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[challenge entry] Ok, enjoy the night
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I'm off to the works do.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I do not believe anyone employs you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# :'-(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# As you obviously are the leader of men:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I am home now, it was a vicotry
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I need a reverse anagram generator . . .
She does look funny however !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Bit tight having the works do on a Saturday isn't it?
Have fun.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I'll try and ferret that out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Fez ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# So . . . that's where they come from . . . the old fez breeding grounds . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Indeed.
What - you didn't think Egyptians just knocked them up with felt and stuff did you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# It has always been a quandry to me . . . that was one of the possibilities . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# No they're actually the subject of quite a significant trapping industry.
But it's all very humane I'm told...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# he's itchin'to go
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# haha
i like this:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Nice self chevroning !
Purely coincidental . . . I'm sure . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Romp and Rebuild
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# hehehe, thats silly :D
need more destruction
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yeah . . . Zilla's way too cushy here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# he's certainly plush
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Sometimes you scare me, Valium :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It's for my nerves /\/\/\/\/ . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# you like destruction--I just annoy shit

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Eep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Hahah--skirt looks like a friggin tepee
I kept expecting it to open in front and reveal some drunken Indians :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Funny that you mention that . . .
I'm working one something similar . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# look forward to seeing it... It's my naptime .. G'day!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# ZZzzZZ . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# ha ha...
...this makes me itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
monster mashes dutch masters
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# It likes to exercise itself every chance it gets . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# That is the Royal Palace on the Dam Square in Amsterdam
And I claim my 5 pounds
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Great . . . Zilla will bring you your reward personally !
Good eye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# FAKE!...
...he looks stuffed already.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Too easy?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Stunning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# For a few bucks more, the taser version
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# The original version will rarely be answered . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# As long as it's with orange not red:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Arf!
Is that Siemens?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# No, she sat in some milk :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Skimmed ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Actually, I think she paid for it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hell no--she'd barely lemme kiss her
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# In Dorset?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Not exactly, but I'll put in a good word for it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I see
well played
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Actually I think it was Hati . . .
could be mistaken . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# YOU!
How are you?

Edit: the phone looks like a Sony Erection, sorry Ericsson
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hey fella.
SOrry I didn't text you back earlier, I was out all last night and was asleep when you sent it.

Fraid I don;t have that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# thats ok, found it on I-tunes, will have to be naughty
bet your liver hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# This week i have been thinking
why don't they put vibrators in tenna-lady, that'd cheer the incontinent dears up.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# you thought about that for a whole week!
perv :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# and how
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# "Get this through ya head you...."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Three mugs full !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Are you talkin' ta me?
Sounds like yer talkin to me. Are you talkin to me?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# too easy?


probably. but it won't stop me! MUHAHAHAHAAAAAaa!
(venort apparently exists, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# click it!
click it good

edit: and yes, of course it was too easy.

edit2:
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Poker in the rear ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# heee :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Captured !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Back on the Ackbar bandwagon...
(dampsquib, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I love that site, I may actually have a few knocked up and put them up around london.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# you must!
auf deutsch: du musst!
(venort apparently exists, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Banana Ed Limo's....


Click for bigger (161KB)
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is the minibar stocked?

EDIT: I can't seeem to find them them on the yellow pages map.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# They're right next to the Trade Ce . . .check that . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I thought Trade See was the Welsh Yellow Pages site?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I believe that you may have a point there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Plumbers?
I have a leek!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# haha
*hires*
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Heh.
*likes*
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I'm going to The Club now Lucy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahah-- Bin there, Dun that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# We could, but why?


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
mujahadeen motors lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Anarchy! Fuck the herd!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Pffh. He'll grow out of it.
Nicely nicely mr ghost :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# God that sodding mane took long enough to select!
And did he thank me? The ungrateful twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Top zeeb work
have another pea

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Gordon Ramsey: The real story.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Snailed it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# On a change of topic.
What are all you lully b3tards doing this Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Born Free !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Now I imagine a gay lion in a department store when you say that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You imagine he'll do the hole den ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# As long as they're Mrs. Slocombe's pussies. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Cat scratch fever !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Better than cat snatch fever I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Your idea is more à propos . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I can speak forrin too!

I WANT BACON AND EGGS!

see?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Da !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# No Luke
I am not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# pfftastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Saturday, 3.00pm, it must be football time....


Paul Ince proves he isn't as thick as people try and make out.....
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Pfffft :)
If ever there was a manager out of his depth...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Funnily enough I saw him during the Liverpool v Blackburn match on TV in the pub this afternoon and thought the same thing.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# new sig

(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You, sir, have a terrifying grroooowoar :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Chow Down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# My neighborhood is swarming with these things
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ace!
Have a pea!

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I want one--now!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I'll celebrate that


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# heh heh:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hard at it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# keeping the sperm banks supplied is a civic duty!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Aah yes . . . the gift of giving !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Venus fly mouth moth ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# nice!
do you live under the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# From what i gather, they are amphibs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Happy smokin' candle day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# LOL-whole caboodle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Good one--
Ive got a smoker to reply with but can't seem to get it hosted
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# The look kinda boney for eatin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# who's a cheeky boy then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Why does that make me think of Little Jack Horner?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pfft
curds and wa-hey!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Well they'd be surprised if he pulled out a plum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# L'il Jack Horny
perhaps?
(Poison-System-X, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# disgusting... she might be his daughter or something
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# well he is from austria
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# phwoar!
/hull
/norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hanky panky spanky . . . Schwanky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I don't know why?
(AdrianJ, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
looks like it was irresistable:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# kick it harder, you fucker
Just found some things belonging to my ex, I am going to post them back to her. Should I cough inside the parcel a few times, so she get my cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# No, fart in it..
so she gets your drift....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# both would be very small, compared to what she did to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# maintain the moral high ground then
do not descend to her level
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I am, just going to do this one thing
she is 36 and acts like she is 11
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# DO A POO IN IT
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# things like this don't need reasons :)
I particularly like how the 2nd rozzer's taking notes :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *glomps*
hello

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Very, very, very angry.
And still coffing. How are you? Feeling any better?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# stuffy head
coughing nicely and sneezing hard

why are you angry?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Because I'm selling my house.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ah
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# and b3ta seems to have removed half of that last post...
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS BLOODY BOARD?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# calm
*bigger hugs to calm yam*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Excellent!
Have a :-

www.b3ta.com/board/8999940

from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Aceness.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Police, Police, Police Oppression!
Goes well with uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5D8-Glamo

*edit - off to work to the vocals of Mensi - yay! Bbye
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Well if you're soft with them they'll never learn!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A tyre wrong
(marriott, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# LOL!
suits 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# that is some comb over
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha he looks like some pervy old bellboy or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# strikes a hard bargain


Click for bigger (77KB)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# How odd!:) Have a an odd woo. Ooow
Anyone been watching 101 Challanges on C4?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I did!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Great innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Fuck off groomer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# No idea what that is
James has Life and Times of Colonel Blimp on at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# This
the link will launch into the first episode.

EDIT: Talking of James, they have a new album out soon.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Looks superb
101 chillis in a curry hot hot hot
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I was genuinely pissing myself all through it.
One they had to reenact Torvile and Dean and the becoming ladybouys and holding a ladyboy tea party was fucking outstanding:)
They also have donated charity money as well that they give where voted for as well. So they give a really poor cambodia community a herd of goats.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# And the one with the bum sex in the orphanage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I was thinking of doing a Barter one but with the scene
from Life of Brian with the gourd!

woo to you and your strange use of fonts!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# It's
ye olde Greek font man woman man
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# No just woman, sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Nice, but alas it are has bindun :(
In fact, I think they've pretty much aaaall bindun now.
TJ: any estate agents on here?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Do I look poor!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *peers through mansion window*
No. No you do not.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Eepps! *quickly puts clothes on*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *runs from rapidly approaching bitey guard dogs*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# That's no way to talk about James!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Mr Bucket is called James too :)
snapsies!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# \o/ Yay for Jameseseseses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# except he's more a Jamie
And sometimes, when no-one else is around, I call him Jimp :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# afterning
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ningles Ghosty
I've stuck that in my profile, hope you don't mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# None what so ever:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# quality read
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha a quality read indeed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# arf!
quick, hide it! i smell lawyers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That will be the smell of the little poo he did
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ah, or course
legal squits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# don't be cruel to poo
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
It's funny coz it's true.

EDIT: A mate and myself have a bet every year to see if there'll be a heatwave. The way to mank wheather this is the case is if THe Sun have the headline, 'Phaor! What a scorcher!':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# top pooing action!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I only have to glimpse a tabloid through a window
and that happens to me. Shiiiiiieeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# what the deuce!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hehe
a mate of mine works for the Sun on the newsdesk, I have constant email arguments with him
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# he/she has alot of time then?...
due to the lack of News they publish.

Edit: happy b3ta day ...
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# bloody hell, it is my b3taday!
*throws party*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *catches party*
*runs off with finite's cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *collects tears*
*sells on ebay*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *Buys tears off Ebay*
**sells them back to Finite at PROFIT!**
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# wow, finite must be rich!
i was selling those tears at £20,000 per drop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I may have misuderstood the concept of PROFIT
is getting kicked in the head worth more than £20,000?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it depends
if bill gates kicks you in the head, you may well be able to sue him for quite a bit more than a measly £20k
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I just need to anger Bill Gates now
I will set myself up as an Anti-Trust Lawyer!!

PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *applies for sexy intern job*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hired!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# woo!
i'm taking the rest of the day off, i've got cramps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I mis-read that as crabs
~ sorry
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha!
no, not lately!
i'm off for bath time, 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# byebye
enjoy your bath. I'm off to work soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# six years without donating?
bit tight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hmm you've got a point
hang on..

EDIT: Where do I donate?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# www.maidenart.co.uk
PayPal accepted
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *donates*
hang on a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Damn you I might have been rich there
now if I could do some other scam - perhaps have my dog kidnapped by a friend and claim reward moniessss!

1. Have dog kidnapped
2. Press Statement (include crying a lot)
3.
4. PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# can i have those press statement tears if you're done with them?
i'm going to...uuhh.....donate them to charity. yes, that's it, charity...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Did I say they would be crocodile tears?
or aligator/camen depending on which region you're from.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# then i shall sell them
they will fetch a fine price on the holistic medicines black market
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Call Gerry and Kate.
They'll give you a few pointers.

EDIT:lol..pointer..type of dog...unexpected pun!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Arf! for unexpected punnage
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# donated
wahey I have a bee!

(or I will do tomorrow)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Happy bee-taday then!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# indeed
and I'm currently on a four day weekend, and i have some puff

Life is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# bees are the bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Happy B3taday
and Gratz on the Bee Icon when it arrives

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm quite jealous of your badger icon actually
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That's quite an old icon now - one done by Pecker
in the early years.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hippy bistro!
Fortunately you won't have a furtive as that means you have absolutely no life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahah excellent.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# guffaw guffaw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hehe
too true

also I will leave this here
BBC creating footballers

might still be on bbc.co.uk/sport
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ..
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# why is he saying "I love horse cock"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Sorry but this made me angry. COmpletely unshoppped!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Cheeky Fucking Bastards!
When I'm a hotshot lawyer, I'll do a pro bono case:

b3ta -v- The Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# +Sun
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Roffles!
Does not surprise me one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Theiving Twunts
who's image is it anyway?

I know we take images from the interweb but we tend to do stuff with them like shoppery and mashing etc. but simply to take someone else's work and copyright it to their own website is soooooo wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I say
we email their legal department with dire tales of how one of their images was featured prominently on b3ta.com without permission
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# actually, this could be really funny.
'Just to let you know, I think www.b3ta.com are stealing the images from your hardworking staff.

I think you should do an expose on these thieves and hackers, stealing our identities.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *dashes off email to Julie Moult*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# this
now
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'm going to start to use as many of my own sources as possible.
That way the next time they do nick one of mine they're really in the shit.
Unfortunatelys the site isnonprofit so they can't use these images but I think they're in trouble claiming it as their own.
They're actually very good at paying up if one appears in the newspaper itself. Althought it still is an 'if you can't us we'll pay' not the legally required 'seen to be trying to contact the creator'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# did you really expect anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# The annoying fact is that if we hosted other people's work
we'd get lawyers coming after everything we owned, yet they do it as though it's their right.

Recently a person I know was billed by Getty for using three 1-inch images in a photomontage the images had already been heavily montaged and cropped for £800 each image and also to remove the montage from their website - they are currently negotiating a fair price.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I like how the Suns 'Virals' sections are the same as b3ta image challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hmmm. Rob? Editor of The Scum?
it all makes sense now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# there needs to be the same protection for the likes of us, as there is for the companies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# thieving cunts
they should all be hung.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :O RG
I'm not sure you should be using that image... the sun owns it now.

pfft of all the nerve. What a bunch of stealing lie propagating cockmungers the sun cunts are.
edit : a close source told us
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Careful - That's libel
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# only if it's not true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yes and the onus is upon The Sun to
prove otherwise rather than vice-versa. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hooray for rumour, conjecture and hearsay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yes those are the 3 cockmonkeys of Liberty
I'd draw/shop them but I'm a tad tired
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# heh
it's the weekend, relax!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Not much chance of that I'm at work at 3:45
but then I have a week's holiday so boo then yay then after a week boo again. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# a holiday at this time of year?
that's crazy! you'll spend most of your free time running around like a headless chicken, trying to do all those little last-minute christmassy things before you go back to work! unless you're going away for a week, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Nope, pretty much sitting at home
watching DvDs, Playing on the 'Puter, Reading some 'puter related books, eating, sleeping, worrying about when I have to go back to work that sort of stuff. As for Christmassy stuff we don't bother much - put up the tree, send out a few cards, cook a nice Christmas dinner - turn into couch-potatoes - jobsagood'un.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yeah, i'm having an easy christmas this year
giving everyone cards with cash in, going easy on the decorations and spending christmas day with my parents. no turkey cooking for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# All sorted out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# the bottom left of this image worries me slightly
did you shop in the "sun justice"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *shudders*
those vaginal batter flutes should not be allowed to use the word after the birmingham 6 or the gilford 4 etc.
they have the journalistic instinct of a bowl of rancid curd. a close source told us
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# JUSTICE FOR THE GUILTY SEVEN!
okay, so they picked a bad name...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Free the Famous Five!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# except that gender-bending bitch, george
uppity cow, she was the mastermind behind uncle quentin's disappearance all along
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# We demand justice and lashings and lashings of ginger beer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# mmmmmmm
ginger beer...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# and their dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# The dog can fry!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# lasist
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Naaa
It was more of a Korea move:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Wankers
I have the industry standard bapla pricing guidelines, including for image theft, if anybody wants them

BBD, Archie, Manic not least have found it quite useful, email if you want the .pdf document; email in profile, but i'm off to work right now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Thanks riverghost
Your ongoing crusade has really helped.

Keep on postin!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# That really does take the fucking piss.
The things posted here on b3ta are for the public domain, so for it to be released elsewhere isn't technically wrong (after all, these are Internets) but to copyright an image that isn't theirs, without gaining the artist's permission is outright stealing. And let's face it, the cunts at the Sun aren't exactly doing it to make the world a happier place - they're boosting their image and profiting from the resulting higher sales (probably amongst several other money-making methods).

That really does take the piss and if I were the artist I would be seriously having some harsh words and demanding payment along with a written apology. I can't remember who made the image, but I hope they're calling up the Sun and raising merry fucking hell - I would be.

Rant over (for now).
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Wankers
My hate for the Sun reaches new hieghts. They ran an article on urban exploration the other day, one of the things I do, and made it look like all Urbexers are hoodie wearing hooligans breaking into building sites and taking photos to gain some sort of social respect. Which we are not
Actually I'd make an exception in the case of the Suns offices.

Sorry for plugging my own site there, but the Sun has given me web-rage.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# "I love muffins"
thats what i got.
(Fluffster, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i think he might just
love horse cock anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ARGUE WITH FREUD, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# 1/2 a redex!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Do I need an excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I love this.
Have some Taramusalataaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I want to add pinataaaaaAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# How about King Leonidas with some silky stockings on
and saying "This is.. GARTER!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ORDER OF THE GARTAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Anyone have a png I could steal for a bandwagon effort?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
#
images.google.co.uk/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Thank You Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I couldn't be bothered typing '300'
into it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# how about this
media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/LordLayAlot/ScreamingSPARTA.png
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hehe :-P

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Sparta Thread!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# 300 parts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Possibly bin dun, mebbe.


Click for bigger (70KB)
(MistahG, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
winnah!

If Teh Hat is lurking I expect we'll see his disco tents one:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# pfffft
turd camping goods
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I think this was done some many years ago
but very woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# very very very good
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oooooof
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I got arrested for camping once
the charge was loitering within tent
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha brill
repos up business booming
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Is that Newbury?
Well?

Answer me!
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# oh hohohoho
Hahahahahahaha HA!
(plonker, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Absolute Genius!
First belly-laugh of the day. Thanks.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# very good, likey much
but the camping shop in Stratford Upon Avon that apparently had the sign in the window said "Now is the discount of our Winter tents". Robert Lindsay who played Richard III was terrified he'd get the line wrong after seeing it in the window.

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Just wanted to get this one out of my head.


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] one more coz its to cold to go out brrrrrrrr.
(smalldickedandproud, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Thats one veiny cock.
And I am not talking about the pink thing in Charlies nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Spam for lunch anyone??
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hehehe
Variation of a theme?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# A slight reworking of afternoon tea.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# heh
SPAM
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# heh heh
nice rework -could run and run
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)

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