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# terrors from the past, and beyond.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# SEPIAFEAR
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# i had to soak my monitor in urine and tea for quite a while to get this effect.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# More meat is what you need
* Maximize the dimension of your love wand with our specially designed formula!
* Let our magical treatment take care of your male health!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# THEY HAVE NO LITTLE LAUGH TODAY.
I HAVE NEW CHANGED MAN! YOU CAN!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# it's a rape stick, not a love wand.
i upgraded a few years ago.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# i started my patio container garden work today.
several squirrels and cats came to invetigate, but no rabbits, sadly.

rabbits i shall see next week when i repair my bike.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Did two long buckets with catmint yesterday.
Got plastic over them and hopes that frost is gone now.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# you should be safe on your coast.
i have sproutlings up now - morning glories and some herbs.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Got some glory in there too and some...
...cypress vine things that say they are, but aren't.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i have a babydoll's head on a stick and a big rubber bee as scarecrows.
i used to have a terracotta buddha head too, but it dissolved over the winter.

oh, and a jawbone and some other skull parts that i hope scare off the homeless.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Oh, are we quoting Roger Waters again?
*dodges thrown jawbone*


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# that poor kid.
HAHAHA! I JUST SAW A KID ON TV TRYING TO PIERCE HIS NIPPLE BY PULLING HIS NIPPLE TAUT WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS WHILE HIS 'FRIEND' SHOT A PELLET FROM A PELLET GUN THROUGH HIS MANBOOB. HE BLED LIKE MAD. HAHAHA!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# Dude.
You're LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# crap, it's not on youtube.
what a rip.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Idiot children!
Everyone knows you use a speargun.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)
# or an angry tapeworm.
i'm going to use my pillow now....
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Cya
I'd pay to watch that!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Hello bear
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# o hai ther, mister.
what is a mofaha, anyway. what does it mean?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# It's a reference to a website I used to frequent
a long time ago. I never intended for it to be a permanent username, but it stuck hard for me almost immediately. It just seems 'right' somehow.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# THAT'S NOT THE LURID TALE I WAS EXPECTING/HOPING FOR BEFORE BED.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)
# MAYBE NEXT TIME I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH THEN
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# The website was:
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# best of all the animals.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# It's closed down now, not enough support.
There's minority interests, and then there's niche minority interests, and then there's super-specialist niche minority interests, and then there's ladies with big cocks who like to play volleyball.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)
# People never understand.
They don't have to be ACTUALLY playing volleyball in the photos, they just need to enjoy the activity.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Man
it's so refreshing to meet someone who actually read the faq.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# hurrah!
 

 
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# OKAY SERIOUSLY, I JUST WATCHED DISTURBIA AND NOW I GOT THE HEEBIE JEEBIES.
SRSLY.

What should I try and watch now? I've got a film called 'The Illusionist' which I might give a go.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)
# DO IT.
..though i think DC wireless transmission is probaly a bad idea in populated areas.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)
# HUHWHAT?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
# watch.
some dumb russian inventor or somthing. : )
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:27, archived)
# I think you're thinking of The Prestige
which features Tesla, played by David Bowie.
Edit: and which was surprisingly good.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)
# i think
im wanking through his letterbox
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I'll go fetch the bucket. *Sigh*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)
# *hangs head*
.. yes.. i sawr both.. and se.. im a bit slow.. an i get confused somtimes.. please forgive me.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
*cough cough*.. *breathe!*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Too tired to shop naked ebay kettle reflection guy in there right now.
Can we just assume I've done it?
:)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)
# JA!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# His evil kinda stands out, don't it?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)
# hhahaha.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Yay!
*legsitfromthebeastie*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)
# i mean it!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I clicked on the star wars video that was on one of the links
but I could only handle about 20 seconds of it

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# BUT IT LOOKS SO DAMNED BORING.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)
# HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDS??
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# simply
squirrels with tits. i hear it's the style these days.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)
# thats stikll going on?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)
# THESE ARE CITY KIDS.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)
# SOUTH PARK: STILL GOOD
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)
# i was surprised to find that
to be true
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)
# And me.
Very pleasantly surprised. I hope they've got plenty more seasons still in them, there's really not much else new that's doing it for me right now.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)
# as long as they know they can flee..
north when their topical humor pushes TOO far.. i think they will continue to deliver. yay.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# Frisky Dingo is a great series if you can find it,
but you really need to watch from the beginning.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Yeah, we get that
and I think it's ok. Metalocalypse is pretty good, much better than it looked to me at first. And I kind-of like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but there's not really very much to it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Sealab 2021 and Frisky Dingo are the only adult swim shows I watch anymore.
And if you haven't watched Frisky Dingo from the beggining I'd strongly recommend it.

I've watched the entire series about ten times now and I'm still picking up on new jokes.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:07, archived)
# oooh.
.. better than canadians on strike?
www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1205/Eek-a-Penis!.html
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I thought so.
I've enjoyed all of the new ones so far.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)
# "The weedy, vealy, palefaced, square eyed, little shites."
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)
# SHE IS SO HORNY RIGHT NOW.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
# apparently..
so is Cheney.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Hahahha!
That was a great episode.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# i don't watch that show often but that episode just convinced me that its not all that useless of a show.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# IT IS A GOODSHOW NOT LIKE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT IS SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN FOR PAEDOPHILES.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# this is why i liked that show, yes.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# THRN DONT YOU PERSON
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)
# yeah.!
watch that. dooooo eeeet.. *subliminal advertising from 3 seconds into teh fuuuture*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# FUX.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)
# O A BR
!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)
# YS A BR! IT SY GRRR! I A BR!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# SERIOUSLY NOW, YOU'VE SCARED HIM.


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# is teh scareh!

IMRDUCK ..and.. out.. night all.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Bear!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
#
 

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)
# Hell yeah hare
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Yes! Oh fucks yes!
GOODBYETIMENIGHT RAPIT & GAYSHIFT.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
# G'night :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# ning Rapitinui
how's the day treating you?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)
# last night was a bit of a munt so today I've been a little haggard.
 
and I have accomplished FUCK ALL in the way of work
and I am a bit sore in certain places
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)
# i've just come back from the pub
which is a pub, not a bar per se even though i'm American, where I was flashed by some 40'ish woman. Not the best of nights. Today, I made a girl cry. She deserved it, but also, i'm an asshole.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)
# EE OH DE OH, EE OH DE OH.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)
# LIKE THE BUTT.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)
# DOESN'T EVERYBODY?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# *steals*
my bike is red, too.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# watch jurassic park four.
there are dinosaurs with guns in it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
[challenge entry] hi. i am me. i am using this to sell you this.

Judy would.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# ???
Am I the only one RISing here?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# SPACELY SPROCKETS
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# gah
i cant believe i didnt get that!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:04, archived)
# JETSONS son.
...am i detecting Sarcasm? *EDIT!!!* also... aren't Star Wars knockups technically ads from the long long time AGO? edit2.0 ... unless.. the space time folds back on itself so ... we're the monkeys?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Nope. Never paid any attention to Jetsons.
Yes, Starwars is a past not a future.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:00, archived)
# well. .
... we couldn't afford the license either. *edit* thats a lie.. we could ALWAYS steal television.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Wrong side of the pond.
Didn't run on TV until the late 80's here. HG-Robotech era.
Saw bits now and then, but always stuck me as utter shit.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)
# TV in general?
yeah i agree.. mostly tidal shit.. but spider man? man.. gotta dig that brass. : )
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Yeah, spiderman ran nonstop at lunch or afterschool slot...
...for years here. All twelve episodes of them, over and over. And this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_Robin_Hood
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)
# hahaha..
BROTHER!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)
# you just know that
they used jackson five as the music in the meeting as they pitched that
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:22, archived)
# LIKE ALMOST EVERYTHING,
THE VAST MAJORITY IS SHIT BUT THERES A FEW GREAT THINGS
oops, just noticed i had caps on, well your fucking mad if you think im retyping that
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)
# well ya know..
i found b3ta initially through blort.meepzorp .. after the klein bottles.. and i must say .. it truly is one of the finer things.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Depends how far far away it is
the time it takes for the adverts to reach may mean we wont get them until the future
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:02, archived)
# sig?
i get made fun of at work becaue my rectifier bridge has a capacitor to filter the output of the flux drive... so.. of course it's the 'flux capacitor'...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:18, archived)
# im rising in you ear!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# ^ that
i had a good chuckle at the first big RAWKstar stroke. edit.. also serious props to the non-linear panel story telling.. skillz.. mad.. mad skillz.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I've been thinking
of making some more comics in this style
www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/gaming.swf
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:06, archived)
# you really should..
i troll these world wide webs a fair bit.. as im a sad old git.. but i have yet to see that format. nice.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!
 
I don't remember that one.
Nicely pixellated.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)
# i remember when i was a boy...
this was ALL pixels.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)
# yes!
these are the webcomics OF THE FUTURE!
Plus you get four panels! FOUR!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
# The five pound timemachine!
But then, you are too talented to have a favorite of your work.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:03, archived)
# actually..
the dimensions of the protypes fixture creeped me out.. 63.. imperial inches...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)
# pepsi. pepsi. pepsi.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)
# BELLA. BELLA.
BELLA DO YOU LIKE THAT?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)
# he's luvvin it luvvin it luvvin it
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)
# MOST OF ALL WELCOME TO THE BELLAS IN THIS ROOM
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)
# i hope to hope
that "Balla" is not an abbreviation of "bell end"...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)
# as in the Italian.
 
AND I SAID WELL, HELLO, HELLO
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# *relief*
very well. yes fine.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# it were too clever for me!
i think i may make one tomorrow featuring recyclable cocks
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:11, archived)
# ..hmmm...
..is magenta very popular in teh futur? : D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:13, archived)
# STOP THIS CRAZY THING
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I WANT TO GET OFF
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:18, archived)
# stupid
perpetual motion machines of the third class. :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)
# judy is a gearbox.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# *spore release*
sculpturespore mk2

Mk1 here
Based on postbears rust sculpture
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Rustacular!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)
# an
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)
# ks
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# CRANIAL ROTORS™
:D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Whoa.
Aceness.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# still got migraine
talking hurts :(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
it's almost 3D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)
# its a trick
get an axe!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:31, archived)
# D%
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# bonus lava flow!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# GROOVY.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ONE BY ONE WE WILL TAKE YOU
it vanished so I've put it back :D
I wonder if I've got any of those on dvd, not seen them for aaages now.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)
# yeah well I realised I was quoting from Dead by Dawn and you were referring to Army of Darkness.
 
I'm good.. but I ain't that good
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I'm not fussy :)
SU NIOJ
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:57, archived)
# 2 and 3 you can get cheap on DVD, but for some reason the first is quite expensive.
so I got me a VHS copy.

I admit I'm tempted to get the special edition of Army of Darkness with the original ending..
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:10, archived)
# oooh
*amazons* , well if I had any money I would, still got my trusty VHSs :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Can anyone tell me what the dogs are doing in these videos?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)
# haha
just dogs fighting vacuum cleaners.

the text is right dodgy tho!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
# just what the captions say, attacking vacuum cleaners (while in operation).
 
not evil, so much as not very bright
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I had the impression that the dogs were "loving" the vaccuum cleaners.
I am glad that this was unfounded.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Cthulhu Ftaagn Ia Ia!
etc etc

Woo!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)
# That's all aces
i do love that so. Much better than the 1st.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)
# hell yes!
this is wonderful. thanks for making these - i hope to start a new rust project soon.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ROCK SUITE (not to scale)
amp
pedal
plectrum
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Rwak!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)
# and
loll!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Pedal is excellent.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Nice of you to say so...
though I think they probably only work in close proximity to each other. Out of context they might be fairly rubbish.

Ah well, at least I felt like Angus Young when I made them.

Er, sort of.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)
# what, old and sad?
 
still wearing the same costume, just like all the other seventies/eighties metal bands who don't know when to fuck off?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# hehheheheh
 
I think I've seen that one on TV.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)
# they've been playing "All My Friends" fairly often lately, too.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:35, archived)
# tis good stuff
you should check out !!! and out hud too if lcd tickles yr fancy
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Old and sad, yes.
I suppose the edge I have is that I know when to fuck off. Roughly now.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)
# NOT YOU MISTER EAGLE YOU ARE MY FREIND YOU CAN STAY
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Yes.
Exactly so.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Yay!
plrectum for the win!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# i like.
needs more igneous.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)
#


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*clicks for insanity*

/bumpersticker



(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I love this so very very much.
It's... what? I don't know. But it's lovely how it doesn't really do much at all.

It's SPACEGAY is what it is.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# MR POTATO FEAR
I love this but with my squinty drunken eyes I can't tell what it is yet.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
#
with my drunken eyes I couldn't tell what I'd made
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# STROKETIME
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# crikey!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# *FLASH*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *AAAAHAAHAAAAAAA*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# *TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAA*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# *SAVIOUR OF YOUR MUM*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# nah, not really,
i won tickets for that movie and my mom went with me and hated every second of it
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# well to be fair
the movie is pretty much crap
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i fell asleep
iirc
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# you should watch
barabarella instead. it's got boobs and predatory piranha dolls.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ???
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# yes that one
it's as cheesy as flash gordon, but with more boobs and fluffy 70s decor.

edit: did I mention JANE FONDA'S BOOBS?!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I don't know why
but that made me snigger.

also: I'm out of beer, so this is my last cigarette before bed time. good night!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# FRESH
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)
# either you're a genius or you need to be killed to protect the public*
whichever, I like this so much I clicked 'I like this'

* useless fecks that they are
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)
# maybe a bit of both
all worthwhile if it brings a smile
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Christ.
Ace as fuck.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# terrific.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
brilliant
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# this elicited a 'hurr hurr hurr'
well done :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# with optional attachments and variable pressure settings!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# for added confidence!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# man, that's nasty, is this nastier?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# hahahaha
yes, a bit, but only if that's a mincer.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I think it's more of a smoothie maker
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:13, archived)
# it's just good science then
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# can't argue with science
unless you are a dinosaur riding batshit crazy religious nutcase :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# and if I am?
Are there instructions?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# yes, all printed out neatly in the bible of your choice
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# pa55w0rd
Black pudding anyone?
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Also: ow.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)
# hahaha
Yay!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)
# THIS LOOKS LIKE SATAN'S MECHANICAL JELLYFISH.
I LIKE.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I could go for that
It would probably work on those annoying unwanted pregnancies too. :)
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)
# God, that's horrible
I love it
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] In the future


Women get even more difficult to please ;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# there are already milky way adverts
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# you are observant but sadly you seem to have dropped your sense of humour
how are you sah?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# good. i have slept all day
the all-nighter was not fun. how are you?

sorry of the lack of humour, i'm a bit hit and miss.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *hits your missus*
LOL

I am okay, went windsurfing this morning, came home, went out to Claptonista's art exhibition, he's a nice chap, came home, went to drum in a play, it's been a really long day. It feels like the windsurfing was two days ago.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# DON'T
make me explain vectors to you all again. Even though I'm an hour late to the argument and full of fucking gin.

Goodnight you cunts.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SICK, RUMMY
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# William Hogarth FTW.
Gin, though. Aaargh. Welcome to pain.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# haha i know what a vector is you daft alky cunt
:D good night
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# But this isn't the Milky Way font
it's the Milk Tray Font ;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I doubt their W is an upside down M in the actual font,
but I might be wrong :P
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Picky, picky
Lol!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)
# you vile, vile cunt
*dons sunglasses indoors and huffs*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha hello gorgeous.
Drunk a bit, have we? :P
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I'm
absolutely fucking rotten drunk tonight and looking for a fight ( but not with you )
I've spent all day trying to educate idiots how to continue stealing their cable TV now that Virgin have got clever with their hash codes and I'm at the end of my tether.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# *gives a backrub*
now go choke on your own sick, rummy :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# haha.
I quite like the idea of being a rummy.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# chocolate is good but jewellery and a facefuck is better
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# that's what she said
then I woke up :(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# VAGINA DENTATA JOYOSA!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# FURTHERMORE
YAY!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# OHYEAHTHATTOO
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# SALACIOUS TROUSERS.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Euripides trousers, Eumenides trousers.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Based on your dreams,
by she do you mean you?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yes.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# HAHAHA, SPACEGAY!
I have no idea to what that relates, but for some reason I just found the phrase spacegay a comical one.

Did you get round to using that tape a second time incidentally?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I've used it at least five times now.
You're actually fantastic.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# You have just become unusually attached to my voice.
Well I'll probably gaz you and ask you some stuff about how it was when Morning Jeru is around, presuming that you didn't fall asleep in the same way that is, until then I'm going to sleep.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# night :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Dude that is totally spacegay!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I spacegayed your mother last night.
she spacegayed all over the sheets.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# watch out for the aliens anal probe, it's space gay
also, your mother, twice

:D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# hahaha
awesome.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# BEDTIME, NETS.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# NIGHT TSSATTSSR
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# : D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# A monkey on a duck?
A MONKEY ON A DUCK!!??
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# best program
to make gifs and stuff?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Lots of choices. I use imageready solely based on knowing how to use it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ahh right
I think i've actually got that... somewhere

I've got Photoshop CS3 and CorelDRAW suite X3 at the moment... will have a look round see if i can do something with them as well
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# CS3 does away with imageready.
In the top left click the workspace drop down menu and select vide & film for the appropriate toolbars for animation.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *goes
to have a look*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# found it
will see if i can work the thing out tomorrow now as im nackered and i still have an assignment to finish :S

thanks for the help!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Almost positive you can use PS cs3 to do them.
WindowAnimation. to open the palette.

Or do what ^ says.

:D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# fantastic
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i laughed to tears
when i saw the deer
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# :D GLEESOME
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Woo Yay!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Quality background.
Is this the deer(?) who's head fell off to reveal a monkey face this morning?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Aye.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Adventurous fellow isn't he?
Is it a deer?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I think it's one the African varieties, antelope or summat
Not really sure tbh.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I see.
I think I'm Gnu find out.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# thats is a deer that is flying?
i want to hug it!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Only the monkey-infused body he took off from
can be milked. The head is for pure speed, no unecessary weight allowed.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# but I need its milk, for my nourishment
my sexy nourishment! what am I to do?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# PLEASE ADD LASERS.
I LIKE.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i like these
because they make me do happies.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# oh my...
bunny!
However, the girl looks like she's going to torture him for a while
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Those are my nice girls. Unlike this one.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# still love that.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# excellent
I am liking the lolpenguins
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Slick.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Penguins are great
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# :D I did a smile.
Would anyone be offended if I touched myself a little now?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'd be offended if you didn't.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY: CUPPING MYSELF.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# i fucking would be
I just offered you my assistance.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Lets skip to Wows house.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# heads or tails?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# HEADS.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# nice one
no need to flip this coin then.

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# ashally!
winnar!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# awwww
i still have SuperDave's version of "technical reasons" as my desktop

i still think of you when i see it, by default.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)
# do you
ever sell your work? These rock hard.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# cool berds.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# meta!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# STOATS?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# SATOTS?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Stoats? Well, I just made one last night as a test.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ah, the eternal battle
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHHAAAAHH!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# rofl
niice
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# GARRRGGHHH!!!!
*brandishes*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# WHAT
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Nothing specific.
I thought I'd just take an opportune moment to alert you to my unyielding rage.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# aww. bless
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# *eyes narrow*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# should have gone to spec savers
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# God you must be doped up the the gills
Which is fairly impressive in itself given that you don't have them.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# the pills they gave me...are odd
made me feel bloody weird.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *shrug*
Well I'm sort of vaguely opposed (well nonplussed would probably be more accurate) to the use of medication for those sort of psyciatric conditions, because it is based on what is mentally right and wrong. Depression is a problem yet egoism, narcissism and arrogance still run rampant - bastards.

If I were you, after the touching myself, I'd make some kind of log of what it is actually like when you are on and off said pills. Preferably making it as boring and empirical as possible.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I RECOMMEND PUFFIN DA ERB INSTEAD
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I don't have the thyme.
AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAH

Ha
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# SMOKE IT LIKE A FOX.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# never mind him my dear
/oh look, some depraved interwebvideo a puppy!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# puppy!!!!
WHERE?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# well, quite a few, actually
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# UNNNGGH MY PUPPY
*scoops up puppy*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] If you read the Daily Mail, this is what is definitely going to happen in the future.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Your embassy seems to be on fire.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# If the DailyMail is correct that will be their front page on that day.
/historical press trend blog
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Indeed
According to the Daily Mail, there should be a Polish plumber hiding under my bed. I've just checked, and there isn't.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# landrover owned by paki's!!
i think your onto something there!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i find you apostrophe misuse
offensive
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# 'sorry
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# er..
landrover Land Rover owned by paki's Indians!!
i I think your you're onto something there!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# quite.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# well done
retarded post of the day. you wonned a bib.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Wicked!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# better him than disco.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# 'ning b3ta!
I should be doing work so of course i have been making a drawage:

Click for bigger (80KB)

What have you been doing today?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Working is WAAAAY overrated. I prefer to fluke stuff.
Nicely drawn/painted/whatever, btw! OH, and today I have been mostly glad to get out of that fucking prison cell.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# did you see my vexel before?
I might repost it to ask you what you think.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Your VECTOR? Yes, please do repost the VECTOR :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# it's more of a vexel really
because someone told me it is.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Vexels are silly and I don't understand them. But please, post away :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# nah, i was just being silly
i think it's still on board down there, so scroll down a bit if you like
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Corr, that ham arty. And I'm a bit of a sucker for the whole monochrome thing :)
Is it Wow?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# it is indeed :) well spotted
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'm ace at remembering faces. :)
Oh no wait... that's not it at all. I MEANT: I'm ace at stalking Wow whilst touching myself and grunting.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# haha
that makes the two of us, but let's not compete, let's cooperate. *warms hands*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# whats the difference?
vexel sounds a bit silly
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Vectors are made with vectors,
Vexels are made with Rasters, but they copy the Vector style. So basically, it's a Vector which you can't do anything with.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i see
so its a vector in photoshop then
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Not at all :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# oh right...
i'm still not entirely certain about how vectors work. i should considering thats what all my cartoons are drawn in... I think over summer I may have to sit down and read some tutorials
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# MATHS!
That's all you need to know.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# SHIT YEAH, IT'S MATHS ISN'T IT?
FUCKING HAMFISTED MATHS.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Basically Vectors are an outline of a shape with a fill, whereas Rasters are a series of pixels which make up and image.
That's why Vectors are win, because you can blow them up massive and not lose any quality.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# oh right
mine's a vector. I just thought vexel was just a cool new word for vector
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Nah
Vexel is just a cool new word for paint by numbers.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# VEXEL IS NOT A WORD
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# too much bumming?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You offering?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# i hear it was for twatting someone
did he deserve it?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Yes.
But how my hand is swollen and bloody. I'm going to avoid seeing people for a while too, so I'll be a lonely internet type person loads.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# good, i'm glad to hear that, nothing worse than twatting someone and regretting it
i hope the hand heals up ok
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I hope so too, it hurts like a bitch and is like twice as big as it should be. But in fairness me doing something like this has been a long time coming.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# well take it easy for a few days.
right i'm off to bed. night pilgrim
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Goodnight, squire.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# yikes!
I just read this thread... what on earth happened?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Well basically, I'm a 'keep everything in and rage' kind of person.
Only this time the rage got out and punching happened and then apparently being aggressive and assaulting the police which all means I had to stay in a cell for 14 hours.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I hate being a prick. :(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# haha oh dear
werent you in hospital last week? are you going for the coast guard next?

why did you hit the person?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I was :/
I'm not having a great time of it at the moment.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# And you weren't drunk you say?
What did the policeman do to get a severe hasslement to his person then?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# lubbly
:)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# ta!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# working in the pub
had to do a line clean....8 pints gone to waste cos im driving :'(


*needs comforting*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# *cumfarts*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# *offers hugs*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# *covets*
I'm supposed to be working too:( I procrastinate so much better than I do anything else.
Today I have been at school but this evening I cooked Moroccan chicken with fruity couscous.
It's almost the best thing I've ever cooked, second only to paella.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# that sounds very tasty
i made yummy veggie lasagne last week and didn't get to have any cos my family scoffed the lot before i got to it!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Bah, get some meat.
Tonight was actually week 8 of a series of Thursdays on which I've cooked a different meal from around the world a my mates flat for guests ranging from old friends to some girls we met the night before. It's been a great success :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# that sounds like a great idea!
and: I did do a meaty one too. Minced up some lovely lean steak at home and used that. very tasty.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Reading shitty documentation for a shitty app.
That's much better on the eyes, woo.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# thank you!
she am lovely. hehe.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Watched south park, laid about in bed, ate, went work, drink beer
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# sounds pretty good!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Driving 368 miles.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# that is many miles.
do you ever get that feeling like you're still driving even when you're not?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME BRA?
 
woosome.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# thank you!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# it's alotta fun
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# wanking
well drawing
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# hehe
so a pretty good day then!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Haha.
I read that as a list, "Wanking well, drawing, etc."
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i screamed a lot.
but not because of you.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I figgered how to make a gear in photoshop so I made a brush!
and im so enthralled i had to make a thread and share it...

AND!! For a limited time have a pack of them for free... I think they will do someone some good.
Click for bigger
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# That is wonderful.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# YAY.
THREAD TIME. TIME FOR THREADS :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# lol
how about i collect all your threads up and make your mum a blouse?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I LOL'D!
^_^
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
it's made me nostalgic for "white men can't jump"

"BRICK! How bout I collect all those bricks you keep throwin up and build a shelter for the homeless, then yo momma got somewhere to live?"
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Don't flippin' encourage him, sheeshes!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Smashing :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Hola gringo.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Ah, hello darling heart, how are you?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I'm right as rain, pet.
I am just off to beddy byes though, have a nice night!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Night night, thingy. Sleep tight and all that.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Any way to get random rotation and scale
on custom brushes like the built-in ones? Nice BTW.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# i am afraid i dun have CS2...
I have essentials... its like the demo version
Edit: and it hasnt the rotation scale and shiiit
Edit edit: and yes to your question
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Oh! Thanks.
Only have bundled versions, I've never had to buy Pshop
retail yet. 2.01 to CS1. Might get new for that alone.

edit: I looked about and you may be right --it can't. Shit.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# you can change the position / scale
in the Brushes palette. select your brush then click on 'Brush Tip Shape' then play about with 'Shape Dynamics' and 'Scattering'.

i use it quite a lot with custom brushes to create various particle effects
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Thank you.
I found it now. Never turned on the advanced/expanded option.
How odd of me. [/:-)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:54, archived)
# TOP GEAR.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HA!
cake...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# mofaha has some Sheen, George and Chike brushes you may be interested in.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# thanks!
i made one a whle back but it sucked ass. so, i'm stealing yours.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] do not exceed stated dose
welovethefuturfistfuckerfestivalkline2.jpg
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# What if someone ODs on TV pills?
Will their eyes go square?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# yes
next question...

/Dr O'Bedlam is in
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Can you repost your Cthulhu hangover pic?
I like it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
#
Suppository?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# damn beat me
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I am the champions!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# More like
you're a HAM champion! Hurr.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# WHE ARE THU HAMPIONS
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# OF THE WOOOOOORLD.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I HAM THE CHAMPIONS!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ha ha hamcock!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Mmmmmmm ham juice!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# THIS IS TROPHYMEATS FOR THE STOMACH.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# what end do you put it in?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Depends on the programme.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Top Gear?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Down the stick.
[/;-D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# o.O
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I'd say you swallow that.
Jeremy Kyle, on the other hand...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i like it
but surely Pfizer will be the only drugs company in the future
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Do they do a version without BBCThree?
Because I'll be fucked if I sit through a weeksworth of that shit.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Thats massive!!!
can i pop it in my arse?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# The future's not Orange, it's Amber!



(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
Still would. Only because she's evil though.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# her daughter is better
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
#
Is she?Was she?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
she is
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I don't have any childrens
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# we can soon fix that
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# /refrains
let's have a nice dinner first, and maybe a movie
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i was merely going to suggest we nick someone else's
but i like your idea better.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# good
I've got lots of mustard
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# pwoah
bit kinky
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# :D
I like the way you think
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# well someone has to
:D law of averages or something.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# OI
stop thinking and get back in the kitchen
right i'm off. Back sunday night/monday
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I WILL MISS YOU MIKE
*HUGS AND RAPAGE*

HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND SEND ME A POSTCARD
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# /yawns
/surreptitiously wraps arm.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *gets wood*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# does it milk?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Free Tibet
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# pfft have this
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# hehehe
i liked the offer in viz a while back..."free prince cd for eddi reader"
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# :C


count v.. made me do it!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeehaw!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
 
if I had the time I'd animate that
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# thats the plan....
hes chopie the pork chop... he has a mission...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I am listening to Lawrence of Arabia
this works so well
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# He is an angry ham.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# WHAT, LIKE TOM CRUISE?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# JOHN TRAVOLTA IS AN EXPERT AT BEING BALD.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# LOL
:P heheheee
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# cs192 made me do it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# thats well odd....
i did knee see your post..
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i liked the source image so much
and i just had to use it..
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahhahahahahha
all done it...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# who's head is that
on my body?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :D
oi spacky, you got myspack?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# yeh
but never use it,
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# still, give me the address
bitch
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# you think i'm just gonna do whatever you tell me?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# yep
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *rolls over*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *RAPES*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# well i wasn't expecting that
was hoping to get my belly scratched *barks*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *scratches*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# you got something?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# down you dirty kiwi
(not in public!)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# oh is this cs192?
he's quite nice, but his cock doesn't look great. A bit boxy. Is that its tumescent state?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# this is cs192
and he's camera shaped penis/groin
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

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