF THE 50ft BITMAP"
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Woo!
And now for something completely different...I hope!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Nice cross-referenced foot references
Has this bindun? (not a repost, just didn't want to open a new thread for it)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# It has.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Has anyone done "AT-AT"
Some kind on hillarious Star wars pic?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I believe so....
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# LAWL TOTALLY NO.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# at least twice
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Yes, and I got fucking slated for it....
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Fuck it. If you can't beat 'em...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# haha, a furtive glance, followed by squishing
:D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# not so furtive when you real-ise...
...SHE HAS MUGABE EYES!!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Cant make any smaller.. dunno why
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Try resizing it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Too lazy
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Either way,
it's my b3taday in 24 hours :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Cracks open another tinny
Too much to celebrate!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Also: The size isn't too bad, to be honest.
But it's nice of you to link it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Usin photoshop?
Do the "save for web" function
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ooo
thanks

Wasnt worth actualy wasting space on here.. just a thought I had.. an option to ignore all bandwaggon posts would be good...

I mean come on people..3 nights... Mostly reposts or binduns.. I cant take it any more.. and ive only been b3tan off for a few weeks... (thats what you call being part of this community yeah? if not its what you should call it..)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# HURRRRR GUHHHRRRR.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *face red with shame of lead ballooon
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# YOU GOT A LITTLE CRAP RIGHT THERE.
NO SIR, THAT'S MY FACE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Use the "Hide" button
Every time one appears hide it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Time consuming
Ide much rather inflict my dislike for it all by being a Nazi and punishing people for expressing humour derived from a old film poster, night after night...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# OH JAPES
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Japes
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# JAPES LIKE A MUTHAFUCKAAAA
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I'LL RAM THE POINTY END UP MY ASS AND TWIST
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Indeed
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I'll crack this one out again
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# It is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever made.
When I first posted it, I had many people giggling.
And also myself, which is rare.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# !
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I don't like this.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# hahahahaa.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# tHis Is FunnY
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I like Nelson Mandela's new hair
and Paul Shane has a good bod.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Oh noes! Look out happy fish!

Hello Beta :-D I know this pic's crap but it's my first ever photoshop!
I used, paths, and blur, and clonestamp and beer, and I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I was going to post it in an existing thread but as the bandwagon is rolling I figure this will be swept away in no time.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# How considerate!
:D
Woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# My very first woo
*sniff*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I also clicked "I like this!"
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Wiz zis clickie, you are really spoiling uz
thanks! :-D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I dig this
good work sir

fresh and not containing women of any size
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I like it
Kitten chair etc...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Tis good.



(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# it's nice
and as i used to keep parrot fish, and got them to breed, which apparently is unpossible i'll woo
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Is that a parrot fish?
I just googled 'happy fish' and assumed this one had gotten into the catnip or whatever
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# underwater kitty! :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# grrreat piccy
love the playful look on fishy's face
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Like an oasis in a sea of 50ft women
Woo to you, sir.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I feel all warm and fuzzy too
although b3ta is a mom football aware site, I have been here many years and i don't care...i just cannot help but say Liverpool are fucking ace.

Nice photoshop for your first attempt too matey.

Buy a chair and bring a kitten etc.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Thanks!
I like your fishy painting.

The not utterly shabby quality of my shopping is due to "You suck at photoshop" tutorial.

Thank you Donny, whoever and where ever you are!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Yay
ticks all my boxes (like you care)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# SUCK MY DICK I'M A SHARK

I doubt this has bindun, at least.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# rofl-titties
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# DAAAAAAMMMNN.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# JESUS LOVES YOU

SUCK HIS DICK HE'S A SHARK
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# very good
:S
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# How hilarious.
I'd totally ignore you if you weren't such a SEXY SEXY LAYDEE.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# yeah i know.
just think this is dumb as hell to have to see that same dumb movie poster over and over.

but i do think the one you just posted was pretty good.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# YOU DID IT!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# the woman is conquered by me.
i, dyslexia, the only one true 50ft woman and woman slayer.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Sorry, I got aboard...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Go be an hero.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# become.
and wrong board.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# /unlurks
while since I've heard that expression. It pleases me. *hugs*

/relurks
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hello squire. Can I join your cunt club?
I've no patience for this crap.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I'm concerned about my sig
everyone thinks I'm a cunt now. I'm only a cunt when i'm annoyed.

But yes, you can join. You seem to be annoyed enough.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *stalks*

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# guten abend there sir
I have been flitting between work and b3ta but mostly work recently so i haven't seen you much. Been writing my thesis, which is due in tomorrow and is still about 5000 words away from semi-completion. I'm drinking coffee. How's it going?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I too haven't been on here much recently
there's just no time between work and new girlfriend :D
what's the subject of your thesis?

Edit: due in tomorrow night at 12 I guess? and still not completed? :O

actually, I know some people who were equally close to deadline with theirs. fucking students ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# audiovisual perception of people
quite good, but I'm getting a bit bored of writing now. It's 90 pages and I've still got quite a bit to do, and more that I should do, but is of questionable relevance.

Edit: haha, well it's actually due in on thursday, but my aim is to be all i can be and have it finished tomorrow... and I don't see myself as a student, it's my phd, so I get paid for being a student, I prefer the term "researcher"
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# sounds interesting
does it cover the whole thing in general or is it viewed from a certain angle?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# from the angle of recognising familiar people
while touching on a couple of aspects of audiovisual integration in speech perception.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# biometrics sense tingling!

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# yes it is kind of biometricy
but I'm going at it from a high-level cognition angle, with reference to long term memory.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# now teach the process to computers and make millions

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# An hero?
What kind of a expression is that? It doesn't make an single bit of phonetical sense.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# duz
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# it's a 4chan (don't go there) meme meaning to top oneself
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

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