The board is full of awesome stuff tonight.
This, Awesome-o-pard, Spores...
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:24,
archived)
Aww thankyou ^_^
Edit: And Micto's goose. That was good too.
And so was Ttssattsr's thingy.
Edit 2: And Kk's is the best.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:25,
archived)
And so was Ttssattsr's thingy.
Edit 2: And Kk's is the best.
This is ROCK, not mock.
I like trhe spiky picture. All is well.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:26,
archived)
Acrylic paper by the looks of it.
I can't remember what the actual name for it is.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:27,
archived)
It is good.
As is everything you make.
Except that one thing I didn't like, but you didn't make that.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:23,
archived)
Except that one thing I didn't like, but you didn't make that.
I can't even begin to understand this.
I do like the way awesome-o-pard always seems to be looking down though.
Edit: :O I'VE JUST LOOKED AT THE POPULAR PAGE. WHAT THE FUCK?!
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:24,
archived)
Edit: :O I'VE JUST LOOKED AT THE POPULAR PAGE. WHAT THE FUCK?!
what an odd thing to like.
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Congratulations mate, you're the first B3tan I know to get a text-based message onto the main popular page :D
The campaign to get it fp'd starts here.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:25,
archived)
Congratulations mate, you're the first B3tan I know to get a text-based message onto the main popular page :D
The campaign to get it fp'd starts here.
Hahaha.
It wasn't even that funny at the time. Just a little embarrasing.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:28,
archived)
Scroll down a bit more and you'll see my effort for tonight.
^_^
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:28,
archived)
This is making my brains slosh around inside my head like porridge or something.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:30,
archived)
draw some more AIDS cartoon.
i volunteer/work for a local agency. we could use some levity.
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 4:24,
archived)
John Barleycorn must die
is one of the most awesome albums of all time! I urge everyone to buy it!
Woo!
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 0:23,
archived)
Woo!
You cannot untangle her
From the Boston Strangler
He's going to mangle her
The Boston Strangler
( ,
Sun 11 May 2008, 1:01,
archived)
He's going to mangle her
The Boston Strangler
Only when he's sleeping.
Also my cat is moaning in her sleep again, it's quite cute in a freakishly not like a cat sound way.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:39,
archived)
Yes...
It's lucky I brought the drill, otherwise there would have been much more mess.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:49,
archived)
We all know the probic vent is where...
Johnny Prescott pukes out from due to his obvious bulimic state...
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:39,
archived)
Finished - one Monster Spore!
This was the Plan, but it didn't really work, next time I'll use a scanner instead of a camera...
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:23,
archived)
This was the Plan, but it didn't really work, next time I'll use a scanner instead of a camera...
I shall soon attempt to do a drawin' like you.
I have two technical pens, one .01 and one .05, and I shall be awesome with them. Just you wait!
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:41,
archived)
Shit, man,
this one's like Rory Hayes on speed! Not wanting to mander, but... you're pretty fucking special.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:45,
archived)
you have to get a bit OCD with it
and remember to wear your manic grin!
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:47,
archived)
SHALL DO!
Mark Beyer, that's the other guy who I think this reminds me of.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:49,
archived)
I've just started googling both of them
and now shall be looking for a while, it is much inky goodness.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:52,
archived)
I just draw what I see :)
and run before they eat me. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeaaargh!
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:56,
archived)
wow thats cool!
you should illustrate childrens books for a living
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:28,
archived)
problem is whenever I write anything
it always becomes just a little too sinister for kids. Probably to do with thirty years of fucking sleep paralysis and all the fun that entails but I may get there one day.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:38,
archived)
heres one you could illustrate..
Once there was an elephant named Bill.
Bill had a pink baloon which he loved to play with.
One day, bill lost his baloon. He was very sad.
Bill went looking for his baloon and HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING MONSTER WHICH CUT HIM INTO FOUR PIECES FOR EACH OF ITS MOUTHS AND GOBBLED HIM ALL UP!
the end. :D
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:43,
archived)
Bill had a pink baloon which he loved to play with.
One day, bill lost his baloon. He was very sad.
Bill went looking for his baloon and HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING MONSTER WHICH CUT HIM INTO FOUR PIECES FOR EACH OF ITS MOUTHS AND GOBBLED HIM ALL UP!
the end. :D
He should illustrate children's minds for a living.
Ahhh the screams and mental scarring would really make it worth it.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:36,
archived)
spore temple supplied all of my desktops
for well over a year..
:D
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:31,
archived)
:D
What amazing children we would have.
Tempting.
But does biro and fineliner DNA mix?
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:39,
archived)
But does biro and fineliner DNA mix?
Interesting article in today's Guardian
in the 'tired old puns' supplement
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:13,
archived)
in the 'tired old puns' supplement
I know a Richard Mason!
In fact, I spent most of today with him.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:17,
archived)
This reminds me of the work of Charles Burns
a very talented comic book artist, and one of my favourites. As such. I love this.
Look him up :)
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:56,
archived)
Look him up :)
that's because you're an uneducated pleb
who hangs around with people called wayne, and I am a connoisseur of graphic fiction.
Basically. ;)
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:04,
archived)
Basically. ;)
Do me a huge favour?
Remake it, when you have time, and put your heart into it.
Make it look really good.
It'll be worth it :]
Not that I don't like this, because I do.
But if you heart wasn't in it, then you should make a better one, too.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:59,
archived)
Make it look really good.
It'll be worth it :]
Not that I don't like this, because I do.
But if you heart wasn't in it, then you should make a better one, too.
I think it's pretty cocking ace as it is
although it doesn't fit my monitor.
If you're going to do another one, ttssattsr, make it 1920px wide :D
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:06,
archived)
If you're going to do another one, ttssattsr, make it 1920px wide :D
reflect it
edit: damn, that wrapped on my screen. it looked ace in the live preview.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:12,
archived)
edit: damn, that wrapped on my screen. it looked ace in the live preview.
You mean Secretary women from Monsters Inc and the Flying French Bell from ScarygoRound
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:24,
archived)
That is smashing :D
But where has your profile gone? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:34,
archived)
some guy went nuts a few months back
posted a picture, deleted something or other, posted a picture and then complained -- manically -- that "there's always something". "it's too brown" "i don't like the font" "it's too this" "it's too that".
someone told him to calm down and he said "no! game over, man! game over!"
it was actually quite entertaining.
edit: here we are www.b3ta.com/board/7663240
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:57,
archived)
someone told him to calm down and he said "no! game over, man! game over!"
it was actually quite entertaining.
edit: here we are www.b3ta.com/board/7663240
My bad
I seem to have some kind of goose addiction...
better than crack, but still slightly worrying :|
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:53,
archived)
better than crack, but still slightly worrying :|
Hmmmmmmmm...
went a bit wrong, but 'ave it anyways 'cos I is crap
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:25,
archived)
went a bit wrong, but 'ave it anyways 'cos I is crap
Heheh, you should have erased the dog everywhere that's not the face.
But it's still good :]
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:26,
archived)
I don't know whether that is good or not...
I think it is good.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:29,
archived)
you do ace stuff sweety
your animashes are always nice to look at
have some of this beer i am drinking whilst i go for a wee
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:37,
archived)
have some of this beer i am drinking whilst i go for a wee
:)
helloes miss lully
I have apple 'juice' for the moment
but may pop out for some grape ;)
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:50,
archived)
I have apple 'juice' for the moment
but may pop out for some grape ;)
You can see the top of the dogs head still. Needs more rubbing out. Other than that, it's cool.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:58,
archived)
Ta for that
I'm still a tad jet-lagged & slightly drunk :)
should be a bit betterer now, but not much
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 23:10,
archived)
should be a bit betterer now, but not much
This TOTALLY fucked up, and I LOVE it
It'd be fine if I slowed it down, but this is funnier. 5 Frames of...awesome.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:09,
archived)
It'd be fine if I slowed it down, but this is funnier. 5 Frames of...awesome.
It's a rotoscope of a 2 second clip from
a Cute Is What We Aim For video. He drinks poisoned champagne!!
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:12,
archived)
Hahahah
I did a really good one a while ago. This was just to get back in practice. I will be doing a bigger, cooler one hopefully soon.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:16,
archived)
You can.....
It justs slows down your computer by fucking loads.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:29,
archived)
I believe you are wrong
you can set you screen saver as your desktop, but then again I can't even figure out how to play a gif saved on my mac so who knows.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:35,
archived)
open it in a browser
preview won't animate gifs because it is shit
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:42,
archived)
yup
top film
(i know it's shit really, but kelly le brock in little pants!)
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:36,
archived)
(i know it's shit really, but kelly le brock in little pants!)
in 'the woman in red'
you get to see her lady garden and boobs
the memory of it is indelibly etched into my mind
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:43,
archived)
the memory of it is indelibly etched into my mind
You have boobs and minge etched into your cortex.
No wonder you're a bit simple. Mind you, it's a disability I can relate to.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:46,
archived)
Hahahahahah.
Not quite what I'd call a rotoscope. But very funny. ^_^
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:31,
archived)
I've been meaning to do a rotoscape for a while.
How do you get the frames, to make yours?
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:33,
archived)
Cool.
I now need a high-quality video.
I might do a david gilmour one, but I'll have to sort through an entire dvd to do so.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:35,
archived)
I might do a david gilmour one, but I'll have to sort through an entire dvd to do so.
neat, I like the spazz nostril
hexachordal doesn't think you have a crush on him.
Sorry, I mistyped.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:33,
archived)
Sorry, I mistyped.
coo
is that at all plausible anywhere? not this planet obviously
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:08,
archived)
a galaxy would never actually be that bright,
but there's no reason a planet couldn't be that close to one.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:09,
archived)
I just thought that maybe with a very thin atmosphere or something, I don't know
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:13,
archived)
that galaxy in particular
has an absolute magnitude of -7.1
I can't be bothered to do the math.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:16,
archived)
I can't be bothered to do the math.
well
the moon's apparent magnitude is -12.6, so if you were somehow 10pc from that galaxy with that kidn of view (which is impossible) it's be a bit less bright than the full moon. so, no, to be far enough away to get that kind of view it'd be a bit fainter, unless you've got the absolute magnitude wrong. (-7? are you sure?)
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:20,
archived)
Argh Physics A-level flashbacks!
*crawls into corner and cries*
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:21,
archived)
you could instead
be watching chumbawumba with german subtitles. this is surreal.
Du machst mir mich fertig
Aber ich steh wieder auf!
Du wirst mich nicht mehr fertig machen!
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:23,
archived)
Du machst mir mich fertig
Aber ich steh wieder auf!
Du wirst mich nicht mehr fertig machen!
that's what the internet told me,
but working it out from the Stats on Wikipedia it comes out at only -5.25.
Galaxies are surprisingly dim, anyway.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:23,
archived)
Galaxies are surprisingly dim, anyway.
well if you're believing wikipedia
the milky way's absolute magnitude is about -26 or so. i lie. -20. that thing looks about the size of the milky way, from the amount of arms in it.
*confused*
*too long since he dealt with real numbers*
what galaxy is it?
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:25,
archived)
*confused*
*too long since he dealt with real numbers*
what galaxy is it?
the Whirlpool Galaxy.
I don't know how they'd work out the absolute magnitude of the Milky Way Galaxy.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:26,
archived)
by rough estimates
from the bits we see and galaxy models. 10 billion stars with absolute magnitude of about 2 each gives such and so much luminosity. a calculation like that based on the mass of the milky way and some model of star formation rates.
at least that's how i'd do it. some retard probably just put a random number into wikipedia though...
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:28,
archived)
at least that's how i'd do it. some retard probably just put a random number into wikipedia though...
you'd still need to be only about 1000 light years from the Milky Way
for it to be as bright as the Moon though, which would still be inside the bulge.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:34,
archived)
yeah that's what i meant by
"to be far enough away to get that kind of view it'd be a bit fainter". personally i don't feel that the absolute magnitude of a galaxy has anything more than a formal meaning.
also from sources i trust a bit more than wikipedia, both rigel and deneb have an absolute magnitude of -7.1 so i'd be astonished if a galaxy was that dim. moreover, supernova ia can be around -19 or so, and rival galaxies. i'd guess the whirlpool might be -17 or so?
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:37,
archived)
also from sources i trust a bit more than wikipedia, both rigel and deneb have an absolute magnitude of -7.1 so i'd be astonished if a galaxy was that dim. moreover, supernova ia can be around -19 or so, and rival galaxies. i'd guess the whirlpool might be -17 or so?
I don't suppose it's simply additive though,
and of course it's logarithmic as well. And there's a lot of light-absorbing dust floating around inside a galaxy.
Another reason they look so faint is that the light is coming from an extended object, rather than a point source; the light is all spread out.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:38,
archived)
Another reason they look so faint is that the light is coming from an extended object, rather than a point source; the light is all spread out.
no it's not additive
simply because it's logarithmic. also if we're being picky about actually being 10pc from a galaxy, whatever that means, you've got the problem that there's no way you'll ever see the whole galaxy at teh same time, rendering an absolute magnitude physically meaningless.
even so, i really don't believe it's got an absolute magnitude -- no matter how little that might mean of only -7....
but it's hardly important enough to dick around with.
i've now got "mmmbop" playing on my telly with german subtitles. this is simply weird. they've even subtitled "MMMbop tick a top a ba do bop" and so on.
edit: the picture's nicely done and i'm a rude bugger not to say so :)
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:43,
archived)
even so, i really don't believe it's got an absolute magnitude -- no matter how little that might mean of only -7....
but it's hardly important enough to dick around with.
i've now got "mmmbop" playing on my telly with german subtitles. this is simply weird. they've even subtitled "MMMbop tick a top a ba do bop" and so on.
edit: the picture's nicely done and i'm a rude bugger not to say so :)
no i mean it wouldn't be additive even if you undid the logarithms,
i.e. if you put all the stars in the galaxy in one place. I think it probably is meaningless anyway though, like you say. It's just for comparing one galaxy to another.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:46,
archived)
yeah exactly
(luminosity's additive so it would be. if all the stars were in one place so that the whole thing made sense. which they're not. so it doesn't.)
christ i've not thought properly about magnitudes for a very long time. my life hasn't been much emptier.
i'm going to randomly repost a picture to derail this :)
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:50,
archived)
christ i've not thought properly about magnitudes for a very long time. my life hasn't been much emptier.
i'm going to randomly repost a picture to derail this :)
Would a galaxy look like that if you were so close to one though?
Surely if you were closer they wouldn't look the same flat shape.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:16,
archived)
if you were still looking at it from the same direction,
mostly, yes. They're pretty flat.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:17,
archived)
That reminds me, have a picture of some galactic war from a mod for a game I made ages ago.
( , Sat 10 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
( , Sat 10 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
It's a mod for Defcon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3mUh_qW9c0
Great and dark game, I was terrible at it though.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:33,
archived)
Great and dark game, I was terrible at it though.
I think that was the point, it's all very chilling in that respect.
It gets a bit more disturbing when you start hearing rumbles of nukes hitting down and coughs and screams and the music distorting.
It's a successful anti-war game though, so much so that it makes me not want to play it because everyone dies. Independent company, available online for etc pounds etc.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:41,
archived)
It's a successful anti-war game though, so much so that it makes me not want to play it because everyone dies. Independent company, available online for etc pounds etc.
put a lot of insects on a football
and hold it next to a catherine wheel.
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:09,
archived)
I feel a sudden need to play Plastic People
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag
( ,
Sat 10 May 2008, 22:09,
archived)
Oh, baby, now you're such a drag
LOL!
Hoya!
Well done, mate, Frank would have liked this! :-D
Be funky
M A D
( ,
Wed 14 May 2008, 13:05,
archived)
Well done, mate, Frank would have liked this! :-D
Be funky
M A D
« Older messages | Newer messages »