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[challenge entry] It serves us right, really.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# only thing he motivates me to do is to tip things over and burn them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Where's the question mark?
You illiterate waste of space
(Youlotfeckingsuck, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)
# they start life so cute
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# with great difficulty
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# HIS LEGS HAVE GROW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Pause for reflection . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# did you make it in spore?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all relative
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Tu-Tu-Tu-time
*nice idea*
ta ta Tu-Tu-Tu
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# hmm, chips in gravy
:D

edit: with egg, and bacon, and sausage, and beans

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# you fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# you fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I'm a buff bastard.
and I'm confused by this

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# buff?
you're a yellow/brown mix?

is that spore?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# It is.
I just tried to do whatever it is you do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# what's the point of that thing anyway, seems that people are making animals wiht it and that's it
do they not go on to have adventures or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# They might.
if the game ever actually gets released any time in the next 2 years.

edit://



bed time. NN
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Look I found the Storyboard for that Wahlberg FLIM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Fuckin' right. Perversely, absolutely nothing happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# soo much happpens
you not see all the dramatic shots of plants rustling in the wind.

i like how attack of the killer tomatoes does what ever this film was trying to do so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Return was better
John Astin! George Clooney! Tomatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I liked it.
It's like your spacky mate who's actually pretty funny when he tries.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I just through it was tedious. M Night SSHALAALAMAMAMAMAMAMALNANAMANANAM is tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I was enthralled by the horrific acting
I'd love to have been on set when Shymalaysianmen was saying; "Cut, ok good scene but I want you to act really badly, yeah, like that but worse!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# i couldn't help but laugh at it
specially the lemmings inspired suicide bit. that was hysterical.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I think they should have titled it..
M. Night Shaymalan's career. No longer fucking happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Cheers!
you just saved me £6 and a trip to the cinema
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# But it's really good,
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Needs an illfitting, yet bombastic, score.
And sound effects that have no relation to events* shown.


*I use that term even looser than in your woosum illustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

edit: woo pic by the way




(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# BABY, DON'T HURT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# don't hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# NO MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# DANK-DANK, WOOAH-OHOH!
WOOAH-OHOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# BOOOHMP BOOOHMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# That is mightily good
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# OH THANKOO.
I AM GOAN SLEEHP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ARGHH CHEST LASORS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ZUB ZUB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I wish I had the patience to roto-scope like that.
Even doing the heads in mine above drove me mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# It was only about 5 frames :)
I like yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
#
Oops up in side your head, say oops up
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# ALL THAT SHE WANTS IS ANOTHER BABY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# She's a devil woman
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# THAT'S ALL SHE WANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# she saw the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# The only way is up
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I GOT 5 ON IT!


Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Rythm is a cancer
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Everybody in the plaice!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Now who's jackin' the house? That wicked plastic man.
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# would you go to bed with me?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# *oh, that's good*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] anyone else slowly losing the will to live.... this should help speed things up
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I am ded.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# 
|\_/|
=x_x=
 | |
 o-o
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# You ded mon?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# had
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# am
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# be
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# gone
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# i wish i could be there.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# who is it?
cuase I would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] a picture of a fat british dude for the b3ta.com internet photoshop competition.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# this a work of art
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ello wots all this then? i would like an amburger with extra am and cheese.
britsh people don't say the letter 'h'.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# O SIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# no doubt served with 'erbs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# WE DON'T LIKE YOUR TYPES IN HERE.
NOW SCOOTER, HE'S DOING NO HARM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# titelating teas served speedily at the thespeians superb restaurant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# he smokes a little bit of the 'erbs.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# REAL TRUE FACTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# HELLO KITTY!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# SNOG?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# PWOAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ILL TAKE THAT AS A YES
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I'M PRETTY SURE YOU READ THE DESIGN BRIEF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# uuuuuh. no.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# how can you tell if it's wearing briefs?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I'd say fucking hell on a boat, but on a boat this would result in sinking of the boat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# THis am all teh mad art skilz
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Supoirb.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# source?
aaarggh
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Ah havnae seen mah willy in two years
- that's long enough to declare it legally dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Batman, you fucking lazy shit

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# not fat enough
:(

edit: also i declare this my new favourite facebook group

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7893452618
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i declare this not my new favourite facebook group
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# pft
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I had a group on facebook to try and get me laid.
didn't work :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha. link?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# no...there are pictures of me that I don't like
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# THAT OLSEN GIRL KILLED THE JOKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# THE JOKER?!?! DON'T YOU MEAN "our Heath"
AN ACTOR NO-ONE REALLY GAVE A RATS ARSE ABOUT UNTIL HE KARKED IT BY A DRUG OVERDOSE.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# THE JOKER IS A BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# LAUGH AT MY BONER!!!
OR I'LL BITE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HAHAHA IT'S SO SMALL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# there is nothing funny about boners.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# We learned this at bonerjam 97
it was a sombre convention.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# INBREEDING CAUSES ARMS TO FUSE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HELPS KEEP FAMILIES TOGETHER
WIN/WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Excelent
Really like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# obviously photoshopped. come on.
DON'T WORRY EVERYONE THIS IS A FAKE.
DON'T FREAK OUT YOU GUYS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# THEY ARE FAT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# your reply is so badly shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I heard about people doing this.
WHY MUST PEOPLE DO FRAUDS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Fuck this is amazing.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# That is superb ..
woo to that sir - I am much fan of your work.
(benaud purveyor of wares, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Thats my fave Mofaha pic yet
Bloody lovely, nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# *SUMMON OCTOPUS*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Wii Fat
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Hah! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# those chips look nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# haha superb
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Brilliant!
One of the best do far.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I think this whole fatties bizzo is wrong
WE'RE NOT FAT WE'RE JUST BIG BONED!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha yes!
my bones just happen to be covered in fat..hence them being big.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# sure...your place or mine
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# aaaaah. shit. fuck fuck fuck fuck. its an internet groomer internet pedeophile. god no. oh plz save me kris handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW
MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Well THERE'S your problem.
The floor's too thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
good shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
The chips make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# cheers everyone!
here's another for the wii fit fans..
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# This has been the only good compo entry...
So far.

Not a dig at the shoppers themselves, it's just the kind of image challenge that is inevitabley going to produce predictable images.
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# LOLOLololOL Epic Tiling.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT GOES ON FOREVER?
THE OCTOPUS IS MAKING ME FAR TOO HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
YES NO :'(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I CAN SEE FOREVER.





(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# RoLOLffel
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# GIMBOID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Gruttle and Phlegm
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# OH SHIIIIIT.


 |\_|\
= ._. =
 |___|
 ooooo 

CAT TAAAAANK CAT TAAANK.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# mew!


 |\_/|
 =^.^=
 /\ /\
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# KITTTTTTTTTTTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# KITTY NEEDS BEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# KITTY + BEEF = SCARYTIMES.
BEEF CAN BE DETRIMENTAL TO KITTY MIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# MENTAL KITTY NEED DETRIBEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# DAAAHNAHNAHNAHNAHNAHNAHCATTAAAANK.


 /|_/|          |\_|\
= ^_^ =        = `_' =  
 |___|     -   ¬|   |
 ooooo          oo000

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Oh noes :(

   ||||
  /\/\/\
 /^^^^^^\          |\_|\
 \  x x / bang!   = `_' =  
 /   -  \^       ¬|   |
 \vvvvvv/v         oo000
  \/\/\/
   ||||
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Fuckin' hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES
I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES
I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i can see milfs.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# woo!
i have the urge to print hundreds and tile my room
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Hentai time?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It is now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# :D
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# OHMYGODOHMYGODITOTALLYSAWLIKEADEMONHUMPHREYBOGARTOCTOPUS
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# octo roffle !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I am craving fizzy pop and pringles
and the only place open is like miles away and I can't be arsed to walk there

plus it's in a dodgy bit of town and I'll get murdered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I just ate some POTATO SQUARES
Which had no salt or flavouring on them and had been cooked in some kind of non fatty oil type stuff. Almost defeats the point of fucking eating crisps.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# WOO.

And clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# fantastic
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not British, but Commonwealth
Hello Pork Pies!
'Scuse the crapness
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# FATTIES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
what's the fatest nation on earth....?

I keep saying it and no one agrees with me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# GODDAMN IT, AMY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# you know you'd do me hard if you had the chance
you're upset you can't
*flits hair*
*walks off showing bouncy rounded arse*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# whateva!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# well come and get it...
*uncoils willy*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# cor..it's like a snake
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I'll show you a magic trick
you touch the snake and it will turn into a tree trunk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Is that a stick of dynamite in her cake?
That could get messy.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# you're just trying to make me jealous aren't you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# YEP.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Holy crap!?!
What happened to this thread?
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)
#

NN all
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# He's so fat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# fat people LOL
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha they're so fat L O L <--FATLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
L O L
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# 2 obvious cdc-ing areas on this picture
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha!
actual LOL
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# altho you could do one REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLY LOOOOOOOOOONG one
from hand to mouth
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# from where his other hand is
it could even be his own
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# well you could have 2 cocks to mouth then
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *draws*
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Only 2?
I can see at least 7.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# YOU COCK FIEND
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Muhahahaaaa!
*twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i want a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I get six.
b3ta.com board
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# and eyes and ears and mouth and nose!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Head, shoulders, spunky clothes
Spunky clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Give it to a melon farmer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I suggest giving it to TNT
that generally works.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *nonces*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Buffy's been at the cream cakes again...
(Bogbean, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# puffy the vampire slayer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# And that 'cream' has given her herpes of the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Is she British?
'Sup b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# GAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFNEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Check it out, I've got the new genie dog.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# UH-OH DOG BEATS GENIE DOG.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK OFF IT DOESN'T
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# STOP POSTING THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i compo'd it
LOL!

GENIE DOG WINS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
#
00037136-DAE6-1E78-A0F080C328EC0000.jpg 200�56 pixels
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Dean!
Where have you bean?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Almost
(Bogbean, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Well, he could be a fan.


Click for bigger (87KB)
(designer1, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# hahahaha, fuck, this gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# nice twist.
i'm going to resist peaing here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ooooh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I like George Michael
*leaves statement open*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# bumming you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# who; you?
Yeah I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# YEAH. DRY.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Like rice paper in a heatwave.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# oh baby
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Not from backbum silly, only frontbum.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Wobble, wobble!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# do you think she's storing a snack for later down the back of her swimsuit...
it'd explain the lumps!!!

and wooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Snack?
It's a KFC family bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# well that is a snack to some!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] this looks to be the ideal place to pea this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Shutup Morbid.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] my dress size isn't even on there..i must be vanessa feltz sized!
sneaky pea

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# "I just let the fabric of spacetime itself bend and weave round me."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# haha best use of space travel ever.
"Oh piss... *wheeze* *wheeze* Just bend around me you fucker, *wheeze*"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Arf!
Gravity well!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Her arse crack appears to reach her shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Don't worry about the crack
Worry about the ensuing fart...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Heavy Tourists
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# YES!!!!
you're awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# He's/She's even got FAT ribs!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yes, but where are the mardi-gras beads?
now wait a minute.

are those...mooobs?

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *checks what the new compo is*
*gets it*
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Roffle Roffle **MEANWHILE AT CERN DRAMATIC EVENTS UNFOLD** Roffle.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# subatomic quark lols :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *Wild strangelets*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i don't really know what large hadrons are, they're a bit out of my physics know how
so i'm going to assume they rip holes in the fabric of consciousness and make great omelets
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# yeah
that's pretty much it :)

nah, it just means any subatomic particle made of quarks, like protons, neutrons, mesons...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# oh ok then i do understand them then :)
my physics knowledge is a bit scattershot. i'm better at astro tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I suspect SCIENCE is afoot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# this is what worries me
SCIENCE in the hands of warmongers like the Swiss
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# there was something in the paper recently
about how some scientist had said that they could not definitively state that the LHC would not bring about the end of the world
it then quoted somebody else saying "yes, but we also cannot definitively state that it will not produce fire-breathing dragons"
this did not ease my concern
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# so there's an equal chance of world ending and dragons?
i like those odds...

are we at risk of black mesa-ing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *googles* oh i see!
well apparently it might create very very tiny black holes, but they'll probably disappear almost as soon as they're created and not cause any harm


...probably
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I like the way newspapers and regulatory commisions and government try to stop or limit scientists.
THEY ARE FUCKING SCIENTISTS! They could kill you in ways you couldn't even possibly imagine. They get to fuck around with the universe, that's their job.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# using a thingy accelerator to make an omlette, is punk rock
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ooh!
FF3 has a different redex!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i disabled mine
i just get a blank square
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# hello princess
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hello.
I had a 7 mile run on my schedule tonight.

Mr Dagnall said 'It is 8 miles to Dawlish by road, so the coastal path will be a bit under 7 miles, but you can do an extra lap of the Quay, I'll drive you down.

The route along the coastal path was just shy of twelve and a half miles. Needless to say, I did not incorporate an extra lap of the quay into my run and I am tired and it is late and I have a lot of work to do, so I am ired.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Yes.
Refresh and all will be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Oh, I can see it now
I was just interested.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I like all the little details.
Have you tried dragging an image yet? You get a little ghosty image under your mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i like being able to drag things off my favourites bar into a new tab
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I have.
I don't like my extensions not all working though, it is driving me insane and on my other laptop and my main machine I have reverted to FF2 for the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# That is the one major drawback of opensource.
You have to wait a bit for the community to update after a release.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# MESONS AND WIGGLY MAN MAKES ME HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Nononononon
BARYONS FTW YOU MAD, SEXY FOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I LIKE MESONS MORE. THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That happened to me once, I couldn't pour salt for a month!
NO POURING OF SALT, NOT ONE GRAIN! FOR A MONTH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Why does this red onion
have a sign for fat sweaty plums?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# because he's looking fer bizniz, ya know, yo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# looking for tricks, mister?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# it's bizniz, it's bizniz TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I HAVE SOME BIZNIZ TO CONCLUDE.
GOODMORROW TO YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Reminds me of the
Munch Bunch...

Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# It does!
They were all fruity and smiley... and there was a purple one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# it was a no to the comp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ;)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# did i see scary duck saying something about putting a word in for us with rob for a good comp next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# it's still a week too late
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# aye but better late than never
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Aubrey
Aubergine?
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# That's the
bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Reminds me of
trap door
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# WELL STOP PICKETING THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I've been travelling all day and it's been hot!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:07, archived)

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