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[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# ...in a new thread, because i'm a tosser
is how that sentence ends
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Got some paper for t-shirts today.
It's for black t-shirts, what did you say to use underneath?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# underneath? nothing
but depending on the type, the instructions may say to use greaseproof paper.
THIS IS A LIE
you need baking parchment or that really expensive silicone paper
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Oh on top?
So between the iron and the design? What's wrong with greaseproof?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# it sucks up the design and prevents it sticking tothe shirt
but really, read the instructions
your paper may be a completely different sort
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Ok because it says greaseproof but I've got
baking parchment too. I'll try both. Also, what's your beef with cafepress, I was thinking of going with them if this works but you seem to have had some hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# they are useless cunts
repeatedly fucked up my order
then offered a free replacement, then didn't honour that promise
then refused to honour it depsite my clear explanation of how they fucked up

they made over a thousand dollars off me and treated me like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That's shit.
Any suggestions of a better service?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no idea
spreadshirt are ok if you aren't using a recogniseably copyright image, so fat tronguy would be fine
certainly the quality of the printing would be better
but i've never sold a single item through them

everywhere else seem to think you don't deserve to earn any money from your own designs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Gotcha.
It'll be my own designs based on photos of my mates' band so that should be ok. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# a grand? fuck me, the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Cock ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# it's their loss
i was just trying to get the design out there for people to have
i set my commision very low, and i only made $84
(before cafepress cost me a bunch through wasted postage)
as in my profile, if anyone else wants a que shirt, i'll email them the png to print their own
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Anyway we can start some form of cafepress boycott?
Or at least shop a load of hilarious pictures and news stories and generally piss them off as b3ta usually does with such things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i don't think they are worth it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Possibly, but if every b3tan puts 1% effort it would plausibly be a massive campaign.
Is there no b3ta system set up for fucking off corporate entities who are utter shits?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Still, the utter shits.
*strokes head lovingly*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# the que was a real fav for me
(not too sycophantic)
*wallpapered* for a whole day at work :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# ^
what grumps said
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# isn't she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# tonight's the night
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] i was going to put this in the thread down there
but i decided not to because no-one would look down that far



That was actually originally Nicole Kidman. It doesn't look much like her even to me any more. (Source slops.org/avaxhome/big_show.php?/avaxhome/2007-07-17/Nicole_Kidman_101_orig.jpg )
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Leila?
Needs the armband tech thing, maybe.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# damn it, you're right!
i was concentrating so much on actually getting the eye more or less right i forgot about the armband.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Sorry, couldn't resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# :)
she looks better with the bigger eye, too. compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# No no,
Twas your idea, you redo it, if you want.. I bin this thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# No, I'm a cheeky get, it wasn't my idea
www.b3ta.com/board/8377339
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Bah!..
Just leave it all as it is then :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :)
planning on it...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# couldn't be bothered trying to put on a realisticish armband
so i just made the eye bigger and she looks better for it.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# It does..
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# actually she's giving me the horn
so i'm off to my bed... :)

night all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# also
he did the hair so much better than i did that it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Very nice.
Ohohoho! i'm on Arahans account. What nastyness shall i do?
(Arahan, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Bah, busted :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Stiil would
just did, feel calmer now! *click*
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] this cunt's face is fucked up.

i spent ages trying to make her look normal,but by the time i'd sorted out her knackered visage, it looked shite. hence filter-tastic.
source
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# thats not 1/2 bad
now do the kitten woman oops i thought it was stalones mum...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# "i'm jackie"
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# oh dear god
worldofwonder.net/wimages/micaela_romanini%201-tm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i may never sleep again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# holy piss
its like george clooney's face crashed into denise richards!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# reminded me of thunderbirds
FAB!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# fuck me sideways!
you did a great job on her. she went from that *thing* to actually resembling helena bonham carter, whcih is impressive going.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# My back hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahahah
wonderful

i liked it lots when all i could see was the cloud and fucked rainbow,
then i scrolled and got the wanking man and i lolled
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Scrolled?..
Don't hate me, my firm just bought me a 24" widescreen monitor. This page looks like a frickin' postcard :p
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# 22" widescreen AND a 19".
*gloats*
*boat*
*remotes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# only 1 boat?
I'm shocked
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# YOU DREW ME ^_^_^_^_^_^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# TOMTOMTOMTOMTOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Wait...
You Britons have spunk butlers?

edit: btw, you draw pretty good hands.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I do?! Sweeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Yeah.
I noticed that in several pictures.
Hands are fucking hard to draw. Why can't humans just have tentacles?
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# They wouldn't be able to pick up nootrishus crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I'd say that
we cannot eat bananas properly with tentacles.
God shaped the human hand so it would be perfect to hold bananas, the crown of his creation.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# why does your back hurt?
oh noes broken rainbows and that man is pulling a 1 eared rabbit out of an invisible hat!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Slouching, probably. Whilst wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# oh well erm
yes that would do it, as long as your not putting in your belly button i suppose its ok
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hmmm, I'd prefer a semenary valet to be honest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Yes!
This is fantastic!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# that is four different kinds of wizard
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless him
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# he really looks like he is yawning
or going RAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# "WIFE! GET BACK IN THE DUNGEON!"
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# NEW FLASH ONLINE - "SPARES"


Clicky here to go see it's b3ta links page!

Sorry to make a new thread, but i have been working on this one for a LONG time, and i would like to show it to you lovely people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# i'm glad you did
as i rarely venture onto /fuckingmillionsofpointlessyoutubelinks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
how true. i think i last went on there about ten months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Link to the swf? Youtube flashes look all nasty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# here it be
www.eddsworld.co.uk/pages/flash/spares.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I love the voice he says 'Kitten shopping' in.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Great stuff! nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# this needs considerably more work
than i am willing to put in at quarter past eleven on friday night
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Nicely done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Fucking WOW.
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i know what i was trying to do
and this isn't it
but fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# If in doubt...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# buttfuck it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *sits down quickly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# on mictos lap?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# You've sat on mine
but I don't think I've sat on yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I made cardboard......(?)


I don't know why, other than to play with new settings and tools.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# uhh...
why does she have a big orange cock coming out of her hip?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# She appears to be incredibly well endowed
in the trouser department!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha David Mitchell's really let himself go...
:D nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
"He's got Johnny Vegas eyes"
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hello gorgeous.
I'm back online. We can all stop worrying now.

I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# oh i will!
(goatsy open wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Is she an APC?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *opens door on forehead*
ITS FULL OF TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I meant to do a video based on the virgin1 advert of that series, but could never find a copy of the exact clip I needed.
"My son will grow up to save mankind from the machines."
"Fucking pushy parents."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# /would
But there's something really wrong with her face. But like Downs Syndrome, I can't put my finger on what exactly it is.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# It's the face of a really pissed off four year old?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# oh god you're right D:
/wouldn't
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Told you so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I get this because it means you want to ejaculate inside her and it also references a line from the Terminator films
I get this
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Terminator? eh?
she's not in terminator is she :S
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# yes, yes she is
she's a terminator in that Sarah Connor chronicles thing

would somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# what now?
/lives under a rock blog
terminator series? oh god I bet its awful like robocop the series... is it out on DVD yet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# dunno, I d*wnl**ded it
s'ok I suppose, could have been better

needed more Summer Glau doing nekkid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Its on freeview
and its naff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 16 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# not as naff as that Bionic Woman twaddle
that was well rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# no tv
its all repeated junk... unless they've got something new?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ?
thank u for clearing that up for everyone :)
(goatsy open wide, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# lol u r welcm
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# what you talkin about
Free Image Hosting
(resistanceisfutile, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :D
WHAT TO DRAW TONIGHT. *taps fingers on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# yes
draw tonight
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# THE CURTAINS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I have no shitting fucky curtains smart-fucking bollocks arse.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *buys you some fucking shitty curtains*
just don't touch them... mmmkay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
curtains magnets
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# magnetic curtains?
they'd never open! ...or never shut if you put them up incorrectly...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# curtains are for cock wiping anyways
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Beef Curtains?
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# a frog building a dam!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# That might just about be mad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# pidgeotto
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Jacques Derrida
eating monkfish.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Jonathan Frakes
eating Sydney Opera House.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Jean Baudrillard
beating Keanu Reeves into a bloody pulp.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Jean Reno
tickling Nicolas Sarkozy's anus and giggling. Wearing a bonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Jean-Paul Sartre
and his weird googly eyes.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Jean-Paul Sartre
and his poorly thought out philosophies on the relationship between violence and government.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# John Paul Jacquettie.
With his jacket on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Pope John-Paul II
enjoying the cinematographic works of Marcel Dorcel
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Marcel Marceau
enjoying a tasty baguette with the duracell bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# These are just words.
WORDS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Wordsworth
doing something with....Tiffany Amber Thiessen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Wordsworth:
"Why can't I smell?! WHY?!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Tiffany:
'I don't know, I'm an actress that's reportedly not all that bright.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just
being the sexiest zealot of the Reign of Terror
(Pelle ghola, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Terrence Trent D'arby
reenacting Leon with Louis Theroux.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Robots on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# OH CONTENDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# They're screaming, running away from a an onyx pyramid in the distance.
Also, there's a baddie, smiling like Venger from Dungeons & Dragons.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
# HELLO
Draw me :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# whatchutalkinbout
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Willys
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# WILLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Will ease..
Not me, of course..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nicce
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# REPOSTS


No reason except I like it.



Edit: Oooh there is a picture. That was giving me a "No Image" message a minute back. Nice one I 've got a grudge against Howard at the minute because the ever-friendly Halifax slashed my overdraft to £200 with two weeks notice the other week. Very friendly of them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Caw! What a stunner!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# nicely done! :)


This thing became the quartermaster and he was so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I must stop posting in the 'no-one about' hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Turanga!
I've watched two and a half seasons in the last few days...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 16 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# haha
As you can see, I'm a bit shit at photoshop. That's my first attempt at shopping a person so they look like another person. It's obviously shopped, so can anyone give me quick tips on how to make it look more unshopped? (i.e. keeping the detail, not 'keep both eyes and hair colour normal')
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I'd have been very tempted
to take the left side of one eye and the right side of the other (or vice versa) instead of just keeping one of the eyes. Eyes aren't symmetric but someone with a single eye would have a symmetric(ish) eye.

Beyond that I'm crap at Photoshopping (or Gimping, at least) too so my advice wouldn't be worth much.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I did think of doing that
And then realised I was shit as 'shoppage, and didn't know where to begin. I took the easy way.

AND I rely too much on the blur tool. That thing saves all my pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Not sure I'd have done much better
though I may give it a try.

I rely on blurs, smudges, putting everything to black and white, and then a few more blurs, and then the good nature of the members of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Ley-ley-ley-ley-leylla!
:D

Oo lovely news on the BBC atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# "Hundreds watch New Kids comeback"
?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# No
Hundreds watch New Kids cum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahaha this is nicely realised!
I used to have hair that colour. Well, with blue instead of pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# so you had the same hair colour
but a different colour?

NICE ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# The same purple, bumface.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# BUMFACE!!!
who you calling bumface????





oh it's me *walks away*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Come back Bumface, I loves you really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# aceness :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind and body bending drugs?
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Well, I like it.
When I was in college I drew a strip called, 'The Adventures of John Meyrick'.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Tah very much
Was that a football strip?
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Can't deicde...
...If I made Chris Evans look less retarded or not:

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# good to see eddie the eagle back after all these years
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Eddie the eagle!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Steve Coogan is playing him in a film.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# you're bluffing!


/john wayne humour
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Coogan never bluffs,..except on that show
www.imdb.com/title/tt1083452/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He reminds me of DJ Dog Pound from Tim and Eric LIVE.
I advise you all to watch it on
superdeluxe.com
As well as DCLugi, he's a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# dunno
but you improved him !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Playing with 'Clouds' in paint.net and felt like making something dark...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Woo!
Cheeky pea:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# *hears sirens
*runs for shelter.

*forgot to pack food

*dies after a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# 3 weeks without food
3 days without water
3 minutes without breathing
2 breaths without oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# 13 1/2 months without KFC
Life is hell in Switzerland. What's the point of surviving the next nuclear war in our bomb shelters if there's no KFC to go back to?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# kentucky fried dog?
can you still get beer in mcdoinalds thou?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Yep.
Although it's probably that Feldschlossen shite. I managed to obtain a Staropramen the other day and I'd nearly forgotten what beer tasted like.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Change ma pic-ture, smack ma bitch-up.

126k of creamy orange goodness, you click, you get lucky-chews!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# #
Are they balls on his chin?
(Stevros, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# His arms and legs are his nosey.
also the big one has two moustaches for leg-units, you watch, you get MEGA-LUCKY-CHEWS

Also, the top-head is actually a replica-face-hat.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# jesus tiity fuckin christ my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# That's nothing, you should see his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# easy now, you'll use up all the orange
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# People like you just fuel my fire.
Ya liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# haha
it rhymes you fool/genius
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ...it's a Prodigy track.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ....I know
*feels silly*

*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# *adjusts pantaloons*
That'll learn 'em.

Why, I oooooouuuuuugggghhtaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Tee hee hee

Unshopped.

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# ...
my poor mum.
(Stevros, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# \o/
approved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I'll raise you (pfft) a Swiss 'safe sex' poster near my laboratory...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# We are spacemen from the planet whiskhelmet!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Why are they in space?
I think I'm missing something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# present holiday?
Hang on. That's not right. Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# The caption reads:
"Even on business trips, you should always:

1) Wear a condom
2) Avoid getting blood and sperm in your mouth"

Part of a set of four...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# It's quite good Jodie Marsh doesn't go on business trips then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# haha! Well done that person.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Barack Obaby
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# this disturbs me
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i can't think who this reminds me of.
there's a small possibility it might be craig charles
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# She's so preeeeety


Click for bigger (88KB)
(Stevros, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# zelda from terrahawks
mind you, you've improved on her own plastic surgeons' shopping of her
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahah
If ther was ever a woman that need the heal brush!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ...
I should try to heal her whole face off!
(Stevros, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] woo...... and a compost from me !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# this^
but with more wrinkles please
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] no, i really can't see what you've done there
i really can't see what you've done therereminds me - time for another tenuous compost myself:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Gaffney and Celeste!
her head looks like a freaky dolls
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 16 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# she looks like one
when the bandages come off
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# she's gotta a preeety mouf
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Is this NSFW? I'll link if it is. The idea just came to mind, although I didn't manage what I wanted.
I know it's not that good, I'm on a touchpad and it's Friday night.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *nuzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# BOOBIES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# That's my girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ta for the cd
tis good :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# ecexellnt
i am very glad!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# perfectly sfw. very beach-y
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I was hoping it'd be easily got.
I wish I could have done the palm tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# niiice!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# BREAST!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# want.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# :D of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Nice horizon!
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# NIPPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# It's like CATCHPHRASE in here tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# say what you see
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# my tumescent glans rising majestically from my unzipped fly
erm.. i mean my keyboard and monitor, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *sticks jelly tot to the top of it*
Now it's got a little hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# It's a red jelly tot.
*sticks black hundred and thousand to it*

Hang on hang on hang on let me get a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# is it your profile?
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# That'd be telling.
And ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Lofty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Thank you sir.
The shading's not apparent enough, I have just realised. Damn this slightly angled laptop screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# this is a perfect Samantha Fox silhouette
the ski-slope, the under curve, the nip angled downwards at -15 degrees perpendicular from reference.

The composition in all should be be-canvasswed and hung in an art gallery for people to look at it and think 'Hmmmmm'

ace yeah woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 16 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:47, archived)
# IS THAT A GODDAMN VECTOR?
It's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# NO I DON'T THINK SO BUT THEN I'M NOT SURE WHERE'S PASANONIC?
So are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

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