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(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)

mommy, i found chocolate!

ewwwwwwwww -- 'tis dirty for sure

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)

poop asploshun? no ta.

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)

Oh no, it is happening again!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)

You have lovely lips.

(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

Somebody give me a movie deal.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

MAYBE I'LL JUST BAN YOU FROM PHOTOSHOP BECAUSE OF ALL YOUR RACISM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

May I be the first to say,

I for one welcome our weird floaty space thing overlords...

(gtfomh, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

Excellent, they'll be delivering the cake I ordered.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

THEY MAKE THINGS INADVERTENTLY FLOAT WITH THEIR ALIEN SCIENCE

causing havoc to break loose.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

havoc is inherently broken loose

i want my havoc to stay that way

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)

they can have it. earth is a shitpile.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

*dances*

*dances some more*
*points to computer and glees*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)

wut?

you just get bingo?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

All these damn space freaks! Leave earth alone!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

World of goo!

WHAT I'M SAYING IS THIS PICTURE REMINDS ME OF WORLD OF GOO IT IS A GAME I PLAY IT ON MY COMPUTER IT IS EASY TO SEE WITH MY NICE MONITOR DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY MONITOR?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

SRSLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)

Ross Kemp on gangs...

Click for bigger (92 kb)

(CapnJustice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)

Ross...

He really does have a very round head....

(CapnJustice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)

'ave it

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)

ROFFLECASTERS

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)

Piles of rubble and sand with a cow next to the tree

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)

Racist Lan Party

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

Used to fire stinkbombs from slingshots

through window screens. Ahaahahaha.

(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)

Hahaha

woo

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

ahaa

(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)

thanks for clearing that one up, what

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)

I BRING YOU ART

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

iSpock? ;D

nicely appled there!

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

hmm

how illogical

(gtfomh, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

Ceci n'est pas un vulcan pomme

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

I'll take eight!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)

"I know you.

You're that first apple I didn't want!"

(gtfomh, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

I'LL BET HIS BIRD SMELLS REALLY FUCKING BAD.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

I recognise him... he used to be

on a tree.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)

This compo confuses me

FN NOOB

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

fuck him

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

he's a cunt anyway

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

yeah. what a cunt

cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

If looks could kill !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

HAHAHA!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

THIS CONFUSES AND AROUSES ME

Osama is a sexbag, I'd love to make him up

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

shall we shave his pubes and fist him?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

no, please be gentle with him

1. Ceramic straighteners on his beard
2. Nasal trim
3. Subtle mascara & eyeliner to bring out those brooding eyes
4. Powder foundation on the nose to disguise those open pores
5. Impale on a red-hot spike and kick his fucking eyes out

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

he scrubs up quite nicely

good for getting those stains and blown up body bits out of my fucking carpet

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

They suicide-bombed your living room

That isn't on

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

I like you. Shall we take a walk in the shrubbery?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Yes, let us walk amongst the shrubs

then onto the orchard where the shadows are dark and I can KICK YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT without anybody looking

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

that's hardly the spirit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

OK then, TO THE SHRUBBERY!

I promise to never kick your eyes at all, not one bit

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

good. I wear lead goggles, just to be sure,

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

Lead goggles prevent you from seeing the marvels of the shrub world

I'm no shrub expert but I'm sure their marvels are plenty

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

also

STAY YOU CUNT

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

that's the spirits talking

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

I wish I dared to drink spirits. I find if I do, I try to kill people.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

I just weed myself a bit

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)

no point starting a new thread

have some cars, Dave, cars

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

COR! What a beauty!

This is lovely, I flinched a bit when the first one hit the front of the screen. Have a click.

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

I have got chickens

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

lovely birds, what

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

Dude

fuck yes

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

Is it a dance routine by Busby Buckley?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)

oh lordy

this is genius

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

Pretty Imam...

...walkin' down the street
Pretty Imam, wearin' a bedsheet
Etc. etc. etc.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)

Not sure if anyones noticed this...

On the Times website.

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5663155.ece

Just check out the pictures of the day.

Hoping that poor bugger doesn't use a fence to stop either

(infernios, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

/links.

cheers.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

As a trained gynocologist I can confirm that this is medically accurate.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)

well done sir

let us fry another moose

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

By trained gynocologist I mean that I have no medical training whatsoever.

Of course.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

all the more moose for me then

you cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)

isn't the shape of the anus remarkable?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

Cockrectum!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)

Haha

To be sung to the tune of 'Rock Lobster'

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

This appears to be a juvenile

Note the lack of anal teeth.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

I am NOT going to ask how you know that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)

I am a doctor

Specialising in paedophiliatrics

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

poss. nsfw fanny with teeth animation

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)

Jesus Christ!

*mental note to check girlfriend carefully for fanny teeth*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

well at least you can :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

Hmm

You seem to be the expert.
How much would you charge to check my girlfriend for me?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

3 fucks, 2 blowjobs and one fucking hot anal

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

Deal

but promise you'll be gentle with me

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

no teeth

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

vagina dentata

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

One of the stories in Burning Chrome had a girl with a vaginal dentata.

And Snow Crash had a very amusing scene with a horny 15yo skater grrl and a similar device :)

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

more about the horny 15 year old skater, less about the teeth

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

hehe

I forwarded this to my sister. She didn't really understand it. Suggested maybe a bear trap would be more suitable with the idea of pussies entrapping men and stuff.

I reminded her that men are far less cerebral than that when it comes to their dicks and things that might have teefs.

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

pffffft

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

hahahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

haha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

Sledge victim Francesca Anobile was expected to win Oxbridge sledge race

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

by a head

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

I did not notice that.

Thanks for using your old, defunct account to bring it to our attention.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

what a professional

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

Indeed

Im somewhat a practiced lurker

(infernios, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

Then you should know what you did wrong.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)

I seem to have made a bugger up and hit message board. Sorry lads.

(infernios, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

TO THE BUNKER

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

wonderful compendium

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

That's why corners are the best places to wank.

Because you might get a bit of Marge Simpson.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)

YEAH GRAFF THE FUCKING HENGE

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)

that is sad :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)

but lolololol the pic ov da day iz of a bobslede innit

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)

whoopsie

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Shiksa, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)

safe

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McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)

TOO BROWN, MAN

TOO BROWWN

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

you're one of us

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

I've studied the ways of the gayshift in great detail

and tonight I have quaffed much cider in order to feel like one of the gang

thanks mr.horrible you're really not that horrible

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)

STAY YOU CUNT

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

I'M SURE I SAW THAT ON BBC THREE

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

C R A P

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

you owe me two minutes of life

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)

This is mighty good for this time of place

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)

also, what a cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

this is good

now we are finished..

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

Something's happening . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

*exhales*

i'll take an ounce o'THAT

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)

Take a blow . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

I met a man

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)

He was a good man

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)

how good?

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

Dancing the bitter can-can

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

making me foreign

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

oh yeah yeaah

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

Oh yeah yeah?

How are you old bean?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

currently hanging on to my ego

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)

There's your problem

right there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

what, Frank Black?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

Oh no sorry

I thought there was an existential discussion going on.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

there always is when Frank Black is involved

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

This is true.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

that's very very good

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

I thought so

did a good bacon sandwich after fucking too.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)

was it this man?

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

Sailing and shoring

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)

Click for bigger (397 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

I AM A MAN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

A SIMPLE MAN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)

A MAN OF COLOURS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

But did you love him?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

was it this man?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

or was it this man

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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)

No, it was this man.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

AH!! this man!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

HAhahaha

That made me spit a bit of potato...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)

i've got a better one somewhere else, i tidied that one up.

and i don't have potato :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

Mofaha made roast vegetables for dinner.

His roast potatoes are the besttt! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

soap avoiding pot smoking hippy vegetarians

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqsyXPkG3I&feature=related

:)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

Hahahahahah

Australians. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

the boundaaaah

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

Hahah, that's amazing!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

Or this man?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)

hahahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:15, archived)

show me on this doll

where he touched you. And then show me again on this penis, and anus.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)

it was on the HAM!

*sobs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

quick.

Hide in this room full of priests.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

surfin jack a surfin ... surfin jack a surfer .. whoa ho ho

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OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)

fucking cunts

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)

"Hmmm, what's he shoOHDEARGOD!"

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)

fucking

cunts

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)

You'd need a machete and a team of explorers to get anywhere near that cunt.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)

fucking anal cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)

That cunt's full of shit, the cunt.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

Hot wax job !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)

hot wax cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)

fucking cuntfucking cuntfucker

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)

Good place to start !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

BOATS MOTHERFUCKERS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

Enlist here

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Not a photonshoppe

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

subtle

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

There's a whole internet out there where you can post funny pics.

At b3ta.com we ask that you modify pics to make them funny, not just post stuff found elsewhere.

Thanks

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)

top unlurkage there

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)

Unlurkage?

Nearly 8k posts doesn't count as lurkage!

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)

far too low for a man of your calibre

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:59, archived)

I used to post much more often

then I got a job that didn't suck :)

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)

cunt

that's no excuse.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)

*sobs*

You really know how to hurt a guy

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)

we all know that.

Just leave the KY at home before you go raping.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

wow.

That's a talent that will take you far. You'll fit in here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)

Oh noes, you dun it wrong.

Kindly wait here until one of our pedants is free to escort you to the FAQ section.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)

It would be a wonderful idea if you deleted both of your threads

IMMEDIATELY

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

Baby Boomer

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

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Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

Over population . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)

too brown

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

WaaHaaay !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)

Dreamboat.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)

Particles float . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)

Kahblowie teim!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)

Puzzle-re-puzzled . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)

MANGAZM MIT KINDER JAPE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:55, archived)

Parts is parts in these here parts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:58, archived)

yay !

i saw that source pic and couldnt think of summit to do . well done sir

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OneOfSome, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)

Yeah . . . I just had to do summit too . . .

minds of a feather !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

babby is formed

i won't ask HOW.....:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)

It's in the glue . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)

in the name of love

Click for bigger (62 kb)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)

I wish you hadn't done this.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)

what the christ shitting mother cunting fuckbob warpspeedcuntshitufckarse bollock?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)

I can't believe you've done this

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)

can you ban pasanonic please?

I'm not gazzing you, as you requested.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'm not allowed to ban him because he donates so much money to the site

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

Oh shit, it's happening again.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)

I can't believe it's not butter

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)

Rabble rabble rabble

Mind if I drop this here? Not threadworthy and probably bindun:

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)

Boing.

If it goes tits up for him he could definitely rebrand as Mr Moustache.

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zoldergoose, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)

Fucking darksiders!

U2 can go fuck themselves with a dead rodent!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)

and NOT write a song about it.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)

Fuck! Good point!

You have saved us once again.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)

write?

I just assumed vile extrusions spewed forth from their collective cuntrol centre in order to accomplish being a fucking wad of jizzshit

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)

I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT, N THIS THE MUTHAFUCKIN THANKS I GET?

Hello!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CygvrJdCrfc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)

Trucks and a large puddle

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)

best advice ever

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)

That's my no.1 rule in life

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)

do you find it gets you far?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)

but I'm still alive which is more than I can say for other people e.g. dead people

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)

dead people got no reason to live

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)

also, whatis the ~naughty~ in your sig?

I keep the swear filter on for work reasons, though I am not now at work.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)

it says fucksocks

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)

I thought it said fuck

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)

copulationsocks

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)

would you care to demonstrate the said socks?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)

I have eaten them the fuck up

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)

there's no satisfying some people

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)

Prophylactictwat

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)

MC Ren done got his dick wet.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)

teachers used to brag, she was the teacher's pet

and the nigguz used to brag how much they wanna get her wet

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)

MUTHACUNTIN' MUTHACUNTA

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLERR CUNTA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)

Semen-errors.

OH NOES! I'VE BEEN LOBBED!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)

THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD IS A GHETTO, FULL OF MAGAZINES, FULL CLIPS AND HEAVY METAL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)

TUNE!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)

CUZ ITZ 187 ON AN UNDERCOVER COP!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

Hello.

Next week, like next weekend.

MythCock never misses, Miss or Mrs.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)

HELLO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

HELLO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)

NOPE!

BUT I CAN READ YOU JUST FINE. TRY USING
BOTH SHIFT KEYS AT ONCE, IT MIGHT HELP.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)

CAN'T, TOO CLOSE TO SHITJIZZING

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)

OH FO SHO, EWE BEE DONE FUCKED A KIDNEY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)

BRUCE JENNER BROKE MY EYEBALL

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, BRUCE

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Shiksa, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

what a cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

HELLO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

hello

ello

llo

lo

o

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Shiksa, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)

0
o

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)

FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLUBS UP!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

You've got that right again !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

ROOSTERS LIKE A CUNTPISSA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

oh ice cube, remember when you weren't a cuddly shill for the status quo?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)

I CAN DO IT, PUT YOUR ASS INTO IT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

my ass isn't up to any funtricks.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)

Try blinders and a whip.

Failing that, try the old carrot on a stick.

HAW-HEE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)

CRACKA PA-LEEEEASE, DAT ASS BEE FUCKIN LIKE A CUNTSHITA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)

TOP JUICY JAPERY

mirthologically correct at time of going to press...:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)

yeah right man

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

blaaa

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

Make them reconstruct a pivitol episode of AirWolf.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

involving wanking

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

and Chaka Khan squatting over David Coulthard's jaw.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

Rolf Harris, wanking a carthorse pair while fisting a beehive

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)

with added wankening

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

it's what the public wants

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

it's what they're going to get

courtesy of 4dam TV.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)

FORCED VIEWINGS!

Imagine the ratings!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)

where is 4dam? :(

(

Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)

he's been on in the daytime a bit recently, and I spoke to him on MSN the other night

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

SHIT! NO HE DIN'T

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)

HE'S REAL!

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)

oh yes

it may yet be that he make's an appeareance on Saturday night

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)

HAPPY, HAPPY, MEGA BEEF: Budokai - The New Breed

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

This one!

*throws Ultraball*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)

HERE IT IS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)

WHA DA FLAZM?

GIT UP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

AWWWWW

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)

Smoke if ya got em.

Multiple Combo.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

Fuck yeah, chocobo pimp.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

nice

when are you going to make a feature length animation featuring these characters?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

any time now.

b3ta.com/board/9158824]

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

when I can animate feature length things i guess

check back in 2023

more importantly, when are YOU going to animate things? huh? when?

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)

one day

have this while you're waiting

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

:D!

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)

fuck yeah!

love those smoking chickens.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)

PUFFIN !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

Oh yeah man. Yeah. (woo)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

OH.

You're probably the biggest fag ever.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)

<3 !

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)

The Further Adventure of Christopher Biggins

BIG (157 kb)

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

Best use of Gorilla-pod ever, shitey little things.

*got roped into buying one*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

hide drug

is my new favourite phrase

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

It does have the most marvellous snap and urgency to it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

so does "argh! my shins!"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

Yeah, but I understand that.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

I shall test this theory in future

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

my new favourite phrase of all time ever

Unfortunately I have no drug to hide

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

Magic, Magic Budokai Barracuda

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

Part of this was sourced from your sig.

Today I learned what a Nexus Titus Ribbed is.

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

Oh fo sho.

Dem bitches be callin' fo da DILDO KANG!

GET UP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

Nexus Titus Ribbed ain't fo dem bizzitches

it goes into the man's poohole

GET UP!

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

I aint fuckin unless my ass be bleedin yall

- P Dildo

Ed: GET UP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

you used vincent!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)

How could I not use Vincent?

He is my personal meme in my headbrain. I yearn for a better resolution version of that pic.

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

why not email him?

you might get more pics. or a date.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)

But Vincent looks like such a lovely fellow

I'd hate to lead him on. He really looks like a gem of a man, boring as fuck tho.

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)

leading him on wouldn't be nice.

so, tell him you live in a foreign country and want to be his penpal.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)

and need

$5000 for your mother's operation before you can leave her to be with him.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)

I live in a foreign country and I want to be his penpal, these things are true

WHY DON'T I THINK OF THESE THINGS?

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)

MOVE CAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

That baby was such a dick

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)

I prefer playing hockey with them

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

ahHAHAHA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

KER-BLAWIE

beautiful style you have there

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

Take that Macho Man Randy Savage!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

BOOYAH MUTHAFUCKA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

YEEEEAAAHH BOOOOIIIIEEE!!!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

GET UP!

YEAH, IMMA DOO MAH THANG!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

GET RIGHT SHORTY!

BREATHE AND STOP, WHILE I MAKE IT HOT

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

SUCH A VIVRANT THANG, VIVRANT THANG

GET UP!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

BEEN AROUND THE WORLD, AND I, I, I CAN'T FIND MY BABY

I DON'T KNOW WHE..

uhhh..

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

KEEP IT GANGSTA YALL, KEEP IT GANGSTA..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)

FO'SHIT. HIDE DRUG.

YESSIR!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)

panch

wait that's not very nice.

He's going to pinch the money off the tooth fairy too.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

haha what

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Shada, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

KICK THE BABY

(

Shiksa, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

The dick is decked !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

fuck yeah!

i support this manner of dealing with them.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

The more I look at this the more I love it.

Have several more clicks.

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Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

: D Have a cat!

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--- ---, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

MR BLINKY

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

want.
to.
kick.
it...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

Meow! Miaow!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

Awwwwwwww....

Warms heart....... cute as can be....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

He'll scratch your face off once he realises you're not going to feed him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)

or just mooch about in

the neighbour's bins as these vermin always do ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)

hear hear

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)

Cats are psychopathic things that do that even when you do feed them..!!

But I still love them..!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

I like them too. I just have no illusions about the little fuckers.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

Haha.....Too right....!!

We've all gone to stroke cute kitty ...only to have our arms horribly savaged by said cute kitty...!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

Like some kind of animal or something!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

What!?

But look at the little fucker blink! why are you blinking you feline bastard! Come here so I can poke you in the eyes! Come here! And stop blinking, it's not right! NOT RIGHT I TELL YOU!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

You're right you're right.......I admit it......

Puts it head first through a mangle instead and turns it into a rug..!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

I can still feel it's discrepancies through the medium of spiritual terrorism.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

Take two of these fours times a day....

If you feel no better in a week make another appointment to see me...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)

Are you going to try and touch me?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

Only if you give me 50p and a pot noodle.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)

Shit.

*molests*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)

:D!

(

Shada, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

not gay

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)

how can you tell?

PS Woo for me and the QotW :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

*Glee*

No horrible, horrible filth tonight? Your Paint-tacular scat fest the other night needed gallons of mind bleach to sort out.

Lovely picture :)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

I just can't help it sometimes!

Need to grow up......maybe
: )

(

--- ---, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

Meow See Tongue

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

Yay thanks

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

prrr!

more cat, less scat!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)

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