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# Strangely looks quite like the janitor from the Muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ha ha, great stuff brian!
The more closely I look the more wondrous that gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I wish for him to hic
and perhaps a bubble to form upon his curiously curvey lips
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I have to say as a totally geeky looking 20-40 year old, he's aged in to a very debonair looking guy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# 20 to 40!
Just say Mid-thirties....cut the crap, jack!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Well the average would be 30:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Whaoh
His nose is as big as a House!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# That's a nose!?!?!?!?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# He does look happy though,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# He looks like he's BEEN happy
HAPPY SLAPPED
poor bastard
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I said to my girlfriend,
"I'd like a little pussy"
She said "Me too, mine's as big as a HOUSE!"

/predator blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Where have I heard that before?
/never mind
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# What have you done to house!!!!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Haha :D
Why am I imagining him talking in yogi bear's voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] new(old) door
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Is there
an old piano that nobody plays behind it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *Boom Boom*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# If this is a knock-knock joke . . .
you start it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I heard a stunner the other day
Why are pirates called pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# cause they
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *yays*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# But why are they?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^thisness^
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# wotcha mateypeeps
how's it diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'm pretty ok.
Just got back from work.
The Missus is away.

It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I finally got a holiday, first week in three years.
Stayed at my bosses flat in Cheltenham. He neglected to tell me that it was a building site!
Furnishings included beds on the bedrooms and a kitchen eith nothing what so ever in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# 3 years!!!
I had a week off last week, and having 2 weeks in Sept!
I get 31 days a year!
But your job is not exactly hard though.Is it/
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hehehe
everyone thinks that! Ther's a lot more to it that meets the eye.
I do all the marketing, advertising and pretty much run the whole show. Ther's also thee 15 hour days that wear you down over a period of time.
Additionally I oversee another hostel four times the size of this one, one pub and two flats.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I hope the pay is worth it!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# A gentleman doesn't talk about money
Yeah I make a bundle:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# is that supposed to be impressive :P
PS i wish i had two weeks off in september...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I knew you'd have to chirp, up!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I'm actually taking another week off in September.
I'll either go back up to Cheltenham as I really quite liked the place or go abroad to foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Go abroad.
Get a tan!
Then watch it fade after on 15 hr shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Don't talk to me about tans!
I have the van driver's tan from having my desk side on to a south-facing window!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# that pirate accent you always hear
that a devon/cornwall accent isnt it,i mean,all pirates couldnt have come from there yet they all sound like that in the crappy films
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# DUH!!!!
pirates of penzance
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# never heard seen it
is it a play or something like that?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I seem to remember seeing on QI that the whole pirate accent thing
stemmed from the guy that played Long John Silver in a 1940s version of Treasure Island.

EDIT: Talking of pirates, speaking as a Pastafarian there was an article about The Church of the FSM in New Scientist this week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Fry for God
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I'm a member of his facebook group:)
Did you ever see the doco he did about bipolar Manic Depression?
Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I did indeed dear dude
delightful
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I have
a Stephen Fry talking alarm clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# THat's nothing.
I get Stephen Fry to come round to wake me up every morning and make me a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Lizzy gag gif tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# theyre both
freemasons
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# So's TGA
But they're all lesser to us Liverymen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# men made of nothing but liver
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I know
It's offal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# She just can't take a compliment . . . can she . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I am ris-ing like a good 'un.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i can't for the life of me remember why i put the queen in this pic
if someone can explain it to me i'd be grateful too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hehe.
Nothing like a good bit of self-ris-ing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# self-ris-ing flour
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Knock knock
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# come in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# come in who?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Eileen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Dirty bitch!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Phat girl!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I have a friend who frequently tells the same knock-knock joke down the pub.
'Knock knock'
'Who's there'
'Interrupting slap'
....


It sometimes works :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I was half-expecting
Albert Steptoe to poke his head out
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Have a sketch


Done mostly while I was supposed to be working :) On A4. And with loads of mistakes, but who gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# this says to me
"i am an evil vampire who is about to rape and eat this beauty queen."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# fast fuds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Curse you you talented bastard.
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# very bloody nice indeed!
w/y/h!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I like the way he holds her . . .
neck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# good pic
but the tudors sux
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# That is extremely well drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Happy bee is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# happy bee has much to be happy about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Indeed he does!
Happy bee got laid last night.
Lucky happy bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# lucky happy bee indeed!
/forgotten what her bits are for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Bee's a big'n !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry....STILL can't make 'em smaller :-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# wouldn't.
at all.
ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Agreed
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# EVEN GORDON'S DONG HIS BIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# even gordon bit his dong
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Are you using Gimp ?
Then use
Filters
Animation
Optimise for gif

then save it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# wood
btw it's 90k under the limit so it's fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
#


Thanks to Bloop for the original
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# FREEEE BASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# get ready for a surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# lol!
absolutely fantastically well done sir :D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ___HA!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# two weeks
two weeeeeeeeks
(chippy time travel agents, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# ahahaha!
nice work on the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# pfffft
FREEBASE!!

I did the above image, now everyone's shopping with it - does this mean I created a b3ta meme? :o
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you've seen the logo
(cjvaughan cats, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hehe
did you enjoy cropping that twat?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# isnt that
what they asked robbie savage after he took out ronaldo?
(cjvaughan cats, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah but I got the impression that it'd been cropped many times before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hasn't it just
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# maybe that should be kids no more
(cjvaughan cats, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# DrZaarlon Once Worked In The Galactic Circus.
He Will Miss The Droste Twins.
[Edit: Nipples Covered. There You Go.]


[Clicky For Non Covered]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Nice.
But NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# shocking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# [ning/noon sir!
I'm just deciding whether to have breaskfast, or get pissed...]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I am with Felix
going to head for a late lunch and a pint with Dave shortly, before Rob arrives.

/blog.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# [ say hello :?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Still not Ok
Now their lady pillows are staring at me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# droste
because their nips look like dark chocolate droste pastilles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# [nay sir,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droste
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ah, i see.
they do look like droste pastilles, though.

also, i'm not a sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Didn't you read the new honour's list
You're now Sir Smash Monkey (bint order)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# majik!

[Zank approves]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# [woo...
..very Plympton-esque!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous enough?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Introducing, Hulk Wogan!!

prob for the 100th time
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
#
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# mmm
All the Baileys has made his tash milky
(yeahyeahmorris, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll be a lot cheaper


Click for bigger (322KB)
If they don't go to Ballfuckingmorral for christmas
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# TJ!
'ningles all. How have all you lully peeps been in my absence?

Is Ms. teh Wow about?

*woo image*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# who are you again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I was hoping you'd tell me
I can't quite see the label on the back of my undies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# They're marked C&A
so you which way round to put them on
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# God I must have had them on for a while
If they say C&A!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# who the hell are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm you
but better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# not hard is it, really...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# No
I should have set my sights higher really. Wow I had my first week off in three years!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# It's alright for some
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I went to sunny Cheltenham:P
And slept for a week:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# bugger!!!
you're back.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Yes
You can bugger my back if you must. Talking of buggering, I was bored last week and sent a text into Radio One and got two sent it to someing like 89911 instead of 81199. Now I'm being pestered by a doinatrix who keeps sending me texts costing me £1.50 per time. I'm sorting it out with my carrier (ironically Virgin) but it's still fucking annoying!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# What
kind of thing does she text you? Please don't think I'm after a free wank but.....
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# The adventure is back on
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha, what an obscure joke.
I don't think I can ever remember the name of the game!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Fantastic Contraption
Edit: I made one with testicles
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I didn't like that game. I couldn't understand it.
*goes back to Crayon Physics*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Catapults are your friends
FantasticContraption.com/?designId=311159
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# None of that mess means anything to me. How it catapults I do not know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# DrZaarlon Concurs
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Try these instead.
WAR TWAT (Unless you are epileptic that is, in which case this game will probably make you burst into flames)
Big Building Boom Blues
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Aha! What the hell, that looks cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Which one?
You should read the indie game blog

Usually a couple of little application games a day, and if you read back through the site there is probably a back catalogue which could last you several years.

(also if you like the flashing one with the spazzed up music, you should play cactus' games. They are mental and always have crazy synth and god knows what genre music)
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# War Twat. Oh, and cheers for the link. I'm still playing through the Eegra Indie Games at the mo, so I'll bookmark that for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# lol
War Twat! - The Twat aliens from Twattinell V - I sometimes call my daughter that (considering her name is Nell)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# i don't get it
there's a gap in my knowledge here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Psst...
fantasticcontraption.com
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hehehe
Nothing can stop purple ball now! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# gosh
Why is lazlo's shirt undone? Has he been doing naughty dances for purple ball?
(yeahyeahmorris, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# climbing is hard
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Not as hard as I am right now.
Mmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Without purple balls everything is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# YES
he will fix the bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# you can't go on the adventure either, the bridge is out
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Dammit!
*turns back*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# fucking shitty bridges!
*waves fits angrily*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# You will be!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# LOLCOKZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and simple for teh compo


apols to font nazis for font clash!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# well ya best
compo it then ;)
there be no "C" for compo on the post. yer best edit it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# thanks matey
well i am all of teh durrrr today
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Oh and I'll be having
the bangers and mash please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That sounds like real food!
Speaking of which, I'm off for chicken curry
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# EAT PURPLE BALL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# take bridge
... spoiler alert!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# yay! for adventures!
me and my purple balls are going on an adventure tomorrow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i can see why they are purple.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *GO WEST*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# YOU CANNOT GO WEST.
EXITS ARE TO THE EAST AND NORTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i cast a magic spell
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You cast *FOUL WINDS*
(eats beans)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# GO NORTH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# KICK PURPLE BALL OFF LEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# can't they jump?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oh noes!
use the rocks!
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# haha
oh well, that's that then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ... Thats it?
oh well
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# haha
the purple ball's expression hasn't changed at all, yet somehow he seems more sad here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# tis
the downward look that does it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# apathy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I enjoyed this adventure
goodnight purple ball
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# christ, no wonder he has to go to sleep
anyone would be knackered after the busy day he's had
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# that was epic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# That was an awesome adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I love these threads of yours
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# > KILL GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You are eaten by a grue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# gandalf struugles
but he is no match for your superior strength and ultimately succumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Cooooeee!


Click for bigger (187KB)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# MUM?
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# i'm 100% sure this is
Michel Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# The shnoz!
look at the shnoz. It's the same as the kiddie fiddler international popstar
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# 10th August - Middle Class Cat Burglar
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha
Taking his swag back to Hampstead, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hehehehehe
being nutted with a pestle would have to hurt.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ha!
but what's a middle class cat and why would anyone want to steal one? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# the sex.
is great, low expectations
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ah
i understand
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this! Especially the recycled swag bag. Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# the cool thing is
that he has no eye balls :)
handy!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# actually, they've rolled back in his head. he gets off on stealling
so his is jizzing in his pants and that is his sex face.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
loons!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Lemonleg Stand
sorry if reposts
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# lol, banned from asda
hehehe

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hey Asda,
I ain't gonna be your bitch!

/Bill Bailey blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# heather mills has to flog cheap lemonade to make money
in the resession... i think...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yes, but I don't get the lemonleg pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Me neither.....
........think I'm missing something here.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# well I suppose her fake leg aids mobility.
but that's a pretty crappy joke.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# aids?
are you possitive?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I thought we just went through this...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# true.
i forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# she
has a bum leg, could be considered a lemon... don't know did this challenge a few months ago had to come up with something new lol
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I thought the idea was that it was gonna cost an ARM & a leg?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# arm
and hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

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