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[challenge entry] Virginia Duck
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# O HELLO. I WUD LIEK WUN SCRATCHCARD. SOME CRISP AND A TWIX. OR I WIL SHOOT U.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Quack!
lol 'some crisp'
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# OH HAI TTSSATTSR HAVE YOU DONE A POO POO IN YOUR NAPPY?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# do not feed the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# "Chicks run a mile when they see my big schlong,
That doesn't work as it's two miles long."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# grab your dick like your 9mm
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ??
but my dick is my 9mm...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z9gPeS7WKs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# NO, I DID DO ONE IN MY TROWSERS. OLULZ. I'm going to cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Good good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Big duck on campus . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ...please pick up your car keys from the library.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Good thing they're in my coat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Why a Duck?
A-heh!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# viaduct sounds a bit like "Why a duck"
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# It's not really abusive though, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Well it shagged your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Your mum shagged your mum.
Yeah, you heard me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# my mum shagged your mum while she shagged his mum's mum.
and you video taped it all and now are all dirty on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Not only on the inside...
Now on my hand too...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *licks*
*boke*


*laps up*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# say it with a Jewish Roman accent
then search:
dirtyduck

(one of the best underground strips of the 1980s, now almost totally forgotten...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# !!
Jewish Roman Accent?

I cant even think where to go with this!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Life of Brian?
I don't know - too many single malts...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I imagine your thinking of the
"Im Brian and so is my wife" bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# yeah, that
or Groucho Marx in some bad Roman Historical comedy film
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Would that be Mel Brooks'
History Of The World?

Ive seen that once, was funny but never watched it again

"Plumbing! PLUMBING! GETCHER PLUMBING HERE! THE LATEST INVENTION FROM ROME! FLUSH THE SHIT RIGHT OUTTA YOUR HOUSE!!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# You mean... you were RAPED?!
Well... at first, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Viaduct?
Aquaduct?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# abusive?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# "If yours is a prick
then mine is a stab."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Haha! Oh fuck!
You win this time, wisearse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# best .song. lyric. ever.
infact the song is going on now

:)

MC Building Peaks - Orinoco FL
EDIT: "Then I'll teach you a lesson,
With my smith an weston,
school is in session,
I'll answer your questions.
"Will you be my dad Peaks I'm your biggest fan?"
To tell you the truth kid I probably am."

rapped by the whitest sounding brit.. lol.. marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Hang on, let me upload you the best song EVER. PERIOD.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/audio/?/mp3/732806339e2ae24e8d3a5677e952cd7a_cuntpuncheryesidohaveagun.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9bQFG-GBYs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Dear Tom Sellick,
The link you provided (see above) is rather dapper. I laughed and I cried.

Yours sincerely, Tom Sellick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# can you dig it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJggw8qoT6Q&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# No, as it is dense mineral deposit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# applauds.
GRABLAARG DAB RAGGA BAD BADDIE ROOOAAAAOAOW
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# To get to the other side . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Link borked
goes to cr3ation, not b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/whyaduck.jpg

And...it's still a bit small to figure out? Prob me being dim tho
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# works for me on refresh
or is it just somehow in my loaded images?

Dirty Duck - the most abusive cartoon duck ever...
www.toonopedia.com/dirtyduk.htm
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Right you are !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be said

Please dont ban me.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# this is why the picture side of the site sucks
it's all been done to death and now they're stuck trolling out this shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# not to deliberately insult you there, you realise
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# He's a duck
He's dishing out abuse.
Whats your idea then smart guy?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# no i mean you did nothing wrong there and i didn't mean to insult you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Nae problem
:)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# well why don't you piss off back to talk and take your opinion with you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# i'm sorry i didn't realise segregation was in place now
you ovum brained spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# You were the one that introduced the concept by saying theat the 'picture side sucks'
implying that talk/qotw/is better.

Now cease trolling and leave the people that enjoy the 'picture side' alone.

And please do better with the insults.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# it's not really insulting when it's accepted as fact.
:D


mother told me not to come, she said, tht aint no way to have fun noo ooo waaaah that aint no way to have fun
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# pffft!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# It's only the compo though
not the entire board.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# yeah but it means that the genuinely amusing posts are often swallowed up by those done just for a weak compo
the popular page does help to address this though
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Aye, I agree.
Although the compo posts die down as the week goes on...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# This is a good challenge idea.
it isn't a cakebake
it isn't a nsfwtoapfest
it isn't a shopamovieposter

I like the challenge, and your entry!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# What is a
What's a cakebake and a nsfwtoapfest? (i get the nsfw bit but not the rest)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# cake bake was the cooking challenge
toapfest text on a picture festival. Tartcards.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# the cooking one was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# awesome? It was only good in the fact that the board wasn't flooded
with badly shopped posters.

But I disagree that it was awesome. It was an excuse to post photo's of their dinner, and there is nothing awfully funny about cakes.

I stand by my whine about that one. Pylons turned out better than expected.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# aye well if you whine about all of them eventually you'll find one that you can have some conviction in
an image challenge ought to be challenging, the cake one was, as with every compo some were funny others were shit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I don't whine about all of them.
I think I whinged about crabs and pylons and cakes. That's about it. I moan about the gladiators, beatles and graphs but not that much.

And there wasn't a funny cake. There was a couple of cakes that got shopped that were funny, but that was out of the challenge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# whatever
i've just gone back and read the voting for this competition and i don't see why this got voted for, only two people seem to have been interested when somethings got much more interest.

fuck it. its not like i'm going to enter it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# link?
i missed it, was there a thread on /board for the challenge?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8589577
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# ta!
it seems none of the suggested were all that popular and both steampunk and ducks were fairly popular ideas. Both better than what was suggested.

Just suggest it as an image challenge later and spam the board with vote now and make a couple of images for it.

I was winding up to that with the aus challenge, but I saw a couple of ideas I liked better and didn't do it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# It sounded like a pretty limited idea to be honest.
Something can be a good idea, make a tolerable bandwagon but just doesn't have enough scope to be an entire challenge. The DUCKS ARE CUNTS thing is funny and bizaare until you start seeing it again and again...

Also you realise Wu Tang spell it Clan, presumably to remove any affiliation with the KKK.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# In highlander
its spelt Clan because thats how its spelt.
In america its spelt Klan because they are illiterate and addicted to mcdonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Yes.
Yes there is.

www.sexi-vibes.co.uk/index1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# meh penises aren't thaaat funny
I have one and I don't see that much amusement in them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# you should try using it then. much more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# thanks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# you set 'em up i'll knock 'em down
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# It's early in the morning...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# That cos your
not using it right.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I mean that a drawing of a cock or a cake cock etc etc
isn't very funny! And I'm clarifying that I'm male.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Any idea which promotes
'PIKTOORS WIV TEXT'

is a shit and annoying idea imo...


But then again, I accepted this fact and moved on from caring a long while ago, so ho hum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# damn!
There goes my idea for 'LOLDucks with tits bakery documentary'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I see.
I didn't envy him having to pick an idea though, as everyone had their preferences, and there WAS a late shift towards F.

Also, some of the elder b3tans mentioned magazines had bindun.

I voted E. Can't remember what that was now.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i still wanted the steampunk one.
like many other people. this could be fun though. i like animal ones
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Im not trying to ruffle any feathers here (sorry)
but im pretty sure ducks have been done too. I posted 2 images that i've compo'd previously below too.
He's just a duck dishing out abuse, Im not all that bothered about the challenge, I rarely enter them and your right, I dont envy rob's job either in chosing them.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# to be fair
rob gave a choice of 5, abusive ducks was typed by someone i believe named to be wub.. as a joke choice 6 and, as things tend to do, it spiraled... and here we are.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# What's wrong with it? Tis good!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# nowt :)
it's just the image is having a go at rob when he really had nowt to do with it... other than way leighing to vote f peer pressure...

bbut who says abuse needs a logical reason!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# the duck is having a go at rob
and you are trying to hold a discussion with the duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I see no problem with this
I have held court with a field full of cows ducks should easily fall under my sway.

although the cows is a tragic tale.. as i lost there trust as the bull was in the feild and got jealous of the cows paying me attention, literally gathered round me, and started to charge me so i had to make loud screamy noises.. the other cows got spooked too.. never looked at me the same since.

tis a sad tale.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# *learns*
Cow psychology. I have a feeling im gonna have to remember this for some Withnall & I type shenannegins.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# lol
exactly the film where i knew how to deal with bulls from.. if they lied I would of been fucked/gored. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# LoL
Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# see
www.b3ta.com/board/8590579
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Had to be said?
Pleuvez-moi une riviere.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# morose squirrels? is that with or without tits?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# How can i improve this?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Make the branches more angular?
And less sausage like?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Needs more
gay.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *bumsexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Well, it's that time...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Once again Hedonism Bot Does His Daily Duty And Declares:
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Here's some more gay I'm working on
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Pfft/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# happy yaoi fun teim ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# And I'm getting better at drawing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Needs more
lube.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Blur
the rainbow colours a bit?
Looks good so far...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# They look better in the wallpaper version.
But i shall on this too, and make sure on the other
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# ^this
And add some form of subtle texture to them to retract from the paint-esque look of it.

Looking good thus far though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Thanks yoou
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# make the noose pink
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# haha :D
I do everything in gray and only the background in colour..although that tree looks a bit brown..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ^this also.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Leave out the duck . . .
It looks like you want . . . that's fine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# two tone the rainbow. It looks harsh
but otherwise nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Thanks, i'm going to work on it tommorow morning
i will keep all this in mind, and even make a pink noosed version just for bloop and tu9.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Don't try and draw a tree from your mind.
DO SOME FUCKING STUDIES OF A TREE. IS THAT MEANT TO BE A TREE? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FUCKING TREE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Also, those colours are far too harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I have always been shit at drawing trees.
I'll try again though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Try
'shopping an appropriate tree image and turning the brightness right down so it's just black/grey.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Do some first hand studies. It's the best way to improve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Suggs
Bigger, more even tree - it looks 'forced' to lean this way; smaller man; more graduated rainbow; bigger noose; The bold red leads the eye away too much - maybe try a ground of some kind (like windows wallpaper?); I do like his stance and 'expression' (if you can call it that from the back).
Branches are hard; I'd suggest looking at lots of pics of real trees, and cribbing one.
HTH;

Nice concept
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Hehe, looks like i need to do a whole re-do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] They're actually bulletholes
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# they look like really really small fried eggs.
:)

do you think a whore duck fits the compo?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Probably/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] you can pay her to be abusive...


Click for monitor rape (117KB)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# cor nice breasts
little hoisin, spring onions and a pancake and we're laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmm lovely!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Could very well be a surfer !
QUACK ! ! !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Surfer of DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# that's awesome
what did you use for this?

edit: i thought you'd drawn the whole thing but i'm not sure now. woo either way
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# http://www.sxc.hu/photo/592872
And PaintTool Sai

And my graphics tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# thanks
i shall investigate
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] _
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# poor rancid
i can't imagine crab sex is much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Jack Ass !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Aduck Hitler
(DrOccer, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# He implemented many drake-onian policies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# the goose holocaust is not to be laughed at you terrible cunt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# but they liked geese, didn't they?
that's why they stepped like them
unless they were just mocking the geese
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# it was all just a big cruel joke
geese are people too goddamn you you nazi motherfuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# to the..
geese chambers with them
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# again i don't think this is something we should make light of
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Needs a duckstash
you know, the little one under the nose...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# it's late,it's dark
so time for something morbid

donated abuse gratefully recieved
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Ooh, that's nice.
Well, it's not, obviously, but I do like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# sorry, no abuse for you
that's fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
#
awww!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Oooh, such lovely inking and such.
I enjoy this. MUCHLY
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Thats ace :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# You're right . . . this is badly well done !
Dark face on the right has way evil eyes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# looks painful
but good otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] El Desperado


Probably a bit too subtle if you are not a Robert Rodriguez fanboy?
(champagnerocker, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# not so much subtle as the wrong compo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I know...
...I've been away for a week. I need a chance to catch upo and get back in sync.
(champagnerocker, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Ducks?
Speaking of scheming desperados



(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Cow. hang on - I mean duck.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# toppage shoppage!
it looks like a long-abandoned muppet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Ta very much.
Long abandoned in a well would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Sigh
Such hate for the woman...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Quite right!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Too late for a political debate
But I'll happily say that Thatcher was the best PM since Churchill.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
Right. I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :( Not seamshorses then?
Good show though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# :D
*kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I can see a couple of seams...
Try being a bit neater with the lasso tool.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Shopped photos only
very nicely.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# V. kind.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# We are having a party
when this fucking old bastard finally snuffs it. All I wish her is an early death.
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Just Wacky!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quicky before bedtime, goodnight everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Tee hee
The bastards win at scrabble, too
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and nasty before bed
I am Duckros, emperor of the Daleks (do mind that silent L)

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# ha. the ducktor will be helpless!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Oh, full marks!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] A picture of some fucks ducking......Wait.....
(Madlyinsane, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Superb
5 days...you're gonna slot right in.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] i took an actual picture of waterfowl intercourse!
They were geese, mind you, but still... goose wang!
Geese making sweet love
And it was at a children's zoo too, for shame!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbit is fully prepared, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Who lives in the East with the willow tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i m rising here.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Did you like the
sexist joke I copied and pasted for you?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# obviously not a duck
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# A panda shouldn't panda with another panda's panda.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Ahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# top work, you fellow there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I won't start a new thread, but...
but...



Click for my site
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I
was waiting for this.
(cactusrob, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
# so was i
i just didn't know it yet... Butters you fucking loon, you've just made my pub-fuelled night even better.

*salutes
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I as quoting this to my sister today.
She just didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
# She'll get it when they come to her in the night...
quacking and gnawing
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Speaking of which:
I was chasing ducks once while drunk and yelled "We've got them cornered. They'll never go in the river!"
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# you can kind of see why
though, obviously she's missing out
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I save my clicks for
the special posts.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha
highly abusive ducks there, good work
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# THIS MUST WIN
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Oh my god
I love this to death!

*clicks lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Misa misa?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Exactly-exactly.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misa_Amane
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# woo!! i love that film
who lives 'neath the shade of the willow tree
(Cluster, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Im sure
The fellas will identify with this one:
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# "I wish i could be the ordinary sort of comedian you know,
"Don't you hate it when the ladies ask you to go shopping for the tampons, fellas?"
If I tried that shit with my girlfriend she would be like,
"Aren't you the guy who fucked a midget once because he thought it would be funny?!"

...

"Yes! Yes I am! What size do you need?""

/doug stanhope sicko blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# HAHA
Plus points for perfect punctuation!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST INSITST.
Also tl;dr. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# INSTITS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Oh.
shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# /UNSHITS
aaaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)
# sexism is no thing to joke about little man.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Incorrect,
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

EDIT: BTW your the sexiest thing ive seen on b3ta. But dont think that means I regret my sexist outburst. :P
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Ooh teh spelling ninja
shame he missed the apostrophe from 'IM'
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# FUCK
OFF

:)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] duck.. check. abusive.... check.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Ive pissed on his leg.
/My not be factual.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Real
(ormondroyd, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# it's real
i saw it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Ooh
I thought the FBI had seized that pic
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# abusive, how?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# abusing the compo guidlines?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# He's
attacking the man on the ladder. That's what I'd call abusive.
(cactusrob, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)
# i don't think the guy on the rope ladder's too happy about the situation
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] he really was a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Arf!
Double evil for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# pffhaha
"something of the night"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# A complete
cunt in fact, and still is I hasten to add
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

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