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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

Heheh.

Over ear, Dumbo! Nyahhh!!!

/small annoying youth

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

Postcards From The Pen (another bloody update)

I would. Etc.

Clicky for full-sized Bird With Cylindrical Object In Mouth action

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:47, archived)

Who was talking

all gangsta?

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)

hey homeboy...

...we're all from the ghetto today

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:42, archived)

I am the G

all the homies wanna be like

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)

Well

G's, I've cronked up the dopest gif of all-time, but yo' server is (bollocks to this), my server want let me upload it. And I won't you all to see it...

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)

Da licketyspit my man,

to rarse the self at me yard in ya ghetto!!

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)

hijack

bloke sitting next to me has to call Jeremy Clarkson at home, should be entertaining

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:44, archived)

*clang*

name drop!

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:47, archived)

you know it

homeboy

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)

you work at a dry cleaners don't you?

"Mr Clarkson? yes, your pants are clean"

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)

Hey

we should all have a Talk Like Jeremy Clarkson Day...

...that'd be as exciting as finding scantily-clad blonde German Twins in the back of your ferrari...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)

It isn't so much a car...

as bin with wheels...

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

pfffffft

that's the kind of idea that could snap knicker elastic at 50 paces

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)

They'd have to be

very small twins to fit in the back of a ferrari. Better get a big estate car instead :)

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)

unless of course

It was a Ferrari 456 - with 4 seats

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)

um, yes.

That's the one I meant.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)

if that idea was a horse...

it'd be a stallion

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)

hey muthafucka

you can't come into the hood and threadjack my homes like this man. back the fuck up bitch, or we'll bust you up real bad.

;o)

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)

as we're at it....

Jodie Kidd is in my mates place of work, yo

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)

and Tara P-T

moved out from across the street yesterday.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)

Ive always had

quite a soft spot for her - dat one crazy assed motherfucking biyatch (but in a nice way)

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)

*snort*

yes, in a speak-slowly-to-the-poor-people, utterly self-centred, Grand Mistress of Blagging sort of way, I'm sure she is very nice! :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)

no more hat looking after then!!

!!!

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:15, archived)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

nigga

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:47, archived)

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

whats up

with the wigger?

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StryderX82, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

Talk like a Gansta.....................

Then walk like a gansta!!! Anyone tried www.pimphats.com ?

(jellylegs, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)

one for the Aussie lurkers

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)

Who she?

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)

hey!

thanks for that code, I've gone a bit mental with the dynamic text thingies, gallery coming soon

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:42, archived)

No worries matey...

... use it wisely ;o)

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:44, archived)

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:46, archived)

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ooh..anus!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

is it possible

that you could send me your code
please, please, please
i'll be your best friend & give you my dinner money etc etc :)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)

Go here

and view source it's vb.net my man!

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:10, archived)

not aussie

but married to one so I have to prove myself worthy
(and it's on the residency exam...the popular tv icons section,
somewhere near the back of the application)

"upside down miss jane" - mr squiggle

the aussie answer to tony hart invented it.

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

you

da man

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)

100% pure new

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)

The mistake that ended WWII

Criminey!

OK, here's the stinkin' URL.... Working on alternate location for link........
www.crosswinds.net/~scotsville/truman.gif

(CasualGovtObserver, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)

errrrmmmm...

....I hate to say this...but....

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sick_boy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:35, archived)

life can be so trying at times can't it

still can't see the bugger I'm afraid

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:38, archived)

NEato!

Gawd I hate crosswinds.... I'm not sure what's worse, the periodic deletion of all my files of this link nonsense... Try refresh...

(CasualGovtObserver, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)

if your realy stuck

a very nice b3tan has provided a service for just this situation. go here:
clicky woo

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)

That might work!

Thanks! I'll keep that one handy, but first let's see if I can drop it on my comcast account......

(CasualGovtObserver, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:48, archived)

If my gun can't do it, it can't be done.

(ratface, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)

click for big picture

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)

Don't you hate it

when this happens?

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)

yes!

/spaz

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)

I could watch that

for hours

(fishbush, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)

Jumping in...

(wez, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)

nice!

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:44, archived)

serious woo

for anims that loop properly. Woo!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)

SMACK ADDICT SQUIRRELS

Animal welfare workers in Glasgow are being overwhelmed by a deluge of smack addict squirrels. "Nutkin just won't settle without his fix", commented Mrs Janet Bilge, a worker at the RSPCA office in Govan. "If he doesn't he gets violent, and starts beating the other squirrels. One time he smashed up the television and said I was a rancid twatbag!".

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)

heheheheh

har har har at rancid twatbag!

woo yay

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)

hahaha

classic caption

(choppy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)

makes 'em shit non-stop

there's evidence here

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spassmonkey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:26, archived)

good tail action

you could use him to ice cakes

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:30, archived)

Harold says:

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:35, archived)

if it isnt the smack

its the booze...

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)

serious

wooage for that.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:38, archived)

nooooooo!!!!

(LazyBastard, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)

can't believe

this didn't get wooed.

for posterity,

woo

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littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)

Word up homes

Big shout out to my main man..

I think the Dirty Crew are local..

(choppy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)

Fucksocks.

It's 8am and I'm still drunk from last night :)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)

Greeting friend,

from oer the sea,
It doth fill my cheeks with grins to speak to you so.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)

fuck that nancy shilznit

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

Good sir,

I challenge thee to a duel of words and phrases,
Or do you fear my sabre tongue, as my pithy wit doth cause grazes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)

bitch

muthafucker - stick a cap yo ass

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)

I did lay with mine mother,

when I was a babe in arms,
Yon mother doth still now lay with you,
and charges for her charms.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:28, archived)

Arf

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:32, archived)

what the fuck

is going on around here. honestly, you go out for a couple of hours...

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:32, archived)

To counteract this bitch ass speak,

I speak in nobler tongue
But I fear my words drift to high
to be caught by the ears of the young.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)

why has

everyone gone gangsta? is it for charity?

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)

It passed me by,

goodly Stouffer, but the steam doth seem to be clearing.
Kinder tongues should soon prevail, by all that are god fearing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)

the muthafuckin' pussy

thinks his rapping is tough
but he's just a prison bitch
the daddy's bit of rough

boooom

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)

Your rancid maw doth speaketh words,

your puny frame can't keep,
Hark, is that thine mother calling,
tis time for your early sleep.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:46, archived)

i'm a bad muthafucker

with my dick in yo mumma
well she's such a screamer
but she aint no shaver

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)

Faith sir,

those words they did not rhyme,
they little made much sense,
I'm guessing that your use of words,
was meant to take offense.
They glanced of me, these fetid blows,
they didst not mark nor hurt,
You hit me like a wench good sir,
no doubt, you wear a skirt.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:03, archived)

thou seem'st to think it cleverer to speak

as once of old on stage did little boys
And yet I think your doggerel is weak
And should'st perhaps return to other toys. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)

Tis true, good doctor, tis true,

That my grasp of this is weak,
but I can do this better, in my minds own eye,
than converse in gangsta speak.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

oh all right

I'll let you off then. I'faith, mo' fo'.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)

this reminds me of

monkey island one..

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)

you already

no stikazzz gotten ma ghetto yetto, when day get da postardddd

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)

eh,

no offence lar but you sound more Scouse n'anyting...

I mean, dey do doh don't dey?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:28, archived)

aub, i doan understan

m3ssag3 me, and speak english, dammit

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:30, archived)

That comment

made me crack up laughing :)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)

shite

:(

i'll never make as a black rapper ganster then, i guess the odds were stacked against me from birth

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)

k.......

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

And, to carry on the day's talk theme:

Why were there only 49 contestants in the "Miss Ebonics Beauty Pageant"?

Nobody wanted to be Miss Idaho.....

badumtish!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:18, archived)

that's

very funny indeed

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:26, archived)

++ OUT OF HUMMUS ERROR ++

I don't get it :o(

++ Insert More Hummus ++

Edit: Panic over. I got it. Had my brain in upside down.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)

Fanstastic!

That's what I call value for money! If you're lucky, the hangover won't kick in 'til after lunch.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)

I saw the expression on his face..

..and couldn't resist

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sick_boy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)

front page

gotta be.

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

Ooooh

thankyou sir!

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sick_boy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)

no no

thank you, with your shining wit.

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)

Fuckin

Mint!

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ooh..anus!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)

damn,

that some mighty fine work . booyah!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)

My word, that's so good I

didn't see him at first. w/y/h, Sir.

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:33, archived)

very much

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sick_boy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:36, archived)

el panda strikes again

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spassmonkey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)

wheeeee

i like el panda!

kill the cat! kill it, burn it!

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popt_art, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)

I want one of them guns

Very nicely done Woo and Yay!

(johnsod, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)

Stop! Hamster Time!

www.kamikazee.freeserve.co.uk/hamster.htm

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

thread hijack

who owns the spong.tk thing? i want to be able to add links to flash spongs...

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

More for the Band Wagon

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M@rkoni, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)

Hell hath no fury like a .............

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)

erm a woman sconed?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)

yeh..............um..............

sorry 'bout that

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)

a scone

womand

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:18, archived)

a women sconed?

iffy pun if I'm right

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:14, archived)

beat ya:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)

hmmmmm

If I could shop it fast enough I would have done ' like a woman sponged '

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sick_boy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)

it all comes down to what time one hits F5 doesn't it

/stroppy sulk

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)

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