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# Personally, I'm delighted theological debate now takes place on buses.


But I feel a more even-handed approach is required.

Back to lurking...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# bandwagons
been annoying people since the dawn of the internets
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Best way to kill them off...
...is to comment on them.

That'll work.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# The whole idea was a bit daft.
Proper athesists are completely apathetic about the whole thing. Anyone who gives a toss enough to pay for bus adverts clearly has some sort of issues.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# ^^ This
I'm an atheist and I dont even think about religion. I don't need a bus advert to tell me what to think. If people want to believe in god, fair play.

Oh hang on, wandbagon FUCK OFF
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I agree entirely.
I always describe myself as a Church of England atheist. I don't believe in God, but it's definitely their one I don't believe in, and I'm quite fond of tea, sponge cake and quiche so they don't mind.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Oddly, Dawkins would heartily agree with you.
He has a lot of time for the CofE.
"He was ordained an Anglican priest and became a chaplain at my school, a teacher of whom I was fond. It is thanks to decent liberal clergymen like him that nobody could ever claim that I had religion forced down my throat."
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Atheism isn't apathetic.
I'm a very passionate atheist as I feel we don't get equal representation amoungst religion. You have certain rights if youare of a faith that you don't get as an atheist Saying there is a god is fine. Saying that Christ is is the saviour and those that don't believe will go to hell is acceptable. Saying that God and Christ do not exist and all those who believe in them are deluded by fairytails is unacceptable.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I don't think you can equate being
an atheist with being religious. Atheism is merely a lack of belief in something surely?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# You need antitheism
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# No I don't think so.
Atheist is believing that there are no deities and when you're dead your dead and living your life in accordance to this rather than letting it be guided by a church or by religious tenets.
Most people that say they're atheists are actually agnostic. When push comes to shove the chances are they'll start thinking or praying to a god.
I am an atheist and I don't think there is no god I know there is no god.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# how was christmas this year?
second I believe you are slightly misinterpreting the definition of agnostic.

ripped from wikipedia:
"Agnosticism (Greek: α- a-, without + γνώσις gnsis, knowledge; after Gnosticism) is the philosophical view that the truth value of certain claims — particularly metaphysical claims regarding theology, afterlife or the existence of deities, ghosts, or even ultimate reality — is unknown or, depending on the form of agnosticism, inherently impossible to prove or disprove. It is often mistakenly put forth as a middle ground between theism and atheism.[1]"

So there would be no real point 'when push comes to shove' that an agnostic would start to pray. I can't remember the term that is used to describe such a person though (*retreats from arguing further*)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Didn' celebrate it.
I worked. Although in the UK it's a national holiday and I normally do celebrate it I tend to spend it with friends and it's no way a religious celebration it's more of a celebration of friendship.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# There is a big difference between "not believing" and "believing there is not"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# How about:
You think there is no God. Agnostics don't think there is no God, they feel there is no God.
...unless you really are dogmatic about it. Our language isn't really ready to accommodate the idea of being certain but fallible, unfortunately. The only attitudes we can easily express are "I am in doubt" or "I am an authoritarian shit".
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Agnostics are not sure or undecided
I'd say I was an atheist and boaderline nihilist.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# See above edits.
Sorry about my habit of posting before I've decided what to write.
PS what's nihilism, according to you?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I think valid arguments could be made along the lines that atheists should be accorded the same compensation as religious people (and tend not to be)
but it's very rare you find a 'devout' atheist.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Oh no
There's a lot of us. Try googling it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I don't think so, because what compensations could an atheist claim?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Why would I focus on Christ? As an atheist I disbelieve all religions equally.
And people get quite defensive when you pick on their religion specifically.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# 1) I meant Christ as an example
2) If you define religion as a faith which one leads their lives by the atheism is a religion.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# It isn't a faith. It is a lack of faith. A space where there is no egg is not defined by the lack of it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Yeah but just coz the egg's not there doesn't mean ther's not something else in it's place.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Just because something else is there doesn't mean it has anything to do with eggs :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# This is the point I was trying to make :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# yes, but the space may be defined irrespective of whether it contains an egg or not.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Thank you for trampling all over my perfectly good metaphor.
:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Proper atheism is apathetic
it is most often truly defined by lack of faith and a not belong to an organised religion.

Dawkins' brand of hectoring, rabble-raising atheism is however nothing I wish to be part of. He seems to think that creating a collective conscience of atheism will be helpful. I prefer to form and hold my own opinions based on my own personal analysis of information I come into contact with. Dawkins, whether he knows it or not (and I dare say he knows fine well) is constructing a brand of atheism that reeks of organised religion, and for that reason, rather than his good arguments against religion, he can take a running fuck up himself and take all the other hectoring intolerant cunts with him.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Dawkins has (if you ignore is religion baiting) done some very serious work on evolution.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# His religion baiting is part of the serious work on evolution
because it's about memes.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# the person who made that generator needs a kick in the dick
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I've hotlinked all of mine in the hope of running up his bill.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha <3
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll probably be flamed for using this source, but meh.


No apologies for it being quick and dirty. Except this one. Sorry.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU USE THAT IMAGE!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# But in a good way?
Like a sex puke?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# That source has been all over this place.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# uhh hc
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# uhh hc
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Uhh hc
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# What have you done with this image?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I don't think you have done anything with it....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# How do you know?
I might have done lots of things with it. I MIGHT have a lamenated version I keep under the pillow. STOP JUDGING ME!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# You are a bad bad person!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# can't you tell it's been uhh hc'd
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# f ront page this
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# no, front page this
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# whut?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# i'm a naughty naughty boy
boing
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Oh, you're a troll.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Well done on your 100th posting.
What is it all about, though, eh?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# damn,
101
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Hmmm, that hasn't really answered my question.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# It appears to be Gareth Jones.
Why am I looking at your popular science presenter?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Formerly popular
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] a cheery pic for all you off to work on this fine day

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# What's missing?
The other arm of her chair?

EDIT: Oh, the five. I'd love to stop work during the hour of five.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# She's awfully dressed up for work
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I always wear a cocktail dress to the office
and a tiara.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# oh absolutely
it's de rigeur for the building site.
Make a fucking effort Joliet!!!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# just think only another 8 n a half hours left
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Knievel's missing something....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ning Jecster!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# crikey
you replied quick for a morning post :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Where as b3tans like gronkpan and Dr Dyslexia break their shift keys
b3tans like Redsushi break the f5 key.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Pot/kettle
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# B3TANS LIKE ME BREAK BOTH SHIFT KEYS AND F5
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# ....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# very disrespectful tsk tsk.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# That is not true.
I break my laptop! Now, I am breaking other peoples F5 keys!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I click refresh personally.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# what sort of wanker uses a pointing tool to navigate.
do you click post this message as well?

I tab and space bar.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# YOU DO CLICK POST THIS MESSAGE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*points*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I click POst This Message.
What's your point cuntnugget?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# HA CUNTNUGGET!
I'd like a 5 pack with tomato sauce
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# You fucking loser!
;D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I GOT A NEW LAPTOP IN YOUR FACE
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# :O
I have now begun saving up for a new laptop and desktop. In about 10 years time, I should be ok ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# moring!
he looks like a big sissy
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# You did this in paint? Bloody hell.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# cheers :)
Only thing I've got access to at the mo, need to learn tattyshop (and *cough* dload *cough* *cough* it again). I've got a few pics I'd like to feck about with on it (and try out that fire guide that's been doing the rounds too)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# top painty
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you guess what's missing?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Hmmm his left ear?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# correct
you win an penis-shaped eraser
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# *rubs off*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# A testicle?
:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# correct
you win a bike
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# *does wheelies*
*scuffs knee*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Bindun
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# shitterty shitsocks
damnit
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:40, archived)
# two and a half men and a little lady.
 

 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Ok question I've always wanted to ask..
How do little people masturbate with such short arms..?

*hides from PC police*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# get a friend to help?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Makes sense..
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# I haven't seen her movies but I did buy her CD.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
# did you pay her in meth?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# no, Visa.
 
I couldn't trust my meth to make it through customs.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# i just buy off-the-rack meth.
i can't afford that custom shit.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# "We're sorry. This video is not longer available"
post another!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:19, archived)
# that's just youtube being glitchy. reload the page.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Grr stupid safe sex messages
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# tucks her legs in so her ankle is under her snatch, then rocks backwards and forwards?
I have no idea if that works but it might
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# arrrggghhhh I really fucked up my hand cloning out that fat kid
 
THE THINGS WE DO, EH
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# is it your fantasy to clone out fat kids?
I've been thinking about midget women masturbating...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:14, archived)
# You've put far too much thought into this
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:58, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL YES
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# more crossover films like this should be made.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:07, archived)
# I am not sure about this one
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# an extremely mediocre film!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# well, i was thinking more of just the simple crossovers.
starring aliens eating babbies. i'm easy to please.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:23, archived)
# That would work too
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Babby food!
*watches babbyfacehugger spit up a mustache and giggles a bit*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:11, archived)
# I'd do her.
it would be quite funny to screw a midget.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# sexy, sexy midgets.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:19, archived)
# midgets with tits
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Man that kid is so irritating now he's all grown up
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# sitcom kids always grow up before the show is axed. DON'T THE WRITERS THINK OF THIS?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Every kid is just like Gary Coleman.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# what? a midget?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Or functionally so, yes.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# BU BU BU BU BU BU
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:36, archived)
# AAU
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)
# how do you know where she works?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I really love the colours
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# the day you complimented me on my costume
 

 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# I said this just the other day
This made me smile :D have a cookie
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# awww shit, you eated it.
 
by way of explanation:
IHC has launched a new campaign here - this is the TV spot:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0flXCTi51g

the image above (which I captured with my phone last night) is the one gracing many of the bus shelters along my route.
When I noticed them earlier in the week my first thought was to recaption.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# That final "thanks" should say "... even though we aren't".
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)
# yes..
 
there's another, long-runnning mental health awareness campaign which insists the biggest barrier to overcoming mental health problems (they use depression, bi-polar, and schizophrenia as examples) is acceptance by others.
PERSONALLY I FIND BEING A FUCKING MENTAL IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE A FAR GREATER HINDRANCE
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:05, archived)
# hahaha!
MY BRAIN MAKES ME DO STUPID THINGS THAT HURT ME IN WAYS I CAN'T DEAL WITH

MY BIGGEST ISSUE IS THAT PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# that'll teach you to be breadbaskets.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Haha the time you showed me your fish
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)
# MY FEEESH. LET ME SHOW YOU IT
 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# I was smiling until you posted this
:( I take back my cookie
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)
# FEEEEEEESH!
 

 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)
# we should have a campaign like that here
only we should appreciate kiwi's rather than mongs.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhahhhahhah
what's the difference!

I still think a "brotard" sounds like a Māori with Down's Syndrome
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)
# HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
!!!!ONEONE!!!!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
# thanks for sitting next to me on the bus?
no-one has ever uttered those words.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)
# I should try that.
 
mostly people don't, even if they have to stand rather than sit by me
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)
# i had some pig-stupid woman try to insert her child in front of me today while getting on the streetcar.
so instead of leaning on my cane i used it to block her progress.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# YO YO YO WHAT ARE THE HAPS
THESE ARE THE RAPS SO DO SOME OF THE CLAPS

HAMFISTED BROTARDS UP IN THIS BITCH HOLLA
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# I AM SORRY, YOUR NEAR JUXTAPOSITION OF FISTED AND UP IN THIS BITCH HAS SET ME ON ANOTHER TANGENT ENTIRELY
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# HOLLLAAAAAAA
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)
# SOMEBODY GIVE THE LORD A HANDCLAP
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)
# I'LL SAY SHE DOES.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# I imagined this guy rapping that
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:28, archived)
# WE BE SMASHIN IT ALL UP IN THIS BITCH HOLLAAAAAAA
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# fuck you, i'm a wurm.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# okay just for you then.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)
# more like flatworm interpretive dancing.
also, i just discovered a great flickr group that has disgusting pics in it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# GAY ARCHERY?!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# well, there are some lacrosse injuries.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Whatever did he think he was?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Wish I knew these guys
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:36, archived)
# i, too, am a carebear.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)
# You can't win
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# it's a war of endurance, don't sweat it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:03, archived)
# COMBO BREAKER
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# i love that place.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:25, archived)
# ahhhhhhahhhahhhhhhhahhh WUT?!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:11, archived)
# it's gorgeous in montreal in 1967.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Worst housing commission place I've ever seen
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:15, archived)
# not at all!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:25, archived)
# lots of lovely balconies
also: wishing you were dead.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)
# yiff!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:40, archived)
# EGAD
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I for one welcome our Seahawk overlords.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Ohhh good stuff
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# o hai, there's a new compo.
hmm.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Dad-core Music (obviously pre-Innocent Man ... goes without saying)

7-Shape Vector Billy Joel
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
All Faces
-
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)
# i like that you zombified him first.
also: that isn't music.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# BADDALA WHIETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Eeek
it's Leo Sayer!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Nice vector work
Rather frankenstein looking but impressive
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# BRMMM BRRRMMMMMM
 

 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Hahahahha
inspiring stuff
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# GET OFF THE FUCKING DODGEM MISTER BRANSON YOUR TIME IS UP
 
"SHAN'T"

"BRRRMMM BRRRRRRMMMMMMM"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU BU
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)
# bu-bu-bu goes the brotardmobile.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# O hai there bear
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:27, archived)
# o hai there human.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# I SAID 'HAI'.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# hah
didja know, there's a village caled Bububu on the isle of Zanzibar?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# I just went on a little sightseeing tour
This is the Bububu Beach Guesthouse
www.bububu-zanzibar.com/pics/bububu_01.jpg
That really tall tree thing just inside the walled yard looks like a monster from an 80s Japanese disaster movie.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Now that's
cool :) Brings back lotsa memories. Zanzibar is a lovely place an' no mistake.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# I used to collect stamps when I was a kid
and I just remembered that I had a bunch from Zanzibar, so I looked on google images, and I recognise some of the stamps. They actually made me feel nostalgic.
Nostalgia for stamps, that's pretty much the end of the line isn't it?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# wow, i can almost smell the denture cream from here.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# GOT UR DICK UP UR NOSE AGAIN HUNH?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# yeah.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
# mofaha would you object if I started a band called the hamfisted brotards
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# I would heartily endorse that endeavour
WATE THO IS IT A COUNTRY WESTERN BAND
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# NO IT IS A HIP HOP ACT WE WILL DO RAPS ABOUT NICE THINGS
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# WATE THO YO YO ARE YOU A COWBOY?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)
# NO THESE WILL BE ORIGINAL RAPS
WE WILL DO ONLY THE BEST RAPS FOR ALL THE FANS.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# i like cowboy rap, but only if it's french
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# Oh MC Solaar, you could be rapping about comparing prices in a supermarket and I wouldn't notice.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# i think he has a track like that on paradisiaque.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)
# OK
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I AM SOOO GOOD AT RAP
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# the 'e' is silent.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# I've lived with a woman/thing that looked like this
She'd steal the toilet paper..
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# YIPPEEEEEEE
that man is a virgin
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# he is eminently unlikeable.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# How dare he snicker at me!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Wheeee!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
# you cunt, you ran over my berd.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Your birdie isn't dead
He's just sleeping :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# sleeping with no eyes.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Awww
Found a dead sparrowhawk recently.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# that's sadder than a dead pigeon.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)
# BRRRRM BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# it was right near the methadone bus so i had to suppress some evil thoughts when i saw it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# when i hear the words methadone bus
I hear it sung by a choir to the tune of the candyman can I have no idea why
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# because sammy davis was a herion addict.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)
# RICHARD YOUR HYPNOTISM TRICKS ARE INEFFECTIVE
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Wish you were here!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# silly man
fire is not for people
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# *doesn't burn your embassy*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# haha
*insert witty repartee*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# WITTY, NO. REPARTEE, NO.
 

 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# I'm dissapointed in the way this came out,
but have a blitz all the same.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Stunning, brah.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# That is nice
but I did spend a while trying to see if the spotlights illuminated anything memeish...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# The Quo are the two columns of smoke in the foreground.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Shouldn't be, it's excellent.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty naughty Carol
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Wow. It's like you've never been on the internet before.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# You're so cool. I wish I was you.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# You're not the first to say that. I've been on the internet before.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# I suspect you are.
You and him never in the same room together. He couldn't make it to a bash when you were there. The science speaks for itself.

You're like Jeckyll and Hyde, except both of you are cunts!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Beep beep beep.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# *wonders who will be first to shop that out and enter it in the compo*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearost
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# *cries*
don't hurt my beloved Kermy
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
[challenge entry] EPISODE ONE: COKE AND HOOKERS
 

 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
# EPISODE TWO: RESENTMENT AND INEVITABLE HOMOSEXUALITY
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Homosexual repair mode activated:
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# "OOoh that dress is simply FAH-bulous!"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Especially the bulgy part
in teh crotch
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Little known fact,
that was the original title for the second Star Wars Prequel. Episode 1 was originally to be 'Revenge of the Cash Cow' and the final installment was, 'Screw you mom, I'm off to the dark side!'
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# why does everything have to revolve around coke and hookers?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Makes a change from
pizza and buttprostitutes.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Because it's buzzed and can't stand still
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# the finer things in life.
 
they're still showing repeats over here.
last night I watched the one where Alan is screwing Candy and Charlie is screwing Candy's mum Mandy and Judith screws Candy's dad Andy and they all wind up in the hot tub and shit
oh and Charlie gets hit in the head a bunch of times
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I like the one where Charlie comes to the realisation that we're living on a doomed planet which can only hope to reach a crescendo of self fueled violence and inevitable destruction.


Then cracks one off.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I'm just pissed off because they still haven't shown all of the last series.
fucking shitty networks.

at least I'm finally getting the second series of Burn Notice.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)
# I haven't even heard of that, so clearly British scheduling can't be any better.
Or it's just shit and no-one wanted to buy it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# it's pretty cool.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0810788/

of course I started watching it for Bruce but this Jeffrey Donovan fellow is a lot of fun too - great cheesy smile.
The weakest character (and acting) is Gabrielle Anwar's, but even she gets to blow shit up and kick arse, not just stand around with her bones hanging out.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# there's some clips in youtube
here's a little montage..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGI4vpuW2OE
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Oh you didn't say it was THAT Bruce.
I think English TV commisioners need to get off their arse and actually get some decent stuff made, I'm fairly sure they get scripts all the time but you only seem to get crap.

I want a version of Sex in the City with four upperclass gents set in London during the 1940s!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# heheh
 
yeah, the Brit stuff we get is mostly rubbish.
Every so often I'll find out here on this board about some cracking show that never saw the light of day down here.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Nathan Barley and
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
are worth you investigating
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# yes, Nathan Barley I've seen
thanks to a friend who's got a massive crush on Julian Barratt.

Dark Place I have yet to investigate, but the name's been tossed around here quite a bit.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# did you ever see Spaced?
Simon Pegg before he did Shaun of the Dead.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# nah, but that's another one these pommie bastards rave about!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# PAINT.EXE 4LYFE YO
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ceci n'est pas une entrée originale.


Struck me as the obvious answer to the challenge. Shirley bindun?

edit - now switched round
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# yes but t'other way round
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# NO DEAL.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# It's funny because of stuff.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# FUCK YOU NOEL
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Oh fuck... that'd be a good challenge - longest long chair.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Ahahahaha.
That meme seems much classier that way.

To the mini-wagon!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# C'EST SI BON!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies to Mr Hedgehog...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# YOUR CLICK FOR BIGGER IS A LIE
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Tis true
.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# CFB is a FULL 1.01 kilobytes larger
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# .
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# what's this challenge then?
photoshop something?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# It seams so
.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# It'll never catch on
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# G-G-G-G-G-G-GHOOOSTS?!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)

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