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# Hooray!


I am off down to Dorset, for the Great Dorset Steam Fair! Try not to miss me too much.

Cunts.

Love,

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# \o/
Have fun

I went to a Steam fair last week. I was surprised by how ace it was

Right, Pub o'clock for me.

Tatty byes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# PART-TIMERS THE LOT OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'M STILL HERE
although I am taking 3 weeks off in a week or so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Actually, I have a 2 day week next week [/hypocrisy]
edit - 3 weeks? for a holiday? too long. far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# woo!
I want to be that cat in my next life
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Have a lovely time
Bring back some steam for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# have fun
anyone in east anglia should get to the mediaeval festival at Pensthorpe over the weekend, is always fun
(trickyric, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I might just do that.
What day?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ooooh, lucky sod!
I had mine last week. Spent 4 days eating full english brekkies, walking around lancaster, liverpool and various parts of the lakes, and meeting up with members of my family I only see once a year...

I think I need another break.....


oh, and that pic is full of WOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Sounds like fun :D
Have a nice time
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# the look on his face makes me grin like a loony.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You mean you're not going to see the Prof's band gig on Sunday?!
You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Oh.
THIS Sunday, or NEXT Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Heh, thats mintal
Have fun with the prehistorical robot contraptions! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAT HEAD FACING THE ROAD!!
Or you'll has dai!

as you were
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Hasta la vista...abey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] sort of related
and not worthy of it's own thread

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Hehe
"Your clothes and your beard give them to me now"
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# friday aft'noon chortles
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Oh my...
O.O

Edit: How rude of me! WOO! + *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ranting food trough mong.
Nicely. But a tad gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahhahahaha! iFuck
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# iGag
rather
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahha, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# plus
its a handy metaphor for what you'd want to do to chris martin's daughter when she's legal!

/b3ta, I love it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# pfft
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# lordy
top stuff!

*click*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Fuckin' 'ell
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Haha
nicely done, have a woo and a click
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Hahah, take that, assple!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Bloody hell
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] a long time ago.....................
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Beatle bots will destroy
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Destroy what?
Seemingly sane people's understanding of the difference between 'sort of ish good, maybe' and 'OH MY FUCKING LIFE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i have no idea what they are going to destroy
and im not sure i understand what you mean by the other bit
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I think it roughly translates as
'the Beatles are overrated.'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oh right
i thought that was what was meant and i must say that i agree
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I AGREE AND I LIKE THIS IMAGE, THUS MAKING THIS A MOST AGREEABLE THREAD
Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ^This
I think. What are you on about Cap?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# MUMMYDUMPLING!
I couldn't text you back, it wouldn't let me.

I'm going on about everyone loving the Beatles when they're not really that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Guessed as much, so definitely ^this
Why wouldn't it let you text back?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Kept saying it failed.
I might try again later. CAn I save the number?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Of course :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I LEIKS TJE BETILS THEY HAVE MSUCIS TO MY EARS OLOL.
np: Witchcraft - No Angel or Demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# They're alright
nothing special though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# So much better...
...after they discovered drugs. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# The Beatles?
Nah, I never understood the attraction.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Well easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# heh
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# He has a lovely talking voice though
/Thomas the Tank Engine hasn't been the same since blog
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Pfft!
Didn't an interviewer once say to Lennon, "What do you think when you hear people say that Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world?" To which Lennon replied "he's not the best drummer in the Beatles".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I thought that cunt Macca said that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Listening back to it in my head it sounds like Lennon
but I could be wrong. It's got that slurry quality Lennon had.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Nope
It was Lennon.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I stand corrected
But Macca's still a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# pffft
rumour has it they got him to replace Pete Best who was better looking and getting all the female attention


some genuine rejected shots from the cover (unshopped):


Click for bigger (352KB)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# what you talkin' bout Willis?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I love you for stuff like this
*Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Turns out they were wrong.
www.google.com/trends?q=jesus%2C+the+beatles&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=1

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# i dunno
they're almost as big in polish it would seem
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Why so happy?
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahahah, WTF??
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# :D
comedy value of the thread has suddenly skyrocketed
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# +1UP
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# In the THAMES...?!?!?!!!111!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# No helicopter. Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# :D
EAR CATARACTS?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
This whole thread is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# YES
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# YES?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# YES.
I love this.
McBadger awarded it to me once :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
loon.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I saw that episode "The Soup" on the tube here
freaking hysterical. All of it.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Unexpectedly, that really did make me laugh out loud
Everything about that image, and used in that way, is bizarre and almost comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Horaj!
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# omg lol
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I'm sorry, where are my manners
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ah,
That's better!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# That's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# much better, excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# \o/
saved!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# yay and woo and lol and woot and omfg and btw and brb
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Silly thyrf
that is not a CDC.

*Edit* The first things I drew on my whiteboard was a CDC :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# quick, post a CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# This is clearly a fail.
Where is the CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# indeed!
no cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# NEEDS MORE CDC, FOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# quick! redeem yourself by drawing a throbbing man schlong
and cockballs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# then write a song about it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# later
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
Tenuous:


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Thats much cuter than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Cuteness is all.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# man, you are doing it wrong
not drawing a CDC as first image voids the hummus warranty!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] thats no moon!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Mmmm, Rasputin.
I didn't realise he was quite so big.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# You love it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I do.
I think it's the beard. And long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
#

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I love that
did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I found it in a history book.
It always made me giggle, along with this:

Click for bigger

This guy I found an an RE book:

Click for bigger (Also see Manson in the background, apparently)

And this is the icing on the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahah

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hmm
he was russia's greatest love machine after all
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Oh yes, and the penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# He's only 137k
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# OH RASPUTIN YOUR SO BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Haha,
and as if by magic Discomeats appears.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# yes, it's sexy time
so I thought I'd better turn up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Why didn't I get a memo?
I'd have worn my hotpants.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# HOT PANTS
red HOT pants

PANTS OF FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# WARNING
FLAMING PANTS ARE INDICATIVE OF UNTRUTHS
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# NICE PLUMP RASPUTIN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I did this the other day, I dunno if you saw:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oh that's a nice plump chicken!
and in it's natural aerial habitat :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# CYLON RAIDER OWL
IS ALOFT
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# RA RA RASPUTIN..
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN... apparently.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Oh, those Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# god dammit, I've got that bloody tune stuck in head now, thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# here you go
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

*runs*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# don't make me start reeling out annoying theme tunes....
...for example, remember the them to Dogtanian?

One for all and all for one, muskerhounds are always ready!
One for all and all for one, helping everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ahhhhgg
well I do now, thanks very much

*finds a happy place*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# yay for russian inspired disco music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaPqUMkoB4U
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Rasputin
was not the lover of the russian queen as many think *is ex history student* although it does make good rhyming
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Listening to the Rolling Stones reminded me of this urban myth



It wasn't true - but we wanted it to be!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Great story though...
and like all the best ones, completely made up

Bizarrely, I was just then listening to t'Stones too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *Edit* You have both entered
The Twilight Zone
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I was just listening to a Mick Jagger entry on Youtube
From stars in their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# pffft...
Mick jagger's entry

eeeewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# This!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE2VnNyvHhc

I subscribe to people who post archive TV, okay?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I wasnt knocking Stars in their Eyes
I was just making a vague sexual innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I got it.
Although I wish I hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# You got it, from jagger?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I was young and naive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# So was mandy Smith
which begs the question, why are the press not hounding Bill Wyman?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# noice
have a pea for your efforts
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Is it too late to slip this in?*
*actress, bishop
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# milla wished
the props department budget had a higher budget

see the original plastic blade
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I have a semi lob on from looking at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I have a one-and-a-half lob-on looking at this!
Mmmmmmm...Jovovovovovovovovovovovovich.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# mmmmmmm.... Jovovitch.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# would would would would would would would would
would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] noons all. apologies if bindun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# oooh, excellent!!!
classic Cylons FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ALL cylons ftw.
new and old.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# oh, don't get me wrong, I'm addicted to the new series, but I love the retro 80's charm of the old chrome suits and LED eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# did you see RAZOR?
it had oldskool cylons in it.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I keep putting it off, now you've said that I'm gonna buy it immediately!
(I remember there being on in the museum bit in a case in the pilot episode, and have been hoping for them to appear in the rest of the series)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Cavebot
(ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# googlesearch, well done
you win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# winner!
And I win sarcasm! Sweeet :)
(ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# you win the FAQ
read it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Bloody hell!
It must be hard being a fem-bot pretending to be a fem-computer in a man-bot world
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# "Femputer"
/pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm never going to get bored of this
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# why would you enter a picture you didn't make in an image-making competition?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *slow realisation*
Oh you naughty, naughty, naughty man. :D

Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Couldn't have been all that slow, Cap'n.
You both posted at 14:53 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# It took me a good few seconds
of which there are sixty per minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# er..
I am an idiot and do not understand, please explain, Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Abughairaib
badgas.co.uk/lynndie/england.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Google Lynndie England.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah
*penny drops*

I thought I recognised C3PO's gesture :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# well it looks like you and Scaramanga are as naughty as me, as you're the only ones that got it
war crimes can be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Add another naughty
and see me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# LOL WAR CRIMES!!!!
what was her name again?

Nevermind... Cap'n's just reminded me

*fwapps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *removes glasses*
*rubs bridge of nose*

He's aptly named. The making the kid smoke one still makes me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# sorry
no more war crimes today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# War crimes to your heart's content
I shall forgive you.

Why you're at it, gissa fag, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *considers*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Pleeeeeeease
I'll be your best captain. I'll give you a cuddle and tuck you in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# surely "tucking me in"
would defeat my intended purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it'd just give you something
to manfully break out of. GRARAAAR *chucks duvet* etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahh! oh damn... evil but very funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] sha-mowww!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
Lovejoy?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# LOL hahaha
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# haha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# "Tetchy" would have been funnier :P
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ME, I'm Tetchy
Tetchy, tetchy you
Me, I'm Tetchy
Don't know what to do

That was a-ha, though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Kryton Jackson
Smegging on small children's heads since 1982 :o
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# OMG it Lovejoy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Who needs a computer when you have a robot to operate your typewriter?
(ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Yes! while you sit around in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ^^ this
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS.
THE PURE SEXUAL THRILL.

I'm in a Joe mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I see nipple!
Was that legal back then?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Why does that robot look like he's biting his upper lip
like he hasn't USED THE GEL!?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I remember this from History class.
/failed GCSE blog
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hey, nice
edit : arg removed image the transparency didn't work
lady post
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# why is that lady dressed as an office lawsuit
why odes that robots leg/torso interface scare me

gog?

magog?

I'm scared

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# the good people at the CBC
from which you are leeching this image?
You know it's rude, right?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It appears we have a naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ponts to FAQ
Read it

Understand it

Follow it

(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# please read the instructions.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Henry v:8.0 had a bug in it's OS...

Edit: Bugger! Didn't notice that the Newsletter had been posted!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I just found myself saying that out loud in a robot voice.
This compo is fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahah
i just did the same
in a customer-facing environment :S
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Glitchy.
They switched to BSD after the 'unpleasantness'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# All he's saying to me is 'maamaamaamaamaa.......maamaamaamaamaa'
but I love it more like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha Hawkins hasn't evolved that well..he's got a flat tyre.
:D Get out of that one genius! lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# He has two!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# No. No no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# heheh, excellent
I remember seeing hte vid of that walking mech thing a while back... I don't think it would cut it on the battlefield :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
win.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The moon landing was faked if you look carefully there are no stars!

Come to think of it where does the wind come from?!
(Jeff Balls, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Aliens, duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# lol
^
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# FAKE
No Clangers
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Space typhoons, silly
otherwise we'd never get all the pineapples, they'd just burn up on re-entry to Mercury's atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Freddy Mercury?
He's pretty burned up..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Almost, but not quite.
Similar dress sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I wish we got no pineapples.
Pineapples are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# PINEAPPLES.
SHIT FRUIT.

*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# CLANSOUL
CONFUSED AND WRONG

*smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Speaking of ClanSoul,
I bought www.clansoul.com/ yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I'm vicariously spending enough on the web at the moment
no more to make my own website.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I was using sambennallick.co.uk
but no-one can spell bennallick.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It's TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# There was no wind. They held the flag up like it was flying with wire.
It then fell over when they took off in their spacecraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

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