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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ooooohh...
cute
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It am balloon with wings!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# BAWWOOMM!!!!!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# If you really love it
Let it go






/it will return if it loves you
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# if not.....
hunt it down and kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *POPS*
HAHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Wootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# PLEEEEEASE stop showing your tablet off :[
It's making me jealous that I haven't got mine yet D:

WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I have a tablet, I use it to draws stuff!

edited...and again...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# This makes me sad!
My hamster escaped on Friday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Get a new one and it'll come back, then you'll have two.
True story, it's how we ended up with two.
Cookie and Biscuit.
Cookie escaped and spent a week living off fibreglass :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Nah, I doubt it.
She has escaped into the garden most likely and she has prolly been eaten by an owl, or a fox, or a cat or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
I was only trying to make clansoul jealous...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# S'ok,
it was a lovely drawing!

Put it back up, now I sound randomly mad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# that is
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I CAN'T STOP
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# THE RIGHTS OF AN PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# AN PEOPLE UNITED
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# APU
please come again
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# depends how sexy you are
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# This Sexy

Come again?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *loses stiff*


bugger, I knew I shouldn't have become an undertaker
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Damn right.
'ningles peeps. High drama here this morning. Had to get the police to remove a couple of people.
Sting was fucking useless
/obligatory Police gag blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Ning Ghosty!
What were they doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Being abusive and threatening towards me. It's just standard procedure when they do that.
They were complaining about mice in the room when the police were removing them. I'm not surprised when this is what they left on to floor.


They thought they'd have a piss on the beds as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Wankers!
Where were they from?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Wales:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# well it looks like they couldn't have come from sardines.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Awwww!
It was probably your fault then ;)

MAE FY HOFRENFAD YN LLAWN O LYSWENNOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Yes probably my fault
They were most likely startled my the electrickery and running water!:P

EDIT: Or as the online translator puts it 'HE IS BEING ME one will be hovering FULLY He EELS!'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Arf!
It actually means My Hovercraft is full of eels.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Obviously:P
wher else would they be!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The incompitence of the police
and the incontinence of the guests welsh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# what a bunch of arseholes....
hope there was no more mess/damage, RG
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Sting?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Sting was in a band called The Police....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# oh it was a joke
oh dear...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 'ningles everyone! Is the gnops thing STILL going on??
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm loving your Trek gnops.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha
It's international gnops day.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# it'll be International Gnops Week, if this keeps going much longer :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I'm stuck in a time warp!
Away for 11 hours and still the gnops is running!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It's un-gnopable
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# It's gnop fair!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I wish they'd gnop it
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Gnopped pictures only please!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# +s
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I motion that everyone leave the s off of gnops
forever more as it is clearly annoying ClanSoul despite the fact that everyone is dropping the s for the purpose of PUNNGAE!Oh and just in case, sic)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# bored of trek... Time for a firefly
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha
that took me ages

ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Pfff
t
t
t
!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Haha

album's a bit shit though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm sick off this. I've spent ages on it and it isn't what I want :(


Click for bigger (47KB)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# dave?
'tis groovy.

I have a copy of "The history of the Mini" in my bathroom pod that I read when I'm having a shit.
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# why do people keep calling my cars dave?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# davew27 posts pictures of cars,
he was calling YOU dave :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning, Wastrell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# How do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Well, filled with a late fry up of pork chop.
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Shattered, mum kept me awake until past 3 with her incessant drunken babbling.
My room's just above the kitchen, you see.
And she turned my music off, too D:

But besides that, I'm good - just installing Neverwinter Nights 2
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# tell her to shut the fuck up
You have to let rip and swear at your mum sooner or later. Best do it when planned...

I said something unfortunate last night and she was most unimpressed...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# She was drunk, you can never win a fight against a drunk person.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Well you can if you know the game...
ed: it's fun to exploit drunk mums, especially someone else's. One of my mates mums told me his real name LOL. Poor bastard...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# My "real name" is rarely used :P
I go by my middle name.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# this poor bastard goes by the anglisation...
he's russian, and got lumbered with amusing name.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Andrushka.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# And what does he go by?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# depends on how nice me and others are feeling at the time!
...Andrew is what he prefers...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Heheh, I can imagine :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Piss-wizard is your best class choice.
It is getting to 3am here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ah I see!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# davew27 draws cars. And not much else.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=36801
Even his trees look like cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *is enlightend*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Aren't all cars called dave?
And all objects animate/inanimate for that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# All cars are called "You blind twunt!"
Trust me on this. They all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# is gnopsathon still going?
'ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# 'Ning sir :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# wie gehts?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ich bin gut, danke.
Wie gehts?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Ich mocht ein Ananas
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# du spasti!
DER Ananas! You never did very well in German did you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Isn't that pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yep
but I can't remember the right article for "a"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# It would appear so,
but this isn't a gnopped car...this is a carnoccio as like what was done on W1K.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# We may be able to stretch it out to 24 hours
Everyone will hate us, but we can do it!

Ning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I'm up for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning, yes. I even did a game pixels one this eve.
*peas a big 2k*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# well I like it
and that's final
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# oh ta!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Pope-mo-
mini FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I was tempted to shop Michael Caine into it at one point
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Well I think it's pretty good :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# It's lucky to have survived without being deleted in frustration
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Well I'm glad it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# dave?
Broom Broom!

Ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# nup I'm not dave
my name starts with a D though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# DUNNY
Is your name Dunne?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# you can try harder to get the full thing.
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Dunner Kebab?
Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# treat it cryptic crossword style
www.b3ta.com/board/8486995
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Well you said that you can add an I to get the australian word for toilet.
Which, it was made clear, is dunny...
So I thought Dunne as in Dunnie. Is that wrong?
Or do you mean try and guess the rest of your name?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# you've gotten half of my first name... you can get the rest I'm sure..
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Duncan!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# about bloody time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'm tired and slow :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I'm big and hairy!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Well I'm sure you're not mr Creosote
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm not that big
and he's not hairy enough.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Im sorry, I cant let you do that dave
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# AGH
I am not Dave!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# It's a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# congrats you win!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# is it?
here's a hilarious muppets vid:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH8F0KaiipE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# It's a car, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I think it should be called Jean
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Anyone likes madonna?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# The small face is bad enough....
but that dress too!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# does anyone like madonna?
(the winemouth, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I do, I'm
mad on her
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# maybe her nipples had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# you may be onto something there!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Her Ray of Light album was a stroke of pure genius
though it was mostly due to William Orbit (co-)writing it. I believe everything since is utter shite.

/american psycho blog
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# wouldn't say no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# seriously?
you reallise its the spoandex thats holding her together?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# think about how much the NOTW would love the story tho
you'll be laughing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# still could'nt
it'd be like sticking your cock in a carrier bag full of tripe

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I can think of worse places to put it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Urgh, she's all stringy
And she can break a man's arm with one flap of her wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 2012
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# bottlelols
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Available in three amazingly bloody patterns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ..love on the gnops!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)
# This should have been done on a hot august night
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)
# ..on Mandies
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# The small face is bad enough.....
but that jacket too!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)
# what is wrong with that jacket!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# It is curry shit orange!!!
sorry if you own one ;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# all my clothes are curry shit orange!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# No, seriously buddy
that is a sweet jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# gnopsy gnopsy gnops
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Hahaha I had a bet with myself that the first picture I saw this morning would be a gnops
glad to see gnops night is still going strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# A little remake of chunderbunny's pic
Photobucket

Original: www.b3ta.com/board/8486838
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# YES!
muchly betterer :D
EDIT: have an old 'Yarr' back at ye
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# YARRRR!
Me be liking this kind o thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Was just doing so myself. Yarrr's is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# hehe
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:22, archived)
# hehe
this also is goodness :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:23, archived)
# I SAID SEPERATE LETTERS!
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!!!
*throws beret to floor*
*storms off*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:27, archived)
# you have a beret?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# I do.
was in the army for 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# ah yah but that's hardly one of the poncey "artiests" berets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# that's true,
but i can't be bothered being french right now..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# My version is better, thbbbbb!
*sells beret for cheap booze*

Was how I started, then hummus arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Now, now children
play nice ;)

*dusts off beret & wears at jaunty angle*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Hahaha - this is GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# This is a picture about pirate meercats.
yar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# How to give the kids the shits in under 5 minutes with photoshop.....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:43, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:45, archived)
# what's wrong with the chocolate flavoured laxitives?
ed: the little blondy is quite cute...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:48, archived)
# They dont do enoough psychological damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:51, archived)
# oh, don't they do their own washing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Well it's easy to see
they get their looks from their father :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:49, archived)
# shit, i thought that was their mother.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:50, archived)
# If you seen their mother
you would shit yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:52, archived)
# I want to shit myself!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:22, archived)
# well when you need to have a crap just dont go to the toilet
it will happen eventually...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)
# my son shat all over his own face last night
half a bottle of flash gone this morning
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# What a precious family.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:50, archived)
# Hahaha
you evil man :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:19, archived)
# Don't they get enough fibre?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)
# make sure you pull this picture out when they're old enough to introduce you to boyfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I have unshopped ones for that occasion.
and a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# :D
Hexy still would
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)
# hahahahah
brill.

+ ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:03, archived)
# pfft, you loon :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:03, archived)
# I think aussie natives have a habbit of this
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# yeah as if the harbour has kangaroos everywhere.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)
# plenty of natives though
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:15, archived)
# yeah but they're lying in a pool of piss and beer bottles
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Nah
that's all the kiwi and pommie tourists :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:50, archived)
# true
them too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:50, archived)
# how would you know anyway?
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)
# I have to climb over them when I walk throught sydney every day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# kangaroos?
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# I don't like emus
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)
# "Fuck lads, he's doing it again - just look the other way"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Hehe
he looks mischievous :)
EDIT:
have an lady friend to keep him out of trouble
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:24, archived)
# Oo-er!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:33, archived)
# It's those lips again!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:34, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the ostriches
;)

hello elephants!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Hello there.
Have I missed much?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Dunno, I just got here
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:55, archived)
# Old man emu was chasing a female he knew umbutalideedada!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:46, archived)
# "Buh?!"
Hello *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:34, archived)
# *surprise hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Eeek!
Hello handsome. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Now just have each one holding a card with the letters N-I-N-G-!
:)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:44, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 8:22, archived)
# You better appreciate my hard work...
This took 2 and a half hours.



Click for my dA page and bigger version.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:43, archived)
# I WILL WOO.
WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# :-D
It's made me feel rather woo. I think it's the first properly creative thing I've done for ages.
I've not slept since, well, I can't remember but it must be over 36 hours, so from now on I will not sleep, and produce more such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Appreciated
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:59, archived)
# :-D :-D :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:03, archived)
# oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh prrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuddddddyyyyyyyyy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I noticed something a tad similar...


Also, could someone give me a free flash-like program? I'm a cheap (but creative) bastard...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:55, archived)
# sacre bleu! You inzult my moss-her?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:01, archived)
# Murder on Zidane's floor.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:04, archived)
# zidane cockblock.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this Irn Bru sorbet was in Ploice Story 2 with Jackie Chan...

Drinking it without a straw while sitting on white bedsheets is like a fucking accident waiting to happen.
I couldn't make it like a scoopy sorbet though, I'm disappointed.
It's more like a slush puppy, only tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:49, archived)
# what's a sorbet?
what's a slushpuppy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Sorbet is like ice cream, except made without cream.
A Slush Puppy is a weird drink made of crushed ice and weird flavoured syrup.

The syrup runs out stupidly fast, and then you spend the next half an hour using the straw to spit tiny ice cubes at people.

They hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Insane entertainment for all
:D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# It's great, the syrup is ridiculously sugary and tastes nothing like the flavour it's meant to be.
Then the rest of the ice is put to good use tormenting pricks with bare necks.

THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR NOT HAVING A GIANT COLLAR OR LONG HAIR, MOTHERFUCKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# YAY LONG HAIR FTW!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:59, archived)
# The first is a frozen scab,
the other is minced dog with crushed rocksalt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I can imagine both of these selling quite well in Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Och the' tooook oor JABS!!!! FREEEEES' 'EM!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# That's fantastic accenting in text form.
I couldn't read it without feeling Glaswegian :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)
# hahahaha there's a reason for that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# My fake Scottish accent is apparently a VERY strong Glasgow accent.
Considering I've only ever been to Edinburgh, I find that a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:09, archived)
# mine's only semi-fake. But if I try doing any other accent it degerates rapidly to sounding indian
Oh my goodliness gracious me! Can I be helping you with your information technology problems today?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:16, archived)
# I just have a generic English accent. It's not really that regional, it adapts to wherever I am/who I'm with.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Ah so one of those cucumber sandwich and sweet, milky tea accents?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# My accent isn't that fun.
I wish it was poncey, it's just a boring accent.
You couldn't tell where abouts in Englad I was from by my accent.

It's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Oh I see
then what is minced cat intestine with crushed dung beetle?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:59, archived)
# 100% ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I'm lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Sitting like I am now, I can put my hand down the end of the leg of my shorts and touch my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I have to bend over to reach
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# My legs are sort of crossed, but one is pointing up.
Easy reach.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)
# the pride of scotland
i just wrote a song for my friend. he canvasses door to door sometimes.

you're inside and outside my house at the same time
driving around in a car that is not mine
when you come to my door it can be such fun
you're saving me money in the long run

oh double glazing it's amazing !
multi-story conservatory
to the back of my house
what a welcome addition
with the obvious incentive of
no planning permission

70 pounds for the fool who agrees
that such an ugly augmentation is
"just the thing for me"
oh it feels so right and you keep me warm at night.
double glazing its amazing !
multi-story conservatory

70 pounds give me 70 pounds.
70 pounds i want 70 pounds !
anglian said when you do your rounds
get yourself a lead and get 70 pounds.
seven-tee-pownnnndddsss.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
Also, I nabbed that Girl Talk album you posted on links. Fucking phenomenal, been listening to it all day. Never heard anything like it, and I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# ah super
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# Are the other Girl Talk albums similar?
I hate it when I find an artist that is so fantastically unique, but leaves me wanting more, because I'd never find it anywhere else D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:12, archived)
# i have only heard 'night ripper' the previous
it sort of threw me with a lot of pop/chart hip-hop type stuff. but its similar and was really highly rated.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
# You are Ewen McTeagle, AICMFP
Can I have Fifty pounds to mend the shed?
I'm right on my Uppers.
I can pay you back
When I get this postal order from Australia
Honestly.
Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.
Love, Ewen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:14, archived)
# money:
sux.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Monkey:
Six.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:08, archived)
# i have all the money in the world as of- now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:10, archived)
# That's okay, I had fuck all. So you haven't stolen anything from me.
You're off the hook from me, but I'm telling Jesus next time I see him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# TRY PIZZA.
www.b3ta.com/board/8484664
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)
# hahahahaaaaa.
also i made this after i saw your "punisher giving anal to slowpoke" .gif

b3ta.com/board/8483864
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I thought I had done all of them/yours.
Then spazing this morning I noticed the "mailbox
and deer". I'll get that one in before I crash tonite.

edit: Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:34, archived)
# BAMBI NOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Was that your childhood? Oops, my bad.
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# What a wonderful idea
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# the sky is so odd here today


Click for lovely bigness (213KB)
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:37, archived)
# Bound to see a few of these when it gets like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Makes her look even more piggish than usual.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:29, archived)
# All Aboard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Hooray!
All aboard for the shunters yard!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:58, archived)
# The lack of ANY sprite or game screen where
there is someone playing an accordion is crime.

I will do something about that when I've got
some more skillz down with this pixel thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:02, archived)
# CLARABEL HAS A COCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:02, archived)
# HARD DRIVING COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:04, archived)
# strapon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Fuck him in the train butt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Double sanding on the sidings.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:13, archived)
# needs more ringo narration!
wooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Found some small sprites of them... quick example.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Hahaha
/boards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I dont understand.
Perhaps this is cue to go to bed. Whos with me?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# oeeerr
buy me a drink first
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Will you read us a bedtime story?
Ideally not from the Sick Joke Book.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Once upon a time there was a b3tard,
he drew CDC and animated cows. Once he was nawty stepped. THE MORRAL OF THE SOTRY IS ALWAY USE THE GEL.


THE END
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# remember when there was that guy who did nothing but CDCs
some say he ascended to become a higher being. turned all magenta, like. once every decade there's a magenta sunrise - his giant face fills the sky and barfs spunking cocks upon the world.

the legend of b3rnard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# who was that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I dont know.
Probably the Magic Donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# the magic donkey was nawty stepped?
*gasp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# is there room?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# good
*lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# WHY IS HIS FACE SO INCORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Massive alcohol.
You were saying about a drink....?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# LET'S GET DURNK AND SEX
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# INTERNET WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Because I'm the world's leading Photoshop authority.
Don't you recognise Michelle Obama when you see him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# HIS face?
I think I just made a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Translation: The buttprostitute made him pay double again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# fucking leeches...
they draw you in with a half price deal then bleed you dry...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# ***BREAKING NEWS***
I have found a pack of Scampi Fries and KitKat Senses

I AM SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# AND ROOT BEER AS WELL!?
CAREFUL YOU DON'T EXPLODE WITH GLEE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# don't worry
I have vodka to calm me down
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# mix up all this stuff you're foragin' here
i reckon it'd make a mighty fine pile o' mess right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck it


Here's your mascot!

EDIT: sorry bout this your pictures very nice...I think...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# i like your sig
you fight like a cow!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Oh Yeah!
I think your little bloke would work even better with colour
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# heres one
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# eh?
mordor?
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:59, archived)
# I have invented a padlock to deter people with short attention spans
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# That's
pour me another drink, did you watch the match, what's on now - tastic
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I watched some cricket the other day.
Yorkshire beat Lancashire by 4 runs. I gleed a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# huzzah!
i was watching surrey train earlier today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# :D
Flintoff and Vaugne were shit. Both out for 0 after 3 balls.

So much for the so called England superstars :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# you're kidding?
i despair of england and sport now. apart from rugby of course
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Bloody good show in the rugby.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# indeed.
won sixty quid on the world cup from a £1 bet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Christ are you still crapping on about the last great english sporting victory?
Haven't had another one since 2002? (Actually the ashes was 2004...)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006-07_Ashes_series
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I can only think of one thing more pointless than spectator sport.
Belgium.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# bitterness foisted on to anyone who'll read it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# It's not bitter, spectator sport just is fairly pointless.
Well actually I'll qualify that statement. Getting worked up and competitive over the activities of people you have no relation with and which you had no role in their success or defeat, is the most pointless thing ever.

Sports themselves are good though, especially ones with swords and fighting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# last summer was hardly long ago
i placed a 60/1 bet that england would qualify for the finals
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Ah I see!
They lost to SA though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# still got to the final, which no one expected
especially no one expected us to beat the wallabies or the all blacks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I was surprised the wallabies lasted that long.
pathetic showing from them. All Blacks, well they always choke somewhere.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# thats why i was impressed with england, the boys came from absolutly nowhere in the first round to just keep powering through
very proud of them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Well to be fair
Flintoff has been out of it for a while with various injuries, but I would have expected a bit more from Vaugne. Gough bowled well for Yorkshire though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# which ground were you at?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# ah cool cool.
i'm looking forward to the village cricket tomorrow. i've a fair amount of pimms i'm taking with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Braw for Pimms O'clock.
I should be off to the South African Test at Headingley, Leeds next month.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# thats going to be a thorough dicking though isn't it?
its always pimms o'clock here. i've got my harris tweed out for pimmsing already
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Judging by the recent performance of England players in the County 20/20 games
I would say so.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# christ we're rubbish.
we should get back to the sport britain was best at: invading people
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# :D
*supports this argument*

Mind you, we dont seem to have done vary well out in the middle east.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# thats because we're not wearing pith helmets and bright redcoats.
there is a distinct correlation between the silliness of british uniforms and military success
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Except for World War Two, in which the British army had the least silly of uniforms.
Germans had the most showy and stupid looking balloon trousers tucked into boots and they lost.

I'm more inclined to believe Rimmer's shortest haircut wins hypothesis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Nonsence!
It is quite clearly the army that drinks the most tea that is superior.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# nonsense. ghandi was bald.
and i said british uniforms. the uniform in WWII was fairly practical and the victory wasn't glorious. red jacket and a hat like an alabaster mono-tit? an empire the sun never set on
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Until it set.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)
# when we starting wearing drab clothes. you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# That and the self realisation of an imposing and autocratic empire in a world that was finally coming to terms with the real cost of constant war.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)
# say what you like bout the empire
it did a lot of good as well as bad.

night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# that'd keep me out
thats so very woo.

though to be fair a padlock with tassels hanging of it would distract me too much to remember i wanted to break in somewhere. i'm more than a little bit cat i think
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I'm going to jump on that train of thought of yours
and stop at this station:

what about a padlock with an LCD screen that shows porn when it's locked? you'd be too distracted to want to pick or smash the lock
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# tricky though. we've all got different porn tastes innit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# GENERIC PORN.tm
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# wouldn't do it for me.
it have to be more unusual. y'know... weird stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# With, like, merangue and...err.....ducks.....in latex
...





with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# tits? what are you, some kind of deviant?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Yes :(
*covets the devils dumplings*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# *misses dumplings, devilled or otherwise*



apparently one person has me on ignore. how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# How do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# i asked cr3 about it
he didn't say who. how odd though. i didn't think i was terribly offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# That's very rarely anything to do with it.
People just can't seem to fathom the existence of different people sometimes and get needlessly angry.

And also because some people are just massively touchy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Its an odd place.
I suspect it was because of lime night. I reckon Im on at least 4 ignore lists because of that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# hmm could be. but all the people who go very arsey still talk to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# like...
Brazilian fart porn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# i'm too scared to click that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# It's fairly obvious what it is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Or just particularly homosexual.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# punitively homogenous?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Big words are big and words
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I doubt very much that it's about having similar genes.
It's just because you're a screaming queen....s.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# homogenous doesn't refer to genes exculsively
where was i? ah, yes... Purgatory homophone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# But why would I want to do that to a tory?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# because it'd hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Well, that's me fu
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# :D Love it!
also:

ROOT BEER FOR THE BIG FUCKING WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# padlockigami
i just tried origami for the first time by watching youtube tutorials. serious fail.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# These Japanese bird/frog things barely fly three foot.
I don't think they get it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# try this, easy peasy japaneasy:
folds.net/tutorial/models/shu_2_piece/shu_2_piece_diagrams.html
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Same here when I tried my hand at it a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# but you have yams where your hands should be
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# *SOBS*
WHY DID YOU CURSE ME WITH THESE YAM HANDS GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# haha
brilliants
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!
And back to my post about sheds:
www.b3ta.com/board/8486714#post8486721
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)
# hehe
*click*
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)

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