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'ning b3ta....

I fell asleep last night, having been too stoned to join in, longing for this bandwagon to live 'til morning... and my dreams came true, so they did!

Well, prob bindun, BUT!!

Not quite a lemonparty...

But they certainly seem to be enjoying themselves.

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:35, archived)

is this a cartoon image of underage sexual activity?

*calls the cops*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:54, archived)

ONLY if you want it to be...

so yes then.

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:01, archived)

that's actually a scary point

who picks what a drawing means?! yeesh, we're all doomed.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

I think that meaning picking...

is a vacant position, to remain that way.

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)

Artistic interpretation ftw

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7422595.stm

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Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:23, archived)

I hope they don't concider this too realistic!

I'll be banged up...

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:26, archived)

Looks to me....

like you've taken a REAL child abuse photo.

and replaced the children with limes.
And the abuse with PARTAY

So, obviously, paedophiles and terrorists will use this to hurt children!

How could you?

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Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:34, archived)

How could you tell?

I thought I'd done all I could to prevent the harm!

It wasn't supposed to end this way!

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:37, archived)

You Internet people

make me SICK

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Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

In a "japaneese girl" good way?

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

Compensation?

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

*Parties*

*starts work*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

Panties?

Stops work.

Ning Awl

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:01, archived)

'nings Tan

I must have missed this whole limewagon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:02, archived)

I was praying I hadn't

Lurked all night due to being completely fucked.

Woke up, literally waddled to the computer, loaded b3ta....

AND IT's STILL GOING!

Whoop!

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:03, archived)

'ning mate!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

LIIIIIIMEPAAARTYYYYYY!

morning folks!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:01, archived)

'ning

and a fine drizzly one it is!

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:02, archived)

Meh, I have to work anyway

Let it drizzle on all those cunts who don't have to work!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:05, archived)

Don't drizle on me!

I'll be working later

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:09, archived)

Sorry to TJ

Not worth it's own thread
just wanted to Join in

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)

Lime St,

Woo!

*runs to Platform 7*

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Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:13, archived)

sorry

Sub lime

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:23, archived)

HAHAHA

Gimplime FTW!

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:34, archived)

erm...

(Oaf, Wed 28 May 2008, 7:21, archived)

I keep thinking there's a facehugger in that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 May 2008, 7:35, archived)

That's no

lemoon.

(Jokel, Wed 28 May 2008, 7:55, archived)

Right, ok, what's with the limes?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:18, archived)

Started here

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:02, archived)

Green Lemons????????

wtf

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King_Eric has been ok since, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:19, archived)

Ias this shaoping up to be

the first 24 hour bandwagon?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:22, archived)

Except for Flap, that went on for ages but Limes are more global accepted.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:36, archived)

brian peppers

lasted nearly a week if i remember correctly. It was B3ta's lowest moment :(

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:05, archived)

A planet

With a twist!
'nings limeys!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:26, archived)

Racist!

nings Tan!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:30, archived)

'lo matey

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:32, archived)

For your pleasure or displeasure

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Wed 28 May 2008, 5:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 May 2008, 6:22, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 May 2008, 7:56, archived)

wiggle

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 8:08, archived)

ha ha

*Drenches*

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

read this

and this:
blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=71771196&blogID=399364702

^written by moi. hope you like/have valid reason for not liking (tell me if ya do)

I SLEEP NOW.
xx

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 5:04, archived)

bed for me too

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 5:15, archived)

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STINKING.......

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:27, archived)

wayhey!

it's official.. it's now a limewagon.

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

LIME WAGON WITH A BAND ON TOP

YEP! THAT IS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR....
YES-SIR-REE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:29, archived)

yeah i did actually wonder why there was aband on top...

i really should go to bed.

and i thinki am going now

love you all..

green kisses for you

xxx

(okay its not green but it is thinking green.. It's a very carbon efficiant x. real shoul;d of gone to bed hours a go.. tiredness is leting me see how shit my puns really are.)

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:37, archived)

it's ok

i still love you

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:42, archived)

this has been fun

i've never actually enjoyed a bandwagon before :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:32, archived)

It was only a matter of time, actually.

Lemons, pears, bannanas etc have all had their day. Good fun.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:37, archived)

...

matter of lime.

very last post.

night
x

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:38, archived)

CYA

Lime well.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:40, archived)

Hey pigeon tits!

It started here: www.b3ta.com/board/8407098

And my lime waggon was very ~~punny~~....WAY too highbrow :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 4:42, archived)

replace the word punny

with WAY too highbrow :)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:43, archived)

the bandwaggon probably raised a few highbrows

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 4:45, archived)

again

stop being Good at that damn you!
i demand more abstract wierdness!

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:46, archived)

before this nude fad passes i might as well get my cock out

enjoy it. i know i enjoyed making it for you ;)

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

hahaha

love it.

*snoozes*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

ironicaly

the hardest think to make was the ginger pubes...

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

oi reply to me bitch

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

you look so sad to be alive :(

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

true

but that all melts away as soon as i taste my pee :D!

EDIT: howzabout in this one

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

now you just looked confused to be alive

though your hand has other ideas

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

I think it's

just pleased it's not my right hand.

I like this game.. but i fear it might get a trifle tedious... so last one before bed
and now

lol.. it's like i'm some of face using onlime optometrist.

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:22, archived)

calander

www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/calan.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:15, archived)

so should be done and ready

..for 200lime.

...sigh.

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:16, archived)

me and hexy are gonna try and organise it tomorrow :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

me hexy and Quibble.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:19, archived)

sorry, but of course

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:22, archived)

Can I has help?

GAZ ME

You don't have to, I just love saying that.

niiiight x

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:25, archived)

of course i will

i want our near panderfawning target involved :)

night x

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:27, archived)

gaz me also!

eeeeee!!

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

feel free

to use my image.. unless i need to be actually nude with a lime infront of my cock..

then again i could just enlarge the head penis so it droops all the way down..

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

i'm thinking new photies in high res with everymonth posing a different realfruit

then for december have as many people naked with a lime that can be photoshopped together

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:29, archived)

lol niiiice

well I have me a digital SLR and that original photo is 3008 by some other ludicrously large number. high res is neigh problem :)

maybe split the task down.... so quite a few people edit a square of it.. maybe a competition perchance.. do a size x size naked lime photoshop and the best get cobbled together into a monsterpiece?

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:32, archived)

i'll think on it tomorrow

i'm too drunk to think entirely straight at the moment, much less plan something this big :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:34, archived)

no you have to be actually naked

otherwise it is LYING!

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:30, archived)

lol

I can actually picture the photo.. cocky smug playgirl man pose.. with a very thin green snake of a lime cock dangling from above me brow.

i can use.. er.. liquify.. to make my actual cock.. so tiny.. it ouldn't be se...*bursts into tears*

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:35, archived)

I AM GOING TO LIME NOW

I MEAN BED

I LIME YOU ALL.
LIMETIGHT LIMELY B3TANS WHO HAVE MADE LIMERUSH 05/08 SO VERY BRILLIANT.

*kisses, hugs, limes*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:19, archived)

g'night

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:20, archived)

night night face

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:23, archived)

aaah

the fine art of the doodle that borders on insanity.

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:30, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:30, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:31, archived)

it's cause they're all made of dead tanks!

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:46, archived)

We've had limes, we've had fun,

we've had more limes in the sun
There's been posting of pics
And impressing everyone

But now it's time for me to say
adios, and with a wave,
pelt you with limes.

Nunight B3ta! xxx

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:02, archived)

Zest we never forget.

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:06, archived)

goodnight.

ps. are you fo sho coming to st martins to see my lovely art on saturday? because i would quite like to b3ta it up with someone to hold my hand.

i'm Shy.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:07, archived)

I am indeed. Shall we meet at eleven?

If we do, that will give us time to have a look around and then decide if you are to come along bashwards.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

eleven

ugh. eleven is Early.

though realistically, yeah. eleven.
i'll be bringing my housemates too, so you can meet them at your leisure.

i'll gaz you my number later this week then.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:14, archived)

kewlkewl!

*collapses*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:16, archived)

night night

dont let the lime bite! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:07, archived)

lime

Click for bigger (125KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:49, archived)

i Believe it may be time. yes.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)

hehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:51, archived)

This guy had the same idea

Not mine but his... www.chongsparks.co.uk/index.htm
and worth a post I feel

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:56, archived)

thats ace!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)

it is

'n all

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

This guy

is really good, check out his site, particularly the darkside gallery

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

i shall

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

Murder, most lime.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)

its the juice

i just cant take it anymore! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:51, archived)

DON'T BE DOING THAT

*scowls*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)

mwahahahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:52, archived)

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT ALL THIS LIME NONSENSE IS ABOUT!

please

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:51, archived)

no idea!!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:52, archived)

take a short scroll back in tiiiiiiiiime

for the last few hours...

(there is NO point to this lime nonsense.)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:54, archived)

IT HAS BEEN BEAUTIFUL

AND NAKED

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

life should be more like this night i feel

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)

Say that again,

I dare you....

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:03, archived)

You above all others have made this night worthwhile

so thanks. Night :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:06, archived)

^this with no clothes on

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:03, archived)

some dude started "limetime"

www.b3ta.com/board/8407098

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 4:16, archived)

First and last cut is the deepest !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:53, archived)

hehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:58, archived)

WHY... BLEEDING... REAL BLOOD... WHA?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)

oh god i was using that to cover my cock

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:56, archived)

*bites lip*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

blood u say!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

oops

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

typing

is now a real bitch :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)

to be fair

i only really use my middle digit when i'm typing...
probably not the quickest. but it means i can SPANG the keys as hard as i like and it sounds awesome when i type super fast :):)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:02, archived)

hahhaa

i use most of my fingers - i also use them when i type (okay that made little sense - but i was trying to be rude - move along - nothing to see here - move along :D )

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:07, archived)

FINGER BANG!

BANG BANG BANG!
I@M GONNA FINGER BANG BANG BANG YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:08, archived)

south park? no?

aw :(

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:54, archived)

HELLO AND GOODNIGHT SIRS :)

s15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/lesafe/?action=view¤t=nudelime.jpg

/gives hexachordal a boner (i'm sorry, jeru is a mean boy)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

that has made my night

first limes
then more limes
then unexpected cock
then more limes
then limeNUDES

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

you didn't expect to post your own cock?

how did it get to the net then?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)

ah, it's been on a while on Xtube and others

I thought, haha, I'll see what happens

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)

HEXY!!!!

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)

Alright, alright, I'm coming.

lol, coming, now with less apparently unusual pubic hair being shown thanks to a larger lime although to be honest, I've never had any complaints before, you picky fucking lot.

obviously nsfw, what, have you been living in a cave?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)

haha woo!

afropubes

you have a black man living near your willy

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

pubes

lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)

haha

I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE TO BED.

The light does something weird, they're not that bushy in real life.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)

watching an episode of numb3rs

tehn sleeps

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)

(i was meaning the phantom cock appearance + previous board half-joke

but yay!

although ewwww that is FAR too much hair to be showing 0_o

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)

I couldn't have had the lime any further up, or there would be much worse things showing underneath :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)

kitty?

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:49, archived)

if you want to call it that,

you strange boy o__0

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)

Well at least you've made most of us on here feel better about our size.

Which we salute you for.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:53, archived)

hahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:54, archived)

look i'm SORRY okay?

i just didnt want to offend anyone by showing actual cock ok?

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)

You've lost me now.

Fucking hell it's four o'clock.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)

i was insinuating

that i have a massive knee-tickling cock.
(you did LOOK at the picture aside from my yellow pumps right?)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

Yes, but I think in this case the shadow cast on the blanket behind you betrays you.

Captain negligible penis.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)

uhhhh

well aside from the fact that there's no penis-shadow...
i'm not really a knee tickler :(

but i DO my job well, so it matters not -
read my latest myspace blog story - www.myspace.com/youweresupposedtobeloved

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:06, archived)

Anything over nine inches becomes uncomfortable :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)

Why is your chest angry at me?

He's sucking his teeth and everything.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)

We have the same limes!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:51, archived)

*hugs*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)

*bumps limes*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)

now THAT is a euphemism i shall be using in the future

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

phwoar!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

haha, fantastic.

right... christ, that's a tough act to follow.

I particularly like the hat.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

make with the naked.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)

Nice ballet shoes in the cupboard there.....

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)

you avert your eyes even on a picture you've chosen to view :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)

I@M NOT GAY!

they just looked quite fetching

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)

Of course not.

Sexuality and transvestisism are two very different things...

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:41, archived)

Finally.

someone understands my pain.
:D

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:44, archived)

Trying to get your feet into those shoes. No way sister!

Also, I am disappointed that no-one read my I have a dream speech.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

i did

but i feared it would be so far down the board no-one would bother looking at the amazingly witty pun-;aden masterpiece of a reply i had composed*

*lied about

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

And there was me thinking the board was done for the night!

Oh I do love your top hat.
PERFECT.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)

i forgot to say, i rather like your knickers :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)

but i... i dont.... i dont have any....

ohhhhhhhhh ;)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

no and you shall continue to not have them until you are a big girl :)

whoa... i'm going to be the worst dad ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:52, archived)

ohhh no

paternal rape is all the rage these days.
you might wanna invest in a dungeon before the rush too

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)

Oh thank you...

*does a bit of a blush*

They are some of my fancy panse.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)

very good, all women should only wear french knickers

no thongs or briefs, women should be beautiful :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:53, archived)

oh wait now i remember

she was the smei-naked GIRL. gotcha.
the one with the same hips as my girlfriend.

oh wait i've already complimented you on them havent i. well. have another ^_^

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:12, archived)

Oh what a limey, what a night.

That got a genuine rofilofil.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKAoEAve1aE

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

yay!

now i'm famous on the internet!

naked lime guy #5

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:41, archived)

we should do a calendar

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:42, archived)

OH MY GOD. ^THIS 100%

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

we need six more

or one more each

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

You realise if this goes beyond this night I will personally destroy all of you.

I have no ambitions, no job, no meaning to life. I will take this time and hunt you down one by one.

Extracting the most brutal screams for every utterance you have made.
There shall be no respite.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)

I find this offensive.

LIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIMELIME

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)

you realise that will just goad us right?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:49, archived)

You do realise I am joking.

I'm not joking.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)

HAI ^_^

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:54, archived)

Needs more lime ^_^

I would actually make a calendar.
*ponders*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:56, archived)

well obviously this was a tastefully cropped taster of things to come.

there would be more lime on flesh action in the real deal.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:16, archived)

MEN AND THEIR LIMES

2009

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)

AHEM

MEN AND GIRL WITH THEIR LIMES

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)

this idea

is a winnar for sho!

'naked guys of the internet....dammit. a suitable lime pun is failing me :(

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)

It's very appeeling?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:52, archived)

i think its your zest for this wagon is what has made it so fun

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)

I say, let sleeping dogs lime etc.

I really do hate you all with unrivalled passion.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:56, archived)

you love it you slag

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

pfft

i think short hair suits you better

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:25, archived)

profile stalking eh

well thank you anyway sir :)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:53, archived)

your

choice of the nuber 5 makes me want to photoshop that pic on to a 5alive juice box.. but I am pohotoshopped out.

I don't even have the energ to stand and flop on my bed and it's right behind me

(

arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

Artylime before bedtime.

Licking limes can often be therapeutic and a good way to regrow hair on your eyebrows.

I should be off to bed. I have enjoyed this immensely. LIME YOU ALL!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

LIME YOU TOO

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:26, archived)

cor

thats one lucky lime :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:27, archived)

Limelicks to you at bedlime time !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:27, archived)

haha, 3.30am and I am all limed out.

oh..joy. work in five hours!

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

this board might actually be loads funnier than the other board I live on

oh gosh

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

I licked an ant's arse once.

That tasted like lime.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

i don't know if i find that hot or not but marry me

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

I DO

Although I do require an engagement ring with a lime shaped jewel first.

How could any girl say no to that!?

^_^

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:32, archived)

give me time and its yours

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:34, archived)

Imagine the wedding O_O

I would wear a lime green dress and hold a bunch of tiger melons.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

oh no tigermelon cannot come to the wedding

not after last time. he was my best man and the guests were too scared to laugh at his jokes. it was a nightmare

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

It just wouldn't feel right without him there...

Can't we sedate him?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

night night

what a silly evening

i was supposed to revise tonight and instead i ended up naked...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

It brought us all closer together.

and drove Jeru to pieces.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

=D oh yes

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

It certainly didn't make me twitch and engorge in a sexual making sense.

In fact I find you incredibly limp in the trouser inflating department.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

Good to know :)

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:33, archived)

Considering there was only the one of me, I feel I did a pretty good job.

Imagine if there were ten, a hundred, nay a thousand of me. What use would your limes be then? With ranks upon ranks of mildly irked tiresome bodies waiting to pounce with interminable comments which will ultimately drive you to insanity.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:36, archived)

were there a thousand of you?

it'd the audience of the footlights end of year show, i imagine

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:42, archived)

It has been wonderful.

*limey naked hugs*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

*faints*

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

all my hugs, naked or otherwise, are limey

the joys of beiugn britsh... hey?

(

arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:33, archived)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:36, archived)

this^

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:32, archived)

fuck a lime.

(

d d, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

compo entry 3: lime redux!

can you catch the lime and win a prize?

(

arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

NOM NOM NOM!

DELISHUS LEIM

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

you win

no doubt about that

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

*click* win

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

Master and Colimeder

:)

although time taken seems to of missed the main lime rush... ho hum.

oh well clicks don't grow on trees.. unlike limes.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

ahahhaa

you chaged it. glees!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

I'M GOING.

GOODBYENIGHT LIMEB3TA, I'VE HAD FUN.

*kisses*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

nite nite

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

*limes*

I think i will toddle off to bed aswell
Bye bye you nekkid place

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

WE LIME YOU! WE LIME YOU ALL!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

This had better not continue tomorrow

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

I LIME YOU ALL EVERYONE. LIMES TO ALL.

I'm listening to Whitesnake and feel awesome.

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

Nunight, love you :D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

Teehee!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

night night

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

g'night.

you yammy bastard.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

I think after you post your nude lime pic, I shall decide whether to follow with one of my own

then retire myself. Deal?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

oh god are you gonna get full nudity out

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:15, archived)

well I'm tapping my foot impatiently

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

this all depends on when my housemate goes to sleep

because i'm not sure she'll appreciating me nude-ing out with her watching...

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

go to your bedroom and do it

I need sleep - but i wanna dream of nekkiness

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

haha

you are giving all the signals for getting a damn good limeing one day.

Careful :P

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

Sleeps times

NIght Night!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

I wouldn't do it.

It's like catnip to his kind.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

*rolls eyes*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

*rolls nose*

Didn't work so well.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

yeah. except i kinda dont intend to be munched down like a treat

i dont know how many times i have to say this
and i dont care what anyone says

I Am Not Gay.
I Have A Girlfriend.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

Then I recommend you run while you still have the use of your legs and/or anus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

because one of hexy's powers is internet rape?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

IT IS!?!?

OH GOD!!!

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO KNOW D:

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:26, archived)

He can send a cock down TCP/IP

I know this for a fact.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

that would be rape

and that would be wrong.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

I am not. There will be limes.

But they will be small.

EDIT: I shall go to bed in five minutes. There may not be the final limenude after all.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

you hold your...err... limes mister.

i'm not getting full nude for nothing!
just lemme get the camera out...

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

haha, this is ON.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:26, archived)

WAIT WHAT

FULL NUDE

HUH

THERE WILL BE LIMES, RIGHT

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

well duh. it's not funny otherwirse...

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:36, archived)

good night you

and good night b3ta
its been emotional
and lime flavored

_{ps. if this is still going when i get up i will make a medal for all those involved in the limerush of 28/05/08}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

Get We are the Limes badge

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

Limerush! :D

xxxx

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

Oooooh :(

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

House.....

bigger
massive

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

a non-lime post

thank the good lord!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

haha

i think i'm missing something :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

APOLOGIES.

BUT WHERE IS THE LIME?

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

on the kitchen table

where else :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

UTTERLY FANTASTIC

A large WYH to this!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

heheh

cheers :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:27, archived)

Nicely shopped :)

WAIT! I thought this was real. On closer inspection it IS a shop! Argh!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

cheers!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

thats shopped?

no way? wyh!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

well this is the 3rd

time i shopped it - the first two just didnt work for me. 1. repaint - crap, 2. vector and texture - crap. :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

creepy haunted haus is now yellow happy haus!

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

reversal for me

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

BOY, COULD REALLY DO WITH A LIME ABOUT NOW.

LIME.

LIME.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

lime

you say.....hmmm

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:15, archived)

You're hired !

The porch looks inviting . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

i cant help but here

the deliverance banjo thing when i look at it :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:26, archived)

Yup . . . I hear ya !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

I'm just going to run this up the flagpole then

SAFE FOR WORK

nothing to see here, move along

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

It's fucked already

unsurprisingly.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

played MSK lately?

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

Oh, no, it's working.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

dont lie

you bad bad man

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

It got tooked down

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

NUDES

PLEASE.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

why dont you just get some porn like a regualar person

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

Because they would PALE IN COMPARISON

to a LIME-CENSORED QUIBBLEPIC.

Or so I would presume.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

www.limetube.com

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

I am unable. Here is a drawing.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

PHWOAR.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

lim3's gone to bed, can somebody photoshop moo's cock onto this?

It's not a nice job, but it has to be done.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

Spunkalimecious.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

Dude

try harder.

Like, NEKKIDS PLUS LIMES.

O_O

*is scared of self*

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

~~self~~ LIMES

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

You're scared of YOURSELF?

LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE BECOME

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

it could be worse

scouring the streets

moving from dustbin to dustbin

dragging a skinny dog on a chain made of string

battling the denziens of the night

looking for that next hit

that next hit of lime

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

POST NEKKINESS

GO GO GO!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

haha

all I have is simunaked and people are sick of seeing that

no cam, no limes, no nuddy

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

Get limes
Get cam
3)
Profit

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

I am being mysteriously enigmatic

innit

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

LIMES LIMES LIMES!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

haha

you need a pony :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:12, archived)

its just alot easier to do then type it each lime

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

LIMERS ANONYMOUS

Hi, I'm Sophie.
I've been covering my naked body with limes for three years now and it's destroying my life.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

"You might like to try a less citrus based fruit with less chance of skin inflammation. A banana perhaps?"

"A BANANA? What are you SICK?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

cucumber

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

raspberries?

cumquats?

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

blackberries

Carrots

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

Hello Sophie

I'm Tom and I... I... _{think about limes when i'm having sex...

with limes}

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

Hello tom and sophie

LIMES LIMES LIMES LIMES .......

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

as well as the acid errosion it can cause to you're teeth

see:

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

he seems quite happy about it

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

its the intoxicating effect of citrus

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

you said "dude"

*points*

(

TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

oh god

that's my cock
spunking giant limes
over hexachordal.

I really don't know how to react.

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

wank?

(

TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

put it on phone as a wallpaper

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

this has now been done

(

moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

awesome =D

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

Can't believe i watched as long as the song

(

Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

Check your body for small patches of green, and a tangy taste.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

It doesnt lime

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

if only we had a board for links :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 4:13, archived)

You can also have this

on NOES!! i have wandbaggoned....

Click for bigger (130KB)

(

TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

The Angry Lime Planet !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

This is more than delightful. Thank you :)

NOW LET US SEE THE REAL BIG LAD*

*SO TO SPEAK

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

HEXY

WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY

(__, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

SHE'S ASLEEP.

CAPSLOCK IS MY ONLY FRIEND

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

LAPSCOCK

ashally

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

LIMELOCK

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

LIMELIME!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

he shall never appear here

so it is written.

so it is.

(

TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

ah, fair enough.

T'WAS WORTH A TRY.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

you would have had naked quibble

but my housemate r afraid of de thundar :(
in the mean time here is a peace-lime sending you tranquil lime thoughts.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

aw man.

I'm not doing my more-exposed pic until you post yours.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

You've prepared another one?!!

Oh MAN

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO COMPETE

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

if you do

i will

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

OH GOD FACE DON'T DO IT

I'm joking of course ^_^

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

its a double bluff

you want to see my sexy body and you know it

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

I can't say I'm not curious.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

bi-curious?

oh wait....dammit.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

Is that someone who can't decide if they want to cycle to work or not?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

god, you're just determined to turn this whole thing into 'The Marx Brothers go to the Spearmint Rhino', aren't you?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

"These women are an oppressed masses. Ladies of servitude, lay down your bras of disquiet.

All you have to lose is your tips jar. Something etc."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

he's a man with dreams.

...or something

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:58, archived)

DAMN RIGHT YOU DO.

I've not prepared it yet though, so you're safe for now.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

Custard...

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

you get the custard,

and I am your SLAVE.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

Birds or homemade? :D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

either will do,

so long as there is a vat of it.

Although I have a preference for Bird's. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

psch.

custard needs eggs.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

bitch don't be talking bout birds

/ambrosia 4 life, thug

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

What would happen if you mixed the two?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

the end of the world

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

is it ok if i suggest home-made at this point?

like proper eggs+milk+sugar style?
or do you guys not remember home cooking?

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

I usually make homemade =(

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

oh yeah home cooking ftw

but of the shop boughts y'know

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

it's ok to be a dirty fast food munching pikey

honest.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

god i feel like a filthy filthy pimp

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

well i feel like chicken tonight

each to there own

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

whaat the jesus-shitting-christ is this?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

Lassie, it's a vegetables.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

you're going further?

right... fuck...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

They've turned you too?

God is dead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

HAHAHAHA

biggest lol of the night right there.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

yep.

and i killed him.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

Feh, I'll replace him. Could certainly do a better fucking job.

First order of business, everyone on here's slow and painful death.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

aw poor jeru

he doesn't 'get' jokes :(

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

Unfortunately my handicap is more that I do get jokes.

However the ability to laugh at motionless fruit requires a zenith of thinking I can't quite handle, I think several hours of glue sniffing and smashing my head against a wall might just about simulate it though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

zen is right

less thinking is necessary with lime-humour methinks.

though the glue should about do it...

i like how you're personally offended that people are finding this funny :)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:00, archived)

I am personally offended and filled with unbridaled rage.

Seething anger that runs torrents of sour aching magma across my heart.

For I have a dream, a dream of a /board where limers and non-limers can live in peace and harmony. Where their children will grow in limentially neutral times. I have a dream, a dream of a board where no one lime hurts another. But sadly, it is just a dream.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

with this!

*points at lime*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

if I go to asda on my lunchbreak tomorrow

I'm going to laugh so hard if I see some limes

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

haha

I don't think any of us will be able too look at a lime with a straight face anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

I didn't know they made limes with straight faces!

BADUM TSH!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

YEAH

*validates*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

YOU LIMED FOR IT

Apologies for size

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

*splutters*

oh I fucking would!

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:40, archived)

LIMES!

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moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

LI(M)ES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

Tonight is happy night :D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

GODDAMN EMO LIMES.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:40, archived)

IM NOT A SODDING EMLIME

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

LIMO

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

YOU CAN TALK, EMO BOY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

he's not emo, he's just misunderstood

badly badly misunderstood.

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

Why, is he german or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

/half polish blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

Lazy bastard.

I want to see a shine in that coffee table! Faster!
*clap clap*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

EMO.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

hello :)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

YOURE A LIMO!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

Okay, so here's the plan

you come to the bash on saturday
we make out
people throw money at us and shit
PROFIT

DEAL!?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

I only got like £100

left of my overdraft
And about £150 worth of bills to pay
Cant afford bash
I would if I could :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

aw man :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

Ill come to the next riverghostfest

possibly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:52, archived)

HOORAY!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

*readies money*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

This makes me sad.

And I just got money from my mum for fixing her computer.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

oh what? you're ditching me? you bitch

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

I'm sure there'd be room for everyone.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

WHERE DID THE GREEN GO?!

Lol at your expression.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:40, archived)

I DONT LIKE MIRRORS

OR CAMERAS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

its cos you have no reflection

/vampire

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

Its cos the mirror had stuff written on it with army camo paint - now it looks like poo stains

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

good cover story

i bought it
...
the story not the poo stains

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

Good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

i just realised you've posted over 1000 times on this board in under 5 months

/boardwhore
_{either that or i'm rubbish at this game}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

Don't look at my stats then, for fucks sake.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

i tried but all i got was a facefull of lime

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

Don't you gots the Fox of Fire?

Page Style No Style

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

course i haz firefoks

still massive lime profile page

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

Are you saying I should have gone slower?

Leading to me not having a milestone which coincides so perfectly with the Night of Limes?

Hmmm???

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

GO SLOWER

I SHOULD HAVE REALLY SAVED THIS FOR A BETTER MILESTONE

Its an early b3taday present from me to everyone!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:49, archived)

go as quick as you like

i do

[insert your own joke here]

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

pffft if i was to naked up everytime i hit a thou they'd be 6 so far

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

LIMESPEED FUCKING CHAMPION YOU CUNTS

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connor, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

LIME LIME OF THE LIME

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

hahah

mental :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

LIMES LIMES LIMES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

*chokes*

I am seeing you in a whole new light.

a WHOLE new light.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

A limelight?

I'm now going to hang myself.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

this is what happens when mofaha leaves the board unattended

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connor, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

haha

ahh, I don't think he'd mind too much

it's only a harmless bit of fruit related one post after another exhibitionism

O_O

who knew limes were so powerful

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

the power of citrus to produce nekkinness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

HAHA

YOU FUCKING EMO!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

I thought you were forty!

At the very least I thought you were going to be... NOT PRETTY.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

CUSTARD!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

mmmkay.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Im not pretty
Just a student

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

liemo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

I DONT HAVE A CAMERA THAT HAS TIMER ON IT

OR PEOPLE TO HOLD IT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

"White liiiiimes

blowing through my mind"

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

This was a waste of an evening

nekkiness and limes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

You could have cleaned

your old spunk marks off the mirror first.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8410587

Twas the remains of having a will smith themed haus party
People got blacked up

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES!

click for 3mb of too big

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

BE NAKED, LIMEMEATS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

I don't have a camera

you'll have to imagine :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

Oh it's HOT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

hahaha

yes.. exactly that :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

Roller liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime girl !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

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