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[challenge entry] I replace your master!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahah! that's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *makes pipe sucking noise to emulate fish speak*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what are you saying to him?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I'm saying that his goldfish bowl is gonna fucking boil if he doesn't jump out soon !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# lol
*eats carcass*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Haha!
That's nuts! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Lovely - but why isn't the mountains and moon distorted through the goldfish bowl eh eh super fish science is it?
*dons tinfoil helmet*

;) soupherb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# its a very special bowl
it exists in another dimension not affected by typical distortions we humans have become accustomed to. The fish leader were unhappy with the light refraction as it messed with their lasers and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I am now a believer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Don't Forget The Theme Music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Fanta stick!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks to Prod for his inspiring comment ! :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# they've been the new germans for years now
but woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] *gets out of system*


Edit: Whoops, forgot this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# he's called Sharon as well you know :D
woo yay - this kicks the shit of my idea which involved the little mermaid
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Is there really no Arial Arabic Condensed?
No, p'raps not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# There are some others...
www.b3ta.com/board/9261349
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Ariel Sharon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# sexy results!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *CLICK*!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Barbara Windsor Davies
(whatwasithinking, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# tap tap tap.
www.b3ta.com/links/kuzimu

*plug*

I'm being an annoyance, but I will give everyone who allows me to be big cuddles and maybe confectionery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Aha i saw something about that on the friends page
lemme go and have a read
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Yaaaaaaayness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# just reading the news bit now
I know of someone who might be able to offer advice and stuff like that - Gary from Krypton Komics (easily googled)

I've been buying his small-press comics since last year and he's a very approachable and interesting guy. He sits drawing and inking in his comic shop all day...might be worth a visit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Oooh ooh ooh that's a good idea.
Gary from Krypton Komics, you say. *writes down* thank you pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# He might be able to share some knowledge about printing and whatnot
I printed my own comic once, cost me a fucking fortune it did.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# It's not cheap, is it?!
Trademarking and copywriting's not either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You're allowed to be as big as you like.
No charge!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Why thank you good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I've only just seen this, pickle...
Top Skills!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'll tell him you think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Aaaaargh!!!
Thas pretty damn marvelous right there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaah
now then lovely boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# bras knickers and wellies?
this is how the people of the future will live!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# then my dear Professor
I am ahead of the times
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# You told them they'd be laughing on the other side of their faces eventually.
From the dock, I believe. Hooray for vindication!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm very popular in prison
I have many friends.

The friendliness hurts quite a bit, but the attention is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Rising temperatures and sea-levels...
By golly, I think you're right!

Come on, Future, come on!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# something very erotic about that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# there is about almost everything I say
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'm still yiffin', redex or no redex.
(not no redex here, unfortunately)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] sometimes they misfire
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahah great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# PTOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# GROSSLY INEFFICIENT!
*pops the hood*
*draws in air through teeth*
I have no idea what I'm looking at... *rubs chin* I'm not even a mechanic, I'm a spreadsheet jockey.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# You'n me both.
I hate that my friends call me with excel problems. STOP REMINDING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# can you help me with a vlookup problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *head in hands* yes, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# you should set the range_lookup to true
if you're getting a #N/A
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# or C+P everything in and out of notepad
that's my quick fix. Works too, usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Do you actually need to use vlookup
or would INDEX be more appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# DSUM - he should be using DSUM
he's got it ALL wrong... and his conditional formatting is a FUCKING JOKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny cos I hate Excel

I do my conditional formatting in VB to overcome the 3 formats rule. err, I mean, BIG COCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Thank fuck I'm not ^ this bad yet.
*holds onto her 20s for dear life*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# me too
I've only got just over a month of them left...

*tries to remain calm*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# you ought to
your 30s rush by :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ^ *this*
Sad, but true.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure we're only scratching the surface

(I helped save b3ta! daeghnao, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This is such a nerdy comp
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# He He
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] That's it I'm off...

Edit: Soz Barbie, just saw your post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Don't worry about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# stop posting pictures of your kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# and sort that skirting board out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - this thread is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *points at contract*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Curse that drunken night in Vegas!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
drunken night in Vegas! prawn sandwich in Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# he said he was a real vicar
I did wonder about the stockings and suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# They were probably at the dry-cleaners on that particular day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# uh
bindun sort of
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Weasel Launcher!

I wants one! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Go get'em!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# POOMPH!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Pip
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahahah! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Shhhrukooooooooonphhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# and the award for
best use of weasel in a military environment goes to....

'ning.
Have to go out now. Doing work is getting on my tits.



Click for bigger (258 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Fabulous.
Simply fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I love it
but seriously - is this a compo I'm not aware of?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
#
De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# HURRAH
and I heartily endorse it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# SKuG just decided to have an Alt+Compo
and it captured the imaginings of a small rebel alliance.

Iz just for summat a touch more fun than FontLOLs.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *blows kisses to SKuG*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I reckon it's another one of those crossover comps.
someone obviously didn't agree with the Fonts Compo getting picked and it's been hi-jacked.

It's like the elephant/crab war all over again! lest we forget!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# That came up with the best Alien VS Predator piss take ever devised!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hey, i'm fecking loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The file name should de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# America are the new Germans..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ^this
They fucking invade everywhere !
eg
"HEY I'M AN AMERICAN AND I CAN TALK LOUDER THAN YOU".
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *Clicks*..........^this^
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Top stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ooooooooh yues, now this should be t-shirted. i'd buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# also
A pronounced inability to utter a single sentence without the word 'like' in it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I quite like them myself
I think if you ran up a beach under heavy gunfire to liberate Europe you should be praised to high heaven.

It's the twats who believe they did it too just cos they were born in the same country that piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I'm not talking about the past...they're bloody awesome for doing that

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# tis Ok just jesting
.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I know, just incase anyonegot the wrong idea :)

I've had many a great night talking to the old chaps about their experiences in the war :( + :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Don't worry we all judge you as the man who killed a Clanger
MURDERER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# They aren't invading, they are liberating!
Oh wait... didn't hitler say that before WWII, he was liberating the aryan race from the opression of the countries controlling german territory after WWI?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Is it the wheel barrows of money they'll soon be forced to push around
?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# So will we though
I'm rather thrilled at the idea, I could make my own money pool like in duck tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# dass ist correct ja !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Isn't that the bassist out of QotSA?
No, it's not. He got sacked and that's not how you spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Nick Olivieri.
Basically a naked version of my best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Complete with mental long beard and everything?
I'm jealous. None of my friends are committed enough facially.

And a lot of them are flake out cunts, so there's no viable excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Not as long, but almost.
He's got a fantastic beard, and I'm one of the few women allowed to touch it without being doused in his pint or beaten up by his girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# of course! And don't forget, it was the American Empire that first colonised Great Britain,
and "Soccer" is based on American Football.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] F*****g Shirley you f**ks...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# wah! stop the board I want to get off!
that font needs to grow a pair.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# ta, chap!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# yes belated candle day and all that..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Candles!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hurrah!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ban teh comic sands!
I can't keep up with the board today.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I like this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Aha.................an explanation at LAST!!!!.
Edit:- Sorry, Forgot to compo.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Prof
you have a LOT to answer for!


A LOT


and with that I'm off

Coffee anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ooh yes please.

Black.

like my men
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You burn them all?
Goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# tea please :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Strong latte, please
3 sugars.

ta
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
that's a real man's drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# It's going to be the sole means of keeping my eyes open today...
until Watchmen at the IMAX tonight!!!!!!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# man
*envies*

1) because of the IMAX
2) because coffee has started to split my head in twain recently, so I'm off it
*refuses to have decaf*
3) because you're everything I wouldd like tooooo beeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Bloody Hell, Prof
Re: 3) That's less of an aspiration, more a curse.

Edit: And you smoke Green ciggies? You're me, aren't you?

*causal loops*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# oh sooosh you sexy beast
- the list was just going that way: ALWAYS FINISH ON A SONG... or an intricate burlesque... whichever seems most fitting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *sings*
Fly Me to the Moooooon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *clicks fingers in time*
would you like to swing on a star, carry moon beams home in a jar... and be better off than you are...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *joins in*
A fish is an animal who lives in a brook, he can't write his name or read a book...

*hands the mike back to the Prof*

take it away!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# he can't reach his flies or drive a truck...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Oooh puh-leeze......2 sugars in mine thanks.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Does it come with a croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# yes



damn - I'm not here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# black with milk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Congratulations, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ta
I've been saving that picture for some months
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Black and one please!
A conservative one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# are you cutting down on sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Nah, I've taken it like that for ages.
If you'd have asked me a year ago the answer would've been yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# To every question, or just that one?
*hugs*
Hello, pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *hug* that period of my life was about 8 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I'm glad to hear it.
*protects*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# :D
*peeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *keeps a sharp eye out for potential evil-doers*
You'll be safe here, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *sneaks in*
*does some mild evil*

*sneaks out again*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *calls in Air Strike*
/proportionate response blog

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# aha i see
I've swapped sugar for the magically illegal stevia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# oooh!
I'll have a latte with two shots of Jamaican Blue Mountain, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# got me own thanks, don't need none o' yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# muuwwuuuhhahhahaahhaaha *cough* *choke* *gag*
ha *cough*

... wanders off to cadge a menthol ciggie from someone *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# no ta.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ha! Real men drink tea
..flounces off to fix make up
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ooh yes please
See my sig.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# yes please bobby! black, no sugar, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Best font ever (even if it is unreadable)


(rogue pieman, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Well, I agree with the 'unreadable' part.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Unreadable in the way that you don't bother
because there are wimmins in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I was more intrigued by the Danish flag
on their swimming costumes, to be honest.

Edit: But I agree with the luminaries below, that unreadable = shite.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# psst
Swedish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
www.richardvaughan.net/images/news/Denmark_flag.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Oh fuck it, I'm tired - Norwegian flag.
I knew what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# if it's unreadable then it's a shit font.

its just that simple
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Is that orange juice?
Apparently rohypnol causes it to turn green and frothy... apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# That's Fairy, silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# the quality of a font is it's readability
no matter how many titty ladies endorse it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Does this kind of endorsement happen a lot?
/is rather confused blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# there are plenty of websites where Comic Sans is accompanied by a gallery of titty ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# want to sell something?
have you tried showing it next to some tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Bill Hicks pretty much nailed that concept down...
*chuckles at the recollection*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# modern advertising has moved on beyond tits
to made up science - in come areas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *sneakily hides client list when the Prof isn't looking*
Sorry, what were you saying?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm gonna suggest this to Linotype as their new tagline
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# haha and this ^

*click likes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Gentlemen...I would like to introduce you to Pam and her 5 sisters
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] *Ahem*
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# More cushion
for the pushin'
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'd love a Pot Noodle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# peachy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# that is awesome
*fwaps*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Can I ask the Noob's Question.....
... what does this stand for?

It's not in the beta dictionary and a web search suggests:

Fort Wayne Area Practical Shooters.

This doesn't mean anything to me, but I suspect in context is not correct. I have a fair idea what the first two letters may be and Fort Wayne was not what came to mind.

Any help appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *resists urge to bite...*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocket Cat wants to go to the moon...


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Eh???
www.b3ta.com/board/9263054 (*no offence fella, I am just confused)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I'm waiting for you to post your "It's all going by so fast" pic
Threeeeeaaaaadruuuuush!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Because people are whining about the toap challenge.
It's Elephants v Crabs again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# oh Ok
I am a firm beliver in "You get out what you put in" I thought this the font one could be good, ( I like type )
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I completely agree.
Though as far as alternative challenges go, "Rocket Propelled Animals" is pretty brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I think it's a rebel
splinter protest sort of a compo - rocket-propelled animals....

woo to the cat with the rocket up its arse!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Because a TOAP challenge is shit,
sure there will be a few good entries but most will be toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# lol
priceless
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# This will not end well
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Poor cow's still there
someone should really send someone up to get him
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# If that's a 'him'
Then that cow has a hell of a lot of penises.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
"Houston...it appears we are being watched.. by a fresian"!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Cooooooows iiiiiiiiinnn spaaaaaaaaace........
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I like this
I don't think he will get very far though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# At least the cat has PPE.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# "Don't worry. This is going to hurt you a shitload more than it's going to hurt me"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Greyskull, Shirley....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
THREADRUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Threadrush!
*potters off again*
*edit* hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# You're a bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# That film was
underrated overrated rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *tries to keep up with the /board
*fails*
*trips up*
*gets trampled underfoot*

*clicks before ^ that happens*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *grabs out of thread stampede*
*takes to safe place and grills about e-commerce*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I may have to do a crash course in
that very subject. Re-training, and all that

We lost the bloody pitch :-(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I really hate to admit.
I went to the cinema to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Morning Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Mornin' Moley!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] "Don't forget to jump off before the BANG"!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# is it rocket propelled animals day?
Did I miss a memo?

this should be a national holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# We're putting new cover sheets on all our TPS reports.
Didn't you get the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# no
and my password doesn't work any more

and lots of security guards are coming this way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha
if they fire you at my workplace, you know about it beforehand as your DVD drive and USB ports stop working.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Who's Lookwendy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# lol.. also seen in the book 'lookpeterpan'
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Straight to the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Why are there 2 challenges
or am I being unusually thick this morn?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Now send it to work!
(rogue pieman, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hehehe
I haven't the patience for Sims
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I lock them in small rooms and starve them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# That's more than they deserve
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I used to marry the neighbour
then block them into a tiny 2 by 2 square room with a BBQ. Then I'd sell their ashes for $2.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ..profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I lock them in a room full of fireplaces and sofas.
Then I get the grandad to light the fires and I let him out.
Then he uses his family as bait to catch the grim reaper, but it never works.
So he keeps trying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaaaa
Yes!
(beemoh, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] erm...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ooofph
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# What's that you say Catnipppp?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I scolled down and first thought "Ah Catnippp"
Very good squire (took me a few seconds to get it)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# what the heck is Catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# A bit of talent all wrapped up in a big bundle of paranoid arrogance
.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# a mad person
with crazy ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ^ this answer is rather closer to the truth
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# someone who speaks the truth



depending on what tablets you take
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Oh you are awful
but I like you

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha!

Brenn i helvete!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Burn Switzerland!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# It's highly flammable

Mmm cheese fondue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# It is spelled
Bern and is the capital ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# ^ needs more 'e'
;-)

Oh, and thank you for the offer of tiling, sir. You're very kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Oh my goodness.
Have you no shame?

* *clicks* while Freebs is distracted*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# that's rather
clever and silly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha ouch :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha

*wander off laughing*
*falls off the edge of the world*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# ticker!
I was wondering how to do the last bit

well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

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