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# Cruel but oh so funny
(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# that's a great picture you've took
it must have taken you ages to train the pigeon

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I've seen that picture before
what have you changed? have you added more pigeon detectives? (by which I obviously mean shit)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I'd say he's changed where it's hosted
:D

edit: I reckon that couple on the right are pigeon detectives, or at least pigeon associates
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# that photo is as old the t'internet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hang on - I've got a great pic somewhere of a lady golfer.
She's kissing a trophy, and you'll never guess what it looks like...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# a golf bag?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# A GHOST!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Oooo close...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# An inflatable France?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# It's good but it's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# of course it's not right! people shouldn't be puffing up france, it's just not cricket!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Well their students seem to be doing a reasonable enough job of blowing the place up themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# those crazy french
they really know how to fucking party :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Like it's mille neuf cents quatre vingt dix neuf...
catchy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# oh my god, you've caught french!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I haven't posted this in a while
(__, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Stop!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# HAMMERZEIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# *Halo 3s*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Psst...
this is for posting pictures you've made yourself, not pictures you've found. If you've found something cool, post it on /links.

You probably won't even read or reply to this, though. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] They're flippin everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I really don't know what I'm going to do next time I want to buy whatever it is Woolworths sold.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# did like you did before and went to a different shop that sold it cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *goes and rents an empty shop*
*opens a knocking shop*

"Come to the Knocking shop and knock on many different doors"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Am I the only one who ALWAYS reads 'to let' as
crapper?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# nope, I do that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# no
I've found these signs amusing ever since I was a small child

one day I might grow up, but fuck that :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# sod that, there are time to be grown and there isn't that many of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# damn right!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# have a load of fun, you only live once and it is for a short time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I haven't had enough fun
I could die at any minute

hmm

let's steal a couple of million and piss off to brazil :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# no, I am constantly surprised that so few people add a comedy "i" between the two words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Bromsgrove high street
really is shit!
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] New for 2009


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I WANT SOME CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# well, just squeeze her, some'll drop out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# you've see the clip that to, then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I think everyone has by now
and.. that's me not going to think about clotted cream or indeed clotted anything for a while
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# mmmm, yeasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# its a shame, she look so much better with the weight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hmm
i think she looks way hot back in the day
(therapist138 i kill kittens, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Star of the alt.tasteless Dead Pool 2009!
Only Fidel Castro was chosen more times.

Not as many for Thatcher this year though....
(TimChuma, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray for low priced bulk purchase shops for the working class!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Nice to see lepers getting some modelling work.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Leprosy, the gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# If by giving you mean spreading.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I love leprosy
but it's reducing me to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Leprosy...
... I'm not half the man I used to be
there are bits all falling off of me
oh Leprosy came suddenly...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *halfbeams*

CFBASD
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah
hamster waffle iron, monkey bung
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I heard that a small Welsh miner has beeten the hedgehog from hell's worst shag record
He managed to finish in under .3 of a second.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# the quick brown fox jumped over the fat dogs arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That must be quick enough.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Nope, I just checked,
HHFH was still quicker.

He really is the king of the premature ejaculators.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
He has a knuckle at the end of his joint?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# there is a 2 day old puppy in his beard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Vietnam War FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# would it be too obvious to
en
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Jitaday?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *shakes head*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Too soon, man, too soon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] *fullbeams*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# thats blooody ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# oh yes
i'll take 2 please
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# they come in packs of 3
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# one for the japs eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# with free insertion tweasers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# handy back up torch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# crikey !
i would buy those.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# do they come in ice blue colour?
That is ace, wooos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
This is the greatest and most random thing I have ever seen.

I just clicked that I Like This! button with real venom...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# venom? I hope you spat at the screen as you did so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Yays!
*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahahaha
wear strong glasses with these and you are in possession of a death ray!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# now that's a plan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Orbital?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# no, just rotating
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I am so foghorning right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# may I join you?
(I do hope its something nice and not going to end in rupture)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you say they are awesome, but how can I really be sure?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# according to the advert you never will believe fully such a fact
which suggests they might actually be shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# in that case, I'll buy three!
if it was jml they'd also throw in an inneffective hand torch that uses AAA batteries :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I want these!
now
(Sabbie was bored until, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I admit that being called an arsemonger won me here.
*buys eleventeen*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# If I was staring at my colleague's breasts
would they not be lit up, thus outing me as an office perv?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)
# This
Is
Simply
Wonderful.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# people
used to think this is how our eyes actually worked, sheer genius, why couldn't we see in the dark then?!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emission_theory_(vision)
(I helped save b3ta! Kempy, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# afternoon :D almost summer time! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# yays
only 6 months to the London Bash:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yay!
only 9 days till my birthday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# You were born?!
Me too!!! Small world.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# well when i say birthday
crawled out of the lab day would be fairer! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Yay! only 10 months and 16 days till mine.
SHIT, ONLY 365 DAYS TILL NEW YEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# There will only be ONE New year in 365 days time
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 6 months, 2 weeks and 5 days till my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# mmmm, *wanks into a jar* *posts to Rev.*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# mmm
jar of wank! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I sent you a lovely pic i found on deviant, you might want a sick bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# mmmmm
huuuuuuuuuuge nipples and umm jsut huge! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pffft, thought you would like the large lady :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# i didnt say i dont
:)

edit - okay she is vile though!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yay!
358 till mine!
So, can we get you socks again for your birthday this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Naaa we cut his feet off so we wouldn't have to bother.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# socks would be fine
i got some nice slipper socks for xmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Which means it's nearly winter time for me, being a Suvvern dweller now
Happy new year, Rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# yay
almost winter :D happy new year potty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# you gay
lovely sir, march 21st is the first day of spring
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# gay
pah theres far to many people in the world for me to label myself as gay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# you bloody love it, you slut
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# i do
your right! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# happy ny fellah
lets face it the last one was shite, it could only get better from here
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# yeah hope this year
will be better! :D happy new year :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy New Year
Hope you all wore a condom.....

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I did
I was alone though.

EDIT: It reminds of of a Stephen Lynch lyric, 'When I say I love you, I'll look you in the eye. As I slowly slip the hanger up your thigh.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That's posh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Bah you Poshy McPosherson
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ahhh boil in a bag
ferner ferner
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# How did you know I had a boil?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Is Lidl's the New Tesco value now?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
#
Not sure - I've not been paying too much attention.. Too hungover...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Recession and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# always they have the asterisk next to price
just in case :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Just in case what?
You aren't pregnant, and you want to return it?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I do not know human
but it is, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy New Year !!

is this Andy Crane from the broom cupboard ?
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# It looks like SickRik

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# It looks like Ian Beale's gaunt brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I'd hazard this as being nsfw.
I, however, am not at work, *wanks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# i at least
blurred the arse a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# That's an arse?
It was so blurred i thought it was a cat.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I am
*wanks away*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# The cavalier is pretty awful, but I guess that the Sierra Saphire GLS I owner
is chuffed to buggery to have G46HCL all over teh web.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# oh dear fucking god!
oh dear fucking god!

*tries to think of something else to say*

oh dear fucking god!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Unusual adverts?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# It's a niche market really:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# What;s a Resoloution?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
#
Shit.

I don't know what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha I just saw your sig!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Yes, but you group your stores with the likes of Spatula City
(in large out of town estates) and you have a business model
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# spatula city?
what better way to say "I love you" than with a spatula?
(venort apparently exists, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# does he do trade ins?
I got 3 for Christmas and don't know what to do with the spares
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# No but he does fuck badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Darn. I was really looking for their 4V model.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# At least it got one reply ;)
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Ooh I like that
it's all crinkly :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :) Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] advertising. space.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# It appears we have a case of over optimization here.
I'll take a dozen!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Slippery Nude Gere Everybody! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
run hammy... your new home is dark and....not nice!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Run little hamster! Run for your life!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# this is so 10 years ago
i heard he moved on to Chinchillas
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It's retro
Retro is the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hehe wasn't aiming for topical
just to sell the Slippery Nude Gere - pun.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
This must be the year of fresh fannies, there had been an ad on ITV that has been show in nearly every ad break about a femfresh product
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ooh that reminds of the "Truth in advetising" challenge a few years ago
This was one of the entries...
NOT MINE


Which B3tard did this? It was in the days of nobody tagging their stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# lovely houses
the blur in to the background is tops
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I know people who are in the Masons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# As do I.
They are seldom the best.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I think most people on b3ta do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Some of them are okay.
But not the best.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I used to do theatre lighting in Medway
Bad enough you'd think, but the Masons, for reasons best iknown to themselves used to do a Masons Pantomime.

It broke my cringe muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrible, since you ask.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# :-)

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :x
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hello clansoul happynewyearclansoul
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# The United Colors Of Bunnyton.
GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Yay, another happy animal thread.
I enjoy these.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# "I'm not a malefactor, I'm a lagomorph"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] you could argue that mop adverts are quite common?
(KP.... would like an apple pie with that., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# you can't beat
a good mop advert
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I pop this here then..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I only have the one but it's not really that funny out of its original context.

Edit: It was originally a wave that Cockweasle and I made look like Gengar from Pokémon.
http://www.clansoul.com/hostedimages/gengar.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# the ipod image challenge was fun
and by fun i mean TORTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ^

the uspanner was my reply to Fraser if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Do you think anyone's done iWant To Believe?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"

Click for bigger
Click for more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# YES
Very nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# oh hai demon knight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# 'tis the Witch-king from Lord of the Rings :]
This was the source I used:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# nice plump witch king
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahah!
Happy new year, Mr Meats.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Very nice.
I like the textures.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# they taste like ham
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# That's a point, I'm really hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Woo
That's awesome stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# reminds me of Torquemada the God from 2000a.d
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahah I see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Heh
That's going back a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# love Kevin O'Neill's artwork :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I don't like it
(SSSSS, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# That's very interesting.
What don't you like about it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# That it's
not his.
It's ace
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hahah thankyou :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Shit, you're funny aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hello Shada happy new year Shada
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Fantastique!
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# he's outside, he just won't shut up!

Happy New Year B3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# beer on cider
is a good rider
beer on gin makes you a quim
edit : happy new year
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I've.....Been.....Kissed by A Rose!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# is he all pissed up shouting "there's no porpoise to my life"
?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# shell feesh bastaards!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha how utterly braw!
Oh flower of Scoootland *hic*
Happy new ear, Prod!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Happy new year *smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Happy New Year Prod!
Hope it's a good one for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# thank you..same to you and yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Happy New Year!
I remembered to leave the external lights off this year. Lights attract wayward drinkers like moths round our way.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

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