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# Camper Tank
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# With skis!
Lovely work.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# More chiffon and rainbows
then it will be a much camper tank.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# are tie backs on the curtains not enough!!11!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Bring on the snow !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# TRUMPETS!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# haha
even that would not make me want one
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# This could do with more dinosaurs
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# NO CAPITAL LETTERS?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I wasnt shouting
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I miss the shouting. Loudness = funny.
/Brian Blessed biography.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Kaboom!
That's how you sleep so well at night after committing such atrocities.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I see that and I think
"wacky races 2008"

this can only be a good thing.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Oooh lovely.
Think I'll have a crack at colouring this one in.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# my dream car!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# FOXIES IN BATHS

Show me you're foxies please
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# He has a Wombles nose
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# YOU HAVE A WOMBLES NOSE!
HA, IM ON FIRE TONIGHT!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *Preps extinguisher*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Thats what she said!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Yes!
Sadly, it left her with a Goatse post-insertion.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# That makes little sense
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You smell of wee and poo
HA TAKE THAT
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# >:(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Just wee then
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# NO
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Well, the hypothetical gentleman delivered a fire-quenching device into the hypothetical girlparts of a ladygirl. It left its impression and she was forever doomed to display photos of her person around the interweb.
The end :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# You are . . .
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# That looks like a ring
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's your foxes ring !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# KARMA NEWTS!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# That's what she...
*Returns fire*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDNT
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I concur sir!
My fox Christian is a lovely!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HE IS NOT REAL FOX, HE IS NOT GINGER AND WALKS ON ALL FOURS
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Foxxxy
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Haha, YES!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Will a fennec foxen do?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Yes it will
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# This is very strange...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# And what of it?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Nothing.
Carry on.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Ok, thanks :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Fried
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# True story.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Self portregg . . .
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Head eggs!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Pffft!
Hi Cock... no pun intended.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# SNAP !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *replaces hip*
don't thank me it's my job
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# How odd
:D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I can do anagrams me!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I always thought he was an Hsegru
A complete and utter Hsegru.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# FISHCAT!!!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# OMNOMNNOMNOMNOM!
:)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# E for short . . .
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Oi, less of that sarcasm :P
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I actually do, no sarcasm here at all
I clicked it any everything
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# :O
That is almost certainly my first click in 3 1/2 years of b3ta :)

(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# No I liked your sheep drawings which is still my background
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# haha, blasphemy
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Your pics glee me so much it isn't true!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# well, which is it young man?
do they glee you, or is it not true?
:D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Gah!
*semanticheadexplosion*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hello Sue She Man
I answered your kidnap question below, if you missed it
|
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(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That box is the wrong way up!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Well duh!
If it wasn't, he would be in the box, and thus littler!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# it depends how you arrange your flaps
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Erm.....
[resisting the urge]
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I commend you on your self control
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Nevar!
Those squiggles mean 'ground this way'
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I think she is hiding someone under there
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# She? She?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# oops
I think sissy-boy is hiding someone under there
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# bloody hippies
in my day.......

/short back and sides blog
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# *glares*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# i
umm

i ummmm

:D hi :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# haha
ill let you off this time.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# yay!
becuz actually, in real life outside of the internet i get along better with people who do not present themselves in a cookie-cut way. In fact a couple of my best friends are trannies. Not saying you are a tranny, but if you are that's ok too.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# lol dig faster :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# save it for deviantart you shit
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Careful.
I think that is Dave himself.

Like Raab himself, but nice :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# aye it is.
doesnt really look too much like me though. i just have brown hair and a fringe.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Well I don't care how close a representation of you it is!
I just love it :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Yes you are,
Jesus looks like he is packing heat
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha
is that J.Lennon?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# no
Lennon was just more popular (all he ever said on the matter, despite being a cunt)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Subjective
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# not really
since the quote is something along the lines of "at the moment the beatles are more popular than Jesus, more people know who we are than he is, and that's not right"

unless you're talking about my comments about lennon, in which case they based around the opinions of people who frequented the liverpool music scene in the years before, during and after the Beatles' boom
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# 33% of people in the world are Christian
and almost certainly most people know of it. I can't be arsed finding out how many people at the time, knew who The Beatles were, but i doubt it was any where near. So he wasn't more popular than jesus, but not as big a cunt as P. Mc Cartney
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Weee.
He was only 5 foot 2.

Or maybe I'm thinking of Iggy Pop.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# You are,
but I can understand the confusion, as Iggy is God.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# SPLENDID!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Bigger = >
More Than
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Bigger: large or big relative to something else
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Case in point . . .
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Well it depends really, innit.
He is larger in relation to something. It depends on the variable though.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# *plays Theremin tab*
;D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# This is awesome BUT
I feel the need to point out that "I am bigger than jesus" is an anagram of "Shit Besmearing a Jug". This needs to be rectified in pictorial form.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hehe
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Newtonian !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Oooo.......
Shiney!
:D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# The sun is shocked :O
Woo, yay, houpla! :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# hahahaha
YAY!

made me spunk a little.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Haha :D
I enjoy these things you do
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# clickety!
woo :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# A mixture of dissertation and fable 2
Have made me spend a while on paint doodling this



Now to find an excuse for my superviser why I haven't wrote 2000 words.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Give them 2000 words on why you had something better to do . . .
cause it is !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You mean written surely?
Woo pic!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I hope he's not studying English.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Philosophy
As long as you say objective or subjective following a word with -ism on the end you're a winner
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# That's a winnerism . . .
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Objectively
Indeed...ism
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Stephen Fry in pixel form
FTW!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] He's grown large 'n' crazed
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Nice tassles!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I thought nipple tassles would be more fun to Google
But I found these on the very first page, without nipples attached.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# For super sexy pics,
everyone knows you have to google search moid!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I didn't know that!
I'm off for a super sexy time.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I like your dead give away floater . . .
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# It's really only for people like me.
;-)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Mr. Karma Newt is at it again...

(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# But but but
That isn't an anagram! :o

Edit: I love the way you managed to copy the newt in a much better way than I managed to put it in the original picture :P
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Hence, the non-compo
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Hey! You can't manipulate my picture and call it your own...
Oh, that's sort of what we do here.

:)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Well, now
I can't get out of my head an image of Compo from Lost of the Summer Wine with ridiculously large muscles
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# HELLO
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# burn that pikey minge, karma newts!
EDIT: well, i'm up early to babysit the puking ginger child, so i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# o.0
Don't talk about rob like that...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# unless rob is my niece
i wasn't
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# You're babysitting pasanonic?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# he already has a babysitter
he has everything
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Night Nic!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# nighty night!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# KARMA NEWTS
fucking crazy bitch.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# THE Karma Newts
THE THE makes all THE difference! :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Karma Newts what?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# KARMA NEWTS!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# pffffftt!!!
Minge monsters...Ha
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# KARMANEWTSON !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Newts are amphibians, not lizards.
/pedant
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Are you Ken Livingstone?
;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ken Livingstone
was my roomie at Sub Base Groton, he was.

Edit: He is from Maine...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Don't tell me!
Tell her! It was a deliberate mistake to indicate how she is lacking in cells in her brain
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I don't know who those people are.
Someone posted an unshopped pic of that woman earlier.
It's confusing.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Well
How is babby hid? How woman get arrested?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# way instain mother?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# What you may be unaware of,
is that some people who use b3ta don't live in the UK, and don't have the UK tabloid media forced on them.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Have no fear!
I'm well aware of these facts. I have also been not living in this UK myself.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# She killed or kidnapped her daughter or something
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Her name is Karen Matthews.
She "kidnapped" her daughter, along with some bloke who was related in some way, to try and make some reward money.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# isn't kidnapping your daughter and some bloke illegal, for money or not
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Indeed!
Which is why she was convicted today.
Erm... yesterday now.






I don't think she kidnapped some bloke.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Who kidnapped him then?
Sounds dodgey to me
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Well she didn't kidnap her relation, he helped her
kidnap her daughter.

But I was wondering earlier, how can you be charged with kidnapping your own child who you have full custody of?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Reasonable question
To kidnap someone you must take someone without their consent and without lawful excuse. In nearly all cases of a parent 'kidnapping' their child, parental discretion would be lawful excuse. In this case, it clearly isn't.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# ...


I did...

Original message 8997365
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Did you?
That's nice! ;D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Save the original
and look at frame 2....

I am not crazy*.

*is
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# aaah..k

I thought someone else posted this today...notices added cdc.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Your monitor could use calibrating I reckon.
You've painted out the text with black but the background is actually dark brown. I'm guessing it all looks black on your screen.
That doesn't really explain the magenta cock though I guess.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# My gamma is low...
Do have a look at frame 2... Please...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You're very insistent about that whole frame 2 thing.
It's kind of freaking me out.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Lol!
I'm just bored...

Truth be told, i did notice a slight difference in the colour, but I'm too apathetic to be bothered.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Have you checked out frame 2?

It's the second frame
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Winthorpe!
(does best Don Ameche voice.)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# wut?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I did.
And no :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Angelic Ham Glee
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *deploys ham net*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# nevermind the buzzcocks is up now
*rejoices*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i haven't watched it much since lamarr left
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Loco Tonto!
It is much better since lama left
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Bastard greasy twat that he was!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ham it time !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# This compo is getting out of hand!
What kind of insanity is this.

Haha.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I enjoyed your radio majiggy
t'other night. Haven't listened before.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Yay! Tuesdays with the Greek guy.
Here's what I'm listening to now. It's the Part Time Punk Show.

Oops. It's some crap Live365 link. So it's more complicated to listen to. But here it is-

www.live365.com/stations/kxlu1
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Complicated to listen to?
What, like you need special ears or something?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I seem to recall something difficult about it.
I remember. It's fucking ads they have. They force their stuff on you before you can listen. That, and needing HUGE EARS. And brain cells.

But it's a great radio show. If you like angry punk music. :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hahahaha
*glees*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
*googles*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# ^this
*gargoyles*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Thank you sir :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# This is awesome.
I smell a new advertising campaign
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Well I think awesome may be a bit far, but....
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# tbh it's raised more of a smile from me
than most of the compo entries thus far, and that is sufficient to being awesome in my book.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well you better bloody click then! ;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# done and done
*SHAZAM*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# BEST FILM EVER!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i think id eat most of them. except the bloke with the lawnmower
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# oh, i don't know
he'd burger nicely with a bit of a slow broil
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Ah ok.
I tried a bit of sleuthing and found that earlier, but I was still confused about the creampie thing, obviously.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i didn't realised it had changed.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I hate to admit it
but the little arms on the cock did make me chortle.


Having said that, I'd love to mod the fuck out of that cunt

Edit : Oooooh, it's postbears face? that's just mean!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# the second pic was slightly better than the first, but still totally unnessarsary
and extremely naughty.

edit: yup that's postbear
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# for fuck sake
a little warning would be nice
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# that thread links to another post, which links to the original post
with a nsfw warning following the link and a written discription. what more do you want? a neon sign?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# no..less lip.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I see a redex
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# me too
actually, it's a little red dot...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Well its a broken piece of paper, but that doesnt have teh same ring to it
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I do miss having redex's
*sadface*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# go change the little image then.
just find out what the broken link file is (right click properties) and then go and replace it with whatever you want...

edit: that won't quite work. The image is called broken-image.gif, just find it and change it.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Actially i SEE IT NOW!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Thass weird.
It is hosted on b3ta!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# there it is!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# It's all clear to me now !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Oh
That's just brilliant :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] seam
less :)

Photobucket
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# touch it
you know you want to.


also, woo! no. 1 on the stats board!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Smashed to the top !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# naturellement ;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# yay for big-eyed-stampyfoot!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Mofahas is my fave :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# you like glue in your eye, number two?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# well at least it got rid of the annoying sushi from being #1.
but poor little me...what happened to my 1300 a week?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Ha!
If you paid attention you would notice that apart from one day, I don't think I have been number one in about a week dickhead!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i have better things to do than sweat over board stats.
that was the first time i checked since you spammed the board with big comic sans.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# bishop you say?!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# POST MORE, MR. KEBAB.
THAT IS AN ORDER.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# my laptop broke, and i couldn't be arsed to move my tablet from one side of the room to the other
this prevents me making pictures.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# that's no excuse!
i have no artistic talent whatsoever, but that doesn't stop me from posting!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# And more than double any other nightcrawlers!
You slag, you!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# what can i say?
i'm a nocturnal strumpet.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# And that's why we love you
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# no
you love me because i'll say yes to anyone ;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# You can tell he's an evil bastard his arm is back-to-front
they should have known! I blame Social Services, why not they're an easy target ;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i say fire all of social services
for what they done to baby p.

:)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Fire is a good solution
I suggest burning them at the stake - they are all full of Wytche Crafte, you can tell by their obsession with Bic pens!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# you're blaaady fired!

and wired!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# umm.....
can i get a job hoovering his table?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# done..
you can keep what you can carry home.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# yay!
*sews extra large pockets into all clothing*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# yaaaaralll a buncha
facking cackaroaches
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You can tell he's an evil bastard his arm is back-to-front
How to spot a nonce..

1) He has boggly eyes
2) His arms are back to front
3) He has convictions for child sex offences
4) See 2)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Trick knows sis . . .
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# coldplay/swordplay..sigh
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Willy Swallow
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# bloody hell :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# ahaha
awesome
*clicks*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Haha
I'm Gary Numan of flesh and blood i'm made - Phil Okeykokey
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# haha!
:) Woo!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# BANG !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# This is brilliant!
I can't stop laughing.
(, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] oh, go on


i have more ideas, but this made my brains hurt.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# the flight is doooooooooooooomed.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# we're all going to die!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Pass the brain hurt . . . I need more head room !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# a true story...?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# everybody loves power chords!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# You win.
*rocks out*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *rocks teh house*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *headbangs*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Arf!
Did the man run out of money to get his whole hair cut?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# that's where he stashes his auxiliary rock
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *jazz hands*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
a i
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# That was just before 'Jazz hands'
or just after, I can't remember.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
#
hands mag
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# gives you jazz hands.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# to be used exclusively with jazz hands?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# fucking brilliant
*throws tv times out of hotel window*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *trashes £3 lamp Quo style*
'ave it!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Sounds like a fucking fantastic life to me.
Do I have to wear shorts?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# it's pretty much mandated
along with long hair and wet dog smell
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hair?
ah...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# you either have to wear tight leather pants
or freeball. there's no in-between.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Keep on rockin' . . . till your knees stop knockin' !
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Once while i was at school
One of the chavvy kids asked me what type of socks metalers wear.... I was confused.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# They wear socks with guitars in them obviously.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I trust you told him/her
that you hoped for a chav holocaust.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# For srsly?
Wow. That's...uh...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Foot . . . SOCKS !
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# socks made of cast iron and metal sauce
are uniform standard :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I'M NOT HIDING BEHIND THIS ROCK, MR.BEAR!!!
MWAAAHAHAHAH *shoogle noise*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# NAMBLA!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Everyone likes Marlon Brando
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
*says out loud*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# IE Fail
brian ftw
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And if I am not mistaken, that is one of the enclosures at Madrid Zoo?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Yep - with new hadicap access.
This is the enclosure for the very rare Shouty Beard Monkey.

As you can see they are very shy.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# BEARMEN! DIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE!!!!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hooray for Blessed!


And woo to this!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# dinosaurs, cheese and spazz.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
I have your stickers on my computer screen and they never fail to cheer me up :D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# A big head and little arms
never a good combo
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Incidentally,
The Coast Of Yemen = Faeces Hymen Toot
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# aaaw bless!


this is why they made cocktail sticks..FACT!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# and pineapple
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# FacePlant! Nyom nYom nom om nom!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# cerebral urine
;)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Poor Tony
he should employ the 'fall on the cheese with your face' technique - always works for me ;)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# fuck you!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I think I spelled 'Mind piss' wrong.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Either that or you're a rude man
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I don't know what to say to that.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# well the internet is a very difficult medium to convey intent -
either it was your intent to be rude to me for whatever reason you have - or it was some comedic remark to invoke a reaction. I can't call it either way - can you enlighten me?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Definitely the latter.
I'm not a knob.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ok then all is fine
it just caught me offguard - not used to being told to fuck off unless I'm driving a bus.

;)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I was trying to be funny by overeacting to what could have looked like
you copying my idea, now that I've explained that I've sucked all the humour out the whole episode.

Nevermind :)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# -.-
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# people walk away from me when i do that. Should i wear a short skirt when i try it next?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Couldn't hurt to try
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# YAY FOR DINOSAURS
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# poor little tony
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# never mind the cheese, how can he have a wank??
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# he asks passing diploducuses.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# diplodocus wankers?
how convenient
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# he's hung.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# really?
*dons female dino suit*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Always the important questions
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# of course
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Cheesez . . . foild again !
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww
*hugs tony*
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Are you trying to piss him off?!
You know he can't hug you back!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I was not consulted about this post
As the admin of all things Spazz
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I love these drawings
Possibly more than wine and kittens.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ray eye on own
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Oh God!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# double post fail!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Well the eye isn't on its own now you have posted this twice is it!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Ray's awesome :)


that one down there's not as good as this one though
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# it's even funnier this time!
let's see it again
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ARE YOU FEELING OK?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Ray eye on own
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# nnnNNNaarghhh!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)

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