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[challenge entry] Kern this, motherlicker
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# GROAN
Morning you bunch of bastards.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# your tags are always excellent
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Aww cheers, mister.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Ahaa!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# lol
Is it just me or is this a compo with very limited options?

'ningles all.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I am sure I've seen this before.
Is there peaness going on here?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Actually now you mention it
Are you trying to, *ahem*,rain on his parade?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# is this a repost?
I'm sure it's been on the fp
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ^^this
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else think this is ironic?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# well she's not dead yet
so it's technically accurate
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Hang about, just checking ......
www.isjadegoodydeadyet.com/

Nope, still whining.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Tattooed eyebrows before chemo, you say?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Take one Benjamin, add some makeup and a crystal ball

...and you get a crap compo, ps morning all.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] one of my mates learned to swim at about 2 weeks old
the vicar dropped him in the font
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I went to bondi late one. I sat just outside the pavillion and took some acid.
I was standing there laughing like a loon at an empty beach. My mate turns to me and says "Did the beach just crack a joke?"
I said "Yeah, it's comic sands."

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Do some TEX and/or math font ones too if you can think of any.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Why do female mathematicians get wet typing vectors?
It makes them think they have a \bf{}.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# You get one of my non-rocket clicks for that.
Thank you.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# That is so shit it's fantastic.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I spent four years doing a maths degree to make jokes like that.
given I'm spending another four doing a phd they can only get better.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Howdy!
Wrapping up early this eve, but ninging about as you
all wander in. Rocket Animals is the real compo BTW. LOL. ETC.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# ok, that'll keep me busy then :D
*signs up for new psuedo-comp*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] oh go on then....
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip this one in here
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# oh, fucking SPANG!!!!!!
teehehehehehehehehe
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# U Bold
Bold U?


Don't get it


Ning Board
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# nings freebs...
Only U could...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# nope
you've still lost me
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/quotes

Princess Leia: Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurrah! All systems go!

Also
Ning!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams? Check. Tenuous? Check.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# awwww goddddddddddddddddd
Spangs you, then self spangs for the time it took me to get it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you mind if I drop this here?
Definitely not worth a thread on its own...



The outcome of incorrect kerning.

I'll get my coat.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Ha ha :D just the right level of geekery in that
woo
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Geekery?
Just the right level of 'jokes about what I do all fucking day'...

Nings
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Well this compo has caused a bit of a shit storm
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Haha
teh sans FTW
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:13, archived)
# HIDE DRUG.
Mroing b3ta
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)
# HAY MAYBE YOU COULD GET "CLAN" AND "SOUL" ON YOUR FISTS THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FREAKING SWEET I MUST SAY
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)
# COOK EGGS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# FEED CATS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)
# DON'T WORRY, IT DON'T COME OFF.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)
# I SHALL GET IT BACKWARDS SO THAT AFTER THE BEATINGS
SHE WILL BE REMINDED TO COOK EGGS WHEN LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:21, archived)
# CHUR BRO
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)
# I'M FUCKING HARD INNIT
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:28, archived)
# BRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Oh dear it's far too early for this.
I shall be back LATER! :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Btw, I knew you'd like Russell Peters
He cracks me up!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Evening!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfternoon
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I would maybe get YESYESYES!
my thumbs would need to be involved
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# HAHAHA!
MOVE CAR!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] LIBYANS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
The french will love you for that!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
# *waits for Tahkcalb to repost a related anim
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding'ading'ding'HOOOOONK -clear track nine!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# OH YES! You knew it!
;) lol
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Yay!
\o/
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# WHEEEEE
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# ROADS? FUCK YOUR SHITTY ROADS!
 
WOO
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# This is another example that proves the alternate compo is the way forward.
Woo and good morning to you!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Nings
Not done pearosting yet :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)
[challenge entry] wt-hahahaha!

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhah excellent
 

 
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# one chilly chumpengchick
woo yeah!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Poor little guy's cold.
WOo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:33, archived)
# or snapping one off!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
that one was as cold as ice
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Bargearse you were correct
I did love those bananas
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)
# hehe - i knew you would.
Cheers!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)
# I am so glad you are here right now to do that!
*clicks like a satyriasisic cricket*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# The're very resoursful!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Brill :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)
# MONSTATUTTLE!
woo yeah!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)
# OH SHIT
 

 
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)
# I AM READY FOR THIS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:56, archived)
# I would get BAKE CAKE
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)
# I was thinking perhaps of KILL BILL
but that's probably been done
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# ANAL CUNT
 
if you really, really like the band
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry] OH SHIT! OH SHEEEEEET!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)
# WIN!
[EDIT] Smoked Salmon!!!! get it? arf!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:37, archived)
# *spangs
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Figured you might get it/say that.
Can't go to the shops here and not see it coating the shelves.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)
# what the hell is a chicko?
 

 
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)
# leper in a sleeping bag
joke closer to truth
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)
# G'day Zank!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Hey Bargy!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# How's it going down south?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# its not bad
i just got up being the lazy fat cunt i am!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Know the feeling, I had breakfast at lunch time today
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)
# im supposed to be doing dinnner
but the kitchen looks like we got student lodgers so im on b3ta instead!
Procrastination FTW!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)
# You just need to spray Windex everywhere and it'll be clean
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)
# shit outa windex!
*uses canola-in-a-can*
mmmmm slidey!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Mmmmm, piss!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Actually here'a good t-shirt for you
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
# HOW TO SELL JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Certainly with those chicks!
There's probably a bogan driving the car though
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)
# MY FACE IS THAT CAR BONNET
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)
# pffftttttt......
make sure you wash it - its had all those girls smelly butts on it..........OH!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)
# That's right. You wouldn't want to be present after they've eaten a hot curry the night before...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)
# WHAT IF HAPPEN TO LIKE ME SOME FART PORN NOW AND AGAIN
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)
# TOOT N SHOOT!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:19, archived)
# this is most likely true
all hail boganism and flannys!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Hail!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)
# moccys and acca dacca!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)
# shootin' roos and barbecues
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 6:30, archived)
# CHICK ROLL AND BAK POTATIS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first one done with a fish!
Woo
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)
# RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
 
you don't want to be around when that comes down.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# No you don't. Trust me.
Fucking eagles here aim the rotted bastards at you.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# how it works???
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Did you see this?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)
# no and I still can't
I'll have a look when I get home.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Right e o
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)
# fishfarts
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Indeed. Must have been the Taco Bell $1.99 special.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:04, archived)
# hahahahhhhhahaaaa
how has no one thought of that???
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Once the true challenge had gotten under way Eddie had to join in, of course.
www.b3ta.com/board/9262293
Somehow, I thought you would approve.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)
# have i proffesed my love for fraiser on this website???
because i love fraiser
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# More that I have seen your delight in the slagging of shit American sit-coms.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# I copied that link to Prodigy69
He loved it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Yay!
Thx.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Surface-to-air Bass!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)
# butt blast fish!
yeah!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Come as you are!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)
# smells like tabby spirit
roar
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Are you interested?
Hi cielito
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Sorry, you re right, but I have a question




How it works? I must make the order with you???? Or how it works?



Thanks,
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Keep him away from the gun case!
Wait, kitty Courtney Love might be just as hideous.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)
# She's certainly been beaten with the ugly stick hasn't she...?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:20, archived)
# and i wish she would stop flashing her clam! :(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU---etc.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Picturing it are you! :P
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# I think we all were
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# CLAMS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)
# second verse is different than the first.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Mindbleach, reply and ever my intent in life come the revolution*.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# ahhhahhahh
I like the comments on this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKs3t6lB9T8

"I saw iggy pop with his shirt on once"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Lies, Iggy has never worn a shirt.
Seriously! Funny shit, saved the text for later japes, thx.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)
# If someone like Bowie played with their eyes in a slanted style today, they'd be deemed as being racist.
It seems people got away with too much then
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)
# OKAY, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bH-nrYFIww

Was it you that showed me the "I'm Not a Wog But I Look Like One" song?
Racist humour isn't always odious and derogatory.. take Dave Chappelle, for instance.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)
# actually
I think the distinction I'm drawing is "race-based" humour in contrast to "racist".

Shame there isn't a good-quality clip of this up at the moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelwItMuJiY
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Yes its good to make the distinction clear.
Have you heard of Russell Peters?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# no, am I going to regret this?
 
ahhhhahhhhhah no this is great! thank you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
No it wasn't me.

Oh I know that. I agree.
I just think that people in the public eye, who make a racist comment or gesture get pounced on by the thought police all too quickly. Without thinking of its context.
Personally, i discriminate equally.. lol everyone gets done, including the Aussies! (if all that makes sense :) )
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)
# or as I like to say, HARDEN THE FUCK UP
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# HAHAHA - Yes that's a true Rapitinism
;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# no no, Uncle Chop-Chop, of course
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Aaah!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)
# ah no, it must have been Zank
he mentioned "Why Won't Rolf Harris Fuck Off and Die?", which isn't in youtube
but that's how I found this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=olkrUzFs5Y8
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Enunciation!
'E ass fack'n-un'.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:59, archived)
# i may not be a wog but my mates are wogs
*woggy guitar bit*
Rude Rules!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Gee I remember that tune!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I still play that album from time to time.
Just like I occasionally feel like a bit of Black Sunday.. nothing wrong with dumb stoner humour.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! I recognise that cat
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:20, archived)
# I knew it! ....but i wasn't sure...eatherway they don't clash! :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# It's out of the air and into the water for him!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Compo it!
He has said all too often this go. LOL.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Yeah I should too.... after all, its a rocket cat in training.
done
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# *clicked*
And your reply there in my haste to do so. [/;-D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)
# You're too kind sir!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# This is full of woo!
woo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# there should be more rocket emission coming from the rear of this cat
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Underwater rocket propulsion... aka Thunderbird 4!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)
# wonderful!
i saw this walking down the street at lunch time:
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# oh gawd damn!!!! ..... i have to find that! :|
[EDIT] Best shirt ...like EVER!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)
# hahaha
I'd buy that
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)
# For many dollars?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:47, archived)
# awesome
 
seems that's an official shirt, should be easy to get.
cookiemonster.sesamestreetelmostore.com/CookieMonsterShirt.php
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
# I made this tile for my friend Jamie Eason! :P

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# care to leave her number?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)
# 1-800-TAKEN
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
# that would have been a much better album.
 
woo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
# No penis, fake
100% fact
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# yeah, I removed it from this one
 


I DIDN'T REALLY THINK IT WAS PORNOGRAPHIC, I JUST LIKE CHOPPING OFF LITTLE BOYS' DICKS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# To be honest Rapitinui that is what inspired me! :P
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# I'll have kittens over babies any day.
 
/edging closer to forty and still not broody in the least
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Yep me too.
I'd rather look after little kittens then shouting at rugrats
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
# awwwww this was just recommended for me by youtube
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Yay!
53 and no breeding here.

That tiger is amazing. Breeders are far more terrifying to me though.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:27, archived)
# This has always been good
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I like this one I did because it fucks with people's head.

As I knew it would on so many levels, not just the cockish aspect.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)
# but I had boiled for lunch!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I WANT TO EAT THE BABBY!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Very popular dish, yet this did not get on the popular page, LOL.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)
# If all of us were Fat Bastards it would have
lol
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Sorry no tits tonight

cfb (pops), 9x6" woodcut.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# WOO!
Board and cutting work really well here.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# I'm going to pea roast this
because I did it the other day and i still like it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Still running from the Aliens I see.
If you were a dayshitter that would likely have been a FP.
/ever pissy night person blog
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Yes, there's been so much stuff that people have posted during the nightshift, that has been FP worthy.
Thanks though!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I may rant a bit too much about that fact.
It is mostly a board for, and by, the UKers, so there really
isn't much point or reason to do so. But why not, it's fun. [/;-D

However, I will say that a popular page by shift would
not be too hard to implement. And might go a long way
to showcase efforts by those in other parts of the world
who have chosen to play here too. *ends yet another rant*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# I agree 100%
But that's a good idea about a popular page, by shift.
Who does the coding for b3ta, is it Cr3?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)
# RobToo was stuck doing it last I saw, but I think he's got real things to play at.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I believe so
As a pom I think this is a great idea!

*edit - stands corrected*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# I think we should compose a letter to suggest this
but I can't be bothered right now
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# in some ways i prefer the night shift
slower pace, and in general, less crap. I'm more inclined to post my stuff at night, whereas in the day it would be more about "where's the funny?" and ten minutes later its off the page. Five minutes on a Wednesday.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ^this.
and the shift been missing Cockweasle, gronkpan, kebab and mofaha and sir pigeon nipples, of late - to name a few
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Yes. Five this'es. Thin of company we are.
Also
postbear has been recovering(I hope) and several other fun people
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# YES - Postie!!!!!!!! and Rapitinui!
How could I forget? ...... argh!

What happened to Postie? Is he alright?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I fear to ask him somedays, as it is/can-be a pain for him to compose a reply.
He's got a run of issues and complications.
*waves hopefully incase he's lurking*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# ok. I hope he's ok.
GET BETTER POSTIE!!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)
# It is a harsh and often short life for a post, yeah.
I sometimes think I'm being too much of a prick, then I spaz
to what they do in the day and I feel fluffy in comparison.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# there does seem to be an element of the "us and them" mentality.
I have no idea how this shift got given the name, Gay Shift
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)
# At one time there were several lasses and lads on board that like the same.
Still are some about. And someone wiki'd /talk as being gay and tossed nightshift in, as I recall.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)
# YEAH I HAVEN'T HAD A PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE IN THREE AND A HALF YEARS
 
I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE FUCKING FRONT PAGE ANY MORE, I JUST GO DIRECT TO /BOARD DO NOT COLLECT TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS DO NOT PASS GO
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# FRANKLY, THIS IS MUCH HARSHER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE SAID.
AND THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# this is why we need a nightshift mod besides Bob because he is not always here to FP the fruits of our glorious labour.
 
but I'm much happier just posting for the hell of it, forget the front page altogether.
Especially since we have the popular page, the FP no longer constitutes the best of the board.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I too have succumb to this thinking
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# True enough, I've cracked into the bottom of popular a couple times.
And got an "in-joke" FP'd. But I am aware that too many
have fallen to the wayside from lack of that little bit of ego
boost for some damn fine work. Just saying.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# GO TO JAIL!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I'M IN JAIL
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# *click*
Woo oooo!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Why thank you!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# kind of
in engraving, you cut into the wood or metal, and force the ink into the cuts. the stuff i do is the reverse.... you cut, and ink up everything thats not cut. But yes, its done by cutting onto a block of wood.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Nice work. How long did it take you to do that?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# probably 45 min
sketched it out in pencil, cut, mixed the ink and there we go. my attention span does not allow for much more than that. That one was fairly simple.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Do you often sell your finished works?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# maybe someday
mostly i just give them to friends. I have the intention, but not the ambition, to put them on my website.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Your work and patience is inspired!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate being at work when stuff happens -> rushed entry! :|
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# 3, 2, 1, Kitty Blast off!
Yes there were plenty of laughs hours ago
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# dammit, bumped you
i'll give it a few :)

I imagine that rocket goes ROOOOOAAAAR
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Thread deletion detected...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Captain, the Common Courtesy Sensors are going CRAZY
:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Yes they sure are!
Lol ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# "Common Courtesy"???
Is that like, "Opp it, Mate! Innit!"

Jam it in, there will be many more rockets this eve.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Relax. We're gonna do this one all fucking week.
Or at least until Rob stuffs Fraser in a basket and tosses him in the Thames.

Also
Compo it!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] night night b3ta
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# That's ace!
G'night sir
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# hurrah!
all the more bamboo shoots for me :-)

oh, and WOO!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Look, he's waving.
edit: Nite! Compo it before you crash.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# No wonder they are extinct
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# shit! hold on!!
no wait ....let go!! let go!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# check out my super cool tshirt
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Nice one.
I thought that image of yours was probably one of the best
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# That's both super and cool
and I'm off to bed
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Looks sharp.
Nice one of yours to use too.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Thats awesome and amazing
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# you have no tits
please arrange for same t-shirt to be worn by a large breasted female person.

thanks muchly

TBL

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# *covets*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Is your hair really that foppish?
(Nice shirt, btw. What printing method?)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# my hair isnt foppish
i just used one of those tshirt transfer paper things so itll probaly come off in a few washes.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# And with this I'm off to bed
G'nite!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Pfft!
'Nighty night
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# *winces*
Cya.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Hahaha night
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# ohoohoohhhhhoohoh
 
this is glorious.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Get it?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Sorry I don't.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# You know what film it is, right?

Click here.

Now look at the last three letters of the title.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I didn't realise that Mesquite was a font.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# oh lolol!!
first thing shown on street view

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# We have a repair place here called
Lube Doctor and Muff Doctor.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# nothing to see here
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# .
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Ha can somebody draw Bart simpsons with a jew
and saying "I'm Bart simpsons who the hell are jew?"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah that's hot, fiery and good.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# *feeds the troll*





i wish i could afford a drawing tablet

i also wish i could read :-(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# he couldn't ban his way out of an inflatable piss!
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# um
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# You flatter him.
That's "Age: glint in the milkman's eye"
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# what was the story with this?
did some fucktard honestly think he was the only person in the unverse allowed to be a fucktard due to his genetic deformity/relationship with another fucktard?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA
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(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Half-time seam talk

(would probably go down better on the day shift, come to think of it)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# FAKE
The lighting doesn't match
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# always someone here will ruin the magic :(
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# SEAMLESS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Is this the third time you've posted this today?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# No
:)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# second perhaps?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I did an image but its a text so im putting it on both boards
/////
|. .|
| . |
| o |
-----

its Bart simpsons haha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# oh wait no its this
/////
|. .|
| . |
| o |
-----
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# come on guys what do you guys think?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# hold on
we are all in private conference trying to determine what he official reply will be
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I think our committee will be going for a little while
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Pizza has been ordered
This could be a long night ladies and gentlemen
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Would anyone like another beer?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Haha
Very much this
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ah-Ha Font (a.k.a. the ah ha a..b..c..)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Take on me!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Take me on!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I'll be gone
 
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# waaahauwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

(i dont know what he sings there)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

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