i'll buy two of the bald ones and one of the beardy fetishwears
postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:39,
archived)
SureWould you like some fries with your stock market fetishist slaves, sir?
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:43,
archived)
I am pelased by your new developmentsWhy don't you post the contents of her e-mails, though?
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 7:09,
archived)
BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:39,
archived)
there's one in every litter
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:02,
archived)
AYE-AYE CAPTAIN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:11,
archived)
ain't no joke like a fucking old joke. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:25,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Save the Economy"){kind=small}
Bleh
Morning gayers. Don't like how the dice came out, but life's too short.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:53,
archived)
Gets the point across.Better odds at the track if you used the/a basic system.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:57,
archived)
And it's in almost every cell in your body. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:52,
archived)
fuck. i forgot to draw the door. if you thought the joke was about there being no door well thats not true. i just forgot to draw the door.
(
d d,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:27,
archived)
i hired a guy to do that for you and he fucked it up.
postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:50,
archived)
Yay! A new toy for my collection.I have a k-mart, two houses, and now a bank.
Also
six blenders
(Also
six blenders
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:32,
archived)
oh i don't either. sorry.i couldn't think of anything for the compo and i wanted to be in the compo. i thought i could win.
( d d,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:34,
archived)
i'm winning this compo because i saved the economy.i build my own computer out of sand and then i kidnapped all the rich people's babies and i'm extorting everything from them and i'm going to kill the kids.
( postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:37,
archived)
i'm saving the economy......by drinking mass loads of Guinness, and then i'll move to Ireland and collect my reward.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:43,
archived)
HEY HEY HEY, "ROB" MANUEL AMIRITEFOLKS
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:44,
archived)
LET'S DO CRIME Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:04,
archived)
DEBAG THE ROTTER Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:21,
archived)
he explodes......leaving you a brain-dead vegetable on life-support.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:54,
archived)
this is the bug that bites you as you sleep......sweet dreams!...:)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:56,
archived)
New and improved
Toilet paper! Kindling! Kitchen roll! Non-stick post-it notes! Reading practice for kids!
Now available at your local post office.
Coming soon. 10 for £1!
Well donefor finding a picture on the web and hotlinking it for us to see it. b3ta needs more people like you.
(
Shlvng,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:31,
archived)
makingindiefilms.com needs the toilet paper/kindling money more than we do. postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:33,
archived)
aahahahahahahahahahanosorryIdon'tgetit
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:42,
archived)
Thank you.Thanks for linking a picture of a dollar bill and making me sit there wasting my time looking for some clever, subtle alteration that would have given your post some meaning.
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:46,
archived)
Fail, fail-fail and failing!Utter and complete fail with no amount of unfail unfailed.
Size, content, theme... everything. A failure of unfailing fail.
(Size, content, theme... everything. A failure of unfailing fail.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:52,
archived)
but do you like it?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:56,
archived)
Yes, I am fond of that era of etching/engraving.Currency examples are by their nature a little over busy,
however these still hold well in my eye. Some excellent
examples are on handguns and there are some who
still use that style on them, to great effect, to this day.
(however these still hold well in my eye. Some excellent
examples are on handguns and there are some who
still use that style on them, to great effect, to this day.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:01,
archived)
I agree.I have placed currency on my flatbed scanner and acquired an image at 1200 DPI just to take a look at the detail.
...and then I printed them and bought lunch! :D
(...and then I printed them and bought lunch! :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:07,
archived)
attention: you are...
...and it's illegal to copy money.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:02,
archived)
I was going to mention that/him above.Spread art! I'd take any upto 20's from
anyone with style. Can't see why not.
(anyone with style. Can't see why not.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:15,
archived)
exactly. but if we make some and sell it to people, we'll be rich. postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:26,
archived)
we could have our own stock market crisis.
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:40,
archived)
It doesn´t take much talent or effort to shop a picture, you know.
A sily and seamless shopped picture is better than an unshopped one.
ha ha......i was just watching that!...heh heh!... nice one!...:)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:46,
archived)
DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:56,
archived)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!......can't stop laughing!...:D
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:58,
archived)
THIS ALONE WILL SAVE THE WORLD ECONOMY Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 5:11,
archived)
oh like I could be bothered changing the wurds! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:26,
archived)
At leastAll the greedy wall street and stock exchange traders are feeling it too!
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:56,
archived)
I am greatly pleased by the existence of Polypolies.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:20,
archived)
Mr Goatse has gotten VERY loose, I see. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:57,
archived)
rich bastards going broke......HAAAAAAA!...HAAAAAAA!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 4:04,
archived)
Free moose meat with every purchase. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:53,
archived)
LOL/Isn't really sure what the 'rape kits' reference is about...
... but likes Peanuts. (a bit)
(... but likes Peanuts. (a bit)
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:54,
archived)
so many marbles!Google "Palin rape kits". One of the more shameful nuggets from her political past.
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:56,
archived)
OooohI just did, and it's not good.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:02,
archived)
Insanity by any other country's view point.Except perhaps Saudi Arabia.
Also
Pay as you go law enforcement
and rightsizing the tax burden.
(Also
Pay as you go law enforcement
and rightsizing the tax burden.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:57,
archived)
I'm still none the wiser.I think I'll vote for her to be Prime Minister.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:59,
archived)
More of a House of Lords pick, but perhaps not even that.She'd last less than 30 seconds in a Parliamentary Democracy.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:03,
archived)
Just educated myself...... and think that even the HOL would kick the fuck out of her.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:07,
archived)
I know she's American,but she could at least spell kids correctly!
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:55,
archived)
That's the main strut of her domestic policy."Have sex with my daughter."
how can you all berate such a beautiful woman.She is the poster child of the apocalypse -- a most treasured and eagerly awaited event
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:19,
archived)
i wouldn't rape that sad pig with your cock. postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:34,
archived)
We interrupt regular programming to bring you a public health message on behalf of the Ministry for Narcotics
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:40,
archived)
Warning: Drugs make you seriously cool. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:42,
archived)
this will not helpmost kids would love to be dinosaurs. the drugs are just a bonus.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:43,
archived)
HmmThe strategy might have to be reformulated.
New strategy: All drugs are decriminalised
(New strategy: All drugs are decriminalised
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:48,
archived)
yaaaay!*o.d's on tixylix*
nighty night!
(nighty night!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:49,
archived)
Pop quiz: What catagory drug is canabis?Is it;
A:) C
B:) A
or
C:) B
(A:) C
B:) A
or
C:) B
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:50,
archived)
Pop quiz: Which drink do you prefer?A) Coca Cola
B) Pepsi
C) Dr Pepper
D) Carbonated shit water
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:53,
archived)
B) Pepsi
C) Dr Pepper
D) Carbonated shit water
DID NOT, DID NOTI typed, C!!! C for cat!
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:12,
archived)
You typed D for Dog.Carbonated shit water
INJOKE, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:14,
archived)
INJOKE, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Nooo!!!!I don't know any in-jokes. Except that one that says that all of your bases now belong to me.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:17,
archived)
Pfffft!Sir, I need some sleeps. Nighties!
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:27,
archived)
CATEGORY: AWESOME Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 6:29,
archived)
Run with the bad boys and you'll get hurt!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:46,
archived)
dapper dino druggies!g'night all!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:48,
archived)
cheesecake and an email, both delicious.
click for backstory.
after prompting barbara for my expected apology, i received a short, non-response from her. so, to the owner of the firm i sent:
"To whom it may concern (and attention, please, to ______ ___________):
A short while ago I placed advertisements on several internet messageboards offering free Hallowe'en masks for children. I make these masks by hand, from hypoallergenic materials, and have been giving them away for many years. I happened to make some that were too small for the intended recipients this year, so after remaking them I had a few to spare and I posted them hoping that some families who might not be able to afford luxuries like handmade costumes might want them.
The response was wonderful - I gave the masks away to some delighted new parents and am helping them create other accessories to complete the outfits. One email, however, was impossibly rude and mean-spirited, and it came from barbara@___________.ca. Barbara, using language that was harsh and volatile, berated me for my ad and gifts. Needless to say, I was stunned and could not comprehend what would drive her to do this.
Upon some reflection, I asked the parents of the kids for whom I make the masks what they thought of her remarks. To a person they all thought that this Barbara was rude in the extreme and encouraged me to reply in kind. Not being the sort of man who finds rudeness acceptable, I took some time to compose an email to Barbara explaining my motivation and asking for an apology. I also asked for an apology to my parents who she had managed to malign as well in her email. My letter explained my views on charity and why I felt that community spirit was important - I have a terminal illness and have been the recipient of the goodwill of others so giving back what I can is tremendously significant to me.
What response did I get from Barbara? Nothing! Surprised again, I sent a new email to prompt her, and then received another ill-mannered response reinforcing her horrible initial comments that I was "sick" and "should be ashamed" of myself.
That clearly indicates to me that further correspondence with Barbara is pointless. She is, however, using your company's reputation to lend weight to her hateful screeds, otherwise she'd not be emailing me from barbara@_____________.ca. This is not acceptable to me at all, and I expect some redressing of this matter from your company else I will be forced to assume that you share this ill-mannered Barbara's noxious opinions.
Awaiting your response,
Andy.
postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:56,
archived)
that cheesecake doesn't look deliciousbarbara, however, should be cunted squarely in the fuck.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:00,
archived)
that cheesecake is delicious.only half remains, less in a few minutes.
( postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:36,
archived)
babs returns !!!!that will be an entertaining email for them to answer ..
(
OneOfSome,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:00,
archived)
Hell hath no furylike a postbear in the mood for messing with people's minds...
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:01,
archived)
rrawr!people are more fun than any other toy on the market.
sorry for not replying to all - i like to be personal but my back is killing me and i can't sit and type much. i think i bore people anyway by replying to everyone, but i hate to be rude.
heh.
(sorry for not replying to all - i like to be personal but my back is killing me and i can't sit and type much. i think i bore people anyway by replying to everyone, but i hate to be rude.
heh.
postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:07,
archived)
Not rude at allAs a doctor, I prescribe 30ml of hard liquor for your back.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:10,
archived)
is there such a thing as soft liquor? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:13,
archived)
If he's gentle, yes.
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:13,
archived)
*eyes up absinthe cache*fuck the soft liquor, i want drunkenness!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:17,
archived)
Hurrah!I've got 2 glasses of wine and a lager left. I think that'll see me over the finishing line.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:19,
archived)
i've got my absinthe2 bottles of whisky and a bottle of rose. i'm saving them for my birthday party.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:28,
archived)
I've got a tongue like a catNot a sensitive lover, but I can sandpaper your shelves.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:17,
archived)
please tell me shelves is a euphemism Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:28,
archived)
Hahaha! yes it is!!!Unfortunately, sandpapering is not.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:29,
archived)
bugger.*hunts for fresh batteries*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:31,
archived)
I don't want to know where you are going to insert batteries in him.
who said i was going to insert them into him?now, bend over...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:36,
archived)
***Spoiler***In his anus.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:37,
archived)
How about.......a hard licker for his front?
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:37,
archived)
I don't think you've posted her last reply to you here?*idle curiosity*
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:21,
archived)
oh, hai."I don't suggest you hold your breath waiting for an apology. I know you
sent me an earlier email but I did not read it so maybe there was an
explanation in there about the masks. I found them to be frightening and
offensive. To suggest you put, what appears to be, a leather torture mask
on an infant is disgusting. Further, to suggest we find a baby with
microcephaly is beyond words. I was, and still am, stunned and appalled.
I now consider this matter closed and I suggest you do not ever threaten
me again. To close your email with a threat is quite fitting with the
taste of the masks."
nice try, barbara. i'm going to lie down on my floor now, be back later.
(sent me an earlier email but I did not read it so maybe there was an
explanation in there about the masks. I found them to be frightening and
offensive. To suggest you put, what appears to be, a leather torture mask
on an infant is disgusting. Further, to suggest we find a baby with
microcephaly is beyond words. I was, and still am, stunned and appalled.
I now consider this matter closed and I suggest you do not ever threaten
me again. To close your email with a threat is quite fitting with the
taste of the masks."
nice try, barbara. i'm going to lie down on my floor now, be back later.
postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:27,
archived)
soshe says you're threatening her? if she sees you telling her boss what she's been up to as a threat, she's admitting that what she's doing is wrong. she hasn't got a fucking boat, never mind a paddle.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:31,
archived)
Oh my! Leather torture!Babies. What a sick little brain you have Barbara.
*sends go code for healing rays from northern satellite cluster B7*
(*sends go code for healing rays from northern satellite cluster B7*
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:42,
archived)
the fact that she can't tell masking tape from leather makes me want to see how she dresses herself. postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:35,
archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!No. No I don't, LOL.
We already know from the tone, it's
pastel pantsuits with large ribbon
or two tone wide collars.
Also
Gold cross on a chain.
(We already know from the tone, it's
pastel pantsuits with large ribbon
or two tone wide collars.
Also
Gold cross on a chain.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:45,
archived)
leather torture masks?talk about projection!
I re-read your e-mail twice and I still can't see any threats in it, either
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:45,
archived)
I am appalled that she would suggestthat the existence of, or catering to, microcephalic babies is offensive.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 3:14,
archived)
I find it saddeningthat we may never know if Babs loses her job.
( Shlvng,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:02,
archived)
That cheesecake looks tastyI want cheesecake :(
Also, before reading the email, I hoped they'd sent you the cheesecake to say sorry.
(Also, before reading the email, I hoped they'd sent you the cheesecake to say sorry.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:03,
archived)
that bitch is so firedAND NOW I WANT CHEESECAKE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:06,
archived)
Also, yes.Cheesecake. CHEESECAKE.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:07,
archived)
I'd expect, nay, demand nothing less. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:10,
archived)
CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE AWWWW YUM Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:08,
archived)
God damn, I'm getting hungry again and I have to be up in 5 hours.And I've had about 3 dinners tonight.
I hate you all.
(I hate you all.
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:09,
archived)
asda lemon cheesecake ftw Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:08,
archived)
Oh postbear, you're such a card.This has uplifted me on a brief b3ta visit before bed. I am expecting some high quality uppence to come. HENCEFORTH.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:07,
archived)
He is both a card and a cad. But not a cur.You're the scurvy dog around here.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:08,
archived)
Can dogs even get scurvy?It's not like you see them eating much fruit.
Personally I believe all historical and linguistic references to dogs should be replaced by cats and vice versa.
"CRY HAVOC, LET LOOSE THE CATS OF WAR!"
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:11,
archived)
Personally I believe all historical and linguistic references to dogs should be replaced by cats and vice versa.
"CRY HAVOC, LET LOOSE THE CATS OF WAR!"
"IT'S AN ALL OUT TACTICAL CAT FIGHT." MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:12,
archived)
"The dogs meow" and "the cats bollocks" MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:33,
archived)
"Stones, Thelious Stones.The Greatest Dogburglar in all the lands."
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:36,
archived)
"THROW HIM TO THE CATS" MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:36,
archived)
"What's happened to this pub?""It's gone to the cats since the new owners took over."
That sounds like some weird collective, like an organised crime syndicate but more FBIish
(,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:39,
archived)
That sounds like some weird collective, like an organised crime syndicate but more FBIish
"It's a right cats dinner"Aaaaaaaaaand... bed time.
Turrah.
(Turrah.
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:41,
archived)
"I'm cat-tired""I'm off to see a man about a cat"
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:42,
archived)
hahayou are god amongst trolls
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:07,
archived)
PieFax.org should be a shock site.Make it happen.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:12,
archived)
Kep on masking . . .Haaaaaaaaaaaaarumph !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:13,
archived)
I too am awaiting the response.Keep us posted, Renegade.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:29,
archived)
... ullo, ullo, ullo ... what's all this then ?.
edit: i'd like you all to appreciate the sophisticated surrealism of this counter meme disguised as a metahphor..it may be too clever for the target audience
(edit: i'd like you all to appreciate the sophisticated surrealism of this counter meme disguised as a metahphor..it may be too clever for the target audience
OneOfSome,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:55,
archived)
She can see Russia from her backyard.EDIT: That is Palin, right? I'm not making a fool of myself, right?
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:56,
archived)
disturbing, that's what. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:56,
archived)
i would find that amusingthen i would put the miniscule cat into a shoebox bed and make it sleep in another room.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:01,
archived)
Pffft!Good work!!!
I love Kate Silverton. ;-)
(I love Kate Silverton. ;-)
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:58,
archived)
i really hope for death sometimes.hers, mine, everyone's....
( postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:59,
archived)
ok one more song before bed
lovely b3ta ,b3ta maid....how's that for crawlin'?
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:32,
archived)
i demand to know what drugs you are onand where i can get some
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:36,
archived)
Here.*Opens trenchcoat*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:37,
archived)
silly spider!engorged penis is not drugs!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:38,
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Aww. *Feels bad now* Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:39,
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give me a few spliffsand i just might.
has nobody ever told you i'm both cheap and easy?
(has nobody ever told you i'm both cheap and easy?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:40,
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What a co-inky-dink, so am I.*Gets rolling*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:41,
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space cakes and vodka jelliesbest meal i ever got taken for. i was off my tits before i even got there!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:44,
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*Notes down*That may have to be done to mark my arrival in australia.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:46,
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if you're going to sydneythe cafe de wheels is meant to be the best place for a decent, cheap feed. if someone else is paying i highly recommend tetsuyo's.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:54,
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Spoilsport. Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:47,
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Lull a bye bye babies . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:41,
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bonus points for bothering with fretork.good stuff.
( postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:48,
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YEAH BABY, YEAH Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:50,
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There's an ant on the beans canFor that attention to detail I give you a click
( Shlvng,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:57,
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I don't know why............it just is.
(
partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:31,
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if that matches her other legshe's got some seriously chunky pins
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:37,
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It's defiantly a big one.fnar fnar
( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:38,
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yupshe's got a foot and a half
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:39,
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Do you reckon......she could take it?
( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:39,
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in her mouth Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:40,
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I was thinking of another cavity.*slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*
( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:41,
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what, the gopher's mouth? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:45,
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check out the size of that hole! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:55,
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ApparentlyShe loves to put her feet up
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:40,
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so do iespecially when i haven't cut my toenails for a while
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:45,
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You'll do yourself a mischiefyou will.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:51,
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again?the A&E staff are starting to ask questions
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:55,
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It's like groundhog day all over again ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:42,
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looks like....it'll be a good summer.
( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:43,
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KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:18,
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HAHA!! nice work, edit your post such that it is entered in the challenge.
Bullseye . . . WINNER ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:28,
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James Hetfield...
Just been messing about in Photoshop.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:06,
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Whoainteresting result, not at all what I expected.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:07,
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Thanks.:D
Not what I meant to do, but I like it.
(Not what I meant to do, but I like it.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:08,
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umm, there's something you should probably know about metallica.i'll let you find out yourself though. it's better that way.
(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:09,
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Is it'They're shit'?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:09,
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YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:14,
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I don't think they're shit.Well, the older stuff like Kill 'Em All and Master of Puppets and Ride The Lightening is good. I don't like the newer stuff.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:15,
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there is something about your drawing skills that...wait, you'll never figure that one out.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:14,
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Is it'They're shit'?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:15,
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can you work it out with a pencil? Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:18,
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i just saw you on b3taSMALL INTERNET EH
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:36,
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i just interneted you on the smallEH B3TA
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:40,
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internet internet internet internet internet internetinternet, EH
( connor,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:43,
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eh eh eh eh eh eheh, INTERNET
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:45,
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Regardless of who it is . . .it is a wonderful rendition !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:11,
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Hahahthanks. :]
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:11,
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doesn't look like a vet to me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:17,
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i was jokingjames hetfield = musician
james herriott = vet
(james herriott = vet
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:23,
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SeeI would find that funny, I am sure, if I actually knew who James Herriott is/was. :D
How are you, ma'am?
(How are you, ma'am?
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:24,
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stricken with filthy germsi am currently getting on the outside of some hot lemon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:28,
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Eeeeewgerms.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:31,
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it's not that badapart from the wickedly sore throat. the dizziness is quite trippy, though.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:35,
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Hahahah.The other day in chem, we were purifying water and I got super dizzy out of nowhere. I think it was because I could suddenly smell the whiteboard marker. I nearly dropped a beaker full of dirty water.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:37,
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the techs from our chem classused to make their own ale and flog it to us at lunchtimes.
ah, happy days...
(ah, happy days...
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:43,
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HahahahahahThat's ace. We don't have 'techs'. We have teachers. And then we do shit experiments. My first experience with a Bunsen burner was melting sugar, and my group was so busy laughing about someone falling off a stool, we burnt our sugar and stunk up the whole lab.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:47,
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we had teachersbut the techs were there to set everything up and bring in the chemicals and stuff. one lad turned on a gas tap and lit it, he set fire to 6 coats and 4 backpacks. i'm amazed he only got suspended for a week!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:52,
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HahahahahIf we had techs, I would always be trying to get liquid nitrogen, or napalm, or something I definitely shouldn't have. I sure as hell know the actual teachers wouldn't give me any. x]
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:54,
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liquid nitrogen is so cool!we were each given a rose to dip in and a hammer to smash the roses!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:57,
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HehehKk's actually seen some James Herriott, but possibly she doesn't remember...
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:25,
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In AZit was that British vet show that grandma watched on VHS
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:28,
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the books are much better Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:29,
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Oooooh.I think I remember that. In leu of giving me the tapes she lent me a book by another vet, called 'All My Patients Are Under The Bed'. I got 2 stories in, found it terribly unfunny, and hid it somewhere. It might be in our bookshelf.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:31,
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HahahahahThat ruined my life.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:34,
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hair metal!srsly, this could be one of the twits from vixen, or even cher.
i say this as commmentary of 'metal'lica, not your pic.
(i say this as commmentary of 'metal'lica, not your pic.
postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:36,
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Hahahahahah.They all look the same. And I even found proof today. Someone posted a picture of 'Slipknot Unmasked!!1!' on their blog. About 20 people commented. All the comments pointed out that picture was, in fact, of Cradle of Filth, and not Slipknot.
:D
(:D
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:39,
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but i like cradle of filth!well, i like some of the side projects. stuart antsis put out a cd called aphelion that's excellent.
( postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:46,
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I like Cradle of Filth, too.I just think it's funny that someone mistook them fro Slipknot without the masks. Especially because Slipknot's lead singer also sings for Stone Sour, who don't wear masks.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:49,
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i rarely know what the bands i like look like unless i see them in concert.they should be thankful i listen to them without making me look at their ugly faces.
( postbear has metal knees,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:59,
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Fact based treatment
for cunts
Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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hahahahredsushi, you should know that this is a dubbed-over-with-extreme-profanities version of that episode.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:34,
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And doesnt that make it even better?In Soviet Russia, Swears are you :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:39,
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IN BRAIN RUSSIA!FAGGOTS LOVE YOU!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:42,
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Maybe it's Russian for "Shut Up!"I might use it as such.
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:05,
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УХахахаахах. Я валяюсь)))))
ГОП-СТОП xD
(ГОП-СТОП xD
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:14,
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are you really pippa from home and away?GOODNIGHT b3ta!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:36,
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Night Skug,I Love You x x x x x
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:43,
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sod pippabring back sally. she was hot.
(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink.,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 1:30,
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