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[challenge entry] i'm having trouble with this compo

*goes back to zombying*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# whoa
freckly
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea if this qualifies as compo but fuck it


5 minute job too. With extra shitness TOAP etc
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# oh my
that ain't no alfalfa.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
so simple! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Ahaha
i don't even know what film this is from

but i chuckled.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Of Mice and Men
John M is the bloke out of Forest Gumps simple brother. EDIT: Who likes rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Just wanna pet em George.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quicky from work where I only have paint.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Icy dead people!
Hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i have the flu and feel like shit
expect shit pics if i even have the motivation for those

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# THIS
is my BOOMSTICK!

edit: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Lord of the "Rings".
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Sky's Adventure - Page 4

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Big shoefingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I think I missed 3
Any chance of back-linkage pls?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# click for big
go to address bar
change '4' to '3'

voila!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# ...Bugger
She looks over the clearing and sees her plane burnt out. How will she escape now?

Either that or some big tentacle monster's going to fondle her into oblivion.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# What are you talking about?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# heh...
I guess I'm ttalking about whatever she see's she's gonna be screwed over.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I reckon she's just stepped out over a cliff edge
and is going to plummet, roadrunner-style into a deep crevasse with a fast-flowing river at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Speaking of crevasse. . .
I've got a the feeling I'd like to be a small golden idol for the moment :D
(OutlawV, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)
# hhmmmm.;.. it's either got to be so very nasty animals, or natives....
*waits for next installment*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# BRIDGE
This going to link into that "oh crap" bridge picture you did before, isn't it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# It's the sound of an elephant
doing a tubgirl impression
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
That would warrant Sky's scared silly expression.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
# And the fact that there's a frame
of wtf am I looking at
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ring trim.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Heh :)
You could really do a whole lot with hair that length...

*remembers the good old days of 2 feet long hair...*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hee hee
People always say that to me, I have hair almost that long and haven't had it professionally cut for 20yrs!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] MINDPISS - this keeps happening to me.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's no mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Of course...
...the deathstar wasn't run from a tape recorder back stage (or was it?).
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Something went wrong the first time....


Click for bigger (124KB)
No one spotted teh goatse!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# This compo is tricky
Good effort.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# This sounded sarcastic
it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Pisshelmets: now 17
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# OPTIVITA
spooocificooly dewelooped
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# 0800 00 1066
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# is that Hastings Direct?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why this amuses me

but it does.

edit:I predict a bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha me too :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Steve Martin has to be the most unfunny "comedian" in hollywood. But this post is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Made all the more distressing by the fact that in his heyday he was a comic genius.
The most funny thing he's been in recently was when Dennis Pennis got him...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I have seen a few stand up routines from earlier in his carreer that were funny, but all that has been eclipsed but shit like the remakes of Sgt. Bilko and The Pink Panther.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Bilko...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Agreed.
No amount of prior excellence can make up for Bilko.

Which is the real shame, really...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Bilko
Directed by Jonathan 'Yes Minister' Lynne for extra WTF's!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# And that was distressingly sad :(
/I loved Steve Martin more than anything back in the days of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and ooh yes certainly in Little Shop of Horrors when he looked weird because of his black hair blog.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ah, LSoH was perhaps the only film I can stomach watching with Martin in
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It is GENIUS
and he's the best person in it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Feeeeeed me Seymour!
That film is so weird but strangely watchable.

Love Dirty Rotten Scoundrels back in the day but not sure anymore really.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# He was very funny and then he got old.
Did you ever see 'the man with two brains'?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# damn... years ago... can't remember too much about it now.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# "I love k'you and you love k'me and we love k'both the same...."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Mrs Urmelnahae
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# When he puts the wax lips on the jar....
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# "It's not subdural hematomia! It's epidural!
God that gets me angry!"

I managed to find the song, I forgot about the odd dance he does: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2eE8eE9_LU
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# yep, me also
hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Arf. Me too.
I need to grow some hummus. This isn't worth it's own thread:

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yes :D
Oh, I miss the Candy.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# this so hard
That bit in Uncle Buck where he shouts at the teacher.

'have a rat gnaw that thing off your neck'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahh! classic film :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :D
Oh god I really fancied the rebel teenage daughter in that.

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# 'So do I, so does everybody'
/Withnail
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well pop in a "flap" pearoast



(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
That is my flap gnop!

Pea? I've not seen this before!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah I did this "28 flaps later"
on the day we did dozens of "flap" images.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# :)

click for source
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Just pull its arms and legs off, then squish the head and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# :(
NOOooo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I know...
terrible use of the apostrophe.

Gets that reaction from me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ahaha
:D awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This isn't working for me
:S

Edit: Excellent, I remember this.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You sound like my ex.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
And now it is working it's just not satisfying enough!!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Haha smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I've designed a new modem.
How much should I ask for on Dragons Den?

Tipex is the fount of all goodness.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# 17
easily
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# pence
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I was thinking lions

or seals, at least
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Don't be silly - should be Ligers or Manatees
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# The liger is pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah, I finally got around to seeing that recently.. A bit hit and miss, but not that bad :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Deborah Meaden's ritual execution
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Yeah, what a bitch!
With a large enough fax machine, I might be able to roll her into a pancake, and transmit her hideous face to an unsuspecting victim.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# with her vulva in a shoebox full of salt.
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# um.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# How much is a bath of tippex these days?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 17
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# that's right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I dunno but...
It should be nice and relaxing, with all those solvent fumes.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Stick some thinners in
Just for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# so, can i buy this?
do you own the patent?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I have over 200,000 patents pending on the loop of paper alone.
They are however completely spurious, and quite likely to result in my arrest and detention.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# whatever it is you're selling,
i want 99% of the business for my £0.05 stake
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Done.
And Done.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Off set, Paulie would don his mask, hat and sword.

If people only would have told him he wasnt really a pirate :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Quick!
Ninja the "of" to "Off"!

EDIT: And an apostrophe in "wasn't".
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# no one suspects the Grammar Inquisition!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# CAPTAIN WOW!!
your bird has escaped again!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Arrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


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(hamchicken&peas, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha!!
just got it!
*slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 1 Dr, 1 cup.
(Virulent, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I honestly have no idea what is going on
(__, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *advises to look up (and watch) 2 girls, 1 cup*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Well, let's see...
...First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And, Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her best summer dress out of the closet, and put it on, and went to town...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Pffffft!
God I've not seen that film in aaaaages.

When you think of the rubbish genre spoof movies they churn out these days, you really have to hand it to the Airplane crew....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Agreed
The Zuckerman films were brilliant. Now its "Scary Movie 7", "Superhero Movie", "Disaster Movie"...badly written shite to a tee.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# The Hot Shots films were OK
but were definitely a point on the inexorable downcurve of genre spoof quality.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# That and the Lethal Weapon spoof (Naked Weapon I think) which was a bit tame.
A little Zuckerman gem that few people have seen is "Top Secret", it stars a young Val Kilmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You dropped your phoney dog poo
what phoney dog poo?

aaah they don't make 'em like that any more...

LATRINE!

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Skeet Surfing!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Are you lonesome tonight
is your kitchen a sight

etc.

Aaah. I shall be sorry to see this thread drop off the bottom...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# What do you make of this?
Well, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a terdactyl...
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# The fog's getting thicker
AND LEON'S GETTING LAAAARGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Who??
Who throws a cupcake....honestly
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Get out of my scene!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha!!
*prints*
back in a mo...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Damnit
that has me singing "Underneath the mango tree me honey and me can watch for the moon"
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# bastard, now I'm singing it.......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Mango banana coconut...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# right..... lets all sing the old Club chocolate bar advert song:
#If ya like a lot of chocolate on your buscuit, join our club!#
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# YOUR FACTOID OF THE DAY...
In Dr. No, that song was actually sung by Diana Coupland, better known as the long suffering wife of Sid James in 'Bless This House'.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I did not know this
and my knowledge is now embiggened.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Also
her English was so bad, her spoken parts were dubbed by Nikki Van Der Zyl of no fame whatsoever.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Same with Goldfinger, Gert Frobe was over dubbed by Michael Collins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Michael Collins
is my dad.

Bastard never mentioned it.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Dammit!
I missed the "Great Bond Geek Off Trivia Challenge 2008"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)
# And during the filming of "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds"
Jayne Mansfield had to have lobsters removed from her arse EVERY DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# My grandad did that.
Got sick of lobster-this and lobster-that every fucking Sunday when we went to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# It's quite a hard job apparently
removing lobsters from Jayne Mansfields arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# from left to right
would, have
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

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