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# facebook made by b3ta?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# no.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# im pretty sure thats teh quo
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I prefer the B3ta Friends Network.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# nooo.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Someone has drugs!
Share!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Looks like bros
doing the quo.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
No.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# teehee!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Tahkcalb's fail image above yours is giving undesired brain-thoughts.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Tubgirl/2girls1cup crossover?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'm not sure D:
If I scroll down just enough I can enjoy it, though.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# She's got no ass!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# She?!
I thought it was Eddie Munster!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# WHo would have thought
a few simple shapes could be so suggestive give me a stiffie.
Woo
*Splat*
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# c:

IT TILES VERTICALLY, BUT NOT HORIZONALLY.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# High pop !
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Thats just Lovely
nice dream fodder
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# that bawwoon has the herpeaz
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# BALLOON!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# YAY BALLOOMS.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# It's like a happy version of frogger, only in another dimension
a more vertical dimension!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Oh shit. Now I want to make a recurring pacman who eats his own shit.
Shit.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# You want to make it shit? shit.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Fuck.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Fuckshit?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Shit dick.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Mincecock?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Splitcock
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Shitsnapper!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Wheee, don't ever stop!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# yes!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Pope sucks brain out of Sydney toddler's fragile little skull.

I can smell your brain...It's so...SPICY!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# SATOAP!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# TOAP
You say it as if it's a bad thing. TOAP is as TOAP does.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Poor fellah's hungry. Oh look there, he's caught himself a little bit o' tuckah.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# POPEJAPES!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# POP !
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# TRANSCLERGY,
Rapists in disguise.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# The mouth makes it for me.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Needs more presto sauce . . .
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I'm a Ragu man maslef.
Yes, maslef.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Babby brains fresh!
A little slice of lemon and sprig of mint.
Serve with light wine or beer.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# "The Pope apologises for paedophllia in the Catholic church..
...by kissing a small boy"
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# AYE!
That's the rub!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# It's not every day that you see one of these
wearing moon boots and see-through pants
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# so where did you see it
?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# It was at the end of the garden
taking a dump
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# cheeky fuckpig
I certainly hope you nicked those moon boots
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# No...
...but I managed to get the pants
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# mmmmm
I want 7 of them.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# If you insist
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# This is true
But I am so glad I saw one before I went to bed.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I do, because that's me.
And what fine pic of me you have made! :)
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You have exceptional taste in underwear
:)
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Someone has to!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# No . . . not your typical garden gnome . . .
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# IS HE A STRAWBERRY?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Only in parts -
the rest is made from recylcled Austrians and bits of well-chewed bubble-gum
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ONE DOLLAR.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Rubba duckie
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i broke up with my girlfriend today :(
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# But on the bright side
you are now captain of your ship.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# this is how it happens
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# this is sad news
but you seem to be dealing with it well.

There's plenty more fish in the on the high seas
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# He's a thinker, not a doer!
Woo pic! Sorry about the bad news.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Ah, sorry guy. At least this comic is awesome, eh.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Very rare
clicky
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# AYE AYE SIR
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# whats the deal?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# burn em
heh
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Neve4235r6p-
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] so, time travelling cyborgs is ridiculous to you?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Oh
Yes.
Oh yes ohyesohyes.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# nicely
nicely
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# This is a wonderment.
I shall speak to you all in another week :3
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# springy bashing?
superbment:-)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# See ya Mr P!
Have fun until you get back.
We shall give you a warm welcome and a steaming hot cup of liquidised guinea pig.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# this is all of the win
and should be fp'd straight away.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# super of you to suggest
I do feel perhaps that 'the kids' wouldn't 'get' the Munsters reference.... much to their chagrin at a later dat.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# i get it.
and i am a 'kid'
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
#
^in
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# oh!
so you guys hide all the funny shit halfway down the page now?!?
:D
*CLICK*
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# this didn't quite work


but have an attempt at a running ostritch/emu anyway :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Its legs are like a child's mobile!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# yeah, they do look like they're spinning around.
:'(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Ewu
To You.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# EWAR WOOWAR
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ewok hoover?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's an ostritch. I think.
Maybe an emu. *doesn't know.*

*chases*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I think it's an emu or an ostrich,
but it could be the other way around.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Oh, yeah, maybe.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# could be an alligator or a crocodile
it doesn't actually affect it either way, but i'll still kiss you sam.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I love you scott
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *suggestive eyebrows*
*cool guy with shades*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# No matter how far in your cock goes, I'm not clicking that link.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# it's a disney classic, i swear :)
*puppy eyes*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I expect it's not.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# *whistles robin hood music*
(the music from the disney one, i mean, not that kevin costner shit.)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# MEN IN TIGHTS
WE'RE MEN (MANLY MEN!) MEN IN TIIIIIIGHTS
WE ROAM AROUND THE FOREST LOOKING FOR FIGHTS!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# i meant this one foo'!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
the wind a woman's face while trimphant 80s music plays in the background
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# we may look like pansies
but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I did a play based on that film.
It was bloody good, we got a B.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# But unlike some robin hoods
I can speak with an english accent.

:)

Joke fails in text format.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# :D
We had to perform ours in front of an exam moderator, but she went home and she was replaced by my favourite teacher.
That made it so much funnier when it got to the part where we did the noose scene.
"So what are you, about a 16? 17 1/5 inch?"
Cue Robin Hood starting to unzip his fly...
"I dunno, I'll check"
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I heard it were a dead chick.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# BUTTER-INNER
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# butter?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# BUTT-IN-ER then.
Better, butter?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Bitter butter?
I need better butter that isn't so bitter.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# BUTT OUT, BETTY
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# S'not my name
dick.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Sorry uh-theen-uh
:]
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# At least get MY name right.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# who would ever ever click that link
nobody i know.

*whistles again*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Not me.
Never ever.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you clicked it didn't you!
SICKO.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I didn't, I don't want to have to deal with the lack of sleep.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Why do you keep whistling?
It's really annoying. I'ma tape your mouth shut or summat.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You just don't want him to kiss me.
*sads*
Don't you want me to be happy!?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# He still can.
Just, there will be tape there as well.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Yay!
He's gonna want to kiss me loads when I do this vector of him.
Which I haven't started due to an achey wrist. Yes.
Edit: Fuck, that sounds dodgy. It's been achey all day I slept on it funny shut up.
AAH IT STILL SOUNDS DODGY.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET AN ACHEY WRIST CLANSOUL?
TOO MUCH TENNIS EH?


(this is the reason for my achey wrist anywho)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Oh, so you weren't wanking over gory dead women?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :D
*makes GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH noise for as long as i can*

*repeats*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *attacks with electrical tape*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *cuts from your neck to your belly button*
*pulls skin over your shoulders*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *enjoys*
*overuses asterisks*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *pulls out eye*
*does things with it*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *pops*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't get what you mean by "popping" it...
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
it worked in the sense that it's funny. So HOORAY!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# thanks :)
the legs were mean't to look like they were made of paper.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I was thinking about shopping an emu the other day
But, alas.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# butt a lass?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# If the price is right.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# That's going super fast on mine
looks 3 legged!

have an Ostrich Slug. (not mine)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# ostrich SkUG?
that would be interesting...
G'nite b3ta!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i hope you sleep well
i might draw a skugasaurus in a bit, for the displeasure of the board getting another inane drawing from me.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# It's only the legs
the rest seems in good order.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Meep . . . meep !
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# go
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Aha!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I'll have what he's having
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Critics said her acting was a tad 'wooden'
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# but Jordan wouldn't be chea.. oh nevermind
woo!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Cheeper than the
'real dolls' used.

And they wouldn't have been able to return it afterwards.

Jordan on the other hand...
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Wooden too !
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# :)
woo

ps - that's a weird but charming film.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
Genius
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Hung Bunny
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# THAT SMILE
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# fucking hell
:D
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Graham Norton?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Are you Paul Brederveld?
I like this.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I am Paul Brederveld,
roadie for Luxemburg's foremost Arthur Brown's Kingdom Come tribute band.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Excellent...
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# What's the tribute band called?
I'm guessing "Arthur Come's Brown Kingdom".
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# That name was already taken by a Swedish band
:(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Oh, babe.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I can't help think who has stolen GMOS glasses....
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# BEHOLD MY FROG-SPAWN WINGS
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# this is evil
and awesome in equal messures :D
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# now, how the fuck do i use this illustrator thing :(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Use MS Paint use MS Paint use MS Paint use MS Paint use MS Paint
PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF BACK TO FUCKING PERU PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF BACK TO FUCKING PERU PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF BACK TO FUCKING PERU PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF BACK TO FUCKING PERU
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# eh?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ah, context
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple
Punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple punch Ttssattsr in the nipple
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Hello there :)
No fucker on here can spell Perv. They all keep saying you've gone to Peru haha
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# The dumbasses.
Good job you think like a real man.

I did actually buy you an alpaca :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# TOUCHDOWN!!
I love alpacas :)
I put a old musics on the link board. JUST FOR YOU.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# ALSO:
I hope you're having a great time :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# are you talking to yourself?
shirley..
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ultimately
we all are.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# this is some philosophical (sp?) shit
right here
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Not I.
I can't stand me.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Well duh.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# It's my reply for the pipecleanerchickinabox
It's made of 100% alpaca :3

I'm not home for another week or so, so if you gaz me the link I'll check it out when I get home
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yay!
ALSO: Yay!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# buy me an alpaca too plz.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yeah! We all want one, Matt.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Why are you calling him Matt?
Isn't his name MrPineapple?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yes, he just wants one in Matt as opposed to Glossy.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I suppose Satin would be fine.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Satan?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# DEAMON. LAWL.
What do I win?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Who the fuck are you people?
Mifihi earned his alpaca.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I ALREADY SAID I'D PLEASURE YOUR BUTT.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Love you babe
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Lol.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *flounce*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Fuck you then.
I definitely won't remember to remind you of that thing which I can't even recollect.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# CUBES :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# No....it was something else...
It might have been the Armando Iannucci Radio thing actually...possibly.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Oh, thanks for not reminding me.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I want a guinea pig
and a stick of pink rock please Mr Pineapple :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I ate guinea pig the other day.
It's not that great, far too many bones :(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# probably not good for animations
but well done for trying!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# no
the animation was made when i gave up on the normal vectoring :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# thats how far

(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# It's very good but the original thread is still just down there.
*points*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You're still as cunty as ever I see.
Hello darling :3
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh hello, blossom. How the fuck is fucking Peru?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It's pretty fucking.
It's nice and warm here, I'm going off to Machu Picchu in the morning and then the jungle after I get back to Cusco.

If you're lucky, I might buy you an alpaca.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That, or bring me back some drugs, please.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I've been chewing enough coca leaves to probably produce some kind of high.
Although they're fucking disgusting and I hate them.

There's a street in Cusco called Gringo Alley, or something, I could probably get some coke in there and smuggle it in my ass.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# are you still emailing me because i've totally blocked all your incoming emails
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I started emailing more as soon as you asked me to stop.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# PROVE IT
EMAIL ME RIGHT NOW
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I was going to, but then I'd just be playing right into your hands.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# DON'T kill yourself right now
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Do it. I'll snort it straight from ur butt.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Wkd.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# YOU!
hello. *waves*
:3
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Aight.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# How's Perv?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Well bangin.
How's Noo Jurzy?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Hot in the bad way.
Not so bangin.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Oh yeah, I bet it's load hotter than a place with HOT in the name.
Douche.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# It's humid.
So it feels hotter. And it's making my hair all...whoosh.
Meanface.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I'll be in the jungle in a couple of days.
So I think I win.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hahahah
your hair's gonna go all WHOOSH!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Vroom splash.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Whut?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# it has my permission to go in a new one
:p
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# God? Is that you?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# you started it
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# STICKS AND STONES, DUDE.
DUDE. :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# NO U
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# SPILL MY FUCK.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# winner!
woo
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Good stuff.
I just cried at a film for the first time ever :(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# It's alright, I found ghostbusters pretty scary the first time round too.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# What film?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# he means the .gif
poor Ustritch
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I Am Legend.
When he kills his dog.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Aaaah
Never saw that. Hahaha
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ringer !
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# What a banker
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# ha
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Haha, fantastic.
Woo
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# User
Interface?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# most splendid.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# wonder how
far you could throw that
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I have a feeling it would peck the shit out of you if you tried.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# shirley it would return to the throwing hand a la boomerang?
tbh, this bird will end up on some depraved internet pron vid, double penetration or some such
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
depraved super fucking sexy
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# No U turn . . .
two holes in the sand . . .
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# loves it
you got a proper laugh out of me and everything.

congratulations.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# super! scary, but full of aceness nonetheless
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ul?
I don't get it
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# emU
maybe?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# your looking at it upside down
It's In.

as in Inside an ostritch. that book by that bloke that was made in to that film.

you know the one i mean.. it top all those charts that those people do.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Cor
Woo
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# The U bird is no longer in existance.
Back in the 1920s they were hunted down and used for throwning onto a pole for fun. Laws were past making it illegal.

This game is now known as horseshoes.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# It was the perfect end to the perfect day.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# HAW HAW
hahaah
hehee
Ferry Nice
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# haaaaa
vely nice
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# pew pew pew
the guy at the back, he know what goin on!
Woo!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Pesky aren't they . . .
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You sure do got a pertty mouth

bigger (385k)
evening all

(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I was surprised and relieved to realise he's playing the banjo in that animated bit.
Woo
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Have you changed something?
Nice.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# dunna
ling ding ling ding ling. dunna ling ding ling ding ling ding ling.

i have a banjo and a guitar. I straddle the gap between raped and rapist.

also.. the actual kid.. spitting image of thom yorke.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Fiddle wirks too . . .
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i was
just reading, the actual kid couldn't play banjo (there was a kid hid behind him doing the fingering)heh heh
and he didn't have inbred characteristics, he just looked inbred
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# brilliant.
*click
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahah aceness.




(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Pouty and potty . . .
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# This is something i neither understand
nor WANT to understand.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Google Deliverance
Or Wikipedia Deliverance
Or IMDB Deliverance

Or Woo Deliverance
Or Yay Deliverance
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# its funny because its true
and woo!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i blame mofaha
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# NSFW
not safe for wanking

you will go to hull

:(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i say, that's a tad racy
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Pretty curvy too . . .
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i was so hoping that link went here:
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# why would you wish that upon your self?
why?!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# memories of youth
i hated it then as well.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Dear God!!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i know you have that in your collection
you luv it you slag!!!!

(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# You've had her.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i wish
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Curvaceous . . .
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# TJ : i need new shoes
who sells fat feeted shoes on the interwebs? (at discount prices cos im cheap)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i don't buy shoes i haven't tried on
anymore
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i try them on in shops then buy them online :D (or stick with a brand well known for fat feet - aka skater shoes)
because i know they're not gonna fit anyways...
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# then
search pricepruuner for your favourite brand or something
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i can't type for shit
pricerunner
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
#
type storyboard
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
storyboard record tunes
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *hug*
I have been thrashing myself also as penance
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# widefitshoes.co.uk
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# wow its real!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Nothing but the best for you ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# is there a size guide?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Yes . . . click measuring your feet for shoes . . .
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# sorry im a little bit tired
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# cheapboats.com
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# :O
NSFS!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# wear flip flops
the answer to fat footed problems, trust me i have enough room on mine to squeeze in an extra couple of toes, even clarkes had problems with my feet when i was a kiddy.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# i can't wear them at work...
keep tripping up the stairs!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# change your job
i even have steel toe capped flip flops for working in :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# *sigh*
i live in wales! what jobs?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# No wonder ya gots big feats :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# can't help there, but
www.cool-shoe.com/

the only place i can get size 8 flip flops that fit, normally i have to go for 10 or 11's, but they ain't cheap.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i can't work that website out
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it's french
click collections, something about summer 08, then mens then a union jack and then it will tell you bugger all and you have to find a stockist who will charge you the earth, i got my last couple of pairs when i spotted them in spain, 25 euros a pop, outrageous, but the best i've ever had.

edit/ sorry flip flops are the only shoes i ever bother about, everything else is much more hit or miss.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i've got a pair of reefs
my feet sweat too much and I end up slipping about in flip flops!
My feet dissolve odour eaters too!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# amputation is always an option
i've always fancied a wooden pirate leg with a brass castor on it myself, might be a bit tricky to use but i reckon it'd be a right laugh.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# funny you should say that....
last year when my leg bent the wrong way... I was considering this :(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# TJ my own TJ
does anyone else remember a lamp that was made to look like a mop with a lampshade on top? or am i imagingin things again?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# lampsthatlooklikemopswithlampshadesontop.co.uk
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# :(
does not contain horses :(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# what are you on?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# level 3
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Here...
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# featuring
CLOTHING!

I'm not sure why but this made me cackle with glee.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# its all in americans :(
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Woo!
and indeed, Yay!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I've no idea why

It's the wailing wall
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Oi Vey . . . it's loud out there !
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Haha, nice headbanging action.
Woo
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# It's oddly in time with Snow Patrol
This confuses me
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# find that with pretty much any gif
and any music.

gif's like to dance.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Try the Tango !
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ive no idea why but theres a ginger 14 year old shouting down the phone at the top of his voice in a RAGE on the ave.
"I will stab you, I will stab you, I will put two bullets in your kneecaps, if you want beef come down here now. Stop phoning this phone *Girlfriend Screams I think it may be her phone* Im gonna fuckin kill yoh! Your dead! I dont fuck about!"
You should see him in his all black denim outfit with white stitching. God I love it around here.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It can't be fun listening to that.
If only life had an effective Ignore button...
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Heheh
Just one more reason why b3ta is preferable.
If it was everyday if probably just strangle him and leave him in his garden. Fortunately he's out robbing cars most of the time. Occasionally its entertaining.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# it does, but it typically comes with about 10 years in jail
:)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# There are huge whales is jerusalem!
"hassidam but i dont beleive dem!"
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahhah
random top quality
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# The negotiations had failed, he was going to have to get him out the old fashioned way.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Knock on wood !
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ilike this
i have no idea what is going on but I'm liking the confusion it is bringing me
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# that's got to grate after a while
i have no idea what this is about.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Don't worry, I'm not really sure either.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Peckerhead!!
woo.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Presenting:
The worlds most slappable man!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hah
nice one
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)

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