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[challenge entry] first the blitz....
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i like this!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I like this too!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Manhattan's twin laser towers were no match for the federation...
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Oh, if AT-ATs are permitted as robots now, I have about ten reposts for compo I could post

But I won't. Because they aren't.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Ya-boo!
8-(
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# empire, shorley?
woo yay!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# people died
not funny
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# For serious?
Welcome to B3TA...you might not like it here.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Sad little boat


Awwww c'mon fella it can't be that bad!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Little?
Sad?
The?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Fuck?
The?
What?

:D

Yeah not LITTLE only just noticed the man on the cherry picker! Observation skills: FAIL
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Most ships are manned by gnomes these days.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# he looks like an oompa loompa
it's the white dungarees that give him away
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# This reminds me of Garfield
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Haha what
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# i'm so upset by this...
i feel a tad unwell now
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# oh don't be
I'd imagine he'll have a little tug later

ba-dum tish!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Poor little chap.
Woo
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Jesus fuck
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# That is ship !
:D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Personally, I can't wait for it


Here's the horrid trailer for "Disaster Movie" with about zero original jokes
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ClanSoul? Why did you dye your hair?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I was about to tell you off for being mean then.
But as it's you I won't/can't.

I'm very confused.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It's the MASSIVE file size interfering with your
puny female brayne . . .

*glowers at Friz*


(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# puny? female?
say that again, matey, and i'll hamfist you in the spuds!
*goes all feminist*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# AAAHHH MONKEY SMASH!
*turns green*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that's a good colour for you
*accessorises*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# back to the kitchen woman!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# yes, kitchen
where all the really big, sharp knives are...
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's the smallest I could make it
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *shrugs*
bollocks but meh!


(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Well, if you can make it smaller, I'll be happy to post it
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# resize by 50% and click for big
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ^^^


(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Puny female brayne I may have, sire
but were you to tarry a while 'neath my gown thou wouldst find things of a feminine nature less puny in size.

Or: something less flirtatious like 'Grr Dave, you are mischief incarnate, be nice or I shall take you over my knee'.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# What, you've got a massive fanny?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# thingS.
We do tend to only have one each.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You have a massive fanny and clitoris then!
Also surely the fanny refers to the entire system including walls and cervix thus would logically be a plural.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Vulva. Singular.
Or at least, that's how I see it. You don't say a digestive system is plural, because you're taking into account all parts as a whole. I think it's open to interpretation.

Anyway, shush.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *spunkeths*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Points for understanding plurals.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *reads* *parses* *blinks*
you've got a massive minge?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You're as fucking bad as the other one.
How many vulvas do most girls have?

You should know better n'all. Having met a few.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# reminds me of a girl i know.
we call her KFC because she's got a family-size bucket.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I don't understand how it's possible.
Don't all girls do PC exercises?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# not her.
she's been had by every bouncer in the area, sometimes 2 at once.
and yes, i mean 2 at the front at once.
plus a baseball bat, or so i've heard.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *crosses legs instinctively*
I know it's stretchy n'all, but no. Fucking hell.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i know.
she's a right slag.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# we know an albert hall
because she can fit a penis, a 5000 strong audience and the london philoharmonic orchestra
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# heheheh
like throwing a chipolata up an aircraft hangar.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i hven't the faintest idea what a vulva is, in all honesty
i don't need to know the name of all the bits to have an idea what to do with them
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'd say a 'minge' (terrible word, bad man)
would be a vulva, so the entire ladyparts package. Of which I only have the one. Were I Jake the Peg I might have more.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i find horrible words for ladybits funny
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Pussy's the best word.
After all, it's a lovely thing, it should be called something nice.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# They sometimes call it a kitty in America, which to me seems like a logical conclusion too far.
That just sounds weird and childish, like you are trying to interfere with prepubescents or something.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# better than calling it a kebab
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Most British men are very disrespectful of it
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, that would be a little too far for me.
You may as well just call it your Polly Pocket and be done with it.

Not yours, of course. One's.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I think the weirdest I ever heard was 'secret pocket'.
Although in fairness that was in some strange comic where a kid had found an inflatable love doll and was pretending it was a female ninja.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# its a very lovely thing
but being rude is funny. i don't like the word pussy though, i don't feel black enough to say it
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I only say it in the heat of the moment, really.
Ahem.

Otherwise I'd feel a bit silly.

Call it a minge around me though (not mine, obviously, just anyone's) and I reserve the right to glower at you.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i only ever use the word minge when accompanied by 'massive'
the two work nicely together. i think i just tend to call it 'ladybits' if i need to talk about it at all
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Quim.
Now that's a good one.

Especially shouted at the top of one's lungs.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Also horrid, in my opinion.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# That's surely the point.
If you shouted lady garden it wouldn't have quite the same comic impact.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I don't tend to shout things about vulvas.
The worst word for them would be 'clunge' if I did.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I still think vulva just sounds weird, like some terrible make of spaceship in a distant galaxy.
Clout is another particularly blunt one, but they are both too onomatopoeic to be easily misconstrewed as clean.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I think the vulva is the bit which looks like a regurgitating bird.
And the labia is/are the bits which look like folds of left over meat.

Actually scratch that, I have no idea what you call the insidey regurgitey bit.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# People joke about me all the time, I tend to just join in now.
It's a laugh, innit?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yes it is
you fucking cunt
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *cries*
*makes vectors*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
nice turn around
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I thought you'd like that :D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Thats the whole point of the internet
don't take it seriously :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# accrington stanley?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *sigh*

not another one of these shite films...ill agree to a bumming because i actually enjoyed "meet the Spartans"...mainly because 300 was so fooking rock!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# but 300 is hilarious in it's self
it don't need no parody
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# YOU POSTED THE OTHER DAY THAT YOU DONT LIKE LIFE OF BRIAN, AND NOW THIS?!
*Revokes film-goers license*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# i do not understand :(
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# All these "spoof movies" that don't even spoof anymore, they just retell the same joke
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# like scary poovie?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That was alright.. it spoofed the horror genre
But when you try to spoof a comedy (like Borat in Epic Movie, or any comedic scene in a film), you're just telling the same joke.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# borat isn't funny
its boring
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# O THAT WAS HILARYUS I CANT WATE 4 IT 2 COME OUT IN DA SINEMA
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# word
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I know...
but if people go and see them, they'll keep making them.

I watched 20 mintes of Epic Movie the other night and wanted to cry
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I could not find a Mary robot.


Click for bigger (237KB)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha JESUS 5 IS ALIVE!
woo!
*(where are my new icons? waaah!)
edit : that woman on the right (in the green) has a beard...
edit 2 : is that a chair infront of jebus? who's that chair for?
edit 3 : WHERRE ARE MY SHINEY NEW ICONS!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i, too, am waiting for icons.
*taps foot*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *turns tap*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# jebus - lol
I believe the chair was for Simon Cowell who was judging big JC on his ability to perform hip hop, but he nipped the loo when Da Vinci started painting.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# mary magdatron?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# This compo has suddenly changed into 'robots in art'
/ac ;)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Jesus is not history
jesus is stories
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# jesus was nailed to some wood, book sales are still good
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# well, we've only had photography for about 150 years.
history is much older than that, so in order to put robots in images of historical events we kinda haveta use paintings and suchlike.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ARGH!
RANDOM SWEARING!!!!

CFB


(We were drunk/stoned)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Go to your room.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# There's a lot of people being ordered to rooms at the moment. I'm still alone in mine.
Wanking, I would have thought.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
Swearing M & M tiem, please.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if i slip this in here


Wanted to put a laser firing out but it looked like crayon. Any tips? Using Tattyshop Elements.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# certainly
*fetches lube*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Thanks
Was very sore last time.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Click
clickety click click!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# 4 clicks!
Does that mean it's armed or disarmed?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Laser beams are mostly white with a fringe of colour.

at least, that's what looks right.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Thank e
I shall now be putting lasers on everything.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# thank you westwood for pimping my ride!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Now
drop da bomb!!!!11

Really dislike Westwood
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i always imagine he's retarded and speaks like a mong
and it improves the radio show 100% :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Haha
I need to employ that tactic! Yays, Radio 1 is going to be slightly more listenable on Saturday and Tuesday nights!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I approve of this message
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nicely!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# BEWARE TEH LAZORZ


I like it as it is.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Oh laser bunny
OH yes!!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Beware of the Chinzilla!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha, I still love this!
I also wish I had a chinchilla.

Shall I get one, I wonder? I might do.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# they bathe in dust, you know
and are all of teh fluffeh.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Yep, partially my reason for liking them so.
Anything that thinks it's cleaning itself using what is essentially more dirt gets my vote every time.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# my ex had one
he cried like a baby when oscar died.
still gave me his tarantula, though.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# is this what you meant?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Now
that's just showing off.
Go to your room.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# sulks
and shuffles off.

woo to yours by t'way
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Thanks
You may now have pudding.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I like this a great deal.
The mighty Tribs would be proud.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# the ultimate arboreal predator?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Carnivorous tree frogs.

They can bite your head clean off, *and* fuck your granny
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# yes, but
can they get the nails out of the coffin?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# They are nailing specialistststs
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# BONNET!
that is all.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# thats well shopped and deserves a woo!
Woo!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The true inspiration for st Pauls...
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahah, ace :D
I'm going to pea mine here.
GO MECHAHITLER!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# what about the jews?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You must think I meant "Die, Jews" and put half in English and half in German,
but I got halfway through writing "DIE JEWS" and realised he'd be speaking German, and decided to make him say "THE JEWS" instead because it sounds siller.
:]
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Haha, I figured as much
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Dr Zaarlon
I know, I know, it's the last one I've got for today, ok?

(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Jesus, that's horrifickly ace!!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# You're so easily pleased
this bodes well *gropes*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# woo
these are good

did rev, jes tell ya ive offered my services incase you need help with the horror
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# It's really up to him, it's his gig
I'm fine with the two others I've got left though, ta.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# coolio
give us a gaz if you need me
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Lovely zombieing Cap'n!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Chars me dars
Nicely on your results :D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Thankyou ^_^
I'm very happy with them.
I could have revised for them, but I kinda just didn't :/
I know I could have done better but I passed everything, anyway!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Oh wow*
That works really well!

*being an exclamation of surprise, not an odd greeting to the poster...Hai btw!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :D Hai thar
cheers to all, even I'm boring myself now.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# nicely, nicely

those eyes creep me out
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I'm going to redo you
more zombielike, less demonic pimp.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# cor

I could do with some redoing
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I think he looks better like that
*has no idea who the fuck he is*

:D

you're mistress of your art.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# What a compliment, thankyou!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# milky white alabaster eyes...
verra nice work cap'n! have you done me yet?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Not yet
I did do Monica Bellucci though, a while back

(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# phwoar.......
i'm in love
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# She is MINE
but you may borrow her.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# promise you won't break her before i get a turn
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Not any of the important bits
she might have a few bite marks. Couple of shackle sores. Nothing too bad.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i guess i can live with that.
exam went ok-ish. i think i passed but i'm a bit worried
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I didn't want to raise the issue in case you didn't want to think about it
either way, I still think you're lovely.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# you're too kind :)
i'll keep you posted
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Good man.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I.O.U 1(one) SEX.
this is ace.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# You owed me one anyway, N
don't kid yourself ;-)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# in that case, i'll make it a really good one.
how about i throw in a bit of extra bondage?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# \o/
if you can hold me down, I'm yours. I've only ever met one other that could.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# i've still got a fair bit of weight to lose
if i sit on you, you ain't going NOWHERE.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# \o/ Say that in Randy Savage's voice
and I will probably get down on one knee.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *adopts the voice of teh Savage*
you're my wife now!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Nice.
Of course I mean gross, but in a nice way...
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
that is damn freaky!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Aaargh!
In a good way.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# AAAAARGH! Real Monsters!
I miss that show
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# me, too
the gromble was funny as hell
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :D
Krum was my favourite.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# he was the most sensible
i loved the way ickis used to freak out
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# This is aceness
I'm currently listening to Scott Walker - Jesse...

The melodrama of the music combined with zombie Doctor Zaarlon is giving me quite the fear...
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D
I may make a collage of these, if I get enough together.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# An army of the undead!
*glees*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# this place has got teh worms
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *chases*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# are there new icons out?
edit:sorry how rude, thats awesome :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# There are
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Yep
:D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# so undies, bees and what else?
i liked the mario ones
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It's on the front page...?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# oooo i never look at the front page
the nuke was awesome. i like the ghost too... i shall donate come payday :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Caewan's donated for me :]
I got rappola and petehix a set each and couldn't buy one for myself.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# bees
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# See FP, lazyboy :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Eeek!
*stands cringing atop chair*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# this is making me think of poltergeist
*boke*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hahah! that's so cool
/sounding like a teenager but doesn't care

Also- We just had thunder here :D it's gone that ominous dark/weird colour out

Edit It reminds me of one of the Simon the Sorcerer games where he meets woodworms
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# unfair!
i LOVE thunderstorms!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# We have rain now
Cor.

Me too actually, though it has to be said it's much nicer when you are sat inside wrapped in a duvet ;)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# i love sitting in the car at the beach
watching the lightning over the water, with the waves crashing.
a spliff goes down nicely about then, too.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# That does sound nice
Though I'd probably be quite nervous sitting in a metal box
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# that's where the spliff comes in
you don't care by the time you've finished smoking it, but you do have a terrible urge for ribs from the chippy down the road.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# i love having sex during thunderstorms and pretending that i'm concieving the anti-christ
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# really?
i thought that was just me!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Not here!
Where's here for you?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Derby

Edit: OOH! second lot of thunder :D

Did I metion we have a bash coming up?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# "If you've got a problem, stuff a worm in it"
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Excellent!
WURMZ!

This needs one of those adaptations where the worm appears to drop down into the response below the original post.
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# Haha make it come out of your cock
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# Haha
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# if you give me a minute..
is this new-thread worthy?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Just use it at your standard hat
:)
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# testing
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# Haha
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# YES
:)
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# :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# one day i will get round to releasing badges on my site
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# Very nice!
*click*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] JFK3K
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(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# May I suggest b3tards.com
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# fucking imageshack fuck
installing Microsoft Office my arse
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ah this is where you're having the trouble.
YOu need to install it, instead, on your computer.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# i believe it's better suited to arse
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I thought Wogan week was over?:P
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# it is
but while the QOTW says smash wogan at the top, i'm keeping it!

i'll change it back later.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hehheh, MST FTW :D
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :D
I've not seen MST3K for a while :)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# first image post
think thats sorted it
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Nicely remedied.
Have seven n00b points.

Welcome kitten. never leave a chair. you'll pull up a shop.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# fresh meat, eh?
*readies lube*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# lube!
*readies scoop of lye soap and backs away*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeere, piggy, piggy!
you gots a purdy mouth
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ha
Does this river go to Aintree?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# :D
Dun good
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure I'll get many a RIS for this
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Is it an...
...image of the Hadrian's Wall-building robot?
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# Yes.
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# Pfff
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# :)
Fantastic contraption is great!
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# FANTASTIC!
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# That game annoyed the hell out of me.
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# Adrian Paul?
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# Yays
I gets
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[challenge entry] I know this is badly done....
but I couldn't resist.



Click for bigger (65KB)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :)
its funny.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I fear your leet skills
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] CFB
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# there was another thread here just now
I'm sure of it
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# aye
but the pic upsets peeps so i took it down...
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yays and the view would be great too.
HAve a very old compo entree.

(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# haha
awesome.

(why doesn't awful mean full of awe?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# it does.
awe c.1200, from O.N. agi "fright," from P.Gmc. *agiz- (cf. O.E. ege "fear," O.H.G. agiso "fright, terror," Goth. agis "fear, anguish"), from PIE *agh-es- (cf. Gk. akhos "pain, grief"), from base *agh- "to be depressed, be afraid" (see ail).
The real question is why awesome means good.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# erm...
...What he said.
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# then why does awesome != awful?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahahaha
Need one of those immediatly!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I think the tea would get cold before you finished the cup though.
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# oh bugger yes, great point, but you could sit in it
Maybe this should be a scaled invention for those tacky souvenir stalls on Oxford Street?
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# Good Call!
"
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# haha Hot Tub
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "Don't throw... those bloody lasers..at me!"
with apologies just incase

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# This
Gets a click!
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# phew
Ithangyew!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Terminators.
Thaaaaah-sands of 'em!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# jones?
jones?

I know you're not dead Jones, I've seen you!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Don't shoot until you can see the reds of their eyes!
WooYay!
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[challenge entry] It's a robot, Because It's got a laser penis.


Click for bigger (106KB)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
what?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I must admit
I was wondering about that myself.

Also: needs more punctuation.

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# Oh Noes!
Laser piss is the worst!
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# Hahah what is happening
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# Sorry if everyone has asked
...But how did you get on with your GCSE results? I've not been on the board so much lately.
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# Those damn cats
Stealing their eyes.
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# WHAT?>
OHGOD.WHATISHAPPENING??WHAT?

OH GOD.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# haha
lazer.
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# your lunacy amuses me
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# you cant argue with that.
woo!
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# POPE IN JAPAN FETISH SCANDAL


and it's bath time for me now yay
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# *tries to rotate speech bubble*
*cant*
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# pfft
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# Haha
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# arf!
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# hahah
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# ^ I concur
Hahaha!
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# ahhha
ninja'd
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# :-P
nice work. love the pun!

you lacist
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# HAHAHAH!
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# Nothing to Declare, officer!! (Click Thumbnail for BIGGER animated .gif)
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

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# HOw the shuddering fuck did you manage to get that to one and a half meg?!
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# "Shuddering fuck"
I've never heard that before! Is it ok to steal that for use in the pub later tonight?! I'll borrow if you prefer.
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# B3ta is fully compatable with Pub.
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# Yays!
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# .
it's a perfectly cromulent phrase....
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# Hahah
/Springfield
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# Sprungfeld!
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# Blimey
I use that all the time and I didn't get it from b3ta.

I'd be tempted to call 'regional term' but I'm from up norf and he's a dirty southerner!

Must just be you ;)
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# I'm from the Midlands*...
All regions covered!

*I don't usually shout that fact out O_o
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# Ooh, then you have no excuse
As I too am in the Midlands.

Are you coming to the Derby bash this October?
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'm not sure at the moment
as things are kinda up in the air with house movings and such. Would love to of course.

I'm down in Worcester, so Derby is hardly any distance (in fact I'm in Chesterfield tonight - woo!)
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Doooooo it ;)

I shall get my hopes up accordingly
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Haha
No worries! Thanks, I consider myself cordially invited, shall keep you posted! I'm still a b3ta bash virgin. Be gentle.
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Don't fret
The lube's already ordered
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Thank Christ!
The misses won't suspect a thing if there are no chafing marks!

Yays! *Gets excited in the hope that I can make it*
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# TBH..
I don't really know what I'm doing when I use CS2, all I've learnt is off my own back without lessons. And this is one of my few attempts at making a .Gif file. I just cant seem to optimize it it without losing the quality :-(
(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Jesus H Corbett!
Hahaha!
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