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# Please accept this post as atonement for my previous sins against hollywood beauty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# ok i'll accept it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# What are they saying?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
#
it was boring so i crossed it out but it was like something about how its hard to have conversations and then a joke about drinking pee
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I keep meaning to start carrying sticky notes around
I have so many reasons to use them throughout the day like: "Hey man, I really disagree with you bumper sticker, I can't really get into it here but here's my blog address, I going to be posting about it anyway so you might as well know what I'm saying about you."

or

"Don't go see this movie [on a movie poster]. I didn't see it but I'm really annoyed by the previews. Bruce Willis seems really uncomfortable around black people."
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# hahahah this is such a good idea. i shall start doing this in estacada and portland.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:39, archived)
# the pornographic torture of homer simpson

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I like this one a lot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# thanks me too
its supposed to be like a witch crypt keeper with a slave.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# You are worrying
I like your pictures, a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# LOLWUT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Careful, now.
Someone's already been arrested for Simpsons related japes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# what what? who now?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I have no link, but an Australian no less was charged with having pornographic images of Lisa Simpson. Apparently, it's child porn.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)
# like the real lisa simpson or a cartoon?
i dont understand.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# holy mother fucking shit what the fuck what the fuck
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7770781.stm
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I would like for this judge to discover rule 42.
I don't think he'll like it.

Also: the guy got fined rather than jailed, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Wait, I meant rule 34.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Please let him find the furries
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:39, archived)
#
www.stuff.co.nz/4786351a1860.html
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# you draw so well man give me your phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# sorry i dont give my number out to homos!!!!!
oh burn!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Careful now...
...I've had people arrested for less...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
# thank you for this excellent foray into the mind of doctor dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Yay! It's a Dr. D MegaPost!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Silly man.
Doesn't believe in apostrophes.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:46, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# be careful with the simpsons stuff doc
www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24771973-16947,00.html
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# This one wins
everything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# To Continue a theme: Waterbear fighters engage ground targets.

I like water bears
Click for bigger (192KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# This is fucking yes!
I am fucking hungry

Edit: Im also seeing a cock on that things forehead
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# My I suggest
eating some fucking food? (^_^) oum
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I have none :(
And its too late for shops :( sad sad faces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# No foods?
Not even ramen?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# more please
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# fuhhhh!
what are they, even? who cares! shoot them down!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Waterbears
They put cockroaches to shame in the way they are totally indestructable... ten years without water, burn them, freeze them, 5000 times the amount of radiation a human can survive.. you name it. Waterbears take a kicking and keep on Ticking.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Yup.
years of exposure to hard vacuum, freezing to within a rounding error from being at absolute zero, crazy amounts of gamma irradiation...

But then we usually die from gamma exposure because of our fragile digestive tracts, which these creatures don't have.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# And don'f forget bdelloid rotifers!
Those things are fucking nails.
(Bob the Scutter, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# no sex, please
we're bdelloid rotifers
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# What happens if you stand on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ...nothing
they really are quite scarily tough
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# But they do have cocks on their heads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# They shoot you with 'lazers'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Are you still awake?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)
# That's all sorts of kinds of types of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# i would pay money for this
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I was reminded of this guy whom I saw on Freakazoid, when I stumbled across the meme.

Click for bigger
I decided to draw him.
I always loved Candlejack, but don't s
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Candlejack eh?
I think he's a pre
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# haha i see what you did there
you did that really old and boring thing where people say candlejack and their sentence ends premat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I always loved Candlejack, but don't s
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I always loved Candlejack, but don't s
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hurrah!
I spot a new internet mem
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# haha "new"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# this^ lols
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Meh...
...I haven't been keeping u
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# You're doing it wrong XD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I like the hands.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)
[challenge entry] don't normally bother with compos.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# bloody hell, now the siren's gone
awooga, awooga, abandon ship!

EDIT: g'night guys, early start tomorrow, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# nighty night
I'm off to bed, too...

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'm off too.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# haha...
is that Kris Akabusi's stretch humvee?

edit: oops, I meant John Fashanu, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# A robot!

Yay!

Dancing for some reason!

Unnecessary!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# gir-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# they have the happies!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# DANCING TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# you goddamn rhythmic jellytot, you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I love jellytots.
Except for the one time my stepdad made me a packed lunch involving Jellytot sandwiches. I was twenty one, and NOT impressed.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# This is yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Woo!
and yay for unnecessariness!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# This
reminds me of Space Channel Five, for no good reason.

But lots of fun ones.

Click
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I like your pictures very much
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 4:22, archived)
# yaaay!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] HoHoHELL!
Been done to hell and back!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Get thee behind me
santa!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# you only want him to get behind you
so he can give you a hot, fresh sack delivery straight to your tradesmen's entrance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# thank god
he only comes once a year...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# just as well
you'd suffer a year's worth of anal seepage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *looks for double entendre*
*finds only single entendre*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# my entendres come straight and fast
they don't need to hide, they're proud of what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# poor bastard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# he makes quite a
splash, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Oof!
Right up the chimney!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# and into your stocking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Santa looks pretty mean on his own...
Santa V Austin Drage....

FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Been done, but yours is animated so you deserver extra woo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] And the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# im super serial.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# ya wanna know what bugs me?
Obamanipple -- just the utterance of 'obamanipple' drives me fruity
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Talkin' of Obama and fruit...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Amanda Holden loves it
Britain sure does have talent
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha!
That works...in a txty sort of a way...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] oh, hang about
hang abouti've got another one that'll fit


nicely done your picture by the way
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Thanks indeed :)
been so busy getting stuck into ProjectEuler puzzles lately that I plum forgot about the golden b3ta ratio of time spent to woo-age.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] shameless self-promotion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# haha I like the way that all your inages have that dotty texture
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# that's mspaint for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# paint.net is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# i'd look into it
but it's hardly worth it now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Paint.net is good and easier than GIMP
not gone forever?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i have no idea
a year at least, maybe two. depends on how soon i can get fit enough for the doctors to let me get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Oh dear, not good.
Know the feeling, I could do with some motivation. I was on the verge of inventing something unique when it all went wrong. I can't imagine no interwebs atm.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i did invent something, but it was shit.
i love reading and i knit patchwork blankets, so i've got stuff to do in the house. my sisters keep having kids, so there's plenty of babysitting to do, plus my mate picks me up every two weeks or so to stay in his for the night. i'll miss t'interweb, but i'll survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Well at least there are people around to chat to.
When I'm well I only use the webs for researching stuff. Guitar, bikes and projects keep me going.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i'm distracted as easily as i get bored
i've been painting lately, harbour scenes mostly. they're crap, but they keep me occupied.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Nice thing to do.
I used to paint stuff I thought up (in layered acrylics) but somehow my imagination fails me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# try saving as jpg rather than gif
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# every time i try that, it won't upload
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ...
...you need to upgrade to an Amiga 1200.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# i need to upgrade to gold-digger status
but as i'm in my thirties now, i'd have to bag a 90-year-old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# haha!
smoking makes you look cool - true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# it does
unless you're an old man hacking his lungs up over a rollie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Oi!
That's me, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# smoke real fags, cheap bugger!
rollies make your fingers orange
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Maybe...
but they don't stink the place out as much, and er...they're cheaper. Oh, you mentioned that one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# you're joking, aren't you?
i knew a bloke who smoked rollies, they stunk like burning sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# He must have been using
armpit hair instead of tobacco - schoolboy error...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# certainly smelled like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Oi rollies make the baccy last longer
and light pipe tobacco is cheaper.

/poverty blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# i'm poverty-stricken myself
i'll probably be quitting in a week or two, i really can't afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# smoking is bad for you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# mmmmkay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] All I want for Christmas...
...are the matching mittens.

(Filthio, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Heh
I like this.

It works.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I CAN BE ICE DRAGON YEAH?

Sorry for shoddy colouring, my tabet is on my bed
and so am I and its hard to handle, like a fox
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Your ice dragon is better than my ice dragon.
YOU BIG ICE DRAGON
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# >:( I AM NOT A DRAGOn
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Sounds like something a dragon might say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# >:( Dont ANGER HIM HES LIKE A DRAGON OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# YEAH YOU ARE
MOST DEFFS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# MOS DEFS?WTF?!??
IM NOW A RAPPER ASWELL?
WTF!!!!!!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# NO NO NO
MOST DEFFS. MEANS MOST DEFINITELY. DURR.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# MOS DEF?!?!!?!
WTF?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ARG WTF NEVERMIND
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# LOLSI WIN THIS TIME :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# NAH!
*THROWS DICE AT YOU*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# DICE CANNOT HURT ME
I R LEVEL 20 COOLIO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# NO U R JUST DRUNK AMIRITE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# far from it
I havent touched booze since 4am sat night/sun morning
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'm drunk now.
It's hell not having to work again until the second week of next year.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# i would respond with some kind of dragon pun based on the lyrics of the actual song
but that would require me to go on youtube and actually listen to the song, which is just not worth it

so have a woo instead
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Yay, an actual woo!
I'll treasure it forever :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# no one fucking woos or yays anymore
i remember when this was all fields...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Yay Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# MR COOL DRAGON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# LIKE A FOX, HES COOLER THEN YOU
I've wasted 32 hours playing oblvion so far...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It's hardly time wasted.
It's excellent preparation for Fallout 3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Ive done sod all of the main quest
Ive just got some book which is proper dangerous or something
Ive spended way too much time just dicking about doing guild shit
Also Im deffo gonna get fallout in jan, hopefully it will be teh cheap in teh sales :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I'm dismembering nasties
in Dead Space at the moment. Fun, but somewhat predictable so far...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Im also waiting til next autumn, that is when Call of duty: Modern warfare 2 is going to be out
and its made by infinity ward rather then shitty treyarch :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I've only just got a decent PC
so I'm playing catch-up. CoD4 is on my 'to do' list!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# DO IT HARD!
im on xboxies so I dont have to wait for decent PCs and I cant play pc games as my laptop sucks balls :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# fallout 3
tis £20 on amazon.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Threnody - Is a filthy, filthy bibliophile & you love it, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# N'ice dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Yay! A terrible pun :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] this season,
i will be mostly liking the random colouring-in

also:


and thats about all from me tonight, ta-ta.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# That's a pathetic nerdy
beating he's administering there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
#
he's just warming up
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Get yourself a real Cricket Bat Bill
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Haha what!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Bail Gates?
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# oh
may have fucked up somewhere...
probably when i took them drugs
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I belt slag?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# yes
i think that was it...

*single to hull, please
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i love dragons
best of all the mythical creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# like jesus and the armish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yes, just like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# and santa!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] X Factor
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Boom...boom?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# the sound of two terrorists walking into a bar?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# NO, half the vengaboys
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# *shakes the room*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# That was will smith and jazzy jeff >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# NO, two elephants falling off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# you evil git, now i've got vengaboys lyrics in my head!
boom boom boom
i want you in my room
lets spend the night together
from now until forever
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I had the high school musical song stuck in my head all day
the one that goes,
No no no no, stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Dont mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ha!
I saw someone with a Status Quo shoulder bag in Manchester at the weekend. I was so jealous...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# you can match them by getting a pic of teh quo on YOUR sack
definately worth it in time for your 3000th post
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# haha!
Now THAT would be truly showing my devotion to teh mighty quo...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# one way to get into the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i've luckily managed to only watch one of them, not sure whether it was number one or two
they were working at some country club type place if that clarifies things?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I dont really know, all I remember was its in a school and they sing annoyingly catchy songs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# think i saw the second one then
kermode seems to love them all, was surprised he wasn't too harsh on the new transporter film either
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Transporter 1 has probably the best bit of cinema ever in it
at the end on the lorry where he does that flip and kicks the guy through the windscreem its amazing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# i've a funny feeling i fell asleep watching the transporter
not necessarily because of the film, it'd been a long day (I think!)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# That's ok...
...I blanked out the whole of Matrix Revolutions because I had a migraine when I saw it. It was much more interesting in my head, and when I could only see it at 4 FPS, and in spangly B+W.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# He also thinks that the greatest film OF ALL TIME
is The Exorcist...

I mean, it's a great film, but come on...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I WANT YOU IN MY RO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# go go gadget pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# haha.
good to see her making a comeback these days.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i don't get what this is about but i never did like basil brush
goodnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# night night
...the modern one is rubbish. Old Basil Brush was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# me neither
he always annoyed the hell out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# It's all about the force, baby...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# you loon...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# OMG
You have 3 more messages to be 1337!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Erm...
RIS?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Ahhhhh yes,
I bemember now...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
#
t3h l337 |-|4x02 473 m4h 54|\||)vv1[|-|
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I'll make you another...
pass the mayo...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Hooray! you are now 1337!
You have now got your internet wings
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# 0|\/|9, \/\/|-|47 4 70553|2!
or something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# D':
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# OMFG
I just noticed this when I was editing my board sig. Look at my number of posts! I am not making this up!!!


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# U's L337!!
OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# never post again!
I mean that in a good way...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I already did.
I've changed the outcome by observing it.

I should work at CERN.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# It's the Stockholm effect!
Or do I mean the Heisenberg uncertainty principle? I'm not sure...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# or
possibly the Pauli exclusion principal, I'm not sure. Everything I know about physics is wrong and it changed after I did my A-levels in 1997.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Cafepress think i'm 1337
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# well, i wouldn't kick you out of bed
but, then again, i'm not exactly picky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Aww...
...that's sweet... thanks babe...

Here's a much better more recent photo..


...but I am a great big dirty poof so your chances are slim, sorry :)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# heheheh
most of my mates are big poofs :)
nice ink, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Ta!
My ex did most of it. He's recently deceased, so it's kind of a legacy.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# they are alforating!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# LOL
I read that as 'Exfoliating.'

Silly Shalroth.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# dammit that was supposed to say
they are floating
brain melting
g'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Sounds like my migraines.
Have fun, and grab a bowl.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Swinging on a rope...
Duh! Didn't yopu see the 574|2 |^|4|2z?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# My aunt bought me dice for the hols XD

That sparkly d20 is my favorite. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# looks like you're in for a confusing game of monopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# no, i want to be the car
you be the ochre jelly
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# pffft!
nerd :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# HAhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# how useful
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Well, yes.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *watches sarcasm machine explode*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Awww
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# ...
...I bought an awesome set of Amethyst D6 from the chap I ended up buying my house from.

It was important when I was playing ShadowRun in 2002.

Then I realised that my character was basically 'Bullseye' from DareDevil, then I lost the will to live.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I wanna play D&D with mine. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# build a tower with them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# And then topple it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Hooray!!
D20 Jenga!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# i used to have a fantastic swirly d20
that came with the game torg
but i lost it on the school bus. bah
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Awww
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Use marbles.
You'll never lose a Willpower roll again.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Also...
...a D20 is also a nasty sounding digital Roland synthesiser, from when they really should have known better.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# And a Nikon camera.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# As well!
Good call babe!! ROFL
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I was a big fan
of the D10 in it's day.

But I think it's a very 'of its era' synth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hm...
Linear Arithmetic Synthesis was never going to convince anyone. Samples of the 'Attack' of real instruments, mixed with dodgy DX-7 style FM (Well, Phase distortion really) to save space in the ROM... it sounds great if you want cheesy eighties-style Chris DeBurgh patches.

I have the D5, based on the same engine as the D10, just harder to edit I think. You can access all of the operators from the front panel. you just wouldn't ever want to. Working backward from a Japanese cookbook is easier.

I even still use my Atari ST and Falcon to edit the patches on my D5, but it's still just horrible. I paid £80 for this synth in 2003 and I wish I'd saved the money for an MS2000. Ugh.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Just wondering here, but...
have you ever tried working backwards from a Japanese cookbook?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# You wind up with lots of raw stuff.
Much the same as going forwards, really.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hai...
sou desu.

Sore wa 'ramen' desu ne?

(yes, I'm learning Japanese. Officially, and on purpose. Try not to faint.)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Du--wha--what does that mean?
Japanese is a pretty cool-sounding language. Is it hard?
I'm learning French (we have to take a language at school, and it's that or Latin or Spanish) as well as Dutch, though I need to practice more. And I wanna learn something Norse. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# It's not actually that hard
but it is very different to all western languages, you have to think in a different order. Oh, and there are three new alphabets to master:

for example:

watashi wa kirakite desu.

regarding me, killerkitti it is.

they're called particles... 'wa' indicates that it's the topic.

Anata wa kirakite o-namae desu.

Regarding you, your name is killerkitti.

Kanji is characters from Chinese, where one symbol (or 'glyph') represents a concept or a word.

Hiragana is a syllabary, where each glyph represents a sound. it's used for particles, where there's no kanji, and sometimes you see hiragana as well as the kanji, if it's considered obscure.

Then there's Katakana, which is like hiragana but with simpler glyphs, the same sounds as in hiragana but it's only used for words that aren't japanese in origin.

I can see why you learn Spanish and French, with Mexico and Canada and that.

I was fluent in German at one point, and Dutch and Norwegian were quite straightfoward in comparison. I learnt Norwegian (boksmal) to ask a girl out once. long story, that didn't end well.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# There's nothing 'dodgy' about DX-7s
BAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *sigh*
What I said.

There's nothing wrong with the DX-7 (apart from the whole 4-operator Phase distortion concept) but Roland's take on it with their LA synths was well dodgy.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Yeah maybe, honestly I didn't use many Rolands back in the day
but I did spend a fair amount of time deep in the belly of the DX7, inspired by the fact that Eno made it sound so fucking great. It was fiddly and unpredictable but totally worth it.
The setup I have now makes everything easy and is pretty much unlimited in scope, and I never know what the fuck to do with it. Limitations and difficulties work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# This last bit, definitely.
I find I get the most gut-based inspiration from doing things like taking a kids' pound-shop keyboard (pulled out of a skip) and plugging it into a bunch of guitar effects, then tweaking things. This worked best when the batteries in the keyboard were nearly dead, and the distortion stage was picking up Radio 4.
If I try to get the same sort of immediacy from a stack of very-nice-sounding-and-infinitely-adjustable synths / softsynths, there's just too much to mess with.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Yep
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Yup.
I use to pick up S4C (welsh channel 4) on my mum's old tonewheel organ.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# QUICK ROLL A D12 SUMMON AN ICE DRAGON OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I SUMMON ICE DRAGON: EPIPHANY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU NAMED IT AFTER ME?
NOW ITS GOING TO BE USELESS AND PROBABLY DRUNK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Smirnoff Ice Dragon?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Pffffthahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# LOLS
Smirnoff black ice is so much nicer then the standard smirnoff ice
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I have a couple of bottles
of Smirnoff Ice in the fridge. A waiter at the curry house gave us them a couple of weeks ago. I might just drink them now. Alcopoptastic.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Well that was nice of them
The guy at our curry house let me take my half drunk pint with the glass aswell once I'd finished my foods
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# \O/
spent £25 on alcopops at my local corner shop a couple of days ago. I ended up shouting at my boyfriend and falling into bed at 23:00. Also, they stained my half-litre glass sort of purple. It's glass. How is it not washing off?!?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# What's an alcopop?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Smirnoff Ice, bacardi breezer, reef, wkd, etc...
Shit girl drinks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# The ones what are pretty colours?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yes I suppose so
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Those look nasty. Like I remember seeing ads for wkd in the tubes and it was a wrong color and it looked wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# They dont taste so bad when you stick a straw in one
and down it in like less than 5 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahah
That doesn't seem like the way to enjoy a drink, just the way to get very drunk very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# well that too, we have races and shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahah
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :)
Blue WKD mixed with Dr. Pepper is awesome, it's one of the best things I have ever invented. It tastes like bubblegum and christmas cake and it doesn't get you too drunk, to quickly. (There's probably more ethanol in a jolt of mouthwash or cough syrup)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# What flavor is 'blue'?
XD
And I have no idea what Christmas cake is. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Really?!?
It's the cake you have at christmas!!

It's usually a heavy boozy fruit cake, with a layer of marzipan and fondant icing over that.

Usually tastes like cyanide.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Especially if you use it to make turboshandies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Oh yes, turboshandies FTW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# NO I DIDN'T NAME IT. YOU ARE AN ICE DRAGON, DID YOU NOT KNOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# NO, QUICK DRAW ME SO I KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# OKAY WAIT I CAN'T DRAW DRAGONS LOL

LOLOL BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF IN YOUR HANDPAWTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# HANDPAWTHING THATS A SHIT NAME FOR IT
HE LOOKS HAPPY THO, I DONT REALLY HAVE BUY EYES THO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# WHAT'S A BUY EYE?
WELL IT'S NOT A HAND IS IT? AND IT'S NOT A PAW...SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? A CLAW?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# A PAND OR A HAW I DONT KNOW
ITS A BUY EYE LIKE NOT IN YOUR FACE, LIKE A FROG OR A BUG OR SOMETHING
I DONT KNOW
IM TIRED AND SCARED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# WAIT WAIT WAIT
DO YOU MEAN A BUG EYE?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# OH yes, I cant Type,
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# looks like its about to do a massive poo
hnnnnngg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I cant have any poos, We have no toilet paper :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# it is not an ice dragon at all
it is a poo dragon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I tried that.
All I did was increase my THAC0.

I don't even know what that means.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# OH FUCK, NOWYOU'RE IN FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i have never owned such a dice
nor would i know what kind of game to play with it.
i have never felt less geeky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahah
Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *ahem*
Such a 'die'...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Pfffft
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# see? i don't even know the right thing to call it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# di
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Fool of a Took!

EDIT: I didn't mean it. Your name just...Peregrin Took...and yeah...sorry. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# nice!
...takes me back to my D&D playing days in the 80's. That nerdiest of games was introduced to me by a kid from California when I was living in the States...we didn't have dice as nice as these, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Interesting fact:
The opposite sides of a die always add up to 7.

regardless of the number of faces, or which numbers are printed on them, THEY ALWAYS ADD UP TO SEVEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Woah!
Really?? That's AWESOME! :D

EDIT: LIES! It's not working on my d20. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Clearly you
cannot count properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# 12 is across from 9.
That doesn't make 7...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# 9 - (1 * 2)
obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Oh...well...
I thought I just had to add them. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# makes me think of long afternoons spent playing warhammer 40k as orks.
or do you have them for d&d? if so, who are you keeping in your dungeon? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I've read some warhammer books...
I wanna play D&D with 'em. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# one of the guys at work used to be really into d & d
i never realised that it's pretty much all group storytelling, i assumed it was more like warhammer not about individual characters. it's a bit sad that it does intrigue me a little
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Hahahah
Yeah I have some friends that play, so we've been talking about getting together to play once I get the new DM Handbook and Player Handbook.
I never played Warhammer though, so I don't know what that's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# needs more tits
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i don't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Feck the Chimpmunks..
These guys are Woodstockin' veterans!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# FUNN-KAYee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# ...
...what kind of a Roland synth is that?

It looks like it should say SH-3 but it can't be an SH-3.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# D-50?
i think that's what it says
source is blurry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i like the d50
it has nice cheesy sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I have a D5.
It's horrible.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# i have a Yamaha DJX
it r00lz
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# They're fine...
..I also have a MicroKorg and an MC-303 which is just nasty and digital. The Low-pass filter doesn't even do anything, it just trims the high-end of the samples. Ugh.

Astonishingly, the Yamaha PSR-220 ROMpler that I'm about to sell to a cow-worker sounds better and phatter and more analogue than most of the digital synths I've heard from the early nineties. I'm embarassed to own that instrument.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I have a handful of crap old synths.
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Go on...
...name and shame...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Um...
JV-80 (£40)
JV-1010 (£30)
Yamaha DS-55(!) (swapped it for something - like a biro maybe)
Roland S-220 sampler (ahem, "special" discount at a shop where I worked)
GR-30
Novation X-Station (which I quite like).
I use the 1010 as a zero-overhead composition module before I load up full soft-sampled stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I have an SH-3 at home
No, NOT an SH-3a.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ooooh
Analogue! I have a Juno-6. I love that little enormous power sapping thing.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Also:
I'm building a robot that can make little tunes as it followes a thin sheet of paper with pencil scribbles on it.

I just need to work out how to tune it, at the moment it just beeps at varying pitches.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# also also: I want a Juno 6.
They're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Get in touch.
I'm thinking of replacing mine with a Juno-60 or a Juno-106. I might not even need it any more if I get the Korg MS-2000B I want so much for Xmas.

(Which is never going to happen. I still want / need something Analogue in there somewhere, but the Juno is taking up a lot of space and one of the arpeggiator chips is a bit faulty)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I'm in Sydney - I'm guessing the shipping costs would be a little bit prohibitive.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ...
it would probably cost about half what I paid for the machine to get it shipped.

But at least it's 220V...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# This is very cool
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# their rock poses don't fool me
they're corporate pussies, the lot of them
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# IT'S THE FIFTH WAVE OF SKA! from the WIRRAL!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Hey...
...I'm from the Wirral.

I'm not proud.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *readies spanging pan*
*takes a long run up...*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# No, dammit
From the SQUIRRAL!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I couldnt sleep
this harks back to a time perhaps 2 year ago when a band of animated squirrels played punk rock. and there was a dancing chicken girl. oh happy memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I was that squirrel punk band.
It seems a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'm gonna eat your babies.


Found this down the back of my sofa ... if only his campaign manager had the chance to release it before the election he could of tipped the balance.
(mrnathan, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# \O/
Been overused, this clone tool has.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# careful of them
one slip and they'll have your jugular off
have a woo, a yay, and a hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# And they'll jump down on you from the trees
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *joins in*

(yes i know the shadows are all wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# "Ah hallo...
Mister Burns I presume?"
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I AM WEARING A BRA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# *unhooks with mindpowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I do hope it's a push-up bra

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I hope it's a sit-up-and-take-note bra
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# it's a silky burgundy one with lacy bits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Any trace of nip nips?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Sideboob?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Underboob?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Does this mean you can be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Underbob
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Wombleboob free?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# the Womboobs of etc
fucking red wine you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# shadows really don't look too bad
good job lol 'have a cigar'
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# The shadows are all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# damn.
damn it all
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Cliff especially.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Aces
Time for me to go to bed. the fire and use of a squirrel in exceptional circumstances earns you a yay! nn b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# just had to share
this lovely Christmas ornament.

The owners of the ornament never even noticed the shape.
(joe stoner dot com, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Why am I looking at your large floppy dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Boredom?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# water tower?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It looks like a blue space rocket
Natch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ball on some sticks looks like a rocket?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Sputnik?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# arf! it looks like a cock!
sorry for tj but wasnt worthy of its own thread:



see here
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# holy crap
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# arch ploy
ho lap cry (in that order)
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# No one filmed the crash on their mobile?

It didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i'm putting my bets on
the pilot having been otherwise distracted
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# what a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# "At the least it must have been a symptom you were not giving your full attention to driving."
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

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